#video #The King of Queens S03E22 Ctrl Episode 22 Engsub
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00:06whoo dog head hell of a storm pretty nasty out there
00:13you want to do something nasty in here i'm reading you won't even know i'm there
00:22oh man the lights went out huh what are you talking about it's brightest day
00:30you're blind sweet mother of mercy you're blind look at the flashlight go ahead go get it
00:36where is it it's in the top drawer of the bureau
00:43okay what's taking you so long excuse me i am looking for it
00:49put my underwear down
00:54all right i got it i got it
00:57oh man the batteries are dead all right there's a candle right there oh wait a second what scent
01:04is it it's baloney okay could you just light it oh wow there's only one match left it's like the
01:11miracle of hanukkah hey check this out spooky face
01:21my eyes are getting weary my back is getting tight i'm sitting here in traffic on the queensburg bridge
01:31tonight but i don't care cause all i want to do is catch my check and drive right home to
01:40you
01:42cause maybe all my life i will be driving home to you
02:04wow that hurricane mindy wasn't kidding around huh
02:09oh look at that branch it went right through that windshield cool
02:16it's so hot out here it's like 150 degrees it's so quiet hey do you think we're the last
02:22two people left on earth yes doug that's very likely hot
02:31got the saxkies what they're in our backyard what are they doing on our side
02:35oh my god the fence is down it's all over the yard oh man now they're just roaming free
02:42we gotta get them back on their side every time those people come near us they take a little piece
02:52of our soul
02:52hello freakos you couldn't be more annoying
02:58okay let's make this quick
03:03carrie doug what a storm thank god you guys are okay hey there's the guy
03:16wow what a mess yeah but it's just stuff you know i mean the most important thing is that nobody
03:21was
03:21hurt you know what we can get our area over here yeah yeah you know what i i love to
03:25rake yeah
03:25yes and i oh do you guys have a fence person because i can get the yellow pages right now
03:30uh honey get the pages actually you know wait a second it's one minute here
03:36okay what you doing i don't know get the pages
03:40kids i just realized something separately our yards were just two
03:46sad little veal cages but if we kept this fence down we're looking at a dad bland compound here
03:55what a compound that's a wonderful idea hey we could call it saccharine oh you know frisaksky and
04:04heffernan or or or hefsky you know either way there's no ego here um you know what we're not um
04:13we're not really compound people yeah yeah i don't even use compound w i get a wart i live with
04:19you're terrible let me draw a sketch for you you'll see what i'm talking about um guys uh uh do
04:27you
04:27have a grease pencil and some graph paper i'm sorry no this will do here we go okay let me
04:33just
04:34rough out a ground plan for a saccharine i'm sorry hefsky great great badminton court
04:43maybe a gazebo here right there i think the gazebo should go in the center dorothy i used to
04:50landscape okay you know what could go right here doug a koi pond ah you like oversized goldfish a
04:57little scared of them it's gone you're the boss oh don't forget a double swing so me and carrie can
05:02sit out at night and dish okay you know what this is a lot lots to chew on you know
05:08but it all sounds
05:08very interesting let us um let us go over it and we'll get back to you okay okay now nothing
05:13is
05:14written in stone here so feel free to make your own changes just use a different color pen oh my
05:26god
05:37how'd you get this up so fast well when you want something bad enough you make it happen did you
05:42uh talk to the saxkies about this no carrie we told them we'd think about this whole backyard
05:49compound thing yeah well we also told your cousin tina that her baby was cute it's called lying
05:55i know we're lying that's not the point you have to ease into these things i mean we have to
05:59live
05:59right next door to these people we should have at least waited a few days to give them the illusion
06:02we don't eat them they needed to be stopped i mean they probably have a gazebo guy coming over right
06:07now tim get out here they put a new fence up what didn't waste any time did they oh i'm
06:17sure they have
06:18an explanation i can't oh my god tim you scared me so what do you think you like so i
06:28guess this is a
06:29no on the whole combined yard thing huh oh my god you know what i forgot all about that forgot
06:36we
06:37presented the idea to you not eight hours ago yeah well you know what the next time the fence goes
06:42down
06:43for sure when that's gonna happen you seem to have sunk her in cement this time whoa a fence where
06:50the
06:50hell did this come from this one sure works quick huh yeah ask them why they did this do i
06:56have to
06:57spill it out for you dorothy they don't like us no it's that we we we really value our privacy
07:04you know
07:04what we're loners we are that's true that's true either one of us could have been a serial killer
07:08easily but you know you make choices you know you're not doing anyone any favors by soft soaping this so
07:14please just tell us what we did to offend you nothing it's it's just that we don't we don't
07:19want to share a yard with you i'm sorry we just happen to feel that normal people don't turn their
07:25houses into a compound oh so now we're not normal we're not normal what is normal i mean really as
07:33far as i'm concerned what passes for normal these days is pretty damn crazy so after all these years of
07:40friendship it's really nice to know where you stand oh friendship come on we're not friends
07:45we're neighbors okay and just because we happen to live next door to each other does not mean we
07:50have to like each other i mean come on honestly do you really like us that much
07:58no no no if you'll excuse me tim it's not even i said excuse me
08:06you see problems
08:25hey neighbor
08:39tim can i get yourself a pool there okay bye knolly i do
09:07what the i'll tell you what the a pool and a deck yeah
09:12how'd they do that so fast they probably got your fence guy he's quite the handy end
09:18i can't believe this oh you believe it you threw up a fence which was a big screw you and
09:22they said
09:23we'll see your fence and we'll raise you a pool and bonus we now know tim's a speedo man
09:32this has to go i mean this makes our fence moot oh it's moot all right and you know what
09:36else is
09:36moot our privacy yeah bye bye privacy you're moot now all right stop saying moot because i don't
09:42make you're 100 sure what it means
09:49you can't do this tim do what just enjoying my backyard your stupid pool and deck are too high
09:58well then why don't you just put up a higher
10:05you're great at putting up fences literally and figuratively
10:11okay you want a war is that it well you just got one no no nobody wants a war okay
10:17this fence
10:17wasn't meant like that you just i i have a turtle
10:25she's a runner would you stop it no come on people built fences all the time we had every
10:32right to build it unlike your observation tower up there how about having a compromise tim look you
10:37can have a pool just just get a lower one all right that's a great idea oh but it said
10:43how about we don't
10:48i am warning you i work at a law firm there are building codes we can have this thing taken
10:55down
11:16okay this is taking an awkward amount of time yeah
11:43i am trying to build a case against those idiots out there
11:52this is kind of fun you know i feel like aaron brockovich of course no one's really getting
11:58cancer from their pool but what if their pool did cause cancer man i would love that
12:06hey look at this honey i swept myself a bra
12:15you are killing me honey all right i'll open this other one maybe we can get some
12:19cross ventilation going oh hey carrie
12:27don't believe this oh we got him now we got him now what are you doing i'm getting the video
12:36camera hey darty hand me a towel huh the big hilton one that pool is cold i bet it is
12:42okay here we go
12:45monday 10 pm defendants are using a slide located just outside plaintiff's window hey tim watch me
12:53cannonball
12:56i don't know why i don't see monkeys you're only helping our case i'm gonna go stick my underwear in
13:00freezer okay baby
13:13well it's officially rash season
13:19well let's hope you have a better one than last year
13:23oh my god get up for a second quick geez what what what what what listen guy while you're up
13:27you
13:27want to get me a beer
13:30make it two i'm dying here
13:37hey is that a pool out there oh yeah the uh sacks he's got one really yeah it's above ground
13:43it's very tacky
13:51damn are we watching tv or what they're playing find the penny i kick ass at that game
13:56hey it's doug and his merry man how you guys doing we're good tim okay you know what we'd love
14:01to stay
14:01in chat but we got a whole thing going on in there where in your aluminum hot house
14:08that's right come on guys listen fellas i know that doug here isn't much of a pool person he's more
14:13of a fence guy you two are welcome to join us no why not just carrie and i are a
14:21whole big thing
14:22with these people well we're not it's just a stupid pool you never seen a pool before i've seen
14:26one now i want to be in one hey come on we can use a couple extra guys for a
14:30game of chicken i'm
14:32very good at that game too look look you guys want to go you go but you know there's no
14:39coming back
14:39here the big tv the fan everything this all goes away spence no more pop-o-matic trouble
15:10uh that's our last ball any chance we can get it back in one piece
15:19sure thanks classy move
15:25what happened here doug i'll tell you what happened you built this big thing
15:30overlooking our property and we don't like that we're pretty poed
15:36is it we or is it she
15:43mostly she
15:46and does it seem fair that she's the one who's causing all the trouble and you're the one who has
15:50to suffer out here in the heat it doesn't add up no
15:56come on you want to be in that pool i want you in that pool get in the pool
16:05you know i can't all right could you please just leave me alone let me paint you a picture
16:09when you first jump in the water shocks you and you think who am i that's too cool
16:15but then your body acclimates itself and and you instinctively kick your feet and move your arms
16:22and you are swimming you're swimming doug not in water but in liquid heaven
16:44excuse me mr pruzen um i have a personal legal issue can i run up on you real quick sure
16:49shoot
16:50okay well my neighbors the saxkies they're this very annoying couple you know the type where they
16:55i'm on the clock here right okay well um they built an above ground pool that overlooks our yard
17:01hmm yeah so first i thought i could i could argue negative easements possibly
17:06but then i thought it was more of a private nuisance you're on the right track carrie keep going okay
17:11well a private nuisance is anything that reduces the value of another's property getting warmer and
17:17their pool falls under that category by by invading the privacy of our yard they they're hurting our
17:23resale value bullseye great job sounds like you've been hiding a great legal mind behind all that lip
17:29gloss and blusher thank you seriously it's a good thing to see great work thank you really means a lot
17:36to me oh carrie yeah could you slice me up a banana real thin yeah huh
17:49yeah oh hi tim it's carrie yeah i've been looking through some stuff and section 489 of
17:58new york city building code your pool's in violation buddy doug and i are gonna take it down
18:04yes
18:08see you in court numb nuts
18:12hi sweetie hey well the wheels of justice are in motion by this time next week that pool will be
18:21nothing more than a circle of dead grass of course excuse i single-handedly destroyed them
18:28you know what this must be that glow that pregnant women talk about i don't know i think we should
18:34back off you know live and let live no they're bad we're good we win just like in the bible
18:42i think you're going a little overboard here you know maybe they're
18:44not so bad when you really look at things and those in the bible say you know turn the other
18:49cheek
18:50let thy neighbor's pool be thy pool wait a minute come here for a second you smell like chlorine you've
19:01been in that pool if you just tried it once you'd understand how could you go in my arch enemy's
19:05pool
19:06arch enemy who are you cat woman
19:10carrie i'm sorry but i just think you're handling this all wrong doug they gave me no other choice no
19:15you did have a choice when normal people get angry they start here but you you start up here
19:20which gives you nowhere to go but up here that's very high the point is you betrayed me just to
19:28cool off in a stupid pool it was liquid heaven
19:36doug they're the saxkies we hate them they're wrong we're right yeah right car you're right you're
19:42always right you know but sometimes it's better to be happy i am happy you don't know what happy is
19:49i'd love to stay and chat with you some more about this but i have to go call my legal
19:53team to discuss
19:54strategy oh do you yeah well you know what i gotta go play chase the dolphin so i guess we're
19:58both
19:58pretty busy
20:06this is the life of riley starring doug ez riley
20:14oh by the way tim and dorothy told me i have carte blanche which is a fancy way of saying
20:20i can
20:20use the pool whenever i want yeah well enjoy it while you can because tomorrow i'm going to serve
20:25them with my cease and desist order that's a fancy way of saying poolie go bye-bye i'm getting a
20:32turtle
20:37tim dorothy
20:43i've got some delightful legal documents for you
20:50lean it up against the beach ball nice
21:01oh no no no no no come back
21:05okay
21:29hi carrie taking a swim
21:38okay
21:41excuse me
21:47these papers may be wet they are still legal in the state of new york
21:54excuse me
22:13how's it going baby
22:15it's great much better than the pool thank you very much
22:17okay
22:17it's a different
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