00:01Hey, slow down! No, keep moving.
00:04So, how did it go with Joshua last night?
00:06Oh, well, I didn't see Joshua, but I did punch a girl in the face.
00:11What?
00:11Why?
00:12Well, the whole night was horrible.
00:13It was pouring down rain, and when I got there, there was no Rachel Green on the list.
00:17But there was a Rachel Greep.
00:19Oh, so did you get to meet her?
00:24No, there is no Rachel Greep.
00:26But then this other girl overheard us, and she was all, I'm Rachel Greep, I'm Rachel Greep, and he let
00:30her right in.
00:31So you hit her in the face?
00:32No, she was already in, but then this big bitch behind me tried to steal my umbrella, so I clocked
00:38her.
00:39Oh, I can't believe this.
00:41All I wanted was just a few hours outside of work to see Joshua so that he could go ahead
00:46and start falling low with me.
00:51Oh, thieves.
00:55Honey, that's your name.
00:58That's short for Phoebe?
00:59I thought that's just what we called each other.
01:05Hey, you're wearing pants.
01:06That's right.
01:07Where are the guys?
01:08I'm ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
01:11It's 9.30 in the morning.
01:12I got a breakfast buffet.
01:16Hello?
01:17Oh, hey, Ross.
01:18Oh, let me talk to you.
01:19Oh, my God.
01:20Can I just, shh, wait, what?
01:22She's shushing me.
01:22It's my fault.
01:23She's shushing me.
01:24Please, what's he saying?
01:26He's with Emily at a bed and breakfast in Vermont.
01:28What?
01:29Oh, my God.
01:30Who the hell is Emily?
01:31No.
01:36They're in Vermont?
01:37How did this happen?
01:38Ow.
01:40How did he end up in Vermont with that awful wretch?
01:43Well, maybe she doesn't hit him all the time.
01:46When we first met her, she was soaking.
01:49Her feet were wet.
01:50Who wouldn't be miserable?
01:51I'm telling you, once I got her into a dry pair of shoes, she was a totally different person.
01:56Ross, come quickly.
01:57There's a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard.
01:59I gotta go.
02:00There's a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard.
02:05He had to go.
02:06There was a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard.
02:10I don't get this.
02:11She was horrible.
02:12Okay, I'm gonna go stand over there.
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