00:01Hey, by any chance, either of you pick Rachel for your secret Santa, because I want to trade for her.
00:05I picked her? Oh, thank God, you want her.
00:08Wow, why do you want to get rid of her so badly?
00:10Because she exchanges every gift she ever gets. It's like impossible to get her something she likes.
00:15Come on, let's trade!
00:16Well, that's not true, that's not true. I got her that backpack and she loved it.
00:19I remember how much she was crying the day that big dog ran off with...
00:25Well, there was no big dog.
00:28All right, this sucks, because I already got her this briefcase and I had R.G. put on it.
00:33Her initials.
00:36Maybe you can give it to somebody else. Oh, like Ross Keller.
00:40Oh, you know what, though? It's kind of a girly briefcase.
00:43Who cares? He works in a museum.
00:47Hey, what time is it? The big game's about to start.
00:49You don't have to do that. We're on some joey on here. You can watch the parade if you want.
00:52Thanks.
00:55What is wrong with this freezer?
00:56Ow! Ow!
00:58God, what happened?
00:59Oh, my God, ice just got in my eye.
01:01People are trying to sleep in here.
01:04Monica got ice in her eye and it hurts.
01:06Open it up. Let me see.
01:08Oh, here I can. It really kills.
01:09Well, maybe you should put some ice on it.
01:13Oh, it looks bad.
01:15Honey, maybe we should take you to a doctor.
01:16No, my eye doctor is Richard.
01:18I can't go to him when I don't have a boyfriend.
01:21He's really picky about his patients.
01:24Okay, you've got to go.
01:25What's his office number?
01:27Like, I remember his office number.
01:29Speed dial seven.
01:33Hi. Yeah, I'm calling on behalf of Monica Geller's eye.
01:36And is, um, is Richard Burke in today?
01:40He's out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
01:43Yes!
01:43Yes! She's very excited about that.
01:49So cool.
01:50So Monica gets back.
01:51It's like, I'm head chef.
01:53Can I get to make all the decisions?
01:56Hey, hey, I thought she told you to follow the recipe exactly.
01:59Okay, get out of my kitchen.
02:02All right.
02:03Okay.
02:04I think I am making some progress with Joey.
02:05When I went into the apartment, he went straight into his bedroom,
02:07but he only slammed the door once.
02:09So I'm going to go to the house.
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