00:01So, uh, man, are you gonna go see the play with me tonight?
00:03You know what? I don't know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some
00:07guy and your girlfriend.
00:09Yeah, I know, but...
00:10No, no, no, oh, I'm there.
00:13Hey.
00:14Hey, Mom. Want some pancakes?
00:15You made pancakes?
00:17Yep. Grab a plate.
00:20No, no, stay right there.
00:25Getting closer.
00:27Okay, okay, but don't worry, because we also have cereals, muffins, waffles, and jams, jellies, and marmalades, which I'm fairly
00:34certain are the same thing.
00:36Listen, also, we're watching the game here Saturday night if people want to come over.
00:39Oh, yeah.
00:40Oh, I was thinking about having people over for the game.
00:43Oh, yeah? Who's playing?
00:46The players?
00:49Somebody seems to be missing being the hostess.
00:54Oh, please. It's a relief, is what it is. It's what it is.
00:58All right.
00:59Beep, stick out your plate.
01:00Oh.
01:07Monica, I'm quitting.
01:09I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on a thong, and she didn't even buy it.
01:14I'm telling you, I'm quitting. That's it. I'm talking to my boss right now.
01:17Yes, I am.
01:18Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am.
01:20Okay, bye. Call me when you get this message.
01:22Oh, Mr. Waltham, I really need to talk to you.
01:26In a moment, please. I'm in the middle of a task.
01:28And you have a customer.
01:33Hi.
01:34Hi, I'm Joshua.
01:35Hi, I'm Rachel Green. What can I do for you, Joshua?
01:39Well, I need a whole new wardrobe.
01:41My wife. Well, my ex-wife.
01:43Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:49Anyway, she burned all of my clothes, so I got away with two things.
01:53This suit, and it turned out to be a, uh, skirt.
01:56Oh, at least that's a great suit.
01:59Yeah, but it wasn't much fun dropping it off at the dry cleaners in the skirt.
02:05So I need everything down to underwear, so if you're willing, I'm, uh, I'm all yours.
02:10Okay.
02:12Rachel, you needed to speak to me.
02:13No, no, that was...
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