#video #Scrubs 2026 S01E06 My V I P 1 Episode 6 Engsub
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00:01They say about a third of relationships start in the workplace.
00:04In a hospital, it's even higher.
00:07Maybe it's all the stress.
00:10Or the fact that we spend more time with our colleagues
00:12than most people spend with their families.
00:20Whatever it is, people in hospitals get pretty close pretty fast.
00:24But if a workplace relationship goes bad, there's nowhere to hide.
00:32Look, Lily, I hope we can agree to keep this professional.
00:37Professional? Is that what you call it?
00:39Parading around in front of me in a slutty little doctor costume?
00:42I'm a doctor. This is what I wear.
00:44Well then, doctor, you messed up.
00:47Because my dad is in the mob.
00:49Well, he's mob-adjacent. He manages an Italian restaurant.
00:52But he knows people. Italians. Capiche?
00:55Oh, I capiche'd all of that.
00:59Oh, I like her.
01:01You two have a very cute will they, won't they, will she kill you thing going on.
01:05You don't really think she'll have me whacked, do you?
01:07I mean, all I did was not sleep with her.
01:09Well, now you'll sleep with the fishes.
01:10But don't worry, Dr. Dorian. I'm sure you'll disappoint them too.
01:14I can see you hitting the door closed button.
01:17Oh, I'm not trying to hide it.
01:19Gosh, he's mean. But also so clever.
01:22While I had moved too fast, Elliot was afraid to move at all with her new boyfriend.
01:26He was an organ transplant pilot.
01:28But right now, Turk and I were busy with our own important debate.
01:31Turk, that was not a UFO we saw. It was a sky-riding wedding proposal.
01:35We had also been drinking a whole lot of rose.
01:38I know what I saw, JD. The thing zigged and then it zagged.
01:41Yeah, he was making the V in love. Zig-zag.
01:44Thank you for your service.
01:45Why are you saluting? He's not in the military.
01:48He's not even qualified to fly whole people.
01:50He's Postmates for body parts.
01:51Okay, guys, Wes has to go.
01:53Oh, but before you go, could you do the pilot voice real quick, please?
01:55Turk, come on. There's nothing special about me.
01:58Agreed.
01:59We all save lives. I just do it at 500 miles an hour.
02:03All due respect, he's a regular pilot.
02:05There's a whole medical team in back with the body parts.
02:07JD, zip it.
02:08Zip it good.
02:09So, is that a yes to my invite to take you to Napa this weekend?
02:12Oh, that is a very firm, maybe.
02:17Okay, Elliot.
02:19Okay, folks, this breakfast has reached its final destination.
02:23He's doing it.
02:24I know you have a choice when it comes to who you dine with,
02:27and, uh, I appreciate you choosing me.
02:31Wings! Hell yeah!
02:33Here, buddy.
02:34I am not gonna wear plastic wings like a child.
02:37I'll wear them like a glorious eagle.
02:39You want me to help you put yours on?
02:40Fine.
02:42I appreciate you helping me put my...
02:44Ow!
02:45Bro!
02:46My bad!
02:48I can't do this all on my own.
02:51Though I know I'm no Superman.
02:58I'm no Superman.
03:01All of my divorced friends say how hard it is to meet someone,
03:04and then this perfect guy just drops out of the sky.
03:06Literally.
03:06I mean, there's got to be something wrong with him.
03:08Elliot, maybe he's just a good guy.
03:10Oh, then why is he not married?
03:11Hmm?
03:11Answer me that.
03:12Oh, wait, you can't, can you?
03:13Because you want to know what they call pilots?
03:15Skyplayers.
03:16First of all, nobody's ever called them that.
03:18But you know what?
03:19Here's what I'm gonna do.
03:20I'll fill them out for you.
03:21Big dog to big dog.
03:22It'll be a little bro-down showdown.
03:24I'm gonna find out if he's naughty and nice.
03:26Yeah, because I'm black Santa, baby!
03:28Okay, fine.
03:29Just don't be weird.
03:30Like with everything you just said.
03:33Make Santa black.
03:33Everybody gets uncomfortable.
03:36Where were you?
03:36We have a Code Caviar.
03:38Code Caviar meant a VIP was being admitted to the hospital.
03:42Everyone had to bring their A-game.
03:44Who's the VIP?
03:45Hospital board member, Mr. Walton.
03:47His wife found him passed out at home.
03:49Is Walton the older white gentleman who golfs?
03:51They're all older white gentlemen who golf.
03:53Ooh.
03:53Mr. Walton is chairman of the board.
03:55Chairman?
03:56Pippa!
03:57Lose those table nachos!
03:58Okay, I'mma wheel them out, but I am not throwing these away.
04:01Look, I know I'm not your favorite person, but I think we need to work together on this.
04:04Your inability to recognize that I would put the hospital above my hatred of you is part of the reason
04:09I hate you.
04:09The other part is-
04:10Literally everything else about me.
04:12I know.
04:12Dr. Cox forwards me your insulting emails.
04:15Look, we need an intern.
04:16Which of your mouth breathers has screwed up the least?
04:18Asher!
04:19You've had a solid week of not almost killing someone.
04:22Welcome to the team.
04:23Dr. Doreen, Dr. Park, this is an honor.
04:25Congrats.
04:25You're our slop boy.
04:26Yeah, whatever we suck out of this old guy, blood, feces, urine, you just race it to the lab.
04:31Don't look at him.
04:31Don't talk to him.
04:32If he hands you this bedpan, you just hold it up and say,
04:35Please, sir, may I have some more?
04:37On it.
04:39They're here.
04:41Mr. Walton!
04:42Dr. Park and I will personally oversee your care.
04:47You're in good hands, sir.
04:49So are you.
04:52Okay, so, Mindy, it's elective, but I strongly advise you go through with the fibroid surgery.
04:56It's the only way you'll stop being in pain.
04:58Cool, cool, cool.
04:59Love it.
05:00Let's do it.
05:01Okay.
05:02Cut it, slice it, chop it, drop it, grip it, rip it, let's go get it.
05:06Okay, Mindy.
05:07Right.
05:08Let's talk outside, you two.
05:11She's fun.
05:12She's a runner.
05:14She's delayed surgery so many times, the second you look away, she's gonna bolt.
05:18What? I don't see it.
05:19Me neither.
05:19She wants us to cut it, slice it, chop it, drop it.
05:21She's covering her nerves.
05:23Who the hell raps about surgery?
05:25A team money, all up in your tummy.
05:28Cutting out the lumps and the bumps that look funny.
05:31First of all, I'm a trained surgical rapper.
05:34Mindy's scared.
05:35You two need to keep an eye on at all times, alright?
05:39Ain't no scalper like the one I got.
05:41No one can cut you better.
05:45Thanks for rushing this through.
05:47Anytime, handsome.
05:49Ugh.
05:50What?
05:51I'm not handsome?
05:52Not seeing it.
05:53That'll change.
05:55Oh.
05:56Oh!
05:57Dr. Reed?
05:59What do you think of Dr. Lewis?
06:01He's a narcissistic me monster with main character syndrome and I cannot stand being around him.
06:06Great, you're rounding with him.
06:08His patients keep getting readmitted and I wanna know what's going on.
06:11I need you to go undercover.
06:12Okay.
06:14I do amazing Russian accent.
06:16I don't think you do.
06:17Thank you for feedback, I work on it.
06:19Hmm.
06:20So your charts look good.
06:22Sorry to interrupt, but Dr. Reed wants me to round with you.
06:26Hmm.
06:27Lucky you.
06:29Luckily, Mr. Walton's high-stakes emergency turned out to be nothing but a low heart rate.
06:34The good news is, Mr. Walton, your vital signs are back to normal.
06:37You're gonna be fine.
06:38Bad news for your golfing buddies, they're gonna keep losing.
06:44I hate myself.
06:45You know, you two should join me on the links sometime.
06:48I'd love to.
06:49I play 18 holes every weekend.
06:50Damn that windmill on the sixth hole.
06:52What's your handicap?
06:54Blondes.
06:57Yes, I relate to all of this.
06:59Are you sure he's gonna be okay?
07:00I worry so much.
07:02His heart is strong, Mrs. Walton.
07:03I think he was just dehydrated.
07:05You see, Bunny?
07:06You aren't gonna get rid of me that easily.
07:12Oh, did you see that?
07:14That is how it is done, Slap Boy.
07:15It was a pleasure to do.
07:17Not now, Asher.
07:17I have a speech to give.
07:19You are all a part of this victory.
07:21Our dedication and teamwork, and I don't think it's too hasty to say my leadership,
07:25are what make Sacred Heart the best of the best.
07:28Now roll back in those table nachos.
07:32If you notice, every chip is covered in cheese.
07:36It's not by accident, people.
07:39Feels like there's more applause for the nachos than my speech.
07:43Nachos!
07:46Cold caviar, cold caviar.
07:48What? Who is it now?
07:50I don't get it.
07:51His echo and his EKG were normal. He was stable.
07:53I don't know what happened.
07:54I made him a smoothie and he just collapsed.
07:57You thinking what I'm thinking?
07:58Did I leave my coffee mug on the urinal again?
08:00Maybe. What are you thinking?
08:02That Bunny is after his money.
08:04No one thinks that.
08:06Get that money, girl.
08:07Mm-hmm.
08:08We ain't gonna judge you.
08:12Captain West.
08:14No flights yet?
08:15No, but in about three minutes,
08:17Miss Yolanda's flaky cheddar biscuits are popping out of that oven.
08:20I'm warming up the butter as we speak.
08:24My man.
08:29So you get a lot of tail as a poly bus?
08:32Excuse me?
08:33We know different women in every city.
08:34Various hoes and various area codes.
08:37I know you a sky player.
08:38Not my style.
08:39Wes, it's just us.
08:41You could tell me bro code.
08:43Dr. Turk, cheating makes me sick.
08:45And if that's what you're doing in your marriage, for God's sake, get help.
08:50You're a good man, Wes.
08:54Yeah, we just buttered each other.
08:55Mm-hmm.
08:56That's on me.
08:57You're welcome.
09:01Ugh, enough of this.
09:02I am a surgeon.
09:03I'm a babysitter.
09:04Good.
09:04Because I was a terrible babysitter, according to the Johnsons.
09:07I don't know what they were so mad about.
09:09We found both kids.
09:11Wait, what are you doing?
09:11I took on Mindy's stuff.
09:12She's not gonna leave without this.
09:13We can't do that.
09:14Dr. Turk told us to be...
09:15Oh my God, bro.
09:16This is your problem.
09:17You are such a rule follower, even when the rules don't make sense.
09:19Not true.
09:21The other night when my uncle wasn't looking, I touched the thermostat.
09:2474 to 77, baby.
09:26Oh.
09:27Omar, sometimes you have got to be bold.
09:29Trust me, it's good for your personal growth.
09:33Um, Mindy's gone.
09:34Hm?
09:36Why would you let me do that?
09:37This is just like the Johnson twins.
09:39There's no well near this hospital, is there?
09:43Hey, I should be a detective your boy Wes checks out.
09:46You're going to Napa.
09:47Oh, Turk, I don't know.
09:50Elliot, you're sore in your head.
09:52You don't get it, because your marriage worked out.
09:54Mm-mm.
09:55I'm sorry to make that sound like a criticism.
09:57I'm very happy your marriage worked out, hooray.
09:58But mine didn't, so maybe my instincts are just way off.
10:01Well, mine aren't.
10:02And Wes gets the Turk stamp of approval.
10:05I don't know, you're pretty loosey-goosey with that stamp.
10:07I mean, even he gets one.
10:09You like?
10:10I know you do.
10:11You want to know why you're single?
10:12I got Exhibit A and Exhibit B right here, and they're both nasty.
10:18True love awaits five.
10:21Well, she's clearly a dangerous woman.
10:23I mean, just look at the breasts.
10:24Okay.
10:25But only because you said to.
10:27He goes home with his wife, and then he starts crashing again.
10:30I mean, something's not right.
10:31She's clearly trying to hurt him, or worse.
10:33Worse?
10:34Park's theory was about as clear as the lungs on an emphysema patient.
10:38Take the blinders off, Dorian.
10:39That's one dangerous dame.
10:41Now look here, bozo.
10:42I know there's no true love in your topsy-turvy world, where you'll have a roll in the hay
10:46with every Tom, Dick, and Harry that buys you a drink and an Uber home in the morning.
10:50But all I see is a loving wife.
10:52If you can't see that, you're blind.
10:54Mr. Blind, I tell you.
10:55You're too trusting.
10:56It's gonna get you killed one day.
10:58That's the plan.
11:00When I buy a man a drink, I expect to be bent over a sink, you hear?
11:05And now, you're a dead man.
11:12You can't just accuse a board member's wife of attempted murder.
11:15I guess we'll just wait and see then.
11:17We will see.
11:18See?
11:19So, how did the exam with Blake go?
11:22Terrible.
11:22He took a thorough history, had great bedside manner, and made the same diagnosis I would
11:26have made.
11:27He was perfect.
11:28Huh.
11:28That's fascinating.
11:29Because his patient is back and she's asking to see a different doctor.
11:34Shaggedy.
11:34There are many mysteries in a hospital.
11:37Like, what's up with this guy?
11:39And where the hell is that lady?
11:42Hey, what are you guys looking for?
11:44Nothing.
11:45None of your business.
11:46Oh, my God.
11:47I'm sorry.
11:47I'm sorry.
11:48And while this arm's full of bodily fluids with Mr. Walton's name on it, the other one's
11:53free for a hug with Amara's name on it.
11:55Focus on your slop tray, Asher.
11:57We are doing real doctor stuff.
12:01Still, my mystery felt the most sinister.
12:03Rapid response.
12:05Rapid response to suite 307.
12:07I don't know what happened.
12:08He just passed out again.
12:10Now do you believe me?
12:14Mr. Walton, we're not sure why your blood pressure keeps dropping, but we're gonna figure
12:18it out.
12:19That's what you people keep telling me, and yet, here I am.
12:22We have a plan, sir.
12:23We're gonna put you in isolation.
12:25Hopefully, by controlling your environment, we'll be able to pinpoint what might be causing
12:29your syncope and your hypotension.
12:31No one will be allowed in the room, except for Dr. Dorian and myself.
12:35I'll miss you, sweetheart.
12:37The experiment has begun.
12:42It's her!
12:44Damn.
12:45And this, Deshaun, is why I follow the rules.
12:47Yeah, you really shouldn't listen to me.
12:50Hey, I am overconfident, because my dad loves me too much.
12:53I grew up believing I could be an Olympic-level figure skater.
12:56And if I'm being honest, I still think I can make it.
12:59Okay, so his love has made you delusional.
13:01At least you have the courage to go after what you want.
13:04I'll never have that.
13:05Oh!
13:06You know, I actually texted my dad about you, and he told me I should play you this gospel
13:11song and let the spirit move you.
13:21Yeah.
13:22He gets it.
13:24Can I get an amen?
13:25Amen, girl!
13:28So, Ms. Herring, earlier you told Dr. Lewis and Dr. Tosh that you have heartburn.
13:31Did it get worse?
13:32I lied.
13:33I never had heartburn.
13:35Oh.
13:35I came in because I haven't gone, you know, number two in, like, a week.
13:40Why didn't you just tell us that?
13:41I am telling you that.
13:42I just didn't want to tell him that.
13:44I mean, look at him.
13:46He's hot.
13:47Do you think he knows we're watching?
13:49Of course he does.
13:50I would have been so embarrassed.
13:52Okay, Amanda.
13:54We'll start you on...
13:57Dr. Lewis, could you please stop stretching so this poor woman can have her life back?
14:01Dude, seriously?
14:03Hi, Dr. Lewis.
14:08Mrs. Walton, are you all right?
14:10No.
14:11I'm not all right.
14:12My husband needs me.
14:13I do things for him.
14:15And no one else can.
14:16No, no details.
14:18I'm English.
14:20Please help me.
14:22I'm getting pee on the floor.
14:24Walton's been away from his wife and he's totally stable.
14:27Maybe you're right about her.
14:29You think?
14:29What is with the, uh, emotional support corpse?
14:32Oh, that's Rowdy.
14:34Be nice to him.
14:35He hasn't had a walk in 26 years.
14:38I hope you're wrong about Mrs. Walton.
14:40I mean, it's...
14:40It's kind of hard to believe that anybody would do that to their spouse.
14:44You never really know what a person is capable of.
14:47Oh, my God.
14:47Is he about to share?
14:49You can love someone for 10 years, get engaged, be their rock when their family rejects them.
14:55Yep, it's happening.
14:56And then you're at a medical conference.
14:58And suddenly you're getting an accidental text that says,
15:01Don't worry, he'll be gone all weekend.
15:04Wow.
15:05I'm really sorry that happened to you.
15:07Don't be.
15:07I drove home early, took some incriminating photos, and used them as leverage to keep custody of my Dobermans.
15:15Great to know.
15:16And let me just say, if anything ever happens to your Dobermans, I have a great guy.
15:21Oh, God.
15:23Rapid response, rapid response to suite 307.
15:26Okay, I haven't seen my mother in months, and Mrs. Walton called me a good boy.
15:30So I let her in the room.
15:31Eh, sure.
15:32They're just boobs.
15:35Apparently you're too hot.
15:37See?
15:37I told you you'd get there.
15:38No.
15:40Dr. Lewis, this is serious.
15:42There have been studies.
15:43When patients have an attractive doctor, they won't talk about all the disgusting things happening in their bodies.
15:47So, what do you want me to do about that?
15:49Well, if you share your vulnerabilities, then they'll share theirs with you.
15:53Yeah, I don't have vulnerabilities.
15:55Please.
15:56No one works out that hard if they always looked like that.
15:58I bet you were a husky little chunker who wore t-shirts when he swam.
16:02It was a sun shirt.
16:03I knew it.
16:05Look, being vulnerable is how we get close to people.
16:10Gotta go.
16:13So what was your kryptonite?
16:15Ice cream?
16:16Pizza.
16:17I haven't been bullied like this in a while.
16:19Birthday cake for the big boy.
16:21I didn't do anything to my husband.
16:24I keep telling you.
16:25It's easier if you're honest.
16:26Fine.
16:27I put his creams on for him.
16:29He's a very proud man.
16:31He wasn't gonna let the chief of medicine and head attending do it for him.
16:35What creams?
16:36Here.
16:36This one is for his heart.
16:39And this one is for his hemorrhoids.
16:43Miss Walton, you mixed them up.
16:45This one is for his heart.
16:47This one is for his hemorrhoids.
16:49Oh, no.
16:50His heart cream is nitroglycerin.
16:52Every time you applied it to his nether regions, it got rapidly absorbed and dropped his blood pressure.
16:58And that is why he keeps passing out.
17:01Butt play can be dangerous.
17:02I can't believe I hurt him.
17:04It's okay.
17:04We figured it out.
17:07Comforter.
17:08You're chief.
17:09You go comforter.
17:09I'm your boss.
17:10Comforter.
17:12Asher!
17:17What are you doing here?
17:19I messed up with a VIP patient.
17:22Dr. Park and Dr. Dorian hate me.
17:24Not as much as Dr. Turk's gonna hate me.
17:27I lost a patient.
17:29Death never gets easier, does it?
17:31No, I mean, I literally lost her.
17:34God, I'm so stressed out.
17:37So am I.
17:38All we want to do is help people.
17:40It feels like everything in this building is trying to stop us.
17:44What are you doing?
17:45Letting the spirit move me.
17:46I've moved from my old house.
17:49And I've moved from my old friends.
17:52I've moved from my...
17:54Go slow.
17:55I'm English.
17:59I actually feel a lot better.
18:01I don't even know why I came in.
18:03I'm probably just gonna head home.
18:06Um...
18:08Let me share a little bit about myself.
18:12My husband and I are in the process of adopting twins.
18:15Do you have kids?
18:16Oh.
18:17Can you check out this pit rash?
18:20Hey, you totally just lied in there.
18:22And?
18:23You're incapable of being vulnerable, aren't you?
18:25What?
18:25Toby and I have been trying to adopt for a year.
18:27You know, I worked my ass off to get here.
18:29I almost dropped out of med school,
18:31and you walk around smirking about how easy everything comes to you.
18:34Did you ever wonder why I'm six years older than all of you?
18:38I've been to a lot more than just being the fat kid at the pool.
18:42Oh, my God.
18:44Like, you did it.
18:45You were just vulnerable with me.
18:46You were super douchey about it, but you did it.
18:49I'm proud of you.
18:50Big boy!
18:55Hey.
18:57Thought you would've left with Wes by now.
18:59Oh, I was thinking of having the IT guy check if he's on the dark web.
19:01What's that?
19:02I don't know, but the mom's text chain seems very worried about it.
19:05No, I meant the IV bag.
19:07Mindy?
19:11I don't want to do the surgery.
19:13I figured.
19:16Look, you can't guarantee the outcome of these things,
19:20but if you don't take this risk, you're missing a chance to feel a lot better,
19:24to have a happier life.
19:26I know you're scared, but you got me.
19:31And I'm gonna be there for you every step of the way.
19:38Two birds, one stone.
19:42Hey.
19:43Hey.
19:45Let's spend the weekend together.
19:46I'm sorry it took me so long.
19:53You found her.
19:54No.
19:54And why are you smiling so hard?
19:56Shh.
19:57Um, Dr. Turk, we have something to tell you.
19:59That you defied me, lost your patient, and wasted the day looking for her,
20:03and you don't realize that she's in the bed behind you waiting for surgery.
20:10We're so sorry.
20:11Don't sweat it.
20:12Oh, really?
20:13Hell no!
20:14You two are gonna pay for this for a really long time.
20:18And Amara.
20:20Mindy was under the bed in the on-call room.
20:22She told me everything.
20:25What happened in the on-call room?
20:27Nothing.
20:29Girl, what do you mean, nothing?
20:32I want what they have.
20:38What?
20:38Somebody to rub hemorrhoid cream on your butt?
20:41That's the dream.
20:46Nothing ever gonna keep us all down.
20:51Here you go.
20:53So are we forgiven?
20:54Oh, no, we're just getting started.
20:56You see that frogger machine over there?
20:57Go get the high score, and then put my initials on it.
21:00Yes, sir.
21:03Todd is just looking for something real.
21:05My forever five.
21:07Whoa!
21:09How about we make tonight feel like forever?
21:13I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
21:14Hey, Todd, how do you feel about a lady who plays the harp?
21:17You had me at lady.
21:18Hook it up, fuck.
21:20I will. All right.
21:21Two birds, one stone five.
21:23Well done.
21:25Bow bow!
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