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00:01In medicine today, technologies like artificial intelligence
00:04have pretty much taken over.
00:05Is fluconazole contradicted with olanzapine and sodalol?
00:09Fluconazole is contraindicated.
00:11Mr. Miller, I realized fluconazole will interact with your other meds.
00:15I'll find an alternative.
00:16I don't know how doctors keep all that stuff in their head.
00:18I know, it's crazy.
00:19Would you like to know more about fluconazole?
00:21I already handled that, nurse.
00:24It seemed like AI had answers for everything around here,
00:27except maybe those two.
00:29I really like your clocks.
00:30Oh, thanks.
00:33Yeah, they're a prescription.
00:35I have unusually flat feet, which makes buying shoes difficult.
00:39It saved all the men in my family from going off to war.
00:43Sorry, man. Got away from me.
00:47You're welcome.
00:48She doesn't want to hear about your feet, man.
00:52Maybe AI would never figure out human love.
00:56Or maybe it could.
00:57Estelle, I was thinking Italian tonight.
01:00What movie pairs well with pasta?
01:02Fun idea.
01:03I know you love Stanley Tucci's performance in Big Night.
01:06I do love the Tucci.
01:07You know me so well.
01:08Yeah, I do.
01:09Buddy?
01:10What?
01:11Maybe it's time for you to start dating.
01:13That's not normal.
01:14But Estelle always agrees with me and laughs at all my jokes.
01:17Estelle, you named it?
01:18Yeah.
01:18I have a chop-out lover myself.
01:20Katniss and I are going to a wine bar she recommended.
01:23You're right.
01:23That's not normal.
01:24I gotta get back out there.
01:25My man.
01:26There's nothing like a pep talk from a friend to get you back in the game.
01:29I had a solid five-year run of dating older men, but they kept dying and I had to spend
01:33six months in court proving I'm not a black widow.
01:36Oh.
01:36So, when are you getting back out there, girl?
01:40I'm not.
01:40I mean, I tried with Dr. Chapstick, but then it hit me.
01:43Maybe sex is overrated.
01:44Okay, so, um, you don't want to meet my boyfriend's grandson?
01:48I'm just not excited about starting over at this point in my life.
01:52It's too late.
01:54Honestly, I am just happy you're cozied up under a blanket here with you.
01:57Oh, well, I'm flattered and I did experiment in college, but that's not what this room is for.
02:02Oh.
02:03Oh, Frank's over.
02:04Get out or I'll have to write you up.
02:06I'm nervous.
02:07You know, I haven't been with anyone since Elliot.
02:09It's like I'm doing this for the first time.
02:11You are.
02:11You're a divorced virgin.
02:13Yes, sir.
02:14We gonna be back in the club just like in the old days.
02:21Oh, my God!
02:23Your dads are so cool!
02:28You're my best friend and I love you, but maybe I don't need to have sex anymore.
02:34I can't do this all on my own, though I know I'm no Superman.
02:45I'm no Superman.
02:53Are you wearing cologne?
02:55You smell like a bottle of Drakkar Noir that got stuffed into a sock drawer.
02:59I'll have you know this is vintage Drakkar from an ad insert I found in a 1997 Maxim.
03:05Okay.
03:06He won that one.
03:07Hmm.
03:08Why are you always giving him a hard time?
03:10He got the job you didn't.
03:12Get over it.
03:12No.
03:13What happened to you, man?
03:15I mean, before he got here, you and I were friends.
03:17We were in a bowling league together, Kevin.
03:19And when JD falls, we shall bowl again.
03:23My boy ain't gonna fall.
03:24Say hi to Carla for me.
03:26Okay.
03:27Ow!
03:29Okay, so my dating journey was off to a pungent start.
03:33But hope was around the corner because hospitals were incorporating lots of creative ways to boost patient morale.
03:40There were artists to teach painting, therapy animals, and this angel.
03:48Hi, you're beautiful.
03:50Playing is great.
03:51Sounds good.
03:53Music.
03:55Oh, I'm sorry.
03:56I didn't hear you.
03:57Yes.
03:57A second chance.
03:59I'm sorry.
04:00I was just saying that your playing struck a chord with me.
04:05Oh, thank you.
04:06And he's back.
04:07I'm Dr. Dorian.
04:08I'm the new chief of medicine.
04:09I'm still getting to know everyone around here.
04:11Oh, I'm Lily.
04:12I'm no one important.
04:13I mean, unless you read Harp Weekly.
04:15I do.
04:16Oh, this is awkward.
04:16I lied.
04:17I've never been in it.
04:19Am I dead?
04:21Is this heaven?
04:23Vivian?
04:24Are you here?
04:25I'm kind of in the middle of something here.
04:27Let's go, Harvey.
04:27It's not your time yet.
04:29I see you have groupies.
04:30Yeah, let's hope he doesn't throw his underwear at me.
04:33Unfortunately for us both, he's not wearing any.
04:35I should probably go help him tie his gown.
04:37Nice meeting you.
04:38Keep on rocking in the free world.
04:42Today's a big day because Pauline, my favorite patient with primary biliary cirrhosis, Asher,
04:47do not write that down.
04:48We're not supposed to have favorites, is getting a new liver.
04:51I'll believe it when I see it with my own jaundiced yellow eyes.
04:54If Pauline is skeptical, it's because she's come very close to getting a new liver a few
04:58times.
04:59Always a bridesmaid, never a person who went home with a new liver.
05:03What?
05:03Stay positive, Pauline.
05:04Check with the transplant team and everything is good to go.
05:07I mean, not for the donor because they're about to, you know, take him off life support.
05:10But then they'll put his liver on a plane and bing, bang, boom, you're good to go.
05:13Well, it is a 12-hour surgery and a long recovery.
05:16Oh, as we say medically, bing, bang, boom.
05:21Bing, bang, boom?
05:23Bing, bang, boom.
05:25Nurse, can you make sure the lab processes this stat?
05:30What the hell are you doing?
05:32What?
05:32Oof, that was dumb.
05:35Pippa, check my sugars.
05:36Is that a ghost or a white boy in my chair?
05:38It's a white boy who's about to be a ghost.
05:40It was a mistake.
05:41He didn't know.
05:43She said it.
05:44It was me.
05:45I said it.
05:46Are you sure they know?
05:47Save yourself.
05:50You were safe on the sidelines.
05:53It's all right.
05:53You just stepped into the game.
05:55Okay.
05:57Looks like it's time for Daddy to educate two of his least favorite delinquents.
06:02We don't park our asses on the charge nurse's chairs.
06:05Please.
06:06What are they gonna do?
06:07More like, what are they not going to do?
06:09Whew, it's getting cold in here.
06:11But don't worry, you'll be able to keep yourself warm with all of that hot, hot urine.
06:14You'll be walking to the lab yourself.
06:17Enjoy.
06:18There has to be a way to fix this.
06:20Fine.
06:20Let's try pizza.
06:21Pizza usually solves everything.
06:23Pizza's fine.
06:24Pepperoni bitches.
06:25Hey, JD.
06:26Yeah.
06:27Tasha's gonna get you on the apps.
06:28Okay.
06:28No, I did say it was a bad idea.
06:30It is a lot of just half-naked women trying to get a free dinner.
06:33Yeah.
06:34And Carla said I get to swipe for you.
06:35The thing is, I think I may have already met someone.
06:37See, man, I knew you were gonna mess this up for us.
06:39She's an angel.
06:41She's a beautiful lobby angel.
06:43The harp player?
06:44Yeah.
06:44Buddy, she works here.
06:45And Park's gunning for you.
06:47If you dip your toe or any other part of yourself in the dating pool of this hospital, he's gonna
06:51use it to bring you down.
06:53Park sleeps with everyone.
06:54He does laps in the hospital dating pool.
06:56And he swims both ways, if you know what I mean.
06:58Right.
06:58But he only sleeps with attendings or above.
07:01So unless your harp player is chief of harp playing, don't go there, bro.
07:05Yeah, you're right.
07:06Actually, that's good advice.
07:08Good looking out.
07:08Okay, well, if we are back on the apps, I think with a few filters, maybe a ring light, maybe
07:12a puppy to pose with, I think a few seniors would probably swipe right on you.
07:16Seniors?
07:17How old do you think I am?
07:18Si.
07:19Si?
07:20I think I should probably go.
07:21Yeah, that's a good idea.
07:22She said si.
07:24Yeah, si was crazy.
07:27Oh my God, it's happening.
07:28The liver donor's off life support.
07:31I can't in good conscience fist bump a man's dead.
07:34Look, we can stand here for 20 minutes and I can explain to you the poetic darkness of working in
07:38a hospital or you can just blow me up.
07:42Girl, while we wait for those interns to get out deep dish, how about we dish deep?
07:46Now, I just saw your ex-husband.
07:49Hey, baby.
07:50You know that harp player in the lobby?
07:52Mm-hmm.
07:52He's trying to be the next thing that she plucks.
07:55When are you getting back out there?
07:56It's too late for her.
07:57She'd rather die alone.
07:59Paraphrasing, but that's what she said, word for word.
08:01I didn't say that.
08:02I just said that dating post divorce sounds terrible and I would rather die alone.
08:06Okay, fine.
08:06I'm saying it now.
08:07Free yourself.
08:08Get out there and throw that ass in a circle.
08:11Divorce like a man.
08:12Be messy.
08:13Give us something to talk about.
08:15It's never gonna happen.
08:16I'm fine.
08:17Oh, you could spread that around.
08:19Now, why would I do that?
08:21Don't nobody care when somebody is fine.
08:23Do two extra large pizzas say we're sorry or you guys eat a lot and then we're just insulting them
08:27all over again?
08:28You know, I could have done this alone.
08:30I'd have the same amount of pizza but with twice as much quiet.
08:33Sorry.
08:33I tend to talk a lot when the person I'm with is brooding and mysterious.
08:36Were your parents killed by the Joker?
08:38Because you're really giving off Bruce Wayne vibes.
08:40There's a guy following us, all right?
08:41He's gonna rob us, but he's not gonna hurt us.
08:43Stay calm.
08:44Ugh!
08:45Stop!
08:46That's my purse!
08:48Ooh, that's a concussion.
08:50I'm gonna go get my bag while he's out.
08:53So, Pauline, what's the first thing you'll do when you get out of here?
08:55I'll tell you when they put the liver in me, kid.
08:58If it were me, I'd get on a plane to England and take my mom to tea.
09:01Boring.
09:03Mine's much better.
09:04Oh, see?
09:05She does have a plan.
09:06Okay, I don't know about the liver, but my body is rejecting this positivity.
09:15Pauline, could you excuse us for a second?
09:20Hold on, there's nothing boring about a boy loving his mother.
09:23The organ was ischemic and can't be implanted.
09:26I can't go in there for a third time and tell her it's not happening.
09:30I gotta fix this.
09:34This kid needs to be admitted possible concussions.
09:36Okay, what I'm saying is you came back with more work for us and no pizza.
09:40He mugged us. The pizzas were also victims.
09:42Oh my God, are you okay?
09:43We're gonna be-
09:44Excuse you.
09:45I'm talking to my pizza-less colleague.
09:48It's okay, girl.
09:49Girl, breathe.
09:50Girl, breathe.
09:50The funny thing about love, when you're trying to avoid it, that's exactly when it hits you.
09:54Just like a-
09:55Runaway harp!
09:56Whoa!
09:57Whoa!
09:58I got it!
10:01Oh my gosh!
10:02Thank you so much.
10:03No worries.
10:04I mean, little known fact, harps are the second deadliest instrument.
10:07Second only to the tuba.
10:08Yeah, how'd you know?
10:09I got stuffed into one in middle school.
10:11My shoulders hadn't quite come in yet.
10:15Hey, can I ask you out for a drink?
10:17Maybe just to say thank you?
10:19I don't think that would be appropriate.
10:22To hell with Turk.
10:23She wants me.
10:24Because I should be the one asking you out.
10:26I am on fire today.
10:28It doesn't look like we're going to make our reservation.
10:31Would you like me to notify the restaurant?
10:33Why are you always nagging me about being late?
10:35I work hard so we can lead a good life.
10:37Wait a minute.
10:38Am I right?
10:41You're dating a chatbot.
10:43It's so weird.
10:44Can I help you get this in your car or truck or bus?
10:49Okay, it's your first date in 20 years.
10:51Just hold it together, Dorian.
10:53Hey.
10:55So, how was your day?
10:57Better now.
10:57How are your boobs?
10:59Nope, not that.
11:00It was great.
11:00I met a beautiful harpist.
11:02Aw.
11:03Look, you're a guy.
11:04I know exactly what you're thinking.
11:06You're probably wondering how tonight's going to end up, right?
11:09It's honestly the furthest thing from my mind.
11:11I just want to make something super clear.
11:13We're having one drink.
11:15Okay.
11:15And then we're having sex.
11:16What now?
11:18Turk, I really need to talk to you.
11:20Elliot, my hands are inside of someone right now.
11:22And not in the fun way.
11:24It's urgent.
11:25I need a liver.
11:26This one?
11:27I can't do that.
11:28They'll throw me in jail.
11:29Blonde women, they never think the rules apply to them.
11:31Just come find me when you're done, okay?
11:33Okay.
11:34You're chief of surgery.
11:36I need you to help get my patient prioritized on the donor list.
11:38You know that's a complicated process.
11:40Yeah, her meltor's 35.
11:41She can't leave the hospital or she could die.
11:43Please.
11:44Okay, I do have a couple of connections.
11:45Just let me call JD to see if he can help too.
11:48Call JD.
11:50Hey, you in your office?
11:52Don't be mad.
11:53I'm out with the harpist.
11:54Dating is different, Turk.
11:55Dating is really different.
11:57But don't you have sex with that woman.
11:59Don't you do it.
12:00Park will have your ass.
12:01He's not the only one who wants it.
12:02I don't even have the Dracar Noir on.
12:04It must be my pheromones.
12:08You didn't pick her up.
12:10I know that you two must be quite traumatized.
12:13Here at Sacred Heart's wellness department,
12:15we have a team of one to help through times like these.
12:20I'm good.
12:21No you're not.
12:22You're not good.
12:22You're traumatized.
12:24And you probably don't even know where you are right now.
12:26Okay.
12:27Who is ready to talk to the po-po?
12:29As in the police?
12:31Yeah.
12:31I like to use a little bit of slang.
12:33But yeah, they want you to press charges.
12:35I'm not pressing charges for 40 bucks worth of pizza.
12:39God.
12:40He's so brooding and mysterious.
12:43He's like Batman Tom Selleck.
12:46Who?
12:47Well, well, well.
12:50I've been looking everywhere for you.
12:52Okay.
12:53So, it's obvious you know about J.D. and that harp lady.
12:57But before you come for him, I want you to remember this.
13:00My wife is a nurse.
13:02And I know you freak-nastied your way throughout this hospital.
13:05And even in some areas on top and around it.
13:07I am shocked.
13:09Honestly, I was simply going to ask you for a surgical consult.
13:11Well, why'd you say, well, well, well, like that?
13:15Dramatic flare.
13:16I mean, what did you want me to do?
13:18Hey, man, can you help me out?
13:19Mm-mm.
13:20I would love to bust your boy on this.
13:23But, unfortunately, that harp lady is a volunteer.
13:26And there are no rules against sleeping with volunteers.
13:29A board member told me that while we were boning in the shower.
13:32I need to make a phone call.
13:34Oh, by the way, Carla says hi back.
13:38Look, Lily, I really like you.
13:40You're amazing.
13:41Uh, it's just that I'm the chief of medicine.
13:44Yeah, you are.
13:44And when we get back to my place, I am the chief of medicine.
13:48Wow.
13:49And as much as I would really love to see how that plays out...
13:53Excuse me.
13:54It's a work colleague.
13:55Yes.
13:56She's a volunteer.
13:58She's a volunteer.
13:59You can do whatever you want.
14:00All right.
14:01Come on!
14:02Well, a promise is a promise.
14:03Let's go to your place.
14:06How did you know that guy was going to mug us?
14:09I grew up around guys like that.
14:11You did?
14:12Because your hair product tells a very different story.
14:15I'm not pressing charges.
14:17You know, one stupid decision shouldn't set your whole life back.
14:20Trust me.
14:22Do you want to talk about it?
14:24Yeah, it was me talking about it.
14:26Oh, okay.
14:28You know, once people discover this room, they're just going to have sex in here.
14:32Sibby's going to be so traumatized.
14:34Oh, then she can come here.
14:37Hey, Elliot.
14:39Found a way to help your patient.
14:40Yes.
14:41I knew you would.
14:42I got it considered for an expanded criteria transplant.
14:44Oh, okay.
14:45Not ideal.
14:46So, what are we looking at?
14:48It's the liver from a 60-year-old donor who had a treated case of hepatitis C.
14:51The liver regenerates.
14:52It'll still work, right?
14:54Well, yeah, but who wants that?
14:55I mean, it's like if you promised me new shoes and instead you gave me your old mangy-ass clogs.
14:59I've had these shoes for months.
15:00They're nothing but compliments.
15:02They're awful.
15:03Anyway, Turk, you're saying she can have this liver now?
15:05Absolutely.
15:06She's a match.
15:07The pilot's on standby.
15:08Well, Asher's mangy-ass clogs are still better than dying from liver disease.
15:12So, thank you.
15:13I got you.
15:17Have they always squeaked?
15:18Yeah.
15:23I don't know what I was worried about.
15:25I hadn't been with someone new, but it was just like riding a bike.
15:28Wait, wait.
15:29Oh, I'm sorry.
15:29Am I moving too fast for you?
15:30Yeah, because I'm just a sweet little angel baby little harp girl, right?
15:37Sure.
15:37Wrong.
15:38Ruh-roh.
15:39That's just a persona I made up for my job.
15:42Society's not ready for a sex-forward harpist.
15:44You know, I used to be so repressed by that good girl persona.
15:48I took a Zoom class on self-pleasure.
15:50And when I emerged from that, I was Minerva.
15:55Divine sex witch.
15:57Crypto whore.
15:57Crypto?
15:58I've been meaning to get into that.
15:59Yeah, I'll send you a link for my webinar.
16:01Whoa, okay.
16:02Lick me like a puppy.
16:04Maybe we could just regroup.
16:05A lot is happening.
16:06Ooh!
16:07What's happening?
16:08Are we dancing?
16:09Just go with that.
16:10Dip me!
16:10Okay, okay.
16:11Ah!
16:12My back's not the greatest.
16:14First, I'm gonna lay you down on the bed, and I'm gonna grab your little butt cheeks,
16:18and I'm gonna...
16:19Wow.
16:19Okay, we should probably develop a safe word right off the bat.
16:22I'm gonna go with raisin.
16:23Okay.
16:23At least dancing's over.
16:25Whoa!
16:26Ah!
16:28Choke me.
16:29Choke me.
16:29No, no, no, no.
16:30Raisins.
16:30Choke me.
16:31Raisins.
16:32Oh, no.
16:33You caught me being a little slob.
16:36Mmm.
16:39Mmm.
16:40Mmm.
16:40Mmm.
16:40Oh, good.
16:42See now, you even look sexy holding that slice.
16:45I do.
16:46You do.
16:49I was lying here beneath this beautiful woman, and I actually felt nothing.
16:53Ow!
16:53I felt that.
16:55Okay, listen.
16:57This has been a lovely night, and you've given me a whole lot of things to Google,
17:01but I think I need a ride home.
17:03Are you serious?
17:04I paid for your drink.
17:05You're not even gonna doink me?
17:07I can Venmo you.
17:08I...
17:09It was $19.
17:10I'm good for it.
17:10I'm a doctor.
17:11You're such a frigid little hoe.
17:13Oh.
17:14I'm really sorry about this.
17:16It's just the last time I was with someone, it really meant something, and I know after
17:21a divorce, guys are supposed to go out and hook up like crazy, but I think I just need
17:26a little time to figure out what I actually want.
17:29Are you mad?
17:30No.
17:32Okay, so I lost the good liver, and now my only choice is from an old Hep C guy?
17:37I know, this is not the news you wanted, and yes, it's a harder road, but it's the
17:42only one in front of you.
17:44Maybe it's just too late for me.
17:47I'm really tired.
17:49I get it.
17:50We'll give you some time.
17:55Okay, time's up.
17:56You're taking the damn liver, Pauline.
17:57This is your second chance at life, and maybe it's not perfect, and maybe you're
18:01older, and you're tired, and you're a little self-conscious about your neck, and maybe
18:04you don't want to hear about how golf changed some guy's life.
18:06Why are you taking notes?
18:09What I'm trying to say is, it's not too late for you to have a great life.
18:15Please, don't deny yourself this chance.
18:17Yes.
18:18Embrace life.
18:19Take the liver.
18:19Eat dessert first.
18:20Ask out a colleague.
18:21Asher, I'm glad you're inspired, but I'm gonna need Pauline's answer.
18:28Look, man, you should give this guy a call, all right?
18:30He runs a program.
18:32That program's the only reason why I'm standing here now, as a doctor.
18:36Keep your head on straight, you know?
18:38It's been a long night, but nothing that requires me to sit.
18:44Um, Dr. Park, why is sitting in that chair some big unspoken rule?
18:49Yeah, I don't really talk to interns after 7 p.m., but if you must know, every single nurse in
18:58this building does way more than they're ever gonna tell you or me.
19:03That is the real unspoken part.
19:06Estelle, what pairs well with big ziti for one?
19:09Sounds delicious.
19:11I think you'd enjoy a Chianti and under the Tuscan sun.
19:14You so get me.
19:16In the hospital, we have all the technology in the world, but it's impossible to see what's really in people's
19:21hearts.
19:22Yeah, man.
19:23It's gonna be all right.
19:23Whether it's a part of them they'd rather keep hidden, or feelings they're too afraid to share.
19:33Hey, just tell her.
19:35She'd be crazy to say no.
19:38I've got to get back to work.
19:44Adopt a dog?
19:46Sorry?
19:46That's the first thing I do when I get out of here.
19:49You asked.
20:00Only the heart knows when it's ready to let someone in again.
20:05Thanks for getting it here safely.
20:07No problem.
20:08Is there any place to grab a coffee around here?
20:10Yeah.
20:12I can show you.
20:17But sometimes the heart just needs a little more time to heal.
20:21We were living for the rush.
20:28See, I don't need to be out there dating.
20:30All I need is two cozy weighted blankets, a good movie, and my best friend.
20:35I have to buy a white dress.
20:38J.D., this movie's really good.
20:40Don't tell Carla.
20:41She's been begging me to watch this for years.
20:42Look at Diane Lane.
20:43She's fine.
20:44Absolutely glowing.
20:45I wonder what her skin care routine is.
20:47Because I've been so dry in my T-zone.
20:50This is when you say,
20:51Oh, come on, J.D., your T-zone is fire.
20:56Yeah, we're both a bit tuckered out.
20:58Nope.
20:59Yeah, that felt like too much.
21:01Bow bow!
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