00:08Wow, you have really pretty feet.
00:12These old things, I think.
00:14Would you mind spending some time on my sciatic area?
00:17It's been killing me today.
00:20You mean the...
00:22Okay, by sciatic, you mean the...
00:24towel-covered portion.
00:26Yeah.
00:28Sure, yeah.
00:29No, I can do that, yeah, because, you know,
00:31usually the muscles in the sciatic area
00:33can get, you know, real nice and tight.
00:39Yeah.
00:40So, tell me, Rick, how'd you injure the area?
00:44A 16-hour sit-in for Greenpeace.
00:47Oh.
00:56Ow!
00:57Did you just bite me?
00:59No.
01:08What?
01:09Please don't kick Monica and Rachel out.
01:10This wasn't their fault, it was mine.
01:12You want me to kick you guys out instead?
01:15No, you can't do that.
01:16Where would the chick and the duck live?
01:18You have pets?
01:20No.
01:20No.
01:22No.
01:22No, those are, uh, nicknames.
01:23Yeah, I'm the chick and Chandler's the duck.
01:27I would've thought it was the other way around.
01:31Come on, man.
01:32Just let the girls stay.
01:34I'll do whatever you want.
01:35Really?
01:36You can do anything?
01:37Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
01:39Hey, I got something you can do.
01:41What?
01:41What is it?
01:44Can you be my dancing partner?
01:49That's not prison lingo, is it?
01:59He's dancing partner.
02:00Yeah.
02:01There's this superintendent's dance.
02:03The Super Bowl.
02:04The Super Bowl.
02:04The Super Bowl.
02:05The Super Bowl.
02:05The Super Bowl.
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