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00:00there's a spider on the butter what is it spider on the butter oh not stuck into it by its
00:07legs no
00:09you mean it's just walked across the budget i've dealt with it in a humane way mary by
00:13putting it into the plate drawer no i don't like that this guy's trying to tell me how to eat
00:32my
00:32dinner a what foot fetish i had no idea that was a thing remove my britches expose your loins i
00:39like
00:39that oh oh what night this is weird geez he's a mercy bugger didn't he this is why i don't
00:47date
00:47because that is dicing with the devil oh no he suffers for his heart doesn't he clearly a bentley
00:53continental i think i'd rather call it a dain actually wouldn't you who's been arrested now
00:59and for what in the week we said a sad farewell to maths dating coach mel shilling
01:07we enjoyed lots of great telly famous faces were getting their hands dirty in the big white tent
01:14i'm going to be honest with you i'm not really a pastry girl in that sense never made it it
01:19just
01:19seems like a lot of work so i was told once in domestic science at school if you're making pastry
01:25yeah i was told you should run your wrists under cold water and they cool your blood and then when
01:31you're rubbing in your hands are darling throw it in the magic mix more furry friends were finding
01:41their forever homes on channel four it is very very difficult but there's no alternative for us
01:46he needs someone that can just give him the love that we've given him and we will miss him mad
01:52jumps from
01:54the floor to the kitchen work tops and like get goes inside the airfryers she knows how to open the
02:03airfryer drawers and go inside is it extreme intelligence or is it extremely bad behavior i
02:08don't know do you know that i once i was cooking other week i was cooking a jacket potato in
02:13airfryer
02:13i hear this crash bang wallop come downstairs the airfryer drawers are open and my jacket potatoes are on
02:19the floor and there was something new giving us a fright on netflix
02:33that is something very bad about to happen
02:37what the fact that she's getting married something very bad is going to happen
02:44what are you saying about our wedding day that sounds mean i wish someone had told me before
02:59in blackpool me and pay you've had to start putting locks on the cupboards really the kids now they just
03:05help themselves to everything they're like locusts they just strip the cupboards pete and his little
03:11sister sophie page went out the other day and i had eva and jimmy right next thing eva just walks
03:17in
03:17the living room with a packet of wine gums go you want the one i'm like no you shouldn't be
03:25eating
03:26you know what are you a 60 year old man who's on a long drive who even eats wine gums
03:35that's a gateway for like a werether's original yeah yeah jimmy mini roll sucker for a mini roll like
03:40i'm off to a flame yeah he had a three yesterday i went that is your third yeah he's like
03:46so
03:48on saturday night there were more bgt hopefuls doing their thing on itv one
03:56what's that day night we're eating carrots carrot carrot and water signing it's a new way forward
04:02i wonder what talent we're going to unleash today who knows it could be anything can't it with beige
04:09bgt is just an old favorite how long has it been around at least 40 years longer at least
04:22what are these seven silky white suited specimens doing our stage i'm gonna put a wager on the fact
04:29that i'll give it 15 seconds before someone's shirtless there'll be no tops on shortly what's the
04:35name of the group we are agua company we are salsa dancers salsa dancers that's not a talent though my
04:42grand and grand i used to go to a salsa every week dad you're into salsa aren't you no no
04:47the dip
04:49we hope we can bring our energy and our enjoyment to your your special judges oh don't worry i'm
04:56already enjoyed love oh darling it's like a lineup of your exes that that's so rude but actually you're
05:02right it is oh he's moving his chest oh my god i love a man who can dance salsa throw
05:13me around you'll
05:14never forget being thrown around by that man from the sheffield salsa society will you no i loved it
05:19oh they love it they love it these lads if they were shocking they'd eat themselves of course they won
05:34it's a tongue did they see the tongue come on get em off man christy the bloody dance act on
05:42a strip show man
05:47okay you all right yeah it's getting a bit raunchy oh yes i like cola god the quicker they get
05:54these chops off the better for you which one's your favorite i like him he'll keep sticking his tongue out
06:05you can calm down no i know they're all your type they're not no no no no they're not only
06:11four off
06:17oh it's a different gainer seltzer isn't it well stripper seltzer as long as they don't take their
06:22trousers down i'll be quite happy man to get through this obviously well waxed aren't they they are they're
06:33they're well manicured those boys i bet they're fun to go out for a night with i think we'd have
06:38a really
06:38good evening with them i'd probably leave about midnight and you would carry on i'd want you to
06:44leave much before midnight
06:48in sorry mum it's so cool what made you go onto the website and decide yeah i want that cardigan
06:56out
06:56of all of the cardigans on the website sarah her husband andre and their daughter shay well this is
07:03not going back i quite like it's one of my favorites now i don't think it can be sent back
07:07and nobody
07:08else is going to buy it i mean how dare you how dare you question my taste unreturnable on sunday
07:23night
07:24we were cooking on the canvas again with the vips on channel four
07:31i love the program but you're obsessed with it i'm so blessed i find that even if i'm cooking something
07:39and i do actually follow instructions it's still either burnt soggy or cold oh
07:47oh i'd love to get my lips around that okay so today the judges would love you to make eight
07:55delicious breakfast pastries oh lovely hey listen i've seen it on our credit card statement that
08:02you've been having a lot of almond croissants recently i've now found a new one almond croissant
08:06with chocolate inside okay and you wonder why we're not losing weight your pastries need to
08:11have a delicious filling which can be either savory or sweet oh you can have a savory film oh no
08:16don't
08:17waste this opportunity on savory i've never had a croissant oh yeah oh they're nice i thought
08:24croissants were for fucking posh people well yeah well they are now they used to be and i've never
08:29had one despite failing to impress paul last time he was in the tent i tried really hard on that
08:34that's the worst thing john's once again going entirely plant-based i've never had anything
08:40vegan apart from an apple luckily we've got no vegans in our family oh hello there that's what
08:47you're making today cheese twists oh like a cheese twist oh no i've got some of those at home which
08:54known has made me nice overastas they got them they're bloody gorgeous have you seen them with
09:01the bacon in as well what cheese are you using vegan what is vegan cheese probably cashew nuts or
09:08something yeah do you know what i've actually had vegan cheese it was bloody awful yeah smell like
09:13pay your feet how long have you been vegan well look at the disappointment with the third vegan i think
09:20seven years ago on the planet and now there's loads of us so you have to be nice to us
09:24now because
09:25we're an army i've tried a bit of corn corn scotch egg i like them mum did a corn bolognese
09:31once and it
09:32were bloody awful but i think that's probably because it's mum's cooking not necessarily the corn
09:36if you're going to be vegan just be vegan don't be ramming it down everybody's throat trying to
09:41educate well that's what you got to do with vegan food isn't it ramming down people's throat because
09:45it won't we eat it willingly will they absolutely stinks what is it it's bacon vegan bacon also known
09:52as faken is it tofu tofu no i don't think so oh i can twist it looks all right now
10:00doesn't it it does
10:01actually john it looks very good well it smells over here though why does it smell something smells of
10:05damp damp damp they've taken the mick out of him being a vegan it'll be his bloody vegan twists
10:16have you been vegan all your life no all this stuff's falling out of his twists oh my god it's
10:23looking
10:23a bit funky in there they look unreal they look a mess the cheeses come out i wouldn't eat it
10:29i'm not
10:29even vegan i only did it's piss Paul off they look a bit pale the problem is that there's no
10:33egg wash
10:34or even milk wash on the top of him so they're lacking somewhat in color can you get vegan eggs
10:39vegan egg how can you get vegan eggs well how can you get vegan cheese and bacon because men make
10:46vegan cheese you don't get chickens say you can lay a vegan egg it's now time for the baker's breakfast
10:53pastries to face the judgment of paul and cherry oh they look nice is that a sausage roll i don't
11:00know what the hell i think i once paid 18 quid for that in gales happy with them are you
11:08happy with
11:09them paul don't don't don't turn this around on me paul's fuming already it just doesn't look very
11:16attractive yeah sometimes vegan food doesn't look attractive though you just have to eat it
11:21oh did it crunch interesting flavor interesting what does that mean in reality when somebody says
11:29interesting they usually mean shit i'm so sorry you like it i'm so sorry
11:40not what you want to be saying i mean i ate one and now i feel physically sick
11:46don't get high off your own supply john i made that tartar tan the other day didn't i that was
11:51lovely
11:52yeah very rustic looking but lovely what do you mean rustic looking ah you put the the crust of your
11:59pastry and you pass you for that pigeon didn't you yeah well i have you seen him since
12:07what are you trying to say i've killed the pigeon you well i'm just saying that you've seen him
12:11since because he always used to be on the fence
12:21in hall do you know last night don't you for tea i said to ray what do you want for
12:25your team
12:26raise and oh uh can we have fish cakes we haven't had them for ages she met them so i
12:30met them and so
12:31i got the fish and i met them best friends jenny and lee lee at 11 o'clock i could
12:38still smell the
12:39fish i've been around with disinfectant it stunk the shelly out i said to him this morning we're not
12:46having any more to be fair i wasn't going to say a note today do i smell a fish it's
12:50from them bleeding
12:52fish cakes oh lee it was awful i'm going to say now but i'm glad i'm just glad you've said
12:57you've
12:57fish cake yeah it's stunk on saturday night something big from across the pond had found
13:04its way onto sky that is look what s and l it's come from america wrote us a couple of
13:10american
13:10particles what we need is a laugh charles yeah not more gloom mongering from people like you we need
13:16cheering up it's saturday night live saturday night live oh i hope it's good oh i do i hope it's
13:25good
13:31yes don't know you are but yay
13:35oh tina faye yes hello tina faye my name is tina faye here in the uk
13:43well they all know her don't they yeah she's like the queen of snl no one better to come and
13:48start this show tina faye's not from the uk tina faye well she's allowed
13:54here in the uk you might know me as the teacher from mean girls
14:00i never watched that no yeah she was the teacher of mean girls
14:03so why do a uk version of snl we were asking the same thing tina well like so many large
14:10-scale
14:11american operations these days no one really knows why ah that's a joke mary do you get it
14:18yes that's a knock at the wall you see they keep things political and current as well okay and i'm
14:24so excited for you to meet your cast they are wonderful i can't even begin to understand them when
14:30they speak because she's american and they're british yeah all right bastard i'm just here as a
14:38a long-time snl employee to help out and to answer like any questions anyone might have of what to
14:45oh hi yeah nicola cochland from derry girls this girl she was also in bridgeton she's famous for
14:53derry girls she's famous for bridgeton who watches bridgeton i do my question is if this is
14:58snl uk then why are you the first host good question how do i put this politely none of you
15:07fuckers would do it well i don't know there would be plenty who do it one of the lads of
15:12blue would be
15:13that's fucking right they will don't can it be all over there oh yes graham norton oh
15:24oh wow oh where have they dragged graham what the fuck has he gone let me help you
15:32let me help you i have a gift for making american celebrities likeable to a british audience
15:42he does he does hey i hear you have a really funny story about uh watching british television as a
15:49young child oh well uh yeah yes actually um growing up we thought that anything british was educational
15:55so my parents showed us all british shows and we used to watch benny hill as a family what's benny
16:01hill
16:01that dude i could do it i think what about ab fab oh sweetie darling you're just a little shop
16:09girl
16:09darling keeping up appearances richard she's quick i think we're a bit young for this yeah i remember
16:20everyone she's saying yeah faulty towers nobody mentioned the war little britain do you really
16:27want me to take that one are you being served my pussy is like an alarm clock
16:34she's actually quite funny isn't she oh i love that mrs slocum yeah oh that's all you know
16:46oh thank you we've got a great show wet leg is here stick you're out and watch this
16:54wow
16:58do you know what i'm going to be honest i thought it were going to be shite but it's actually
17:02spot on brilliant insight yeah should we have laughed like what should we have laughed
17:09i don't think it's mandatory but i think that's the essence of the show all right
17:19in wiltshire oh right oh
17:26that's the terrible noise this is the worst one oh what's that terrible noise mary are you having
17:32throwing your horrible anoraks down oh mary giles and his wife mary what on earth have you left
17:39anoraks upstairs for mary there's no reason to disrespect the anoraks i'm just will you please
17:46hang them up on the door instead of leaving them what were they doing up there mary will you go
17:51up
17:51absent-mindedly taking them off i like them with their statement of identity sorry not you mustn't bring
17:57them upstairs to the bedrooms there's my camouflage anorak i haven't seen that for ages that makes me
18:03virtually invisible on friday it was troubling news close to home hitting the headlines on the bbc
18:10oh very nice sandwiches corn beef oh i love corn beef i've cut all the crusts off everything thank you
18:19have you got any picolini i'm sweating my tits off what for cutting the crust off
18:29bloody hell cookie you may have noticed if you've started buying easter eggs this year that you're
18:35paying more for less finally and you don't have an opinion about we never got um easter eggs at
18:41christmas well you won't get easter eggs at christmas would you like we never neither according to the
18:48consumer group which the traditional chocolate treats are being hit by shrinkflation with prices
18:53going up while products definitely seem to be getting smaller oh yeah you can't get a thick
18:58egg anymore do you know loads of people are talking about this around the park are they yeah we was
19:04chatting about it only yesterday it's true i thought i've been going mad over the last few years
19:10i thought is it just that my hands are grown up size now or easter eggs got smaller the consumer
19:16group
19:17which has been taking a look at easter eggs across a number of the big supermarkets it found that
19:22with some chocolate eggs we are paying more for less jesus would close the cave door have you
19:27heard this yet i mean it's just as well we've got wheat really isn't it because if we didn't have
19:34which we wouldn't know all this take for example the extra large galaxy egg it would have set you back
19:41around five pounds last year for about 250 grams of chocolate 40 grams down in a pound up that's what
19:47i'm seeing there disgusting oh my god you bastard that's scum that is that's a different level of
19:53scum this year it's nearly a pound more for a lighter version we're getting hit in every angle you know
19:58even the east of one he's wearing a masculine stride jumper there yeah disgusting and with the cabri
20:04mini eggs milk chocolate egg again it's price up but weight down not the many eggs i know i know
20:10mini eggs are already mini exactly they're like mini mini now yeah mini mini mini eggs the inflation
20:17on chocolate is considerably higher than other grocery items and consumers are noticing that
20:24you'd want to go out with lisa who's a consumer expert around the shop wouldn't you should be like
20:29put that down don't have that and this does seem to be a bit of a trend in the chocolate
20:37aisle we know
20:38about shrinkflation we know about skimflation to stop saying now would you give somebody your last
20:43roll off because you wouldn't would you know yeah i'll save it for myself is it making us healthier
20:50though don't start that no don't give them a scapegoat yeah if you're buying an easter egg you're not
20:55doing it to track your calories are you nice yeah no one's putting an easter egg in my fitness pal
21:01manufacturers have faced tough choices some have cut the amount of cocoa they're using you can tell
21:06because it doesn't taste same does it so they're probably cutting a bit of cost for less cocoa and
21:10still charging the same while shrinking stuff i've never seen you so angry i don't like the economy
21:15right now callum take these examples they can actually no longer officially be called chocolate
21:21because they don't have enough cocoa in them what penguins i love penguins i know you do
21:28it's gone from a penguin to a piss tank it's not only big brands affected by this small independent
21:35businesses are too other people have alcohol and cigarettes i do feel i want 400 calories of
21:42chocolate per day because life's unmanageable without it so i treated myself to a bag of mini eggs
21:48jesus christ i'm still paying them off yeah can you take clana for this easter egg please can i
21:54clana these in mini eggs please
22:04enough london so there's many things i'm going to start doing one new this week you know i've got the
22:10keto diet i'm starting on monday you're not all going on diets like is it i might as a joint
22:16as well like
22:16who else is going on diet mom says she's going to do some sort of challenge with you she wants
22:20to see who's going to lose more weight between you and her sisters amira and amani yeah that is
22:27that's what she was telling me yesterday yeah she goes i'm going to go on a challenge with the mirror
22:31like i'm going to see if i can do better than her that's what she was telling me my own
22:35mom won't
22:36even let me be my skinny legend self what she's going to lose weight faster than you that's going
22:44to be so funny it's a good thing you told me because i feel like that motivated me even more
22:48to beat mama at her own game go ahead that has just fueled me to the next level on saturday
22:55there
22:55are some naughty celebs up to no good on itv what's going on with till oh what's wrong with that
23:01oh
23:06oh you're not bringing spooks back in the house you look at till when we were younger used to pull
23:11bear pranks on me do you remember when i used to be gullible yeah do you remember this sprawling
23:18estate is the home of six brand new tv shows i love that venue wherever that is beautiful
23:25hypothetical wedding welcome to couple girls welcome to the applicants i'm confused already
23:32but what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake sneaky but the contestants are
23:40a bit daft aren't they going on a fake show they don't know it's fake that's because hidden in the
23:44basement is mission hq hold up what there's a whole new level now home to an elite team of celebrity
23:52saboteurs my head is absolutely spinning with what this could be about i think i might have to write
24:00this down tonight the celebrities take on their very first fake show the applicant of an apprentice
24:07field i think so the applicant is that a show that's a fake show welcome to the applicant over the
24:14next two days you will be competing in a series of tasks to test if you can thrive in the
24:20competitive
24:21world of business so these are the daft contestants that think they're going on to a real show team
24:26blue vision you will be hosting a wellness and yoga away day corporate away day team building exercise
24:34kill me now so we'll be required to make a homemade rejuvenating face mask for the guests so we're
24:39going to say this one includes matcha they'll put marching in in honestly i'll wait until they start
24:44putting on chips or something mission alert here we go what they're going to do joe disguised as an
24:51armchair what armchair that's quite something yeah have you ever disguised yourself as an armchair
24:56i've just got myself as a hat but not as an armchair oh you must ruin the face mask mix
25:02by adding too
25:03much green powder so it stains the client's skin no geez are we gonna do that joe we can see
25:13you
25:14you look amazing oh that's an armchair mary that's funny oh he's in he's landed
25:23so he actually does look like a chair now that's so clever joe team blue vision moving they're on the
25:29move that is sport you're not only gonna think someone's a fake armchair are you you
25:37gonna see how anyone's getting on with the yoga let's get it let's do it let's go this is his
25:42moment there he is go on joe it is childish isn't it you're gonna need to add some water
25:53that's so much i don't think we need to overthink it it'll be fine oh he's gone even more he's
25:58put the
25:58full lot in well go hard or go home do you mind if i put this face mask on your
26:03face oh god this is
26:06gonna be so awful only the best and most premium products for our guests at the blue vision retreat
26:15that is so green look how relaxed they look little do they know that when they finish they look like
26:21the
26:21hulk does this have magic ingredients in it it does it sure does okay ladies it's time to remove your
26:28masks oh good look oh bring it on oh no it's not gonna it's not gonna stain our faces is
26:38it
26:38yes it will oh that's rank i look like shrek
26:46you do look like shrek lady if you just scrub gently just in circular motions it will come off no
26:52it's not emma oh she looks like kermit the frog oh she's making it worse i feel like they put
27:06too
27:06much of a certain ingredient in the face mask that's it blame somebody else he always does
27:15well that's a very silly program nutty very silly but it did make us laugh once or twice once or
27:22twice of our serious selves you once tried to say that i'd sabotage you by putting chewing gum in
27:29your hair the night before prom you fucking did no i didn't what happened was is that we were fighting
27:33i had chewing gum in my mouth and then i said time out i've lost my chewing gum no and
27:39you said i hope
27:40it's in your hair you turned around to walk away and lo and behold it was in the back of
27:44your hair
27:44you spat it in my hair and i had to freeze it out the night before prom disgusting behavior
27:52mum was on about cutting it out i said absolutely not
27:58in derby so i went to the barbers yeah and then i was walking past i saw a sign and
28:03it said that we
28:04now do like nose waxing the siddiquis oh it's an experience but so they get this thing yeah they get
28:11the swab they then cover it with this like green kind of goo yeah then they shove it up your
28:17nose
28:18and then they just go off for a walk come back and they yank it and he showed it me
28:24afterwards as
28:25well how many like hairs came out oh my god but that's such a guy thing isn't it he like
28:29showed
28:30it me he's like yeah you impressed with that yeah yeah this week something creepy was going on on
28:36netflix there's a woman um renting a house in ham ham the village currently with a ghost in it and
28:48she
28:48doesn't know if it's her job or the landlady's job to have the ghost evicted oh
28:53i don't think i want to watch this link oh go i want to get a good night's sleep i
29:00don't think
29:00i'm going to get a good night's sleep watching this something very bad is going to happen
29:14go away from five days until i do so in other words five days to the wedding
29:21leave at your own chosen speed oh she's nodding off time to pull all of 11.
29:27i'm not careful are you okay gonna switch you can switch yeah yeah yeah why is he not driving
29:38she's falling asleep man
29:44why are they always driving off to the middle of nowhere yeah where are they
29:52stopping for a rest i would not be going there i would not be stopping there i would hold my
29:57wee
29:58until the next place that i get to what you see what you've seen jane dogging oh my god mickey
30:09mickey come here what's she seeing what's in there look oh my god do you think it's okay
30:15a baby what's this all about i'm gonna go check the bathroom no no don't get separated from him
30:28oh god's sake oh look at the state of that and that's the women's i'd hate to see the men
30:41why are they all locked who's left the baby in the car there's only one car in the car park
30:45i checked the men's room there's no one in there oh no service oh there's never no service when you
30:50want it easy okay but i think one of us should stay here with the baby and the other one
30:53should
30:53drive to the nearest like gas station or restaurant or whatever and call for help okay i'd say i'll go
30:57to
30:57the gas station nowhere could i stay there like that waiting for somebody to come
31:05why are all the services derelict and creepy hi hi excuse me there's a like a rest stop i'm
31:1520 miles south of here 20 miles she's drove 20 miles we found a baby abandoned in a car and
31:21i think
31:21that maybe something like oh there's someone else there there's someone else in the background oh my
31:27god there is your right benjamin yeah benjamin she don't look like a benjamin to me is she a ghost
31:36no she's not ghost she's something much worse she's gen z benjamin was the name of the guy who worked
31:41here before me but he hung himself in the bathroom with an electrical cord and they were too cheap to
31:46get me a name type with my own name on it okay this is all just looking lovely and a
31:50happy place to
31:51hang out and have a beer getting better by the second could you call the cops now please yeah yeah
31:56wait
31:56here i'll call will they stop this nonsense this show every door is really noisy
32:09god she likes fucking toilets she's in the toilet why is she going in the toilet again
32:21hovering good good choice
32:26door just opened
32:34oh my god oh my god that is fucking terrifying oh my god
32:47oh mike i would be running out of there
32:55oh yeah get a gun clear your head she was just having a pee and a guy's looked down on
33:00her and
33:00she's just like i'm gonna have a gumball i'll have a wee gumball yeah
33:05there he is yeah oh my god is that bill bailey
33:12she's got her keys ready
33:17he's coming he's coming you can see him you can see him in the bubblegum machine i can see him
33:21through
33:21the glass bowl
33:26my god she put it straight through his hand
33:28oh god
33:37is it out yet yeah
33:43do you want your key back
33:47why is he feeling the hand and looking at the ring
33:50i'm sure he's the one are you sure he's the one
33:55weird oh i remember my sister's asking me that about you did they yeah are you sure he's the one
34:02word
34:05having been half scared to death rachel headed back to her fiancee at the service station
34:14has she found him is she back is she back i can't breathe
34:19where's the car where's the baby where's your fella they're gone
34:31no no turn it off turn it off turn it off too much too much for someone who handles horror
34:36as
34:37well you were a bit damsel in distress that you were what did i do yeah you you're really just
34:43girls screamed yeah yeah i can handle it doesn't matter it doesn't matter i can do like that and then
34:47go into like a little fight mode in it will somebody save me oh god
35:03in leeds what do you think to my eyebrow pencil i did notice your eyebrows looked a little different
35:10today with this new eyebrow pencil i feel like that the color's a bit different and it makes them look
35:15like they've been drawn on with a sharpie yeah they do look a bit sharpish i didn't want to say
35:20sisters ellie and izzy i don't mind sharpie eyebrows do you not think my eyebrows are sharpie
35:25ish no that yours looks softer than mine maybe i'll just maybe it's your application maybe it's my
35:31application maybe it's my technique yeah i think it probably is can't polish a turd no
35:37but you can draw eyebrows on it on tuesday there was something soft and fluffy on channel
35:46do you remember when i took my grand's neighbor's dog out for a walk bertie bertie was a whippet she
35:51ran home away from you i turned around the fucker was gone
35:59i mean i personally feel about merlin the reason he makes me so happy is that i know that in
36:06his little
36:06head he doesn't know about anything other than walks dog food and cuddling oh no i think he knows
36:14about a lot of no he doesn't know about putin ukraine he does he's very he's very interested in the
36:21iran
36:21the conflict he is not and the inconsistencies in trump's behavior every year woodgreen takes in
36:27over 600 dogs good lads each one looking for a forever home oh they're all lovely the newest arrival
36:38is on his way oh that looks like a cockapoo yeah so tell me who have we got here this
36:45is aussie he
36:45is eight months old aussie uh is he being left at the pound we are in the process of moving
36:51internationally oh she's in shock here she can't believe this she can't look at leaving the dog
36:57behind what we've weighed up the the various different factors if you like with taking aussie
37:03with us there's vaccinations there's the quarantine there's the flight there's temperature that must be
37:10so hard you get a dog and then eight months later you have to move and you have to potentially
37:15give
37:15the dog actually he's clearly doing the right thing doing the right thing if i stay in here with aussie
37:20while you leave if that's okay cheers thank you very much take care bye bye-bye always leave it
37:26oh okay oh oh oh bless him oh that's got to be heartbreaking look at all i know it's okay
37:33buddy
37:35oh don't show this where's my dad going where's my dad with mum and dad in tow animal obsessed aurora
37:44is keeping all of her options open look at her with a little dog teddy and a dog jumper she's
37:49on a
37:49mission to get a dog today isn't she have you discussed who's going to be doing all the different
37:54jobs with this dog no it's going to be oh she's gorgeous we have discussed who's going to do jobs
38:01because we we've said you need to do some of these jobs don't you clean up after it and wipe
38:06his
38:06feet and it's been in the garden what did i agree to again yeah i don't really know i i
38:12agreed to
38:13something but i don't really know you clean up after it and you wipe it free
38:23oh here he comes oh come on i love this part it's like the first first meet
38:34oh here he is oh what will she think oh look at aurora's face so he's very into everything
38:44he is a social butterfly oh she's not throwing it on top of him is she no no don't run
38:49away from him
38:50it's fine because he's just got a wet mouth i think aurora's a bit cautious isn't she yeah yeah
38:58uh no well this isn't going as i thought it would calm down the mum's panicking now because she's
39:05thinking have we made the right decision here yeah this is going to be a mcdonald's on the way home
39:10yeah crying trying to smooth things don't we go and get him a toy go on aurora good girl what
39:19can you see in there
39:20this toy he might like yeah that's right i know look
39:26hey look she's playing with him mom yeah look at it is he gonna bring it back though
39:33oh she's having fun now oh hey she didn't flinch though they're becoming friends now she's bonding
39:42with him she's bonding with him i see oh i i think he wants me oh i'm sitting down yes
39:53that's what i
39:54want to hear well done i see oh stop it there we go stop it now it's all perfect he's
40:11making friends
40:12with me that's sweet isn't it that is really honestly in a world full of how lovely is that really
40:23nice
40:24oh my god that is just adorable yes that was really lovely you're crying are you yeah slightly
40:31no no i'm booking us in no to go to the dog house no we're not no no no not
40:40yet we would think about
40:42but i know if you go there you'll just come back with a dog i can give an old boy
40:45another chance in
40:47life like you well thanks darling
40:51in leeds have you recovered from supper weekend because we lost our voices i was going to say up
40:57until yesterday i was a bit croaky mate i definitely clocked up about 85 000 steps that
41:02weekend i know best friends danielle and daniella they say ravers burn more calories than gym goers
41:08oh absolutely they would tell me in my raving days at my like pinnacle of my raving days i was
41:15svelte
41:16same i was same body same and then you're adding the heels my toes like that but my body body
41:24with
41:25them ginger toes but body oh man take me back on sunday night contestants were playing cat and mouse in
41:36a
41:36new high stakes game show on channel four i've seen this advertised looks all right this it looks
41:41like basically one bunch of people chasing another lot of people adult hide and seek sounds cracking
41:46we're resorting to child games now yeah because we're running out of game show ideas next it's going
41:51to be hopscotch or something like that bloody red rover won't it ten players
41:58will fight to win up to 100 000 pounds you don't even need to pay me
42:02to do this can i just say you do it for free well i'll do it for free just for
42:07fun
42:07hit it against each other as prey i'm feeling so nervous right now versus predator do you know i'd be
42:14good at this sue from running club yes you would oh i hate being chased i have nightmares about that
42:20you
42:20know oh do you oh terrible and they never catch me god knows how well i must be fast in
42:26my dreams
42:30you love the hunger games and all that sort of stuff too so the thrill of the chase yeah what's
42:36the chase is over who cares yeah you chased me for so long and then you know got me it
42:43was the easiest
42:44hunter i've ever had yeah predators your task is simple hunt the prey surely you want to be the predator
42:52what group would you want to be in the prey or predators i need to see the benefits above yeah
42:57yeah yeah if one of you catches a prey you will swap roles in the game oh so the prey
43:03doesn't die
43:04the prey just becomes a predator each night one predator will be voted out of the contest oh so
43:11you're safe for being prey you'd think that being a predator would be a good thing but in this game
43:15it's
43:15not you don't want to be a predator you want to be prey at the end of this hunt if
43:20any five of us are
43:21predators the rest of us who have become prey they're back they're plotting mary trying to scheme
43:27already you know trying to form alliances prey are the only ones that get a say in the cull so
43:33nathan
43:33has proposed a pact what's the pact right we've got a pact already they've only just met each other
43:39as long as we convert the majority of us into prey we're all safe yeah nathan's basically put his
43:44hat in the ring here and said look us lot we're going to stick together as predators so these five
43:50are on
43:50the back foot aren't they by the end of today they need to be prey three two one
43:59go get out of there it's basically a big game of tig
44:03in the woods for adults for money for sake after predator roy caught shelley he was then on the
44:12run us pray who's that we spotted someone oh there's another one there's another one there's
44:20another one no way out of all the people i had to see this damn forest it had to be
44:26you it's
44:26fucking roy this is going to test the alliance now because he's the first one to switch over
44:32he's the first one caught again see this pond yeah there's another i really want to catch here
44:37what did he just say i really want to catch him it was his idea nathan's the guy that suggested
44:44the
44:44pact yeah no nathan he's funny no he didn't even hold back he just went sharp for a minute i
44:51really
44:51want to catch her we can't start turning each other in the first hunt all right i'm not going to
44:55catch you
44:56because i like the game plan tempting though wouldn't it oh i'd have done it i know you would
44:59you just suck that pack off the minute it was made players the glade is now reopened
45:06the hunt will conclude in 10 minutes oh 10 minutes late back to the glee yeah where you all started
45:13yeah oh come on ready to pounce it's nathan again no nathan's coming out nathan's coming for roy
45:24oh right oh my god he is too nathan you're sorry i'm sorry i'm gonna do it oh no oh
45:35i cannot
45:36believe the cheeky nathan no oh god oh they got him but it was mel who got him so not
45:46only has nathan
45:47shown his true colors he's also still a predator that's chef's kiss this has proper made me want
45:54game bide and seek all right i lied first deal is it's got to be within the house and the
46:01garden
46:02give me 30 seconds yeah yeah so sean sound
46:1315 seconds now no you start when i go
46:20see what's on the other side now julie
46:27no hiding your baking skills here molly may and babatunde alesh are in the bake-off tent you can
46:33stream her watch sunday at 7 40 and the goggle boxers have just been watching it the hunt prey versus
46:40predator you can stream her watch it's brand new tomorrow at 9 9. but next charlotte church joins the
46:45lads for the last leg
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