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08:06El ser uno debería ser nuestro enfoque.
08:10¿Por qué intenta ayudarte a un cambio?
08:12¡Yo estoy ayudando!
08:14La única versión de ti que tiene valor a tu familia o a cualquier otro, es el bond.
08:22Oh, Dios mío.
08:24El amor es tan básico como se ven.
08:27¡Túntale su cumpleaños, obviamente!
08:29Oh.
08:36¡Fuck!
08:36¿No sabes su cumpleaños?
08:38¿Vas algún hermano?
08:40Ok, no sabemos.
08:42¿Vamos volver a trabajar?
08:47¿La consulencia de seguridad?
08:49Oh, sí.
08:50Si te hiciste tan obsesivo con tu habilidad,
08:53te tendrías una carrera.
09:06This is a Security Message.
09:08If you see something that doesn't look alive,
09:11talk to Star or text British Transport Police
09:15Call 650163.
09:26This is a waste of time.
09:29Oh, shit.
09:30What?
09:31Er, we've got a problem, we've got dogs.
09:32Oh dear, I'm dry aged, you realize
09:36Turn around now
09:37I can't turn around, they've spotted us, it'll be suspicious
09:39You're a sweaty brown man with a bloodstained duffel bag
09:43You're already fucking suspicious
09:46I'll just shut out, okay?
09:47Just have some faith
09:48You an actor, aren't I?
09:51Oh God
09:53Excuse me, Sam
09:56I'm not doing anything
09:58I'm not even here to catch a train
10:00Oh God
10:03No, no, I've got to get back
10:05Do you mind if it's tickling the bug?
10:07Damn boy
10:08What's in the bug, Sam?
10:10Don't you fucker
10:11Sir, that won't be necessary
10:18Yep
10:22Did you say something?
10:23Good man
10:23Have a good day
10:28How did you do that?
10:29Well, I've still got a few tricks
10:30Something must do you when it comes to law enforcement?
10:33Must be nice to be tall and white, huh?
10:37Membership has its privileges, shall we?
10:40It's a complete fucking mess
10:42I tried to go to the police
10:43Well, there's your first mistake there
10:44Come on, man
10:45We're going to find your family
10:46All right?
10:47Okay
10:48Okay
10:48Yeah
10:49It feels good to hear you say that
10:50Because nobody believes me
10:51I like him
10:52He makes me feel safe
10:54I'm going to put a call out
10:55Of something called the Kilner system
10:56All right
10:57Now, luckily, Wembley
10:58Is CCTV to the hilt
11:00So if your family have been on any street
11:01Actually, in London
11:02In the last eight hours
11:04I will be able to track
11:05Their exact location
11:06Down to the inch
11:07And as soon as I get a ping
11:08You'll be the first to know
11:10Really?
11:11Yeah, man
11:11All good
11:13That's fucking amazing
11:14Thank you
11:14I didn't realise your company
11:17Had that kind of reach
11:18My company has the biggest reach there is
11:20All right?
11:21Don't worry
11:21Look, listen
11:21Here's the thing, right?
11:22Your family
11:23That's today's problem
11:24Yeah?
11:24And what about tomorrow's problem?
11:26Now, do you want to be reactive
11:28Or do you want to be proactive?
11:30I want to be proactive
11:31Of course you fucking do
11:32You are on the precipice
11:34Of something massive
11:34And all that backlash
11:36That you've been experiencing recently
11:37It will only get worse
11:39Trust me, I know
11:40I've fucked the audition
11:41And my prospects have gone down the toilet
11:44So
11:44Listen, I wouldn't be here
11:46Talking to you now
11:47If that was the case
11:49Would I?
11:51So you've got your recall later
11:52Correct?
11:55Yeah
11:56Yeah
11:56So you're going to go in there
11:58You're going to do your audition
11:59And when you do
12:00Those decision makers
12:02Will be primed
12:03In your favour
12:09Well, I'm
12:10You understand
12:10How, how, how
12:12How you can do this?
12:19Are you at my five?
12:23It's okay
12:25Holy fuck
12:25Okay
12:26It's not a big deal
12:27It's not a big deal
12:28Okay, listen to me
12:30I'm the only call
12:31You'll ever need to make
12:33We've got your back
12:38What?
12:39There's a catch, isn't there?
12:41No
12:42I mean, look
12:43I mean, every relationship
12:45Is a two-way street, isn't it?
12:47So
12:49Basically
12:49What we're trying to do
12:50Is we just want to build bridges
12:53To your community
12:54To your community
12:54And in order to do that
12:55We rely on individuals
12:57Such as yourself
12:57Just to help us
12:58With messaging
13:00You know
13:00As a prominent Muslim
13:01And soon to be
13:03More so
13:03Your voice
13:04It carries a lot of weight
13:05So
13:06So
13:06Let's use it
13:07Yeah
13:10Right
13:10Shah
13:11Let's sidebar
13:13Now
13:13Just remember
13:14We're the good guys
13:15Yeah
13:16Don't forget that
13:18Shah
13:20Obviously
13:20You need a toy now
13:22Don't go anywhere
13:23Thank you
13:24I'll be here
13:29So
13:30I mean
13:31That sounds shady as shit
13:32No?
13:33Shah
13:33I was wrong
13:34Going to Nigel
13:36Was a masterstroke
13:37Albeit an accidental one
13:39What are you talking about?
13:40He wants me to be a snitch
13:42Snitch?
13:43He's not asking you
13:44To honey trap an ayatollah
13:45Is he?
13:46He's offering you
13:47The role of a lifetime
13:48In exchange for some
13:50Light PR work
13:51I'm not a sellout fed
13:52Sorry
13:53Sellout?
13:54Well
13:54Pardon me
13:55Nelson pissing Mandela
13:57You want to star
13:58In a franchise
13:59That brazenly
14:00Sells watchers
14:01Cars
14:02And the British
14:03Secret service
14:04This is the only way
14:06You
14:07Will land
14:08This role
14:09I guess I just always thought
14:10I was someone
14:11Who represents
14:13Us
14:13To them
14:14You know
14:15Not
14:15Them to us
14:17You're not representing
14:19Them or us
14:20This is about you
14:22Shah
14:22And who you want to be
14:24And put simply
14:25Do you want to be
14:26Talking to a pig's head
14:27In a toilet
14:28Panicking about your career
14:29And your family
14:30Or
14:31Do you want to be
14:32The hero of this story
14:34The ultimate
14:35Shitting hero
14:36Because that my friend
14:37Is what is on the table
14:54Shah?
14:57Shah?
14:58What the hell
14:59Are you doing, man?
15:01Hello?
15:03I'm improvising
15:03Oh, god
15:05Actives
15:10No, no, no.
15:37No, no, no.
16:07No, no.
16:08Okay, okay. What in Satan's gossip did you just do? We were this close? Answer me!
16:17Hello?
16:17Oh, God, nor improv. No one's watching, you malodorous piss-flat.
16:23What's your problem, man?
16:24My problem is that I care about you, Shah. I want to make you better.
16:29No, it's just because you say that you're trying to help me. What all you do is shit on you.
16:32It's tough love, and it's the only voice you understand. If I humiliate you, it's to save you from the
16:38bigger humiliation of remaining as you are.
16:42You want to chill out? I'm in control now. And I know where we're going.
16:50No, no, no. Please, don't fake hang up on me. You need me.
17:21Fine. I'm willing to try things your way.
17:24Pero si queremos ser bondados, ¿por qué estamos en el Talyban H.Q.?
17:29Los espacios de los Ewoks solo mantendrán a nosotros.
17:34No me dejes de aquí.
17:57No me dejes de aquí.
18:24Okay, it's just a bit of an emergency.
18:26Excuse me.
18:27Asalaamu alaikum, everyone.
18:28My family's gone missing.
18:31My parents, Parviz, Latif, and my mother, Tara Latif,
18:34my siblings, Zofi, and Q, Qura Tal Ain.
18:39I think some of you know them.
18:40I was just wondering if you might have heard anything.
18:44I was just hoping someone might be able to help.
18:46Pig!
18:48Pig's head!
18:49Pig!
18:50Pig's head, what the...
18:52Someone's left a pig's head at the front gate.
18:57You're probably best to leave that alone.
19:02It's...
19:04It's...
19:05He's with me.
19:07It's...
19:07It's mine.
19:09It's mine.
19:10It's mine.
19:18Go the other way!
19:22Quick, down here.
19:41It's mine.
19:45Game!
19:47Get in the party!
19:49Shit!
19:50Look what you've done, Shah.
19:58You owe me an apology, mate.
20:00And a 90 seconds for the algorithm, yeah?
20:04I told you, your failures would catch up to you.
20:08IDF bastard!
20:09Who recruited you?
20:10Mossad?
20:11IDF.
20:12100% Mossad.
20:13I told you.
20:15He's not Deep Patel.
20:16He's much too short.
20:18You can't handle them alone.
20:21I told you that you need to be...
20:29Him.
20:49¡Gracias!
21:16¡Gracias!
21:37¡Gracias!anta,
21:40Todos deberán
21:41volver a lau jour. Todo es tuve,
21:50chrono.
22:13¡Suscríbete al canal!
22:21¡Surrender!
23:02No.
23:06No.
23:11No.
23:17¿Qué?
23:19¿How bad is this?
23:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
23:22no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
23:22no, no, no, no, no.
23:23Ase el que le ecuatro, parece que es un framing por una átrea.
23:27Amo a mi hinga un BAR Discord?
23:30¿ lipsiando un
23:31¿Bien de un error?
23:32Selel sé lo al nombre rural, no, no quiero morir.
23:37¿Sele?
23:38medida que no hay nada que le perdié.
23:39Sé que no puedes, realmente no puedes.
23:43Pero ese otro hombre, el que te trae, tenía potencial.
23:49¿Por qué? ¿Por qué te resististe?
23:53Me dices.
23:54Tú eres el único que obtienes.
23:56Tú eres el único que me obtienes.
23:58Por eso necesito.
24:00Pero no sé quién eres.
24:05Yo era quien me necesitaba.
24:07Me dejaba que me escondiera dentro del voz de Patrick Stewart.
24:13Que es raro.
24:20No, no, no. No, no. No.
24:22No, no. No.
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25:24No.
25:54¡Suscríbete al canal!
25:55Gracias por ver el video.
26:25Gracias por ver el video.
26:55Gracias por ver el video.
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