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The Great Indian Kapil Show S04E20
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00:00:29Good evening and welcome to the Great Indian Cuphead Show.
00:00:34Shukriya, Shukriya, Shukriya, Shukriya.
00:00:39Oh my God.
00:00:42It's three sari ladies' police.
00:00:46Shukriya, Shukriya, Shukriya, Shukriya.
00:00:49Shukriya, Shukriya.
00:00:50Shukriya, Shukriya.
00:00:51My parents are my parents.
00:00:55No, I'm not saying this.
00:00:57I'm not saying this.
00:00:59My father was also in the police.
00:01:01And, look, you're after the police got in place.
00:01:03I've had a couple of police at home.
00:01:06You know, my father was my name first.
00:01:09I was told that I was going to keep the law.
00:01:11I was told that I was going to keep the law in my hand,
00:01:13but then how do I keep the law in my hand?
00:01:15Then I was going to keep my name as Kapil.
00:01:17I was going to tell you something about it.
00:01:19I have no difference in police and father.
00:01:23If father does wrong, he is going to fall asleep.
00:01:25The police is also going to fall asleep.
00:01:26He is afraid of the father.
00:01:28He is afraid of the police.
00:01:30But there is a difference.
00:01:31You can never take money from the father's house.
00:01:33Yes.
00:01:34Yes.
00:01:39How much of a robbery is going to happen, father?
00:01:41Well, the police are waiting for four officers.
00:01:44So they take the police to the police.
00:01:48They are going to take the police.
00:01:49There are three people of the horse who are in the car.
00:01:50They look like the Speaker did kill him.
00:01:52He doesn't have to write.
00:01:55But how much of the police is on the police.
00:01:57There is also a rule of law.
00:01:59There is also a rule of law.
00:02:00There is also a rule of law.
00:02:00There are some people who always run.
00:02:01They can't get the gun in a bag.
00:02:03They go to the hospital and take them to the hospital.
00:02:06True, true.
00:02:07They are very strong.
00:02:08You say,
00:02:09You are making the gun out of your hand.
00:02:10You will also make the gun out of your hand.
00:02:15Police also make the gun out of your hand.
00:02:17They say,
00:02:18If they don't make the gun out of your hand,
00:02:20they will kill you.
00:02:24I don't have to get the gun out of your hand.
00:02:26Many things,
00:02:27I know that
00:02:28I have no time for the police.
00:02:29There is no time for the police, there is no official shot at all.
00:02:33You call the police for the last night,
00:02:35or these days, the days of the day of the day,
00:02:38you can tell your husband to drink water, and he will burn.
00:02:42He doesn't say,
00:02:43I don't want to drink water in my entire life,
00:02:44but you don't want to drink water?
00:02:45I don't want to drink water, baby.
00:02:47I saw the man who does the whole day,
00:02:50his dreams are like that.
00:02:51My father, when he was in the police service,
00:02:53he would always say,
00:02:53stop, stop, stop.
00:02:55He would say,
00:02:56he would take my mom to take me.
00:02:59Then, mom, who killed me?
00:03:01Take me.
00:03:03Look at her, the small police is running.
00:03:04Take me.
00:03:06Take me.
00:03:08It's necessary to be in the police.
00:03:10Because the man who does only listen to the ladies.
00:03:13In childhood, she listens to the mother.
00:03:15She listens to the mother.
00:03:16She listens to the mother.
00:03:17She listens to the mother.
00:03:18She listens to the mother.
00:03:19She listens to the mother.
00:03:21She listens to the daughter.
00:03:21So in women, the reason of the law is natural.
00:03:24She doesn't do any of the law in her husband,
00:03:26she doesn't do any of the law in her husband.
00:03:27So if someone's husband doesn't do any of the law,
00:03:29then what will she do?
00:03:30That's why women have to be in the police.
00:03:32And when the women came to the police,
00:03:35I saw that the environment changed.
00:03:36First of all, when they went to the house,
00:03:38they would sit in the house in the house.
00:03:41They would sit in the house.
00:03:41Sometimes they would sit in the house.
00:03:42Sometimes they would sit in the house,
00:03:42and they would say,
00:03:43that's a big house.
00:03:45But when the women came to the police,
00:03:47they would sit in the house,
00:03:48and they would sit in the house.
00:03:49If some lady's police would say,
00:03:52they would call on someone.
00:03:53If one of them is a very handsome woman.
00:03:54If someone is a handsome woman,
00:03:55the men are thinking.
00:03:56They would wear the uniform three times.
00:04:00What do you think?
00:04:02The young woman could impress him.
00:04:05They would sit without a hook.
00:04:06They wouldê²½ with her.
00:04:09They would get scared.
00:04:10They would fear when the police would transfer them.
00:04:12Listen, this woman will help her.
00:04:13Ha haа...
00:04:16Huh?
00:04:17Come in and eat thesenture in his nose.
00:04:22Have you ever seen thisaux?
00:04:24I'm listening to my name.
00:04:28It's nice to have you come today.
00:04:36Because you know how much pressure you keep on your body.
00:04:39I would think that first time you would have been relaxing.
00:04:42Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:04:44So, we're very happy that we've come here.
00:04:45Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, sir.
00:04:47Thank you. Thank you, sir.
00:04:50Thank you, sir.
00:04:51Thank you, sir.
00:04:51Today, this episode, is about you like
00:04:54a margari, who is smirked.
00:04:55So, they call this special moment
00:04:56to call the superstar
00:04:58who is like a margari, who is like a margari.
00:05:01Please welcome superstar Rani Mukherjee.
00:05:17Thank you, sir.
00:05:18Wellcome, welcome, ma'am.
00:05:19Welcome, welcome.
00:05:21Thank you from Nailma.
00:06:20Caps, don't worry.
00:06:21A little bit of flirt is okay?
00:06:23Absolutely.
00:06:24We've been watching films for so many years.
00:06:26We're also doing your fans.
00:06:27Yes.
00:06:29Rani Ma'am, when Mardani first came, we were in Colors.
00:06:34When Mardani 2 came, we were in Sony.
00:06:36Sony.
00:06:37We were in Mardani 3 and we were on Netflix.
00:06:40For the 4th year, make this dress final.
00:06:42It's not on it.
00:06:45Netflix is the best!
00:06:46Yay!
00:06:57Yes.
00:06:59I have told you that you are now looking 18 years old.
00:07:05You are taking 16 years old and taking 26 years old,
00:07:09all are your friends.
00:07:11I have told you 26 years old.
00:07:14Let's go.
00:07:14Let's go here and let's go here and let's go here.
00:07:18You are everyone.
00:07:19You are the only one of your friends.
00:07:20But you are only watching in films.
00:07:21Otherwise, you are looking at where to look.
00:07:23Do you not in social media?
00:07:24Yes.
00:07:25Because you have to show everything in social media.
00:07:29In your life.
00:07:30Yes.
00:07:33I think this is very subjective.
00:07:37Some people enjoy their lives and share their lives.
00:07:41Some people, like I am,
00:07:45I don't understand that I need to do this.
00:07:48But what is happening in the social market?
00:07:52You don't have to make an account in a different way?
00:07:55You don't have to make an account in a different way?
00:07:56You don't have to make an account in a different way?
00:07:58No, today our teams are so good.
00:08:01They tell us what is going on or what not.
00:08:04Archanan,
00:08:05Archanan,
00:08:06Archanan,
00:08:06you go anywhere,
00:08:06you shoot a video.
00:08:08I am going to eat the water.
00:08:09Guys,
00:08:11I am going to eat the water.
00:08:13I have eaten the water.
00:08:15I am going to eat the water.
00:08:16I am going to eat the water.
00:08:18Today, I am going to talk to Rani.
00:08:21Please,
00:08:22Rani.
00:08:22please take a break.
00:08:26Do you know how many,
00:08:28I don't know how much,
00:08:29a film came when the film came,
00:08:31you had to increase the tourism of the world.
00:08:35Seriously,
00:08:36people who go to Singapore,
00:08:37they also go to Singapore.
00:08:39My grandmother said,
00:08:40go to Singapore.
00:08:40He was a little girl.
00:08:42So,
00:08:43she was happy to be Rani Mukherjee.
00:08:44She was happy.
00:08:46The good news
00:08:47was coming from Singapore.
00:08:49She was also coming from B&B.
00:08:52You all know,
00:08:53Rani,
00:08:54we have done all romantic movies.
00:08:57But after your wedding,
00:08:58we were hit by you.
00:08:59He is a hero.
00:09:03Hitchki, Mardani, Mrs. Chatterjee vs. Norway.
00:09:07After marriage, what does Adi select that I am the hero?
00:09:13That's the same.
00:09:15But as a performer, we don't feel the need of the hero.
00:09:19Mrs. Chatterjee vs. Norway, Kamal.
00:09:23You do it in every film.
00:09:24But when he sees your film,
00:09:26who is the favorite of those films?
00:09:30This is the one film where the script was good, the performance.
00:09:33Husbands don't praise the wife so much on their face, right?
00:09:36So, he praises me behind my back.
00:09:39We have to keep it in front of us.
00:09:42Adi has taught many generations to romance from his own films.
00:09:46D.D.L.J.
00:09:47Love.
00:09:48There are so many such films.
00:09:49And when God made it,
00:09:50he made it to the whole country.
00:09:52He made it to the whole country.
00:09:53So, the man...
00:09:55Think, where is the imagination going?
00:09:58So, many people were asking,
00:10:00when your love was done,
00:10:02how did you propose to you?
00:10:05I don't know why I feel like you are seeing
00:10:07that you have to put your hands on your hands.
00:10:08I feel like that.
00:10:11No, all of these things are not for TV.
00:10:14It's a very personal couple.
00:10:15No, I didn't ask all the questions.
00:10:17I can tell them on TV.
00:10:18I can tell them on TV.
00:10:23Next question.
00:10:27So, those who said the first question for me,
00:10:31so they were asking...
00:10:34Who is he?
00:10:35Who is he?
00:10:38You can ask directly,
00:10:39why are you putting someone on top?
00:10:41You can ask directly?
00:10:42Yes, directly.
00:10:43Then the question is...
00:10:46That the romance of Adi Sir's films,
00:10:48if you have given them a number of 10,
00:10:51as a romantic person,
00:10:52how much would you give them?
00:10:5315.
00:10:54Wow!
00:10:56Really?
00:10:58I think the most important thing,
00:11:00I think we all,
00:11:01I think they'll all agree with me here in the audience.
00:11:05We'll see how the human is first.
00:11:07The other things are okay.
00:11:09But when you marry,
00:11:11you'll do the human being,
00:11:11which is a very good human being.
00:11:14Yeah, that's true.
00:11:14I think that's what is important.
00:11:16What is this?
00:11:17A ton of rupes.
00:11:18But you've told me about a very great man.
00:11:21Yes.
00:11:22That's not the pig,
00:11:24whose love is not the same.
00:11:25That's not the same.
00:11:27That's not the same.
00:11:28That's not the same as the love is on the same.
00:11:30That this against humanity is not the same.
00:11:31If there's a thousand people,
00:11:32Yes.
00:11:34Nothing.
00:11:35Nothing but nothing.
00:11:36In Jidhu Sir's songs,
00:11:38as a love, love, love, a beautiful girl,
00:11:40they're here today.
00:11:42If the police is coming together,
00:11:42today it's a country of violence.
00:11:43It's humanity.
00:11:45There is fear of Khaki.
00:11:50And as a producer, Rani.
00:11:53Adi as a producer.
00:11:54Producer, he's just amazing.
00:11:56Parmeet had direct Badmash company with Adi.
00:11:59Mohbbate also with Adi.
00:12:01He's an amazing producer.
00:12:02And DDLJ?
00:12:03Yes, DDLJ Parmeet worked.
00:12:04Kuljeet?
00:12:05Yes, Kuljeet.
00:12:05In Mohbbate, probably, you had the role offer, right?
00:12:09No.
00:12:12I'm very proud to say, if this is...
00:12:18Amit ji has taken my rejected role.
00:12:22But, Archana ji, you'll always be for us Mrs. Braganza.
00:12:29Tell me something.
00:12:30As somebody who gives surprises,
00:12:32husbands often give surprises.
00:12:34Does Adi give you any surprises?
00:12:36Or has he given you?
00:12:37Yes, in the beginning, he gave me a lot of surprises.
00:12:39Then he realized it's better not to give.
00:12:41Why?
00:12:41Why?
00:12:44Because my chest,
00:12:45I can't hide anything.
00:12:47What is it means,
00:12:49it gets a look.
00:12:50So sometimes, he thought that it would make me very happy.
00:12:54And I tried to pretend to be happy,
00:12:56and it didn't show.
00:13:00So then he's like, Baba,
00:13:01you won't give me a surprise.
00:13:02I won't give you a surprise, sir.
00:13:05I don't know.
00:13:05You've been in Mumbai.
00:13:07Yes.
00:13:07You've also been in Mumbai.
00:13:09But you've also been in Mumbai.
00:13:09But you've been with Bengali family,
00:13:11and with Punjabi family.
00:13:12Did you have been with Punjab?
00:13:13Did you have been with Punjab?
00:13:14You've never been with Punjab?
00:13:14No.
00:13:15I didn't go with Punjab.
00:13:15I was with his father.
00:13:17I know.
00:13:18When you were here, Veer Zara.
00:13:20You shot in Khalsa Kola in Amri Sar.
00:13:22We were going inside,
00:13:23but the police didn't know.
00:13:25No, it's not that the police didn't know.
00:13:27We were in a police colony.
00:13:29Many were living in Lourie.
00:13:30They didn't even know.
00:13:31They didn't even know.
00:13:33Now, let's see.
00:13:40But Kapil, I always remember Lourie every year,
00:13:44until Adi's mother had her.
00:13:46Yes.
00:13:47We were always remember Lourie.
00:13:50But we still follow the tradition.
00:13:52It was a very good festival.
00:13:54It was a very good festival.
00:13:55It was a very good festival.
00:13:55And with Adi,
00:13:56it was round and round.
00:13:58Yes.
00:13:59It was a very good festival.
00:14:00Yes.
00:14:01I love Punjabi from Punjab.
00:14:08We also feel very good.
00:14:09Yes.
00:14:19Yes.
00:14:23Yes.
00:14:32Yes.
00:14:33Yes.
00:14:33The beautiful thing that God creates,
00:14:35is that they are sitting alone.
00:14:36They don't speak to the staff.
00:14:39They are making themselves a little bit of a Chinese,
00:14:40saying, yes, this is what you can do in the world.
00:14:43How do we make it like this?
00:14:44It's a dirty, dirty.
00:14:45Let's go, let's go.
00:14:51Dinesh made it,
00:14:52made it like this.
00:14:54His assistant said,
00:14:55God, I made it.
00:14:56I didn't want to put it in it.
00:15:26Oh, sorry, Sir.
00:15:30Sir, one picture.
00:15:32One picture.
00:15:32I have time to come, man.
00:15:34One minute.
00:15:35Come on.
00:15:37Look here.
00:15:38Look here.
00:15:39Thank you, sir.
00:15:42Thank you, sir.
00:15:43Thank you, sir.
00:15:44Thank you, sir.
00:15:45Thank you, sir.
00:15:47Siddhu ji, sorry.
00:15:48No problem, man.
00:15:50I have time to meet Rani ji, so I have time to come.
00:15:51I have time to come.
00:15:53Sorry.
00:15:54Sorry, Ajna ji.
00:15:55I can't tell you how much I can tell you.
00:15:57I have time to come.
00:15:58I have time to come.
00:15:59Yes, please.
00:16:00Go ahead.
00:16:00Listen.
00:16:01Keep the car on.
00:16:02Don't stop.
00:16:02Time is coming.
00:16:03One minute.
00:16:04One minute.
00:16:04Hello, Rani ji.
00:16:06Can I sit for a minute?
00:16:08Yes, please, please.
00:16:11I have a picture of my husband.
00:16:12In him, he said,
00:16:14What will I do when I come to Khandala?
00:16:17His answer got me.
00:16:21His answer was given in the moment.
00:16:23To be honest, sir.
00:16:26I have given the answer like this.
00:16:27He gave me the answer.
00:16:28That's not the actual answer.
00:16:30That's not the actual answer.
00:16:31Yesterday, I got to meet you.
00:16:3228 years later.
00:16:3428 years later.
00:16:36In Khandala, the answer got me.
00:16:40Tofu.
00:16:42Tofu?
00:16:43Tofu?
00:16:43Tofu factory.
00:16:46Tofu.
00:16:47Tofu.
00:16:49Tofu.
00:16:52Tofu.
00:17:12Tofu.
00:17:13Mardani 3.
00:17:14Very good.
00:17:15Sorry.
00:17:15I have seen the trailer without you.
00:17:17Very good.
00:17:18No, no.
00:17:18Amir Bhai made a trailer for watching.
00:17:20Oh.
00:17:23Oh.
00:17:26Oh.
00:17:27Oh.
00:17:27Oh.
00:17:27Can you see like this?
00:17:28Yes, I can see.
00:17:29Oh, I don't know.
00:17:30Thank God.
00:17:31I have to be guilty.
00:17:31I have to go.
00:17:38I have to go.
00:17:38Where?
00:17:39I have to go.
00:17:40I have to go.
00:17:41I am not happy.
00:17:42Thank you so much.
00:17:43I have to go.
00:17:44No.
00:17:45Oh, no.
00:17:45Oh, no.
00:17:45Just keep on.
00:17:47Just one last thing.
00:17:48Yes.
00:17:50Today, there was two incidents.
00:17:51Two incidents or coincidences?
00:17:53Okay.
00:17:54Two incidents.
00:17:55Okay.
00:17:56I got a hint.
00:17:57What is this?
00:18:00What is this?
00:18:01What is this?
00:18:01Did you cut it?
00:18:02No, no.
00:18:03Four of them.
00:18:04Look, Rani has cut it.
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:07Two of them.
00:18:08You know, I got a gun.
00:18:10Okay.
00:18:11Did someone take it?
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:13But your gun is standing?
00:18:14No.
00:18:15This is not.
00:18:15This is a gun.
00:18:16Okay.
00:18:19Oh my God.
00:18:20Yes.
00:18:20Rani.
00:18:20Ah.
00:18:23Ah.
00:18:25Ah.
00:18:28Ah.
00:18:29Ah.
00:18:29Ah.
00:18:30Ah.
00:18:31Ah.
00:18:32Ah.
00:18:36Ah.
00:18:37Ah.
00:18:43We should do a film together.
00:18:45Done.
00:18:46Oh.
00:18:48Ah.
00:18:49We should do that.
00:18:51Think about anything. Sleep over.
00:18:53I'll tell you tomorrow.
00:18:54Okay? Let's meet again.
00:18:56Okay, Kapil? Let's go.
00:18:58Really?
00:19:00Are you going?
00:19:01No, just this.
00:19:02Do you have to start?
00:19:05Hey, you have to stop the door.
00:19:08I have to stop the door.
00:19:09I have to stop the door.
00:19:13I have to stop the door.
00:19:14I have to stop the door.
00:19:16I have to stop the door.
00:19:18That's why I have to stop the door.
00:19:21...because I didn't start again.
00:19:23Oh.
00:19:25Come on.
00:19:26Come on.
00:19:27Come on.
00:19:27Come on.
00:19:29Come on.
00:19:31Come on.
00:19:39Come on.
00:19:42Come on.
00:19:42Come on.
00:19:43I always say that you are always responsible.
00:19:46Who is the leader, who is the leader, who is the leader?
00:19:47What is the leader?
00:19:48Mrs. Chatterjee versus Norway, I got a National Award.
00:19:52Oh, that is...
00:19:56Ma'am, we've heard that Mrs. Chatterjee's
00:19:59character was born when you were born
00:20:01so you had a mannerism of your mother's
00:20:02mannerisms. Is it true, ma'am? Yes, yes, absolutely.
00:20:05When Saverika's character came,
00:20:08Devika's character, she had to be somebody
00:20:11who was born and brought up in Kul Gata.
00:20:14When she goes to Norway,
00:20:17how would she be?
00:20:18So, my biggest closest
00:20:20I've seen from my childhood
00:20:22is my mother. Because her mother
00:20:24had married in her 20 years
00:20:26and she came to Mumbai.
00:20:27She is also in Mumbai.
00:20:29She is the one who is in Bengali.
00:20:32She is never going to go.
00:20:35So, who is talking about
00:20:36and who is, she is literally
00:20:38like a Bengali tigress.
00:20:40And her love and protectiveness
00:20:43I think
00:20:45I've seen my mother
00:20:46and I've seen my mother
00:20:48so, that's why Devika is exactly what my mother is.
00:20:52She is very beautiful.
00:20:57So, when you were doing the first
00:20:58you were doing the first
00:20:59Did someone come to mind
00:21:01that she is the real Rani Mukherjee?
00:21:04That she is the real Rani Mukherjee?
00:21:05That she was wearing the same
00:21:05and I was like that.
00:21:07Actually, before doing the first
00:21:08I met many of the police officers
00:21:11I met many of the police officers
00:21:12and I spoke to them
00:21:15and I saw them
00:21:15during their work
00:21:18I saw them
00:21:19who dressed in uniform
00:21:21who dressed in uniform
00:21:21who salutes
00:21:22who walk
00:21:25who walk
00:21:25it will be very different
00:21:28from anybody else.
00:21:29Right.
00:21:30Shivani Shivaji Roy
00:21:31is an amalgamation
00:21:32of all those officers
00:21:33who I met.
00:21:34I have interviewed
00:21:35many of the people
00:21:35who have interviewed
00:21:36in this Mardani
00:21:38they always say
00:21:40that female officers
00:21:41are different.
00:21:42They are different
00:21:43who do the case
00:21:44and crack the case
00:21:46they are different.
00:21:47I am so proud
00:21:48that I am able to
00:21:50you know
00:21:51bring their life
00:21:52onto screen
00:21:52for everybody
00:21:53to see how challenging
00:21:54their lives are.
00:21:56Absolutely.
00:21:58Rani Mukherjee,
00:21:59some fans
00:22:00have sent us
00:22:00on our website?
00:22:01Yes.
00:22:02I mean,
00:22:03people also have sent us
00:22:04In Jambalpur,
00:22:05in Madhya Pradesh
00:22:06Sunita,
00:22:08you are sitting there.
00:22:11Sunita Ji,
00:22:12you are everywhere.
00:22:13Sunita Ji,
00:22:15Rani Ji
00:22:15you are very grateful.
00:22:17You are very grateful.
00:22:17You are very grateful.
00:22:18Your family is calm
00:22:18in our house.
00:22:19First, our husband
00:22:21made our food
00:22:22was very few.
00:22:23But one day,
00:22:24we have done your
00:22:25movie stunt
00:22:26on your film.
00:22:28Like,
00:22:28Aamir Khan
00:22:29was running
00:22:29on his own
00:22:30his life.
00:22:31We have done it.
00:22:33We have done it.
00:22:35Now,
00:22:36there is no doubt
00:22:37to them.
00:22:38There is no doubt.
00:22:39There is no doubt
00:22:39there is no doubt.
00:22:41There is no doubt
00:23:15There is no doubt
00:23:15that
00:23:15there is no doubt.
00:23:15I am
00:23:16in the police station
00:23:16I am
00:23:19living
00:23:19and there is no doubt
00:23:22there is no doubt
00:23:23there is no doubt
00:23:24there is no doubt
00:23:26there is no doubt
00:23:45who is the actor?
00:23:47Do
00:23:47my play card.
00:23:55Okay.
00:23:56Rani Ji,
00:24:05I have seen so many films
00:24:07but I don't remember.
00:24:08Old actor.
00:24:09New actor.
00:24:11Mid time actor.
00:24:14Have I worked with him?
00:24:16Chudiya.
00:24:17Bole Chudiya.
00:24:20Chandni.
00:24:21Rishi Kapoor.
00:24:23Shri Devi.
00:24:25Oh!
00:24:28Harkar Ji.
00:24:30Trust me.
00:24:30Trust me.
00:24:31Trust me.
00:24:32Trust me.
00:24:32There is no talent
00:24:33there is no doubt
00:24:34there.
00:24:38This is straight.
00:24:39There is no problem
00:24:40here.
00:24:46Shah Rukh.
00:24:47Again,
00:24:48I want to say
00:24:48that there is no talent
00:24:50there is no talent
00:24:50There is no doubt
00:24:52That is Shah Rukh's pose
00:24:53so famous.
00:24:54I will take a look
00:24:55and look at it.
00:24:57Okay?
00:24:58Oh!
00:25:00Oh!
00:25:01That's it.
00:25:02That's it.
00:25:04That's it.
00:25:04Dharam Ji.
00:25:07I am about to do.
00:25:12Oh!
00:25:17In Chaneke Khet
00:25:18Maaduri Dixit.
00:25:21Sorry Maaduri.
00:25:22It's not a bad channel.
00:25:26It will never happen.
00:25:27My most favorite Maaduri.
00:25:31Oh!
00:25:36Mr. Bachchan!
00:25:37Oh!
00:25:42Let's do one work.
00:25:44Let's do one play card.
00:25:45Arshana Maaduri.
00:25:48Hmm.
00:25:53Dharam Ji.
00:25:55Huh?
00:25:58Hey Maa Ji.
00:25:59Hey Maa Ji!
00:26:00Please?
00:26:01Hey Maa Ji.
00:26:14Whoa!
00:26:20Last one.
00:26:41I love you, ma'am.
00:26:51I know, we're in reality shows today, right?
00:26:53There's a selection of children's children.
00:26:54And there's no selection of children in singing or dance.
00:26:58So, today it's gone.
00:26:59Mother and father can see the same things.
00:27:01What do you think of yourself?
00:27:03What do you think of my child's children?
00:27:05It sounds like my mom.
00:27:08I heard that when you first came to film,
00:27:12you had a screen test.
00:27:13Your mother called the producer to call them.
00:27:16Don't take them.
00:27:18Because it's very bad.
00:27:20Your picture will flop.
00:27:21Really?
00:27:22Yeah, mommy.
00:27:23So, she was very keen that I would do a picture.
00:27:26But when my screen tested,
00:27:28I saw my screen test,
00:27:30Salim uncle is very close friend of hers.
00:27:32She said,
00:27:32Salim, don't take Rani.
00:27:33It's very bad.
00:27:36I love that.
00:27:37So cute.
00:27:38The party will stay at the house of Pathan's house.
00:27:41So, I want to say,
00:27:43Pathan has come.
00:27:44Nice.
00:28:00I love that.
00:28:10I love that.
00:28:12They got to be gone.
00:28:13They got to be gone.
00:28:13Come on, I love that.
00:28:13I love that.
00:28:14If you keep the body at home,
00:28:17then you will get the body at home.
00:28:21Who will you keep the body at home?
00:28:23If you keep the body at home,
00:28:26please,
00:28:27take the body at home.
00:28:29So, dear son,
00:28:32what is your father's name?
00:28:34Tell me.
00:28:36Look, he's laughing.
00:28:36He's laughing.
00:28:38He's laughing.
00:28:39He's laughing.
00:28:40He's laughing.
00:28:43He's laughing.
00:28:44He's laughing.
00:28:46He's laughing.
00:28:48He's laughing.
00:28:48He's laughing.
00:28:48What's your name?
00:28:49When you can't do it,
00:28:51why do you do it like that?
00:28:54I'm laughing.
00:28:58I'm laughing.
00:28:59I've been laughing.
00:28:59How many times have you been laughing?
00:29:01Stop putting the body at the film city.
00:29:05I'm laughing.
00:29:09I'm laughing.
00:29:10Of course.
00:29:10Stop putting the body at home.
00:29:12I'm laughing.
00:29:13They will call them,
00:29:14they will call them.
00:29:14They will call the police.
00:29:18Archanan Ji.
00:29:19Yes.
00:29:20I'm laughing.
00:29:20I don't say Archanan Ji.
00:29:21What?
00:29:22I'll call Miss Vriganza.
00:29:24Oh, Rahul.
00:29:25I'll call Siddhu Ji.
00:29:26I'll call Mr. Malhotra.
00:29:29Malhotra.
00:29:30That's not that for me,
00:29:31because you just want Archanan Ji.
00:29:33That's for me.
00:29:34I mean, I'm really miss her today.
00:29:36I miss Deena a lot
00:29:40How did Deena have been here?
00:29:44Hey, did you see her?
00:29:51Deena
00:29:54My God, Deena
00:29:58Deena
00:30:02Deena
00:30:03Oh my God
00:30:09My God
00:30:10It's been a long time after our event
00:30:13Do you know?
00:30:15Oh my God
00:30:24Rahul
00:30:26Will you hear your name?
00:30:27Will you like me?
00:30:32You will hear me?
00:30:32Absolutely, you will hear me
00:30:33He's an samosa, his name is too
00:30:35He makes a bhat sare
00:30:36His name is Rahul
00:30:38It's a very common name, brother
00:30:39One minute, come in
00:30:41I want to give you an advice
00:30:43Yes
00:30:43It's good to go to the bhatour and the samosas.
00:30:48It's a big effort.
00:30:53Good!
00:30:55Kapil, if it's very good food,
00:30:58then I'll open a cafe in Dubai.
00:31:03Go to the cafe.
00:31:05It's very good food.
00:31:09Kapil.
00:31:10Huh?
00:31:12Rani, I want to say something about you.
00:31:14What do you think about it?
00:31:16It's a love and friend.
00:31:18If she doesn't become my friend,
00:31:21she doesn't do love with me.
00:31:23Do you think you should call Rani as well?
00:31:27Do you think you should not call such a police?
00:31:31I don't know.
00:31:33I'm so angry.
00:31:36Oh my God.
00:31:38I don't know.
00:31:38I'm not gonna try to do that.
00:31:40I don't know.
00:31:48I'm not gonna call your car.
00:31:49You should sit down here.
00:31:49Rani Jr.
00:31:50How did my chal do that?
00:31:52This is my left profile.
00:31:54This is my right profile.
00:31:56This is my talent.
00:31:57Why is this a total .
00:31:59Krishna, I love everything about you.
00:32:05You're a great dancer.
00:32:07Why wouldn't you take me to the mardani tree?
00:32:11Why wouldn't you take me to Madan Chopra?
00:32:13No, no, no, but if you watch this episode,
00:32:16you will see it with Aditya Chopra.
00:32:17That's why you don't turn off.
00:32:19No, no, no, no, no, I am like,
00:32:22I was a time when I was a hero in a film,
00:32:26a heroine has become a heroine, and a heroine has become a heroine, and a hero
00:32:33also has become a heroine, so let's see how we have a mystery.
00:32:43Rani ji, let's go.
00:32:45Let's go.
00:32:46Let's go.
00:32:48Let's go.
00:32:51Let's go.
00:32:58Let's go.
00:32:59Let's go.
00:32:59Let's go.
00:33:01Let's go.
00:33:02Let's go.
00:33:03I am the only one in the industry.
00:33:05You've also got Rani.
00:33:06You've also got Rani.
00:33:06You've also got Rani.
00:33:09Who's got Rani?
00:33:11King's house.
00:33:12King's house.
00:33:14King's house.
00:33:15I also want,
00:33:16do you give me a promise
00:33:17that I'll do a fortune with you?
00:33:20I'll do a fortune.
00:33:21What are you doing here?
00:33:26You understand anything.
00:33:27You understand anything.
00:33:29You understand anything.
00:33:29Whatever you understand, you understand.
00:33:31No.
00:33:31Just talk about my style.
00:33:35Like this.
00:33:54I'll do a fortune.
00:33:55All my love and wishes,
00:33:56I'll do a fortune.
00:33:57All my love and wishes,
00:33:58I'll do a fortune.
00:34:03Rani ma'am,
00:34:04we always give the opportunity to our studio audience.
00:34:08That you can talk with your stars yourself,
00:34:11which is the question of their minds.
00:34:12So, if you have your interest,
00:34:13I'll take a question.
00:34:14Please.
00:34:15Can you stand up?
00:34:18Yes.
00:34:18Hello, sir.
00:34:19Hello, Rani ma'am.
00:34:20Hello, Rani ma'am.
00:34:20My name is Kalpana Shah.
00:34:21I'm from Mumbai.
00:34:23Before I married,
00:34:24I felt like I would do the best
00:34:26when I was going to go shopping.
00:34:28But when I married,
00:34:29I would know that
00:34:30they would do the best.
00:34:32So ma'am,
00:34:32you and sir,
00:34:33whenever you go shopping,
00:34:35whenever you go shopping,
00:34:36when you go shopping,
00:34:37then who is the best?
00:34:39I can just imagine
00:34:40that you are bargaining
00:34:41at a shop.
00:34:43Ma'am,
00:34:44did you listen to my husband's story?
00:34:46We went to take a sofa cover one day.
00:34:48Yes.
00:34:49That guy said,
00:34:50it was Rs. 2400.
00:34:52I thought,
00:34:52we'll take it in 2000,
00:34:54or take it to the house.
00:34:55Wow.
00:34:57Adam,
00:34:57was that sofa cover
00:34:58or pillow cover?
00:34:59Sofa cover.
00:35:01No,
00:35:02my husband is gone.
00:35:04If I went with him
00:35:05and I saw two or three things,
00:35:09if I didn't buy anything,
00:35:10then I would be scared.
00:35:11I would say,
00:35:12why did they waste their time?
00:35:13Oh.
00:35:14What are you doing, brother?
00:35:15What are you doing
00:35:16besides bargaining?
00:35:17No.
00:35:19Lawyer.
00:35:20And your wife?
00:35:21Lawyer.
00:35:21Who are both lawyers?
00:35:23Oh, who are young?
00:35:24Who are young?
00:35:25Who are both lawyers?
00:35:27She is the one who is.
00:35:28Of course.
00:35:29Always.
00:35:29We know.
00:35:32We've also happened at home.
00:35:34Thank you, sir.
00:35:35Thank you, sir.
00:35:35Thank you, sir.
00:35:35Thank you, sir.
00:35:35Hello, sir.
00:35:38Hello, Rani Ma'am.
00:35:39Hello, Kapil sir.
00:35:40Hello.
00:35:40I'm Piyush Jain.
00:35:42My girl is 10 years old.
00:35:44Okay.
00:35:45She is a very illiterate.
00:35:46So,
00:35:48my wife lives in every illiterate.
00:35:51And I live with her.
00:35:53I live with her.
00:35:54So,
00:35:55I'm a girl,
00:35:55Adira,
00:35:5610 years old.
00:35:57So,
00:35:57there will be someone who will put a dart and save.
00:36:01My wife is sitting here.
00:36:03So,
00:36:04the dart will always save me.
00:36:05My girl will save me.
00:36:07And the dart will save me.
00:36:09And the dart will save me.
00:36:09I will save her.
00:36:10I will save you.
00:36:15Sir,
00:36:16where will they go from?
00:36:17This is true.
00:36:18Leave this pen.
00:36:19Leave this pen.
00:36:19It's not a dart.
00:36:20It's here.
00:36:22It's here.
00:36:23It's sitting here.
00:36:24No.
00:36:25My daughter,
00:36:28I put a dart in my house.
00:36:29So,
00:36:29will you save me?
00:36:31Yes.
00:36:34Thank you, sir.
00:36:35Thank you, sir.
00:36:37And some of our guests
00:36:38give me a mic to the police ma'am.
00:36:39Hello, Kapil sir and Rani ma'am.
00:36:42It's really my privilege to be here
00:36:44because Rani ma'am,
00:36:46I'm a very big fan.
00:36:47And Kapil sir,
00:36:48I'm really feeling so great here.
00:36:52Thank you ma'am.
00:36:52Rani ma'am,
00:36:53I've seen the latest movie
00:36:56that I've seen from the latest movie
00:36:57I've seen from my heart
00:37:00many times.
00:37:01Yes.
00:37:01But the Mardani movie
00:37:03ma'am,
00:37:03you told me
00:37:05that
00:37:05you have inspiration
00:37:07from the women's officers.
00:37:10Yes.
00:37:11We also empower that movie
00:37:11from the Mardani movie.
00:37:13Strength,
00:37:14integrity,
00:37:15and courage
00:37:15which we have seen from the movie.
00:37:18So,
00:37:18I'm very happy
00:37:19that you're showing such a movie
00:37:20to the people
00:37:21where people know
00:37:23that they are
00:37:25in this country.
00:37:26And people know
00:37:28about it.
00:37:29Empowered.
00:37:52of course.
00:37:55Of course.
00:37:56Yes.
00:37:57you're looking very pretty
00:37:59in the uniform.
00:38:01I've had a thing.
00:38:02Don't say anything.
00:38:05A man is a woman.
00:38:08She's scared.
00:38:08She's scared a little.
00:38:10You're in the police.
00:38:11So,
00:38:12what are you doing?
00:38:13You're wrong.
00:38:14You're scared.
00:38:15But no one's scared.
00:38:17The ladies are scared.
00:38:19Everyone is scared.
00:38:24I am from Haryana.
00:38:25What about you?
00:38:27A boxer?
00:38:28Yes.
00:38:28Oh, yes.
00:38:32I want to say something today.
00:38:34I got so inspired by Rani Madam.
00:38:38A message for all ladies is that we need to give everyone so much time.
00:38:44It's a very good thing.
00:38:45We want to give so much love in the time.
00:38:48So that they remember these things.
00:38:50And especially thank you Rani Madam.
00:38:53You are inspired by the movie.
00:38:56And then your film will be very good.
00:38:58Thank you very much.
00:39:00Thank you very much.
00:39:01Thank you very much.
00:39:03Thank you very much.
00:39:04ACP Mini Joseph.
00:39:06ACP Sahib.
00:39:06You are very welcome.
00:39:07First of all.
00:39:08I would like to ask you,
00:39:10if you are standing in the city,
00:39:12you are standing in the city.
00:39:14And there is a person coming in the motorcycle.
00:39:18He didn't put a helmet.
00:39:18He didn't put a helmet.
00:39:19He didn't put a helmet.
00:39:20But as soon as he came in the house,
00:39:21he left your husband.
00:39:23Take it.
00:39:25Take it.
00:39:26he will cut it or not cut it.
00:39:28I want to ask you so much.
00:39:30A little bit.
00:39:32A little bit.
00:39:33I would say that
00:39:34there is no such person
00:39:35that has come to me
00:39:36that has come to my face.
00:39:42Thank you, man.
00:39:43That's a full mardaniya.
00:39:48I like that.
00:39:49I have asked my questions.
00:39:50I have a little time.
00:39:51I would like to get some mardani from my staff.
00:39:55Yes.
00:39:55I would like to get some mardani from my staff.
00:40:10Yes.
00:40:10Sure.
00:40:15Oh, God.
00:40:18Oh, God.
00:40:42Oh, God.
00:40:46Oh, God.
00:40:50Oh, God.
00:40:57Oh, God.
00:41:10Oh, God.
00:41:10Yeah, God.
00:41:22All right.
00:41:26Hi, sir.
00:41:27Okay.
00:41:27Oak hs
00:41:28You're not sure now.
00:41:29in me.
00:41:29weil
00:41:29What?
00:41:30It has been detected by 2,000 crore fraud, which has been put in place.
00:41:39And everyone is representing the app.
00:41:42I want to say thank you very much.
00:41:45Thank you so much and all the best.
00:41:49Thank you, ma'am.
00:41:50It feels so good today that you, as I mentioned earlier,
00:41:53all the people feel like you are.
00:41:58But today, we all have a smile on a small effort,
00:42:01so it feels good with our heart.
00:42:03And thank you so much.
00:42:08Yes, I am a partner of the police commissioner.
00:42:12And this is the police force of our police force.
00:42:16This is all the work we do.
00:42:18But in this regard, I wanted to tell you that we do a lot of work.
00:42:22My children who are living,
00:42:24they collect 10,000 units of blood every year.
00:42:31And this is the area in the entire India.
00:42:34And with the children,
00:42:36the children who have not been involved in schools,
00:42:38they have no need of care for their school.
00:42:42So they have closed their day, child care.
00:42:44So there is a lot of work in this way.
00:42:46With this, the police,
00:42:46they have us with the legal evidence.
00:43:11Thank you very much.
00:43:19Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:43:48Wow!
00:43:49Sindhuji, wow!
00:43:52Kapil Sharma, wow!
00:43:53Wow!
00:43:55Rani Mukherjee, wow!
00:43:57And how?
00:43:59Like really, I've never met you.
00:44:02You are one year old and younger, younger, younger.
00:44:07How is that happening?
00:44:08It's a miracle.
00:44:10Like, today, see you.
00:44:13Don't you think we're Rani Mukherjee?
00:44:16Absolutely.
00:44:17And you're the same.
00:44:18You're the same.
00:44:19You're the same.
00:44:20I didn't think you're the same.
00:44:21I didn't think you'd be convinced by so much.
00:44:24No, no, I've been here.
00:44:25We, you?
00:44:26All you.
00:44:27All you.
00:44:28Then, I made a tattoo for safety.
00:44:31Look at this.
00:44:33Oh!
00:44:34Kari, right?
00:44:34I feel the same.
00:44:35I feel the same.
00:44:36I feel the same.
00:44:38I feel the same.
00:44:41You know, when I told my kids,
00:44:44that I'm going to be meeting you,
00:44:47I told them,
00:44:48I'd have to meet Rani Mukherjee.
00:44:50Rani Mukherjee?
00:44:52I must meet Rani Mukherjee.
00:44:54Shut up!
00:44:56Why did you meet him?
00:44:58Why did you meet him?
00:44:59Exactly.
00:45:00Give him a name.
00:45:01Yeah, this is not a Mukherjee.
00:45:04Right.
00:45:04That's a Mukherjee.
00:45:19I have got a call.
00:45:22Yes, yes, please.
00:45:23Yeah, one sec.
00:45:25Hello?
00:45:26What?
00:45:27Are guests in the house?
00:45:28Where?
00:45:31Where are you?
00:45:32Oh, now.
00:45:35Who do you want to drink?
00:45:37Now.
00:45:39And what do you want to drink?
00:45:41Pau.
00:45:43I will give you an order now.
00:45:45Now.
00:45:48I am sorry.
00:45:49I have got to place this order here.
00:45:52I have ordered a lot.
00:45:54I trust my wife.
00:45:56I will stay safe in my life.
00:46:00Get it?
00:46:02Anyways, I just want to say, Rani, one thing.
00:46:05I am a little disappointed here.
00:46:07When we were you, we were also.
00:46:10You were also.
00:46:11Now, you are the ones who are doing in the film,
00:46:12like the Mardani's,
00:46:14you are you.
00:46:15Where are we?
00:46:18You should cast me also,
00:46:19in these films.
00:46:20You are with Karina.
00:46:22You can do it with Karina.
00:46:24You don't know anything.
00:46:25I don't know anything.
00:46:26I always keep you close to your heart.
00:46:28I will show you.
00:46:29Take it away.
00:46:30Take it away.
00:46:30Take it away.
00:46:31Take it away.
00:46:31Take it away.
00:46:32Take it away.
00:46:33Take it away.
00:46:34How does he know?
00:46:36Wow.
00:46:37Wow.
00:46:38Wow.
00:46:39But how?
00:46:40I know.
00:46:41You are the one of the three writers.
00:46:44Hey.
00:46:45Like, wow, man.
00:46:47How do you do that?
00:46:50That's chop loose here.
00:46:52That's chop loose here.
00:46:55That's no big deal.
00:46:56That's no big deal.
00:46:57But really, I'm telling you,
00:46:58a good jodi is yours and mine.
00:47:01It's our jodi.
00:47:02I don't have fun.
00:47:04The other day,
00:47:05I was going to take fruits.
00:47:06I said,
00:47:06I have fresh apples.
00:47:08He said,
00:47:08Apples, let's go, sir.
00:47:10Fresh is yours and your wife.
00:47:12Oh, okay.
00:47:14Yeah.
00:47:15I was going to take a sofa.
00:47:16I said,
00:47:17I have a perfect sofa.
00:47:18He said,
00:47:19Let's go, sir.
00:47:20It's yours and your wife.
00:47:24Yeah.
00:47:24This is what people are saying, you know.
00:47:26We should do a film together, really.
00:47:28You know what I'm going to do now?
00:47:34This is my place.
00:47:35Nobody is going to take it.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:38I'll see who is coming.
00:47:39That's right.
00:48:11Namaskar, adab, sasriyakar, chen-shaa.
00:48:17Mardani 43 ka welcome karta ho, you know, swagat karta ho.
00:48:21One sec, one sec, bhai jan, bhai jan. It's not Mardani 43, it's Mardani 3.
00:48:26It's 43. Mardani 3 and 40.
00:48:31Oh, 43.
00:48:34You know, 40 plus 10 minus 12 plus 5 is 43.
00:48:40You can even say 40 plus 3.
00:48:44There's nothing here today.
00:48:46You have to give everything to you.
00:48:48It's like a little bit.
00:48:51People feel sweet.
00:48:53It's straight, it's hard.
00:48:59Okay, bhai jan, very frankly, I'll tell you,
00:49:02there's no fun in your attitude.
00:49:04Or you don't have any sense in your conversation.
00:49:09It's so true.
00:49:14Look, everyone agrees with me.
00:49:17I don't like the shit, man.
00:49:23Ani ji, many, many returns of the day.
00:49:27Bhai jan, again, again you're going wrong.
00:49:29Many, many returns of the day,
00:49:32I know, I know.
00:49:34For the film, you know,
00:49:35producer invests money,
00:49:36the returns of the day.
00:49:38Oh, absolutely.
00:49:40Many, many returns.
00:49:42Adi ji, I'm going to talk very serious now, okay?
00:49:46I can't hear you.
00:49:50I'm talking to her.
00:49:51No, you need not hear.
00:49:52Okay?
00:49:54Then you wait for my cue then.
00:50:01Superb!
00:50:06You know, I want to salute you all.
00:50:09You know, I want to salute you all.
00:50:09You know, I want to salute you all.
00:50:10You're safe.
00:50:11We're safe.
00:50:12No, no.
00:50:12This is wrong.
00:50:13You're not safe.
00:50:14I'm safe.
00:50:15I'm safe.
00:50:19Bullshit.
00:50:20Bullshit.
00:50:21Bullshit.
00:50:21Bullshit.
00:50:21Bullshit.
00:50:22I've heard this joke so many times.
00:50:25I don't like this.
00:50:27No.
00:50:28Prove karo, prove karo,
00:50:29Tumse.
00:50:29Eh, dhekhlo, a tattoo hai yaan pe.
00:50:33Eh, bhaare ka tattoo.
00:50:34Eh!
00:50:36You can't, you can't do that.
00:50:39I just did that.
00:50:41Ani ji,
00:50:43You're not on my birthday.
00:50:45Eh?
00:50:45No.
00:50:46I won't go to your birthday.
00:50:49But I have written a quote for you.
00:50:52If you don't mind.
00:50:59Mukherjee, filmo ki raani hai.
00:51:01Hmm.
00:51:02Right, right.
00:51:03Actor yeh se yaani hai.
00:51:05Wah, wah, wah.
00:51:07Wah.
00:51:07Haath lagao to dhar dengi.
00:51:09Achha.
00:51:16That was good.
00:51:20Yeh filmo ki raani hai.
00:51:23Oho.
00:51:24Inki filmo ki raani hai.
00:51:25Inki filmo ki raani hai.
00:51:27Wah, wah, wah, wah.
00:51:28Yeh mera to banta jala hai.
00:51:30Ahahah.
00:51:31Aapka jo bhi banta jala hai.
00:51:33Jodi yaan pe pehle se bani hui hai.
00:51:34It's raani and me.
00:51:35That's the jodi.
00:51:36No, no, no.
00:51:37Jodi hamaari bani.
00:51:37No, jodi hamaari bani.
00:51:38Jodi hamaari bani.
00:51:39I'm telling ya, I'm telling ya.
00:51:40I'm telling ya.
00:51:41Jodi hamaari bani wale.
00:51:42Because I'm apple wale ke paas gaya tha.
00:51:44Apple wale ke maine kaha ki fresh apple.
00:51:46Apple wale ke maine kaha ki fresh apple.
00:51:47Apple fresh nahi hap ki jodi fresh rani ji.
00:51:48Aha.
00:51:50Acha.
00:51:51Acha.
00:51:51Acha.
00:51:51Acha.
00:51:51Acha.
00:51:52Acha.
00:51:52Acha.
00:51:53Acha.
00:51:53Acha.
00:51:55Acha.
00:51:56Acha.
00:52:09Acha.
00:52:09Goo!
00:52:13He's right.
00:52:14He's right.
00:52:16He's right.
00:52:17Sufa, yaa hai.
00:52:26Tos kar rah!"
00:52:28Karei hain.
00:52:30Okay.
00:52:30Let's do a toss then.
00:52:31Where's the coin?
00:52:32Paltopal ka ye safr, paltopal ka saath
00:52:39Paltopal ka ye safr, paltopal ka saath
00:52:44Amne haskar aapse yun hi karri baat
00:52:49Aap na samjha ho gai bhin patal bar saatho hai
00:52:55Had kar di aapne
00:52:57Had kar di aapne
00:53:00Had kar di aapne
00:53:02Had kar di aapne
00:53:08O enjoy
00:53:14Oye chris ghari lal jii kamal ho gai hai
00:53:18Oye yaar ithani dhak dhak kye hori ithani salo se a my danz karta hong
00:53:20legin aaj kamaal kye dhak dhak urhi hai
00:53:22Ai hai
00:53:22Aisai dak dhak kye hori hai
00:53:23Oye yaar kahi dhinej tujhe dekker
00:53:26Aray tujhe dekker tere bibi ke dhak dhak nhi oti
00:53:28How many times are you?
00:53:33Today, you're wonderful.
00:53:35Today, he's been making a deal.
00:53:40Oh, Rani.
00:53:42Oh, Rani.
00:53:44Oh, there are eyes.
00:53:46There are hair. There are teeth.
00:53:48There are hair. There are hair.
00:53:50There will be a change.
00:53:53There will be a change.
00:53:55Rani will be a change.
00:54:00Rani will be a change.
00:54:02Right.
00:54:03Partner? Partner?
00:54:06Partner?
00:54:07Partner?
00:54:07I'm so happy that I haven't seen you.
00:54:10I'm so happy.
00:54:13I'm so happy.
00:54:17I'm so happy that I haven't seen you. Partner?
00:54:20Partner?
00:54:20Partner?
00:54:22I'm so happy that I have missed you.
00:54:23Yes, you don't want to call me.
00:54:25If you call me, I'm talking.
00:54:28And when I'm talking, I'm going to miss you.
00:54:33I don't like this.
00:54:35I don't like this shit.
00:54:36Chichi, wow.
00:54:37Oh, Ganesh.
00:54:39Oh, Ganesh.
00:54:45What happened?
00:54:48I missed you.
00:54:49I missed you, so I can phone.
00:54:51I missed you.
00:54:52I missed you then.
00:54:53Yes, I missed you.
00:54:54And then I missed you.
00:54:54How did you miss me?
00:55:06This is a wrong thing.
00:55:12You're okay?
00:55:14You're fine.
00:55:16You're okay?
00:55:28No, no, no, we are doing the Mardani four together.
00:55:35We are doing that.
00:55:35That's what I'm doing.
00:55:37It's our best friend.
00:55:39Do you know?
00:55:40I'll see Rani's house.
00:55:42I'll take this Rani's house.
00:55:46It's been done.
00:55:47It's been done.
00:55:48It's been done.
00:55:50It's been done for many times.
00:55:51I've been gone for fresh apples.
00:55:58It's been done for four times.
00:56:00It's been done for four times.
00:56:10It's been done for four years.
00:56:11What's it doing?
00:56:13Everything has been done.
00:56:13I'll kill the salmon.
00:56:18I'll kill this!
00:56:20I'm not sure.
00:56:23A man does it.
00:56:24He's going to the other shows.
00:56:27He's going to the other shows.
00:56:28He's going to the other shows.
00:56:33Wow!
00:56:35Wow!
00:56:36Get food!
00:56:37Get food!
00:56:38I will see you in the story, Ganesh.
00:56:41Ganesh?
00:56:41Who's Ganesh?
00:56:42You put a look on the other side.
00:56:46I don't have a way.
00:56:48What?
00:56:48We all can decide who will work with Rani Ji.
00:56:52Let's do one thing.
00:56:53I have a fish.
00:56:54There's a fish.
00:56:55There's a fish.
00:56:56There's a fish in the eye.
00:56:58There's a fish in the eye.
00:57:00He will work with them.
00:57:01Are you okay?
00:57:02Are you okay with that?
00:57:03Yes.
00:57:03I'm okay.
00:57:04What do you say?
00:57:05What do you say?
00:57:06If you want to do, do it.
00:57:07Well!
00:57:08Yeah, well!
00:57:10All right, machli, lay out.
00:57:18You go first.
00:57:20I have to go first.
00:57:21There, there.
00:57:21There's the machli.
00:57:26Why do you want to do this?
00:57:29Okay.
00:57:30Come on.
00:57:30Come on.
00:57:31Your name.
00:57:32Are you sure?
00:57:33Your name.
00:57:38Attitude.
00:57:43Come on.
00:57:45No.
00:57:45No.
00:57:46There, there.
00:57:46You know.
00:57:50No.
00:57:54No.
00:57:57No.
00:57:58No.
00:57:58No.
00:57:58No.
00:58:00No.
00:58:01No.
00:58:02You're, these are these?
00:58:03No.
00:58:03No.
00:58:04No.
00:58:04No.
00:58:05No.
00:58:06No.
00:58:07No, no.
00:58:10No.
00:58:10So, the Answering three you might see a friend.
00:58:15That's also a good idea, let's take this.
00:58:19Man if we can come, they go.
00:58:26And that's the gift for now.
00:58:28And will you go?
00:59:09Today I have had a wonderful time coming to the couple show and with everybody, so thank you for all
00:59:15your love that you all have given me for the past 30 years. Thank you very much.
00:59:41Please welcome Aditi Rao, Hedri, Vijay Sethupati, Sidhar, Yadav and Mr. A.R. Rehman.
00:59:48We are listening to the music of Rehman's music for years. Will we get to listen to our minds today?
00:59:53Sir, we all know that we have a help from dialogue. For example, I have a dialogue that I will
01:00:01drink.
01:00:02If you want to do it in silence, how will you do it?
01:00:05What's your power? I made a dog a dog.
01:00:22Oh, my God, Aditi.
01:00:31Oh, my God, Sidhar Jadav.
01:00:36I will not get a dog. Don't do it.
01:00:38In the market, there will be a jump. The jump will be turned on by Trump.
01:00:42Jump. Jump.
01:00:43Aya, aya.
01:00:45Aya!
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01:00:48Aya!
01:00:48Aya!
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