00:00Are you ready, kids?
00:02Aye, aye, Captain!
00:04I can't hear you!
00:05Aye, aye, Captain!
00:08Oh!
00:10Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
00:13SpongeBob SquarePants!
00:14Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
00:17SpongeBob SquarePants!
00:18If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
00:21SpongeBob SquarePants!
00:22Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
00:25SpongeBob SquarePants!
00:27SpongeBob SquarePants!
00:28SpongeBob SquarePants!
00:30SpongeBob SquarePants!
00:33SpongeBob SquarePants!
00:36Ha ha!
00:37Ha ha ha ha!
00:38Ha ha ha ha!
00:40Ha ha ha ha!
00:40Ha ha ha ha!
00:55Come on, Sandy! You'll love the magic shack!
00:58I guarantee you'll be astounded and amazed.
01:02I told you, SpongeBob, I ain't going to no phony Hocus Pocus show.
01:06I'm a science squirrel. I don't believe in magic.
01:09But everyone needs a little magic in their wives.
01:13All right, I'll go.
01:16But I'm not gonna wake it.
01:19And now, prepare to be astonished and stupefied
01:24by the mysterious magic of the Great Haudenosaunee.
01:35Haudenosaunee Dubaia.
01:38Flash paper. Oldest trick in the book.
01:47Haudenosaunee Dubaia.
01:49Cards are glued together.
02:04Dubaia.
02:06He's doing it all with smoke and mirrors.
02:09Okay, we get it.
02:16Dandy?
02:17Wow.
02:23Haudenosaunee Dubaia.
02:26How did he do that?
02:33I am the all-powerful Haudenosaunee.
02:38T-shirts can be purchased in the lobby.
02:45I can't come up with any logical explanation for how he did that.
02:49It goes against science.
02:51You can't explain magic, Sandy.
02:54Mr. Haudenosaunee, can I have an autograph?
02:57I'd be delighted.
02:59I can do a magic trick, too.
03:03Hmm. Amateur.
03:06Hold my wand.
03:08Can you sign my back?
03:10Here you go, my little friend.
03:13Your pen.
03:15Whoops.
03:17I'll get it.
03:19Ow!
03:26Wires?
03:27No.
03:28Holograms?
03:29No.
03:30Hypnosis?
03:32Maybe.
03:33Oh, Sandy.
03:35Magic isn't logical.
03:37See you later.
03:38I gotta go home and feed Gary.
03:41What?
03:41Oh, yeah.
03:43See ya.
03:50Ow!
03:52The lead book.
03:55Ugh.
03:56Too much magic shack popcorn.
04:24How many times have I told you not to do what I told you not to do?
04:27I told you not to.
04:28You did not listen and you did the thing that I told you not to do as if I never
04:31told you not to do it.
04:32Sorry.
04:33You ready?
04:34Oh, oh, oh.
04:38Hey, Squidward.
04:39Can't hear ya.
04:40I'm spraying bar.
04:42Hmm?
04:47Hmm?
04:48Hmmm?
04:49Hmm?
04:54Ah!
04:54Meow Meow Meow!
04:55Dare bare.
04:57Mwah!
04:57What a day!
04:59I saw Howdini the Great do amazing things.
05:03And Sandy didn't believe in magic.
05:06But Howdini made her float up on stage.
05:11And now she's not so sure of herself.
05:17Gary, did you redecorate the living room while I was out?
05:21I love it!
05:23Meow.
05:24Of course I'll quit my jabbering and feed you.
05:31Rotting vegetation, your favorite flavor.
05:34Bon Appetit.
05:40Gary, why are you eating billiard balls?
05:46But I guess the bigger question is,
05:48why did I feed you billiard balls?
05:54Old Man Walker, what are you doing here?
05:57And where's Gary?
05:59Meow.
06:00You're Gary?
06:01That's impossible.
06:03Meow.
06:04If you're Gary, then tell me something only the real Gary would know.
06:09Meow.
06:10I do vouch in my sleep.
06:13Oh, Gary, it is you!
06:15Gary, I think I'm seeing things.
06:17Guys, something must have happened to me at Howdini's magic show.
06:20Meow.
06:21Good thinking, Gary.
06:22I'll go to the emergency room right now.
06:24Don't forget to...
06:25Well, you know.
06:29Meow.
06:40There's a magic wand inside you.
06:44And your hiccups are setting it off.
06:47I must have mixed up Howdini's wand with my autograph pen.
06:51Well, let me just dig in there and get that wand for you.
06:59What if we just cure your hiccups instead?
07:03I'll get you some water.
07:05Huh?
07:06That'll fix it.
07:07Thanks, Doc.
07:12Yay!
07:14My hiccups are gone.
07:23I don't need a doctor.
07:25I need a Sandy!
07:33Yep.
07:34There's the wand.
07:35I want to analyze that thing and see how it makes magic.
07:39It'll come loose if I give it a good shake.
07:41No, no, Sandy, no.
07:47Yeah, I forgot to say, the shaking is what triggers the magic.
07:51Good to know.
07:53We gotta handle this enchanted doohickey real delicate-like.
08:08Oops.
08:09Sorry.
08:10Ah, I...
08:20Oh, dang.
08:22It's the magician.
08:23Boy, does he look happy to see us.
08:29How'd you find us?
08:30With your telepathic powers?
08:32No.
08:33My wand has GPS.
08:36Ooh.
08:38Here's your pathetic pain.
08:41Now give me back my wand.
08:43You've had your fun.
08:44That's the problem, Howdoja.
08:46Your wand is stuck in my friend here, and we can't shake it out.
08:51Oh, I'll get it out.
08:53Even if I have to tear him apart.
08:56I'm coming to save you, Wanda.
08:59I had a feeling this guy was nuts.
09:04I'll cut you like a death of stars.
09:09Hey, don't hurt my friend.
09:11Sandy, what are you doing?
09:13You're my magic wand, SpongeBob.
09:15Oh.
09:18Wait.
09:21He's sleeping.
09:23That's having magic sticks.
09:25See magic, Dracula.
09:29Hmm.
09:32Ha!
09:33Whoa!
09:35Whoa!
09:35Oh, no!
09:45Ooh!
09:47Hey!
09:48I've always wanted earrings.
09:51Uh, well...
09:53Fly, my Clammy! Fly!
09:56This is a stretch of the imagination,
09:59but I'm a believer.
10:00Yes!
10:04Thank you, Sandy.
10:05I gotta take care of a couple of things.
10:16I just figured out how to get the magic wand out of you, SpongeBob!
10:19Science!
10:23Fizz Bomb Soda, burp explosion!
10:25He-he-he-he-he-he-he!
10:27Yeah!
10:28The agitation of the soda releases carbon dioxide,
10:31which will force the wand out of your butt.
10:49Ooh!
10:50That'll teach me not to put stuff in my pores.
10:53All right, how do ya?
10:54I'll turn you back, but only if you play nice.
11:01I've never believed in science
11:03until I saw that soda and balloon trick.
11:07How's Sandy do that?
11:10Aw, that's nothing.
11:11I learned that trick in eighth grade science class.
11:14Can you tell me more about this science?
11:18Come on into my lab.
11:19I'll show you some experiments that'll make your goatee spin!
11:23Here you go, SpongeBob!
11:25Who needs magic when you have science?
11:29Ooh!
11:30Ooh!
11:31Ooh!
11:33Ooh!
11:34Ooh!
11:34Ooh!
11:34Ooh!
11:34Ooh!
11:34Ooh!
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