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00:04Slay-cation!
00:18Good morning, queens.
00:21Are you ready to slay?
00:24Ladies!
00:28Let's give God the glory, glory, because I, Alyssa Edwards, am your cruise director.
00:34Now get up!
00:36Tessa!
00:36Tessa Marie!
00:38Tessa!
00:39Tessa!
00:40Tessa Marie!
00:42Alyssa Edwards comes in like she's the fucking drag drill sergeant.
00:47Get up!
00:48Make your bed!
00:49And get downstairs!
00:50Up in the morning with the rise and the shine!
00:53Up in the morning with the rise and the shine!
00:54Girl, what is this?
00:56I haven't seen her cook the whole week, but she'll wake up each other, she will pick up
00:59a band.
01:00Rise and shine!
01:02Fierce, uh, hold the hell up!
01:05What the hell are you doing in my band, Fierce?
01:07Get your ass up now!
01:10This is a lot.
01:12Get up.
01:12I'm gonna need like ten more minutes.
01:19Wake it up!
01:20Wake it up!
01:20There's legs!
01:21Wake it up!
01:22Wake it up!
01:22Rise and shine!
01:23Wake it up!
01:26You're not skipping the call time today, Tessa!
01:29You better get your ass down here, Tessa!
01:31Oh, I will.
01:32Come on, Fierce!
01:33You was very fierce last night at one in the morning having a party breaking lamps and
01:36shit.
01:37So I'm gonna see how fierce you are today.
01:39My night got buck wild.
01:41The kitchen, the house has been turned up and turned upside down.
01:46Let's clean this shit up.
01:47All right.
01:48I don't know what these girls do when I go to bed, but they're leaving a fucking mess every
01:52single night.
01:52Whoever drank the glass should clean the glass.
01:56Don't talk about Fierce Luscious like that.
01:59It was me, Canada.
02:00I drank all this liquor.
02:02It was me.
02:03I was laying in my bed asleep.
02:06Okay.
02:06Yesterday was a good day, Fierce.
02:08It was a fun day.
02:09You're welcome, lady.
02:10But today, I am the new cruise director.
02:12So welcome to the S.S. Slaycation.
02:16Yes!
02:17Today I have a very exciting day.
02:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:20We just received a performance song, y'all.
02:22Oh.
02:23Let's have a listen.
02:25Okay.
02:26We're Snow Sisters.
02:28You go, sister, into the end of the night.
02:30Snow Sisters.
02:32We're Snow Sisters.
02:34Look at me, the glamour is here.
02:37Come on, Miss Soaky.
02:38Start this off.
02:39Work.
02:41I do start the track off right, if I may say so myself.
02:45Pretty good, though.
02:46Oh, ladies, that was good.
02:49Yes, nice.
02:50That was real nice.
02:51Alyssa Edwards, instructor to the gods when it comes to dance.
02:56Will you teach us the actual choreography for the performance?
03:00Listen, my dance company, Beyond Belief Dance Company,
03:04hasn't been on America's Got Talent twice.
03:06A Netflix series, top 10 studios of the South for no reason.
03:11I would love to maybe share some movement tips and tricks and ideas.
03:16I love that.
03:17And after a wild night, I think it makes sense for us
03:19to get our blood a-flowing and bodies a-moving.
03:23Let's go.
03:23Because we have to do this live.
03:25We have to do this live.
03:26Meaning there's going to be a live audience.
03:27Have you ever performed live for a live audience?
03:30I'm not reading.
03:31I'm just asking.
03:33I don't know.
03:33Why me?
03:34I'm asking everybody.
03:36Have you?
03:36I know she has.
03:37I've been to her show.
03:38She did her first show with me.
03:41And guess what that was?
03:43Global All-Stars.
03:44I've seen it live.
03:45Yes, I have.
03:46Okay.
03:46So everybody go upstairs, put on your active wear,
03:49and let's come down here to slay today.
03:52Now hit it.
03:54Oh my God.
03:57Turn up.
04:01Oh, y'all going to have to have better energy than that
04:03walking into this class.
04:04We're getting ready for this live performance.
04:07We've got to start getting the wheels of turning.
04:09So, ready?
04:10We're going to do 10 jumping jacks.
04:11Five, six, seven, one, two, three.
04:16So I thought I was on vacation.
04:17I didn't think I would wake up and be doing jumping jacks.
04:20Is this a dance class or preparation for the military?
04:23I'm already sweating, and it's not even 8 a.m.
04:32Good job, lady.
04:34Woo!
04:35Bitch, I'm a little tired,
04:37but I ain't going to let these hoes know.
04:39I know this is hard to believe.
04:40I was a very shy, introverted little kid,
04:43but I discovered dance.
04:44I went to my very first dance class at 8 years old,
04:47and dance gave me a whole world to believe in.
04:49I knew at 18 that I would do this for the rest of my life.
04:52Now, I'm excited for Miss Alyssa Deterna,
04:54because she is a fierce choreographer
04:56who owns her own dance companies.
04:58Now, some people are more comfortable,
04:59Nikki, in their heels.
05:00It allows to connect with the drag.
05:02Fierce, look at me right here.
05:04Right here.
05:05Oh.
05:06You know, I want to feel my shirt.
05:08I got my wig on.
05:09All right, ready?
05:10Follow along.
05:10Let's start with our feet together.
05:12We're going to put our right arm down,
05:13and you're going to look.
05:14More energy with that, Silky.
05:15I want you to push that on there, honey.
05:19Now, if you can do this, watch me.
05:20Take your right leg and just swing it around naturally.
05:23Don't overthink it.
05:24Your right leg, honey.
05:26Oh, the other way.
05:27Can you move over?
05:27Because you're in her spot.
05:29Okay?
05:30We relax and long neck.
05:32Yes, St. Giraffe.
05:34Surprisingly, everybody's doing well.
05:36I'm next to Fierce,
05:37and Fierce haven't knocked me over this bannister yet.
05:40Y'all bitches can move.
05:42Okay.
05:43We have a good influencer.
05:45Let me find out I'm about to be a manager of a girl group,
05:47babe.
05:47We've got to take this show on the road.
05:48I'm ready for Alyssa's choreography music video, Extraordinaire.
05:58Take your time.
06:00Work this music.
06:02Ready?
06:03Hold up.
06:04Here we go.
06:05Five, six, seven, go.
06:09Me, hold.
06:13Go.
06:15Go.
06:16Change, change.
06:17Get ready for the march.
06:18Energy.
06:21Sell it.
06:25Come on, ladies.
06:28Follow me now.
06:29Pick it up.
06:31Tessa, come on, Silky.
06:33Everybody come in tight.
06:39Hold.
06:40Don't move.
06:43I love it.
06:44Girls, give yourselves a hand.
06:46Woo!
06:48That was fun.
06:49We ate.
06:51We ate.
06:52We're moving on to our activity.
06:54Yeah.
06:55So, put on your warm clothes.
06:56I'm not telling you what we're doing.
06:57You'll find out on the bus.
06:59You've got five minutes.
07:00Let's go.
07:00Are we fatpacking again?
07:02Right.
07:02All right.
07:03Let's hit it.
07:09I just want to tell y'all we're going to do another competitive athletic adventure.
07:16Okay.
07:16It will be team oriented.
07:17Can we know what it is?
07:19Listen, I don't even know what it is.
07:21If you want to know, it's called curling.
07:23Curling.
07:26Ooh, I'm excited for curling.
07:28I've never tried curling before, but I am a Canadian.
07:30I know it's one of our sports.
07:32Come on, ladies.
07:32Let's all take your time.
07:33Get on ice.
07:34Hold hands.
07:34I'm from the south of France.
07:36Mediterranean sees what I know.
07:37The ice.
07:38Don't know.
07:39Don't care.
07:39Oh, okay.
07:40This is nice.
07:41I'm going to have to learn real quick because I need a sash.
07:44Don't start acting up.
07:45You're going to get a crack school.
07:46And a mobile.
07:47Now, fierce.
07:49I'm going to show you how fierce these hands are in a minute, honey.
07:52I got a world tour to get to.
07:54So, mama can't be breaking no bones.
07:56Oh, we got the professionals.
07:58Thank God.
07:59I'm John Epping, professional curler.
08:02Top 10 in the world right now.
08:03Oh, wow.
08:04You're the top in the world.
08:06Also, the first openly gay curler in Canada.
08:09Oh.
08:09I guess.
08:11Yes, yes, yes.
08:12My name is Greg Smith.
08:13I am not top 10 in the world.
08:16But you are gay.
08:17He walked so I could jog is what he did.
08:20Oh, we love that.
08:20We played against the national championship as the first two openly queer skips I played.
08:25And I was a former drag queen.
08:27My name was Dolores Clitoris.
08:30Oh.
08:31Are you related to this testicle over here?
08:34Period.
08:35Well, welcome Dolores.
08:38Work, honey.
08:39We're going to do a quick demo.
08:40You're going to reach down and grab the stone or the rock.
08:43Lift your hips up in the air.
08:44You're going to bring everything back.
08:46And then you're going to a nice low lunge.
08:49Oh.
08:52Clock that tee.
08:53She's from Canada.
08:54She should know how to do this.
08:56This is your national sport.
08:57I thought hockey was.
08:59Please curl.
09:00Oh.
09:01It's heavy.
09:02It's 42 pounds.
09:03Okay, okay, okay.
09:03Now push.
09:08I feel like I'm going to do this professionally.
09:09I'm gliding, amazing form.
09:12Fierce was fierce.
09:14Who knows?
09:15I might have a future in curling.
09:16I have never seen someone curling this and I can't waste.
09:20I decided to do the whole activity with my fur coat.
09:23Because you know a queen has to look fabulous.
09:25The Niki doll.
09:26I didn't think that I was as potty as I am.
09:29Okay, Miss Alyssa.
09:32Okay, Miss Alyssa.
09:35That's lit.
09:38Yes.
09:40Pose.
09:41Pose.
09:43I'm a queen.
09:45Two teams will take turns sliding stones across the ice.
09:49Oh.
09:50Aiming to land them closest to the target.
09:52The MVP curl queen will be decided by the winning team's professional curler.
10:00Oh.
10:01Oh.
10:02So y'all got the final decision.
10:04This is Beverly the RuPaul.
10:05The final decision will be mine.
10:08Good luck.
10:08You already done fucked it up.
10:11She ate.
10:12Everybody's going to pick a ball out of the bag.
10:15And that's going to determine which team you're going to play on today.
10:18Silky, we'll start with you.
10:19Come on, Silk.
10:20Come on, Big Silk.
10:21Come on, Big Silk.
10:21I want the good milk.
10:22I want the good milk.
10:23I want to be with you too, Greg.
10:26And I'm with Greg.
10:29I am Team John.
10:31It makes sense you're top ten in the world, and I'm the queen of the world.
10:34I'm Team Greg.
10:36Oh, good choice.
10:37Greg, you're my new dog mama.
10:39The sex responsibility is on you now.
10:41Here we go.
10:42I'm on Team Greg.
10:42Oh, bring it in.
10:43Bring it in.
10:44Bring it in.
10:45That makes us Team John.
10:46And a nice strategic team.
10:50Me, Nikki, and Zanna.
10:52However, we done left Alyssa over there with that hot mess express.
10:57When we win, Alyssa will be the only person without a sash.
11:00Because if not, you're going to be the only person without a sash.
11:03Yes, I can do that.
11:04You have to have a sash.
11:05Yes, y'all.
11:06I'm winning for Nikki today.
11:06As we speak, we have everybody in the house besides Alyssa Edwards and myself with at least one sash.
11:14Tessa is leading with three.
11:16We have Xena with two.
11:18Fierce Delicious with one.
11:20Silky with one.
11:21However I can, I will get the sash.
11:24Come on.
11:25Get me number four.
11:29Three.
11:30Tessa, sweet.
11:31Stop.
11:32Stop.
11:32Yes.
11:33Yes.
11:34Oh, my God.
11:37That's why I got three sashes that these other bitches don't.
11:40You got three sashes right now?
11:41Going on four.
11:42Boom, shaka, laka, laka, boom, shaka, laka.
11:44It's not over yet.
11:45It's not over.
11:46Baby.
11:46Not too much, Miss Thing.
11:48We not worry.
11:51Xiki, Xiki, Xiki.
11:53Hit it, hit it, hit it.
12:01We got you.
12:02Gotcha.
12:03You're not going to get a new sash.
12:05When you sweep, make sure that it's kind of like jerking off.
12:08Okay.
12:09Like most of it is in your right hand.
12:12Girl, when I'm sleeping, I'm going to straight up hit the rock.
12:16I'm plotting and I'm scheming and I have a little sabotage on my mind.
12:21We only have one day left here.
12:24I'm most likely not going to win three or more sashes to beat Tessa.
12:29So why not let the only other Canadian here take that crown?
12:34I don't know.
12:35You got it, your little son.
12:37Come on, Alyssa.
12:37We got this.
12:38Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
12:41let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
12:42Oh, she touched it.
12:44I hit it by accident.
12:44I'm sorry.
12:45She touched the eater.
12:46You cannot touch the rock with the broom.
12:49Sorry.
12:50You had one job.
12:51I slipped.
12:52Alyssa is gooped and gagged, but I play it off like a little traitor that I am.
12:56Don't worry, we got the next one.
12:57We got the next one.
12:57Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
12:58Oh, okay.
12:59Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit.
13:01What's the strategy?
13:03The strategy is you keep your eye on the rock and don't touch it, Miss Thing.
13:06I slipped.
13:07That's good.
13:08That plays.
13:09Fierce, don't touch this one.
13:11Three.
13:13Move.
13:14I'm trying.
13:16She touched it.
13:16Why'd you do that?
13:20Fierce, are you fucking kidding?
13:21Why'd you do that?
13:24Carly, I was going in.
13:26Can we go back to real game now?
13:28Do you know the people that can follow the rules?
13:30I don't know what's going on, but I'm not going to ask no question because I'm getting closer
13:34and closer to the sash.
13:37Fierce!
13:37Go!
13:38Watch out, watch out.
13:41Okay, sweep this one.
13:42Sweep this one.
13:43Go!
13:44That's fine.
13:45That's fine.
13:46Okay, Fierce, this is your redemption.
13:48Okay, I got you guys.
13:50Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
13:55Fuck!
13:58Tessa just threw her stick across the arena.
14:03I slipped!
14:05You're going to owe the Curly Club a new broom.
14:09Just damn.
14:10Bitch, I'm so close to whooping your ass.
14:13Oh, Lord, she's going to put her hands on me again.
14:16Here we go.
14:17I fell!
14:18The Edward dolls have been sabotaged.
14:20Sabotage.
14:25I am the biggest villain of Canada's drag race.
14:29You know what she's trying to do?
14:30She's trying to make me not win.
14:32Suzanna has a shot, so it goes to Canada.
14:34What do you mean?
14:35Yeah.
14:36I clocked your shit.
14:37It was an accident.
14:39I'm so sorry.
14:40Embarrassing.
14:42Baby, Fierce-alicious was not playing the game.
14:45Fierce-alicious was playing me.
14:47Sweep!
14:49Sweep!
14:49Come on, David.
14:50Oh, she got this.
14:51She got this.
14:51You're good.
14:52You're good.
14:52You're good.
14:53We got it, baby.
14:55Thanks, guys.
14:56First time I've ever lost to Greg Smith.
14:58We didn't lose.
14:59We were bamboozled.
15:01Team Sash!
15:03We won!
15:04Oh, my God.
15:06Congratulations, Team Greg.
15:08Thank you, Dolores.
15:09Oh, no problem, babe.
15:10No problem.
15:10And now you can present your team with their winning sashes.
15:13I won another sash.
15:14And the blue one to your MVP.
15:16I don't get the MVP.
15:17Girl, just take your sash.
15:19I'm the team captain, and I led us to V3.
15:21And I don't get MVP.
15:22Nikki, Dolores, you are the MVP of today.
15:25You were incredible.
15:27Thank you so much, my love.
15:28Nikki was crowned MVP, con-drag-ulations,
15:31but we know who the real MVP was.
15:34I am the curl queen.
15:36Yes, Nikki.
15:38Thank you, Dolores.
15:39She's on the floor.
15:40Yay!
15:45This truck cannot move one inch further
15:48without congratulating Miss Nikki the Nikki.
15:51She's the MVP.
15:52She got her sash.
15:54I am living.
15:56We almost could have got a sash today,
15:57but fierce was really fierce.
15:59I never would have thought
16:00that you were going to lose
16:02so another bitch would lose.
16:03Here's the thing.
16:04Between Tessa sabotaging me in the donut game.
16:06Halfway in, I realized
16:07if I was just going to boot all these other bitches,
16:09I was going to win.
16:10The villain of Germany.
16:11And her pushing me in the face.
16:14Tessa, stop touching me again.
16:15There is no way
16:17I'm going to let her become the sash queen.
16:18You pushed me in the face
16:19and now I just pushed your chance
16:20of getting a crown.
16:21I'm going to push a lot more.
16:23Karma's a bitch.
16:24You're damn lucky
16:25that you can still walk
16:27on both of those dangly-ass legs
16:29because I would have broke
16:30both of your legs, bitch.
16:32Tessa is losing her mind.
16:34This is war, bitch.
16:35Tessa, this is too much.
16:36Not to change the surgery or whatnot.
16:38Alyssa, what else we got planned for today?
16:40I think it's only appropriate
16:42that we're here for a couple more nights.
16:43We have a lovely night out on the town.
16:46Ooh.
16:47Are we going to have a great time
16:48in Kenmore, Rockies, Canada?
16:50I think so.
16:51I want this dinner to be beautiful and special.
16:53So I want everybody to come dressed to impress
16:55in your sparkles and shines.
16:58Tonight, I might just scrub up a little for Alyssa.
17:03Tana, do you want to talk for a moment?
17:04Yeah, let's talk.
17:05Let's chat.
17:05All right.
17:06I feel like there's been
17:07some unnecessary tension
17:10the entire time we've been here.
17:11I won one of the hardest challenges
17:12ever done by Drag Race.
17:13You won Snatch Game by default
17:14because everybody else was so bad.
17:16That's what happens.
17:16You win because everyone else loses, babe.
17:18You haven't upset me.
17:20It's been annoying.
17:20You seem upset.
17:21The last few days,
17:22the girls have been telling me
17:23to just sit down with Santa
17:24and just hash things out.
17:26I'm cheering for you to get to know her.
17:28Would you consider
17:29taking her to your side
17:31and really lay out all the cards?
17:33So I'm going to take this opportunity
17:35now to do that.
17:36The past few days,
17:37I've gone to know you better
17:39and I kind of just want to like
17:40squash this between us.
17:43Our beef.
17:44Our little feud.
17:45Yeah.
17:45We are very similar.
17:47I wouldn't say very similar.
17:49We're very stubborn girls.
17:50We like to fight.
17:52But maybe a little bit.
17:53Seeing you on Canada's Drag Race,
17:54like you were just very negative
17:56all the time.
17:57Mm-hmm.
17:58And mean.
17:58Your wardrobe malfunctioned,
18:00literally malfunctioned
18:00on that runway.
18:01You know what?
18:02No point in this fucking competition
18:04have I ever tried
18:05to make you feel low.
18:06And every single time
18:08I'm feeling good about myself,
18:10you try to bring me down.
18:12I guess I didn't come into this
18:14with an open mind
18:15and didn't allow you
18:17to, you know,
18:19show other sides to yourself
18:20before I judged you.
18:21Mm-hmm.
18:21She's really not that bad.
18:23And that is also why
18:25now I want you
18:27to become the sash queen.
18:29Who knows?
18:30Maybe we can blossom this
18:31into a beautiful friendship.
18:33I would rather keep
18:34the crown in Canada.
18:35I agree.
18:36Canada's Drag Race
18:37and the alumni that we have,
18:38it's a very small group
18:39and it's important for us
18:40to all foster amazing relationships
18:42with each other.
18:43We need to stick together.
18:46She didn't even know.
18:48All right, let's go
18:50and get dressed
18:51to the nominees.
18:55We're going to enjoy us
18:57a nice dinner
18:58on the Canmore Town.
19:01Category is
19:02Best Dressed to Impress.
19:05Oh!
19:07Baby, the other girls
19:09are going to come out here
19:10and all their glitter
19:11and rhinestones
19:12and I'm going to come out here
19:14like old school money.
19:16Rich on tea.
19:20Oh, designer expensive.
19:23I am serving you
19:25leather, vinyl, rhinestone.
19:28Right from France.
19:34Look at how dashing
19:36a debonair.
19:38For a little glitter
19:39on the titties
19:39and a little mesh number
19:41it'll always work.
19:42Tens across the board.
19:44Okay!
19:46This suit is glamorous.
19:48It's rhinestone to filth
19:49and tonight is the perfect night
19:51to pull it out of the closet.
19:53Look at this.
19:54She got the memo
19:55and the message.
19:58Last but certainly
19:59not least,
20:01it is delicious.
20:03The fierce-alicious!
20:06It's giving kind.
20:09The fits are fitting.
20:11And I know
20:11it's going to be
20:12a good time.
20:17I'm in damn
20:17Red Bottoms.
20:18Is this the...
20:19Oh my...
20:19The glamour
20:20ain't canned more.
20:23Baby, we walked
20:24into this restaurant
20:25like we had trust funds.
20:27Okay.
20:28All right, snow sisters.
20:29Well, welcome to Blake's.
20:30Ladies,
20:31before our main courses
20:32come...
20:32Yeah.
20:33I do want to open the table
20:35if there's anything
20:37you all would like to resolve.
20:41Tonight is the perfect night
20:43to clear the air
20:44and the energy in the room.
20:46Me and Santa
20:47did have a talk today
20:48and I think we're good now.
20:49Oh, yeah.
20:50But Tessa,
20:51I haven't got a chance
20:51to talk with you yet.
20:53I know we've kind of
20:54been butting heads
20:55a little bit
20:55the past few days
20:57and, you know,
20:58I do appreciate you
20:59apologizing to me
21:00the other day.
21:00I just needed, like,
21:01a bit of time
21:02for myself
21:03just to process
21:04my own emotions.
21:05I don't want to leave
21:06this vacation
21:07with resentment towards you
21:08because I do love you
21:09as a sister.
21:10Thank you for giving me grace
21:11because even on my best day,
21:13I'm still a work in progress.
21:15I admire a lot of parts
21:17about you.
21:18The way you just
21:19conquered the world
21:20with such fearlessness
21:21needs to be applauded,
21:23so thank you for that.
21:24You know,
21:25conflict and resolve
21:26is the ebb and flow
21:27of sisterhood,
21:28so I'm happy
21:29to close this chapter
21:30with fierce and vicious.
21:32Come here, baby.
21:32I love you.
21:33Aw, we love that.
21:35And now they can love
21:35each other as brothers.
21:36I love that.
21:38It's a little late
21:39for this shit
21:39because they've been ruining
21:42event after event.
21:44Fuck!
21:46After event.
21:47There's the door.
21:49Gooses.
21:49But you know what?
21:50We finally made it here.
21:52What better way to do it
21:53than over dinner and drinks?
21:55We're going to kick it
21:56into overdrive
21:57and play a good game
21:58of Never Have I Ever.
22:01Oh.
22:02Girl, I'm going to win again.
22:04I have done
22:05literally everything
22:06and everyone.
22:07All right.
22:09Never have I ever
22:10been caught having sex.
22:12Oh, yeah.
22:13His wife came home.
22:16I didn't know he was married.
22:18Never Have I Ever
22:19role-played in bed.
22:22I have a funny story.
22:23Okay, you know my, um,
22:25my underwater sea creature?
22:27She's serving bottom
22:29of the ocean!
22:32With my axe,
22:33I put it on once.
22:35Oh, freaky.
22:36It was crazy.
22:37Were you on top of him
22:38or he was on top of the monster?
22:39Did you do it for you
22:40or did you do it for him?
22:41For both of us.
22:42Work, bitch.
22:43Overall,
22:44a pleasant experience.
22:46Never Have I Ever
22:48Faked an Orgasm.
22:50I think we all did that, right?
22:51Oh, yeah.
22:52I got so bored.
22:53How can y'all fake an orgasm?
22:56Girl, how would you know
22:57if he said,
22:57babe, babe,
22:58I'm so sorry.
22:59I got it all on me.
23:00I need to clean up.
23:01You was everything.
23:02You would be like,
23:02okay, thank you very much.
23:04This got me questioning
23:05a few things, y'all.
23:06Okay, here we go.
23:07Ready?
23:07Never have I ever
23:09sent a dirty text
23:10to the wrong person.
23:12There was this time
23:13my homegirl
23:14knew I was going to my trades
23:15and I was supposed to text her
23:17when I'm leaving.
23:18Well, I text
23:20girl,
23:20he done sucked the soul out of me
23:22and realized
23:23that I sent it to him.
23:25Shit, I ain't done half the things
23:26that these ladies have done.
23:28Excuse me,
23:29can I have everyone's attention, please?
23:30For those of you
23:31that live under a rock,
23:32my name is Alyssa Edwards,
23:34also known as Justin Johnson.
23:36And I am a dance teacher
23:38and I would love for all of you
23:40to share a dance with us.
23:41One thing Miss Alyssa gonna do,
23:43she know how to get the people up.
23:45Come on, come on, come on.
23:46What is your name?
23:47Denise.
23:48Denise, very nice to meet you.
23:49I'm Justin.
23:50You're coming?
23:50I'm coming.
23:51All right.
23:52We about to dance,
23:53trying to have us a gay old time.
23:54We're gonna do a little bit
23:55of the electric slide so far.
23:56Look, come on, Denise.
23:57It's about to be a ball.
23:58Five, six, seven, eight.
24:01One, two, three, clap.
24:03One, two, three, clap.
24:04Baby, we are having
24:06the best time of our life.
24:16Cheers to you all!
24:19Next time on the season finale
24:21of Slaycation.
24:22Y'all thought I was gonna be
24:24a gentle cruise director?
24:25Think again.
24:26Dock sledding.
24:27No way!
24:29Yes!
24:31I'm scared.
24:32Hey!
24:34Hey!
24:35Hey!
24:35Hey!
24:36Hey!
24:38Hey!
24:38What if I break a hip
24:39before performing?
24:41I don't care to be the leader,
24:42so, Nikki, you love to be,
24:43so do that for you.
24:44Girl, I can't with this.
24:45You're looking like you're bothered.
24:47I'm just, I'm not gonna be seen.
24:48Your energy is up.
24:48But you are gonna be seen.
24:50You're on the station with me.
24:51I'm not sure what this performance
24:52is gonna be like tonight.
24:53Make some noise for the Queens
24:57I'll say nation seems to go!
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