00:00Yeah, thank you very much. It's important to say that I come from Austria, because I think
00:04I don't hear it anymore. I live now in Berlin and I live here very much. I feel like in
00:09Berlin
00:10I've seen my first time in my life my talents in Berlin. So I was driving in Berlin with a
00:15taxi
00:15and the taxi driver asked me where I came from. He said to me from Austria and then he said,
00:20ah, you speak really well German. Yeah, I'm very happy, because that's not anyone in Austria.
00:31I've been very well taken in Germany. I've also read it again,
00:35Österreich is the most famous neighbor of the Germans. That would I really like to give back.
00:42But it's hard. And I think it's not even at Germany itself. I think it's only at the same time,
00:48we have just Italian as a village. Deutsche Wiederschläge, Deutschen Dieter.
00:57Yeah, especially when I'm Italian, I understand it, when I speak about the art,
01:04how I speak, because they have a nice language, they do it. That's the thing is,
01:08my German friends make that by me also and I understand it a little bit less.
01:11So my German friend Anna, she said to me, ah Julia, your Schulabschluss is called Mortura.
01:17That's funny. And they said, yeah, like so everywhere in Europe except in Germany.
01:22They mainly make Morturaan-Sprachlich full Sinn. That's the Reifeprüfung,
01:25that's the word Maturity, that's the English, we all know. In Germany it's an Abi.
01:29So, your highest Schulabschluss is called Pruder on Turkish.
01:40And there can't tell anyone that this is the best option.
01:43But I have a lot of difficulties with German as a foreigner.
01:47I get so many österreichic words not out of my language.
01:50I'm just trying to buy a wine bottle, but I can't really do it.
01:54I always buy a wine bottle.
02:02And I learned that it's in Germany questions.
02:12But every Barkeeper has been happy about it.
02:15I buy a wine bottle.
02:16I buy a wine bottle.
02:18I buy a wine bottle.
02:18I buy a wine bottle.
02:19To Incest I always say,
02:21when all the Beteiligten are understood, why not?
02:25But my family is of course important.
02:27I understand myself very well with my mother.
02:29But my mother often has to traumatize myself often.
02:33I have to go for the story.
02:34I have to go for two years in Berlin.
02:35And like everyone who went to Berlin,
02:38had problems with the beginning of the time.
02:40And I was last year one month in Berlin,
02:42wohnungslos.
02:42Now comes not a cool story from the street.
02:44I only went back to my parents in the time.
02:46My parents live in so einem Vorort in Österreich.
02:49He has so 200 Seelen,
02:51but 1000 Einwohner.
02:59And I don't like that because I merke,
03:01that makes something with my personality.
03:02Before I go to my parents,
03:04I'm Julia Brandner.
03:05Sobald ich bei meinen Eltern ankomme,
03:07bin ich die Brandner Julia.
03:09Ich weiß nicht, ob das so ein Österreich-Ding ist,
03:11aber in Österreich am Land sagen die Leute aus irgendeinem Grund
03:13den Nachnamen vor dem Vornamen.
03:15Also jetzt nicht ein Grund,
03:16dass der Vorname Vorname heißt,
03:17weil er vor dem Nachnamen steht.
03:19Die Eselsbrücke steht im Wort drin.
03:21Das checken die Leute bei meinen Eltern nicht.
03:23Bei meinen Eltern hören die Leute auch nicht Michael Jackson,
03:25die hören den Jackson Michael.
03:29Jedenfalls bin ich dahin wieder zurückgezogen
03:31und ich habe mein ganzes Zeug wieder aus Berlin mitgenommen,
03:34unter anderem meinen Vibrator,
03:35weil ich habe mir gedacht,
03:36wenn mich das Leben schon fickt,
03:37dann will ich auch kommen.
03:46Und was ich bei meinen Eltern jetzt habe,
03:48sind Einhorn-Bettwäsche und ein Plüsch-Taddy.
03:51Was ich bei meinen Eltern nicht habe,
03:52ist Nachttisch.
03:53Also wenn ich meinen Vibrator gerade nicht benutzt habe,
03:55habe ich den einfach wieder unter das Bett gelegt.
03:57Und irgendwann hat sich meine Mutter gedacht,
03:59sie geht jetzt Staubsaugen bei mir
04:00und hat natürlich meinen Vibrator gefunden.
04:03Jetzt könnte man das Ganze unter den Teppich kehren
04:04und nie wieder darüber reden.
04:06Neben meiner Mutter.
04:07Meine Mutter ist Psychotherapeutin,
04:09wir sprechen darüber.
04:12Meine Mutter macht Patientenakquise
04:13am liebsten innerhalb der Familie.
04:16Und meine Mutter nimmt mich so zur Seite
04:18und sagt zu mir so,
04:19Schatzi, ich habe da was gefunden.
04:21Das muss doch gar nicht peinlich sein.
04:23Ich hörte das auch in meiner Jugend.
04:24Bei uns hat es halt noch ausgeschaut
04:25wie ein Stabmixer.
04:34Da hat immer noch so,
04:35Mama, ich hoffe, du hast die beiden nie verwechselt.
04:40Und mit dieser Info gehe ich wieder in mein Zimmer
04:42und sehe meinen Plüsch-Teddy
04:44auf meinem Kopfpolster sitzen.
04:46Im Arm
04:48hält er meinen Vibrator
04:51und meine Mama hat die beiden zugedeckt.
04:54Ich bin jetzt in Therapie.
04:56Dankeschön.
05:00Julia Brantner.
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