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00:00Our first cherry tomato.
00:02From my garden?
00:02Yeah.
00:03Is that the plant out the front?
00:04At the front, yeah.
00:05Ace has been pissing all over that.
00:07No.
00:09Dad, get me some water.
00:12Every evening in Australia...
00:13One of your favourite shows, Leigh.
00:15TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:18What?
00:18Red flag!
00:20But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:22Boring.
00:23Next.
00:23Oh, it's horrible.
00:25I'm liking it.
00:26Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:30Oh, no!
00:31This is just turning from bad to worse.
00:33Oh, I thought it was quite good.
00:34I need to drink my drink and my beer.
00:36Because I'm watching crack, Keith.
00:38I need alcohol.
00:39This week, we got nostalgic about the return of a fake hospital.
00:43What?
00:44It's scrubs!
00:45Oh, my God, I love this.
00:47I'm so happy it's back.
00:48We're confronted by the goings-on of a real hospital.
00:51The hospital in the deep end.
00:53Ruby Rose?
00:55What the heck?
00:55This is like I'm a celebrity.
00:57Hospital edition.
00:58I'm a celebrity.
00:59Get me in there.
00:59And checked out a new drama series with a shootout that takes place in a hospital.
01:04There we go!
01:05Oh!
01:06He's in the hospital.
01:07He'll get care straight away.
01:09Ha ha ha!
01:16I'm at that age now whereby I visit the barber.
01:20Why?
01:21And they spend more time taking hair from my nose and my ears than my actual head.
01:27Ha ha ha!
01:29This week, we tuned in for the latest instalment of...
01:33Survivor!
01:33Oh!
01:35It's a good season, isn't it?
01:37Where are we at with Survivor?
01:39What are we up to?
01:39Had a tribe swap, dude, so it's starting to get interesting.
01:42Yep.
01:43This deep into the series, the remaining contestants are a mixture of strength, emotional intelligence,
01:48and social cunning.
01:52And then there's this guy, Tez.
01:55I've been at the bottom for a while now.
01:57What the hell is he?
01:58He's not going to do a shooey, is he?
01:59At this new bounty tribe.
02:00He's raced in precious water!
02:02I know!
02:02Just put it in the ocean, bro!
02:04That is so dumb.
02:05Ease up.
02:06Let's not focus on that.
02:07I do my best work when I'm at the bottom.
02:10I agree with you.
02:11My strategy so far has been to underplay myself a lot.
02:17Look at all the bites on his leg.
02:18The mosquitoes love Tez.
02:20But unfortunately, the humans don't.
02:22And after a catastrophic series of blunders, the top of the list being the time he blurted
02:27out everybody's secret plans in public...
02:29I'll be honest with you, Kayla.
02:31I got told to vote you.
02:34Oh, my God!
02:35Read the room, man.
02:36Tez now finds himself in an alliance of one.
02:40I don't really have a murder.
02:43Like, I don't have...
02:44Oh, Tez, babe, I think you're going to be out at the next tribal council.
02:46He's already called the Uber.
02:49Girl, I'm not even in any communications.
02:51If it was me, I wouldn't vote for Tez.
02:53I just feel like he's not a threat at all.
02:55What's the benefit to getting me out?
02:57He's not a threat, but he's that annoying to the point where they're like,
03:01just let him go home.
03:03I think that's why you'd get voted out real early.
03:05We just can't spend another week with him.
03:07No, no.
03:07I don't know.
03:08I'm an asset.
03:09I'll cook.
03:09I'll clean.
03:10I'll mentor people.
03:11They're literally eating beans and rot.
03:13Mentor people.
03:13I'll mentor people.
03:14Could he just say I'll mentor people?
03:17Over at the other tribe...
03:18It's the barren camp.
03:20...three of the barren women, Lottie, Aisha and Blanche,
03:23are scheming in the water.
03:25Best spot for the blindside.
03:26Bloody hell, could have Blanche to bring her floaties with me?
03:29Just about to say.
03:31Was it a floatation device?
03:32Oh, you're getting distracted.
03:34Don't you want to know what they're scheming about?
03:36No.
03:38Oh, challenge!
03:40Here we go.
03:41In pairs, you'll hold a bar over your head.
03:44Attempting to hold a ball.
03:46Drop the bar too low.
03:48The ball drops.
03:49So we're waiting for their balls to drop.
03:51Correct.
03:52This is called the puberty joint.
03:54Yeah.
03:55Lift it up, Blanche.
03:56Tez is going to have trouble.
03:58What are we talking about, guys?
03:59I don't really get it.
04:00Tez is actually hoping that his balls will drop.
04:03Tez, you feel like you need individual immunity today?
04:05I don't know.
04:06I've been waiting for a while, Dave.
04:08Maybe.
04:09I'm really struggling here, Dave.
04:10Uh, Blanche is doing the challenge too.
04:12That's a lot of extra weight for her to be holding up.
04:17Blanche's about to knock herself out.
04:19Everyone's going to drop very quickly, guys.
04:21Dave, my ball's dropping!
04:24It's okay, you guys.
04:25Yeah.
04:26G'day, Dave.
04:26Looks like I've lost another round.
04:28Last pair standing.
04:30Unlike in high school, the big tough guy's balls are the last to drop.
04:34And Richard and Brooklyn are out of this challenge.
04:37Simon and Fee win!
04:39Leaving Tez in big trouble at the tribal council.
04:44Tez.
04:44I'm Tez.
04:45Nice to meet ya.
04:47Tez is actually going to be the host now.
04:49Well...
04:50Tez is good!
04:52You know...
04:53Tez is gone!
04:54No, Tez still has one final hope in a surprise twist.
04:58Head to head in a fire making challenge.
05:01Yes!
05:02The fire challenge!
05:04Tez's whole tribe will be safe if his team mate can build a fire before Simon.
05:09Simon's going to win.
05:11He looks like Jad's dad on a barbecue!
05:16Ohhhh!
05:16Sorry team.
05:21It's like a comic book!
05:22Okay, well Tez is gone then.
05:23Shit, now Tez is cooked!
05:25No, Tez still has one more trick up his sleeve.
05:29Begging.
05:38He's gone.
05:41It's gone.
05:42He really got it.
05:44He really got it.
05:47He just...
06:00I love Survivor.
06:01Got to get back to my part-time job at Boost Juice.
06:04Got a shift on Thursday.
06:06Yeah, I want Berry Blast.
06:08Hey, Tegan, can we get a Berry Blast?
06:21On the Gold Coast, Nick and his partner are in the third trimester.
06:25My belly button has turned the other way.
06:27Look, it's come out.
06:28Look, little pregnant belly button.
06:30Dude.
06:31Yeah?
06:31You're folding over the front of your pants.
06:34We're pregnant, Milo.
06:35We're pregnant.
06:37Disney Plus recently premiered the reboot of a classic medical series.
06:41I'm no Superman.
06:43Oh, what? It's Scrub.
06:47Scrub.
06:47I love this show.
06:51I'm no Superman.
06:52Everyone always said I look like this guy.
06:57That is you, dude.
07:01Do I need stitches?
07:03How many years ago did this first come out?
07:05The first episode premiered in 2001.
07:08What?
07:09Wait, what's this show about?
07:10Oh, that's right.
07:11Some of you weren't born in 2001.
07:13Well, Adam and Simon are back this week.
07:15Take it away, boys.
07:16We followed a bunch of new doctors who had just got jobs.
07:21And there was hijinks galore.
07:23And nearly 20 years after the last hijinks, main character JD is back at his old stomping
07:29ground.
07:29Sacred Heart Hospital.
07:31Oh, my God.
07:32It's like literally the same building.
07:34So here I am.
07:36Prodigal Sun returns.
07:37I hope, you know, I leave a legacy at my work.
07:40Yeah, they were talking about you a whole other day.
07:41Trust me.
07:42I wonder if it's going to have the same cast.
07:44Yep.
07:44Carla is here.
07:45Oh, my God.
07:46Bambi.
07:47Oh, she's still there.
07:48She's a nurse still.
07:49She has not aged a day.
07:52And JD's best buddy Turk.
07:55JD is here.
07:56Oh, my God.
07:57Turk.
07:57He hasn't aged either.
08:00Turk.
08:01JD.
08:02This is the original bromance.
08:05I hope they bring all the characters back.
08:08Holy crap.
08:09JD.
08:09She's back.
08:10She's still a doctor there too.
08:12She looked great too.
08:14I wonder if the mean doctor will be in here.
08:16And there he was.
08:18Oh, he's back.
08:20Dr. Cox.
08:21He was so hard on them.
08:22Oh, yeah.
08:22Chief of medicine.
08:24My mentor.
08:24He was hard on him because he loved him.
08:27At least he couldn't call me newbie anymore.
08:29What can I do for you there, oldie?
08:31Damn it.
08:32He hasn't changed.
08:33I know.
08:34I love him.
08:35But one thing that has changed are the junior doctors.
08:38Apparently they are all fragile little Christmas ornaments.
08:41These are all the interns.
08:43We're doing the show again.
08:44And Dr. Cox is having trouble connecting with the new generation.
08:48Like Samantha, who's doing stuff like this.
08:51Oh.
08:52Oh, that shouldn't have happened.
08:53That should not have happened.
08:54That should not have happened.
08:56There's also Dr. Green, who has the shakes.
08:59Oh, we'll be getting off the table.
09:01And then there's handsome Blake, who's struggling with bedside manner.
09:05Excuse me, doctor.
09:06My wife's outside in the car throwing up.
09:09You just take a quick look at her.
09:11You can't order healthcare from your car.
09:13Okay?
09:14Sorry.
09:14He's a happy fellow, isn't he?
09:16He didn't have to be so harsh.
09:18Yeah, he doesn't have the compassion.
09:19Even JD's best bro Turk is struggling.
09:22Come on, man.
09:23What is up?
09:24I'm burnt out.
09:26Okay?
09:27Such a heavy job.
09:29There's no joy.
09:31None.
09:3120 years of doing the same thing, you just get so much scar tissue.
09:34You see it in teaching as well.
09:37It just grinds you and grinds you down.
09:39Why haven't you told me this?
09:40I could have been there for you.
09:41I don't think you can relate to what I'm going through anyway.
09:43Not me, though.
09:44You seem really upbeat.
09:46But Dr. Cox thinks JD might be the solution to all of Sacred Heart's problems.
09:51I want you to come back.
09:52Oh, he's giving him a job.
09:54At least give it some butt.
09:55He's gonna come back to the hospital and then him and Turk are gonna become friends again.
09:59I had no idea what to do about Dr. Cox's job offer, so I decided to sleep on it.
10:05What's his status?
10:06She's found unresponsive in her car.
10:07Heart attack.
10:10But she's gone.
10:11Oh, no.
10:12It's that man's wife.
10:13Why couldn't you have helped us?
10:14Oh, pretty boy.
10:15This is his wake-up call.
10:17It would have taken me one minute to just walk out there and check on her.
10:19Now she's dead because I didn't walk outside.
10:21Harsh reality.
10:22And like that, I knew what my decision was.
10:24You're staying.
10:25What are you still doing here?
10:27I thought you'd be long gone by now.
10:29I'll take the job.
10:29He's back for his second innings.
10:31Perry, working alongside you will be one of the great honors of my life.
10:35I should have been clear.
10:36What?
10:37You're not going to be working with me.
10:39You're going to be me.
10:41Oh, there's quitting.
10:44You're the new chief of medicine.
10:45What?
10:47What?
10:47This guy was too expensive because I'll do an episode and I'm out.
10:50Leave me alone.
10:51I'm gonna be in Jamaica.
10:53Perry, I really don't think I...
10:54Those interns need somebody to do for them what I did for you.
11:00Okay?
11:02Oh, I'm gonna cry.
11:04Are you serious?
11:05I think I'm very hormonal at the moment.
11:07I don't know what's going on.
11:08You're not pregnant.
11:10I feel like I'm pregnant.
11:11But one thing's for sure.
11:14I can't do this all on my own.
11:21Really, dude?
11:22Come on, man.
11:23Just watch this show.
11:24I'm no Superman.
11:26Oh, my God.
11:26I love this.
11:27I'm so happy it's back.
11:29Oh, I love this show.
11:30Maybe I should have been a doctor.
11:32Absolutely not.
11:33That's the worst idea.
11:34Just get that out of your head and never think about it again.
11:47You know, I'm having to go at you because you forget things.
11:49And the other day, you give me the bloody toilet roll to put in the bin.
11:52Where do I put it?
11:53In the bloody washing machine.
11:54Oh, you're a dickhead.
11:55So when you wash the clothes.
11:57Maybe you're taking it out.
11:58Monday night on 9.
11:59We tuned in to another episode of Married at First.
12:03Oh, Bailey.
12:04Do not be rude.
12:05Do not be rude.
12:06We've crossed the halfway mark of the experiment.
12:09Ooh.
12:11Let's see what the scum of society is going to bring to us today.
12:14I reckon it's going to be drama.
12:15No.
12:15Well, actually, Rachel and Stephen have some exciting news.
12:19What?
12:21They bought a fish.
12:22No, they're actually happy.
12:24What?
12:24What?
12:25Maffs actually has a happy couple.
12:27What?
12:27What?
12:28What?
12:29So mine and Stephen's relationship is really good.
12:33Aww.
12:34Aww.
12:34She is glowing.
12:38Oh, and he's giggling too.
12:39God, he's smiling for the first time.
12:41Are they a new couple?
12:42No, we just haven't seen them because they're not drama.
12:44Correct.
12:44We haven't had sex.
12:46Oh.
12:46Okay.
12:47But we've started fooling about.
12:49Ooh.
12:50What'd they do?
12:51Lots of foreplay.
12:52Woohoo!
12:54They're smitten.
12:55Something's wrong.
12:56I don't like nice couples on Maffs.
12:57Don't worry.
12:58The others are still here.
12:59And they're on their way to this year's couples retreat.
13:02Oh!
13:03Yes!
13:04This is the annual shit show.
13:06Yep.
13:06And they're going to...
13:08The picturesque town of Kiama.
13:10Kiama?
13:11Why send such horrible people such a nice place?
13:14Seriously, I reckon the trees around them begin to die while they're there.
13:18Yeah, probably.
13:19But first, Rachel wants to share her news with the group.
13:22Okay.
13:23What are we going to discuss?
13:24Last night, as our intimacy levels increased...
13:28Woo!
13:29Woo!
13:30Good for them!
13:31While we have not banged yet...
13:33Oh!
13:34Sorry?
13:35Why are you announcing this to the group?
13:37Is that not weird?
13:38I didn't tell anybody when we were going out together what we did.
13:41No, because it's none of anyone's business.
13:42I'm putting that in the paper.
13:44Shut up, idiot.
13:45Well, Beck's a big fan of Rachel and Stephen's news.
13:48It's all very nice.
13:49It's a fun night tonight.
13:50Oh!
13:51This is nice!
13:53Don't worry, it won't last.
13:54Correct.
13:54I'm just telling her that you finger...
13:57Oh!
13:58Huh?
13:58What did she say?
13:59I'm just so excited, you finger...
14:01Do not be rude.
14:02It's just, yeah, it's just a vulgar thing to say.
14:05Yeah, seriously.
14:06What are we, 15?
14:07Nah, she's 35, and she's not done yet.
14:09She's not going to announce that they've done something, is she?
14:11It's the first night of retreat.
14:12She's not.
14:14And we've had...
14:15Uh-oh.
14:15No, no, no, no, no.
14:16Don't say it.
14:17I love you.
14:18Oh, okay.
14:20And we've had finger bangs.
14:21Oh!
14:23My God!
14:24She did say it!
14:25Whoa!
14:28We're not saying finger bang on national television, are we?
14:31Apparently we are.
14:33What is this?
14:34This is insanity.
14:36Oh, it was meant to be a bit of fun.
14:37Well, it's not funny.
14:38Look, I didn't mean to say finger...
14:40I should have gone with...
14:41A finger sanger.
14:42A finger sanger.
14:44I shared with you guys openly that we took intimacy to a new level.
14:48In a very nice way, with no details.
14:50And you just made a joke of it.
14:52Correct.
14:53No, I didn't make a joke of it.
14:54Yeah, you did.
14:55You did.
14:56You did.
14:56You did.
14:57You said the word finger...
14:58In front of everyone.
15:00Back, so they made a joke.
15:01It's not a joke, darling.
15:03It was a joke, darling.
15:04We're here celebrating you.
15:06No, you're not.
15:07Mate, I'm doing good stuff.
15:09She needs to calm down.
15:11She's so ungrateful.
15:12I'm trying to celebrate her.
15:13Look, he blasts her with her fingers.
15:16Bang, bang, bang, bang.
15:17That's a good thing.
15:19I'm going to get a t-shirt with finger bang across it.
15:21I'm going to wear it everywhere.
15:22Whoa!
15:23What?
15:24That's disgusting.
15:25You don't get to say that.
15:26Especially as an account manager.
15:32Well, this account manager's just getting started.
15:35Oh, my God.
15:35What's going on?
15:36Merch coming.
15:37Merch coming!
15:38I'm going to get caps and t-shirts.
15:40Oh, my God.
15:40What is wrong with this woman?
15:42Well, maybe she'll stop talking about it at the girls' night.
15:45No, I don't think so.
15:46We're still going to be talking about finger bang.
15:48Yep.
15:51Tell me how you feel, like, towards me about finger bang.
15:55I never would have said finger sanger.
15:57It was a joke.
15:58No, it wasn't.
15:59No, you kept on saying it.
16:00Let's call bullshit.
16:02Oh.
16:03Mention the merch.
16:04Why are you going around saying you want to get finger sanger?
16:07Merch.
16:07Bang.
16:08Finger bang.
16:09Oh, sorry.
16:10It's disgusting.
16:11Stop talking about it.
16:13Wait.
16:13Stop talking about it?
16:14Should we stop talking about it?
16:15Yeah.
16:16Let's all stop talking about it.
16:17Yes.
16:22Oh, my God.
16:23That was another whirlwind of an episode.
16:27Actually, what is finger banging?
16:43How's that tooth going, baby?
16:45Oh, my God.
16:45It's so close.
16:47Just push it.
16:47Push it with your tongue.
16:48You get 10 bucks from Jed now.
16:50I'll give you 50 bucks.
16:51Sometimes in life you've got to do what it takes for money.
16:53He's actually got more cash in his wallet than I do.
16:55No way.
16:56I swear.
16:57I'll borrow money from him now.
16:58This week on Apple TV, we watched...
17:01Animals!
17:02But not just any animals.
17:03Baby animals.
17:04Aww.
17:05Baby animals are so cute.
17:07Okay, let's get all the oohs and ahhs out of the way.
17:09Oh, my God.
17:10Aww.
17:11Aww.
17:12Aww.
17:14Aww.
17:14No, that'll do.
17:16Born to be wild.
17:17A bit of Bruce Springsteen.
17:18Uh, no.
17:19Born to be wild.
17:21No.
17:22This docu-series follows endangered baby animals being looked after by human foster parents.
17:27In Zambia, Southern Africa, there's a very special nursery.
17:31Oh, it's an elephant nursery!
17:34I love baby elephants.
17:35Why?
17:36All they do is eat, sleep and shit.
17:38And the newest arrival at the orphanage is Baby Wham.
17:41Wham now relies on his keeper, Aaron Gumlow, feeding him every three hours.
17:47Wow.
17:48Every three hours?!
17:49When does a normal baby feed?
17:50Hopefully not every three hours.
17:52Dude, you're in the third trimester, you should know this stuff.
17:55As well as feeding, Wham also needs to learn some other vital life skills.
17:59First up, how to use your trunk.
18:02Aww, trunk control.
18:03How long it takes to learn to use your trunk?
18:05A little while.
18:05You've got pretty good use of it now.
18:07She's got a few scratch and dents.
18:08It can take up to a year to master their trunk.
18:12He's trying.
18:13Oh!
18:14Get it, Whammy!
18:14He's just learning to hold his bottle.
18:17Oh!
18:18Oh, he dropped it.
18:19His trunk is too small.
18:20I still have trouble.
18:22Meanwhile, Wham is having more than one problem fitting in with the other orphaned elephants.
18:26They're not the most welcoming bunch.
18:28They're just being little bullies, aren't they?
18:30They're mean-girling him.
18:32Poor Wham.
18:32For now, Wham's foster parent is his only companion.
18:36Oh, this is so sad.
18:38Sad when your only friend is the teacher.
18:40Even letting Wham suck his finger.
18:42Oh, he sucks his finger!
18:44That's seriously weird, mate.
18:45Needs to do something to make the others think that he's cool.
18:47Sucking the teacher's finger probably ain't it though.
18:50Well, the carer's choice of clothing for Wham might not help much either.
18:53Wham has his own pyjamas.
18:55He's got pyjamas.
18:57Guys, you're not doing him any favors.
18:59Come on!
18:59He looks like the guy who wits the bed at camp.
19:01And after a lonely start in the orphanage, Wham finally makes his first friend with-
19:06The leader, Olimba.
19:08Olimba.
19:08He looks like a leader.
19:09She's a heavy girl.
19:10That would be Kevin in our group because he's the biggest out of us three.
19:13She gives him his first hug in months.
19:17Oh my gosh, it's a trunk hug!
19:19Now Wham, don't be too clingy.
19:20She even lets him suckle her ear.
19:23Suckle her ear!
19:24Something's weird with elephants.
19:26Sucking fingers, licking ears.
19:28I see why Wham's getting bullied now.
19:30But with Olimba maturing, she's needing to leave the orphanage.
19:34Leaving Wham behind.
19:36Why?
19:37He just got comfortable.
19:38Well now he's gonna be sulking more.
19:40He's gonna be sucking on that finger a lot.
19:42No, Wham sticks with his traditional diet.
19:45And a year later-
19:46Time has come for Wham to leave the nursery.
19:50Dad!
19:50Not like that.
19:52He'll be heading here, Kafui National Park.
19:55Wow, look at that.
19:57Beautiful.
19:58He'll be the youngest and will need to make new friends.
20:01Oh, for God's sake, this poor elephant.
20:03All he has to do is keep going around making friends.
20:05Learn, Kevin.
20:06Take a note or two.
20:07But before being released into the wild,
20:09Wham's potential new herd has been gathering into the pen
20:12to see if he'll be accepted.
20:14It's like all the young ones are coming.
20:15Hey, we've got someone new.
20:16Oh, look.
20:17Hello.
20:18Hello.
20:19He approaches one of the younger females.
20:22Who's going in?
20:22Just play it cool, man.
20:24Slow and steady, my friend.
20:28It's not the warmest of welcomes.
20:30She's like, distance.
20:31Thought she was gonna lift her leg and piss on him.
20:32Not quite.
20:33Luckily, Wham's found himself a wingman.
20:36It's always good to have a friend.
20:37Yeah, let's go check out all the hot chicks.
20:40Alright, cuz, you go that one, I go this one.
20:42Let's see who can get the number.
20:43Together, they start to mingle.
20:45That's all you need when you go to a party,
20:47just a friend to come in with you.
20:49Plus one.
20:49But when Aaron, his keeper,
20:51feels that Wham has been accepted into his new herd...
20:54The gates are open.
20:56Set them free.
20:58They're off back into the wild now all together.
20:59Wham takes his first steps back to the wild.
21:04Poor Aaron.
21:04Aaron's probably heartbroken too.
21:06Well, I suppose it'd be like a child leaving home, wouldn't it?
21:09The moment has come to say goodbye.
21:13Oh, he's crying.
21:15Oh, I would not be able to let go if I was Aaron.
21:17I'm not coping right now.
21:18I didn't even race this thing.
21:19I know, I can't watch that.
21:20I'm gonna...
21:20I'm gonna cry.
21:24Be free, be strong.
21:26That's lovely.
21:27So cute.
21:30Bro, get it together, man.
21:33I'm fine.
21:33Leave me alone, dude.
21:34Leave me alone.
21:39Since filming, Wham has been fully accepted into the herd.
21:43Thank goodness.
21:43Where are the tissues?
21:44There you go, bro.
21:45Keep loading up.
21:47Oh!
21:48Stop it.
21:49That got me right in here.
21:50See why I don't like to watch animal shows with you, Sarah?
21:52You end up just cuddling our kids for like three days.
22:05There's been a major development at the Del Pachitras.
22:08I got myself a biscuit.
22:14Wednesday on Foxtel, we watched...
22:16Selling houses Australia!
22:18Oh, I love this show.
22:19God, if only I owned a home to sell.
22:21Well, let's meet a couple that do.
22:23Elton and Belinda.
22:24Hi, Elton.
22:25Hi, Belinda.
22:25And they're trying to sell Elton's old bachelor pad
22:28in Brisbane's Carina Heights.
22:30That's not far from us.
22:31Just around the corner.
22:33Just ten kilometres from Brisbane CBD.
22:35Problem with it being so close to Brisbane
22:37is it's so close to Brisbane.
22:39Did the kitchen, laundry, barley hut out the back.
22:42Barley hut!
22:43Chicken coops.
22:44Chicken coop in a bar.
22:46What more do you need?
22:47Nothing.
22:47Definitely outgrown this place.
22:49It's time to move.
22:50That's what they said three years ago.
22:53Oh, no, it's been on the market for three years!
22:56But not even a nibble.
22:57Because nobody wants to buy a bachelor pad
23:00with a chicken coop and a barley hut.
23:02Here we go.
23:03Andrew, to the rescue.
23:05Oh!
23:06What?
23:08Oh, you walked straight into a gym lounge room.
23:10Winning combination.
23:11That's a bachelor pad, my friend.
23:13I must congratulate you.
23:14You've actually got built-ins in here.
23:15Yeah, we do.
23:16You also installed those.
23:17You installed those?
23:19Yeah.
23:19Cork, so you can stick the...
23:20Stick photos.
23:21That was a choice.
23:22So it's meant to look ugly.
23:24Yeah, it's not ideal.
23:25Knock a couple of walls down, lick a paint, bit of carpet,
23:27take the bars off the window.
23:29Dude, they're in Brisbane.
23:30Probably reinforce the bars on the window.
23:32Show us the backyard.
23:33Oh!
23:34So many things.
23:35They've got something for everyone here.
23:37Tiki bar.
23:38Well, you ripped that down.
23:39The cubby house.
23:40Lose that straight away.
23:42Another outdoor and standing area with two seats.
23:44Kind of like a 19-year-old that's done up his car.
23:46He's just kind of put random things on it.
23:48Spoiler and a little muffler here and then extra wheels.
23:51This is still a bachelor's pad.
23:53Yeah.
23:54It's a shithole.
23:55Okay, let's get this house sold.
23:57There's going to have to be a certain amount of investment to get it market ready.
24:00How much?
24:01How much are you going to spend?
24:02Man, you're going to need seven, eight hundred grand to do this thing up.
24:05I think around $50,000.
24:07What?
24:08A joke.
24:09$50,000 is all they've got.
24:11Do you think that could work?
24:12It's a little tight.
24:13It's always tight.
24:14What can they do with $50,000?
24:15Knock it down.
24:16A lot of the work here is in clearing out the chaos.
24:19Mate, the bins are costing $3,000.
24:21A couple of grand and I've got some beautiful turf for the kids to play on.
24:25A couple of grand?
24:26No way.
24:28An MCG's worth of turf.
24:29And a new fence mat.
24:31That's 10 grand.
24:32Well, maybe it's costing less inside.
24:34We need a fresh modern kitchen.
24:36Oh, they're pulling apart the whole kitchen.
24:38They can afford to do that.
24:39Even with a few new appliances, I'm still well within budget.
24:43What are you talking about?
24:44How is all that $50,000?
24:46Simply replace the cabinetry with a low cost option.
24:49What low cost option?
24:51What's a low cost option?
24:52I'm really interested to see how it'll turn out.
24:54Yeah, same.
24:55Here it is.
24:57What's that wooden thing?
24:58That's new.
24:59That little pointless thing.
25:01I love a pointless structure.
25:02I thought that was a clothesline.
25:04No point to it whatsoever.
25:06Aesthetically, it just works.
25:08No, it doesn't.
25:09I hate it.
25:10What a waste of money.
25:11Well, wait till you see what's inside.
25:13Here we go.
25:14Show it.
25:14Instead of a living room stroke gym, we now have a proper entrance.
25:19Aww.
25:20New floors.
25:21You're kidding.
25:22You're joking.
25:23So how much room was left?
25:24Because obviously this was the living area.
25:26Oh, it's turned into a bedroom.
25:27Much better.
25:29If this is 50 grand, my God, I'm going to renovate every week.
25:31Let's go outside.
25:32Look at it.
25:33What, what?
25:34There's something about having real grass that you can mow.
25:38Well, that you can smell.
25:39That your dog can shit on.
25:42Absolutely beautiful.
25:42That 50 grand went a really long way.
25:46But you know what this is?
25:47This is a polished turd.
25:49Oh, I know.
25:50Do you reckon they're still going to sell it or do you reckon they'll keep it?
25:52That's another show, Darls.
25:54Oh, look at that.
25:55Sold!
25:56Seems they have.
25:57Oh.
25:57He's only bought four beers over.
25:59Andrew!
25:59No champagne.
26:00No wine.
26:01Bigger slab.
26:02You only have a budget of 50k.
26:03You don't deserve bubbles.
26:05Dare I ask what the final selling figure was?
26:07How much?
26:07If he sells this for a million dollars, I'll cry.
26:10One, two, eight.
26:11What?
26:13Holy shit!
26:14The ATO are licking their lips, buddy.
26:16Two new beginnings.
26:17Yeah.
26:17Oh, and he's having one as well.
26:19So there's one lip.
26:19They've got one over they can share.
26:23Oh my God.
26:2450 grand.
26:25My ass.
26:26This is not reality TV.
26:27No.
26:27This is fantasy TV.
26:29You would just laugh if someone brought you over four beers.
26:31Obviously.
26:32On your bike.
26:33You would have said, and you're drinking what?
26:35Yeah, what are you having, mate?
26:38Four beers.
26:39Jesus Christ.
26:53So we've moved houses, me and my family.
26:55Oh, yeah.
26:56And I now have my own bathroom.
26:58Which means I'll never accidentally use someone else's toothbrush in the dark ever again.
27:03Because that was happening way too often.
27:05Don't admit that to anyone else.
27:06That's like you've hooked up with your siblings.
27:07Oh!
27:09I hope it wasn't Zach's.
27:11It was Zach's.
27:12On Disney Plus, there's a new travel show with a host you'll probably recognise.
27:18For most of my life, I felt really confident.
27:21Will Smith?
27:23Will Smith?
27:24Will Smith?
27:24Oh, it's Will Smith.
27:25He's not going to f*** anyone, is he?
27:28With the Oscars round the corner, Will Smith is going to great lengths, from the North
27:33to the South Pole, to try and convince us that he's so much more than the guy who...
27:38Psh!
27:39Psh!
27:39Slapped the shit out of Chris Rock.
27:41This is coming at a really interesting time in my life.
27:46I hope this isn't going to be like a sob story for him.
27:48I can almost guarantee you, my friend, it will be.
27:53Pole to pole with Will Smith.
27:55Hmm.
27:56I'd like to go pole to pole with Will Smith.
27:59For the next leg on my pole to pole journey, I've landed in Bhutan.
28:05Bhutan!
28:05This is a very popular new destination.
28:07Have you been there, Kate?
28:08No, I haven't.
28:09Most Bhutanese people have never heard of the Fresh Prince, Men in Black or anything Will
28:14Smith has ever done.
28:16Coincidentally, Bhutan is often considered the happiest nation on Earth.
28:21It's like from a different era.
28:23I've landed to join a scientific expedition in search of the secret to happiness.
28:29So he's trying to find happiness.
28:30We have a lot of bad ideas about what makes us happy.
28:33What do you think makes you happy before seeing the shark community?
28:36Interesting.
28:37Happiness for me is being very wealthy.
28:40Being able to emotionally express yourself.
28:42Private jet.
28:43Professionally feeling fulfilled.
28:45Madhouse.
28:45Other human contact.
28:47And to feel safe and accepted.
28:48And all concrete.
28:50People often make the mistake of trying to find happiness by seeking...
28:54Pleasure.
28:55What is pleasure to me?
28:59Ew.
28:59I think he's going to go and touch himself up in the Himalayas.
29:02No, it's not that kind of show.
29:04Pleasure comes in many forms.
29:05Exactly.
29:06For example, you and I might derive pleasure from watching something like this happen.
29:11I need you to jump off that bridge.
29:13Oh, my God.
29:14I don't know if this makes you happy, jumping off a bridge.
29:17It'll make Chris Rock happy.
29:18Good point.
29:19You said we were doing pleasure.
29:21Is there a rope?
29:22Yes, there's a rope.
29:24And he will inevitably, like he's hoping his career will do, bounce back.
29:30Will, are you coming off anytime soon?
29:32I certainly hope so.
29:34Oh.
29:35By jumping off, your brain's going to release all these dolphins into your head.
29:40Dolphins?
29:40So, here's your heart.
29:42We have this quick high.
29:43Pleasure is not meant to last.
29:45Doesn't last.
29:46Especially with a man, it's a two-minute pleasure.
29:49Pleasure is momentary happiness.
29:51Next, we ask whether the secret for Will, to find some chill, is to climb this hill.
29:56I just gotta chill.
29:57Have a chill pill, Will.
29:59And it seems to be working.
30:00Because he's managed to walk past these rocks without slapping any of them.
30:05See, when people are happy, they go out.
30:08You don't see happy people sitting in a house, do you?
30:12Well, I'm happy and I sit in the house.
30:13You don't look very happy.
30:14I'm happy.
30:16I don't need to go on top of a mountain to be happy.
30:18What a whole lot of crap.
30:19Maybe these people know the secret to happiness.
30:22How come they wear that spike on their hats like that?
30:25To avoid the birds?
30:27Oh, yeah, maybe.
30:29Or this monk?
30:32He's showing him how he slapped Chris Rock.
30:35Remember this?
30:36Sometimes we can be very popular and sometimes not.
30:39I know about that, personally.
30:42Is he trying to get people to feel sorry for him?
30:44Yeah.
30:44You know, I was striving to be the biggest movie star in the world.
30:49And you still would be if you didn't slap someone.
30:53There is no other way to find happiness than within yourself.
30:57Yeah, you gotta let it go. Inner happiness.
30:59Yeah, he's gotta stop worrying the fact that everyone hates him.
31:02Within me where?
31:05In your cheeks.
31:06Your prostate.
31:09Are we feeling warmer towards Will?
31:12No. No.
31:14Yeah, neither.
31:15Nah, man. I want to, but I can't.
31:20I wish that he would stay in the Himalayas.
31:34In Melbourne, Anastasia's recently been to the theatre.
31:38I brought every single thing that was merchandise there.
31:40With Anastasia on it? Yeah.
31:42As if you can't buy stuff with your name on it.
31:44You show me where there's Anastasia in shops.
31:47They've never got ethnic names.
31:49They've never got Yorgos, George.
31:50They've never got Vula, Tula, Sula, Kula.
31:53Oh, forget it. And Faye.
31:54And they've got, I've seen Faye.
31:57This week on Paramount Plus, we watch the latest Yellowstone spin-off series.
32:03Marshalls, a Yellowstone story.
32:05Does anyone want to give me a two-second overview of what Yellowstone is?
32:08I don't know.
32:09So, basically, Yellowstone is a mob drama based on a family farm.
32:14But it's cowboys.
32:15Right.
32:16And this series follows Casey.
32:18Cowboy Casey.
32:19He's a cutie.
32:20That's right.
32:20Whose friend is trying to convince him to join the US Marshals.
32:24Yee-haw!
32:25No, they don't yee-haw here.
32:26No? No.
32:28Oh, look at that.
32:29A hot guy that know how to shoot guns.
32:32Yeah?
32:33Yep.
32:33Yeah.
32:34But he's not just here to shoot guns.
32:36I could sure use another door kicker.
32:38Casey doesn't want to get involved in any of that shit, though.
32:41Well, let's find out.
32:42All right.
32:43Down at the local saloon.
32:46My dream is to go to one of these pubs.
32:48As an Arab man.
32:50Yes.
32:50In America.
32:51Yes.
32:51You will get shot on sight.
32:53Shame me to come out with your team and you drag me to a place like this.
32:55Hey, guys, we got an E-Rab here.
32:58He's gonna definitely blow us up.
33:00There'll be extra eyes and ears if you need them.
33:02He's joining the Marshals.
33:03Let's talk to Minuit.
33:04Welcome to the US Marshals.
33:06You just get one of those.
33:07That was the job interview.
33:08No background check, no nothing.
33:10Nah, that's right.
33:11And for his first job, Casey's at a Native American land rally.
33:15This is our man since at PSD we pulled him J-Bag.
33:18What?
33:18Geez, I can barely decipher what they're saying.
33:21Who cares they're good looking?
33:23Uh-oh.
33:24Who's that?
33:24Who's that?
33:25Who's that?
33:25Oh, oh, something's happening.
33:26Say again.
33:27Possible trigger man.
33:28Black bag.
33:28Black bag.
33:29He's got a bomb.
33:30It's a bomb.
33:30Oh shit.
33:31Run.
33:31Run.
33:32Uh-oh.
33:34Oh.
33:36Get him, Case.
33:37Who'll get him?
33:38Casey always gets him.
33:39Well, he does get this guy.
33:41Jim Kane, you're a person of interest in today's bombing.
33:44Great.
33:44Perfect.
33:44The suspect's in the hospital.
33:46Yeah.
33:46What a coincidence.
33:47Sorry.
33:47Didn't know he had company.
33:48What's going on?
33:49They're doing the stare off.
33:50I don't think he's the man.
33:54Oh, that's not a proper one.
33:56That's not a proper one.
33:56He had different shoes on.
33:58Dodgy doctor.
34:00Follow him, Casey.
34:01Don't make it obvious.
34:02My God, don't you know how to follow someone properly?
34:05Oh, we're going to have a scuffle in the dunny.
34:07Oh!
34:08There we go.
34:09Oh!
34:11Get your gun!
34:13Throw him out the window.
34:15Knee in the balls.
34:16Break his arm.
34:17He's in the hospital.
34:18He'll get care straight away.
34:21Get him, Casey.
34:22Oh my gosh.
34:22Nothing like a scuffle in the dunnies, is there?
34:24Yeah.
34:28That's a big toilet.
34:30But I still don't really get why the Native American guy was in there.
34:34Because the Native American guy dropped the bag that exploded off.
34:37Yeah.
34:37And then that guy who just got shot definitely was the trigger man.
34:39That's right.
34:40And Casey finds this on the trigger man's phone.
34:43Jim Keen's wife and daughter.
34:45Oh!
34:46The guy's got his family.
34:48I'll crawl through hell to find your family, but I need your help.
34:50Casey's going to get him back.
34:52Casey will sort it.
34:52And after some research...
34:54I'm working on it.
34:55Oh, okay.
34:56They track Jim's wife and daughter to this property.
34:58That's a quote.
34:59Should we do a call out?
35:00Call out?
35:01Hey, is anyone in there?
35:04Oh!
35:05My God.
35:08Oh my God, they still have a landline.
35:10People getting shot down in your life.
35:12God, they've still got a landline.
35:15And after a house search, they find the wife, but...
35:20They took the daughter.
35:23Shit, this is tense.
35:24Where are they taking the girl?
35:25Come on, Casey.
35:26Give me another kick.
35:27Go for the balls.
35:28I have a lot more ways of hurting you than you ever resisted me.
35:30If he went for his nuts, he'd talk more.
35:33Yep.
35:34Tracker Lake.
35:35What did he say?
35:36Tracker Lake.
35:36He told them where they were taking the girl.
35:38How did you understand that idiot?
35:39The guy are taking her there.
35:42Because I talk to a two-year-old every day, I can understand mumble.
35:45And Tracker Lake is exactly where she is.
35:48What do you do?
35:50Go for the balls.
35:51Come on, Casey.
35:52Leave me alone.
35:53No, don't take the shot.
35:54Take the shot.
35:55Come on, Casey.
35:57Bullseye.
35:57You're okay.
35:59Come on.
35:59Well, they got him.
36:00Man, he's good at what he does.
36:02I think I'd just like to sit down on the couch with Casey.
36:05Just have a conversation.
36:06On the couch?
36:08You'd be in jail.
36:12I like it.
36:13I am absolutely hook, line and sinker into Marshalls.
36:16That's pretty good.
36:17I'd watch that when I'm hungover.
36:18But that's what I like now.
36:19I like just waiting and just get the whole lot in one go and watch it.
36:22I do too, but you get into about eight episodes and you go, oh, I've got to go to Bedley.
36:27Because I need Miss Trimph when we get in Bedley.
36:29Oh, shut up.
36:30We're all right.
36:39We're all right.
36:48I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
36:50I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
36:51So, we're all right.
36:53So, what are we going to do for you guys?
37:00gayer. Thursday on SBS. Our public health service is under pressure like never before.
37:07We watch the second season of the medical series that puts celebrities in the shoes of our health
37:12workers. Oh, I've seen the ads for this. They will experience firsthand the extraordinary challenges
37:18staff face right across the medical front line. The hospital in the deep end. Oh, this is like
37:25I'm a celebrity. Hospital edition. I'm a celebrity. Get me in there. And one of those celebrities is
37:30movie star Ruby Rose. What the heck? Hello. I adored her in Orange is the New Black. It's getting
37:38real. I'm about to scrub in. Wait, so are they fully helping? Yes. Not my luck. They'd send in
37:43Pauline Hanson. Ruby will be focusing on spinal surgery. Might if I have a crack putting that line
37:48in. Yeah, I do mind. Can I close? It's an area of medicine she has personal experience of. Really?
37:55Having suffered a serious injury while doing an aerial stunt on set. Oh, yeah. What movie did
38:00that happen on? That woman. I didn't know that. These two discs had completely exploded into my
38:06spine, leaving lots of chunks in my spinal cord. Oh, my God. You could become paraplegic or
38:11quadriplegic, even if you just laugh the wrong way. No way. That's terrifying. Yeah. I've had surgery.
38:18I've been put under. The tonsil removal? Don't make it sound like it wasn't that big of a deal. Yes,
38:22I had a full tonsilectomy. Ruby's job will be to offer emotional support to patients. Oh, wow. Okay.
38:28Empathy and understanding here. Everybody needs an emotional support actor. Yeah. Matt is a farm
38:34owner from regional New South Wales. Hi, Matt. What's happened? He's got disc protrusions which
38:38are pressing on his spinal cord in the nerve root. Oh, nerve pain is the worst. Ruby's had almost
38:43exactly the same operation that you're about to get. That would have been quite comforting for me,
38:47I think. If someone had the same thing and got through it, fine. The idea is that we're hoping
38:51that it's just going to be really simple. We... Yes, Dr. Ruby. So this is one of the discs.
38:57Oh, my God. So that's about 50% of which has been removed. Oh. Sorry, is that part of his
39:02spinal
39:02cord? No, it's actually one of the discs between his vertebrae that's been pulverised due to...
39:07I'm getting a drink. I can't see this. Ugh, that noise. Oh, my God. Are they literally just
39:12chiselling into the side of his neck? What? Oh, my gosh. What? Oh, why is he hammering?
39:18Listen to that noise. It's like a tent peg. Mate, it's a chippy's lab, this joint. He won't
39:23know until the morning whether the operation has been a success. Let's hope this goes well
39:28for Matt. He needs this surgery to be a success. Oh, my gosh. Look at you. Oh, he's standing
39:34up. Am I allowed to hug you? Sure. I would love to give you a hug. Wow. Ruby does look
39:39like
39:39a hugger, doesn't she? She's a hugger. Even if you don't want it, I'm going to give it to you
39:42anyway. I'm going to give you one last hug. That's the most times that that bloke from the country
39:45has hugged anyone. Let's meet our next celebrity to slip on the scrubs. Isn't that Matt Preston
39:51from MasterChef? From a cook to a doctor. First time in scrubs, they're incredibly comfortable.
39:57He's wearing the learner scrubs. Red. This guy doesn't know what he's doing. He will be working
40:01in the acute geriatric ward. Oh, that would be tough. And it doesn't take long before...
40:08Oh, it's okay with the patient's number of responses. Oh, my God. Look at the number
40:12of people in there. How confronting for a non-trained medical person to be doing a shift or two at
40:19the hospital. Makes you realise the constant pressure that if you work here, you have to
40:23be under. They'd have, like, PTSD, like, every day. I'm not going to sugarcoat what age care
40:28is like. Nurses definitely do not get paid enough. We don't have enough nursing homes.
40:33We don't have enough appropriate facilities for those who need that specialised care. You
40:38know, my dad was in hospital for about a month. He had to stay there because they couldn't put
40:42him into a rehab centre. But Matt's being shown an alternative. A home visit. Oh, we're doing
40:47a home visit. We're going to see a lady called Val. She's 87. It was determined that she could
40:53rehabilitate at home. That will free us space in the emergency department. I insisted on
40:58coming home. My mum was exactly the same. Hospitals are confronting and scary and there's
41:03stuff going on you don't understand. It's all about being in your safe space. Oh. The therapy
41:08dog. I'd rather that than be in hospital, I think. Yeah, definitely. 100%. My dad was a zombie
41:13in the hospital. Yeah. And then he came home and he was a new person within two hours. It costs
41:18about three times less to care for people at home as it does in a hospital. It's just
41:23such a great way to deliver care. And I feel like everyone kind of benefits. Yep. These
41:28are light bulb moments. Yeah, true. I like that. Ooh. Yeah, me too. Oh, wow. That was powerful
41:37stuff. I really loved that. Sure. Yeah. So let's get the politicians in the healthcare system.
41:41True. Get them to work a day on the geriatric ward or the neurology ward and we might see some
41:46change. Yeah. Does anyone like my new pants? I hate them. I warmed to work and got lots
42:04of comments. Someone said to me, those pants are very you. I take offence. Really? HR them.
42:09It was HR who said it. Do you like museums? None. What about ABC game shows? Not even a
42:17little bit. How about Tasmania? Ew. Well, the ABC do. Tonight at the museum. Alright, what's
42:25this? It's a new game show that has host Alex Lee guide four celebrity guests through a series
42:30of museum related questions and challenges. Oh, okay. Let's go. Let's go. Who's ever wanted
42:36to sneak around in a museum after dark? Absolutely not. I've seen how that eventuates with Ben Stiller.
42:43You've all been given a torch and today we are asking you all to find an object that would
42:49impress a 14 year old. Go, go, go. You know what would impress a 14 year old? Nothing at a
42:55museum.
42:56Well, I have a 14 year old, so he was like this. You know what? iPhone or like a, like
43:02Call of Duty, like headset or something like that. I'm going to call her right now. I don't
43:06think you've been to a museum ever. This is exactly what 14 year old Brett would want.
43:11It was a bomb. See? I have been to a museum. Okay. I can't wait to see what you've all
43:18got.
43:18Yes, show us. The panel returned with photos of a currawong. Okay. A bandicoot. What? A horn.
43:24Really? And British comedian Alan Davies won the round with, oh my God. What is that?
43:30This is a blizzard mask. I guess 14 year olds would probably pop that on and ride their
43:34e-bikes around. Alan, two points because I think you really know your teenager. If I
43:40was going to impress a 14 year old, I'd go on a micro skirt from Supre. Oh, you're right.
43:45Yep. Or some UDLs and a bottle of passion pop. Time now for some questions. Oh, here we go.
43:49No. They say good things come in threes and kangaroos have three of me. What am I?
43:55Kangaroos have three of me. Alan. You're a vagina. A what? Correct. Oh my God. What are kangaroos
44:02got three vaginas? Holy moly. We got Rob Faye. We're about to learn more than we ever thought
44:08we wanted to know about animal vaginas. I'm good with what I already know about animal
44:13vaginas. I know absolutely zero. I did a thesis in pharmacology, Kate. Yeah, but not vaginas,
44:20Matt. Well, here to enlighten us is ecologist Tiana Pertal. Vaginas for everyone. What is it
44:26of Tasmania and vaginas? What do female redback waterstrider genitals and Captain America both
44:32have in common? They both have a shield. Yes. So I know my waterstrider vagina anatomy. Redback
44:39waterstriders have a genital shield. Wait, why don't we have a genital shield? We have words
44:43to say no. So this is the ovipositor, so the sperm get deposited right here. How much are
44:49you learning right now? I can imagine you at the pub on Saturday night. Guess what, Bob?
44:53No, I'm the did you know guy. Did you know? All right, now we're coming to your clitoris.
44:58Here we go. I know where mine is. I don't know why you're knocking me. Why would you have
45:03no excuse if you couldn't find a hyena clitoris? I know this one. Female hyenas have a fake
45:08dick. Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Yes. What? They have a fake penis. Shouldn't this be on a two
45:14o'clock in the morning? They have an eight inch long clitoris. Wow, that's a long chorizo. I
45:20still wouldn't be able to find it. The only way the male can get his penis in there is
45:24if she kind of deflates her pseudo penis and it kind of gets inverted like a sock getting
45:28pulled inside out. So they insert their penis into the retracting penis. We call that docking.
45:37That's crazy, man. Wow. Did you know? Let's take a swing by the museum's entomology section.
45:44What does that mean? Bugs. The peacock spider uses dance moves but if her potential mate doesn't
45:50like them, what will she do? Kill them. Eat them. Tegan. Eat them? She will. Yes. Yeah. What?
45:57What does the witchetty grub grow up to be? A cockroach. A moth. A moth. That is correct.
46:03What? I know my animals, bro. What is the loudest insect? Cricket. Cicada. Tegan. Cicada.
46:10Correct? Dude, are you Googling this? I'm not Googling this. Are you Googling this? Yeah,
46:15I know my phone on me, bro. What does Australia's largest insect, the gargantuan stick insect,
46:20look like? A branch of a tree. A stick. Zoe. A stick? Correct. Give me your phone. I don't
46:26believe you. You're Googling this. Hey, can you keep giving me those answers? Yeah, sweet.
46:30That is the end of the show. You know what? I will bring you to trivia on Tuesday. Bring
46:35it on. And what I'll do to a few other people, I'll say, did you know that a hyena...
46:40No. You're not invited anymore. Was it interesting, talking about Virginias?
46:47That was pretty good. Hyenas got fake dick. And a big one. I mean small one.
46:53Uh-oh.
46:54Uh-oh.
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