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00:12What's Vinny doing?
00:20What's Vinny doing?
00:26No!
00:30What an entrance.
00:31I'm living for this.
00:33Taser in.
00:34We don't talk like this all.
00:36I don't think so.
00:38Oh, here we go.
00:39What is that?
00:40Oh, shut up.
00:41This doesn't look real.
00:43I don't think it is.
00:44A framboisier.
00:45What's a framboisier?
00:47Oh, I knew it!
00:48No!
00:48This looks dodgy, doesn't it?
00:50Does? Why is it dodgy?
00:51This is going to go down so badly.
00:53None of us learn, do we?
00:56Wow!
00:57I hate you!
00:59Must remember that bellend.
01:01This is what everyone came for.
01:03The lamp bells were ringing with me, Mary.
01:06At least the nipples are covered.
01:07Yeah.
01:08It's half the battle.
01:09In the week it finally stopped raining,
01:11we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:16Flirty banter wasn't as innocent as it looked on Prime Video.
01:19But the Kennedy Space Centre, I think, is cooler.
01:22Because, you know, the Enterprise was only ever a test shuttle
01:25and Kennedy has the Atlantis, which was the real deal.
01:29Are you trying to impress me?
01:30Maybe.
01:32It's working.
01:36Why can't I laugh like that?
01:38Oh, dear.
01:39I'd love to have a laugh like that.
01:40I would love you to have a laugh like that.
01:47A busy week for the boys in blue was making the headlines.
01:51Detectives have resumed their search of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's
01:56former home at Royal Lodge on the Windsor estate I wouldn't be able to read the news because if
02:00I'll come in I'd be like oh no no I won't be telling the people I'd just be reading it
02:08myself
02:10I was like that yesterday morning I went no way oh there no it's Andrew
02:22and that Stafford was smoldering up the Amazon on Discovery I'm heading deep into the Amazon
02:28jungle to visit a people called the satarema way I'm on the final leg of my journey a two-hour
02:35boat ride at the Amazon to reach their remote village I've had our off-grid experience when
02:40we went Amsterdam and I remember leaving the club at four o'clock and then there was no
02:46place is open for fast food and then the taxi driver said yeah fast food ten minutes down
02:53the road and that mate we drove to Rotterdam and come back that was the most expensive
02:59fast food I ever had in my life
03:08in Manchester I tried a new karaoke song the other night Shania Twain you're still the one still the
03:16one that I love the only one I dream of you're still the one I kiss good night
03:26did it go down well that did it it did the Malone's I knew it was coming on that night
03:32so I was at the
03:33pub ready and waiting for the karaoke woman to turn up as soon as she got there the bar manager
03:40was like
03:40look just said it's Sean's on first because I was there ready waiting for it and then so I've
03:47given myself a new nickname in the pub of Shania Twain
03:52on Saturday night the judges were back behind their buses on ITV one yeah Jane oh lovely I know your
04:01talent
04:01yeah yeah drink it all mouth wine yeah good cheers Lee
04:09I've actually missed this on a Saturday night have you I was gonna go on it once and then I
04:14chickened out
04:14yeah you did I remember you were to go on Britain's Got Talent I was thinking about
04:18Shay what's your talent oh in the program a smiley woman came onto the stage how are you and your
04:28name is my name is leeway I can't found Taiwan leeway oh I like that name right what you got
04:34for me leeway
04:39no shoes always makes me nervous I always think if you're going on here without your shoes on it's
04:45going to be something crazy it's a plant pot Ellie have you got a plant pot like that in your
04:54back
04:55garden oh I have she's not getting in there is she she's too big to get in that pot
05:00oh they've got some fire and an assistant come on what's she doing god she's
05:11sitting like to a pot running I'm a step ahead watch me wear my
05:16eh bloody hell what's she doing early oh that's dangerous in it this is weird what's
05:24what's she doing I don't understand that oh absolutely not oh she's a barrel of coffee
05:39no way wow do you know what I don't get how the hell do you know you can do this
05:43I don't like it
05:51oh I thought that was gonna go somewhere else yeah I did too oh hang on there's more she
05:59haven't finished yet what's she got a table oh she's not gonna she's gonna jack on there surely
06:12oh she set the legs on fire the table's on fire she's on fire set the table on fire
06:22oh my god Jesus I wish you'd do in that love
06:30the control is wild in it no if I did what she does my legs would be so turned like
06:35this is why
06:35you can't skip leg though look at this do this
06:41the table's gonna take off the table's gonna take off
06:46all right that's enough is she available to hire for parties or birthdays or fireworks night fireworks
06:52night you don't need roman wheel anymore Catherine will Catherine will you just have her
07:04she ain't even got a sweat going on is she or singe that is just such an unneeded talent yeah
07:11but it's
07:12quite impressive I remember I had a man at school that could balance a lot of cool shit on his
07:16chin and
07:16that got him a lot of girls I literally can't even hula hoop I've never been able to
07:21me too and this woman can do that with her feet why would be so useless
07:29in Wiltshire look Giles we've got a new microwave oh oh Mary look at it going wrong
07:37is that one minute yeah lovely and old-fashioned isn't it isn't it Giles and his wife Mary
07:44that's come to the end oh that's noisy no it's not quite it's too hot to handle Giles
07:52I'll have to get a little saucer for you because I've got asbestos fingers no I've got asbestos fingers
07:58oh you see my fingers don't mind that on Tuesday we were off to the continent for a brand new
08:08competitive cooking show on ITV2 I've heard about this is it like love island with food
08:14they all get off with each other you need to watch this cooking show because you need to see how
08:19to cook without scotch bonnet you can cook food without scotch bonnet I'm in Barcelona to help
08:26launch the hottest new restaurant in the meds oh Barcelona we've been there no rooftop restaurant
08:34I think that you went with somebody else we've never been to Barcelona oh yeah and I'm on my way
08:43to pick up the box what legendary chef Jean-Christophe Novelli oh Jean-Christophe Novelli yeah he's massively
08:53famous yeah well he's not to fuck around with then is he yeah and he's recruited a team of hungry
08:58young
08:58chefs to run the kitchen I can make a lasagna that's actually really good I couldn't I've never really made
09:05anything exotic I know myself if I were in a kitchen I wouldn't mind at all if an angry talented
09:14chef was shouting at me I wouldn't mind that but young people are all nervous wrecks and they'd all
09:20get human resources and say I've lost my self-esteem and I'm going to have to check into a clinic
09:26they're not resilient enough Akito you're going to be my first edge chef thank you chef don't it up Akito
09:34and on dessert it's Marta and Tom making a hot raspberry souffle raspberry souffle is probably
09:40quite easy no I want to know what other desserts are doing and peach tart to tan
09:45you have to say it quite loudly do you yeah you won't get me eating out of them posh shite
09:51no you like a choccy fudge cake don't you when it comes to food I'm not into
09:55bullshit oh any like micro herbs or like just grass or like pebbles on the plate
10:02the food should do the talking I like this guy Tom's a good guy he can cook me my dinner
10:08do you have
10:09a time done the caramel no no you don't have a time on the caramel that's worrying the trick with
10:14caramel is stir stir stir stir stir and whatever you do do not take your eyes off the pan apparently
10:21if you use metal to stir caramel it crystallize yes that's true that's all good tart cases need
10:27to roll out go back to the caramel what you're doing you've walked away from it first error there
10:31get back stirring Tom we're in a good place how long is that four minutes is it turns yeah I
10:37think we're
10:38in a good place but it's burning it's burning it's burning because it shouldn't be steaming like that
10:43do you got me oh he's smoking he's smoking look at that chef I can let something burning
10:53chef even jean-christophe has noticed from halfway across the restaurant through a glass window
11:00what's that been over there akito he's still too busy mr i know what i'm doing they're gonna be in
11:06the
11:06car park in a minute doing a roll call if he's not careful this is burning oh my god never
11:12leave
11:12caramel at last never leave caramel she knew tartan what a wanky dessert to give someone on their first
11:20day at work seriously like what a french piece of wank just cleared that up that's brilliant Tom what
11:31does he want ice cream a chocolate sauce you've got to make sure you are a little bit more proactive
11:37with your pellets your smell and so on oh he's getting a bollocking now he needs a bollocking he's
11:42too cocky ain't he i've burnt a bit of sugar that's okay taking out my wages no problem but then
11:47let's
11:47go on with it okay are you serious yeah no no he's got the wrong attitude yeah
11:56i say he's just done that again oh he's like here's a fire engine coming it's the french fire
12:03engine looking brilliant no no this is okay chef i promise thank you what do you mean he's okay
12:12that's bitter there's nothing okay about it man trying to tell a big man who got michelin's time
12:17that's okay you know the problem that i think now going forward is that marta's going to think
12:22that i'm shit yeah she might not be far off the market i mean they're Tom hey Tom we all
12:29think you're
12:30shit i'm going to be honest out of all of that the biggest question i've got is why does it
12:35need to
12:35be in baffalona yes you could literally do that anywhere
12:53in leeds oh is that a new car
12:57where else 39.99 was 129 down to 69.99 39.99 auntie margaret's pot round can you zip it
13:05up nice color yeah looks a bit snow well it's a 12 but that's all yeah yeah but you're not
13:11a 14
13:13no it's because it's because i've got massive boss it's because you've got four layers underneath the
13:17coat that's what it is yeah it's the cardigan the underskirt can you fasten it up if you want to
13:22yeah all right it does zip up just a little bit tight around bulbs but it's all right yeah
13:2639.99 you can't grumble well no you can't grumble for 39.99 yeah definitely not you'd be foolish
13:34right right on friday the right royal scandal had stepped up a gear on bbc news there's just so many
13:41topics that could be on the news today i wonder what they've gone for i think there's a bit of
13:46a
13:46biggie they even took wagon on off i've never liked andrew have you no when he was married to sarah
13:53they
13:53were a rum couple weren't they from the word go no i know she was dreadful good afternoon detectives
14:01have resumed their search of andrew mount batten windsor's former home at royal lodge on the windsor
14:07estate this is the scandal that we have all been waiting for i can't believe it well i can but
14:13i'm shocked it follows his arrest yesterday morning on suspicion of misconduct in a public office hey
14:18listen that picture is fucking timeless that picture is chef's case the last time this happened
14:25was 300 odd years ago with charles the first and that was the formation of parliament all right yeah
14:31what did he do exactly who charles the first yeah uh it was like trade he was leaking trace
14:37he gets to the local paedophile well the former prince who was released from custody last night
14:43is alleged to have shared official documents when he was britain's trade envoy with the late sex
14:49offender jeffrey epstein i mean to be fair i was surprised at what he was arrested for
14:54really yeah do you want to play the uh he's officially and strenuously denied everything game
15:00every time they say it we have to have a little drink he denies any wrongdoing oh
15:07maybe plenty more of course he does where was he that day pizza express do you know what though
15:13for him to be arrested they must have some pretty good evidence this is what shell shock looks like
15:19released last night still under investigation i think i look like that's when i'm in a taxi on the
15:24way home they go too fast like this i'm gonna be sick these were the barely believable scenes at royal
15:32lodge this morning the former residence of the former prince still being searched by police
15:38royal lodge being searched happy birthday to you he arrested him on his birthday as well it was his
15:45birthday won it or if he had to cancel his party are we off to peter x rest straight from
15:50the clink i
15:51reckon because you get a free pizza on your birthday don't you if you're registered yeah
15:56his arrest has resonated with the u.s survivors of the late sex offender jeffrey epstein who have
16:01called on u.s authorities to hold its citizens to account don't that say to america come on pull
16:08your finger out yeah give some justice to these girls what these victims are up against is an awful
16:15lot of wealthy people and that's why it's taken as long as it has to get this far andrew mountbatten
16:23windsor has always denied wrongdoing in relation to jeffrey epstein well he's not going to admit it is
16:28he has not been arrested on suspicion of any sexual offense but then again you know he has always
16:33said he's done no wrong so he's nothing to worry about yeah that's the thing he won't he won't be
16:37worried because he says he's done nothing wrong exactly and those that have done nothing wrong
16:41shan't be worried yeah every time i see anything about the epstein files and anything in connection
16:46i just think about i'm like there's a whole heap of women a whole heap there's there's ones that we
16:51know and there's the ones that haven't spoken out then there's children in these photos that's what
16:57i'm thinking about yeah i'm just like oh my gosh oh my gosh in derby granddad had like a proper
17:05routine
17:06with the way he shaved them oh god it was a ritual he had like the bowl that that little
17:11stick
17:12you put on the brush put the slope on the brush the soap was called erasmus this is the keys
17:18a
17:18funny word that isn't it yeah like a cross between erotic and orgasmic yeah you look at it and think
17:24what do i do with this yeah that is a weird name isn't it yes erasmus i don't know why
17:31i don't know how
17:32holy that marketing department e r s m i c and i remember writing it down in that because it
17:37used to be on
17:38shopping list as well like erasmus on wednesday night there was something not for the faint-hearted
17:47on channel five you will love this this is so up your street alex you love history and you love
17:53hospitals because you were a nurse i know history of hospitals yeah this will be the best program ever
17:58i think at the back of my mind because i'm from a medical background that's why i bring you coffee
18:03in
18:03bed yes and try to keep you in bed and i'm only only happy to play the role of the
18:09invalid yes
18:15remember when we used to go to the thackeray medical museum and you always wanted to go in
18:19the room with the video with that girl having the leg coughing now on a stick the amputation used to
18:25go in it time and time again i don't know why sicko i want to go again we should take
18:30it
18:31take kids traumatize them like we want in the program alice was learning about 17th century
18:37surgery these are some actual bladder stones these are real bladder stones you'll move from
18:42look at that one it looks huge isn't it it looks huge it is huge they was all in people's
18:47bodies
18:47yeah oh hello can you pass one of them in it well you couldn't that's what they had to extract
18:54them
18:54surgically stones forming urine they grow in a concentrated solution so if you don't drink enough water
19:01i'm afraid you get blood stones oh i don't drink enough water you know what am i telling you to
19:06do all the time two liters a day i haven't drunk water i don't think since last week
19:12what it was too dangerous to go in the top because you're too near the bowels
19:16so you have to go underneath oh no oh gosh so that was a underneath underneath where but you're going
19:23through the the root of the penis here then you're having to go through this muscle yeah then you've got
19:28to
19:28go through the prostate yes oh mate oh with no anesthetic daniella oh my gosh are you all right
19:35there dad oh you've got something like this you've then got to pull that you've then got to pull it
19:41out
19:41oh my god this is so gruesome i think i'd rather call it a day nothing wouldn't you so you
19:47have to
19:47feel for the stone and actually you have to listen for the stone listen i don't know stones made a
19:53noise
19:53what you do yeah if you pass that into the bladder you might hear it go tink so they've put
19:59that down
19:59the pee hole yeah ting ting ting like like and you have to pass it into the urethra and it
20:08wants to end
20:08up like like that oh no no no no no no the urethra yeah that is dicing with the devil
20:15oh no and then
20:17as you start to go down turn it around oh there you go right oh we don't got smaller than
20:26that
20:26fucking hell off jesus so you're around that curve and you're in the bladder yeah oh oh
20:40alice your voice has gone up a few notches the surgeon must now feel and listen out for the metal
20:47tool hitting the stone above the screams of the patient oh it's hard oh it's there ain't she
20:57fucking hell how big a hole well they said between two and four inches oh watch his knackers two and
21:04four inches hell is that that big i think this is the opportunity we need to thank god for the
21:10invention of keyhole surgery correct i'm gonna give you the stone forceps see if you can feel the stone
21:15where's that going up i'm pushing in here oh my god okay imagine oh i'm glad you're suffering for a
21:27change oh oh oh my goodness oh no no no i brought the dye has it finished yet mary no
21:35don't worry
21:37i'll tell you when it's over oh my goodness that's it the stone's out it's out the worst is over
21:43well
21:43at least men now know what it feels like to have the perennium's ted without any anesthetic women
21:49have been at it for years all they've had to give birth to is a bladder stone try a seven
21:54and a
21:54half pound baby egord when i was getting induced with ralphie they got this metal clamp out
22:02did they use it it was horrible did they use it it was josh went is that medieval she went
22:08haha funny enough and that was up a bigger hall than what this is you cheeky bastard
22:13no i don't mean
22:23in southeast london oh do you know i'm desperate for some meat and two veg i really am is that
22:31is that soothing them for something no sue and her husband steve i've actually thought you know
22:39of having a car free delivered can you do that yes oh yeah when they spill the gravy or anything
22:48it comes
22:48in a carton doesn't it of course it what do you think it comes in a jug well i don't
22:53know i thought
22:53what might have been on the plate no swishing around all your brussels flying around in a sea of
23:02gravy gravy oh yeah get it delivered on the back of a motorbike bring it in put it on the
23:10plate done
23:12oh yeah on monday it was another fella in police custody hitting the headlines on itv oh here we go
23:20again who's been arrested now and for what epstein's mates are dropping like flies in this country
23:28aren't they yeah i wonder who's next this is the on tv evening news with mary nightingale i can
23:36hear next stars tv they've got the mandelson news on as well no good evening lord mandelson is
23:45being held by detectives tonight after being arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public
23:51office it's not entirely unexpected this news that it was a question of not if but when what is going
23:58on in the world we've had a royal arrested and a senior lord screw the patriarchy mandelson who was
24:04sacked as the uk's us ambassador last september is under criminal investigation oh
24:13criminal after he was named in the jeffrey epstein files that they're not messing around
24:20they're putting that out there just before five o'clock this evening lord mandelson was escorted
24:26from his home by two police officers he's got right point on him yeah look at him good that's all
24:31the files
24:35his head it is giving a day trip to the cells that isn't it yeah yeah i bet it's autographed
24:41by mns
24:42something like that a leading figure in british politics for more than four decades tonight finds
24:47himself in police custody oh how embarrassing you know i think he'll be more beetroot the fact that
24:54he's getting taken away in a full focus rather than being arrested but to be fair it is the estate
24:59version in a statement the metropolitan police said officers have arrested a 72 year old man
25:05on suspicion of misconduct in public office well we know isn't it yeah why do they do that we've
25:11arrested a 70 year old man he wears glasses name rhymes with handelson it was emails released last month
25:20by the us department of justice that prompted police to open an investigation their investigation is likely
25:26to focus on whether lord mandelson shared highly sensitive government information with the financier
25:32and convicted paedophile jeffrey epstein what it does prove that amara is that nobody in this country
25:39is above the law that seems to be the message that they're very keen to put out unlike in america
25:45yes
25:46and one appeared to give advance notice of gordon brown's resignation as prime minister
25:52around nine hours before this market sensitive information was made public yeah that's going
25:58to move markets that's going to move markets once that announcement's made yeah i think for me the the
26:04saddest thing and the bit that just makes my skin crawl is the indifference that these elite type
26:09people showed towards epstein even though he was convicted of the crimes he was convicted for
26:16the messages date back to when lord mandelson served as business secretary in gordon brown's government
26:22what was he pointing at there shall i tell jeffrey about that i should tell jeffrey about this
26:26shouldn't i yeah lord mandelson resigned from the house of lords last month noble of him
26:33today the government said it was still working on legislation to remove his title i mean a hundred
26:39percent his title should go titles of everything should go let's go straight to rachel at scotland yard
26:46now rachel what do we know about what will be happening inside where you are right now
26:51slopping out it's called slopping out he won't be slopping out he'll just be chatting to them
26:56but there's a thing called slop slopping out as soon as he gets there he'll have to
27:01he'll have to slop out other prisoners waste won't he
27:07he will be taken to a cell in the custody suite and that cell will be very sparse good it
27:13will likely
27:13contain just a bed and a toilet i was supposed to feel sorry for him we need more details mary
27:19i don't know will the toilet have a seat and will it have hard or soft loo paper
27:24will it have an air freshener or a vaponer unit police will have 24 hours to question him before
27:31he needs to be either charged or released pending further investigation so both those detectives
27:35and for lord mandelson himself the clock is now ticking the cells of england are going to end up
27:40looking like madam tussauds with all the like high and mighty there
27:44you know why all these big things are happening in the news this week don't you no why because we
27:50have just entered into the new chinese new year new year of the fire horse only happens once every
27:5560 years big changes shit's going down in the year of the fire horse is that why hong kong express
28:01is
28:02being closed yeah in blackpool hey i've got a new life hack for you go on so you know how
28:10they charge
28:11to put air and like screen washing at the garage i've got a little trick now pete and his little
28:17sister sophie you wait for somebody to turn up right who's just putting a bit of air in one of
28:21their
28:22tires right anyway they drive off and it's still running me straight in i've done two tires worth of
28:29air and a full thing of screen wash for nothing for free i even flashed it and said come on
28:35you go
28:35here you go here you go i'm like no thank you on thursday night an intrepid explorer was taking part
28:45in some extreme ways to become an adult on discovery stop it what's wrong with you he's been drinking
28:55up the toilet him no this is our thing that ed stafford in he's like an explorer sort of thing
29:02anything you know what i mean he does some wild stuff i'll swear so how did you go from boy
29:09to man
29:10i bumped into you oh was that your first experience huh yeah if that's what you want to call it
29:21i'm heading deep into the amazon jungle to visit a people called the satareno way that was really
29:28good thank you they live on the andira river 80 kilometers from the nearest city oh that's the
29:35middle of bloody nowhere that is buttfuck nowhere yeah brazil's in south america i thought brazil was
29:41its own country i didn't know the amazon was in brazil either that's quite interesting this community has
29:48a unique rite of passage ceremony that involves them putting their hands in gloves full of bullet ants
29:54full of what ants oh ronnie of course they do yeah that's that's just a normal rite of passage the
30:01bullet ant of all insects has the most painful sting in the world oh no why just why i've been
30:10stung by
30:11a wasp have you yeah there's no medicine for the sting of this ant it's been likened to walking on
30:22hot
30:22coast oh shit what's this no oh gee two oh it's two ones are in oh no oh i only
30:36thought there was
30:36going to put one in this is an extraordinary thing to put yourself through why this hand what about his
30:43pants this is why you're not the leader dad yeah you'd make it worse yeah you've literally got a
30:50veteran crying was he crying crying experiencing a level of pain that i know i have never felt in
30:58my life before oh is it is it agony jenny it's an endurance test isn't it i sort of get
31:03this a
31:03little bit now it's like how much can you take this is it oh oh here we go he said
31:10it's turn game time
31:11oh god i see i do it okay it's going to at least he's honest yeah at least he's honest
31:22right here we go
31:25here we go here we go okay go oh my days he he he bike a bike a sari the
31:31bike a bike a sari
31:32that's probably nibbling
31:36i may look composed but the pain is excruciating god he's doing an amazing job though he's looking
31:44composed yeah eternally meltdown i think he's trying to put his mind in a different place and he
31:51he's coming off oh i feel relief for him his hands aren't even red oh they are they've had a
32:01good old bunch on his hands haven't they oh they've been feasting on him ed look at that there's this
32:07core holes in his hands four hours after the ritual how's he bearing up well now edgy all night
32:15he's on his back do you think he's all right no he don't look all right it's not all right
32:26grace look at his hands left crazy twice a safe
32:34what's still going on eight hours after the ritual he's not so moaning is he it's kind of changed
32:43from burning fire to they've been smashed with a sledgehammer why has he wanted to do this i
32:49just wouldn't go to rome see the eiffel tower you wouldn't be seeing the eiffel tower in rome ab
33:04in leeds mum fell down my stairs this morning no she's been on about your stairs me and mums like
33:13your stairs off all time do you why sisters ellie and dizzy it's because the steps are only about that
33:21wide do you know what like that steep she were on her way down my steps as well to vacuum
33:26my living
33:27room gutted so she didn't vacuum your living room then because she hurt her elbow oh for god's sake
33:33she's done half late on thick don't she real left hand or a right i don't know if it had
33:38been a left
33:40then she should have still done it because she doesn't need that one this week a sexy twisty thriller
33:45had us all hooked on prime video i've heard this might be a bit on the bawdy side natty oh
33:52no don't
33:53say we don't want all these graphic heaving panting people in the nude i'm surprised you want to watch
34:00this with me and not with toby i don't want him getting any ideas i can't be asked
34:07i hope you feel happy with yourself
34:17who the hell is that man oh balaclava man
34:26oh i can hear water yeah telly to be fair sometimes my shower's got a mind of its own and
34:31a treacle
34:38something water water on the floor and a heater on what's going on here
34:45oh no what is that that ain't a body it is
34:53he's taking photos of it what is going on
35:06is that the fire alarm off what's going on
35:12today
35:15oh they're doing a rewind padders we're going back in time
35:23ah so we're going to go back to day one
35:41oh i don't need to watch something like this when i'm just trying to date
35:44it's not helpful is it i already know it's not helpful this is why i don't want to date
35:52i got my nasa bag in florida out of cape canaveral
35:59she's definitely caught his eye ain't it i know ain't it
36:04sorry oh bump oh on purpose
36:08i got the wrong drink okay she likes what she sees as well
36:14waiting on her outside anyone else i would have said creepy but him but him romantic
36:22hey nasa oh nasa your bag uh i like it i like your bag i wonder if i would have
36:30said if it had
36:30primark on the side of it i bet i wonder if he would have said oh like your bag you
36:33wouldn't
36:33have waited for it if it's a little or primark can you name all the shuttles
36:40no i don't think so i'm not that good it's gotta be the nerdiest chat line ever
36:45i'm oliver uh by the way i didn't ask i'm ciara dad remember your ford ciara
36:52that was a lovely car that was yeah and it wasn't long before they swapped numbers i read
36:59about this uh this place that does really good cocktails we get we can meet there 6 30 westbury
37:05bar don't say yes you'll get melted and be in a bathtub in 56 days see you there
37:12blind reading the blind
37:16he looks a bit creepy and intense don't he he's giving creepy intense vibes
37:23oh she wrote the name of the shuttles down she said she didn't know
37:30oh i don't like the look of him i don't he looks a bit uh shifty to me yeah 50
37:37just once man just
37:38once i want the asian to be a goodie this is quite the bar isn't it very nice i feel
37:50right knob
37:51there do you have a favorite cocktail yes yeah sex on the beach bathroom i'll be right back
38:05oh he's on the phone to a psychotherapist oh wow what's going on here i don't think i'm doing it
38:15again i don't know what's gonna happen if you don't pick up the phone oh he's doing it again so
38:20he's
38:21done it before whatever it is he's done it before what is he like a psychopath and he's like i
38:26want to
38:26not be a psychopath but if you don't pick up the phone i'm going to be a psychopath he's calling
38:30his therapist help a bit later siara had found a way back to oliver's swanky flat i don't know what
38:36you
38:36mean yes you do take off your jacket oh i don't like his tone no what how dare you
38:49how dare you she's got no liquors on she wouldn't know how this date was going ace
39:06oh i hate watching these things with my parents oh my god why is he doing the worm on her
39:20i remember when dramas used to be like columbo
39:28so she's made it out of there then
39:35oh hello that's oliver's business card that's oliver's business card
39:40i have to see it yeah why is she got pictures of this like on her phone
39:46they have his apartment this is getting weirder by the minute teresa
39:56what a shuttle list she's trapped him yeah he didn't trap her she trapped him
40:04i can't do i don't know what they're up to here at all now so this before she meets oliver
40:09then
40:09it now again hi i'm sierra wires oh she's she's not who she says she is
40:21that's where she met him oh she followed him he was already in the shop so she's followed him
40:30oh she her whole plan was to seduce him and see this is why i don't date
40:38enough london you know obviously like i wanted something to eat like before
40:44um we'll start fasting again at like 4am the quickest thing was the oreo milkshake
40:48sisters amira and amani blending it on the floor on the carpet so that it stops the vibrations and
40:55the noise because because then otherwise dad would have woken up seeing that i'm a gluttonous bitch
41:02and and and had a go at me i can't lie i did not feel guilty at that time of
41:07night that's crazy
41:08that is heavy at 4am it's sitting in my stomach at 4am and i'm going straight back to sleep going
41:14no wonder why my stomach hurt all night i can't deal with you honestly and you know what's fine
41:21i can't be having that much dairy and like it's it didn't go well on sunday night olivia atwood showed
41:29us more risque ways to earn big books on itv2 i mean it'd be nice to be filthy rich but
41:35it's how you get
41:35rich in it yeah filthy i'd do out getting filthy rich from what that's the question mom's the biggest
41:49hustler ever isn't it yeah she is i mean put her out there and she would be making money honestly
41:55she would be that's a wild statement that way are you trying to pimp out your mom no no not
42:01in that
42:01way are you trying to pimp out your mom no that's the maddest she ever heard it's ramadan
42:09i'm on my way to exeter to go to a distillery where they are making drinks infused with people's knickers
42:18what oh you say confused with people's knickers and now we have the technology to distill absolutely
42:28anything without destroying the flavor what flavors can you get out of underwear money i don't think i
42:37want to think about it but who's ever thought oh i could murder an undercarriage in coke but that
42:42that is the the millennials drink of choice now hey hey welcome welcome bar owner and distiller
42:4941 year old george nightingale made flavoured spirits for aldi aldi i've never seen flavoured
42:56spirits before before he started this he worked for aldi all right he's come up in the world
43:02honey so come on into the distillery here's bill hello hello nice to meet you how are you nice to
43:08meet you would you shake their hands how'd you go hi yeah how did you get into the alcohol business
43:14how long have you been doing this so i've been a publican most of my life oh don't want to
43:17go in
43:17this pub do you oh oh back and i thought who is earning a lot of money in the world
43:22at the moment
43:23porn industry prawn no porn the prawns are doing quite well as well who do you imagine your customer
43:33is going to be then dirty old men i'm now creating a product for creators who have already got a
43:40following so if somebody's already selling toenails he could approach them and say do you want to bundle
43:47up all your pants from your laundry basket and i'll make gin from it but we don't want this to
43:52be niche
43:52and underground this is a mainstream product yeah mainstream my black ass i was just about to say
43:58it's definitely me this well i want it to be nation underground for god's sake yeah but you're not
44:03likely to be one of the perverts that goes in for nappy gin nutty and what does it taste like
44:09i mean
44:09does it does it really vary well we did a blind tasting yeah and we could tell the difference
44:15between each one each one what each different stars content basically
44:21so what do you think i could earn if i was to commission a bottle i think it's not unreasonable
44:28to suggest that we could return you quarter of a million pounds for an item of clothing what right
44:34where is it quarter of a million pounds get your knickers off this is rather uncomfortable but i've
44:42been sitting on my own bra after last 10 minutes because i just whipped it off on the way over
44:46here look
44:47at me he's just gonna bouncing ding ding ding ding but if i could get you to put your bra
44:52in there
44:53for me okay goodbye sweet child i'd put my bra in there why not because the brass don't actually have
45:00much of us they're quite pure aren't they bras they don't smell of anything so you can see in there
45:07it's that kind of murky color yeah and then when it comes dripping out here it becomes crystal clear
45:12oh it's just a washing machine we could do it ourselves yeah it's one thing to put
45:16the bra in but whether or not olivia's gonna actually drink it afterwards that's the real test
45:21isn't it coming hello oh thank you there's the delivery this is the tasting jane it's a gin
45:30simon look at that that's pretty cool isn't it it's more than i was expecting oh it's tiny i thought
45:38you
45:38was getting a proper bottle no but you're getting a little little smidgen yeah that's a shot okay let's
45:44have a little little try she's gonna drink killer christ almighty oh no mixer
45:57i wouldn't recommend
46:01something feels wrong about that oh god i guess if you're in a relationship you could say i'm gonna
46:08collect his pants for three days and then i could drink it you know it might be quite sexy if
46:16you're in
46:16a if i knew whose i was drinking i wouldn't want to
46:22i wouldn't put that on your dating profile to be honest
46:28critics say if this doesn't incite righteous anger over our filthy water then nothing will
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