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00:00You're not going to believe what happened to me yesterday.
00:02I went to get a coffee and there's a new girl working there.
00:05And she says to me softly, are you a senior citizen?
00:09I said, excuse me?
00:10And she goes, are you a senior citizen?
00:12And I said, why, do I look like one?
00:14I got upset.
00:16Anyway, I ended up getting a discount, my senior citizen's discount.
00:21Every evening in Australia.
00:23This is what I want to see.
00:24It keeps going this show, it's surprising everyone.
00:26TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:29Really?
00:29Police.
00:30That's BS.
00:31But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:34No.
00:35What?
00:35I feel like we're at a zoo and all the animals can talk.
00:38Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:42I hate this show.
00:43Oh, I loved it.
00:44Oh my.
00:46This is the weirdest show I've ever seen in my life.
00:49This week, we welcomed back a returning favourite.
00:52A survivor!
00:53And said hello to a new host.
00:55We've got the golden god, David Gennett.
00:58We also said goodbye to the jungle.
01:00I don't want it to end!
01:02Wait, are we crowning?
01:03Gary!
01:04Gary, Gary, Gary!
01:05And as the Winter Olympics wrapped, we took a trip down memory lane.
01:09Good morning!
01:10This is one of my favourite movies.
01:14I'm getting all teary.
01:23I lost a tooth.
01:25You lost a tooth?
01:27Yeah.
01:27Oh no.
01:28Look at that gap.
01:29He's lost a few.
01:30Three.
01:31Another one.
01:31Oh my God.
01:32He's making a lot of money.
01:34Make sure you don't declare it, huh?
01:35Mm-hmm.
01:36Cash only.
01:37Straight under the mattress.
01:38Mm-hmm.
01:39On Monday night.
01:40Oh!
01:42Are we doing it?
01:43Ooh!
01:44Hell at the moon, brother.
01:46We're back.
01:46Oh, Survivor!
01:48Yep.
01:49Survivor is back.
01:50And this season, it's called...
01:52Redemption!
01:54So I think these are all previous players or am I wrong?
01:57Well, you're half wrong.
01:58Only a few have been on the show before.
02:00This is Harry.
02:01He's a returning player.
02:02Dirty Harry.
02:03Do you remember him?
02:03Dirty Harry!
02:04Oh, and Simon is back too.
02:06Not memory.
02:07Simon is very attractive.
02:10Oh, yep.
02:10That's Simon.
02:11But there's also some new Survivors, like Daniel.
02:14Pastors can't play a brutal, savage game like Survivor.
02:17Pasta?
02:17Yep.
02:18Pasta.
02:19Hallelujah!
02:20That's the one.
02:20I feel sorry for the people who play against me,
02:22because I got...
02:23I got God.
02:24I would drown myself if I had to sit next to him.
02:26Sorry!
02:27I'm here to win.
02:29Now go, Daniel.
02:29You're first out.
02:30Hold your horses.
02:31There's something else new this season too.
02:33They're playing to rewrite the story of who they are.
02:37Oh!
02:38Oh!
02:38No more JLP.
02:40We've got the golden god, David Gennett.
02:43David was literally the best player on Survivor of all time.
02:46This is Australian Survivor.
02:49Nah, don't rate him.
02:50It's been on for two seconds.
02:51Give the bloke a chance.
02:52Question is, is he going to wear a hat,
02:54and is he going to be Super Jack?
02:56Why not both?
02:57Welcome to Australian Survivor.
03:00Oh, you kind of look like him with short hair.
03:04Redemption.
03:05Yes.
03:05If he cut his hair, he could also look skinny and tired.
03:08Come on.
03:09We've got a challenge to get through.
03:10This reminds me of the Sydney 2000 Olympics.
03:13And a beach to check out.
03:14Oh, look at this.
03:16That's five star right there.
03:18And don't forget Daniel.
03:21Um, I've already forgotten your name again.
03:23My name's Eliza.
03:24Eliza.
03:25I forgot her name.
03:26Oh, Jesus Christ.
03:27Hey, not in front of the pastor.
03:29Praise the Lord.
03:30That's better.
03:30I'm so bad with names.
03:32Well, that's problematic, Daniel.
03:34You're on Survivor.
03:35May God be with you, Habibi.
03:37Yeah, because he might need help for this next challenge.
03:39Come on in.
03:40Oh, he's built like a brick house.
03:43He's growing on you, isn't he?
03:44Something's definitely growing, Leanne.
03:45You'll work together to lift three heavy wheels up and over high poles.
03:50He's got OH&S written all over it.
03:52You'll roll those wheels down a steep ramp into three narrow gates.
03:57First tribe to land all their wheels into those gates wins immunity.
04:01I'm really good at getting like trolleys in like a trolley bay from like a distance.
04:06So I reckon I'd be good at this.
04:07Perfect.
04:08What do you win?
04:09The tribal idol.
04:10That thing's a tribal idol.
04:11What is that?
04:12It's a little bonsai situation.
04:13That looks like a plant that you've been taking care of for six months, Sarah.
04:19Go!
04:19Alright, let's see if they can remember the instructions.
04:21They've got to get it in the slot.
04:22Ooh!
04:23Hey!
04:24Stop, stop.
04:25I've done this before.
04:26I've done this before?!
04:27Where have you been doing this?!
04:29In the 1840s on your wagon?!
04:32That's it, baby.
04:34That's it, baby.
04:35That's it, baby.
04:36That's it, baby!
04:36That's it, baby!
04:37It's good!
04:38Barrett has won!
04:38Oh, he got it.
04:39He's done this before!
04:42Wow, he got it.
04:44Is that the same guy?
04:45Yes!
04:46Mate, this guy's a surgeon!
04:47He really has done this before!
04:52Yes!
04:52Yes!
04:53Oh!
04:55Oh!
04:58Oh!
05:00Oh!
05:02Oh!
05:02Sorry there!
05:03Bit raw!
05:04Well, this elimination might get pretty raw.
05:07Reality is it's whoever was the biggest dick when you met them.
05:11I signed up to play Survivor.
05:12I didn't sign up to get a tan on a glorious beach.
05:15No, I'd have to vote him off because he's annoying.
05:17Well, Daniel wants someone else to go.
05:19Who's that?
05:19Some names that I heard thrown out was Jackson.
05:25Did he just say his name?
05:27He just told Jackson that Jackson's going to get voted out.
05:31Oh!
05:32He's so dumb.
05:35Sorry, not Jackson, the other...
05:36I always say the wrong day.
05:37Oh! What's going on?
05:39We've got to do something about Daniel.
05:40Get rid of him!
05:41Get rid of Daniel!
05:44Here we go. Tribal council.
05:45Guess what they're having for dinner tonight, Kate?
05:48Pastor.
05:51Miracles do happen.
05:52Yeah, but not for Pastor Daniel, because...
05:54First person voted out of Australian Survivor.
05:57Daniel.
05:59Bye-bye, Daniel.
06:01Go in peace and love with the Lord, Daniel.
06:06Survivor's good.
06:07I reckon it'd be the most humiliating thing if you're the first person voted out.
06:11You would 110% be the first person voted out.
06:14What do you mean?
06:24How's all the prep going, big fella, with the little one on the way?
06:28I built the cot the other day.
06:29How'd you go with that?
06:30Blew my back out.
06:34Sunday night on the ABC, we watched an Aussie fave with lots of...
06:38Dogs!
06:39Yep, it's...
06:40Mustard dogs!
06:41Woo-hoo!
06:42I don't like this show.
06:44Why you make me watch this, I don't know.
06:46You know, we would see different things.
06:47Yep.
06:48It's the show that turns pups and farmers into a mustering dream team.
06:52Oh, these dogs are so cute!
06:55Let's see how long Yoshi lasts on the couch.
06:58Dog, that's his...yep.
07:00See you, Yoshi.
07:01But for this ep, there's a twist.
07:03What?
07:03The participants will be working without their dogs.
07:07What?
07:07Whoa!
07:08It's mustard dogs, but the dogs aren't involved.
07:09What?
07:10We don't want to see the people, we want to see the dogs.
07:13I didn't sign up for this.
07:14Well, hang on, the farmers might be exciting.
07:16You reckon?
07:17No!
07:17I've come to the conclusion that I hate goats.
07:20What?
07:20He hates goats.
07:21Scared of cattle.
07:22What?
07:22Scared of cattle?
07:23How do you volunteer for this when you're scared of cows?
07:26God, I hate this show.
07:28Hold on, we haven't met Max.
07:30The type of stock handling I think I would kind of need help with is, um...
07:37Yeah, I guess, probably, um...
07:41Hello?
07:47Does he know where he is?
07:48He doesn't seem to know what's going on.
07:49Yeah, we should get the training started.
07:51Yeah.
07:52Here we go!
07:53Task one, reading stock signals.
07:56Reading stock signals?
07:57I wish I had that skill.
07:58I'd be a rich man.
07:59The handler must learn to keep a consistent distance on the livestock.
08:03That guy in the red shirt, he's cute.
08:05To keep them in the one position.
08:07You think that guy is attractive?
08:10Yeah, he's cute.
08:13Do you need my glasses?
08:15For their first task, the farmers will have to move livestock between two points.
08:19Oh, this is going to be interesting.
08:22Yeah!
08:22The first of the participants to be assessed is going to be Ian.
08:26Rustling up sheep.
08:27Well, that's a goat.
08:28Oh, they're goats.
08:29You're kidding me.
08:30And it's not off to a great start.
08:33Oh!
08:34Oh!
08:35One's got away.
08:36Righto, we're down to three.
08:37Okay, he failed that.
08:39Well, let's see how dogless Max does.
08:42So we're actually just sitting here?
08:43Yes.
08:44Watching animals go through a gate.
08:45There we are, yeah.
08:45Getting them through the markers is going to be difficult.
08:49Really?
08:49This is why we've got dogs to help us with mustering animals.
08:52Give it room to come back.
08:54No, stop there.
08:55Isn't mustering hilarious?
08:56It's be just outside their peripheral vision to make them nervous enough to move.
09:00It's all about timing and waiting until they're in position.
09:03Be a creepy person at the pub.
09:04Like this.
09:06Oh, get away.
09:07Let's try coming back the other way.
09:10I don't like that.
09:12Beautiful.
09:13When do the dogs get involved?
09:15Maybe they will in the second task.
09:16Oh, there's more tasks, boys.
09:18Oh, God.
09:19I feel like I'm watching the Olympics that no one asked for.
09:21Task two, recognising the flight zone.
09:24Hmm.
09:25I don't know what that means.
09:26No.
09:27The flight zone is how close you can get to the animal before it runs away.
09:31Isn't this just what they did before?
09:33I think that they're just making things up.
09:34So do we see the dogs in this task?
09:36Nope.
09:37Oh, come on.
09:38Where are the dogs?
09:40Max is having some difficulty keeping the mob together.
09:43He lost one of them.
09:44Do you know what would probably help him?
09:45A dog.
09:46Well, Rex doesn't need his dog.
09:48Wait, this is called muster dogs.
09:50Where are the dogs?
09:51We haven't seen a dog yet.
09:52Malik, are you enjoying this?
09:54No.
09:55Well, hang on.
09:55There's only one farmer left.
09:57Oh, thank goodness.
09:58Control your excitement, please.
10:00Courtney is completely out of her comfort zone.
10:03Oh, she hates cows.
10:04Why is she doing this thing?
10:06It's like me working in a school and being scared of kids.
10:07Work that out.
10:08She's great.
10:09Don't they do that in the movies before the ram?
10:11She's petrified.
10:12What's it going to do?
10:12Moo you to death?
10:13No.
10:14Can't do it.
10:14Yeah, but some people, i.e. me, don't like animals.
10:19Oh, it's looking right at me.
10:21This would be jab.
10:22Ha Allah, cause if he looks at me like that sideways one more time, I'm running out of here.
10:27I want my dog.
10:29Dogs.
10:30We've seen a dog.
10:30Hey.
10:34Are you kidding?
10:35Well enough dogs.
10:36I feel like I went to the movies to see Batman and I just saw Robin.
10:40Yeah, we've seen a lot of Robin, didn't we?
10:52In Sydney, Mia's still looking for love on the dating apps.
10:56No.
10:57No.
10:58No.
10:58No.
10:59Bleach hair.
11:00No.
11:01Oh, he's feeding her out.
11:02Who gets her feet out on a dating app?
11:03Oh, that's an ad.
11:03Why are they so old?
11:05I keep upping the ages until I find one I like.
11:09On Monday, it was time for another dramatic episode of...
11:12Mefs!
11:13The drama and the drama and the drama.
11:17What disaster we're going to see tonight.
11:19Are we doing it this year?
11:20Are we in?
11:20We're so in.
11:22Because this week, two new couples join Channel 9's social experiment.
11:26Oh!
11:27Intruder couple.
11:28Welcome to the bitchiness.
11:29Bring it on, baby.
11:31First up is former military man, Tyson.
11:35Oh, hello, Tyson.
11:36I'm joining the army.
11:38Being in the army has shaped me a lot as a person.
11:40I'm very disciplined.
11:41You're not that disciplined, mate.
11:42You can't even get your washing done on time.
11:43I want to make sure that she has the same beliefs, the same values
11:46and the same morals and principles as me.
11:48Is he American?
11:49No, but he's an absolute...
11:51Douchebag.
11:51That's a better word.
11:52I wouldn't want a woman that's woke.
11:54What?
11:55I hate woke.
11:56No.
11:57He's one of them.
11:58What would be a woke woman for you that you would just absolutely
12:01not be able to cope with?
12:03Here we go.
12:03A woman with green hair.
12:05What?
12:05You're out of it.
12:06I haven't got green hair, you moron.
12:08He said grey, didn't he?
12:09Green.
12:10A woman that's a complete feminist.
12:12A woman that hates Donald Trump.
12:13Oh, no.
12:14I don't want a woman with a high body count.
12:16Ah!
12:17He's lovely, this bloke, isn't he?
12:19I'm going to after a girl that has daddy issues.
12:20I've got daddy issues, I'm in a relationship.
12:23Well, wait till you meet Tyson's bride-to-be, Stephanie.
12:26Don't come at me with your woke shit.
12:28Oh, we're putting two anti-wokes together.
12:30When you've got two right wings, it's pretty hard to fly.
12:33As much as people, you know, hate him,
12:35it's taken something like Trump to come in and be like,
12:37we're putting a stop to this shit.
12:39Well, they've found the perfect match for him.
12:41They've also found the perfect match for fun-loving extrovert Juliet,
12:4631-year-old Joel.
12:47Oh, okay.
12:48I think there'll be a match.
12:49Yo, what's up?
12:50This is my real best man, right here.
12:52Oh, 31 years old, a bit too old, Joel.
12:55That's a red flag, brother.
12:57Hello, beautiful mum.
12:58Aw.
12:59My mother is my guru.
13:00She's my therapist.
13:01She's my spiritual guide.
13:02Oh, he's mummy's boy.
13:04I love this.
13:05Joel and I are very close.
13:07Would you like a banana?
13:09Red flag, red flag.
13:11When your mum sits there at the age of 30-something
13:13and puts bizetters on the table
13:15and makes you chicken sandwiches, there's something wrong.
13:18Joel texts me so many times a day, I have to put him on mute.
13:22She wants to get rid of him.
13:24Honestly, sometimes it's intense.
13:25Never trust a mummy's boy like you.
13:27You are a mummy's boy and you're a disaster.
13:29Who is this perfectly manicured, dapper, suave, sexy,
13:35unsophisticated, undomesticated
13:35who is unapologetically insult at all times
13:37with no exceptions for anyone, anything, anytime or anyplace?
13:40He's a cricket umpire.
13:41Immediately.
13:43Oh, dude, this guy's cringe.
13:45Time for Tyson and Stephanie to tie the knot.
13:47Tell you what there won't be a lot of.
13:48Welcome to country.
13:54When I saw her walk down the aisle,
13:55I did get some woke vibes there.
13:57He's getting woke vibes?
13:58The hair's blonde.
13:59And she's a trumper.
14:00So your woke vibes are well off.
14:03You know why?
14:03Because you're a...
14:04The person across from me today
14:05embraces woke culture will have a problem.
14:08Why does he keep using the word woke?
14:10It's like he learnt the word woke last week
14:12and he just cannot stop saying woke.
14:14Oh, thank God.
14:16She's like, thank God, I also hate people's rights.
14:19But not quite as much as her hubby Tyson.
14:21Apparently we're having five children.
14:22Five!
14:23Oh, my God.
14:24How can it be?
14:25It's only this big.
14:27Oh!
14:28Oh, no.
14:29Let him try and push dead the end of his penis
14:31and see how he goes.
14:33Five times.
14:34Do you want to be househusband?
14:35Hell no.
14:36Hell no.
14:37You may as well ask me if I want to wear a skirt around my mouth.
14:40What?
14:40Sis, you wanted this.
14:41You wanted someone that was not woke.
14:43I don't want someone that's going to bring masculine energy
14:45to a relationship.
14:46Sorry, like, have I missed something?
14:47What about her gives masculine?
14:49I think just because she opens her mouth.
14:50I want a woman that's somewhat submissive.
14:52Oh!
14:54Submissive!
14:55I hate that word.
14:56Where do they pick these people up from?
14:59Cram late at night.
15:00I think there's nothing better than like a woman that's,
15:03you know, submissive.
15:04Take a back seat to your life.
15:06What?
15:07Oh, my Jesus.
15:09You're going to be shingle forever, my luck, huh?
15:11Well, maybe things are going better for Joel and Juliet.
15:13One thing about me is that I have an insatiable appetite,
15:16not just for food, but for life, for love.
15:19Oh, well, that's nice.
15:20And, of course, for my wife.
15:22Is that a Borat reference?
15:24Yeah.
15:26Oh, Joel.
15:27All right.
15:27Let's just get to Joel's best man speech.
15:30Oh, I mean, mum.
15:31Joel's best mum speech.
15:32No, I can't.
15:33I can't.
15:34He's always very close to me and to his childhood teddy.
15:37Oh, my God.
15:38And he still likes to lie on my lap and have me scratch his back.
15:43Oh, my God.
15:45What's he having here for a bad day at work and she's going,
15:46it's okay.
15:46Come on, baby.
15:47Come on, get in there.
15:48I hope you're ready, Juliet.
15:49Run, woman, run.
15:51I'm here to find the love of my life.
15:54Nope.
15:54You need to run now.
15:55Just go now.
15:56Leave now.
15:58Walk out city.
16:01What in God's name was that episode?
16:06I thought Jad was bad.
16:08Are you kidding me?
16:08Those two grooms made you look like Bachelor of the Year.
16:24I have some colleagues that have visited us this week and we were discussing what we do
16:29after work.
16:29One person suggested go down the pub, have a few drinks and shit the bed.
16:34What?
16:34And we were like, what?
16:35She goes, you know, yarn.
16:37We were like, do you mean shoot the breeze?
16:39Hey!
16:39She was like, yeah, that, that.
16:41Oh, my God.
16:42This week on 10, we watched the grand finale of...
16:49I'm the celebrity.
16:50Get me out of here.
16:54Wait, are we crowning?
16:55Are we crowning?
16:56That's right.
16:57A celebrity's head is in sight.
16:59And with one last push, we'll find out whose it is.
17:03The season has just flown.
17:05I don't want it to end.
17:07Well, neither do these two.
17:09We don't want it to be over.
17:11Is Robert Irwin wearing a singlet underneath a suit?
17:13How a lesbian is giving?
17:15To place that crown on your favourite celeb's head.
17:17How many are left?
17:18How have we got?
17:19You are the final three.
17:21Yeah!
17:21Yeah!
17:22The final three consists of footballer slash podcaster slash influencer slash book reviewer
17:28Luke.
17:28He's done everything.
17:29He's done everything.
17:31Everything.
17:32Everything.
17:34Thing.
17:35He's done a lot.
17:35If you'd like Conchetta.
17:37Name Queen of the Jungle.
17:38Conchetta.
17:39Chinchilla.
17:39Conchetta.
17:40Conchetta.
17:40Conchetta.
17:41Who is Conchetta?
17:43Anyway.
17:43That's her.
17:44Or to worship King Gary of the Jungle, you need to vote Gary.
17:48Gary!
17:49Gary!
17:49Gary!
17:50King Gary is my baby!
17:53The nation loves Gary.
17:54I'm so into Gary's swim.
17:56Isn't he gorgeous?
17:56Oh my God, yeah, he's hot.
17:58Even getting older, he's hot.
17:59Yeah, we get it.
18:00To celebrate?
18:01Tonight you dine in style.
18:03And because this is the finale, the celebrities will be skipping their regular diet of scorpions
18:08and pig nipples to instead be eating...
18:11Charcuterie.
18:11What?
18:12Are they going to be eating an anus before they eat this or what?
18:14I hope so.
18:15No, but Gary Sweet does love a salty rim.
18:17A margarita.
18:19Oh, Gary's a margarita kind of guy.
18:21Yeah, baby.
18:22Oh!
18:22See, after that long in the jungle not eating anything, you have a Negroni, they're going
18:27to be pissed.
18:28When...
18:30They're going to start hugging each other and telling each other they love them soon.
18:33I love Luke and Gary so much.
18:37I bloody love you.
18:40Oh, I love you too.
18:42No, you can't love...because I love you.
18:45Thankfully, the celebrities have a night to recover from the cocktails.
18:50And the next morning, a surprise awaits.
18:53Oh, it's Luke's mum.
18:55Oh, here we go.
18:56He's the tease.
18:56Love this.
18:58Look at her feet dangling.
18:59They don't even touch the floor.
19:04He's going to cry.
19:05He's going to cry.
19:07Hello.
19:08He's crying.
19:09He's crying.
19:10Hello, Mumma.
19:12He's a mummy's boy, Luke.
19:13He's a mummy's boy?
19:14Yes.
19:15So, why are you tapping me?
19:17Who's nearly 40 and your mum still cuts your toenails?
19:20I mean...
19:21What are you doing?
19:22That's a beautiful mother-son moment, isn't it?
19:27You farted again, eh?
19:30Bro.
19:31This is...
19:32He's having a nice moment with his mum, and you're ripping absolute stinkers.
19:37Next is a surprise for Gary.
19:40Here we go.
19:41Gary's kids?
19:41These guys are grandkids?
19:44Is it dad or granddad?
19:46Grandson.
19:46Dad!
19:48Oh, it's dad!
19:50Are they Gary's kids?
19:52Aren't they a bit...
19:53Isn't he a bit...
19:54And they're a bit...
19:55How old do you reckon he is?
19:5668.
19:57Wow.
19:58Wow.
19:58So he had kids at 57.
20:00Then he had another one at 60.
20:03Gary had a kid at 60.
20:04So a little bit.
20:0760.
20:07How good is this?
20:1060.
20:11Good on him.
20:12Good on him.
20:13Conchetta also sees her family.
20:15He had a newborn at 60.
20:17Yes, it's very impressive.
20:20But now it's time for the big reveal.
20:23Who will wear the crown?
20:24Are we crowning?
20:25Either Luke, Conchetta or Gary.
20:27Come on, let's give it to Gaz.
20:29Everyone loves Gary.
20:30Yeah, Gary!
20:31Yeah, Gary!
20:3260.
20:33And?
20:33The other two are still in it.
20:35Who is Luke again?
20:37I don't know.
20:38And then you have Conchetta.
20:40Come on, Gary.
20:41The winner.
20:42Oh, here we go!
20:44If I'm a celebrity, get me out of here.
20:46Conchetta's going to win, I think.
20:47I reckon Gary.
20:48Gary!
20:50Yeah, Gary!
20:5260.
20:53It's Conchetta!
20:56Oh!
20:58Oh!
20:58Yes!
20:59You picked it.
21:00Told ya.
21:00Gary!
21:04You are the queen of the jungle.
21:07How do you feel?
21:10Yay!
21:11How do we look?
21:13I'm happy for who?
21:14Well done, Conchetta.
21:18It's just like a continuous clap.
21:20Just keep clapping.
21:24You reckon Gary would have changed his last name?
21:28From sweet to bitter?
21:34Just tell me when we stop clapping.
21:36How?
21:37Keep going.
21:39A good season.
21:40I'm happy with this season.
21:41They've got to wait.
21:41That's going to be hard to beat.
21:4360.
21:47Surely we've got to stop clapping soon.
21:49Now I'm clapping.
21:50The clap is contagious, right?
22:03Don't spray if you can't see it.
22:05That stinks.
22:06This moutines odorless, Faye.
22:09Bullshit.
22:09I can smell it.
22:10Smells like a fart.
22:14Did you just fart?
22:16Not yet.
22:17Tuesday night on SBS, we watched the first episode of a two-part doco series all about...
22:24Australia's greatest con man.
22:26Greatest con man?
22:26It's you, Judd.
22:27You finally got your own doco after all these years.
22:30One of the wildest stories in Australian modern history.
22:33Presented by Mark Fennell, this doco tells the story of John Friedrich.
22:37Who's John Friedrich?
22:39In the 80s, he defrauded the banks out of nearly $300 million.
22:43What?
22:44Pretty clever, this dude.
22:45John Friedrich created an entire aviation and sea rescue agency.
22:50Oh, wow.
22:50It's like a movie.
22:52It's the most highly trained and resourced organisation of its type in Australia.
22:56We're the first to bring in aerial water bombing of fires.
22:59Wow.
23:00Sounds like a talented guy.
23:02Yeah, so far he sounds amazing.
23:04The organisation just smacked of money.
23:07Where's the money coming from?
23:08Ten's political correspondent Kerry O'Brien had the same question.
23:12How have you financed your expansion?
23:14Where you go like everybody else does, to the bank and borrow the funds?
23:18He looks like the guy from the Guess Who game.
23:19Is he bold?
23:20Yes.
23:21Oh, sure.
23:21He's got hair on the sides?
23:22Yes.
23:22You'd get a bear transplant, wouldn't you?
23:24You'd go to Turkey.
23:25Well, Friedrich was going to every bank in town, borrowing money to pay massive work invoices.
23:31Those invoices did not exist.
23:33Basically, he was lying.
23:35Oh, Fredo the fraud.
23:37In 1989, John Friedrich vanished.
23:40And he's missing.
23:41This was the moment when he went on the run.
23:44Where'd he go, Spain?
23:45I can be at the Bahamas.
23:46Has anyone checked in Turkey?
23:49It's finished.
23:50We don't get to find any more.
23:52We've got to watch the next episode.
23:53Yep.
23:54And on Wednesday night, we tuned in for EP2.
23:57Where we find out how John was really getting his money.
24:01How did he do it?
24:02Here was one of the keys to his multi-million dollar scam.
24:05Shipping containers.
24:06And as far as the banks and everyone else was concerned, he would fill that container
24:10with expensive rescue equipment.
24:12We can rapidly deploy it wherever it's needed.
24:14It's a very good idea.
24:16The problem was all the other ones were empty.
24:18Oh, so they're empty.
24:19Empty.
24:19Empty.
24:20Empty.
24:20Empty.
24:21Yeah, empty.
24:22An empty container meant cash in a John Friedrich-controlled bank account.
24:26How smart is that?
24:27And how dumb are the bankers?
24:28I love a little bit of a bank rip-off.
24:30Would be nice, wouldn't it?
24:31Dickhead, it's because of you we have all these taxes and bloody ABN numbers and bullshit and
24:37bullshit.
24:38Um, sure.
24:39Anyway, when John went missing, his face was everywhere.
24:42His face was all over the television.
24:44Anyone who was vaguely round-faced, slightly balding, was being bailed up on the street.
24:51You would have been arrested straight up.
24:53Get out.
24:53Including this tourist.
24:55This guy looks like him.
24:56Arrested nine times since early yesterday.
25:00No, I'm not John Friedrich.
25:02Is it bad to say that they all look the same?
25:04We had a team that was working on his identity.
25:08And it turns out he was using different names as well.
25:11Do you recognize that person?
25:13Who is he?
25:13Holmberger.
25:15Fritz, Fritz Holmberger.
25:16Fritz Holmberger.
25:18What a name!
25:19Sounds like a Happy Meal.
25:20Fry's hamburger.
25:22Yeah.
25:22That's faker than the first name.
25:24After weeks of wild speculation.
25:26They got him.
25:27In a caravan park.
25:28What?
25:29He stole a hundred million dollars and he was in a caravan park.
25:32Goes to show how expensive Australia is.
25:34John Friedrich has been arrested beside a West Australian highway.
25:38Is it the real John though?
25:40No, it's the backpacker again.
25:42Are you sure that the man you've got is John Friedrich?
25:45That is the real John.
25:46Look at that hairline.
25:46Ultimately, John Friedrich was charged with 98 counts of fraud and deception.
25:51Look at him, the cheeky bugger.
25:53Don't you just want to go and wipe that smirk off his face?
25:56No, I don't care.
25:57Oh, so he robs the money from the banks.
25:59They have a lot of money.
26:00They rob us.
26:01Have you seen those overdrawn fees?
26:02What makes John Friedrich's fraud different to most other frauds?
26:06He doesn't get the money.
26:08What the hell?
26:09So where was the money going?
26:10It simply ran the entire National Safety Council.
26:14Oh, so he didn't spend it on himself or keep it.
26:16This money stayed in Victoria.
26:18Even though it's morally wrong, this guy is actually helping thousands of people be rescued.
26:23He may have committed the largest fraud in the country,
26:25but the man himself was actually broke.
26:28What a twist.
26:29He should have put his money into hamburgers.
26:32And while John was out on bail, things took a dark turn.
26:36What's happened?
26:37You've now positively identified the deceased person,
26:40and it is John Friedrich.
26:42No.
26:43Oh, that's awful.
26:45Well, it's a very sad ending.
26:47He takes his own life about a kilometre from his house.
26:51Oh, that's actually quite sad.
26:53So was he a good bloke or a bad bloke?
26:54You cannot deny that it saved lives.
26:58Like, is what he did actually that bad?
27:00He's a con man, and you're being conned.
27:02You are a literal con man's dream.
27:07I'm going to have to bail you out one day from something.
27:09It's going to be a bloody cult.
27:11100%.
27:11Lainey, worry, I've joined a cult.
27:12I'm naked in the fields.
27:14Fantastic.
27:14Get in my Hyundai and shut up.
27:16Get a grip.
27:31I've been with love.
27:31So, my first year anniversary coming up, I said to Sara, let's go to a theatre.
27:36A theatre?
27:37Yeah.
27:37or watch a play or a musical and so it's like are you okay who have you been talking to
27:42don't worry
27:43about a restaurant like let's go to a theater even the way you're saying theater doesn't sound
27:47natural like you've never said the word before this week on binge we watched a wholesome new
27:54series all about wool hosted by this guy a new generation of knitters are taking the world by
28:00storm it's tom daly famous for knitting scarves at the olympics he's so wholesome he's so cute
28:07homo yep that's him and now tom's hosting a brand new knitting competition show is knitting
28:14like you've never seen it before what is tv coming to pottery done baking done sewing done welcome
28:21it's a game of wool knitting knitting is having a comeback really mind-blowing challenges right here
28:28in our magical yarn bar what on earth is he wearing oh he's so fabulous welcome knitters oh look at
28:35the
28:35motley crew and judging the show i have true knitting vips i've just gone to the local nursing
28:42home and found the two women knitting i heard the judges have to change every season there
28:46your first solo challenge we'd like you to make a tank top a tank top we'd like you to make
28:52it your
28:53story defining who you are there's a lot of yarns yeah yeah shut up knitters have full creative freedom
29:01to design and knit their own story i would put a train on it as in on my train rick
29:06they have just
29:0812 hours i don't think some of these contestants have 12 hours left well we better meet them quickly
29:13then first up is cruise ship singer gordon and i'm knitting like mad gordon does not look like a knitter
29:20nah he looks like a security guard yes next we meet isaac i knit primarily for myself i don't need
29:26to
29:26stick to any deadlines okay so isaac's unemployed isaac's tank top features a gaggle of geese i love
29:32geese oh that's nice roast goose is my favorite protein library worker dipsy knits to unwind dipsy
29:39is that a name yes you're one of the teletubbies and lastly we meet holger i'm not surprised he's
29:45a neater i'm feeling very stressed about time oh my gosh humpty dumpty i think he's had a few falls
29:49yeah amazing thank you all right first to show their masterpiece is gordon oh here he is come on
29:55hagrid gordon i really like the overall design it's a bit of a mess what he's produced oh that's
30:01shit ass brother quite an undertaking that's fashion derelict fashion can i just say it tells me a lot
30:08about you that's something hagrid would wear oh yeah it is well let's see if elsa's is any better wow
30:14it's so beautiful well i like that that's nice what's with the hole in the back i would wear it
30:20it's got a glory hole at the back oh my gosh and it's got a weird bow tie at the
30:24front yeah i'm
30:25actually gonna buy one next up isaac i like the geese really a stroke of genius really i love it
30:32i
30:32don't know like einstein was a genius the guy who put geese on a vest well that's ugly what's next
30:37dipty
30:38oh oh dipty that's cute unfortunately not oh his head doesn't fit through i was very upset that he
30:45couldn't wear it that means dipty's gone home is that the end not yet there's still one more challenge
30:51and this one's a team knit team it oh god hurry up we want you to come up as a
30:57team with a fitted
30:59sofa cover a sofa cover you're not going to have very much time to do it well then shut up
31:04you have
31:0410 hours 10 hours yep and after 10 hours of knitting sewing and teamwork we don't have enough
31:12pieces to cover the sofa yet don't let dipty be in charge of the measurements the first team come up
31:17with this it's incomplete looks like lincroft threw up oh all right well what do you think of this one
31:25gross but it's better than the one let's see what the judges think it's wow but it's not oh wow
31:32oh
31:32it's wow enough all right wow wow one sofa demonstrated a better design concept and
31:40execution oh i wonder which one that is the hombre let's set the sun on that fugly couch and move
31:47on
31:47but wait someone from the fugly couch team has to go home this is a competition someone get eliminated
31:53i'll just stand up and say i'll go the person being cast off is dipty tipty dipty dipty
32:02gordon gordon gordon gordon no gordon i'm a three-ship singer
32:06great hug come on everyone hey
32:08oh i am my lord kumbaya thank you everyone now i've seen it all
32:17thank the lord no look there'll be people that love that that knit and do all that and think it's
32:22Fantastic.
32:23Yeah, but I'm not one of them.
32:40And I actually caught the train and bus to work today.
32:43Oh, OK.
32:45I was like, you've got the workers, you've got the trainees,
32:48you've got the school kids.
32:49It was a plethora of people from everywhere.
32:51A plethora, even.
32:53New experiences, new vocabulary.
32:55I was like, I should catch public transport more often.
32:57Will you?
33:01This week...
33:02I'm a cover girl.
33:04..we watched a new Bear All documentary series
33:06about the downfall of America's next top model.
33:09Tiffany, I'm extremely disappointed in you.
33:11Oh, Tyra Banks, here we go.
33:14You come in here with a defeatist attitude.
33:15I don't have a bear attitude.
33:16I remember that scene.
33:19This is iconic.
33:20Just stop it!
33:21I have never in my life yelled at a girl like this.
33:24I was rooting for you.
33:25We were all rooting for you.
33:27This show was the darling of the reality TV world.
33:2910,000 girls turned out for America's next top model.
33:32It was huge.
33:33I ate this up.
33:35Until it all came tumbling down.
33:37It can make you or break you.
33:39I think it broke a lot.
33:42Reality check inside America's next top model.
33:45This is the expose on top model about how toxic it was.
33:48It's like Big Fat Loser.
33:49The Biggest Loser.
33:51Big Fat Loser.
33:53It's time to talk about it.
33:55The good and the bad, the ugly.
33:56Are they going after Tyra or no?
33:58I haven't really said much.
34:00But now it's time.
34:01Where is she now?
34:03She's in Sydney selling ice cream.
34:05Really?
34:05She does ice cream now?
34:06Yeah, now she's Mr Whitby.
34:08Oh yeah, you're right.
34:10I just Googled it.
34:11Fun fact that you didn't need to know, but now you know.
34:12I'm going to take you to 2020.
34:15It was COVID.
34:16Everyone's inside.
34:17Binging TV.
34:19We were.
34:19We were starving for it.
34:21And started to binge top model.
34:23And it went from this thing that everybody loves to like,
34:25look how wrong this is.
34:26Gen Z not taking kindly to stuff you did in the 2000s.
34:29They could not get away with this now.
34:31Tyra Banks should have been called out years ago.
34:34America's Next Top Model was so unhinged.
34:36She got retrospectively cancelled.
34:38What I think is important is to understand where that came from.
34:42Is this justification factor?
34:43What is this?
34:44Apology to her salvaging of my reputation.
34:47I think she's just cashing in somewhat.
34:48Tyra came up with the concept in the early 2000s.
34:51I created a show where you saw what it took to become a model.
34:57The story arc goes like this.
34:58What a great positive show.
35:00There are so many things that it takes to be a top model.
35:04And you guys are going to be put through lots of different tests.
35:08It would have been a rude shock to come on this show thinking
35:10that it was genuinely about training you up to be a model.
35:14All the girls with a Brazilian bikini wax.
35:16They're waxing the chuch on national television.
35:19God, I would not want someone to see me getting a Brazilian wax.
35:24That's just torture on TV.
35:27Oh my God, no.
35:28I need to get mine done before I go to Sydney for Mardi Gras next week.
35:32I don't know if that's enough wax for that, Tyra.
35:35Judges could be a little cruel.
35:37A little bit.
35:37Stupid bitch.
35:38I like Giselle because I think she needs to tighten up.
35:40She's got a wide ass.
35:41It's kind of wide.
35:43She's cold as fat.
35:44I'm 18 years old, growing into my body.
35:46And she's like, Giselle, she's got a wide ass.
35:49This wasn't just damaging for the women on the show.
35:51It was damaging for like women as a whole.
35:53It was very, very intense.
35:55I'm interested to see if she owns any of this.
35:57Just hide them out.
35:59I'm going to do it again.
36:00Whoa.
36:00See, Tyra's no good.
36:02Tyra was a tyrant.
36:03And she got the green light to mentor a whole new bunch of hopefuls.
36:07Who's this girl now?
36:09Chandy.
36:09Sullivan.
36:10I work at a Walgreens.
36:11Not too.
36:12The baby's going on this show.
36:14They called me at work.
36:15They're like, so you made the cut.
36:18Imagine that, just working at Walgreens and then you're the next top model.
36:21Perfection personify.
36:23Oh, a compliment from her.
36:24Yours were some of the best photographs he's taken all year.
36:26Whoa.
36:27So they've built her up.
36:28It goes downhill from there.
36:29Did you want to win it all?
36:31I did until...
36:32Until what?
36:33Until what happened in Milan.
36:35What happened in Milan?
36:36Ciao.
36:37Ciao.
36:38Here's how you'll be getting around Milan.
36:39Now come and choose your driver.
36:41These are random Italian blokes.
36:42And then someone thought it was a good idea for the drivers to stop by the contestants' hotel.
36:49I don't think I'd eaten anything at all or had any sleep.
36:53Um, no.
36:55I remember getting in the hot tub and I was pretty drunk at that point.
36:59Drunk?
36:59And then basically kids?
37:01No one did anything to stop it.
37:02What?
37:03I was blacked out.
37:04Oh no.
37:05All I remember is just like, I'm on top of me.
37:07Where was the film crew?
37:08And it all got filmed.
37:10What?
37:10That's awful.
37:11All of it.
37:13Oh my God.
37:15Where's the duty of care?
37:16Tyra Banks!
37:17How dare you let this go to air?
37:20A more difficult territory is Shandy.
37:23Shouldn't be.
37:24Okay.
37:24Oh hang on.
37:25The sexual assault story?
37:26Can't quite remember it.
37:28You remember the story with Shandy?
37:30Um.
37:33Oh no.
37:34Cliffhanger.
37:35How's she gonna back out of that one?
37:37Yeah explain yourself please.
37:38No.
37:38Her moving down under makes more and more sense.
37:41She's even had to leave the entire industry and make ice cream.
37:56I was on the couch the other day with Celia watching The Incredibles.
38:00Oh best movie.
38:01And she goes, oh daddy he has really big arms.
38:04Talking about Mr Incredible.
38:05Yes.
38:06And she turned to me and she said, you have really small arms.
38:08Got a gym membership now?
38:09Yeah I do.
38:10Yeah.
38:11I'm gonna start doing some bicep curls.
38:12Yeah that's tough.
38:14This week we watched a show about a strange American thing called...
38:18Sorority rush.
38:19Sorority rush?
38:20If you're going through rush, you're gonna want to get on my radar.
38:23If you've got thrush, you're on her radar.
38:26It's a bit weird.
38:27Do all these women have thrush?
38:28I'm just like a sweaty mess.
38:31No, the phenomenon in question is called rush.
38:34What does rush mean?
38:36Great question.
38:36It's got something to do with sororities.
38:39But what's a sorority?
38:40Great question.
38:41I think it's where they live when they're at college.
38:43Rush is the process where sororities recruit new members.
38:47I live for the sorority rush week.
38:50Eh?
38:50What's that mean?
38:51Great question.
38:52What are we watching?
38:53Great question.
38:54It is a great question.
38:55It is a full phenomenon over there.
38:58But what is it?
38:59What is this, guys?
39:00What's this about?
39:01I don't know.
39:02What...
39:03What...
39:03Can someone explain this?
39:05Sorority.
39:06Doesn't that mean...
39:07No, that's sobriety.
39:08Anyone else?
39:09So you've got sororities, fraternities in American college systems.
39:14One's for guys, one's for girls.
39:16Rush is like the week before, almost like O week, where you put all your applications out
39:20to a sorority or fraternity, and then rush is when they pick you.
39:24Now I get it.
39:25And the final thing you need to know is that the mums are really into it.
39:29I'm living vicariously through her.
39:31I might want it more than Emily.
39:33Oh, is this a dance mums for sorority houses?
39:37Pretty much.
39:38No, this is not a real TV show.
39:40There's some things that just happen in America that I don't understand.
39:45Hey y'all, it's Alexis, and all I've been working on is a rush.
39:49Southern girl Alexis is hoping to get into the sorority that her mum was in, once upon
39:55a time.
39:55My family has always been active in sororities.
40:00Look how old her mum is.
40:00It's a big deal in the south.
40:03This is her mum.
40:03She looks like a great grandmother.
40:05Well, rush is difficult.
40:07It's a very hard process.
40:08Look at that house.
40:09Like they might have owned some questionable farms back in the day.
40:13I dare say that that house may have a master suite, if you know what I'm saying.
40:17I went to the University of Georgia.
40:19Her mum went through rush, like pre-war.
40:22I think she was the woman that told Rosa Parks she couldn't sit on the bus.
40:27Lexi, this is Bill Iverson, the number one rush coach in America.
40:32A coach?
40:33First thing we're going to do, we don't put our hands in front of our privates.
40:37What?
40:38We don't cup the cooter, Miss Paula.
40:41Don't cup the cooter.
40:44I love that saying.
40:45I want to go over your resume.
40:48Resume?
40:48I want to look at your videos.
40:50This is like an etiquette coach for getting into the sorority.
40:54I truly think Americans are on some sort of medication.
40:58Paula, Paula.
40:58But also, we're legacies.
41:00You've got homework.
41:01Tell me.
41:02You're going to learn how to become mute for the first time in your life.
41:05I like this coach.
41:06Next, Bill heads even further south to help this girl get into her chosen sorority.
41:13Tell me what we're doing.
41:14So I'm just a regular southern girl.
41:16She's a country bumpkin girl who's, oh baby sugar honey and all this kind of stuff.
41:21This guy is literally Will Ferrell playing a role.
41:24If you're acting like you're the po-broke girl falling off the turnip truck, you're going
41:29to get treated that way.
41:30Now, don't get me wrong.
41:31I love a man with a project.
41:33However, has he been in a sorority house himself?
41:36It's a great question.
41:36It is a great question.
41:38What qualifications does Bill have?
41:40Great question.
41:40Bill knows everything about thrush.
41:42The rush?
41:43Sorry, yeah, rush.
41:44For example, this crucial step of the process.
41:48Get ready with me to make my round one rush video.
41:51I'm low-key nervous.
41:52What the hell?
41:53You need to do a get ready with me TikTok video to make it through.
41:57What?
41:58It's okay to bring that little bit of chillier girl out.
42:00That is everything wrong with the world.
42:02And the big day has finally arrived, where thousands and thousands of young women descend
42:07on the colleges.
42:09My God, how many of them are there?
42:10All of the girls, they are handed envelopes.
42:12And it will tell them which sorority they got a bid to.
42:16I thought you just have, like, you get in by just being hot.
42:18Come on now.
42:19Anyway, coincidentally, both Alexis.
42:22Yep, you're hot.
42:23Through.
42:24And the southern girl.
42:25Hot.
42:26Through.
42:26Had no trouble getting into the sororities they wanted.
42:29Hooray!
42:30And college life can begin.
42:32What about the studying?
42:35America is such an odd place.
42:37Do you know how I got into my college accommodation?
42:39I filled in a form.
42:41Black following, we're just happy to get into any university.
42:43It seems like you were just out.
42:47You're you.
42:55I am.
42:55I am.
42:58You are.
43:00You are.
43:00You are.
43:01You are.
43:06You are.
43:06You are.
43:07You are.
43:07You are.
43:08You are.
43:08They're doing a lot of practice.
43:09They had some good cardio. Oh, mate.
43:12For the past two weeks, Australia's had Winter Olympics fever.
43:15Of course!
43:16But since we couldn't get the rights to the footage,
43:19here's the next best thing.
43:22Cool running!
43:24Yes!
43:25This is one of my favourite movies.
43:28Yeah, I loved Cool Running.
43:30Right back to my childhood, mate.
43:32It takes you back to Nana's house. Take your mark.
43:34The story begins with young sprinter Dereese Bannock
43:38trying to qualify for Jamaica's Olympic team.
43:41Oh, to get into the Summer Olympics.
43:43Exactly.
43:44But then, disaster strikes.
43:47Ooh-wah! Ooh!
43:48The three fastest boys all tripped over.
43:51Exactly.
43:51Remember, like, that Steve guy?
43:53Exactly.
43:54The rollerblader? Wait, what?
43:56Not the rollerblade, the blade runner?
43:58Harrison Ford.
43:59And he was coming pretty much last or second last,
44:02and they all fell.
44:03Steve Bradley.
44:04Oh, that'll do.
44:05Anyway, after spotting an old photo of his dad,
44:08Dereese comes up with a plan B.
44:10Who's the other man that picks you with my father?
44:12Oh, Irving Britzer, who's an Olympic bobsledder
44:15who tried to get your father to switch sports.
44:18That's how it started!
44:20Because that's basically who bobsledders are, aren't they?
44:22Failed sprinters.
44:23Wow.
44:24I think they're white sprinters.
44:25Exactly.
44:26Anyway, Dereese and his best friend Sunkar
44:28then track down Blitzer in a nearby bar.
44:31Are you Mr Irving Blitzer?
44:33Well, that depends on who's asking.
44:35Oh, my God, John Candy!
44:37That's right.
44:37He is hilarious.
44:39That's right.
44:40Was hilarious.
44:41He's dead now.
44:41That's right.
44:42Anyway, after convincing Blitzer to come on board as coach...
44:46Just give me a chance.
44:47I'll give you a chance.
44:49I'll give anyone a chance, can we?
44:50Hey.
44:52Hey.
44:53The other two disqualified sprinters round out the crew.
44:56Say hello to the first Jamaican bobsled team.
44:59Aloha!
45:01That's not Jamaican.
45:02And then it's down to business.
45:04Is this the training montage?
45:05Oh, yeah.
45:07Whoa!
45:09Bang!
45:10Sanka.
45:11You a dead man?
45:12Yeah, man.
45:13Done.
45:14Then the team heads north to Canada to qualify for the games.
45:17But things don't go smoothly.
45:19They're all shocked.
45:20Well, it makes sense.
45:21The last thing in Jamaica you'd ever see would be snow.
45:25Well, thanks, Matt.
45:27They then get their first real bobsled.
45:29Oh, my God.
45:30It is an actual shitbox.
45:33Do you reckon they bought that off Facebook Marketplace?
45:35Mm-hmm.
45:35Have their first training run on real ice.
45:37Oh, no.
45:39It's an embarrassment to Jamaica.
45:40And get a frosty reception from their fellow competitors.
45:43You have no business here, Jamaica.
45:46Piss off.
45:46It's a bobsledding to the real man.
45:48Why are the evil people always German?
45:50A question historians have been grappling with for decades.
45:53But anyway, it's here things start to turn around.
45:56Now look in the mirror and tell me what you see.
45:58Here we go.
45:59Love this hype session.
46:01I see pride.
46:02I see power.
46:03I see a badass mother.
46:04Who don't take no crap out of nobody.
46:07Who don't take no crap out of nobody.
46:08That's right!
46:08I see pride!
46:08I can't hear you!
46:09I see power!
46:10I see a badass mother.
46:12I don't take no crap out of nobody!
46:14What's right!
46:15About to kick off!
46:17Yes!
46:19Booth.
46:20Classic 90s fight move.
46:22Here comes Sankar!
46:24But now they're a team, because they're sticking up for each other.
46:27Yeah, nothing unites the boys like a few beers and a punch on.
46:32Don't condone the glassing.
46:34Yeah, don't glass people.
46:35And they take the new team spirit onto the qualifying track,
46:38where this happens.
46:39Is it under 60?
46:41They qualified. They're in.
46:43I hope they've got plenty of condoms.
46:45And they carry that momentum into the main event.
46:48Jamaica, we have the Bobstead team.
46:50We've got the Wanderies and the one junior.
46:52You sunk, the fastest of the fastest of Jamaican sprinters.
46:56Going to Canada, race for Jamaica.
46:58How do you know all the words?
47:00Because my party trick.
47:01And after an early heat that defies the odds,
47:04rockets them up the leaderboard.
47:05They're now in eighth.
47:06Well, that's not bad.
47:07They enter their final run, dreaming of a medal.
47:10So this is it.
47:11We could see history in the making.
47:14Paul, do you reckon they're going to do it?
47:15I reckon they'll get top five.
47:17I hope they get top three.
47:18Feel the rhythm.
47:19Feel the rhyme.
47:20Get on up.
47:21It's bobsled time.
47:23We're ready.
47:24Legs!
47:25I know.
47:26Every word of these movies.
47:29Look how fast they are.
47:30And even with that...
47:32Uh-oh.
47:33The Jamaicans are flying through the birds.
47:35Something coming loose there?
47:37Oh!
47:38No!
47:39Oh!
47:40Oh!
47:42Oh!
47:44Oh!
47:45Oh!
47:47Oh!
47:47Oh!
47:54I'm getting all teary.
48:11I thought they won the gold.
48:13No, they didn't.
48:16Oh, he still makes me choke up.
48:18I'm going to cry.
48:19Is this the ending?
48:21Yes.
48:21You are kidding!
48:25What an absolute classic.
48:27They don't make movies like this anymore.
48:29No, they don't.
48:30It's about how you play the game whole, not whether you win.
48:33But if things are based on true stories, just change it.
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