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00:07From Studio 6P and Rockefeller Center in the Heart of New York City,
00:11it's the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Sutherland.
00:15Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:17Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests, Taraji T. Henson and
00:20Kendrick the Entertainer, Flea, Camila Moreau, and
00:24featuring the legendary Ruth Crew.
00:30And now, here he is, Jimmy Sutherland!
00:38Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:41Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:43Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:45Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:47Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
00:50I love you, come on now.
00:52Nice, right.
00:54Yeah, you go, hey!
00:59Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
01:02Come on.
01:03I love you.
01:04Enjoy yourself, everybody.
01:05Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:09You're here.
01:11Thank you for being here.
01:14Let's get to some news, everybody.
01:16Well, guys, according to a new poll,
01:17President Trump's approval rating just dropped to a record low.
01:21Ooh.
01:22Yeah.
01:24It's exciting.
01:25If it goes any lower, it will match the actual price of gas.
01:27Oh.
01:28Yeah.
01:29We're gonna meet at 19.
01:31Yep, Trump's approval rating is down to 34%.
01:35Wow.
01:36Yeah.
01:36Just to give you an idea, Jeffrey Epstein's at 35%.
01:41I don't get it.
01:42TSA lines are four hours long.
01:44Gas costs more than gold.
01:45We just started a war in the Middle East.
01:47I mean, what do people want from this guy?
01:51Meanwhile, the U.S. has now entered its fourth week in the war with Iran,
01:55and the White House still doesn't appear to have an exit strategy.
01:58It feels like being stuck in an escape room with your dumbest friends.
02:02Clue!
02:03Clue!
02:04We need a clue!
02:06Open the drawer.
02:06Open the drawer again.
02:08Clue!
02:08No, the other drawer.
02:11And today, Trump said the Strait of Hormuz could open very soon,
02:15and it might be jointly controlled by himself and the new Ayatollah.
02:19You know Trump's in control when he turns the whole Strait into a giant lazy river.
02:24Meanwhile, Trump said the U.S. is talking with a top person in Iran,
02:28but not the supreme leader.
02:30Or as it's also known, not the top person.
02:35Yep, we're now in week four of the war in Iran,
02:37so we thought we'd catch you up on everything that's happened,
02:39and there's no better way to understand the situation
02:41than by using Trump's own words.
02:43He's always explaining things so clearly, so I'll show you what I mean.
02:48At first, Trump said that he'd defeat Iran very quickly,
02:51or as he put it...
02:52Bing, bing, bing, boom.
02:54She...
02:54It's God.
02:55It's amazing.
02:57He ordered a military campaign costing billions
02:59of dollars a day, or as he put it...
03:02Bing, bing, bing.
03:03Missile launch.
03:04Missile launch.
03:05Bing.
03:06Boom.
03:11But Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz, and gas prices began to skyrocket,
03:16or as he put it...
03:17They're like this, and we're like...
03:20Ding.
03:20Boom.
03:21This is me.
03:22I hear it.
03:23Bing.
03:26Other countries are refusing to help, so the U.S. has to do all the heavy lifting,
03:30or as he put it...
03:38And now he's thinking about sending in troops, or as he put it...
03:42Ding, ding, ding.
03:43Hello?
03:45Where do I drop these people?
03:48So now here we are, four weeks in, and Trump still doesn't have an exit plan,
03:52or as he put it...
03:53Take me home, Mommy.
03:54This is too tough for me.
03:55All right.
03:56That clears everything up.
03:57Thank you very much.
04:03Bing, bing, bing, bing, boom, boom, bing, bong, boom, bing, bing, bing.
04:07Some more news today.
04:09Trump was in Memphis, and he visited Elvis' Graceland home.
04:13Yeah.
04:13And this is nice.
04:13In honor of Elvis Trump forced Marco Rubio to wear a pair of oversized blue suede shoes.
04:22You guys see this?
04:25The Commission of Fine Arts just approved a commemorative gold coin of President Trump
04:34for the country's 250th anniversary.
04:37Can we see it?
04:38Oh, there we go.
04:41That's heads, but can we see tails?
04:43Oh, there you go.
04:44Hey, knock on.
04:45Wow.
04:46All right.
04:49Bing, bing, boom.
04:51Meanwhile, the TSA staffing shortage is still causing crazy long security lines at airports,
04:56so today the Trump administration decided it would be super helpful to send in ICE agents.
05:01For more on this, please welcome the Trump administration spokesman, Tim Garrison.
05:07Thanks for having me.
05:09So, Tim, explain to us how putting ICE agents in airports will help long TSA lines.
05:15Well, it's simple, Jimmy.
05:17When you take something people hate, and you add a second thing people hate, they cancel each
05:23other out, and you get something people love.
05:26Yeah, I don't know if that's true.
05:29That's why we're adding ICE to the TSA.
05:32And it's also why we're putting the DMV in charge of the IRS.
05:36Wait, I'm sorry, but that is just a bad idea.
05:40Exactly!
05:41I mean, it is so bad, it's good!
05:44You know, like White Castle.
05:46Or the movie Mamma Mia!
05:48I'm pretty sure you're just making bad situations worse.
05:51Jimmy, have you ever imagined what it would be like if your cable company was also your dentist?
05:58That's an actual nightmare I've actually had.
06:00Look, all people want is to be able to buy plane tickets and get on a plane.
06:04And that's exactly why we're sending in a new organization to help people buy plane tickets.
06:09Please don't say it.
06:11Ticketmaster!
06:11Okay, thank you very much.
06:12A Trump White House spokesman, everybody.
06:15Two wrongs make a right!
06:16That's not how the city goes.
06:18Two wrongs, one right.
06:20Guys, listen to this.
06:21I read that Kim Jong-un just won 99.9% of the vote in North Korea's election.
06:28Over there, that's called a nail-biter.
06:31Kim was like, make it 99.9, because if it's 100, people might think it's rigged.
06:35Switching gears to some entertainment news, Project Hail Mary had a huge opening weekend,
06:40bringing in $140 million at the box office.
06:43The reviews are great, by the way. Check out what they say.
06:46For instance, this review called it two and a half hours of nonstop drama.
06:50Hang on. That's actually a review for every TSA line. Sorry.
06:55Next up, this review said,
06:56When those two found each other, I've never cried harder.
07:00Actually, that's a review for Punch the Monkey and his girlfriend, Momo.
07:04Sorry. Let's get to the real reviews.
07:06This review says,
07:09Hang on. That's about Kevin Hart's wax statue.
07:12Wow.
07:15Here's a review right here. It says,
07:17Oh, hang on. That's about who's been on The Masked Singer during the past 14 seasons.
07:24Five stars. Come on.
07:26Take your time. Take your time on that one.
07:28Five people. Right.
07:30Take your time on that one. Enjoy it when you want.
07:32Take it home.
07:33Take it home with you. Yeah. Enjoy it whenever you want.
07:35Back it up.
07:36This is the review right here. It said,
07:37In the end, I was shocked. They look like crabs.
07:40Hang on. That's actually when you came home after spring break. Sorry.
07:45Finally, this review said,
07:46A man trapped far away in a situation he has no idea how to get out of.
07:49Hang on. That's about President Trump in Iran. Sorry.
07:51Interesting reviews.
07:53I'll get to them eventually. It was a good movie.
07:57And finally, Minnesota is proposing a grandparents happy hour bill
08:01that would let senior homes serve alcohol without a permit.
08:05Oh.
08:06Yeah. I like that.
08:08Soon, bouncers are going to be like,
08:09I don't know. You don't look 84.
08:12We have a great show. Give it up for the Ruth, ladies and gentlemen.
08:14Do it!
08:26Welcome to the show, everybody. Just a quick reminder.
08:28This Wednesday, we have an episode you don't want to miss.
08:31Our guests are the biggest pop group in the world.
08:33BTS will be here Wednesday.
08:37They're back after four years. We're going to catch up with them.
08:40We've got some really fun stuff planned,
08:42and they're performing songs off their newest album.
08:44This is Wednesday and Thursday.
08:46BTS on The Tonight Show. This week.
08:50But first, what a show we have for you tonight.
08:53They star in the Broadway production of Joe Turner's Come and Gone.
08:57Taraji P. Henson and Cedric the Entertainer are here tonight.
09:01Come on. Love them both.
09:05He's a rock and roll hall of famer from the Red Hot Chili Peppers
09:09and one of the greatest bass players of all time.
09:11His debut solo album, Onora, comes out this Friday.
09:15Flee is joining us to talk and perform!
09:25How did you know that was the one I was doing?
09:40Flee is on the show tonight.
09:45Onora. He's the best. I love that dude.
09:47Oh, oh. Plus, she stars in the new series
09:49Something Very Bad is Going to Happen.
09:52It's going to be a big show.
09:53All eight episodes premiere this Thursday on Netflix.
09:56Camila Morrone is here tonight.
09:58Oh! Camila!
10:04I had a fun weekend.
10:06I've been seeing a lot of videos online
10:07of grandmas making these crocheted toilet paper doilies.
10:10Oh, yeah.
10:11And they're really charming.
10:12And it's funny.
10:13And I thought it would be fun to show some of my favorites
10:14in a new segment called,
10:16Nana's Knittables.
10:18Nana's Knittables.
10:19Nana, Nana, Nana, Nana, Nana.
10:21Alright, let's have a look at this first YouTube video here.
10:25For...
10:25Oh!
10:26What was it?
10:28One of those CAPTCHA things.
10:30We can cut that out, yeah.
10:31Should I just do it?
10:32Yeah.
10:32Get it over with?
10:34Identify the stop signs.
10:35Alright, here you go.
10:35This one.
10:37This one.
10:37This one.
10:38This one.
10:38Yeah, it's easy.
10:39Alright, here we go.
10:40Alright.
10:43Click, I'm not a robot.
10:44Sure.
10:47Okay, here we go.
10:49Say yes or no.
10:52Yes.
10:56I'm not a robot.
10:58I'm not.
10:58This is...
10:59Come on.
11:01Please identify the end of the Scotch tape roll.
11:04I...
11:04How could I...
11:05In real life, I can't do...
11:07Uh...
11:08Uh...
11:09This...
11:09Uh...
11:10This...
11:10This...
11:11And this.
11:12Alright, let's go ahead and then...
11:13Oh.
11:14Okay.
11:15Please identify who ate in this outfit.
11:17They all look...
11:18They all look like they're eating...
11:20Uh...
11:20Gosh.
11:21I'd say...
11:22Her...
11:23Her...
11:24Her...
11:24And her.
11:26Perfect.
11:27Let's go.
11:27How would you whistle to get this bird's attention?
11:31Wow.
11:35Oh, there you go.
11:36I can't win.
11:37I look...
11:37Let's just go.
11:38Identify the people who regret getting a second cat.
11:41I mean...
11:43I'd say...
11:44Her...
11:45Her...
11:45Her...
11:46Let's go.
11:48Perfect.
11:49Alright, good.
11:49Please identify all the squares that were supposed to have buses in them, but the bus is running late.
11:53Guys, we got...
11:54How would I even possibly...
11:56Sure.
11:57This one.
11:58This one.
11:59This one.
12:00And this one.
12:00Yeah.
12:01Perfect.
12:02Great.
12:03Tell me I'm beautiful.
12:05Uh...
12:06You're beautiful.
12:12You're beautiful.
12:17Please identify the baby that will grow up to be that person who waits for you to finish your story,
12:21then tries to top it with a similar story that happened to them.
12:24How could I possibly...
12:25That one, for sure.
12:26Oh, I'll go...
12:27Yeah, well, that one definitely.
12:28Yeah, yeah.
12:29And then that one.
12:30And this one.
12:30There you go.
12:31Alright, perfect.
12:32Alright, thank you.
12:34The shower knob that makes sense.
12:35They...
12:35None of them...
12:36They never make sense.
12:37I don't know.
12:39This one...
12:41Is that right?
12:42Please edit coconuts that secretly have a crush on a bowling ball.
12:45I...
12:45Oh, wow.
12:46This one.
12:47This one.
12:48This one.
12:48And this one.
12:50We did it.
12:51Alright, we did it.
12:52Finally.
12:55Unfortunately, we're out of time, so we'll have to look at toilet doilies next week.
12:59Stick around.
12:59We'll be right back with Taraji P. Henson and Cedric the Entertainer.
13:03Out of the flames like a phoenix,
13:05straining the cabin away to my brain like a genius.
13:07So it's easy...
13:08She's a major choreographer, so that's like every day is warming up.
13:11It's like, you know, like I don't know.
13:14Oh, wow.
13:15Oh, the movement.
13:16Oh, wow, wow.
13:17Twerking.
13:18Got to be getting down in there.
13:30Our first guests are award-winning actors who star in the brand-new Broadway production of Joe Turner's Come and
13:36Gone,
13:37which begins performances March 30th at the Barrymore Theatre.
13:41Please welcome Taraji P. Henson and Cedric the Entertainer!
13:45Yeah.
13:46The music is brought in there.
13:46I won't shake, rattle and roll.
13:50I won't shake, rattle and roll.
13:53I won't shake, rattle and roll.
13:55Move, move, move, move, move, move, move.
13:58And I won't go.
14:01By the way!
14:01I won't shake, rattle and roll.
14:02Look at that.
14:02Come on.
14:03They love you.
14:04Come on now.
14:05That's what I'm talking about.
14:07Come on.
14:09Yeah, I love you!
14:12That's what I'm talking about.
14:13That's what it's gonna be like on Broadway.
14:16Welcome, Taraji.
14:18Cedric, thank you for being on the show.
14:20Thanks for coming on together.
14:21This is a big deal. I cannot wait to go see this.
14:24I'm so excited.
14:25That's me. I'm the little one on there.
14:28Oh, that's...
14:29Yeah, of course. Wow, you look great.
14:31Yeah, you look great, fantastic.
14:33I did, just for the play. I shrank.
14:35Yo, your method, your method.
14:37Uh, you guys were in, this is you guys in the Larry Crown.
14:40Oh, yeah. Yeah.
14:41We've played husband and wife before.
14:44Yeah. I thought it'd be fun.
14:45I found an old interview that you guys did together
14:48to promote Larry Crown.
14:49I thought it'd be fun if I asked you some of the questions
14:52from that interview, okay?
14:53But then you have to guess how the other person answered.
14:56Oh. Okay? Oh.
14:57Okay, let's try it.
14:59Oh, a young Taraji, okay.
15:00Young. I'm still young.
15:02Yeah, that's what I meant. That's what I meant.
15:03But younger. Younger.
15:05You got to leave. You got to leave.
15:07You got to leave. Sorry, bud.
15:09Careful.
15:13Oh, yeah, the Cedric that had hair.
15:15Oh, wow.
15:17Hey.
15:18I'm sorry. I love myself.
15:20Here we go.
15:22Your characters in the film, just so everyone know
15:24a little back story, just won the lottery, all right?
15:27Oh, yeah.
15:27So, here's one of the questions they asked.
15:28In 2011, they said,
15:30What's the first thing you would splurge on
15:32if you found out that you won the lottery?
15:34Taraji, what do you think Cedric said?
15:37Hmm.
15:37Probably a muscle car.
15:40Cedric said...
15:41A muscle car.
15:42Or some new golf clubs or something.
15:45Cedric said a sports car.
15:47That's correct.
15:48Oh, yeah. Good.
15:50Good.
15:51Cedric, you said a sports car.
15:52I'm thinking Ferrari, or I'd have to buy
15:54some more lottery tickets.
15:56Oh, right.
15:56Definitely going to get some more lottery tickets.
15:58That's the way, that's just good thinking right there.
16:00Do you have a sports car?
16:01Yes, yeah.
16:02A Ferrari.
16:03Oh, you didn't get it. Come on, bud.
16:06Now, Cedric, what do you think Taraji said?
16:08I think Taraji back then would have been, like,
16:12she was going to buy, like, a beach house or something.
16:15What did I say?
16:16Taraji said, I blow it on shoes.
16:20Yeah, there you go, yeah.
16:21Winning.
16:23Here's another question you were asked.
16:25If you had never become an actor,
16:27what career would you have pursued?
16:29Cedric, what do you think Taraji said?
16:31I think Taraji would have been, uh,
16:33been like a fifth grade school teacher.
16:35Sit down. Y'all sit down somewhere.
16:39Sit down somewhere.
16:41Uh, no, I would have guessed this, by the way.
16:44Taraji said hair, makeup, and fashion.
16:46That is you, of course. Yeah, come on.
16:48That is so you.
16:49I mean, wow.
16:50Now, Taraji, what do you think Cedric said?
16:53What career would have you...
16:54A chef?
16:55Mmm.
16:56I've had your barbecue sauce.
16:57Yes.
16:58With Anthony Anderson's.
16:59Oh, yeah, man.
17:00AC barbecue.
17:01That's why I said.
17:02It's delicious.
17:03Thank you, brother.
17:04Yeah, man.
17:05No, Cedric said landscape design.
17:08Landscape?
17:08You have a green thumb?
17:10I've never grown anything in my life.
17:12Why did you say that, just for the publicity?
17:14But, you know, at the time, I had to put in...
17:16I was putting in my yard at my house, and I was, like, into it.
17:18Like, you know, picking olive trees.
17:20It wasn't a joke, landscape design?
17:22No, I was, like, into it.
17:23But you're still there?
17:25I'm out of it.
17:26I'm out of it.
17:27He's out of it.
17:28Let's talk about Joe Turner's come and gone.
17:30Congratulations on this.
17:32And you got August Wilson.
17:35We're in rehearsals right now, and you move into the theater for the first time at the Barrymore Theater, where
17:39the original Broadway production also ran.
17:42Yes.
17:42That's good vibes.
17:43That's good vibes.
17:44That's good vibes.
17:45That's good vibes right there.
17:45How do we set up what this show is about?
17:47It's turning into the city.
17:48It's like 1911.
17:50It's about everybody that's moving from the South, migrating to the North.
17:54We own a boarding home.
17:57And it's all the people that's coming there looking for who they want to be, kind of leaving an old
18:02life, trying to find a new life.
18:04And it's all about that experience of who you want to become.
18:07And we deal with all the lives.
18:09After the emancipation.
18:10Like after the Civil War, 1911.
18:12Slavery.
18:13And so a lot of black people were moving north for hope and jobs and things like that.
18:17And we encounter a lot of the people coming up north because they stay at our boarding house.
18:22Wow.
18:22And you've got a great director on that.
18:24We have a great director.
18:25Oh, man.
18:25Incredible cast.
18:27Listen, I know you guys know us because of what we've done in television and film.
18:32But this cat, you know, Ruben Santiago is just an amazing Broadway actor in film and television.
18:37But these babies we have in this play, these new and up-and-coming, this next generation.
18:43Really?
18:44Really.
18:44Oh, they're going to blow you away.
18:45And the legendary Debbie Allen.
18:47And Debbie Allen.
18:49Debbie Allen is my favorite.
18:51Debbie Allen is amazing.
18:53You actually said it's like a full circle moment with you and Debbie Allen.
18:56Yeah, well, you know, because Debbie is a Howard alumni.
18:59I was pregnant in college and I didn't know how I was going to finish.
19:04And Debbie Allen and Felicia Rashad started a scholarship in honor of their father.
19:09And you had to sing, dance, and act.
19:11And me with my big old six-month pregnant self, I did some choreography.
19:14I sang a song and I did a monologue and I won.
19:17Yeah!
19:20I was able to finish school.
19:22And then cut to I go to Hollywood and she directs me in a sitcom.
19:26She played my lesbian mother when I did my first series regular on this show called The Division on Lifetime.
19:33If anybody ever remembers that.
19:35Yeah.
19:35If you want to look at it.
19:37And then she now is directing me on Broadway, my first Broadway show.
19:43I mean, it just...
19:44I can't believe this is your first because you were fantastic in Annie on NBC when they did a live
19:49Annie.
19:50Oh, yeah. Thank you, yeah.
19:50You were fantastic in that.
19:51And I know you can sing and do everything.
19:54Congrats. You should be on Broadway.
19:56Cedric, what's it like being directed by Debbie Allen?
19:58I mean, like I say, she's a major choreographer.
20:00So, like, every day is warming up.
20:02It's like, you know, like, I got to...
20:05Oh, wow.
20:06Oh, the movement.
20:07Oh, wow.
20:08Twerking.
20:09Twerking.
20:09I be getting down in there.
20:10I be like, Debbie, no, like, hey, no.
20:14Uh, uh, what does it mean to be in an August Wilson play?
20:18It's an honor.
20:19I mean, this is cool.
20:19It's such an honor.
20:20I, um, you know, I went to an HBCU, so we studied a lot of August Wilson.
20:25And I had the pleasure of meeting him.
20:27He came to my acting teacher my freshman year.
20:30Wow.
20:31Um, had him come and talk, speak to the acting class.
20:34So I feel like this play chose me.
20:37I also did a radio reading of August Wilson's Come and Gone years ago.
20:42Wow.
20:43And so, again, like, it's just like I was meant to do this.
20:46It's gonna be fantastic.
20:48And you also have some news tonight, right?
20:49Oh.
20:50Oh, yeah.
20:51Yeah.
20:52Yeah.
20:52It's extended already.
20:54Wow.
20:55Come on.
20:56Congratulations.
20:57One extra week.
20:58Extended already.
20:59Yes.
21:00That's what I'm talking about.
21:01Taraji P. Henson, Cedric the Entertainer, August Wilson,
21:05Joe Turner's Come and Gone, because the performance is March 30th
21:10at the Barrymore Theatre on Broadway.
21:12More Tonight Show after the break.
21:14Stick around, everybody.
21:15What's up?
21:16Face for your face, eyes for your eyes, no place black.
21:19Is there a camera that I can talk to straight into the camera?
21:21Try this camera.
21:22This one.
21:22Of course, sure.
21:23I just want to let you know, all of you out there in TV land,
21:26all you bedwetters, I am one of you.
21:29You are not alone.
21:34I ain't concerned because I'm more concerned
21:37by what my kids learnin', you know.
21:40Our next guest is a six-time Grammy-winning artist
21:44and Rock and Roll Hall of Famer
21:46that you know from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
21:48His debut solo album, Honora, comes out this Friday.
21:52Please welcome Flea! Come on!
21:56Five, four, three, six, two.
22:02Oh, my God.
22:04Oh, my goodness.
22:08You're in big trouble.
22:09You're in big trouble.
22:10That's how you do it.
22:13Come on!
22:14That's how you do it!
22:17Come on!
22:20Flea, ladies and gentlemen.
22:22Honora is at this very...
22:23Yeah, that's my mother-in-law, you know.
22:25Is that right?
22:25I have a very beautiful mother-in-law.
22:27Gorgeous, beautiful mother-in-law.
22:28Flea, well, let me take a look at you, bud.
22:30Oh, yeah.
22:31Oh, man.
22:31What happened to you?
22:32Well, it's very serious, Jimmy.
22:35Oh, wow.
22:36Oh, wow.
22:37A few days ago, I was walking down the street.
22:39I see this gang of thugs walking towards me.
22:42There's, like, five guys.
22:43They're all wearing leather jackets.
22:45Leather jackets?
22:45Mugging old ladies.
22:46I saw them mug, like, four old ladies.
22:48Oh, my gosh.
22:49I hate when old ladies get mugged.
22:50Oh, it's awful.
22:51They're carrying bats, knives, chains.
22:54Chains?
22:55Yeah, they look like the bad guys in Robocop.
22:57I saw them.
22:58They're coming towards me.
22:59Oh.
22:59You know, I'm very trained in martial arts my whole life.
23:02Wang Chung.
23:02We all know this.
23:03Yes, you studied Wang Chung.
23:04Yes.
23:04Yes, I remember.
23:06I charged them.
23:07A flurry of flying kicks, round kicks.
23:09I jumped up into a tree.
23:10Did a backflip.
23:11Of course.
23:12That's what you're supposed to do.
23:14No, no.
23:14I had to.
23:15And they're all lying there on the ground, whimpering, crying, moaning, begging for mercy.
23:20At that moment, I realized that I had suffered a little nick, but justice had been done.
23:25Oh, my God.
23:26That's right.
23:32Wow.
23:32Actually, Jimmy.
23:33Yeah.
23:34I have a confession to make.
23:36Oh, no.
23:36I made that story up.
23:38Oh, my gosh.
23:39You've got to be kidding me.
23:40No, I wanted to act tough.
23:41And, you know, actually what happened was it was a bizarre peeing accident.
23:47I was doing a radio show for Apple Music the other day.
23:51Yeah.
23:51I was playing songs.
23:52I was playing a Lee Morgan song, a great song called Stop Start with Billy Higgins on drums.
23:56This really happened.
23:57This is the real story.
23:58Yeah.
23:58Three minutes left in the song.
23:59I said, I got to go pee.
24:00So, I have three minutes before I introduce the next tune.
24:02I jump up.
24:03I run down the hallway.
24:04I pee.
24:04I'm coming back.
24:05I'm wearing my reading glasses.
24:06I like yell something to someone running full sprint down the hallway, mind you.
24:09And, BAM!
24:11Smack into a glass door.
24:13Flat on my back.
24:14Blood spurting out of my head.
24:15I'm laying there.
24:16And I'm going, oh, man.
24:18I've got to do the Fallon show in a few days.
24:20I'll tell them I got in a fight.
24:24But, you know, strangely enough, this is not my first peeing accident.
24:30I want you to know that I peed the bed until I was 11 or 12 years old.
24:34Okay.
24:34Caused me no shortage of embarrassment.
24:36But, is there a camera that I can talk to straight into the camera?
24:39Try this, Cameron.
24:40This one.
24:40Of course.
24:41Sure.
24:41I just want to let you know, all of you out there in TV land, all you bedwetters, I am
24:46one of you.
24:47You are not alone.
24:50I know what it's like to sleep over at someone's house and you pee the bed and you wake up
24:57in a sea of urine.
24:58I know the embarrassment.
24:59I know the pain.
25:00I know the lack of self-esteem.
25:03And to bedwetters, I want you to know.
25:05You can be a bedwetter and you can make it all the way to the Jimmy Fallon mother
25:10Oh!
25:11Oh!
25:13Yeah!
25:15Right!
25:15Come on!
25:17Yeah.
25:19That's exactly right!
25:20Yeah.
25:21Tell them, bud.
25:22Yeah, man.
25:23Congratulations on this album.
25:25By the way, as soon as I found out that I heard that you were doing a solo album, a
25:29jazz album,
25:30I think I texted Quest.
25:31I'm like, yo, we got to get Flea on the show because we love you here so much.
25:34I didn't know that you played the trumpet.
25:36I saw a video years ago of you playing with Nirvana.
25:41Yeah.
25:41Well, I played the trumpet when I was a little kid.
25:43It was a very...
25:44I was in love with it.
25:46I wanted to be Dizzy Gillespie when I grew up.
25:48Really?
25:48I met Dizzy Gillespie when I was a kid.
25:50He hugged me into his suit.
25:52I still remember the smell of his cologne, his nice suit, and his kindness with me.
25:56Wow.
25:57And, um...
25:58I love Dizzy Gillespie.
25:59But that was your first...
26:00Was that your first instrument?
26:01That was my first trumpet.
26:02Yeah.
26:02First trumpet was my first instrument.
26:04And then when I got in high school, I met my friend Halal Slovak.
26:07He asked me to play bass in this rock band.
26:09Wow.
26:09And, um, that became my...
26:11You know, it took over my life.
26:12I put down the trumpet.
26:13Every once in a while, I'd pick it up and kind of want to play.
26:16You know, I'd pester Dave Guy for a lesson.
26:20Yeah, he knows how to do it, man.
26:21Yeah.
26:22Yeah.
26:23But...
26:24But, so, you know, once in a while, I'd do it.
26:26But about three years ago, I...
26:28And it's always alive in my head, in my heart.
26:30For me, the jazz musicians, Clifford Brown, John Coltrane, Thelonious Monk, these are the guys that gave the greatest gift
26:36that this country ever gave to the world.
26:38They raised the bar, the cultural bar, so high that people like me are always yearning and trying to reach
26:44it all their lives.
26:45And, um, a few years ago, I decided I'm just gonna play trumpet every day, no matter what.
26:50And after a couple of years of doing it, I'm gonna make a record.
26:52And what comes, comes.
26:53You know, it wasn't really about a means to an end.
26:56It was just the process, the learning process.
26:58And I'm so happy, uh, that I had the opportunity to do it.
27:01Good for you.
27:02This is great.
27:02This is good for...
27:04Keeping jazz alive.
27:05Yes, sir.
27:06People listening to jazz music.
27:07Well, you know, I saw Marquise Hill last night at the Village Vanguard, and that dude is keeping jazz alive.
27:12Really?
27:13Yeah, yeah, it was serious business.
27:14That's what I'm talking about.
27:15You also have some great, uh, guest stars helping you out on this album as well.
27:18Yeah, well, the, the band that I'm playing with this evening, um, DeAnthony Parks on drums,
27:22Jeff Parker on guitar, Anna Butters on bass, and, um, uh, uh, what did I leave out?
27:28Jeff, Anna, or Josh Johnson, who produced the record.
27:31Yeah.
27:31I'm playing Keys tonight.
27:32Um, they're, it's as much their record as it is my record.
27:36This is a lot of improvisation on this album, and, um, they really helped me realize what I wanted to
27:42do,
27:42meeting me and improvising in a real cosmic space, and I'm so grateful for their virtuosity and sensitivity.
27:48Uh, what, what, what song, what jam are you playing tonight?
27:50Um, we're gonna play a song, uh, by Frank Ocean in the tradition of jazz music, uh, playing great pop
27:58songs.
27:58Yeah.
27:59And, you know, not to diminish, uh, the song Thinking About You by Frank Ocean as a simply a pop
28:03song.
28:03It's a very deep song.
28:05But, um, that's what we're doing.
28:06I'm so happy for you.
28:08Yeah.
28:08Thanks for coming on.
28:09Thank you, man.
28:09I appreciate it. Can't wait to watch it.
28:10Flea, everybody!
28:14Honora comes out this Friday!
28:16We'll be right back with more Tonight Show.
28:18Stick around! More Flea!
28:19Come on back!
28:38Our next guest is an Emmy-nominated actress who stars in the new series
28:43Something Very Bad is going to happen.
28:45All eight episodes premiere this Thursday on Netflix.
28:48Please welcome Camila Marrone!
28:51Everybody got their something
28:55Everybody got their something
28:57What? I can't do all that!
29:00Everybody got their something
29:02That's what I'm talking about!
29:04Come on, Camila Marrone!
29:05Everybody got their something
29:09Come on, my friend!
29:11Great to see you!
29:12Oh, wow!
29:14Camila, welcome to the show.
29:16Thanks!
29:16It's great to see you.
29:17We were table mates at some event or something.
29:20Just the Met Gala.
29:22No big deal, yeah.
29:23She's very fun to sit with, by the way.
29:25We had a good table.
29:26Thanks, yeah.
29:26Who was it? Was it me, you?
29:27It was, like, Gracie Abrams.
29:29Dua Lipa. Dua Lipa.
29:30Yeah, super fun. That was a good one.
29:31Michelle Williams.
29:32Yes!
29:33That was a fantastic table.
29:34Yeah, how was I there?
29:35How did I get in?
29:36You, me, what are you talking about?
29:37Please, everyone was staring at me like,
29:38I think you're at the wrong table.
29:39I was like, bye.
29:41Congrats.
29:42Daisy Jones and The Six.
29:44You know I'm a fan of that.
29:45So, congrats on Daisy Jones.
29:49If you haven't seen it, it's based on, like,
29:50a kind of a band in the 70s, a rock band.
29:53Did you learn any instruments?
29:56You know, I had a lot of FOMO
29:57because the whole band got to do a year of band practice,
30:00and they were all in quarantine together
30:02because it was a pandemic, and I'm, like,
30:03the only one that doesn't play any instruments in the show.
30:06I was, like, so desperate. I had so much FOMO.
30:09I was like, can I play the tambourine in the back?
30:11Can I play with an egg shaker?
30:12Like, give me an instrument.
30:14An egg shaker.
30:15I was so desperate, I learned how to play guitar
30:17so that when we started filming, I could, like,
30:19you know, vibe out with the band.
30:20And they were so tired of it at that point.
30:22They were like, we don't need to sing and play guitar.
30:24We're good.
30:25Oh, my God.
30:26I'm, like, the desperate outsider.
30:27Let's talk about your new show.
30:29It's called Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen.
30:31This is exciting.
30:32This is the first show that the Duffer Brothers
30:34have produced since Stranger Things.
30:36It's, yeah.
30:37This is...
30:37I am...
30:39I am freaking out.
30:40Yeah.
30:40And you star alongside...
30:43Adam DeMarco.
30:43Adam DeMarco, who I know from White Lotus.
30:45We love him. White Lotus.
30:46Yeah.
30:47Overcompensating.
30:47Yes.
30:48He's fantastic.
30:49You play a couple who are about to get married.
30:51Mm-hmm.
30:52That's the way I'll kind of set it up.
30:53I mean, yeah, that's a nice way of saying it.
30:56Thank you, yeah.
30:57Something Very Bad Does Happen.
30:58It's in the title.
30:59It's frightening, and no, it's a horror.
31:01Mm-hmm.
31:01But it's...
31:01Did you guys know each other before filming?
31:03No, we actually didn't meet until the first day of rehearsal
31:05in the Love Cave, which, if you watch the show,
31:08you'll understand what that is.
31:09Okay.
31:09And we just got along right away,
31:11because he loves a bit, and I love a bit.
31:14Love a bit.
31:14And so we've been in a bit for, like, a year and a half.
31:18Since we started the show.
31:19What bits do you do?
31:20Give me...
31:20Well, he's from Canada,
31:23and he taught me about Toronto slang,
31:25but if you're from Toronto, you say,
31:26Cher-ano, which I didn't know.
31:28And so he taught me about this, like, Toronto slang,
31:32and it's really interesting,
31:34and I would like to quiz you on it to see if you knew.
31:36I'm pretty good at these, so, yeah, I'm gonna be good.
31:38Because I thought I was Gen Z and, like,
31:39cool and with the kids.
31:40I am not cool and with the kids.
31:42Yes. Oh, come on.
31:43No, the kids are cool.
31:44All right? Let's see.
31:45Let's do the quiz.
31:45I'll see how I do.
31:46All right.
31:47Give me the... Yeah.
31:48This is Toronto slang.
31:49Toronto slang.
31:50Mm-hmm.
31:52Tutu's my word, Kroski.
31:55Tutu's my word, Kroski?
31:56Like, Tutu's my word, Kroski.
31:59Tutu's my word, Kroski.
32:01Yeah, okay, so it's got to be...
32:03Oh, you're giving me multiple times.
32:04Yeah, I'm gonna give you multiple times.
32:04This will help, because I have no idea what you mean.
32:06Okay, okay.
32:07It either can mean I'm being honest, bro,
32:10or you should double-check, dude.
32:13Tutu's...
32:14Yeah, keep doing that.
32:14Tutu's my word.
32:15Tutu's my word, Kroski.
32:16Tutu's my word, Kroski.
32:17Just say it like you would say to me, like,
32:19Tutu's my word, Kroski.
32:20Tutu's my word, Kroski.
32:21Tutu's my word, Kroski?
32:21Yeah, so which one?
32:22I'm being honest?
32:23Or you should double-check, dude?
32:24You should double-check, dude.
32:25Wrong.
32:26Okay, all right.
32:27This game, there's right and wrong answers.
32:29Yeah, there's right and wrong.
32:30How would you use that in a sentence?
32:32Tutu's my...
32:32A phrase, I'm sorry.
32:33I mean, I'd be like...
32:36Yeah, like, Tutu's my word, Kroski.
32:38No, no, what would the question be?
32:40You can't ask me all that.
32:41I'm just...
32:42Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
32:44A lot of rules.
32:45A lot of rules with this game.
32:46This is, like, touchy territory.
32:47I'm not trying to get the young kids, all right?
32:49Okay, yeah, yeah.
32:49Okay.
32:51That's too maza a lie?
32:56This is real, guys.
32:57That's too maza a lie?
32:58That's too maza a lie.
33:00That's too maza a lie?
33:01Okay.
33:01Yeah.
33:03That's insane.
33:04Am I right?
33:06Or...
33:07Ugh, you're so cheesy.
33:08Are you for real?
33:09Uh, that's insane.
33:11Yes!
33:12Yes!
33:13Yes!
33:15Yeah!
33:16Uh, how do we set up where something very bad is going to happen?
33:21Okay, how do we...
33:22How do we talk about what it's about?
33:23Okay, so I play Rachel Harkin, who is five days away from her wedding, and she's meeting
33:28her fiancé's family for the first time.
33:31Sounds like fun.
33:31Yeah, except for she has a feeling that something very bad is going to happen, and she's right,
33:35and you guys are never going to guess what it is, and you just have to wait and watch.
33:39Ooh!
33:39Ooh!
33:40Ooh!
33:41I want to show a clip.
33:42Here's Camila Marrone, and something very bad is going to happen.
33:45Take a look.
33:46I don't know.
33:48I do feel sort of like I'm having deja vu, but, like, not the good kind.
33:52Like, I feel something so familiar, and I don't know how to describe it except just dread.
33:57Like, when you just, like, you just know something bad's gonna happen, you just know,
34:00and I've been feeling that way more and more and more and more and more since we got here,
34:06and then now that we're here, I just, like, I don't know.
34:09I just, like, I really, I really feel it now.
34:11Hey, come here.
34:12Come here.
34:12Rachel.
34:13Baby, come here.
34:14It's okay.
34:16I'm sorry.
34:18I'm sorry.
34:18I...
34:19I get it.
34:21Hey, I've been feeling it, too.
34:22I've been feeling off.
34:24I completely understand.
34:27Ooh!
34:28Camille on the road!
34:30Something very bad is going to happen.
34:33Begins streaming this Thursday on Netflix.
34:35We'll be right back with a performance from Flea!
34:38Stick around, Camille!
34:39Yeah!
34:40That's what we're saying.
34:41State-of-the-art.
34:42Caffeine.
34:43Overhead like I'm the first screen.
34:45Try the average queen.
34:54Performing, thinking about you, from his upcoming album, Honora, once again, Flea!
35:13All right!
35:15You got it!
35:19Two times back.
35:20Pray for two.
35:29Continue world, honey.
35:31You're dead!
35:33That's not funny.melonsrumrumrumrum
35:34are really important, it's ooh. If every hebral being put
39:46Come on.
39:48That's what I'm talking about.
39:49That was beautiful.
39:50Thank you so much.
39:52Thank you, everybody.
39:52That was fantastic.
39:53Flea!
39:56Wow.
39:57Onara is out March 27th.
40:01Standing ovation.
40:02Come on, bud.
40:03That's how you do it.
40:05That's how you do it.
40:07That's how you do it.
40:09Well, I'm a full joker and a horror novel for you.
40:14The most notorious poet.
40:17My thanks to Taraji P. Henson, Cedric the Entertainer, Camila Marone.
40:23Flea!
40:23Once again!
40:25Flea!
40:26That is how you do it.
40:28And, of course, the roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:33Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:35Good night, everybody.
40:42Let's get into it.
40:43Let's get into it.
40:44Let's do it.
40:48Uh-huh.
40:51Let's get into it.
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