00:00Grazie a tutti
00:30Grazie a tutti
01:00Come on over here son
01:01Come on
01:09Just a little further
01:16There you go
01:17My goodness
01:19Just a year old
01:21And already walking like a pro
01:23Your mother would have been so proud
01:26Listen kiddo
01:27I know you don't like it when daddy leaves you alone
01:29But I need you to take care of yourself for a minute
01:33You just stay here while daddy runs to his office
01:35You'll be okay pal
01:36I'll be back in a bit
01:55I'll be back in a bit
02:26I'll be back in a bit
02:34Grazie a tutti.
03:08Grazie a tutti.
03:28Grazie a tutti.
03:31Grazie a tutti.
03:51Grazie a tutti.
03:54All right, come on.
03:55Let's go see if your little friend of mother wants to play.
04:23I'm sure you will.
04:26We'll start as soon as everyone's found a...
04:30Let's go, people.
04:31The overseer's patience is...
04:33Limited.
04:34Back off.
04:35We'll do the same.
05:03So we'll do the same.
05:12No, no, no, no, no.
05:35No talking, and keep your eyes to yourselves.
05:40Yes, I'm talking to you, Mr. Deloria.
05:46Unless anyone else has an insightful comment, let's get started.
05:50Question one.
05:52A frenzied vault scientist runs up to you and yells,
05:55I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber.
06:00What's your response?
06:16Question two.
06:18While working as an intern in the clinic,
06:20a patient with a strange infection in his foot stumbles through the door.
06:25The infection is spreading at an alarming rate,
06:27but the doctor has stepped out for a while.
06:29What do you do?
06:37Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497?
06:48You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the vault.
06:51He's hungry and frightened,
06:53but also appears to be in possession of stone and property.
06:56What do you do?
06:58What do you do?
07:18Question four.
07:19Congratulations.
07:21You've made one of the Vault 101 baseball teams.
07:24Which position do you prefer?
07:41Question five.
07:42Your grandmother invites you to tea.
07:45But you're surprised when she gives you a pistol
07:47and orders you to kill another Vault-Westit.
07:50What do you do?
07:52What do you do?
08:14Question six.
08:17Oh, Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again,
08:20and you've been ordered to get him out.
08:22How do you proceed?
08:24Well, there are always openings in the maintenance department.
08:28Don't forget to hand in your test before you leave.
08:31You don't want to know what happens to people who fail the goat.
08:35You can have the rest of the day off to celebrate or to pray.
08:52Here you are, Mr. Brotch.
08:54I hope I did okay.
08:56Nothing for you to worry about, Miss Almo.
08:59Well, well.
09:00Pip-boy programmer, eh?
09:15Listen, I was just as obnoxious at your...
09:19Just between you and me.
09:21If you don't like the results,
09:22I could make your goat come out.
09:24I could make your goat come out.
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