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00:00Uh, excuse me guys, what are you doing?
00:02We're moving in.
00:03No, I'm not having this. I'm supposed to be informed of everything that goes on in here,
00:06and I've not been informed about you guys moving in.
00:08This Karen takes her neighbourhood's security very seriously.
00:11We're going to be squatters.
00:13We're signing documents.
00:14Well, I'm not saying the documents.
00:15Yeah, but you're not our landlord.
00:17It doesn't matter. I do the security around here. I'm Neighbourhood Watch.
00:20Your security.
00:21Well, I'm Neighbourhood Watch, and everybody around here, trust me,
00:24that I don't let the riff-raff.
00:26Oh, you...
00:27Just to pick for the riff-raff.
00:28Well, at the end of the day, you're being riff-raff,
00:30because you're not understanding my feelings,
00:31that I am supposed to know what's going on around here,
00:34and I don't feel I should let you move in.
00:36I've told you I'm Kellyanne, I live next door.
00:39She claimed to be responsible to keep everyone safe,
00:41but they were not interested.
00:43If you're going to move in, wouldn't you feel better knowing
00:45that I am here to make sure you don't get burgled,
00:48and bad things don't happen to you?
00:50How are you going to do that?
00:51I can assure you, just because he's a man,
00:53that's very s**t from a young lady.
00:55I am just as capable.
00:58I am just as capable.
00:59If we got burgled, we ring the police.
01:01We want to break you.
01:02No, you don't, because by the time the police get here,
01:04you're too late.
01:05I'm here to do a job, and I can't do it.
01:07Are you paid?
01:08You're paid.
01:09I don't have to be paid.
01:10I do it to make sure that the wrong...
01:12You're a voluntary parent.
01:13...doesn't matter.
01:14I make sure that the wrong kind of people do not enter the cell.
01:17And what makes us the wrong kind of people would love to know?
01:19Well, at the moment, your attitude makes you the wrong kind of...
01:21She started to get offended with their attitude,
01:23and things escalated really quickly.
01:25I don't think I want to live next door to you with the attitude you've got.
01:27My attitude?
01:28Yeah.
01:29Can you hear my tone?
01:30Your tone is very patronising.
01:31You're both going in with a suitcase.
01:32You mind just going in to have a little oochie-coochie,
01:34and then leave?
01:35I don't know.
01:36If we was doing that, we wouldn't have the key.
01:38You could have got the key from anywhere.
01:39The key was probably under the mat.
01:40Oh, and you would know that?
01:41Well, I would know that, but I'm not going to tell you that.
01:44I'm not going to tell you I know where it's kept.
01:46Sorry, Claire.
01:47Yes, I do know where it's kept, but I'm not going to tell you I know where it's kept.
01:49How would you know?
01:50Because I know, because I am the neighbourhood what do I know?
01:53Because she'll be breaking into a house, but don't do it.
01:55I have a spare key for that, so there you go.
01:57Oh, so you're informing us now that you'll be breaking into a house.
01:59I'm not going to be breaking, but I have a spare key if you have an emergency.
02:02They weren't happy with her having a key to the house,
02:04so she had to convince them it was necessary.
02:06Got next door, you know I stopped somebody from breaking in there,
02:09and when Sue next door's cat got lost, you know,
02:12I made sure that the cat was found, I called the fire brigade.
02:15If Kelly's watching Facebook, you're going to give me a really good review.
02:18You're actually saying you were both the landlord, neighbour, yeah, the what?
02:22They!
02:23That's my husband, sorry, and you.
02:25No, no, they have me here because they know how amazing I am
02:28and they know I don't miss a trick.
02:30She wasn't expecting to be recorded and what he said next made her tone change.
02:33That's great, because we put it all on the ring doorbell and propose it to your colleagues group name.
02:38Kelly Watson.
02:39Sorry, Kelly Watson.
02:40Yeah, that's it.
02:41Okay, I'm sorry.
02:42I think they've got a call on the fire.
02:43Yeah, I think they've got a call on the fire.
02:44Sorry.
02:45Yeah.
02:46I'm really sorry.
02:47I am genuinely here to protect you, honestly.
02:49I'm really sorry if I've come across wrong.
02:51Please don't please.
02:52I look so stupid.
02:53Well, you're not going to see how an amazing job you do.
02:55I've done nothing wrong at the end of the day.
02:57I'm here, like I said.
02:58I have a job that I do.
03:00Do you know what?
03:01I'm done with this.
03:02Good luck if you need any help.
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