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00:05Previously on Below Deck Down Under.
00:07Oh my God, all your horses.
00:10Yee-haw.
00:11Golly, golly.
00:14Happy birthday.
00:15We can't really understand.
00:16It's just very frustrating.
00:18Can we stop talking and go with service beef?
00:20Yeah, but you're gonna do it again in five minutes.
00:21Okay, I'll speak when you start getting it out on time.
00:24Would you like some of this percatchel?
00:25It looks delicious.
00:26Yeah, I think they just made it today.
00:28You made it?
00:28No, the bakery made it.
00:30No, we made it from scratch.
00:33We've been making it.
00:34There's a primal part of my brain
00:36that wants to merge genetics with Yee-haw.
00:41Cheers!
00:43You're really nice, guys.
00:44You're going to be.
00:46You're an ideal woman.
00:48You're what every guy wants.
00:50The more I get to know her, I'm like,
00:51oh, hold on here, where we were.
00:55It's sweet and bad time.
00:59I think you can see on my face, it bothers me.
01:22I think you can see on my face, it bothers me.
01:50You try to kiss me thousands of times.
01:54Hey.
01:55Oh, you're crazy.
01:58Oh, God.
02:02Grab some water.
02:08So proud of you, Eddie.
02:10Why?
02:10I don't know.
02:11I feel like last night, you were on fire.
02:13I had really good fun last night.
02:17So, basically, Edward tried to kiss me last night,
02:20and he did kiss me last night.
02:22Do you know who kept giving me a funny eye, though?
02:24Who?
02:24Alicia.
02:25Any time I was there with, um, Gina,
02:28Alicia kept, like, going like that.
02:30We're sort of like cracking on with everyone else,
02:32because maybe that attention thing should be...
02:34She's feeling the lift behind, yeah.
02:39Alicia said she's got a boyfriend.
02:41Such a free spirit.
02:42Fun girl.
02:43I wonder how fun a boyfriend is.
02:46It is a great guy.
02:47He's so cute.
02:48I think he would have just got himself a kiss,
02:51regardless of who it was.
02:53I need to be a good friend, please.
02:56It's just banter.
02:57Banter.
02:58The text that he sent was just so ridiculous.
03:01Actually, I would...
03:02I'm embarrassed.
03:03My boyfriend knows I'm a flirt.
03:05He actually enjoys that about me.
03:07He can trust me that I would never actually do anything.
03:10He knows that I'm going to be faithful.
03:12But last night, that took it a step too far.
03:16I need to respect the fact that I'm in a relationship.
03:19God bless my soul.
03:21You're a different character when you drink,
03:22but so are we all.
03:24Yeah.
03:24How was your night?
03:25Yeah, just relaxing, man.
03:27It was nice.
03:27It was just super chill.
03:28Good on you.
03:29What about you?
03:29I wasn't nearly as bad as...
03:31Hot time raging.
03:31Jenna and I were playing, like, Truth or Dear.
03:34You kiss her?
03:35Yeah.
03:35You little bastard.
03:36I think young love on a boat is a healthy thing,
03:39and I'm happy for both Jenna and Eddie.
03:42Did I sound sincere?
03:45Like...
03:48Because I'm really trying.
03:50Weird things happen in the hot tub, don't they?
03:53Look, Jenna's pretty.
03:54She's a very pretty girl, you know?
03:55I'm not blind, but, you know,
03:57I didn't initiate anything.
03:59I probably won't.
04:00I've just got over a pretty tough relationship.
04:03I do have a big job on the boat,
04:04and I'm just going to focus on that.
04:06That's great.
04:08Let's go.
04:09French time.
04:11Upstairs.
04:12What are you doing down here?
04:13What are you doing down here?
04:16Come on, my cemetery.
04:17So, quickly give the aft a scrub.
04:21Not bad at all.
04:23Alicia, Alicia, Jenna.
04:24Can you talk to the guest cabins, please?
04:27Nothing on my way.
04:29For sake.
04:32Do we have three beds to make?
04:34I've done this, friend.
04:35Okay, so there's three more.
04:36And I've done that.
04:36I've got two more.
04:37Okay, two beds.
04:38And you two.
04:39On a race.
04:40Yeah.
04:40Can I please, can I please to the bar?
04:43Yeah, you can go.
04:43I want to finish that.
04:46Benny boy.
04:47Hey, how are you, Captain?
04:48Amazing.
04:49You get a good sleep?
04:49I've got ten hours.
04:50I feel a bit guilty.
04:53Who even enjoys making beds?
04:55Shut up.
04:56Do you enjoy making beds?
04:57I enjoy doing my job properly.
04:59Let's go.
04:59Come on.
05:02Do you know if I was your boyfriend at home?
05:05I'd be fuming.
05:07Yeah, I know.
05:08Like, for me, I don't care.
05:09I'm single.
05:11But if you were my girlfriend or me wife.
05:14I don't want to hear it today.
05:15Oh, my God.
05:16Keep my name out of your mouth.
05:18Less of this and more of this.
05:20I take it on board.
05:21I just don't want to hear it today.
05:22Yeah.
05:23Hey, how's it going on deck?
05:26Good so far.
05:27Good.
05:27It's a nice day.
05:28Nice.
05:32All right, let's clean this up.
05:33It's time for us to rock and roll, love.
05:35We're getting there.
05:36I'm starting from here and then working my way around.
05:38That's the plan.
05:39Yeah, that's good.
05:41I'm one of those people that have to be in a very clean,
05:44zen environment.
05:45So I can attribute my timing delays a little bit
05:48to the discombobulation of this bloody shambolic machine
05:52that I live in.
05:53And I'm going to sort her out.
05:56I'll be right back.
05:57Yeah, it's all good.
06:00No, don't do this.
06:01F**k.
06:09Five seconds.
06:10We're leaving.
06:15Oh, no.
06:17Hey, Jason, it's Ben.
06:18Can you come in, please?
06:19Copy that.
06:20Oh, that's lovely.
06:23How's it going, mate?
06:24There's a fan malfunction.
06:25And I can't do the charter without this oven.
06:28It's f**king bulls**t.
06:30Engineers, can you meet me in the galley, please?
06:33Sup?
06:35It just says fan malfunction.
06:37Has it done that before?
06:39It has?
06:40I ordered a new one.
06:42What a fan, a new fan?
06:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:44Who's your pony?
06:45He how?
06:46Nothing doesn't work.
06:47F**k.
06:47All right, how's today?
06:50Today's been all right.
06:51Sorry about kissing you last night.
06:53No, but it's funny.
06:53If you didn't want to, sorry.
06:54No, I didn't.
06:55I didn't have to apologise for that.
06:57I should have asked first.
06:59I never expected to kiss Eddie.
07:03Like, it's my first moustache.
07:06Like, not my type in general.
07:08I don't think my future husband will be doing manual labour.
07:11It will also be an older guy, of course.
07:14But Eddie has his head screwed on properly.
07:16He's a hard worker, and he's so kind.
07:20So cute.
07:21That was a good kiss.
07:22I'm on a plane.
07:23I'm a good kiss, though.
07:24Okay.
07:26My goodness.
07:30F**k me.
07:34Holy f**k.
07:35When did I send these?
07:36What did you send?
07:37Alicia texted me last night.
07:39Oh, f**k.
07:40I don't remember.
07:42She goes, I haven't a clue what's going on in my head,
07:44but you need to get out of it.
07:45Oh, wow.
07:46Believe me when I say, I haven't been able to stop looking at you.
07:50And then she goes, call me crazy, but I'm not wrong.
07:52Same too.
07:53You've been getting it on with Jenna.
07:55I said, I would drop it in a second to be an alien with you.
07:59Oh, dear.
08:00See how that goes down.
08:01Oh, drunk Eddie sending out Hail Marys at 3 a.m.
08:05That's not great.
08:07I want to make more of an effort with Jenna, like, getting more and more to know her.
08:11Oh, man, I'm in the s**t.
08:13F**king explosion, man.
08:16F**k.
08:17What an idiot.
08:18What an idiot.
08:20Oh, this needs another wife.
08:23Just a working class, man.
08:26You okay?
08:26Yeah, I'm just tired.
08:28It was a good night.
08:29I'm just a little bit rowdy this morning, but I will power on through.
08:33Did you hook up with anyone?
08:34Nope.
08:35I don't know.
08:36I'm just not there for just to hook up anymore, especially with yachting.
08:40Oh, fair.
08:41I apologise for dropping you in the sand.
08:48Because of sand, it's okay.
08:50Oh, that's okay.
08:51You nearly caught me, and then you dropped me.
08:55Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
08:58Free boy.
09:01I don't remember, but I pissed last night, just texting Lydia.
09:06No, you weren't.
09:07But it was all just about her being like, can't get you out of my head, and I was like,
09:10same.
09:10This board is like the love board.
09:12Where is Michael?
09:13I just really need some help.
09:15Ugh.
09:16Did he tell you about obviously a little SMS to you before bed?
09:18Yeah.
09:19When you were getting off with Jenna, I think she's got jealous.
09:21Like, at least I've always said I've had a bit of flu.
09:26Join us.
09:27We need to work something out, yeah.
09:29And yet I feel like you're a part of this.
09:31Okay.
09:32All right.
09:33Have a seat.
09:37With your towels.
09:39Right.
09:41I'm just trying to work out.
09:42I'm curious to know what he wants to say as well.
09:44No, I was just trying to work out.
09:45Are you a messenger to Eddie?
09:47And I told you to f*** off and just stop being a drunken idiot, basically.
09:50Kind of.
09:53Oh.
09:54I wish you paid more attention to the job that you're supposed to be doing.
09:57Then thinking about what other people are texting.
09:59Unless you got a text directly, it wasn't anything to do with you.
10:02No, but when someone comes to me and says, unless I was messenger last night.
10:06Who said that?
10:06I didn't say it in a bad way.
10:09I just flirt to make myself feel better.
10:12I'm flat out with work.
10:13There's so much to do.
10:14And you're busy up here f***ing talking about who's going to be.
10:16I'm actually hoovering up here.
10:17What's going on?
10:18So boring this conversation.
10:20If I hear you gossiping instead of working one more f***ing time, I'm going to be talking.
10:24But you're f***ing flirting, having a crack with anyone.
10:26You should be working right now.
10:28But you've got a boyfriend.
10:29So I'm not allowed to talk, no?
10:30While I'm working.
10:31Well, you're not working.
10:32You're just talking.
10:33Alicia, there's honestly no need to get wound up about it.
10:36I'm pissed off because every time I see you, you're just gossiping.
10:39There's no need to be pissed off, though.
10:40It's disrespectful towards your boyfriend.
10:42I don't care whether or not I've got a boyfriend.
10:44I care about getting the job f***ing done.
10:45Maybe you should care about your boyfriend because you're in a relationship.
10:48I'm here to work, mate.
10:49Just f*** you pick up a hoover.
10:51I mean, we're all having a little bit of a gossip.
10:54But she's trying to pinpoint as if, like, I'm not doing any work to try and deflect that she's in
11:00the wrong.
11:00What is going on?
11:02He's in my f***ing face.
11:03Oh, you've got a boyfriend.
11:04Stop playing when I was like, we're here to f***ing work, mate.
11:07You said this.
11:08Mikey is literally all up in my f***ing grill.
11:10Well, that blew up.
11:11I'm just saying how it is.
11:14Get off my f***ing dick, mate.
11:16I'm just shaking.
11:17Okay, don't take a coffee.
11:19Don't take a coffee.
11:20I don't know what I just walked into.
11:23Where has he gone?
11:25He's back in my napstays.
11:26Everyone just needs to relax.
11:28It's not that deep.
11:29Mike, what the f*** happened?
11:31Nothing happened.
11:32F*** off my f***.
11:33What did you do to Alicia?
11:35I literally was outside.
11:36She was obviously stood behind us.
11:38Were you gossiping?
11:39No.
11:40No, you are gossiping.
11:41Don't lie.
11:42What's going on?
11:43I was just having to laugh at the boys.
11:44I mean, I'm like...
11:44Yeah, but she's not finding it funny.
11:46Yeah.
11:47But also, she's got a boyfriend, so like...
11:49That's none of your business.
11:50If she wants to flirt with them, that's between them.
11:52Stay out of it.
11:53What do you want us to do?
11:54I want you to vacuum down here.
11:56So...
11:56And then go find Jenna.
11:58I mean it, Mike.
11:59I will, but I will.
12:01This is f***ing crazy.
12:03How's mum and bear going?
12:05F***ing working overtime over here.
12:07I'll leave that to you.
12:08Yeah.
12:09Mike is wrong for gossiping,
12:11and like Alicia should 100% stand up for herself,
12:14but she doesn't need to do it a decimal 100.
12:17Like, what the f***?
12:18Alicia?
12:19Captain heard you.
12:20Like, Alicia, be smarter as well.
12:23The two of you are f***ing dumbasses.
12:26Are you okay?
12:27I know.
12:28I shouldn't have reacted like that,
12:29but he just winds me up.
12:30I know.
12:31I get it.
12:31I get it.
12:32Oh, Jenna, I've got something to tell you.
12:35What?
12:36I want to know.
12:36You can't react like that
12:38because it's not going to solve anything,
12:40and I don't want, you know,
12:41Jason or the other crew seeing stuff like that.
12:44You know how Eddie gives Jenny a sit?
12:45Like, and then Eddie's then telling all the boys.
12:48Eddie comes up first.
12:49I say, all right, Eddie, what's happening?
12:50He says,
12:51Alicia was messaging him last night.
12:53See, I can't get you out of my head.
12:55No, wait, wait.
12:56Hang on.
12:57Yeah, and I was like, Eddie.
12:58No, you've got to twist it.
12:59This is what happens with gossip.
13:01No, no, no.
13:01He doesn't have any integrity.
13:03No, he's a gossip.
13:04Eddie's kidding to me.
13:05Do you instead of Alicia?
13:07Yes.
13:07Yes.
13:10Where did the Eddie thing come from?
13:12Like, I don't really know what kind of...
13:13I don't think it was a thing.
13:15Me neither.
13:16I feel used because if Eddie likes Alicia,
13:20am I the pawn between them to make someone jealous?
13:24I must kind of put off.
13:25Why I lay on so thick?
13:27Do the whole drama just for a kiss
13:28and then chat to Alicia.
13:31I feel barely used.
13:43I'm so confused now.
13:45I think she's clicking on with all the guys.
13:48No screaming and shouting around the bows.
13:50Yeah, you copy that.
13:51It won't happen again.
13:51It's just a boundary that I wouldn't cross.
13:53Hey, Chief, what's going on with this?
13:56We are just waiting for the book on it and stay in front
13:58and then we can install it.
14:00Cool.
14:01You're working hard there, Mike.
14:03Yeah.
14:03Go ahead.
14:04Attention, heads of the department.
14:06Can you meet me in the crew mess now
14:07for a preference street meeting?
14:09I'll meet.
14:11I don't want to take the clean and take the clean.
14:13All right, guys, chart of three.
14:15Yep.
14:15All right, here we go.
14:16Mecca is a New York City founder of a lifestyle magazine, Pink,
14:20which celebrates black women
14:21and curates elevated experiences for them.
14:23Okay.
14:28Feeling good.
14:29Super sexy.
14:30Super sexy.
14:32There's four of these,
14:33so they'll go one and one, one and one.
14:35We want to make sure they don't hang over, right?
14:36He wants it to hang over, kind of.
14:38Oh, like in somebody's face.
14:41Just, I'm trying to be honored,
14:42but I can't see.
14:43You're absolutely not.
14:45Oh, if something's not up to my standards,
14:47you're definitely going to know.
14:48But funny enough,
14:50I am, and as sassy as I can be,
14:52I feel like I'm the softer one
14:55of the rest of my charter guests.
14:57So these are going to sit on table A and B.
15:00One and that one.
15:01And then we wrap these with florals.
15:03This one.
15:03I know you laugh.
15:04Oh, please.
15:05She has visited over 48 countries.
15:07I splurge on vacations regularly.
15:09We did Egypt together.
15:10We closed down the entire St. Regis and New Cairo,
15:13so it was just for us.
15:14Everything luxury, over-the-top,
15:17Birkin wearing, Bentley driving,
15:19all the good food, all the good drinks.
15:21I like to see the money.
15:22You know, when you're spending six figures on a vacation,
15:25you want to see six figures on your vacation.
15:28She's excited to come aboard with Karen,
15:30Michelle, Tamika, Bea, and Erica.
15:34Mecca is looking forward to five-star service
15:36with meals and tablescapes.
15:38Nobody should ever be intimidated by my standards.
15:40I think if they are, they should raise their own.
15:42On the final night,
15:43Mecca wants to end with an opulent,
15:46formal six-course black tie dinner.
15:48They've got a high standard.
15:49We need to pick our game up.
15:51All right, thank you very much.
15:52Cheers.
15:59We've all got done.
16:00I'm super happy.
16:01It looks great.
16:02Take food, well, just wrap up what you're doing.
16:04Interior, interior, Daisy.
16:06We are done for the day.
16:08Wonderful.
16:09Oh, I stink.
16:12All right, all right?
16:13Good, good, how are you?
16:14How do you feel about yourself?
16:15Huh?
16:15I'm super tired.
16:17You're tired?
16:17Yeah, just tired.
16:18Aw.
16:19I am buzzing that I got a little peck off Ellie.
16:22Do you want to have some fun?
16:24Let's see.
16:25Oh, come here.
16:25Let's see.
16:27What the?
16:28Why are you getting the peck?
16:29It's enough to know that she's into me as well.
16:32I don't really intend to, like, go there with Mike.
16:36I feel like me and Ellie could probably get down and dirty.
16:39I've got my eyes on the prize and the prize is...
16:42Oh.
16:42Ha, ha.
16:46Oh, I love it.
16:49It's not golf.
16:50Oh, it's Mike.
16:51He keeps causing serious drama.
16:54I'm going to sit down and have a proper talk to him and tell him it's, like, actually pretty
16:58serious.
16:59I'll back you up, of course, with Mike.
17:01Do you want to sit in with me?
17:03Yeah, yeah.
17:03Fine.
17:06Mike.
17:07Yeah, what would you like?
17:08We just want to have a great chat with you.
17:09Okay.
17:10Both?
17:11Me and Joao.
17:12Meow, meow, meow, meow.
17:15Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
17:18Ah.
17:19Is this scary?
17:21Not really.
17:23That might be the problem.
17:25You should be scared.
17:25Here's the thing.
17:26We enjoy your banter.
17:27Yeah.
17:27You know that.
17:28Yeah, of course.
17:28There's no doubt about it.
17:29The main reason we're here is to work.
17:31I'm not very good at the work, but I'm a...
17:33You're not being fast enough and you're not being efficient.
17:36And the girls, they're getting frustrated because they're having to micromanage.
17:39And then the gossip.
17:41It's all fun and games until it's not anymore.
17:43Yeah, of course.
17:44You've got to understand that you could, at any stage, if anyone's not happy with you,
17:48in particular, you will be fired.
17:51I really do not want to lose this job.
17:53I have tried a variety of jobs in the past, from the military to bartending.
17:59I tried a dating show, tried OnlyFans.
18:01I even tried running events between Mioga and Ibiza with some friends.
18:06And none of them stuck.
18:07I know I do have a big personality, but I really do want to make this yacht and career work.
18:12We want you to know that this is serious.
18:15Yeah.
18:24I'm so tired.
18:27Aren't we going to go outside and have a glass of wine?
18:29Daisy.
18:30I have to get high enough.
18:33Oh, I'm tired, though.
18:35That bench looks really nice.
18:36I'm in this, though.
18:38Yeah.
18:40Hello.
18:41You all right?
18:42Do you want to come join us for a drink?
18:44No, I'm good, thanks.
18:46No?
18:46Glass of wine?
18:46I do like wine.
18:50Are you all right?
18:51Sorry.
18:52Yeah.
18:52I feel absolutely bamboozled.
18:56Hey, darling.
19:02We can share a glass.
19:06What a day.
19:11That's nice wine.
19:12Is it South African?
19:15No, it's not a special fridge.
19:16I'm going to go unpack.
19:17You're going to go pack?
19:19Unpack.
19:20Unpack.
19:20Oh, my God, Elle.
19:21Don't leave.
19:22I'm all good.
19:23Oh, have I just crushed your date?
19:25There's no dates here.
19:26She's quite sweet, isn't she?
19:28I'm not down for three ways.
19:30Are you feeling okay?
19:33You're a bit emotionally drained.
19:35A good sleep would solve everything.
19:37So he's like, okay, let's have a glass of wine outside on the bench.
19:41He rocks up with wine and another girl.
19:44I'm like, what the?
19:45I got out of there.
19:47Lucy is a little loosey-goosey for somebody who has a boyfriend, don't you think?
19:53If a man asks me something and then another bitch comes, like, the ****.
19:58No, I agree.
19:59Thank you, Jenna, for validating my feelings.
20:01I can't win.
20:04Hold on.
20:04Hold on.
20:05Hold on.
20:05This is escalated.
20:06Ow.
20:08They're getting...
20:09They're not kissing.
20:10No, they're not, they're not.
20:11No, you're still in the game.
20:14You're never in front of a lady.
20:16Really?
20:17Eva.
20:17I don't know about this.
20:19I don't know about this.
20:21Where's my phone?
20:22So have you ever pooed whilst the other ones in the shower?
20:24Never.
20:25I'm going to find out who her boyfriend is.
20:27I'm sending this to her boyfriend tonight.
20:29Pooing and bathing used to be my thing.
20:32So you were in the bath while you were pooing?
20:35I'm very kind.
20:37No **** with me.
20:50I'll take it.
20:51Thank you, baby.
20:54Shower, shower, shower.
20:55I love receipts.
20:56I think Elena got a bit bleak that I was talking to her then.
20:59Oh, I'll tell you all about it if you want.
21:01Yeah?
21:02Oh, yeah, I know everything.
21:03She was a little offended.
21:04She thought it was like a little date, like a doc date.
21:07And then you brought another woman.
21:09And I just invited Lisa because she was literally lying on the couch doing **** all.
21:12I don't feel like I've done anything wrong.
21:15This is pretty hectic.
21:15I mean, when did we say this was a date?
21:18But I thought you were keen on Elena.
21:20I wasn't...
21:21Me?
21:21Yeah.
21:22What?
21:23No.
21:25No.
21:26I'm going to have to message her.
21:27No, don't do that.
21:28Never complain, never explain.
21:30That was the queen's motto.
21:32Hey.
21:32Hey.
21:33Your hair looks so cool like that.
21:34I like it.
21:34My girl.
21:35**** you.
21:37I like it a lot.
21:39Jonah, let's get to know each other.
21:41I think I've sussed you out a little bit.
21:43Am I allowed to ask the question?
21:46Oh, what?
21:49So you and Eddie?
21:51Well, there is no me and Eddie.
21:54No.
21:57No, there is no me and Eddie.
21:59I thought you were like into him, I swear.
22:03Into Eddie?
22:03No.
22:05No.
22:07But he did text me last night.
22:10What did he say?
22:14Show me the text.
22:15Show me it.
22:17Come on, give it to me.
22:18Now I'll find out.
22:20Don't do that.
22:21But don't we squish it after this, okay?
22:24We won't talk about it.
22:25Don't we squash it?
22:25We won't talk about it.
22:27Don't do it to other people.
22:28Yeah.
22:28And then it's squashed.
22:29Makes me so embarrassed to read them back.
22:32I actually want to throw it up.
22:34I haven't got a clue what's going on in my head, but you need to get out of it.
22:38Believe me when I say I haven't been able to stop looking at you.
22:42No.
22:42Same too, but you're with Jenna and she's a safe bet.
22:45I would drop it in a second to be an alien with you.
22:50Oh my God.
22:51Girl.
22:52Turns out I am a massive flair.
22:54So true.
22:56I think it's definitely not a girl code whatsoever.
22:58This is just such cringe, toxic behavior.
23:01Like, both of them, at this point, they can have each other.
23:04Wild, dude.
23:05F***.
23:07I definitely did shut it down, though.
23:09Okay, guys.
23:10Bedtime.
23:11Eddie's mustache.
23:13What is that mustache?
23:14It's not shaped.
23:16It's like he went to a party shop.
23:18Yeah, yeah.
23:19I've stuck the mustache on.
23:21I think I might be horny.
23:22I need to use my vibrator.
23:29Fresh day, a new start.
23:32What else is there?
23:33Nothing over.
23:40Good morning.
23:42Where's your head up with, like, Jenna and Alicia?
23:45Because, like, me and Jenna went upstairs and she was, like, a bit upset with the messages that you were
23:50sending, Alicia.
23:50Oh, f***.
23:51Yeah.
23:52I read the messages.
23:54I'll drop Jenna.
23:55It was hard.
23:56They could be available.
23:57Yeah.
23:57If she read that, and, yeah, that wouldn't have gone down well.
23:59But, f***, I don't know what I was on about.
24:01Yeah.
24:01I actually had a really good time with Jenna on that night.
24:04It'd be nice to properly hang out again.
24:07I need a chat to you.
24:15Ben, Ben, I got you a new oven coming.
24:18So we're here after this charter.
24:19F***, man.
24:20Oh, I wish I was at home.
24:22I've got f***ing tons of ovens at home.
24:25I'll see you in three days.
24:29Morning, morning.
24:29Morning, morning.
24:30It's okay.
24:31Yeah.
24:31It's okay.
24:32Yeah.
24:33We'd love to start you on the food because I don't want to s*** show lunch.
24:36100%.
24:37At this point, I am basing my menu all around the broken oven.
24:41Frim, frim roll.
24:44I'm going to have to use every bloody induction burner, every machine.
24:49It's still fun.
24:50You know, you can get around it, but it's not going to be pretty.
24:55All right.
24:56We take off.
24:57Both tenders side by side.
24:59Take those two tie lines down through the cleats.
25:02I'll leave you guys to it.
25:03I want, like, a fancy toilet fold for the paper.
25:07It's half like this and there's a triangle in the middle.
25:09Okay, great.
25:11All crew, 15 minutes until guest arrival.
25:15Please get in your whites and be ready in the main salon.
25:18I like this night now.
25:19Chaps the closet.
25:20I'm going to the mall if it ain't in my closet.
25:23We made it!
25:33This is going to be fun.
25:35Okay, let's go.
25:36All in line.
25:37If you ain't on and you can't talk to me.
25:38What's going to fire?
25:39We like designer checks to pop.
25:41This is cute.
25:42Baby!
25:43We're excited to have you aboard.
25:44We're excited to be on board.
25:46I'm Jason.
25:46I'm Mecca.
25:47Pleased to meet you, Mecca.
25:48Hi.
25:48Hi.
25:50My attorney's name, so I remember that.
25:52Okay.
25:53Yummy, yeah.
25:54Welcome, ladies.
25:55Daisy will show you around.
25:56We'll get the engines going and get underway.
25:58Excellent.
25:59All righty, let's go.
26:00Let's not leave any luggage behind.
26:02Am I on deck or busy?
26:04Yes.
26:04Yeah, you can have them.
26:06Oh, adorable.
26:07Well, cheers.
26:07This is what I'm talking about.
26:08This is how you greet me.
26:10And I will show you around.
26:12Back here, there are two VIP twins.
26:15Beautiful.
26:17Awesome to eat, isn't it?
26:17Yeah, of course.
26:18Mm-hmm.
26:19Very special.
26:20You know, I think I could do a year on about.
26:22At least a year.
26:23Yeah.
26:24Lovely, Eddie.
26:25The sun deck up here will do most of your meals.
26:28Then you've got the jacuzzi.
26:29You've got the sun loungers.
26:31And that is the boat, ladies.
26:32Beautiful.
26:33Mm-hmm.
26:34What time is lunch?
26:35Well, I was thinking maybe two might be a good time.
26:37We're hungry.
26:38Okay.
26:38Yeah, sure.
26:39That's fine.
26:39I'll let me go and double check with Ben.
26:41Hey, Aftik.
26:41Just let me know when you're ready.
26:43Copy.
26:43Can I start taking lines off?
26:44Yes.
26:45Please take lines off.
26:46Okay.
26:46Go.
26:47Pull it.
26:47Pull it fast.
26:48Pull it fast.
26:50All lines off.
26:51Two meters from the starboard dock.
26:53And opening.
26:54We have 30 meters left.
26:56And we are clear of the port side.
26:58Clear to swing.
26:59Captain, as soon as you are happy, I will start making my way on the tenders to move them onto
27:04the tow.
27:04You can start now.
27:05Copy.
27:06Yeah, undo it from up there.
27:07Yeah.
27:08Blame released.
27:09Tenders are on a tow.
27:12Hold on.
27:14This is a cut because it's tangled.
27:16Look.
27:17Yeah.
27:17That's the problem.
27:19Captain, Captain, can we hide off?
27:21There's a crossover between the two towing lines.
27:24I can't right now.
27:25Hold 30 seconds in idle so I can change over the line.
27:28Joelle, I cannot put this boat in idle at the moment.
27:30I'm right in the middle of the channel and I've got the wind blowing.
27:32This is going to blow me straight off course into the rocks.
27:37The two tow lines are twisted and the tenders are knocking into each other.
27:40If they knock each other sideways, they could submerge and we could lose one or both tenders.
27:45And we don't have enough slack to under the lines or untangle the tenders.
27:48We literally have seconds to fix this.
27:51If we don't fix this now, we're...
28:02Captain, Captain, can we idle?
28:04I just need to cross over between the two towing lines.
28:06I can't right now.
28:08Look.
28:09Yeah.
28:10That's the problem.
28:11This is so beautiful.
28:12So excited.
28:14I was thinking, come on, I'll just put that one now through there.
28:17Put it on the bollard and then release that.
28:19That's the thinking I like to see, mate.
28:21Well done.
28:21My engineer and instinct's kicking and I realise that if we can attach this line to the other
28:26cleat, it'll release just enough tension so we can untangle the lines.
28:30Yeah, that's for you.
28:32Pull up.
28:33Pull up.
28:33Pull up.
28:34Do any more.
28:35Secured.
28:37Right, bring it in.
28:38Throw it in.
28:38Nice.
28:39Well done.
28:39Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.
28:41Secure, secure, secure, secure.
28:42Secured.
28:43I have got a few brains underneath all of this hair.
28:49All clear, all clear.
28:51Well done.
28:52Ben.
28:53Yes.
28:53So I pushed for a two o'clock lunch, but they're really hungry.
28:56Well, why don't you give them spring rolls?
28:58I'll go and give them spring rolls.
29:00She came up to me and said, what about lunch?
29:02What time?
29:02And I said, does a two o'clock lunch work?
29:04And she said, that's too late.
29:06We're really hungry.
29:07So you're already letting them bully you?
29:10Like out of the door.
29:11We're going to have to make you look a little more intimidating, I reckon.
29:14They still are going to do the picnic, right?
29:16The beach picnic.
29:17Yeah.
29:18Look, let's just do it.
29:19I'll shoot for 115.
29:20Let's do it.
29:20Okay, great.
29:21I can take up those spring rolls if you want.
29:23Yeah, let's get some ramekins first.
29:25Canapes.
29:25I'll be really quick with that, okay?
29:27We've got this.
29:28We're going to crush this one.
29:30I told you they said this area is where the billionaires come to escape the millionaires.
29:34Yeah, I love that line.
29:35I'm sorry, I forgot your name already.
29:37Alicia.
29:38Alicia, I am Mecca.
29:39Yes.
29:39I'm going to try not to get on your nerves, but I'm so going to.
29:42No, I honestly don't mind.
29:43I would be exactly the same.
29:45I am so ready to be on service.
29:48With all the drama that's happened with Jenna, Eddie, Mike, look, I want to just like get
29:54on with the job that I've been hired to do.
29:56Less drama, more work, head down, team player.
30:04Canapes.
30:05You're good though.
30:06There you go.
30:06I would just do two days.
30:07Okay.
30:08Two?
30:08Okay.
30:09What are they again?
30:09Shrimp spring rolls.
30:10Okay, thank you.
30:11We are going to go down and check out Celine Bay.
30:14Joao, would you need me for anything else?
30:15Do you want me to move to the interior?
30:17Interior, thank you very much for your help.
30:18Okay, so you're going to drop anchor at one o'clock.
30:21Okay, super.
30:21And then to the beach set up straight away.
30:24Okay.
30:24I got you.
30:25Yeah.
30:25Right on.
30:25Thanks.
30:25I love New York, but after three days.
30:28You ready?
30:28You're over it.
30:29Ready to go back home.
30:30If I had your house, I'd be rushing to go home too.
30:32Yeah.
30:33Because you don't get.
30:33I want her to buy the island next to her.
30:35There's an island right next to her.
30:37Oh yeah, buy it so I could build there.
30:39For all of us.
30:41So these are shrimp spring rolls with the Thai chili dipping sauce.
30:46Thank you so much.
30:48I can eat these every day.
30:50These are good.
30:50Yeah?
30:51We need more.
30:52Yeah, that's great.
30:52And then let's get some lettuce.
30:54Have you got nice lettuce in there?
30:55Yes.
31:02Captain, anchor is ready to drop.
31:05I'm going to go get my situation changed.
31:07Okay, you can drop.
31:08Copy, drop.
31:14We're going to hold truck over in the water.
31:17Nice and tight, Captain.
31:18Good work.
31:19Thank you very much.
31:21I'm hungry.
31:22Here she goes.
31:23My friend, I have a question for you.
31:24What other quick snacks can we get?
31:26Let me go and speak with the chef.
31:27Technically, with all of our hard work in organization, the food should be better.
31:32Oh, 100%.
31:33All right, let's do this.
31:35All right, let's do this.
31:38And they've asked for more spring rolls, please.
31:43Bloody hell.
31:45A canapé is designed to whet the appetite and take a little heat off the kitchen.
31:51You can't ask for more canapés because that's going to delay lunch.
31:55Kind of defeats the purpose, darlings.
31:58All right, it's done.
31:58Thank you very much.
32:00It's not my ****.
32:01They didn't have breakfast.
32:03Order more of them and then we want lunch immediately.
32:06Yeah.
32:06How many chefs have you got?
32:0720?
32:08Yeah, that's what I thought.
32:10Did they make another becheros?
32:12No, we don't have any more left to see.
32:13He's just getting lunch ready now.
32:18Daisy can make anything happen.
32:19So we're just going to ask and you're just going to deliver.
32:21Yeah, perfect.
32:22Let me go see if I can grab you something.
32:24Daisy, you got this.
32:26We're going to get this done real soon, real quick.
32:29I'd like to serve the chicken hot.
32:31What else?
32:32I wanted the guest.
32:33She's really, really hungry.
32:34Can I have something to give her?
32:37That's going to really, really hurt.
32:39I just can't win here.
32:41That's an eight or ten minute delay.
32:43And then I'm going to be late for lunch.
32:44And I'm going to get in trouble.
32:46I got enough on my plate.
32:48Come on, babes.
32:49That's bullsh**.
32:50I always say, like, I like to see my money.
32:53A five-star chef with Michelin star service.
32:56The show.
33:04So here's some smoked salmon, capers, mascarpone.
33:08Thank you so much.
33:09See how this is.
33:10Would you like a top pocket?
33:11I would.
33:12Yes.
33:12Perfect.
33:14I love this hot salmon.
33:16I'm glad I'm just do this.
33:18I know the white people sticking up.
33:19It's all the time.
33:20It's my money.
33:21Daisy.
33:23Who are you thinking about this beach picnic?
33:27Eddie.
33:28I want Jenna to get off.
33:29What I'm always thinking.
33:30I'm right sending Mike.
33:31Mike's good with them.
33:32He uses strong points.
33:34Yeah.
33:34Oh, no.
33:34I'm putting him to work.
33:35I've never had someone who's so s**t.
33:37It's too artistic.
33:39It's so good.
33:39And entertainment.
33:40Have we changed our clothes?
33:43Babe, do me a fave, would you?
33:44Yes.
33:45Give me a grater of some cheese.
33:46Yes.
33:47How are we looking, Joy?
33:48We're looking good.
33:49We're ready to go.
33:50We're ready to eat.
33:50We hungry, though.
33:52Yeah.
33:52We hungry.
33:53You're both going to go to the beach.
33:55Okay.
33:55And I want you to keep an eye on how she serves.
33:58Compliment them.
33:59Burn your keys.
34:00I'll be the one taking us in, leaving you guys to sit up.
34:02All crew.
34:03They're very keen to get over there and to eat.
34:05They're very ready and hungry.
34:07Ready and hungry.
34:08And what?
34:09He's saying they're keen for us to get over there, and he said that they're hungry.
34:13I don't know what, I don't know.
34:15Knock, knock.
34:16Who's there?
34:17It's your tapeworm, and I need to be fed every 20 minutes.
34:20I'm the eighth charter guest.
34:23It's f**king insane.
34:24It's too much, man.
34:25It's really stressing me.
34:27It's just too f**king much.
34:28Okay, come, let's do this one quickly.
34:30We're going to go right now.
34:31Thank you, mate.
34:31All crew, all crew, heading for the beach set up.
34:35How are we looking?
34:36Oh, we're looking great.
34:37They just asked for guacamole before lunch.
34:39Ready to get to the beach?
34:40They said, oh, yeah, we're waiting for lunch.
34:42And I'm like, you're just ready.
34:44Like, I didn't say it.
34:45Well, there's loads of sand over there, do we?
34:47I love sand.
34:48Don't you love eating sand?
34:49It's crunchy.
34:52Now, don't come back.
34:54We are going to get f**ked today.
35:00I'm quickly starting to realize that working with chefs is kind of like raising a pit bull.
35:04They will absorb the energy of the person you're with.
35:07You got to make sure you're staying calm, because if you're not, they will bite somebody's head off.
35:12We're fine.
35:13We're fine.
35:13We're fine.
35:14Thanks.
35:15All good.
35:15I can push off.
35:16Go ahead, Batu.
35:17Take a race.
35:18Pleasure.
35:21I just got this one.
35:22I got cable ties.
35:24Yeah.
35:24Do you want me to start digging the other side, or are you going to work this?
35:26Yeah, please.
35:27You're a star.
35:29Quarter past one now.
35:30Get you over the beach.
35:31Yeah.
35:31Are you joining us for dinner tonight?
35:32I can do that.
35:33Coffee.
35:34Can't wait to report back to Daisy.
35:35All Mike did was talk about work.
35:38Didn't want to gossip or nothing.
35:40I do not want to gossip.
35:42This is when you need an oven just to, like, pop it in.
35:45All right.
35:46What's going on with the food?
35:47I don't have a time frame, but just snacks there for now.
35:50Okay, so...
35:50Thanks.
35:51When are you going on a break?
35:52I don't even like to have a break.
35:54I want to work.
35:55No, you have to break.
35:57He'll get upset if you don't take a break.
35:58That situation gives me anxiety, because I want to work.
36:01If I don't do my job...
36:02Are you doing your job?
36:03Katina, Katina, one minute away.
36:05We're the tender, one minute away.
36:07Copy that.
36:07I'm just talking to Batu.
36:08She's standing around doing nothing at the moment.
36:10I'm that close to lose my s**t.
36:12Don't lose your s**t.
36:13Everything's fine.
36:14Growing up, I wanted to prove I'm capable.
36:18Women in my family didn't work.
36:20So now, when they sent me their break,
36:23made me think that I didn't do very well.
36:27Girl, you're doing your best.
36:31At least you're trying to do your best.
36:34Please focus on this.
36:36I'm like so stupid.
36:39Can I get you anything?
36:41I think we're ready to go.
36:42Is the tender here?
36:42Yeah, ready whenever you guys are.
36:44We ready.
36:45Perfect.
36:45We ready.
36:47Do you want to chat about the other night?
36:49I do, but I don't really.
36:51I don't say anything.
36:53You kind of neither.
36:53Um, no, I actually really, I had a really, really nice night with you.
36:57Um, and then when we were in the hot tub, Alyssia was getting all kind of touchy-feely.
37:01Hi!
37:03It wasn't nice on my part to text her, considering that we had kissed that night.
37:07I was so drunk by the time I actually went to bed.
37:10I don't remember the text until the morning.
37:12It's no excuse.
37:13Um, and I kind of just felt like, to be honest.
37:18I don't want to be a pawn between, like, making someone jealous.
37:24I'm just not that person.
37:25And I kind of can cut ties really fast.
37:28Was that just a pawn to me?
37:30No, no.
37:31Like, her jealous.
37:32No, definitely not.
37:33If you could be on standby, they're very ready and hungry.
37:36Copy.
37:37Ready.
37:38On beat.
37:38Anyways.
37:39Sorry, I'm sorry.
37:42I'm not born yesterday.
37:44I know he would definitely try if she didn't have a boyfriend, so I don't know how sincere
37:50this apology is.
37:51Oh, why have you done that to yourself?
37:54You can't fan this fire.
37:56I've just got to let this fire just burn itself out.
38:10Here we've got guests.
38:12Here we are, ladies.
38:14Just warm them up a little bit.
38:17Is this my time to shine?
38:19Yeah, this is your time to shine, baby.
38:20Here we go.
38:22Ladies, welcome.
38:23What do we have going on here?
38:25What we've got here for you, Mecca, is a nice tequila shot.
38:29Are you a tequila woman?
38:30I mean, I'm a Jane of all trades.
38:32I like it.
38:33I like it.
38:33By the way, ladies, you look absolutely gorgeous.
38:36You're the charmer on the yacht.
38:38Oh, really?
38:38All right, shrimp done, salmon done, pasta salad, and then we're done, right?
38:43Yes.
38:44No, Maria!
38:47All crew, all crew, lunch is ready.
38:50Coffee on my way.
38:52Tomy off, please.
38:54This is where he excels.
38:56We're just going to keep feeding his alcohol, so don't worry about the alcohol top.
38:59Mike, what are you trying to say exactly?
39:02So let's get to the bottom of this, Mike.
39:04Yeah, get to the bottom of the glass.
39:05Ah, get to see.
39:06There we go.
39:06Eddie.
39:07It's my boy, Eddie.
39:08All right.
39:09Good stuff.
39:09We've got to lunch.
39:10Please go.
39:10It's just too much.
39:12Are we mice?
39:14Some real food, please.
39:16Come on, Daisy.
39:17Where is the food?
39:20North side, tender is on its way.
39:24Cheers.
39:24Cheers.
39:26Oh, my gosh.
39:27Ladies, are you so hungry?
39:29Yeah, we're talking.
39:32Oh, my gosh.
39:33So, the Caesar salad here.
39:34Poached shrimp.
39:35And a Mediterranean pasta salad.
39:38Poached salmon.
39:40That Caesar salad was awesome.
39:42Delicious.
39:43It was worth the wait.
39:44Oh, that caprese looks good.
39:45Look at you.
39:45Are you happy?
39:46That's good.
39:47Lunch is good.
39:49Well, so what is the menu?
39:50Six courses.
39:51You better not be slow tonight, brother.
39:52They have more expectations than we're delivering.
39:55If you go up there and have a chat about tonight's dinner and your expectations, yeah?
40:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:01No, I'm with you.
40:02Are you ladies looking to do some water sports today?
40:05No, but I think we'll be ready in a few if you want to get the tender ready.
40:07Katina, it gets the wrapping up.
40:11Okay, copy.
40:12Can I get you anything?
40:15Thank you, guys.
40:16You, you, you.
40:17Hello.
40:18We're ready.
40:20I got you.
40:21Woo!
40:21Okay.
40:24Absolutely.
40:26You got us here.
40:28Thank you, Kat.
40:29You're welcome.
40:29Welcome back!
40:31So this is a pineapple mango daiquiri.
40:33Fresh pineapple?
40:34Yes, fresh pineapple.
40:35Cheers.
40:36Are you going to enjoy that?
40:37Yeah, I can't get a read on Mecca at all.
40:40She seemed like she's enjoying everything, but like her face is otherwise.
40:45All right.
40:46What's our plan right now?
40:47Cocktail, do whatever you want to do.
40:49You want to chat about dinner?
40:50Um, hold on.
40:51Let's just create a note here.
40:53You like ceviche, right?
40:55Yes.
40:55We loved the shrimp spring rolls.
40:57Really?
40:57You want to do it with lobster?
40:59Done.
41:00Yes.
41:00Yeah, lobster spring roll.
41:01Done.
41:02I thought braised shortening.
41:03I think the group will be a little divided.
41:05I personally love a shortening.
41:06So what would be the seafood alternative for the pescatarians?
41:11You have any snapper by chance?
41:13We do have snapper.
41:13Yeah.
41:14I think they might love like a full proper snapper head on.
41:17Mm-hmm.
41:18And then dessert.
41:19What's something that you know we're not going to say we don't like?
41:22Oh, gosh.
41:23Like, it's not possible for us to say, Ben, we didn't enjoy this.
41:26Um, like a take on apple pie?
41:28Is that your best?
41:29Ice cream?
41:30Yeah.
41:30Is that your best?
41:31I happen to know that you're a special guest.
41:33Is that your best?
41:35We want your best to come to the table.
41:38Are we overwhelming you?
41:40Um...
41:42Tell the truth, Ben.
41:43I wouldn't be happy if you weren't.
41:45This charter is a solid nine on the tricky scale.
41:48See you at dinner.
41:49All right.
41:49You will.
41:49Thank you so much.
41:52Last charter, I was just dropping the ball in every which way.
41:55F***ing.
41:56I've spoken to the charter guests.
41:58Did it make it any better?
41:59No.
42:00Am I worried about it?
42:01Yes.
42:02Do I think I'll get through it?
42:03Probably not.
42:05It's not easy.
42:07Yeah.
42:08That's why I'm quiet.
42:10Dinner better be really good.
42:12Mixed on Below Deck Down Under.
42:14If you like any of those, I've met the one.
42:15It misses my roommate.
42:17I dropped Jenna like it's hot to get me.
42:20I haven't...
42:20I did not say anything.
42:21I read the text messages.
42:23Yeah, no, no, no.
42:23Do you want me to see them?
42:24Who's calling the f***ing shots around here?
42:26I'm communicating with you, Ben.
42:27Hey, listen, you're the boss, babe.
42:28You're the boss, babe.
42:28I'm here to put the pressure on.
42:30Yeah, well, stop doing that.
42:31Did they like the octopus?
42:32Some of them didn't eat it.
42:33We had a whole conversation earlier.
42:35What happened?
42:36Huh?
42:37Was this your best?
42:39Yeah.
42:39You thought this was your best?
42:40You thought this was your best?
42:41You thought this was your best?
42:42You thought this was your best?
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