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00:24Hello, how you doing and welcome to Celebrity Cat Phrase, where we have plenty of familiar
00:29phrases and three famous faces. And if they can say what they see, one of them could win
00:34a brilliant £50,000 for charity. So let's see who's playing Cat Phrase tonight. She made
00:40Stacey from Barry one of the most loved characters on British TV, and now she's swapping the scripts
00:44for Cat Phrases. It's Joanna Payne. Now, he's been called Nicky on the Square, King of the
00:52Jungle and the Champion on Ice, plus a few other things by me that we cannot repeat on
00:57a family show. It's Joe Swash. And she's gone from kids TV to a primetime regular, and like
01:07all great careers, it's led to this. I can only apologise. It's Angelica Bell.
01:15Here we are.
01:16Right, now, Joanna, the nation knows you best as Stacey from Governor Stacey. How often do
01:21people come up to you quoting the lines from the show, and also calling you Stace?
01:25Oh, my gosh, all the time. But I quite like it, because it's nice being called Stacey. I'm
01:30used to being called it now. And I always wanted to be called more of a feminine name,
01:34because I'm Joe. And it's like, all right, Joe, and I feel quite practical and quite tomboyish.
01:38And so when people go, all right, Stacey, I feel a bit, like, fizzy and a bit more glamorous.
01:42Yeah. So it's kind of like my alter ego now.
01:44Well, you might make that mistake tonight, Joe.
01:46Oh, Stacey.
01:49That's so weird.
01:52Kevin and Stacey is well-known, of course, for its catchphrases. What are your favourites?
01:55Oh, I love it when Nessa does hers. Whenever she goes, oh, oh, oh, oh, what's occurring?
02:01Because I just love working with Ruth, so it's all Nessas for me.
02:05Now, I hear that you are unbeatable at Connect Four.
02:08Oh, no-one can beat me. Is that right?
02:10It's like, yeah. There are two things with my children that I play full out with.
02:15It's arm wrestling. I will not, like, take it easy on them.
02:19Full on, I'll do full force. And Connect Four as well.
02:21I won't let them win. So that they know, when they finally beat me, that that is it.
02:25They are, like, grown men and grown women.
02:28Are you strong with the arm?
02:29Yeah, I am. I am.
02:30When they leave the house to go to school, I now, um, I give them a hug and a kiss.
02:35And then I get them and I kick the back of their legs out and I dip them down on
02:40the floor.
02:40And then I just go, yeah, not a man yet. Get in the car.
02:44Now, which charity are you playing for tonight?
02:46I'm playing for many tiers Animal Rescue.
02:49Beautiful stuff. Good to have you on the show, Joanna.
02:52Now, Joe Swash, everybody.
02:54Hello, everyone.
02:55Joe, on your reality show, Stacey and Joe, you've let the nation into your home.
02:59What made you want to do it?
03:01You know what? It's something that they've been asking about us doing for quite a long time.
03:05And the kids always said no.
03:07We sort of took their lead.
03:08And then they come back to us and they said, do you fancy doing it this time?
03:11And the kids sort of said, oh, we don't mind.
03:14So, yeah, they sort of give us the permission to do it.
03:17You seem to be doing so much at the moment.
03:19You also released a best-selling cookbook a few years ago.
03:22I love cooking, but, you know, I'm not the greatest cook in the world,
03:25so I feel like people can relate to that, you know what I mean?
03:27Why are you looking at me?
03:28Why are you looking at me?
03:29Because I can tell, yeah, you're not a very good cook.
03:32But do you know what I mean?
03:33There's so many professional cooks out there doing it amazingly,
03:37you need someone that's not doing it amazingly.
03:39Now, what do your kids think about you being on Catchphrase again tonight?
03:41Oh, they love it, because at home we play this all the time.
03:43Great.
03:44And I'm absolutely the daddy at it, so I'm hoping that it can translate in the studio.
03:48So, you and Stacey play together at home?
03:50Yes, we do, and I beat her every time.
03:51Yeah, great.
03:52Tell us about your charity tonight.
03:54Yes, I'm doing this for Comfort Cases UK.
03:57Joe, so good to have you back.
03:58Thanks, mate.
03:59Thanks, everyone.
04:00Angelica Bell!
04:02I am so excited.
04:04Do you know what?
04:05Can you believe it?
04:06Not many people may know this, but Angelica and I,
04:09we started out on Kids TV together.
04:10Yeah.
04:1026 years ago, you were on CBBC.
04:12Yeah.
04:13I was on CITV.
04:14We were Arch Enemies at the time.
04:15Yeah.
04:16Different channels.
04:17Yeah.
04:17Going for the same audience.
04:18But listen, look at us now.
04:20I know.
04:20Still Arch Enemies.
04:22Going for the same audience.
04:23Far from it.
04:25So, listen, since then, you've been doing everything.
04:28News, travel documentaries, cooking,
04:30and, of course, we saw you on Big Brother.
04:32Yeah.
04:33What is that like?
04:33Because I know I couldn't do it.
04:35I couldn't be locked up in that house.
04:36I had a brilliant time and it's been amazing being part of that sort of social experiment.
04:41It is because you go in there with a group of people who have no idea what they're going
04:44to be like from different walks of life who you probably wouldn't bump into.
04:48And you're just like, do you know what?
04:49Let's find out about you.
04:51What's going on?
04:51But it's Big Brother.
04:53Big Brother's a bit like you.
04:54What?
04:55Cheeky.
04:56Throws things at you.
04:57You don't know what's coming next.
04:58So, I think it's...
05:03Is that right?
05:04All joking aside, you've sailed across the Atlantic,
05:07you've cycled a section of Tour de France,
05:09even dived into ice holes in the Antarctic.
05:12Yes, I did say ice holes.
05:13I was wondering whether.
05:16My ear didn't prick up this.
05:18That is serious bucket list stuff.
05:21I know.
05:21Isn't it?
05:22What else is there to tick off?
05:24I love challenges.
05:25I think when I was young, I was quite scaredy-cat.
05:27I didn't do anything.
05:29And I think, as I've got older, I think,
05:31this is the time, let's tick off those things
05:34and catchphrase is on my bucket list.
05:35Great.
05:36Angelica, tell us about your charity tonight.
05:38It's Neuroblastoma UK.
05:40Amazing stuff.
05:41Good luck to you all.
05:42Let's hear it for tonight's contestants.
05:46Good luck, good luck.
05:47Now, remember, catchphrases can be songs, films or popular saying.
05:51So, just say what you see.
05:53I can smell the fear from here,
05:55but that might just be Joe's aftershave.
05:57Now, in our first round,
05:59every correct answer is worth £100 for your charity
06:01and the bonus is worth £500.
06:03Now, if you think you know the answer,
06:05you know what to do.
06:05Just buzz in.
06:06And if you do give me a wrong answer,
06:08the great thing is you will not be frozen out.
06:10So, keep pressing and guessing
06:11until somebody gets it right.
06:14Let's get started.
06:15Are we all ready?
06:16Yes, boss.
06:17Let's get going.
06:18Here's your first catchphrase.
06:20There he is, Mr. Chips,
06:22the star of the show, everyone.
06:29So, think about what Mr. Chips is doing there.
06:35He's got the rubber dinghy on
06:37and he's like,
06:38no, no, no, I'm not having any of this.
06:41What's he just done?
06:44Joe.
06:44He's abandoned ship.
06:46He's abandoned ship.
06:49Yes, he has.
06:51£100 in your bank.
06:53Come on, slushy.
06:56Absolutely.
06:57£500 now up for grabs
06:58with our bonus catchphrase.
06:59You know what to do.
07:00Nine squares.
07:02Hiding the bonus catchphrase,
07:03just buzz in whenever you're ready.
07:05Remove the square
07:06and just say what's there.
07:07Let's take a look, please.
07:14Hanging out your dirty washing.
07:16Listen, it's not a bad guess to start.
07:18One square and he's still going for it.
07:20Angelica and Joanna, still to score.
07:22But, of course, we've only just started.
07:23We've only just begun.
07:25Here's your next one.
07:30Get ready.
07:30This is great.
07:32What is this doing?
07:34Joe.
07:35It's a travel light.
07:37Oh, it's not a travel light.
07:39No.
07:39But you are so close.
07:41It is ridiculous.
07:42You're not frozen out, though.
07:43OK.
07:43Angelica and Joanna,
07:44Joe's just given you a very good clue there.
07:46It's not travel light.
07:47Just extend that.
07:49Oh.
07:50Angelica.
07:51Travel lightly.
07:51Oh, it's not travel lightly.
07:53You are so close.
07:56Let's see some more.
07:58What is it doing?
08:03Joanna's gone for it.
08:05Travelling light.
08:06Travelling light, it is.
08:09The light bulb is the light, of course, and the rucksack, and the travelling light.
08:13Good stuff.
08:13Nice one.
08:14Have you got one right at home as well?
08:15Back to the bonus catchphrase ball, please.
08:18This time for Joanna.
08:20And is this one going to help?
08:27Ghost clothes.
08:29They're not ghost clothes, but again, listen.
08:32If you don't try, you never know.
08:34And we've seen many times before, haven't we?
08:36Some people get that bonus catchphrase with just one square revealed.
08:40Biggest buck on your buzzers.
08:41Another £100 up for grabs.
08:45Your very own catchphrase, Joe.
08:47But what is it?
08:52Oh, Angelica's gone for it.
08:55Swashbuckler.
08:56We'll take that.
08:57Swashbuckler or swashbuckling?
08:58You are swashbuckling up, baby.
09:00Yes, do.
09:01Now, look at this.
09:02It's even Stephen's across the board.
09:04£100 to everybody.
09:06Angelica, if you now get the bonus catchphrase, you take the lead.
09:10Come on, girl.
09:10Mad.
09:13Let's see what's there.
09:16Oh.
09:17Oh, good clue there.
09:21Oh.
09:21Definitely worth a try before you get buzzed out.
09:26Wedding guest clothes.
09:27I don't know.
09:29Angelica didn't get it with wedding guest clothes, but Joe does think it was.
09:33How confident do you think you are, Joe?
09:34Don't give us a chance.
09:35I reckon about 80% confident.
09:3780%.
09:37I can't believe how good he is at that.
09:38Yeah, he's so good.
09:39I'll hold up.
09:40I mean, you don't know if he's right yet.
09:41Tell you what, you've got the ballgame, haven't you?
09:44I have, yeah.
09:45I'm real.
09:45Oh.
09:46He's a Christmas favourite guy.
09:48What did I say?
09:49Yeah, yeah.
09:49Right.
09:50Who's going to get back to that bonus catchphrase?
09:53Here we go.
10:00Oh, look.
10:01She's happy because what's just happened?
10:06So what's she just done?
10:10Joe, she's beat him at his own game.
10:12She's beat him at his own game.
10:14Yeah!
10:15What?
10:16Really?
10:16Great.
10:17And I'll tell you something, Joe.
10:18If you carry on like this, it's going to be very hard for Joanna and Angelica to beat you at
10:22this game.
10:22Stop it.
10:23Bonus catchphrase time.
10:24And Joe does think he knows it.
10:26But he's got to remove the square first.
10:28Let's remove it, please.
10:33There's something old there and there's something new and he might have borrowed that jacket.
10:37Oh, wow.
10:39Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue.
10:43I can tell you now, Joe.
10:44Yeah.
10:45You're right!
10:48Wow.
10:49Did you get it before, Joe?
10:50Did you get it at the same time as Joe?
10:52Please, let's remove the other squares so we can reveal the whole thing.
10:55Something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue.
10:59I tell you what.
11:00Congratulations, Joe.
11:01This is great.
11:02Cheers, mate.
11:02So, at this moment in time, Angelica and Joanna are on £100 and Joe taking a very nice lead
11:08at this moment in time with £700.
11:12Wow.
11:13It's right, time for a quick break now.
11:14Already, can you believe it?
11:15But when we come back, every catchphrase is worth double the money.
11:18Don't go away.
11:18See you in a bit.
11:33How are you?
11:33Welcome back to Celebrity Catchphrase, where Joanna, Joe and Angelica are surprising absolutely
11:38everyone, including themselves, at how well they've done so far.
11:41And they've only just started.
11:43Let's see how far they can take it, as they hope to bag that £50,000 for their charity.
11:49Joanna, during the ad break, I'd like to listen up to what our celebrities are saying.
11:53What were you mentioning about your thinking ahead?
11:55What was that?
11:56You know, I think I'm waiting to have a formed answer in my head before I press the buzzer.
12:02And I think I need to take a tip out of his book and just, like, slam it and then
12:05just
12:06sort of think on the spot and come in with something.
12:08I'm finding it really hard, right, because I'm really competitive.
12:10And I did think I was going to be able to beat him.
12:13And I don't know where this has come from, but I'm not liking it.
12:16Well, the reality is we're only too much moving to round two.
12:19I know.
12:19Well, what's going to happen then?
12:20Because I'm already feeling the pressure.
12:22I want to beat him.
12:24But, Angelica, you were saying to Joe, listen, don't forget, when you get to the fund,
12:28you've got to get starred number 11, double our money.
12:30Why are you thinking that he's already going to win?
12:33Do you know what?
12:33We've known each other a very long time.
12:35And before I came and I knew you were coming, I was like, this is so up your, you know,
12:40up your, whatever you call it, up your strata.
12:46Do you know what?
12:47All will be revealed as we head into round two.
12:50And that's what we're going to do right now.
12:52And every catchphrase is now worth £200.
12:54And don't forget the bonus is now worth £1,000.
12:57A lot of money for any charity.
12:58Buzzing when you like.
12:59But be aware, Joanna, if you do buzz in too quick this time, you will be frozen out.
13:04Don't forget that.
13:05Good luck all.
13:06Good luck at home.
13:07Let's play more catchphrase.
13:15This is something that Simon Cowell says a lot on Britain's Got Talent.
13:22He uses this catchphrase.
13:24Oh, Joe.
13:25He's using his heart instead of his head.
13:27Oh, Joe, it was close.
13:29But do you know what?
13:29We can't accept that.
13:30Joe's now frozen out, allowing Joanna and Angelica to get it in.
13:33But can they form the right catchphrase?
13:36Joanna.
13:37Thinking with his heart, not his head.
13:39He's thinking with his heart and not his head.
13:42Right.
13:43So now you're on £300 creeping up.
13:45And, Joanna, remember, this game can change as quick as that with the bonus catchphrase.
13:50If you get this right, and it can be done with one square, you will then take the lead.
13:55Here it comes.
13:56Nine squares.
13:56You know what to do.
13:57Remove the square whenever you're ready.
14:01And let's see what's there.
14:03Is it going to help?
14:08Taking tea.
14:09Taking tea.
14:10It's not taking tea.
14:10But again, it's always worth a try.
14:13Right, fingers back on your buzzers.
14:14Here's another £200 catchphrase.
14:22Now, when I was on a show that did this, I got a badge.
14:29Many years ago.
14:30Joe, one I made earlier.
14:32Joe, you're one word out, and you're frozen out again.
14:35Alone, Angelica and Joanna, back in the game.
14:40Angelica.
14:41Here's one I made earlier.
14:42Here's one I made earlier.
14:43Of course it is.
14:45I had to get that one.
14:46Yes, of course you did.
14:48Yes.
14:48So, Angelica and Joanna joined Placer with £300.
14:51Joe, on £700, still in the lead.
14:53But can Angelica, with her first time to the bonus board, ever bag the £1,000?
15:02Ooh, opposites.
15:03Let's take a look.
15:06These are...
15:07Ooh, OK.
15:09What's happening there?
15:11Angelica, what are you thinking?
15:12Open for tea.
15:13Open for tea.
15:14No, but again, worth a try.
15:16OK, let's play more catchphrase.
15:20So, think about what that is, and what is just about to happen there.
15:29Joanna.
15:30The cat's out the bag.
15:31The cat's out the bag.
15:32Yay!
15:33Catfili, of course.
15:36Joanna, you are creeping up on Joe now.
15:38You're on £500.
15:39Back to the bonus board for Joanna.
15:44And what's behind this one?
15:50Um...
15:51Slam dunk.
15:52What makes you say slam dunk?
15:54Because it looks like there's a basketball thing there, and I'm thinking about dunking tea.
15:58Oh, my goodness.
16:00This could be amazing right now.
16:02Joanna.
16:02This could be amazing.
16:03It could be amazing.
16:06And it is!
16:07CHEERING
16:10I'll tell you what, before we reveal the other squares, that is very impressive.
16:17Let's take the rest away so we can reveal the whole thing, but full respect to you.
16:20Look, she is indeed dunking.
16:22She's slamming the door, put them together, slam dunk.
16:25I tell you what, if you've got it right at home that early, like Joanna, then full respect to you
16:30as well.
16:30Let's take a look at the scores now.
16:33Angelica on £300, Joe on £700, and Joanna now in the lead with £1,500.
16:38CHEERING
16:40Right, let's head straight into the next round.
16:42We've got no time to waste, and we're going to increase the money once again.
16:45Every catchphrase now is worth £300, and the bonus is worth a very nice £1,500.
16:50A very tidy £1,500.
16:53Absolutely.
16:54Let's bring on the next catchphrase.
16:59What's going on here?
17:03What are they?
17:07Joe, they are smelling salts.
17:10They certainly are, Joe.
17:11He's back in the game.
17:12And Joe, you just hit the £1,000 mark.
17:15You're now creeping up on Joanna's £1,500, and the first contestant tonight,
17:19to take on the £1,500 bonus catchphrase.
17:23Good luck, Joe.
17:27Let's reveal it.
17:31Ah, um, uh, pointing in the right direction.
17:36Again, always worth a go, especially when we saw Joanna guess the bonus catchphrase
17:41with just three squares revealed.
17:43OK, fingers back on your buzzers, fingers poised, ready, steady.
17:46Here we go.
17:54So maybe you've just met, and things didn't go too well.
18:01Joe, off on the wrong foot.
18:03Joe, what is this about you missing just one word?
18:06I know.
18:07Which means...
18:08Am I not back in this one?
18:09Joe, no, you're frozen out.
18:10I can't...
18:11You've now let...
18:11Look, Angelica's already buzzing.
18:13And remember, when that plays, you're back in play.
18:16Who's going to get there first, Angelica or Joanna?
18:22Angelica.
18:22They're getting off on the wrong foot.
18:24They're getting off on the wrong foot.
18:25Yes, they are.
18:28Joe, I think Joanna let you let me have that one.
18:31Getting off on the wrong foot.
18:32Got off on the wrong foot.
18:34Angelica, nice one, which means you now go to the bonus board.
18:37OK.
18:38OK, let's see it.
18:40And let's reveal that square.
18:44Ooh.
18:45It's a statue, isn't it?
18:46Look.
18:46Yeah.
18:48Um...
18:51Oh, I think they're sinking.
18:53What could it be?
18:54Oh, I don't have time.
18:56No, no, I don't.
18:56Don't do that.
18:57I think I might know.
18:58No, you don't know it.
18:59Shush.
19:00Right.
19:00Fingers back on your buzzers.
19:02Another £300 up for grabs.
19:09And there's your clue.
19:11Joe.
19:13Ah, the penalty bell.
19:14I've got it wrong, sir.
19:15Oh, no, it's not penalty bell, which means Joe is frozen out.
19:18Joanna and Angelica, you get to see more.
19:20Oh, no, I know it.
19:23I'm not up on football.
19:26It's not really actually a football phrase, I don't think.
19:35Angelica.
19:35Save before the bell.
19:37It's not save before the bell.
19:41Joanna.
19:42Oh, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
19:44No, you're both frozen out.
19:45I've got a feeling, everybody.
19:47Joanna might know it.
19:49Let's play some more.
19:53Go on, Joanna.
19:54Saved by the bell.
19:55One of our favourite shows as a kid as well.
19:57Save by the bell.
19:59Well done.
20:01Absolutely brilliant.
20:01So let's have a little look at the scores now.
20:03Angelica on £600.
20:05Joe on £1,000.
20:06Joanna still in the lead with £1,800.
20:09And another chance to go to the bonus board.
20:13And let's see what's there.
20:17My gosh.
20:20The thinking statue.
20:22The thinking statue is not what we're looking for.
20:26Fingers back on your buzzers.
20:27Another £300 up for grabs for your charities.
20:35You know, I think we've all been in this position at some point.
20:39Joe.
20:40At it.
20:43He's the at it.
20:44He's not at it.
20:46You know what?
20:47I buzzed in before I see the big it and I thought,
20:50oh, it's got to be so good.
20:51Oh, I hadn't even seen it.
20:52I was still thinking, oh, I was looking at it.
20:54Yeah.
20:55Right, Joe, you are frozen out.
20:57Let's see some more.
20:59Oh, so it's very tense.
21:02It's tough.
21:04It's got a deadline.
21:06Joanna.
21:07Taking it to the wire.
21:09Oh, it's not taking it to the wire, no.
21:11Now, Angelica, let's see some more.
21:17So you've got a tight deadline.
21:19Go on.
21:20Back against the wall.
21:23You didn't even use the word it.
21:25Oh.
21:26Oh.
21:27Oh.
21:28No, he's up against it.
21:30Oh.
21:31Let's have a little look at it.
21:33So look, he's literally up against it.
21:35Yeah.
21:36There you are.
21:37Right.
21:37Here's your next one.
21:42Right, think about what they are.
21:45What's that in the middle?
21:48Put it all together.
21:52What would you call those?
21:57Go on, Joanna.
21:58Rock band.
21:59Oh.
22:01There's more.
22:01There's more to it.
22:02Yeah.
22:03But who's going to get in first?
22:04Will it be Joe?
22:05Will it be Angelica?
22:05Angelica or Joe?
22:06Joe and Angelica.
22:07Angelica or Joe?
22:09Joe.
22:10Rock and roll band.
22:11It's a rock and roll band.
22:13Oh, yeah, that was a rock and roll band.
22:15What was that before?
22:16That man you wouldn't have done that.
22:18Were you going to say that, Angelica?
22:20Yes.
22:20Of course you were.
22:21Of course you were.
22:22So, Angelica of £600.
22:24Joe now on £1,300.
22:26Joe now just slightly ahead now with £1,800.
22:28And that could all change with our bonus catchphrase, of course.
22:32Come on, Joe.
22:37Let's reveal it.
22:40Oh.
22:42What is that?
22:43Wow, so there's two statues.
22:44You know it, don't you?
22:45I think I know.
22:46You think you know?
22:47So there's two statues that are talking to each other.
22:49They are the two thinkers.
22:53Two thinkers.
22:54It's not what we're looking for.
22:55That was a big intake of breath there, Joanna.
22:57You genuinely believe...
22:58You genuinely think I know.
22:59Well, listen, if you get the next catchphrase right,
23:02that will lead you straight to the bonus board
23:03and that will increase your lead massively
23:06at the end of round three.
23:08So, can Joanna do it?
23:09Or will Angelica get in her way and bump up her score?
23:13All to play for here.
23:15Let's bring on the next catchphrase.
23:21Right, here comes the clue.
23:23There it is.
23:27What style...
23:28Oh.
23:28Joe.
23:29Brain arithmetic.
23:30Oh, it's not brain arithmetic.
23:32That doesn't even make sense, does it?
23:35It's very similar, but it's just different words we're looking for.
23:38Joe's frozen out.
23:39Angelica thinks she knows, but will she get in before Joanna?
23:44Ooh.
23:45Ooh.
23:45Oh, she's now doubting herself.
23:47Go on.
23:49Mental arithmetic.
23:50It's not mental arithmetic.
23:52You've now handed it over to Joanna
23:54because Joe and Angelica are now frozen out.
23:56Take a look at the rest of the clues.
23:58Just have a good look.
23:59You've got time here.
24:08What style of sport would you call that at the Olympics?
24:15Mental gymnastics.
24:18You're laughing.
24:19You're laughing, I know.
24:20But you're right.
24:21Oh, my God!
24:24And Joanna seems to think she knows the bonus catchphrase.
24:28Well, getting that one right now leads us straight to the bonus board.
24:31Joanna, whenever you're ready...
24:34Is this going to help?
24:36Let's reveal it.
24:40Oh, I don't know, Nav.
24:42I was going to say great minds think alike.
24:44And do you know what?
24:45That's not right.
24:47Oh!
24:47Oh.
24:48So that means everybody's back in play once again.
24:51Can Joe catch up with Joanna?
24:53Can Angelica pull out all the stops?
24:55Let's find out who's going to get the next one.
25:08Oh, I've got this.
25:09He's seeing stars in his eyes.
25:11Oh, come on, I added words to that one.
25:14Without adding the words, Joe, just say what you think it is.
25:17Stars in his eyes.
25:18Stars in your eyes.
25:19Oh!
25:22You've lit me up the wrong guy.
25:23No, I haven't lit you up.
25:27He's seeing stars in his eyes.
25:28Yeah, and then I gave you the chance because I said you added too many words and then you changed
25:31the whole thing.
25:32No, I didn't.
25:33Well, you did because millions of people have just seen it.
25:35What did I say?
25:36Well, you said a completely wrong answer.
25:39Was that close the first time?
25:40Yes.
25:41Joe is frozen out, allowing Angelica and Joanna in.
25:44Such a vulture, isn't you?
25:45I just hobbling over the whole little markers.
25:47On what game shows on the telly would you see another celebrity contestant say to another celebrity,
25:52You're a vulture.
25:54Angelica, when it plays, you and Joanna are back in play, but who's going to get in first?
26:00Angelica.
26:00Stars in your eyes.
26:01Oh, no, it's not stars in your eyes.
26:03No, she didn't have the word.
26:04You didn't have it, did you?
26:06Oh, my God.
26:07This is not right.
26:08I wasn't.
26:09Right, Joanna, you get to see the rest.
26:11Right.
26:11Please tell me you get this right, and then Joe will realise what mistake he made.
26:15I'll realise as well.
26:16Well, yeah, you just copied Joe.
26:17Yes.
26:18What's the matter with you?
26:19Honestly, I do apologise.
26:21I know you watch this for entertainment, but you're just watching an argument.
26:25Joanna, the rest is yours.
26:27He's bumped his head.
26:28What's happening?
26:28Go on.
26:30Come on.
26:30Just say what you see.
26:38Seeing stars.
26:39He's seeing stars.
26:40Oh, my God.
26:44That would be so funny.
26:46Angelica, because I want you to win money for your charity.
26:48So do we.
26:49Just a little bit of advice, all right?
26:51Just literally say what you see on the board, and just don't copy what Joe says.
26:54Right.
26:56Now, Joanna, there's a chance now to add £1,500, £1,500 to your bank.
27:01You get another chance at the bonus catchphrase.
27:04Good luck.
27:04Here we go.
27:07Oh, it's a good one.
27:08That's a good one.
27:09This is a good one.
27:10I thought you were going to get in the middle there, but this is just as good.
27:13What is it?
27:15Oh.
27:16Oh.
27:16Oh, no.
27:17Oh, my God.
27:19No, what's he got?
27:20I know it.
27:21I know it.
27:23Not being able to think of anything.
27:26Is that your answer?
27:26Is that you to talk to yourself?
27:28That's what's going on in my whole body right now.
27:31Oh, that's incorrect.
27:32But Joe now thinks he knows.
27:34Yeah, no, but I just said it to her.
27:36She wasn't too impressed with it.
27:37No, I think he's good.
27:38You think that's good?
27:39I'm impressed.
27:39I told you.
27:40Why would you tell Angelica?
27:41Because she's not going to get the next one, is she?
27:44Come on, now.
27:45She's got like £300 in her bank.
27:47We're going to have to give her money.
27:50The old vulture's not going to get anything.
27:54Fingers back on your buzzers.
27:55Here's your next catchphrase.
28:02There's your clue.
28:06Oh, I love one of these.
28:08Go on, Angelica.
28:09Dirty burger.
28:09It's a dirty burger.
28:12She's only gone and got it.
28:13Oh, my gosh.
28:14You could do it now.
28:15Now, what will Angelica do now?
28:17Because I'll tell you something, Angelica,
28:19this could be a game changer for you.
28:21So if you get this right,
28:23£1,500 in your bank.
28:25Back to the bonus board we go.
28:26Remove the square and say what's there.
28:30What's behind that square?
28:32Is it going to help?
28:36Gosh.
28:38That's a squiggly line.
28:40What are you going for?
28:41Thinking between the lines.
28:43It's not the correct answer.
28:45Have you got it right at home?
28:46That's hard.
28:47I've got to be honest,
28:48it's a tricky one,
28:49but if you just focus on it,
28:52I promise you'll get it.
28:53I've been trying to focus on this
28:54since I've got it.
28:55But listen,
28:56your money has creeped up to £900.
28:58This is good.
28:58Yeah, this is good.
29:00Everyone's got a lot of money
29:00for their choice so far,
29:01but there's still more.
29:03Let's bring on the next catchphrase.
29:08This one is worth another £300.
29:12Joanna.
29:13New statesman.
29:14Oh, it's not new statesman.
29:17OK, Joanna's frozen out,
29:18allowing Joe and Angelica
29:19to see the rest.
29:25Think about what they are.
29:26Look, they're all, like,
29:27all secretive.
29:34You go to these places
29:36to buy your papers.
29:40Joe!
29:40Ah!
29:41News agent.
29:42It's a news agent!
29:45How can you be like this?
29:47It's a news agent.
29:48Joe, you're now £1,600.
29:51Yeah.
29:51Can you now get the bonus catchphrase?
29:53If you do,
29:54you will then take the lead again.
29:56Go on, Joe.
29:57Just two squares to go.
29:58I feel like these don't matter
30:00because we should know it
30:01from what we call riddle.
30:02Yeah, yeah.
30:02The middle.
30:03That's a good one.
30:04But, of course,
30:04will the middle
30:06solve the riddle?
30:07Go on.
30:08Let's take it away.
30:10OK.
30:11One's thinking straight,
30:12one's thinking a little bit wobbly,
30:13so he's, uh...
30:14And he's pointing to the one
30:15that's not thinking straight,
30:16so he's, uh...
30:18He's not thinking straight.
30:20LAUGHTER
30:22Joe, I know.
30:23Look at the girls laughing.
30:24LAUGHTER
30:26He's right.
30:30Joe!
30:32Seriously, let's remove that last square.
30:34I know you don't need it,
30:35but look, the difference is,
30:36look, that one where the arrow's pointing,
30:38he is not thinking straight
30:40like the other one.
30:41Who is thinking straight?
30:42That was hard.
30:43That was hard.
30:44That was, but I tell you what,
30:45you got it.
30:46And it's a game-changer once again.
30:48Angelica, with a very respectable £900,
30:51but it's not ever yet.
30:51Joanna now in second place
30:53with £2,400,
30:54but Joe back in the lead
30:55with £3,100.
30:58That's very good.
30:59I'll leave you some later.
31:00I'll tell you now,
31:01we've had some highs,
31:02some lows,
31:03and a few guesses
31:04we're still trying to understand.
31:05But after the break,
31:07we'll find out
31:07which of our celebrities
31:08will take on
31:09the super catchphrase
31:10for a chance to win
31:11£50,000
31:12for their charity.
31:13It's anybody's game.
31:16See you in a moment.
31:31Welcome back to
31:32Celebrity Catchphrase,
31:33and this is it.
31:34One round left to decide
31:35who's heading
31:36into the super catchphrase
31:37for a shot
31:38of winning £50,000
31:39for their charities
31:40between Joanna,
31:42Joe,
31:42and Angelica.
31:43Joanna,
31:44before the show began,
31:45how did you feel
31:46about your competition tonight?
31:47I was quite excited
31:49because I thought
31:50that we were
31:50on an even playing field.
31:52I mean,
31:52I thought we were
31:53all on the same level.
31:54Little did I know
31:55how much of a liar he is
31:56and that really,
31:57you know,
31:58he's like bum.
31:59So at the moment,
31:59I'm feeling like all right.
32:01I'm only scared of him.
32:02I'm sorry.
32:03No,
32:04I love your honesty as well.
32:05That's what I love.
32:07Yeah.
32:07Yeah.
32:08Now,
32:09every Craig Dancer
32:10from now on
32:11is worth £500
32:13and you can buzz in
32:14as often as you like.
32:15Remember,
32:16keep pressing and guessing
32:17because at the end of this round,
32:18one of you will be playing
32:19the super catchphrase
32:20to try on with that £50,000.
32:22Good luck.
32:23Fingers poised.
32:24You cannot be frozen out.
32:26Go for it.
32:26Just keep pressing and guessing.
32:27You know the rules.
32:28Here we go.
32:29Let's bring on
32:30the next catchphrase.
32:36There's one.
32:37He's gone.
32:37He loves it.
32:39Oh, yes.
32:40Oh, no,
32:41but Mr. Chips can't do it.
32:42But why?
32:44Joe.
32:46Swimming on the full belly.
32:47Oh.
32:48No,
32:48you haven't been frozen out.
32:49So keep pressing and guessing.
32:50I'm still in.
32:51£500 up for grabs.
32:52Let's play some more.
32:54Joanna.
32:54His stomach's gone.
32:55His stomach has gone,
32:57but that's not the phrase
32:57we're looking for,
32:58but stomach is
32:59in the phrase.
33:03Everybody else could do it,
33:04but Mr. Chips is like,
33:06I just can't do it because...
33:08Angelica.
33:09Can't stomach it.
33:09No,
33:10Angelica's not what
33:11we're looking for,
33:11but you're not frozen out.
33:14Joe.
33:14He ain't got the stomach for it.
33:16Perfect.
33:17Nice one, Joe.
33:18Five undercoun.
33:19Yeah, that was good.
33:20Welcome.
33:20Do you know what?
33:21Let's not waste any time.
33:22Let's have another one.
33:29You may call the Tories this.
33:33Angelica.
33:36Party gate.
33:38Oh, it's not party gate.
33:40Right, let's play some more, please.
33:43Joanna.
33:43Party election.
33:45Oh, it's not party election,
33:46but you're not frozen out.
33:48Everyone back in play.
33:55Conservative, Lib Dems,
33:57Labour, they're all...
33:59This.
34:02They belong to this.
34:03Go on, Joanna.
34:04Party food.
34:05Oh, it's not party food.
34:08Babe, I need some of that
34:09party food right now.
34:10Let's play some more.
34:11Have you got it right yet at home?
34:13I bet you have.
34:17Just think about what
34:18the Conservatives are,
34:19what Labour are,
34:21and what the Lib Dems are.
34:23Go on, Joe.
34:25Political party.
34:26Yes, they are.
34:27They're political parties.
34:31Nicer, Joe.
34:32Let me tell you now,
34:32you're going to be over the moon with this.
34:33Yeah.
34:34You've just broken a £4,000 mark.
34:36Nice.
34:36You're on £4,100.
34:37So, Angelica on £900,
34:39Joanna on £2,400,
34:40Joe on £4,100.
34:42Wow.
34:42But there's still more money up for grabs,
34:44but who's going to nab it?
34:48What is happening here?
34:55So, you might say this to your partner.
34:59You know, look, I'll do this,
35:01you do that.
35:03Angelica, you might say this to Michael,
35:05your husband.
35:05Yeah.
35:07Dryer dishes, dishes,
35:08wash the dry, dry up the dishes.
35:10And then he'd say, what?
35:14Fingers back on your buzzers.
35:17Joe.
35:17I'll wash you dry.
35:19Of course it is.
35:22Another £500 in your bank, Joe.
35:24Right, let's play another one, please.
35:29It's a famous phrase,
35:31we all know.
35:36Angelica,
35:37I want you to get through the £1,000 mark,
35:39but Joe's going to stop you.
35:40Go on, Joe.
35:41It's a big scoop.
35:42Oh, it's not a big scoop
35:43and you are not frozen out.
35:45I'm really confident with that one.
35:46Can Angelica just get one
35:48to break the £1,000 mark?
35:49I'd love that to happen,
35:50but it's anyone's game.
35:52Let's play some more.
35:56So, what are they,
35:57August and July?
36:04Just say what you see.
36:12I was going to say summer months,
36:14but no.
36:14Let's play some more.
36:20Joe.
36:21Flavour of the month.
36:22It's Flavour of the month.
36:24Oh, God, you're so good at that.
36:26Joe is on fire.
36:27He was back from behind
36:29and now he's in front.
36:30This is unbelievable.
36:31OK, another one.
36:35Think about what's on the bottom
36:37and where he's going.
36:39Oh, he's now looking really tired.
36:41Joe.
36:42Bedtime.
36:43Oh, it's not bedtime,
36:44but look, it's in the phrase.
36:46You're not frozen out.
36:48So, look.
36:49There's seven, eight, nine,
36:51ten o'clock, eleven o'clock.
36:54What is he doing?
36:57Go on, Angelica.
36:58Pass your bedtime.
36:59If you've got this right,
37:01you've passed the £1,000 mark
37:03and you have.
37:04Yay!
37:06Angelica, you are now on £1,400.
37:09This is great.
37:10Let's have another one, please.
37:19Just literally say what you see.
37:21What is Mr. Chips?
37:27Joe.
37:28He's a traffic warden.
37:29Yes, he is.
37:30That's it.
37:31Oh, my God.
37:33It's as simple as that.
37:34I was thinking about jail.
37:35I was thinking he was a jailer.
37:36That's what I mean.
37:37You mustn't overthink stuff.
37:38He's given out tickets.
37:39He's a traffic warden.
37:40I might apply that to my day-to-day life.
37:42Right.
37:43Let's see if you can apply it to this one here.
37:50Think about what they are,
37:51the other boxes.
37:52The first two are wrong,
37:54but that one isn't wrong.
37:59And think about the sum.
38:05Joe.
38:05Free present.
38:06Oh, it's not free present.
38:08I thought you were going to nail it there.
38:09I thought the sum's added up to free.
38:11The first two are wrong,
38:12but the final present isn't wrong.
38:15It's...
38:18The clues are all there.
38:23This isn't right,
38:24but I want to say
38:25two wrongs make a right.
38:27And you are wrong.
38:30So that makes a wrong.
38:34Let's play some more.
38:35Right, it's definitely present's the word.
38:37Present.
38:38If you turn up on time,
38:39you are...
38:41Joe.
38:42On time and present.
38:43Present and on time.
38:45Oh, it's not present and on time.
38:46So, the opposite from wrong,
38:48and it's not right.
38:50Another word for right is...
38:52Oh!
38:53Joe.
38:54Present and correct.
38:55We'll take that, Joe.
38:59Oh, well done.
39:00And the buzzer has gone.
39:01You know what that means?
39:02It is the end of the round,
39:03and let's take a look at these almighty scores.
39:06You've all done so well for your charities.
39:08Angelica, you're going to be pleased with this.
39:10For your charity,
39:11you are taking away £1,400.
39:13I'm so happy with that.
39:14Rightly so, but tell us about your charity.
39:16New York Brastoma UK is a charity
39:19that looks into research
39:20for young children under the age of five
39:22who have a rare cancer,
39:24and it's one of the most heartbreaking things,
39:27and I think that every child
39:28should deserve a chance at life,
39:29and more research into it,
39:31more money they get,
39:32it will just make a huge difference.
39:34And that is going to help.
39:35Angelica, beautiful.
39:37Joanna, you're taking away £2,400
39:39for your charity.
39:41Again, they're going to be over the moon with that.
39:42Where is that money going to?
39:44It's going to Many Tears Animal Rescue
39:46in Carmarthenshire,
39:47and they rescue dogs
39:49from terrible circumstances,
39:51and they rehabilitate them emotionally
39:53and physically,
39:54and then they re-home them.
39:55That's just great.
39:56Nice one, Joanna.
39:57And, Jo, you are tonight's winner,
39:59and we'll be facing the Super Cat Trace.
40:01Yay!
40:02Come on!
40:03Yes, it is the big one.
40:05Jo will be taking on the Super Cat Trace
40:06to try and win his charity
40:07a possible £50,000.
40:09The big question is,
40:10can he do it?
40:11Well, I'll tell you what,
40:11the way he's been playing,
40:13he's got a really good chance.
40:14Find out if you can
40:16after this quick break.
40:31This is it.
40:32Welcome back to Celebrity Cat Trace.
40:34Jo has made it through to the final
40:35and is about to take on the Super Cat Trace
40:37where he could win his charity
40:38a monumental £50,000.
40:42Now, are you feeling right now?
40:43Yeah, you know what?
40:44I've suddenly become a little bit nervous
40:46because the charity that I'm raising money for
40:49are such a small charity
40:51that this would just mean so much to them,
40:54so I do feel a great deal
40:55of responsibility suddenly.
40:57Tell us about the charity first of all.
40:59So, my mum is a foster carer
41:01and she's been doing it for about 20 years
41:03and this company come to me
41:05and it is called Comfort Cases.
41:07So, any kid that goes into the care system,
41:09it's a scary, vulnerable moment for anyone,
41:12let alone a kid.
41:13So, we provide these rucksacks
41:15and in the rucksacks,
41:16there'll be a phone charger,
41:17there'll be some toiletries,
41:20there'll be a notepad,
41:21there'll be a teddy bear,
41:22everything that you'd want in a backpack
41:25if you were going to spend somewhere overnight.
41:26I just think it would mean the world to these kids,
41:30you know, to know that there's people thinking of them.
41:32What would that money mean to the charity?
41:34It could do a huge amount, surely.
41:35Yeah, like, so I've been down to the charity
41:38and seen the ladies,
41:39there's only three ladies that do it
41:41and they're the ones that are packing these bags
41:43and they're doing the most amazing job.
41:45So, you know, if I can go back with £50,000,
41:48I think it would really, you know,
41:50change the direction of the charity.
41:52I cannot tell you how much I want you to do this.
41:55Let's have a little reminder of how it works.
41:57Take a look.
41:58The pyramid is made up of 15 numbered squares.
42:00Behind each square is, of course, a catchphrase.
42:02You've got 60 seconds,
42:03from the bottom all the way to the top.
42:05Remember, you can only move up a level
42:07once you've got the catchphrase right
42:09from the line that you're on.
42:10It does get tougher the higher up you go,
42:12but listen, the money goes up as well,
42:14so it's all worth it.
42:15Make it to the top and answer that final super catchphrase.
42:17That £50,000 is yours for your charity.
42:21Remember number 11, that is starred.
42:23You get that one right, and we're going to double the money
42:25that Joanna and Angelica won earlier on.
42:28So you're paying for their charity as well as yours.
42:30Angelica would need that.
42:32Now, remember, Joe, just say what you see.
42:35OK.
42:36Just keep on guessing.
42:37Big question now is, are you ready?
42:39I'm as ready as I'll ever be, Stephen.
42:42Come on, let's do this.
42:43Best of luck.
42:43Your 60 seconds will start.
42:45Can you select your first number from the bottom row?
42:47Right.
42:48We're going to go with three.
42:49Let's go down the middle.
42:50Come on, Joe.
42:52OK.
42:52Dancing.
42:53The kang-kang.
42:54The kang-kang.
42:56Doing the kang-kang.
42:57Doing the kang-kang.
42:58We'll go with eight.
43:01Light.
43:01There's a light.
43:02It's in a castle.
43:04By candlelight.
43:05It's a cricket bat.
43:07Vampire bat.
43:08Correct, next.
43:09Oh, wow.
43:1012.
43:11No, 11.
43:1111 for Angelica.
43:12She needs it.
43:14So, it's less, less, less is more.
43:18Correct, next.
43:2014.
43:22Food.
43:23Food.
43:24Lamb shank.
43:25Eating.
43:26Tasting.
43:27Tasting the food.
43:29Kissing the food.
43:30Move on.
43:31Move on.
43:32Let's move on.
43:33Let's move on.
43:33Next one.
43:34Move on to 13.
43:36Unlucky for some.
43:38Computer.
43:38The plan.
43:39The computer.
43:39The recycling bins there.
43:41House.
43:43Working from home.
43:44Correct, next.
43:4515.
43:48The iOlympics.
43:50iRace.
43:51Running race.
43:51Oh, he won 25,000 pounds.
43:56Unbelievable.
43:57Oh, that's amazing.
43:59This is amazing.
44:01Oh, my heart is pounding.
44:03Oh, I'm shaking.
44:0425,000 pounds, everybody.
44:06Thank you, mate.
44:07Thank you so much.
44:08Love you.
44:09You did it.
44:09We got to the top of the period.
44:11Oh, what was he?
44:11What was he?
44:12We'll go back on those, because I know everybody likes to play along.
44:1514 first, please.
44:16I'm over the moon.
44:19It was the chef's kiss.
44:21Oh, I don't think I'd have got that one.
44:22Okay, no worries.
44:23Well done if you got it right at home, by the way.
44:24Number 15, the top of the period, the super catchphrase itself, in the blink of an eye.
44:30Oh.
44:31But you know what?
44:32Joe, you are taking away that 6,100 pounds that you banked earlier on.
44:35Now that massive 25,000 pounds.
44:37So, for your charity, you are giving them, from tonight's show, 31,100 pounds.
44:44Oh, thank you.
44:46Oh, thank you.
44:49It is great, isn't it?
44:50Oh, thank you.
44:52And you got the star.
44:53Yes.
44:54You did get the star, number 11.
44:56So, we're going to double the money that you won earlier on.
44:59Angelica, you are taking away now 2,800 pounds.
45:02Joanna, you're walking away with 4,800 pounds.
45:05So, between you all, the total amount raised for charity on tonight's show is 38,700 pounds.
45:12Oh, thank you, everybody.
45:14A little reminder of our charity, please, Angelica.
45:17Neuroblastoma UK, which helps children with a rare cancer.
45:21Another small charity, which I really loved what you said about small charities.
45:23They need all that help.
45:24Absolutely.
45:25Joanna?
45:25Many Tears Animal Rescue.
45:27And our winner tonight, Comfort Cases UK.
45:30What a night.
45:31What a show.
45:32I hope you've enjoyed it.
45:33I certainly have.
45:34Thank you for joining us.
45:34And we'll see you next time for more Catch Race.
45:37Good night, everyone.
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