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00:00For those of you not binging, this is what happened last time.
00:03Beanie, she's just decided she'd like to spend a little bit of time, or live, with another couple.
00:08You haven't killed Spike.
00:10No one is throwing you out of the group.
00:11Thanks.
00:12But if we don't find him, I can't stay.
00:15Pamela lost Spike.
00:16And everyone's out there looking for him.
00:18You take him and give him to Pamela.
00:20This way no more feels bad.
00:21How often does he have chemotherapy?
00:23Once a week.
00:24If I can extend my time with Marty by one minute, I will.
00:27Why are you dressed like you're going to a wedding?
00:29Because I am.
00:30You know I'm getting married.
00:32To who?
00:32To...
00:32Steve.
00:33Why?
00:39What are you doing here?
00:41This is about John Farnall.
00:54And then I woke up because...
00:56She's not a people person.
00:57Because he was on top of me.
00:58Or a dog person.
00:59Maybe he should go and take that.
01:00Or an anything person.
01:01I've never met anyone more in need of therapy.
01:03Hey, does Beek still do dog therapy?
01:05No, it was making him anxious, ironically.
01:07Oh.
01:07Oh, hey guys.
01:08It turns out I can come to your wedding.
01:10Oh, amazing.
01:11Oh, I'm actually quite nervous.
01:13Just mainly about forgetting my lies.
01:15Steve's making us learn our vows.
01:17So we can look into each other's eyes.
01:18Oh.
01:19You two are adorable.
01:21Hey, what's wrong with the Muppet?
01:22Why isn't he playing?
01:23Hey, what's happening, buddy?
01:25He misses Roland.
01:26Beattie.
01:27I mean, Mrs Beattie, obviously.
01:30Jonah, I have to tell you something.
01:32No, you don't.
01:33No, you don't.
01:33I really, really need to.
01:36Or don't if you don't want to.
01:39But first, I just want to say how sorry I am.
01:41Everyone makes mistakes, Homalia.
01:43And after I say it, you may never want to speak to me ever again, which I completely understand.
01:46Do you have the doggie dress-up day next week?
01:48Yes, I'm going to that.
01:50Homalia?
01:51Last weekend, when you await the wedding.
01:54It was like so long ago.
01:55It was like so long ago.
01:55And I was my knee house.
01:58My knee Spike.
02:00I lost him.
02:02Okay.
02:03What's wrong with Penny?
02:04You understand?
02:04I lost Spike.
02:05It's okay.
02:06No, Marty.
02:42How's it ever?
02:44Why don't you marry her if you're so interested?
02:46Well, if it gets me close to you, maybe I will.
02:49Oh, there's Mia.
02:52Can you go?
02:54Hey, you must miss me twice in one week.
02:58No.
02:59Can I have some money?
03:00I need to buy Mum a birthday present.
03:02Oh, well, leaving it to the last minute.
03:04Wait, is it Beattie?
03:06Hi, baby girl.
03:08Hi, Pookie.
03:09Aw.
03:11Hi.
03:13Hello.
03:15She's forgotten me.
03:17No, she can't see screens.
03:18Unlike you.
03:19Where are you at work?
03:20Yeah.
03:21I've still got a lot to give.
03:23You took Beattie to work?
03:25Yeah, but only because...
03:27I cannot wait to tell Mum.
03:27Yep.
03:28Rolly and Beattie together at last.
03:29Okay, okay.
03:31Can I have cashola, please?
03:32Beattie's dad.
03:33Cashola, yes.
03:34Uh, yeah, just tell me when you've found a present and, um, text me and I'll send it to you.
03:39How are you anyway?
03:40How is it over there?
03:42It's good.
03:44Um, but Mum's making me write all these lists about what I want to do with my life.
03:48She's all positive now.
03:49Just because she's happy.
03:51Are you going to message her?
03:53Why ruin her birthday?
03:56It's confusing for you dad or not, but it'd be worse if you didn't.
04:00I mean, she'd be so hurt.
04:01Yeah, anyway.
04:02And messaging's weird.
04:03You know, like, what are you supposed to say?
04:05But it's way better than not.
04:07Anyway, have you, um, have you found people over there your own age?
04:10Have you, are there places to party?
04:13Ew, don't say party like that.
04:15Really creepy.
04:16Okay.
04:17Oh, can I tell you something if you promise not to get mad?
04:20Uh.
04:20I want to live in L.A.
04:22Uh, after uni.
04:25Maybe instead of?
04:27Oh, well, I mean, yeah, maybe we'll, we'll...
04:30It's okay, fuck that.
04:31Yeah, um, maybe I was marrying an oligarch or come back home.
04:34Oh.
04:35Anyway, I've got to go.
04:37Love you.
04:38Bye.
04:39Wash your hair.
04:40What?
04:48There he is.
04:50Oh.
04:50He got her back.
04:51I knew he would.
04:52Only because we said he was awful.
04:55Does he have to come?
04:56Yes.
05:02Hello.
05:03Listen, I don't want to be here, but, um...
05:06Hello, baby girl.
05:07Did he get you back?
05:08Did the cold, awful man get you back?
05:10Did he?
05:10Yes, he did.
05:11Yes, he did.
05:12You're such a good girl.
05:13Why would anyone let you go?
05:16Penny wants you to come with us.
05:19Is this a kidnap situation?
05:22Because...
05:22Marty's dying.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Yeah, I've been trying to say that since we've...
05:28The vet's coming at six.
05:31Can you just get in?
05:33Oh.
05:35Uh...
05:36Yep.
05:38Can you...
05:39Yeah.
05:40Hi, baby.
05:42Hi, sweetie.
05:45Big jump.
05:46Go.
05:47Good girl.
05:48My jockey.
05:48Oh, watch out.
05:49My jockey.
05:50There you go.
05:58There you go.
06:03Thank you, Erland.
06:05Yeah, no, of course.
06:07Marty just loves you.
06:08God knows why.
06:10So that's why I wanted you to be part of his last day.
06:13Oh, of course.
06:15I mean, I knew this deal would come, but I didn't think it would come this soon.
06:22I'm going to find him the biggest bone in the world, like a cow thigh or something.
06:29Catch you later, mate.
06:30See ya.
06:34Hop in.
06:35Let's wait.
06:36Get in.
06:38Oh.
06:38Good boy.
06:42Hey, you okay?
06:45I mean, obviously not.
06:51What if we sing a song?
06:54You know, write a song for Marty.
06:56Don't you have work?
06:58Yeah, but this is more important.
07:04Yeah.
07:05Yeah?
07:05Yeah.
07:06All right, come on.
07:07You're going to have to share a spot with Spike.
07:10Spike.
07:11Come on, Spike.
07:11Scooch over.
07:13Good boy.
07:43Okay, I'll see you in a bit.
07:45Would you go and chat?
07:48I am never going to judge people with dogs in prams again.
07:51I'm going to get some food.
07:52Oh, I'll come and join you.
07:54If you don't mind.
07:54I do, actually.
07:56But I think Penny wants us to make up.
07:59Oh.
08:00Don't worry about that.
08:02You're forgiven.
08:05Okay, come on.
08:10Hello.
08:19Table for two, thanks, mate.
08:22Sit anywhere, mate.
08:31Why do they have a sign saying, please wait to be seated if you can just sit anywhere?
08:37What can we get you?
08:39I haven't seen a menu yet.
08:40Oh, it's just in the QR code.
08:41I'm not doing that.
08:42A latte and pesto wrap, please.
08:46Could I have some toast, please?
08:48Seated or sourdough?
08:49Sourdough, thanks.
08:49Some spedgemite and a fat white.
08:55Everything is a QR code now, isn't it?
09:03Are earphones not a thing?
09:05Like, do we have to hear every single thing he's listening to?
09:08Or am I right?
09:10What?
09:11What would you talk about if you didn't hate everything?
09:13I hate everything.
09:14You pretty much do.
09:15Well, what do you want to talk about?
09:17Your wedding.
09:18Do you want to talk about your wedding?
09:19No, okay.
09:19How the plan's coming along?
09:20Shut up.
09:22Oh, I know.
09:23Abandonment.
09:23How did it feel when you abandoned Beattie?
09:26How did it feel?
09:26Yeah, it talked me through it.
09:27Was it a relief?
09:28Did it feel good?
09:29Did it excite you to give up your loyal dog to complete strangers?
09:33Or did you regret it?
09:34Did you think, maybe I shouldn't do this to her?
09:36Maybe this dog needs me.
09:37Maybe I can't do this to Emma and Mia.
09:39Okay, for starters, Emma was aware that it was on the cards.
09:41What about Beattie, though?
09:42How did she feel?
09:43How did the dog feel?
09:45Beattie, how did you feel about being abandoned?
09:47Did I abandon you?
09:48She seems fine.
09:49She seems like she's okay.
09:50Oh, lovely.
09:51Thanks.
09:51Lovely.
09:55Anyway.
09:56I'm sorry.
09:58I don't need your apology.
10:00I feel like you do.
10:01You only got her back because I told you to.
10:03No, no.
10:03I got her back because I desperately missed the chat group.
10:06You think we're going to let you back in?
10:07I don't care.
10:08I feel like you really do care.
10:09I really don't care.
10:10I think we do care.
10:10I think we do care.
10:12And toast.
10:15Oh, yum.
10:17Why do they always do this?
10:18I mean, if I wanted to butter my own toast, then I'd just make it myself.
10:21But I've decided to come here and get a professional to do it, but they haven't done it, have they?
10:26Everyone likes it differently.
10:27Yes, yes, that's true.
10:28Everyone likes it differently.
10:29But if you apply that to all the menu, then you'd have pasta with a sauce on the side.
10:34Or you'll wrap just a deconstructed wrap.
10:36You can make it yourself.
10:37But I've decided to come to a cafe and ask the chef to do it.
10:42I mean, otherwise I'd just stay at home.
10:44If only.
10:44How do they know I like it like this?
10:46Either.
10:46Like, maybe I like it burnt or wet.
10:48But I've decided to trust the chef.
10:50You're a very boring man.
10:53Just your type.
11:17Do you know, I've never met anyone with such stupid priorities.
11:21You're clearly unhappy.
11:22Your marriage is falling apart.
11:24You abandoned your dog.
11:25But that stuff, whatever.
11:27But you get mad at the way someone parks their car or whether I say I or me or toast.
11:40I like your flat.
11:42There's a resident in the walls.
11:48You don't have any brothers or sisters?
11:52Gee.
11:53Lucky you.
11:56I don't mean that.
12:00I don't think.
12:05The booking's for 11.
12:07Plenty of time.
12:08How's Mia going, Roland?
12:10Uh, good.
12:10Yeah, I think.
12:11Happily ignoring the exchange rates.
12:14You must miss her.
12:15Ah, I forgot.
12:16You don't get lonely.
12:22What's your favourite bridge, Sam?
12:25I'm, I'm sort of partial to a truss, if I'm honest.
12:28But, I don't know, as I get older, I can really, really appreciate a good cantilever.
12:34Please, you are clearly a tunnel man.
12:37Oh, my.
12:37Oh, whoa.
12:38Sorry, everyone.
12:40Oh.
12:41Oh.
12:44Oh.
12:44He can fight as much as he likes.
12:46Oh.
12:47Oh.
13:01He can fight as much as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes
13:01as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he
13:01likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as
13:02he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes
13:02as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he
13:02likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as
13:02he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes
13:02as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he
13:02likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as
13:02he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes
13:02as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he likes as he
13:02likes
13:19Poor affection.
13:21Why do hairdressers and dog groomers always have to use some sort of pun?
13:26Do I want to hear this?
13:27Obviously not.
13:28Well, they have to.
13:29Oh, Ernie.
13:29We won't get certification without...
13:31Ernie.
13:32Oh, nice, sir.
13:33Mate.
13:34Roland.
13:34Roland.
13:35Sorry.
13:35There you go.
13:36Should be about right.
13:36Perfect.
13:37Because it's a waste of our time.
13:38It's amazing.
13:39My time, if I'm honest.
13:40How are you feeling?
13:41Pretty good?
13:41I just did my third poo.
13:43I don't know if I can do this.
13:44Well, they can find another firm.
13:45Of course you can.
13:46I don't remember anything we talked about.
13:47Okay, do that.
13:48No, no, that doesn't matter.
13:49See, it's like game day, you know?
13:52Like, you train all week with the skills and the drills, but they're in there.
13:55And then on game day, you can just play.
13:57And you trust that they're in there.
13:58So, you know, just...
14:00Play.
14:01Play, yeah.
14:02Exactly.
14:03Oh, there we go.
14:06You're welcome.
14:11It's a nice cuddle.
14:13Oh.
14:14Is he a cuddly guy?
14:16Apparently.
14:23I'm terrified, like a bird.
14:31I'm terrified of Marty and Penny not being in my life.
14:39About dogs not being in my life.
14:44I mean, I really don't have a lot going on in my life.
14:58Hey.
15:00Me and Spike will always be in your life.
15:03Oh, and Roland.
15:04Roland will always be in your life.
15:06It's such a jump scare.
15:07Don't say that.
15:08Whoa.
15:09Yo.
15:10Roland, can you drive?
15:11I want to sit with Marty.
15:12Yep.
15:13Sure.
15:14Thanks.
15:16Hello.
15:17Come on, Marty.
15:18Move over.
15:18Move over so I can get in.
15:26Right.
15:29So, um...
15:31Home?
15:35Penny?
15:36You okay?
15:38I want you to bury him in the park under the tree.
15:43Okay.
15:44Oh, but is that...
15:46Isn't that illegal?
15:48Technically, you need a permit.
15:49And to do...
15:50Which I don't have.
15:51Right.
15:52Who cares about a permit?
15:53We'll do it at midnight.
15:55Really?
16:01Now, we're all still very upset with you, Roland,
16:04about giving Beatty away.
16:06Yeah, no, I picked up on that.
16:09But, you know, I did get it back.
16:11Yes.
16:12So there is hope for you.
16:14He still did it in the first place.
16:17It's a particular type of person who can do that.
16:20It's Emma's birthday today, isn't it?
16:21Oh, I know.
16:22Tomorrow over there.
16:22Have you called her?
16:23No, I haven't actually.
16:24Yes.
16:24I just love being dissected like this by you two.
16:27Emma is very special to all of us.
16:35I think you're managing well, Roland.
16:38I think you're managing despite going through
16:40what must be one of the worst periods of your life.
16:43And that is why I can almost understand
16:46your disastrous decision to abandon Beatty.
16:48But now that you've got that sorted,
16:53maybe you can fix your marriage.
16:56Or end it, bravely.
17:02In any case, I've said too much.
17:04Now let's go to church.
17:10OK.
17:10Marti was a loyal friend who'd go on and on till the planet ends.
17:22Marti lived for 12 short years with a curly tail and furry ears.
17:31Marti was a loyal friend who'd go on and on till the planet ends.
17:41Let's let sleeping dogs lie and let this sleeping dog die.
17:58They'd give dogs last rides.
18:00Well, I've given them a lot of money over the years, so they're better.
18:09Here.
18:10Roland?
18:12Give me a hand up the steps?
18:13Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course.
18:18Right, just have that hand on.
18:20Oh, big fella.
18:22Yeah.
18:24Did you do this for all of your other dogs?
18:25No.
18:28I'd better not go in. My skin burns in churches.
18:31Right.
18:32Look, the second thing I wanted to say was, this for your ears only.
18:37You and Sam are very...
18:38What's that awful word they use?
18:41Compatible?
18:42And yes, I'm very protective of Sam, so I want you to be careful.
18:48Sam is prone to doubt about her own feelings.
18:54See you in a bit.
18:55Hello, Roger.
19:11Jesus.
19:12Yeah, hopefully he's in.
19:18My dad died in a church.
19:20This church?
19:22No.
19:23It was at my mum's funeral.
19:26Double sad.
19:28Everyone said he died of a broken heart, but they didn't really like each other by then.
19:32Relief, maybe.
19:34Your life's Clive James.
19:36Dead from relief.
19:39Not the Clive James.
19:41You idiot.
19:43When it happened though, I remember thinking, why don't we just bury him too while we're here?
19:47You know?
19:47But mum would have been really annoyed if we'd made it all about him again.
19:53Well, it sounds like he already did that by dying.
19:55Yeah.
19:56Selfish.
19:58Did you get married in a church?
20:00I can't remember.
20:03We are.
20:04Steve wants to.
20:06Well, his parents do, and I don't care.
20:08Never mind.
20:09So we are.
20:13In the same church?
20:14Yes, this is the same church my dad died in.
20:16When we get a discount.
20:17Really?
20:18No.
20:18Oh.
20:21In this church?
20:21No, not this church either.
20:23There is more than one church.
20:34Do you know if Emma's coming back for your wedding?
20:39Uh.
20:40No, she's not.
20:46No, I didn't think so.
20:47I just wondered.
20:59Oh, God.
21:01I know.
21:03I know.
21:05I just remember Jonah and Pamelae are probably going to sing.
21:10Oh shit, they will, won't they?
21:11Yeah.
21:12Is it pathological with them?
21:14It is a bit, yeah.
21:18I could hide his guitar.
21:23Yeah, so she's been worked off her feet and a bit stressed,
21:27and now she misses a day at work and has to spend a day in the car with Roland.
21:30I mean, I hope she doesn't kill him.
21:32They're here.
21:34Oh, okay.
21:35Well, that's, uh, that's good.
21:38They seem to have, um, she seems to have forgiven him, so that's...
21:41Can I not do this?
21:42It's better than, um, you know.
21:44We'll be okay.
21:45It ain't not that.
21:48Oh, my love.
21:49Come here.
21:50He's such a handsome boy.
21:53How did you go from?
21:53Is that high?
21:56Oh.
21:56You okay?
21:58I have a bit of a surprise.
21:59Come here, it's okay.
22:00Jonah and I have a surprise too.
22:02Yes.
22:02We've been sad all day.
22:04Is it?
22:04Should we?
22:04Yeah.
22:07Yes.
22:08Ta-da!
22:10Oh, my God.
22:11Oh, God.
22:13Oh, God.
22:15I know we've been expecting this day.
22:18Perhaps some of you have been silently wishing that I would have taken this step sooner for Marty's sake.
22:26His, uh, quality of life has deteriorated significantly over the last few weeks.
22:32So, if I have delayed the end longer than I should have, please forgive me.
22:41At this stage in life, I'm not inclined to commit to another.
22:47I have had the privilege of raising several dogs over the years.
22:52And I know that they would all agree.
22:55When I say, Marty, you are my best boy.
23:03Oh, Marty.
23:05I have only too many memories to say the boy.
23:09I have only been following me around the house.
23:13And I've done something more.
23:14I've tried to distract her.
23:16Oh, I've made it better.
23:20I will never forget her.
23:22I'm sorry, Master.
23:23I've made it a mistake.
23:25Oh, no, no.
23:27Before you're ready to carry on bravely, you are sought at information.
23:32Oh, no, no, no, no.
23:34I'm sorry, Lord.
23:34Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
23:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
23:38You only see good, good humans and good dogs.
23:43And the people enjoy the way, and the sticks.
23:49And the people do.
23:51For you, tomorrow, it could possibly be better than today,
23:56but somehow it always is.
24:03Thank you, Maddy.
24:07You are my best boy.
24:33You are my best boy.
25:10Oh, um, yes, yes, yes, yes, um, should we just put him in?
25:28Oh, wait, his favourite toy.
25:30Oh, shit, shit.
25:31What? Who was it?
25:42Goodbye, good boy.
25:57He doesn't fit.
25:59You should definitely.
26:00Maybe he doesn't.
26:01Um, okay, well, should I just, um...
26:04No, God, oh, my God, I can't.
26:09Come on, boy.
26:10Oh, I see, okay.
26:23Shit, shit, shit, shit.
26:25People, people.
26:28Like the desert's mystery.
26:32Okay, go.
26:40Okay.
26:51Okay.
26:52Like the desert's mystery.
27:04Back on the train.
27:06I don't know, Alan.
27:08I ask, why did I come again?
27:12Can I confess?
27:15I've been hanging round your old address.
27:20And the years have proved
27:22to open nothing since you've moved.
27:37Oh, I miss you, I miss you, I miss you, I miss you.
27:56I miss you, I miss you, I miss you, I miss you.
28:30Oh, well done.
28:31You've almost made it.
28:32Only one more episode to go.
28:34Uh, welcome to a, uh, dog's breakfast.
28:36Hey, of course you can come to the wedding.
28:38Oh, no, no, no, no, I don't want to.
28:40I mean, I don't, it's not, I'm just not the wedding type.
28:42So what are we getting Sam to see?
28:44What for?
28:44The wedding present.
28:45Oh, no, do I have to?
28:46I don't have to, do I?
28:47Dad, what's wrong with you?
28:48I guess I've just been in a really,
28:51really long, bad mood.
28:54And now?
28:55Dad, it's Connor.
28:57Yes, yes, it is.
28:58We're moving in together.
28:59Uh, no, you're not.
29:00Everybody say, love is forever!
29:04Love is forever!
29:06Fuck.
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