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00:01Hello you, it's me again. Yes, you thought I'd retired. I had plans, lovely ones, which mostly
00:08involved lying on a beach with a wrong punch. But then the country went, and I'll put this politely,
00:14full bonkers. I'll get back to the shop and everyone's up on each other's grill, right?
00:18Taking sides, north v south, blues v reds, low v high. People live streaming themselves,
00:24walking to the bin, conspiracy podcasts about chickens. We can't win. The truth is,
00:29all of us are finding life challenging at the moment. Let's face it, the news isn't brilliant.
00:35Sorry, but here's what's amazing about us. We know how to come together when it counts,
00:40not just by forming an orderly queue, although to be honest, we do love a queue, but by picking
00:45each other up, not picking sides. When it really matters, we stick together and stick on one of
00:50these bad boys and joyfully make complete fools of ourselves for money. Because behind the wigs,
00:56the sketches, the dodgy dad dancing, we know we can make real change. That's food on someone's
01:02table, a safe place to sleep, support, protection, hope, the not funny stuff we all depend on. And
01:09all of it, all of it, my friends, made possible because someone somewhere decided to run a
01:14marathon in a mankini. And that, my friends, is the definition of a truly united kingdom.
01:20It's you, yes, you, who year after year come together for incredible nights like tonight to be
01:25funny, raise money and change lives, which for a dude like me could just be the best punchline ever.
01:33I am so sorry. Sorry. Can we get a camera, Doctor, please? Can we roll VT? Davina, help!
01:41I've got you, Lenny. Welcome to a very special edition of the Best Bits from Comic Relief 2026,
01:46where we look back at a magical night of fun, fundraising and epic challenges. Here's what's
01:52to come on the show. Stand by as Dermot and Alison find a creative way to raise money for
01:57comic relief. If it makes you feel any better, it's all going to a very good cause.
02:03There's confusion in hit sitcom, Amanda Land. Oh, Amanda.
02:07Amanda Land!
02:10We celebrate Greg James completing his epic tandem challenge.
02:14Sarah Cox's challenge was harder. Hey!
02:17And treacherous antics in The Traitors, the movie, the sequel.
02:22Oh!
02:23I am wearing a red cloak because I...
02:26You're in a secret theatre.
02:28Oh, you really spoiled that.
02:30Plus, Coldplay unveiled their plans for Game of Thrones, the musical.
02:34Thank you, John Snow.
02:35This kid.
02:36Thank you, kid Snow.
02:38That's all to come on Comic Relief, more funny for money.
02:41And your hosts for this afternoon's highlights from the big night.
02:45It's only Lavoie and Jill Scott.
02:47Oh, thanks, Davina. And welcome, welcome, welcome.
02:51It's nice to be with you, Jill.
02:53And you, Lavoie.
02:54And don't tell my good friend, Karen Carney, but I was voting for you for Strictly.
02:58I knew it.
02:59And look at us. We are bringing the sparkle to Comic Relief.
03:01You look amazing.
03:02You look great. You really do.
03:04This is Comic Relief, more funny for money.
03:06And we are here to relive some of the best moments from Friday's epic fundraising show.
03:12Now, there are so many highlights to choose from, but we haven't got all day.
03:16So Jill got brutal with her selections.
03:19What's up first, Jill?
03:20Well, kicking us off is the one and only Nan,
03:22who opened the show with a good old-fashioned knees up to a Queen classic.
03:27Brilliant. Could you not wait to do the sweeping?
03:29We're filming for the BBC.
03:31Just can't get the staff.
03:37I'm going to have myself a real good time.
03:43I feel alive.
03:49And the world will turn it inside out.
03:57I'm floating around in ecstasy.
04:07So, don't stop me now.
04:13Don't stop me.
04:15Cos I'm having a good time.
04:17Having a good time.
04:18I'm a city star looking for the sky.
04:21Not a sign of denying the laws of glamourcy.
04:26There we go.
04:26I'm a racing car.
04:28Pass it by.
04:30Like Lady Kedavra.
04:31I'm going to go, go, go.
04:34There's no stopping me.
04:36I'm burning through the sky.
04:39Yeah.
04:40200 degrees.
04:41That's why they call me Mrs. Fennon.
04:44Hey.
04:45I'm traveling at the speed of light.
04:47I want to make the supersonic dead air.
04:53Don't stop me.
04:54Don't stop me.
04:55Don't stop me.
04:55Hey.
04:56Hey.
04:56Don't stop me.
04:57Don't stop me.
04:58Oh, oh, oh.
04:59Don't stop me.
05:00Don't stop me.
05:01Have a good time.
05:02Good time.
05:03Don't stop me.
05:04Don't stop me.
05:06Don't stop me now.
05:09I'm having such a good time.
05:11I'm having a ball.
05:13Don't stop me now.
05:15If you want to have a good time, just give me a call.
05:19Don't stop me, because I'm having a good time.
05:23Don't stop me, because I'm having a good time.
05:26Don't want to stop at all.
05:28Oh, oh, oh.
05:34Oh, oh, oh.
05:37Wow.
05:39Next up, it's the turn of national telly treasures Dermot O'Leary and Alison Hammond,
05:44who recently visited a local bank hoping to raise a lot of money for comic relief.
05:57Hi, I'm Alison Hammond.
05:58And I'm Dem O'Leary.
05:59Now, comic relief has always been a course close to our hearts.
06:03So, today we've come to this bank in central London,
06:05where, with the help of their amazing staff and customers,
06:07we hope to raise an awful lot of money.
06:10So, let's go meet them.
06:13Yes, absolutely. Take one in. Have a good day.
06:24Everybody on the ground, now!
06:26You heard him. On the ground, now!
06:37Let's all remain calm, people.
06:40You, fill this up.
06:45Eyes down. Eyes down.
06:47We're just here for the money.
06:51Seriously, no-one try and be a hero.
06:54Thank you all for your cooperation.
06:56If it makes you feel any better, it's all going to a very good cause.
07:02Nobody move!
07:03You do what I say and no-one gets hurt.
07:06Sorry, what do you think you're doing?
07:07What do you think you're doing?
07:08Well, we ask first.
07:09Wait.
07:11I know that voice.
07:13Take off your masks.
07:17Alison Hammond and Dermot O'Leary.
07:20It's me.
07:21Sean McGarty.
07:23What are you doing here?
07:25I'm trying to raise money for comic relief, aren't I?
07:27They said to me, do you want to climb Kilimanjaro?
07:29I said, are you all right?
07:29I've been in the jungle with your fish bums.
07:31No, thanks.
07:31They wanted us to swim to the Isle of Man.
07:34I was like, no way.
07:35Dermot can't even swim.
07:37I can swim.
07:38Choose not to.
07:39Yeah.
07:40But anyway, listen.
07:41You can't rub this bank because we were here first.
07:43Well, what am I supposed to do?
07:45It's nearly closing time.
07:46I ain't going to find another bank, am I?
07:47It's not our problem.
07:50Give me your money then.
07:55Do you know something?
07:55I don't think that's a real gun.
07:58Yeah, all right.
08:01It's a baguette.
08:02Don't worry.
08:03Dermot's isn't real either.
08:04Water pistol.
08:06I haven't got it for my 50th.
08:07Milk.
08:09But anyway, listen.
08:10What we'll do is we'll split the money between the three of us
08:13and then we'll donate it to Comic Relief.
08:15Right.
08:16Not so fast!
08:18This is a stick-up!
08:20Give me all the money now!
08:23Wait.
08:24Is that you, Chris McCausland?
08:26How did you know?
08:27You haven't, um...
08:28You haven't been with any eye holes?
08:32Oh, yeah.
08:33Plus, got your BBC pass.
08:36Oh, damn!
08:37And your gun's a pepper grinder.
08:39Listen, don't you think I don't know who you are.
08:41I've got an ear for voices.
08:44Richard Maidley.
08:45Chris, that's not Richard.
08:47Wow, Adele, what are you doing here?
08:49There's three of us here already.
08:51Yeah, I know there is.
08:53Dame Judi Dench.
08:55Look, I'm just trying to do my little bit for Comic Relief.
08:58Chris, I hope you don't mind me asking.
09:00It's one thing weighing strictly,
09:01but how do you successfully expect to rob a bank?
09:03Well, it was either do this bit or be the getaway driver.
09:06Well, fair enough.
09:07Makes sense, isn't it?
09:09Nobody move!
09:10Everybody underground!
09:11This is a robbery!
09:13What now?
09:14Oh, hi, guys.
09:16Who are you?
09:18Really?
09:19It's me, Stephen.
09:21It's an honour to have you here, Mr. Spielberg.
09:24No, Stephen Mulhern.
09:27TV's catchphrase.
09:28Deal or no deal?
09:30Weekdays at four.
09:32I love that show.
09:33Shut it!
09:34No, officer, it's not a joke.
09:37Alison Hammond and Dermot O'Leary.
09:39And now Stephen Mulhern?
09:41Yes, the one from Deal or No Deal weekdays at four.
09:43Come quick!
09:44OK, guys.
09:46Let's split the cash.
09:47But before we do,
09:48is there anyone else planning to rob this bank?
09:52Guys, you may as well just come out now.
09:56Sorry we're late.
09:57Got the wrong bus.
09:59Hiya.
10:00All right.
10:01We bought sandwiches.
10:02Natalie Cassidy and Nico Rolana.
10:05And who are you?
10:06Really?
10:07Saba the gladiator.
10:09Right.
10:09Now we've all been introduced,
10:11give us a dosh,
10:13or I'll blast ya.
10:17With my trumpet.
10:25Oh, Dermot, make it stop.
10:27Give me the cash.
10:28Hey, you said we'd split it, you traitor.
10:30Uh, ain't you the traitor?
10:32No, I'm a YouTuber,
10:33and my PR wanted me to make that very clear.
10:35Listen to me.
10:36We're not round the round table.
10:38I can't believe you don't even want to steal no deal.
10:41No, don't.
10:42Don't you dare yodel.
10:43Quiet!
10:45OK, we're going to split the lot between the eight of us.
10:48Agreed?
10:48I guess.
10:49How much is that each?
10:50Well, if I cut the sandwiches into triangles,
10:52I guess we've got enough to go round.
10:53I only like cheese.
10:54I've got pepper.
10:55I meant the money.
10:57How much money is that each?
10:58Well, it's about...
11:02That'll never come out, will it?
11:07I can't get nicked again.
11:12We messed up.
11:13Please give what you can.
11:14We're in those days.
11:15Ow!
11:16I'm a celebrity!
11:17Get me out of these cars!
11:18Let's go!
11:19Don't believe it, Harry and the grand day!
11:21What a day!
11:23You said this would be easier than to swim into the island, man.
11:25I know.
11:26Because I can't swim.
11:31All right, all right.
11:32Calm down, calm down.
11:33John Luthor's here.
11:35Robbery's over.
11:36You'll be happy to know that the idiots who tried to rob this bank,
11:40well, they're going to serve 10 to 15 years in the slammer.
11:44Which is silly, really, because they could have easily got away of it.
11:48Right!
11:49Everyone, down on the floor now!
11:51Red Nose!
11:54Look, Comic Relief are going to have me cycle to Aberdeen.
11:57No thanks.
11:58And plus, these overcoats are not cheap.
12:00Just don't judge me.
12:02Oh, and, er...
12:03Happy Red Nose Day.
12:04Right!
12:05I'm going to save you!
12:06Open the sage!
12:09Now, for all the laughs we have on Red Nose Day,
12:12it's all for an important reason.
12:14To support people to be able to eat, sleep, and feel safe in the UK and abroad.
12:20For so many, the cost of living is putting extreme pressure on household budgets.
12:25And, for those depending on their pension, the impact can be devastating.
12:30In this next film, we want to tell you about Stephen.
12:34Here's his story.
12:36Brought to life by an actor.
12:43She was a lovely dancer.
12:46She was the first one on the dance floor, and the last one off.
12:59We got married, 6th of June, 1964.
13:04It was such a wonderful day.
13:07I loved it to pieces.
13:09I'd seen hard times.
13:11I'd seen good times.
13:13Go to Skegness, Island Man, Scarborough.
13:16Went all over.
13:17Oh, fantastic times.
13:19How could our farewell
13:22mean as much as our time?
13:26She was only ill for six months.
13:28That you leave behind.
13:32I stayed with her till the last day.
13:35But I lost her 17 years ago.
13:40It was a terrible thing.
13:42You just mess them.
13:44We used to love them on anything.
13:46I was very lonely.
13:49I just sat in the house day and night.
13:54It's heartbreaking.
13:55I could sit there and cry.
13:59Then you're getting old.
14:00Nobody really wants to know you.
14:04I was struggling.
14:06Money didn't go very far.
14:08You'd travel every day on a pension.
14:10Food in the shop are very expensive.
14:14It's gone more so this last couple of months.
14:17Even small items like bread.
14:19I don't get the best.
14:21I don't get the cheapest.
14:22I don't get the best.
14:24Since I found out about the Lighthouse project, it's just made me a lot happier person.
14:29Oh, what a beautiful feeling.
14:32It's nice to come in.
14:33Meet people.
14:34Have company.
14:35To love and no love in return.
14:39The pantry in the Lighthouse is for people who are hungry.
14:45When I didn't have enough money, I used to come down and get food.
14:51I've worked all my life.
14:53It's hard to ask for help.
14:58Once I'm involved, we have a fabulous tea disco.
15:04People ask me, can you jive?
15:06I said, yes.
15:10Full of aches and pains, but I love to get up and dance.
15:14Oh, it brings back memories.
15:16Brilliant memories.
15:19Pauline still misses to this day.
15:23When you love somebody, then you lose them.
15:26It's hard.
15:28Really hard.
15:30To love and no love in return.
15:45Somebody said you got a new friend.
15:53But does she love you better than I can?
16:01And there's a big black sky over my tongue.
16:09And I know where you're at, I bet she's wrong.
16:18And yeah, I know it's stupid.
16:22But I just gotta see it for myself.
16:27I'm in the corner, watching you kiss her.
16:32Oh, oh, oh.
16:35And I'm right over here, but why can't you see me?
16:40Oh, oh, oh.
16:41Oh, oh, oh.
16:43Oh, oh, oh.
16:44Oh, oh, oh.
16:46Oh, oh, oh.
16:46Oh, oh, oh.
16:46Oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:52Oh, oh, oh.
16:53And I keep dancing on my own, now.
17:00So far away
17:02But still so near
17:04The light's coming
17:06The music dies
17:08But you don't see me
17:11Standing here
17:13I just came
17:15To say goodbye
17:16I'm in the corner
17:19Watching you kiss her
17:22Oh
17:25I'm giving it my own
17:28But I'm not the guy
17:30You're taking home
17:32Ooh
17:33And I keep
17:36Dancing on my own
17:38Yeah
17:42So far away
17:44But still so near
17:46The light's coming
17:48The music dies
17:51But you don't see me
17:57Standing here
18:08Thanks to Callum Scott
18:10for that beautiful performance
18:11and thank you to Stephen
18:13and his family
18:14for allowing us
18:15to tell his story.
18:16We know times are tough
18:18and we're grateful
18:18for whatever you can give
18:20as your donations
18:20really do help
18:22to make a difference
18:22and it's really simple
18:23to donate.
18:24Here to tell you
18:25exactly how
18:26is the brilliant cast
18:27of The Play That Goes Wrong
18:29hopefully getting
18:30all the donation details right.
18:32Good luck.
18:38Good evening.
18:39You join us on the set
18:40of The Play That Goes Wrong
18:41where the cast are here
18:42to tell you
18:43just how easy it is
18:44to give to comic relief
18:45tonight.
18:48Chris, we're not ready yet.
18:51To donate
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20:355AN
20:53Thanks to the
20:54amazing cast
20:55of the play
20:56that goes wrong
20:56now listen
20:57the actors
20:58use specially
20:59designed
20:59fake props
21:00and
21:00are
21:01professionally
21:02trained
21:02in the art
21:03of tomfoolery
21:04so don't try
21:05anything
21:05you've just
21:05seen at home
21:06especially
21:07taking a swig
21:08from a bottle
21:09marked with a warning
21:10and a skull
21:10and crossbones
21:11label
21:11and please remember
21:13say yes
21:14to gift aid
21:15if eligible
21:15here's a lesson
21:16on why it's important
21:17from Miss McCall
21:18and her star pupil
21:20Lauren
21:27Hello
21:29are you Lauren?
21:32Are you
21:33Davina McCall?
21:35Davina McCall?
21:36You look like Davina McCall
21:37are you Davina McCall?
21:40Davina McCall
21:41Yes
21:41I'm Davina McCall
21:43All right
21:46Do you know
21:47what I'm here
21:48to talk to you
21:48about today?
21:50Is it your
21:51menopause?
21:58No
21:59it's not that
22:01then
22:01no
22:03actually it's about
22:04gift aid
22:05you know
22:06comic relief's
22:06Red Nose Day
22:07that's in November
22:09that's children in need
22:11no one knows
22:12the difference
22:12Miss
22:12I think they do
22:14and no one cares
22:16Britain's broken Miss
22:18Britain's broken
22:211.869 million
22:22unemployed
22:23to be exact Miss
22:25who's got time
22:26for the one-eyed bath?
22:29I think you're being
22:30unnecessarily pugnacious
22:35thank you
22:38look can we get back to what we were talking about
22:40can I ask you a question?
22:41yeah
22:42I just want to ask you a question
22:43I just want to ask you a question
22:44can I ask you a question?
22:46ask me a question
22:48have you found my long lost family?
22:58Lauren
22:58where have you found them and me?
23:01well my family are long and they're lost Miss
23:05Miss I need my letter R
23:06I need my letter on my cup of tea
23:09please Miss
23:09Miss have you found my DNA Mac?
23:12Miss am I a twin?
23:14am I a twin Miss?
23:15Oh, my God, are you my real mum?
23:18Are you my real mum, though?
23:19Oh, no, miss, I ain't going to exercise.
23:21That is enough, Lauren.
23:23Enough.
23:23Honestly, this is ridiculously churlish.
23:26This behaviour is unacceptable.
23:28I cannot imagine that your parents are proud right now.
23:34Are you disrespecting my long-lost family?
23:38Do you know what?
23:39I thought for once, for once, you could do something for others.
23:43It was just a small ask.
23:45To get the word out about gift aid.
23:48But clearly, you're incapable of doing anything for others.
23:50And if you don't change, you're going to be on a one-way street to nowhere.
23:55Oh!
24:02Am I bothered?
24:08Am I bothered, though?
24:09Am I bothered, though?
24:10But I don't even care if it's not even bothered.
24:12Look at my face.
24:13Right, look at my face, right?
24:14Are you looking at my face?
24:15Yes, I'm not, I'm looking at my face.
24:16Right, is any part of it bothered?
24:17No.
24:18Because I ain't bothered.
24:20Oh.
24:20Look, face, bothered.
24:21Miss, I don't care.
24:23My family ain't even lost.
24:26Look, face, bothered.
24:27I don't care.
24:27Look, face, bothered, gift aid.
24:29Who cares?
24:30Ain't bothered.
24:31Davina, this is Davina.
24:33While I live on Channel 4, please do not swear.
24:36But anyway, look, face, bothered, puzzling.
24:39Who doesn't care?
24:41Miss, I ain't, brothers.
24:47Gift aid, you, if you are a UK taxpayer, saying yes to gift aid,
24:55let's charities claim extra money from the government.
24:57It costs you nothing but gives the charity 25% more.
25:01Forgetting to tick the box when you donate can add up to millions,
25:05Miss for Comic Relief, so do not forget to do just that.
25:08Terms and conditions apply, ladies!
25:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:14Thank you, Nicole!
25:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:19Over to that old man off-the-mask singer who thinks he's fit.
25:24LAUGHTER
25:37Now, one of my personal highlights from Friday night
25:40was watching Nick Muhammad and Joe Marler relive their time
25:43on Celebrity Traitors.
25:45Oh, I love that.
25:46What an incredible series.
25:47But I could never behave like any of them, you know.
25:49I believe in sportmanship and integrity and loyalty.
25:52This is not the time to relive your dating profile, Lavoie.
25:56This is the time to relive The Traitors, the movie, the sequel.
25:59Oh, that's what it is. I thought I was doing Yoda.
26:05Amazing Fringe Productions presents...
26:08The Traitors.
26:09The movie.
26:11The sequel.
26:12Starring Vicky Patterson as Rachel.
26:16Ian Sterling as Stephen.
26:18And Alison Steadman as Fiona.
26:21By the order of The Traitors, you have been murdered.
26:27Introducing Amanda Redman as Amanda.
26:30I'm an ex-police officer, so I never miss a trick.
26:35Jessica Hines as crime writer Harriet.
26:38You should have killed me when you had the chance.
26:40Directed by award-winning genius Ruby Wax.
26:44Cracking shot, mega pan, drone, zoom, lower the gym.
26:48I'm, you know, I don't really know what I'm talking about, but I love blowing into this thing.
26:53Featuring Anna Vril as Claudia Winkleman.
26:56English woolen gloves.
26:58Check.
26:59Stylish roll neck sweater.
27:01Check.
27:02Sophisticated jacket in Highland.
27:03Check.
27:05Check.
27:07Experience the drama of the round table.
27:11With Scott Mills as James.
27:14And Fleur East as Roxy.
27:16Well, I haven't got a clue who it could be.
27:18Sorry, James, can you speak up?
27:20That shirt's so loud I can't hear you.
27:22I said I haven't got a clue who any of them are.
27:24Sorry, we still can't hear you.
27:27Come in, Mum.
27:28Shh.
27:28I mean, Judy, definitely not Mum.
27:31Well, I'd like to say something about Stephen.
27:34He could never be a traitor.
27:36I mean, just look at him.
27:39I agree.
27:40Introducing Lewis Cope as Jack.
27:43Stephen's my best mate in here, and if he were a traitor, I would definitely know.
27:50See how alliances are made.
27:52So we're agreed.
27:53Partners till the very end.
27:55Don't mess with me.
27:56I was trained by the FBI.
27:58Wow, that's amazing.
27:59And don't worry, I won't double-cross you for the sake of a dramatic ending.
28:04Cooey!
28:06I can tell you're surprised.
28:08But I let you into a little secret.
28:11I am wearing a red cloak, because I...
28:14You're a secret traitor.
28:16Oh, you really spoiled that.
28:17Come, raise up for close-up, please.
28:20Are you really sure Alison Steadman is right to play me?
28:23I'm just not feeling it.
28:25I love Vicky Patterson, but I'm also worried she's been a bit miscast as me.
28:29She keeps slipping into a strong Geordie accent.
28:32Oh, how are you, man?
28:33I didn't say that.
28:34I sound just like you in your night.
28:36I don't think Ian Sterling's right to play me.
28:39Excuse me?
28:40Sorry, I just imagined someone a wee bit fitter.
28:43Fair enough.
28:45The problem is I'm actually keeping two secrets.
28:49One, I'm a traitor.
28:50And two, my collar gets bigger every time I tell a lie.
28:55I think Rachel's a traitor.
28:58She's not.
28:59And I should know, because, eh...
29:02Never mind.
29:03It's an absolute nightmare.
29:05I think Stephen might be a traitor.
29:06I am not a traitor.
29:09How dare you, actually?
29:11Maybe they won't notice.
29:13I promise you I am not a traitor.
29:16Someone is in this very room.
29:20OK, let's settle this once and for all.
29:23As a crime writer, just banish me,
29:25and I'll stand up there and tell you all I am faithful.
29:29The time for talking is over.
29:32And I'm standing still, so the time for walking is over.
29:35And I've just finished eating my lunch
29:37with this handy spoon and fork combination.
29:42So the time for sporking is over.
29:45Harriet, are you a traitor?
29:53I am, and always have been.
30:00A faith.
30:01Oh!
30:02Ah, ah, ah!
30:02Let me finish.
30:04I am, and always have been.
30:07A faith here, Lewis.
30:08Just a little thing I do on the side,
30:09just to make a few quid.
30:11I am, and always have been.
30:17A train.
30:18CHEERING
30:19Ah, ah, ah, let me finish.
30:22A train spotter.
30:23I like trains.
30:25I am, and always have been.
30:30A faithless fan.
30:32I can't get no sleep.
30:34Love a bit of faithless.
30:35Enough!
30:36She's a bloody faithful.
30:38Okay?
30:39Now, can we please get on?
30:41Rachel, I'm going to have to throw you under the bus
30:44and tell everyone that you're actually a traitor.
30:48What?
30:49You.
30:50You.
30:51I warned you.
30:52Never mess with a woman who's once read an e-book
30:54written by a man who's nearly seen all of Silence of the Lambs.
30:58I've got something else to tell you.
30:59Not everyone is what they seem.
31:02I was a senior detective in the police force.
31:06Judy is my mum.
31:08Ellie is my girlfriend.
31:11And these aren't even real sideburns.
31:13Ah!
31:14And I am your father.
31:18Sorry, that's my throat.
31:20And I am your father.
31:22Much better.
31:23No.
31:23Yeah.
31:24No.
31:25I am.
31:26Oh, aye.
31:27Now you see, your face does ring a bell.
31:30Give us a hug.
31:35I'm sorry, but if he's meant to be my dad,
31:37do you not think this music's a little bit on the romantic side?
31:40Just go with it.
31:41It's for charity.
31:44Oh, hiya, you two.
31:45Nice to see you.
31:47Oh, no, what are you doing?
31:50No, not the face.
31:58And here ends the tale of treachery, deceit and very questionable acting.
32:04And the model of this story?
32:06Don't ever mess with the real traitors.
32:10Ah!
32:10Ah!
32:11Ah!
32:12Ah!
32:12Ah!
32:13Ah!
32:14Ah!
32:15Ah!
32:15Ah!
32:15Ah!
32:15Ah!
32:15Ah!
32:16Ah!
32:16Ah!
32:16Ah!
32:17Ah!
32:19Ah!
32:20Ah!
32:21Ah!
32:21Watching Comic Relief more funny for money.
32:23And it's your second chance to see all the best bits from Red Nose Day.
32:27And another chance to get your hands on a mega prize.
32:30I'm going to be joking, Jill.
32:31Listen, when I saw this offer, I nearly lost my eyelashes.
32:34Seriously.
32:35But then I realised it's not about me.
32:36It's about the cause.
32:37And I'm talking about winning tickets to see Harry Styles live at Wembley Stadium on Friday,
32:43the 12th of June.
32:44These are golden tickets.
32:46You could be in with the chance of winning not one, not two,
32:50but six tickets to watch the music icon perform in the gig of the year.
32:55We'll include travel and accommodation for your whole crew.
32:59And you'll get the full star treatment with hospitality at the venue.
33:03So, to be in with a chance of winning this golden prize, here are all the important terms and conditions.
33:10OK, I'll let you have that one.
33:13For the chance to win and donate £10 to Comic Relief, text the word HARRY to 81144.
33:19You'll be charged one standard rate message plus a donation of £10 to Comic Relief.
33:24You can opt out of the donation by replying Cancel to your entry confirmation text within 60 minutes.
33:29You must be 18 or over and have the bill payers' permission to enter.
33:34For full terms, prize description and how to enter by post and online, visit bbc.co.uk forward slash rednoseday.
33:41Text and online entries close at 11.59pm on the 19th of April, 2026.
33:47And postal entry closes on the 24th of April, 2026.
33:51Please do not enter after this time, as your entry will not count, but you may still be charged.
33:57The winner will be notified by phone on the 6th of May, 2026.
34:03Now, for those of you who may have been living under a rock,
34:06you may not have known that Radio 1's Greg James completed the longest ever celebrity bike ride for Comic Relief
34:12on Friday.
34:13He cycled a staggering 1,000 kilometres from Weymouth to Edinburgh
34:18and raised an eye-watering amount of money, all on a tandem.
34:22What a hero!
34:23Here is how his challenge went down.
34:27Three, two, one!
34:30Today is day one of my longest ride, and I'm kicking it all off in Weymouth.
34:35You're not just doing this on any regular road bike.
34:38You're doing it on a tandem.
34:39Why are you doing it on a tandem?
34:42Hi, Greg. How are you doing?
34:44It's definitely a challenge. It's definitely difficult.
34:46And I've got seven days left.
34:48We're in Wales!
34:50A horse with a red nose.
34:52Oh, my God!
34:53That's next year's challenge.
34:54Joe Lycett is giving him a tour of Birmingham.
34:57Thanks so much.
34:58That's very kind.
34:59I'm going to get a pint in a minute.
35:00Sorry, no, I mean I'll give it in the bucket.
35:02The total is currently at, what, 210,000.
35:05What? Is it?
35:05Oh, did you not know that?
35:06No way!
35:09Oh, yeah, it's the bloke from Radio 1.
35:10And, oh, my God, is that Prince William?
35:14I wasn't going to bring your dad up, but I hope he's all right.
35:16Yeah, my dad's not in a great way.
35:18Well, you know he's so proud of you.
35:19We're all thinking of you as you're doing this.
35:21I can tell you've raised £1,020,000.
35:24No, we're over a million!
35:25Yeah.
35:26No way!
35:27This is a bit of a wake-up call today.
35:30My God, is it early?
35:31I'm in a world of pain.
35:33It's £2,000,000.
35:36Let's go!
35:37Come on!
35:38You're all right, I got you.
35:39A little dose of Jamie Lang in your day.
35:41Here he is, coming in, an emotional reunion.
35:46Very, very special eight days that I've really, really needed.
35:51Way more to Edinburgh.
35:53What a stupid idea.
35:55We did it!
35:57Get the anti-chase cream on standby, please,
36:00here's a huge, hero's welcome to an incredible man.
36:04It's Radio 1's Greg James, everyone!
36:35I feel very happy to be here.
36:38I feel very confused, because I woke up on the Scottish borders.
36:41I've then, this morning at 4 o'clock,
36:43I've started cycling to Edinburgh.
36:45I then finished in Edinburgh, and now I'm in Salford.
36:48Incredible.
36:49And I'm seeing you, and I'm seeing everyone here,
36:51and I'm just, I'm overjoyed with how much money we raised
36:54with this thing, and how joyful we managed
36:57to make the tandem adventure.
36:59You know what was amazing?
37:00When you say the word joyful, seeing all those kids,
37:03I mean, every, everywhere you went, and then being joined,
37:08I mean, Prince William, please, what was that like?
37:11A complete surprise.
37:12So I was, I was shouting that in my ear.
37:15They said, turn off the road into the car park,
37:17and we were in a truck stop, and by a car,
37:20Prince William was just standing there.
37:23And that's, that's the first time any of us knew about it,
37:25because it was top secret, and he was there,
37:27and he was holding a helmet, and then I said,
37:30have you got your own bike?
37:31And he went, no, no, I'm going to get on yours.
37:34And I've never held on more tightly.
37:39Can you imagine what would have happened to me
37:41if he'd have fallen off?
37:43That would have been the end.
37:45Maybe the end of comic relief.
37:48Are you ready to hear how much you have raised?
37:51For comic relief.
37:53I've heard a few totals, but.
37:55Okay.
37:56Can I have another one?
37:58Fancy another one?
37:59Yes.
38:00That's all I wanted from tonight.
38:01Greg, your total is.
38:07£4,225,939 pounds.
38:11Open up, open up.
38:13Wow.
38:14Wow!
38:16Four million!
38:18Two hundred and twenty-five thousand!
38:21Five hundred and thirty thousand!
38:25Wasn't that great?
38:26OK, time now to remind ourselves why your donations are so important.
38:45How will Harabeck have been ready for them?
38:48If we want the man, they will die.
38:55I love this truck.
39:02If I want to sell this truck, I want to take a moment to see the big distinguishing role.
39:10This is Harabeck refugee settlement.
39:13We have refugees from South Sudan, and they fled because there was war.
39:19This is one of our partner schools that we are supporting.
39:22My name is Tom. I work with African Partners for Child Poverty.
39:28I am a facilitator for this session where children are modeling.
39:33If you look at some of this, it speaks a lot.
39:37Mary modeled this tree. She says that this tree reminds her of South Sudan.
39:44Their homes were terrorized by the rebels, and they were sleeping in the bush for days without food, without water.
40:01This was a mother when they were escaping from their hideout.
40:06And she said that she was this very little child here following the mother.
40:11There are a lot of things that took place in South Sudan that they witnessed themselves as young children.
40:17So these are the family members and people in the neighborhood that the rebels killed.
40:24This is not the kind of life that a child is supposed to go through.
40:31When they come here in this school, this is not just about education.
40:36The session of drawing and molding helps us to identify the needs of each individual child, and we give them
40:43support.
40:43There are a lot of challenges that they are still facing, but there is still hope for happiness and for
40:50a brighter future.
40:52That's what the project does.
40:54This is what the project does.
40:56This is what I want to do.
40:59I want to do this.
41:01I want to do this.
41:03I want to do my best.
41:04I want to do this.
41:10Please give what you can.
41:12To donate 40, 30, 20 or 10 pounds, text the word 40, 30, 20 or 10 to 70702.
41:20Or call 03457 910 910.
41:24Or you can scan the QR code which will take you to the Comic Relief website where you can donate
41:30any amount you want online.
41:33You'll also find the terms and conditions there.
41:36Now, one of the big highlights of the evening was the return of the brilliant Amanda Land, where for one
41:42night only, it became the Land of Amandas.
41:51This is so exciting.
41:52I can't get enough Cox.
41:54Sarah Cox, and please use her full name.
41:57Try to be cool.
41:58This is a big deal for me.
42:01I mean, being asked onto national radio, that can only mean one thing.
42:08That producer got sick of your emails?
42:10That my content's finally broken through to the mainstream.
42:14You know what I think people are responding to?
42:17Low authenticity.
42:19Yeah.
42:20Oh, if anyone asks, you're my PA.
42:22Yes.
42:26Maya, I've got Amanda for you.
42:28Perfect.
42:29Thank you, Molly.
42:30Amanda.
42:31So great to put a face to an email.
42:34Are you okay?
42:35Sorry, I was expecting a different...
42:37Amanda Barry for you.
42:38Oh!
42:41Oh, you remember, Al, my publicist.
42:44Hi, I was in last week with Amanda Seyfried.
42:46Yeah, yeah, of course.
42:47Hi, Al.
42:48Amanda.
42:49Hi, Amanda.
42:51Oh!
42:51And you are?
42:52No, I'm Amanda.
42:54Aw.
42:56Oh, my God.
42:57I feel sick.
42:58So, when I was booking an interview with national treasure Amanda Barry, I asked Siri to email her publicist, Al.
43:04But when I said message Amandas, Al, what it seems to have heard is message Amandas all.
43:09How many Amandas have you got in your address book?
43:12I am so sorry I'm late.
43:14Amanda, land for you?
43:15Amanda!
43:17Hi.
43:18I love you to see you.
43:19Amanda.
43:20Yes?
43:20No, I'm Amanda.
43:22Sorry, yeah.
43:22There's been a bit of a mix-up.
43:24Hi!
43:25And Amanda Byram.
43:26Amanda!
43:27Ha, ha, ha, ha.
43:31Yeah.
43:33Oh, yeah.
43:34So fun.
43:36Yeah.
43:39So, this is entirely my bad, and I will, of course...
43:43Sorry, I got lost.
43:44Right.
43:45Of course, Amanda Collier.
43:46So, I will, of course, ensure that all, well, the vast majority of you are invited back on.
43:53But I'm sure you all understand.
43:55Well, to be honest, I don't want to speak for all the Amandas here, but it does feel a little
44:00bit disrespectful.
44:01I mean, I have just come all the way from Soha, South Halston.
44:05I work in property, never heard it called that.
44:08I just feel like you've got a room full of iconic women who deserve a little bit more than being
44:13told to go home.
44:15OK, well, what would you suggest?
44:17Well, she's got a great idea, Maya.
44:21Erm...
44:22Hmm.
44:26OK, fine. If I'm going to interview Alia, let's start with Barry.
44:31Or...
44:33Should we give in the order that we arrived?
44:35You know, let's go alphabetical.
44:36OK.
44:36We'll go alphabetical, OK?
44:37So, we've got Barry, we've got Byram, we've got Collier.
44:41Amazing on traitors, by the way.
44:43So good.
44:43Yeah, that was really good.
44:45And then we've got Lamb.
44:47Erm...
44:48And then...
44:50Erm...
44:50Cues.
44:50So, I think I should really be...
44:52I think it'll be fine.
44:53It'll all work out.
44:54Just back up.
44:55Look, I will get to you, if we've got time.
44:58Right.
45:00Oh, Sarah, I am so sorry I'm late.
45:02It's Amanda Holden.
45:03Oh, Amanda's.
45:05Amanda!
45:07Er...
45:08Yeah.
45:08They, er...
45:09They messed up the booking.
45:10OK.
45:11I'm just going to give my agent a quick ring.
45:19I adore you and Alan Carr.
45:22I love the whole, will they, won't they thing you've got going on there.
45:26I just want to ask her a quick...
45:27Enough, enough, enough, enough.
45:28Sorry, Amanda.
45:29Just...
45:29My PA is still being trained.
45:31It's absolutely fine.
45:32Sorry, I need to make a call.
45:33Yes.
45:34Absolutely.
45:35Erm, clearly the situation there is not exactly, erm...
45:39Well, let's just say, not all Amandas were created equal, if you know what I mean.
45:44I know exactly what you mean.
45:45Right.
45:46There are A-Mandas, and there are B-Mandas, and erm...
45:50What if I said, there might be a way for you and I to get a bigger bite of the
45:55microphone?
45:59A-Apple.
46:01Well, the microphone.
46:03Apple.
46:11Must be so stressful.
46:13So many Amandas.
46:15I have a similar problem in my house at Christmas.
46:17There's 11 Pats in my family.
46:20And another one on the way.
46:21Yeah, more Pats than Patsfield.
46:24As Pat likes to say.
46:26Oh, that's my cousin Pat.
46:27Talking about Big Pat, who is a dairy farmer,
46:30and also a former Ireland's Strongest Man.
46:33OK.
46:34Tell me more.
46:36Oh, erm, well...
46:40OK, so we're going to come to you guys at the end of the summer.
46:42Well, actually, Sarah, sorry.
46:44I was thinking, there's four minutes, six Amandas.
46:48I don't really think that reflects our profiles.
46:51Sorry, what?
46:52That's a really good point, actually, Amanda.
46:54I feel like I'm worth a bit more than 50 seconds.
46:58Right?
46:59Yeah.
47:00I think so.
47:01Nah, I do too.
47:02Come on, guys.
47:03Let's get out of here.
47:04Go on, Amanda.
47:05Come on, Amanda.
47:05Yeah, you're sure.
47:07Yeah.
47:08You know what?
47:08No-one puts Amandas in the corner.
47:11You guys really need to get some windows in here.
47:14I mean, how do we go from too many Amandas
47:16to no Amandas at all?
47:17I mean, what are we going to do?
47:18We've got four minutes to fill.
47:21Oh.
47:21I'm not going to do that.
47:24I'm not going to do that.
47:26I'm not going to do that.
47:26Well, I need to do that.
47:28I'm not going to say that.
47:29I'm not going to say that.
47:34Are you kidding me?
47:37So he lifted Ireland's second strongest man, also called Pat, clean over his head.
47:44So he actually broke another world record that he didn't even know about.
47:49Anne, what an incredible story.
47:51We will be back with Amandas.
47:52We're straight after the news.
47:54And that's if you can stick around, please.
47:56Oh, yeah.
47:56Sure.
47:57Absolutely.
47:58Well, I have you.
48:00I've actually got this lifestyle brand called Senu.
48:03No.
48:03I was wondering a man...
48:05That is brilliant, Anne.
48:07I think we might have found the next Terry Wogan.
48:09You put the Anne in Wogan.
48:11Yeah.
48:17Well, that was jokes.
48:18Fancy some more laughs?
48:20Don't worry.
48:20We've got you.
48:21Take a look at this.
48:22I can't even hold the broom.
48:27Even McIntyre's done it.
48:30There's your bloke fan.
48:31Hello.
48:34Let's do this.
48:42Maybe they won't notice.
48:45I mean...
48:46Maybe they won't notice.
48:48Maybe they won't notice.
48:54It's not going to take the weight, this.
48:56It's going to rip.
48:57That's going to rip that.
48:58Oh, playdom.
48:59Well, sorry.
49:01Hit you on the boob as well.
49:03You're going down.
49:04Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
49:09I was trying so hard not to laugh.
49:12People live-streamed themselves walking to the bin.
49:16Kitspree.
49:17Ugh.
49:19Kitspree.
49:20Shaka Khan.
49:25You.
49:26You.
49:26Feel this off.
49:29Oh, .
49:31Hit my knee.
49:33I can't even ride a bike.
49:35Anyway, these overcoats are not expected.
49:37What?
49:38What?
49:42You can't laugh.
49:43I'm sorry.
49:44You .
49:47Sorry, did I .
49:50Help!
49:52My nose!
49:54I'm here at the Postcode Lottery operation.
49:57.
49:59And then after that, I'm going to ask everyone
50:02if there's anyone else who wants to rock .
50:06That's what I'm going to do.
50:08And cut.
50:09Reset for action.
50:12No .
50:14Now, Lavoie, can you believe that it was 15 years ago
50:18since Game of Thrones was first shown?
50:2115 years?
50:22I've got bras older than that.
50:24Well, we've got something for you now
50:25that's equally as uplifting.
50:27Here's Coldplay with Game of Thrones the musical.
50:35There are Starks and there are Lannisters
50:37and Kardashians and a . . .
50:39Targaryens, idiot.
50:41And Targaryens and of course there's someone knows.
50:46Welcome to the crazy, wacky world of Game of Thrones.
50:51Nice. I like it.
50:53Thanks, man.
50:53Cool.
50:53In an exclusive Red Nose Day revelation,
50:56we've discovered that the British band Coldplay
50:59are secretly working on a musical of TV sensation
51:02Game of Thrones.
51:04They've gathered in the Henson Recording Studio in Los Angeles
51:07to work up the 16 songs required for a full Broadway stage production.
51:12Around the world, my heart had to roll . . .
51:23It was a horrible idea.
51:26Closer to home . . .
51:29One word that springs to mind when I'm thinking about this project
51:31is Titanic.
51:33But not in terms of the successful movie,
51:36in terms of the unsuccessful boat.
51:47Finally, after months of writing and planning,
51:50Chris has invited along the entire cast of Game of Thrones
51:53to recruit them into the live Broadway show.
51:56Fellas, how you doing?
51:57Good morning.
51:57I had a moment of inspiration.
51:59A little flash of genius.
52:00Get the whole cast to come in.
52:02Everyone thought it was a brilliant idea,
52:03so that's what's happening.
52:05It's a big day.
52:05Big day for us.
52:06All the actors are gathering to hear the songs performed
52:09for the first time.
52:11Well, not all of them.
52:14More, two.
52:16I was told Sean Bean was going to be here.
52:19He was a mere fiver.
52:21Chris, how do you think it's going?
52:22Stunning. Stunning.
52:24People are literally stunned.
52:25And what if some of them can't sing?
52:28Well, the funny thing is, they can sing.
52:33Okay, three, four.
52:36Red wedding.
52:37Red wedding.
52:38Red to stabbing.
52:38Red to stabbing.
52:39Red to stabbing.
52:40No, no, no.
52:40Two, three, four.
52:44Robert, Robert, Robert.
52:46Snabbing.
52:46Come on.
52:46No, no.
52:47Sorry, sorry.
52:51I'm sure he'll come back.
52:53Well, with these things, it's always step by step.
52:5550% of the cast seemed really into it,
52:59so I think we're onto something really special.
53:02It's been a slightly disappointing day.
53:10But then...
53:12Hey, Chris.
53:15I'm sorry I'm late.
53:18Oh, my God.
53:19Jon Snow.
53:23I knew you'd come.
53:24I'd never let you down, man.
53:26Thank you, Jon Snow.
53:28It's Kit.
53:28Thank you, Kit Snow.
53:31Right.
53:32What we got, man?
53:33It's day two of the workshop.
53:35Still going strong.
53:37And suddenly things take a turn for the better.
53:40With a phone call from Jon Snow
53:42and the offer of free food,
53:44a huge chunk of the cast have arrived.
53:55Wild Lent.
53:59You make my heart sing.
54:04You pull your bowstring
54:07and shoot me.
54:10Wild Lent.
54:14Woo!
54:22Yeah!
54:26Really good.
54:27Really, really, really, really good.
54:29Just, um, one tiny thing.
54:32On the lings, just be careful.
54:34Going a little bit flat, so...
54:35No, it wasn't.
54:38You know, nothing Chris Martin.
54:40Don't mess around with you.
54:42Don't mess around with you.
54:44What a friend.
54:45Every style in the musical canon is captured in one day of blazing glory.
54:50Beautiful.
54:51Nice.
54:51If you're here for the wedding of Robbie Stark,
54:53keep the car running, there's no need to park.
54:55He's not going to make it through the night.
55:00Keep that wedding cake in the fridge.
55:02He didn't pay me back for using the bridge.
55:04I'm afraid this wedding won't be wiped.
55:08Red wedding, red wedding, lots of stabbing and bitter beheading.
55:12The reigns of Castamere are here to stay.
55:16Red wedding, dead wedding, head shredding, bloodshed wedding.
55:20There will be no wedding of betting hate.
55:24Don't mess around with Walter Frank.
55:26Bang.
55:27Curtains.
55:27Tony Award.
55:28Great.
55:31News of the success of the workshop spreads like wildfire.
55:35Suddenly, everyone is in.
55:36Do you know what? I've never been prouder to be in anything.
55:39I always knew it was going to be a triumph.
55:42George R. Martin meets Chris Martin.
55:43What could go wrong?
55:45Are you thinking about Joffrey?
55:48Such a spirited lad.
55:53I was his uncle.
55:56I was also his dad.
55:59The greatest rock opera of all time is coming together.
56:03Closer to home.
56:06Closer to home.
56:10A family tree.
56:13With a branch of our own.
56:16I can't believe it.
56:17It's a dream come true.
56:18Everything is coming together.
56:20Everyone's on board.
56:21We just need George R. R. Martin's permission and then we're off.
56:25He's going to go absolutely crazy.
56:27And Chris was right.
56:28George R. R. Martin did go absolutely crazy.
56:34It's a setback.
56:35But a little bit of this, a little bit of that.
56:39Changed some words around.
56:40I've got plenty of other brilliant ideas.
56:51That's not bad actually.
56:54I better get my skates on then.
57:02Well sadly it's almost the end of the show.
57:05Where did the time go?
57:06Well you took ages to get ready.
57:08And we've had to pick up your sequins along the way.
57:11My sequins? What about your muddy football boots?
57:13We've had to mop this floor ten times.
57:15Anyway, seriously, Jill and I and in fact the whole team at Comic Relief
57:20want to say a huge thank you for your amazing support and generosity.
57:23It means the absolute world.
57:25No, it really does.
57:27And please keep donating and keep supporting.
57:29As Comic Relief doesn't stop after this week, you know.
57:32It's all year round.
57:34I'll be lacing up my trainers to take on a unique sport relief challenge in the summer.
57:39So please keep an eye out for more.
57:41That's exciting and I'm off for a leg wax.
57:43So before we go, let's relive a few more of this year's highlights.
57:47Thank you and goodbye.
57:48Bye!
57:49That's not our lift home is it?
57:51I hope not.
57:51I'm not going on that Jill.
57:52Let's see if we can find our way out.
57:54Is this the door out?
58:01You ready?
58:03You ready?
58:18Perfect.
58:32I'll be right back.
58:35All right!
58:48Can you provide us?
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