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00:06It's time to go! We can't wait!
00:35It's time to go!
00:41He's filling buckets again. That man is an imbecile.
00:46Why does filling buckets make him an imbecile? You just don't like him because he's different from you and you
00:50don't understand people who are different from you.
00:52Why are they always in that shed? What's he doing down there?
00:55He's got pets.
00:57What kind of pets?
00:58I don't know. Animals. In jars. Fish!
01:02Fish?
01:03Listen, I don't know and I don't care. He can do what he wants in his own shed. Just leave
01:07him alone.
01:11I don't know.
01:23Booger.
01:30Do it.
01:31Matter of my body.
01:36Everybody read once he rang.
01:37I love them.
01:38There he was.
01:46But sometimes you música women are wearing esto.
01:49...dead from my head.
01:57But I told you in vain about this.
03:49Hello?
03:54Hello?
03:54Hello?
03:55Hello?
03:55Michael's phone?
04:02Hello?
04:09Michael?
04:15Michael?
04:22Good morning, Your Majesty's.
04:26Okay.
04:28Who will answer me a question?
04:33Will you?
04:35Will you tell me the truth?
04:39Okay.
04:40Um...
04:41I want to know something really specific.
04:44Okay?
04:46Something...
04:47Something really stupid.
04:51Will I...
04:52Will I...
04:56Will I ever be in Neighbours?
05:09Okay?
05:11Okay?
05:14Okay?
05:14Okay.
05:15Okay.
05:15Yeah.
05:15One more question.
05:16Your Majesty.
05:18I need you to tell me some numbers.
05:22Six numbers.
05:29Hello, Animal Watch.
05:30Can I help you?
05:31Yeah, hiya.
05:31My neighbour has got monkeys in his shed.
05:34Okay.
05:35Can I take your name, please?
05:36Is this a good number to contact, John?
05:38You don't need to contact me, okay?
05:40You'd prefer to remain anonymous?
05:41No.
05:42I would like to report my neighbour, Michael Sleep.
05:47Okay.
05:48Can I have a brief understanding of what it is you're calling about today?
05:51I've just told you, for God's sake.
05:52My neighbour, Michael Sleep, has got monkeys in his shed.
05:57Okay.
05:58There's no need to talk to me like that, sir.
06:01Like what?
06:02I'm trying to report monkeys here, pal.
06:03Is the animal in a situation that requires urgent human help?
06:07Well, do you not need a licence to keep monkeys?
06:09For certain species of monkeys you do, yeah.
06:11Is this animal in a situation that requires urgent human help?
06:15Well, I'd say keeping shaved monkeys in jars of water
06:17probably isn't good for them, wouldn't you?
06:20I'm sorry, your neighbour has shaved monkeys in jars of water?
06:24That's what I've said!
06:26Right, and he's put them in clothes.
06:29How many monkeys?
06:30Three.
06:31Are you sure they're monkeys?
06:33No!
06:33Right, I'm not sure what I've seen, to be honest, pal,
06:35but I know I didn't like it.
06:36Right, I'm struggling slightly with this information.
06:39Do you maybe want to calm down,
06:41have a think about exactly what it is you wish to report
06:44and phone us back?
06:45No!
06:46I'd like somebody to come and investigate!
06:48Then can I take your address?
06:50I'm not giving you my address!
06:52Thank you for your call.
06:58Fuck!
07:04Bloody hell.
07:05Water book was empty, had to go down the canal.
07:08Give us a hand.
07:10Yeah, sorry.
07:19Is he alright?
07:23He looks different.
07:29What's wrong with them?
07:30I don't know.
07:34Did you speak to them when I was gone?
07:36Did you ask them any questions?
07:39No.
07:44You need to ask them about Cleo.
07:46I know.
07:47When?
07:48Soon.
07:49I'm not ready.
07:50Right, well,
07:51you might not have much time.
07:53I mean, they don't look well.
07:54I'll ask tonight.
07:55We'd better get to work.
08:01Yeah, right, okay.
08:22Oh, er, your phone rang while you were getting water,
08:24but they didn't say anything.
08:26There was someone on the other end,
08:27but I don't think they could hear me.
08:29British Columbia?
08:31That's the one.
08:32Where's British Columbia?
08:35Michael?
08:36Eh?
08:37Where's British Columbia?
08:38Canada.
09:12Hello, mate.
09:14Hello, mate.
09:42The other day.
09:46Yeah.
09:48The other day.
09:50Look at the color.
09:52Ah.
09:53Hey.
09:54Hey.
09:56Hey.
09:58It was all ok
09:59We got all shut down ok
10:13And we got all cluttered ok
10:19And we got all cluttered ok
10:22And we got all blown anyway
10:31Yeah, it's me.
10:33The post is clear.
10:34All right, all right.
11:04do you call this yes exactly what sort of time do you call this you should have been here an
11:09hour
11:09ago we slept in are you two what an item noah jesus i'm old enough to be here dad right
11:22what's
11:24going on do you mind brigham no what's going on head office are due here any minute and if i
11:31weren't so desperately short-staffed and if i didn't so desperately need you on the shop floor
11:35i would fire you right here on the spot right but you're not going to um no i just said
11:42i can't
11:43because i desperately need you here well that's all does have any long bite michael brigham we haven't
11:50got to head office are due here any minute i feel like i'm running a nursery school here
11:56or a circus don't answer that don't want michael don't answer it hello hillary bloody hillary again
12:05he's done what michael shot okay no i'll come over right now okay my dad
12:15has won a motorbike need to go over there brigham i need my bike back brigham
12:29hey sorry i know you're gonna have to move that love i've got to get out here
12:32you can get your car through there i'm without mounting the pavement i can't
12:36well then mount the pavement
12:39it's an odie
12:56excuse me
13:01dad what the hell's going on
13:03uh nothing what do you mean nothing where did the bike come from won it uh bikes and beverages
13:09magazine have you seen what you've done to the lawn well it's a it's a bit more powerful than i'm
13:15used to
13:18off the bike off the bike dad i'm just getting used to it
13:24uh
13:27dad this is casey she's my friend from work she's helping us with the project with the profits
13:33oh right um i'm going to bring the bike around the front
13:40tracy casey
13:41stacy
13:42casey oh brian nice to meet you brian heard a lot about you
13:46nothing good i hope he says you're a pain in the ass excellent so how are you getting on with
13:53the
13:53homunculi it must be about time to exhume the jars from the manure they're out dug them out last
13:59night already yep and did he ask his questions about clear not yet no i think he's he's building up
14:08to
14:08it well he hasn't got much time once they pass the state of divination they start to deteriorate
14:14oh right i mean they were already looking pretty ragged this morning and for goodness sake don't
14:20waste time by asking them questions just that every question you ask them wears them out
14:26shit have you been wasting questions oh here they are uh just apologizing dad on your behalf for the
14:34mess in the garden don't worry love we need to get back to your house quickly what's the rush can
14:40we
14:41borrow your bike
14:54i'll be two seconds
15:16are you joking me hey hello are you the owner yes mr sleep michael sleep who are you we're from
15:26the
15:26open university we've reason to believe that there was a very prominent meteor sighted in the area a
15:33couple of nights ago and sorry what do you want we're looking for a valuable meteorite
15:38we think it may be in your house how valuable i mean invaluable as far as furthering knowledge
15:47how much is it worth monetary value dependent on its size and type could be worth several thousand
15:53pounds no you're all right thank you pardon not today thank you i am looking for a bird book that
16:01could be worth ten million pounds that kind of knocks your several thousand pound space rock into
16:05a cock tap doesn't it now
16:10they're my boxes
16:13right right okay thank you here we go
16:25michael i'm trying to move a car out here oh good luck with that cliff you're gonna have trouble
16:29getting past all this lot
16:34uh excuse me who gave you permission to take all this stuff hello
16:44can you go and check on the profits i'm gonna go and find out what the bloody hell is going
16:47on
17:02oh god
17:04hello michael you're home early what are you doing right i'm taking back my property that stuff belongs
17:11to me are you michael sleep who are you we're from the open university we've reason to believe there
17:19was a meteorite landed in this area two nights ago is that what you're looking for too no he's looking
17:40for a bird book
17:46busted
17:56you can't do this it belongs to me michael you are squatting in my house right i'm phoning the
18:02police nine nine nine
18:06hello uh please please michael hang up for god's sake don't embarrass yourself hello yes um well i'm
18:12being burgled yes michael sleep 30 marvin gardens it's just off the wilmslow road oh you know it
18:19well they're taking things out of the house without my permission under the guise of being a
18:24removals company
18:33hello uh i'm just going to put you on hold
18:37give it up mate
18:40the king is out of his jar okay he was trying to get the queen and he's in here somewhere
18:44but i don't know where
18:45he's gone all right he like attacked me jumped on me scratched my face okay uh thank you for your
18:50call
18:50i'll be there as soon as i possibly can hello officer sorry about that where were we burgled
19:0230 30 marvin gardens it's just wilmslow road okay thank you bye
19:10i don't know what to say michael that was ridiculous your phone rang halfway through
19:14do you seriously expect me to believe the police are here
19:19why they're bloody good around here the coppers what do i say i'll speak to them it's legally my
19:24property i'll explain it i'll be in my shed hello there it's been a mix-up i think you've had
19:34a wasted
19:35journey are you the owner of this property sir yes i am but there's no burglary we've had a report
19:41that you're keeping monkeys here monkeys you mind if we have a look around no
19:55don't yell you know it upsets them right it's in here somewhere and it's out of his jar
20:02it's on my face it was horrible like a cold sponge all right all right calm down we've got to
20:08get it
20:08back in its water where where is it i think it's under those shelves over there broom
20:17be careful it scratches
20:22your majesty it's me michael got to get you back in the water mate
20:33get him off me
20:36oh
20:41your majesty
21:00do you mind opening this up for me
21:31bloody hell is that the action man helicopter
21:38yeah
21:43okay
21:43okay i'll knock him off the curtain you throw something over him
21:54ready three two one
22:00oh god get him get him get him
22:06oh
22:06oh you might just stay
22:25oh
22:44it's over
22:47i can't let them be discovered
22:50i'm gonna have to put them out of their misery
22:52you haven't asked your question there isn't time but there is time
22:57if you do it now okay this might be your only chance mate come on be brave
23:03ask
23:08why is it here i don't know i don't live here i mean it's my house but my sister's partner
23:16lives here
23:17he's a bit of a strange bloke
23:19he's a bit of a strange bloke
23:20up to all sorts
23:23what's his name
23:25michael
23:27michael
23:27michael
23:27michael sleep
23:31do you know where we can find mr sleep
23:34yeah he's in the shed
23:38i need an answer
23:40i need an answer about clear
23:44it's about my clear
23:48is clear
23:49is clear alive
24:15your majesty
24:18one last question mate
24:24will clear ever come back home
24:26is
24:31is
24:32is
24:32is
24:55is
24:56is
24:56is
24:57Does she love me?
25:00Does Claire love me?
25:05Mr. Sleeth? Michael Sleeth?
25:09Mr. Sleeth, please, could you mind opening the door, please?
25:18Michael Sleeth, Mr. Sleeth, open the door.
25:24Please, open the door!
25:25No!
25:37Ah!
25:39Ah!
25:40Ah!
25:41Ah!
25:44Ah!
25:46Ah!
25:46Ah!
25:47Ah!
25:49Ah!
25:49Ah!
25:59Hang on.
26:14There you go.
26:16Fight amongst yourselves.
26:45What are you going to do now?
26:49I think I have to go to Canada.
26:53How are you going to get there?
26:57Can you get to Canada on a motorbike?
26:59You can try.
27:04Case, I'm so sorry you didn't get to ask your question.
27:09I did.
27:11Actually.
27:13While you were getting water.
27:16And?
27:19I think I have to get to Australia.
27:21I think I have to get to Australia.
27:21No.
27:25Seriously.
27:28You're going to be your neighbours.
27:29Apparently.
27:30Oh.
27:37How are you going to get to Australia?
27:42I might have asked another question.
27:49Split it.
27:53Hopefully it'll be enough to pay for the flight.
27:56Yeah.
27:57And some acting lessons.
28:00Crick.
28:01I think it's just a bit of a drink.
28:11Of course it's easy.
28:12You can't eat fresh.
28:13I have a drink.
28:14I can't eat.
28:18I have a drink.
28:19I put the kettle on...
28:22The wise man's song...
28:25For you.
28:27No.
28:27I took a needle and thread to make amends with you
28:40And the tape rolls on another year gone
28:47And I await your cue
29:17I put the kettle in my hand
29:20I call on the wise man's song for you