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00:08The Ms. Pat Show is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
00:12Hey, y'all.
00:12Y'all ready to be on TV?
00:15All right.
00:16Now, look, don't y'all steal shit out of here and I'll be back.
00:21And how you doing?
00:22You asked me to sign your little book with it.
00:24I love that little doggy ass on your head.
00:28I'm excited after the show.
00:31You're menopause, fucking up, girl.
00:32You're sweating.
00:34Life ever whoop your ass so bad that it knock you into a case of what if?
00:38What if it don't work out?
00:40What if it hurts?
00:42Life got some fucking hands, y'all.
00:44You need to roll with the fucking punches, okay?
00:47Stick it, move, bitches.
00:48How y'all doing over here?
00:50Yeah, y'all got the flow seats from the church.
00:54Hey, baby.
00:56You want to lap dance?
01:03Come on, baby.
01:04You ready?
01:04You ready?
01:11That's what I'm talking about when I say roll with the fucking punches.
01:17Or at least run around that bitch until you get tired.
01:20Because what if it all fucking worked out, y'all?
01:24What if you get your fucking happy ending?
01:26Even if you don't win, fucking bite the bitch.
01:31Let's get this fucking show started.
01:45Come on.
01:46What you want to do?
01:47How about that?
01:50Oh, my God!
01:52My eyes are burning!
01:54Oh, what is that smell?
01:55Well, it's called I Got a Nigga.
01:58Now, what are you doing home?
02:00And can you give us a minute and a half?
02:02Yeah, because we was just about to move to the waterboarding.
02:05Oh!
02:05Oh, we doing waterboarding tonight?
02:07Yes, I'm the water, you the boy.
02:10Now, get the fuck out of my room.
02:13Oh, this is my room.
02:14You're supposed to be off at college learning books and shit.
02:19You know what?
02:20Mama!
02:21They in my room getting freaky!
02:24This bitch always trying to snitch.
02:25Don't you wake up, Mama!
02:26Baby, I'm locked up!
02:28It's my room, I'm cold.
02:30It's the mix like you!
02:38Who in the fuck bought these donuts in this house?
02:40Y'all know my doctor said I can't have these?
02:44Oh, somebody trying to kill me.
02:47Mm-mm.
02:50This feel like I'm getting my titties up.
02:55Mm-hmm.
03:10Thank God I got self-control.
03:19So what happened to my donuts?
03:21You the one brought that fat people fentanyl in here!
03:26See, now, you don't like it when I eat your food.
03:28You don't like it when I bring my own.
03:30That's what I'm supposed to do.
03:31Stay the fuck away from my house.
03:32I know.
03:33You're gonna have to get used to me being here.
03:36You and Denise are getting closer.
03:38Did she tell you that we saying I love you now?
03:41Hmm, how fuckin' annoying.
03:44Be careful saying that shit, she gon' go crazy.
03:48It's her sober anniversary today.
03:51So I wanna do something nice for her.
03:52She deserves to be celebrated.
03:54Oh, that's nice.
03:55We should give her a party.
03:57And I'm glad you remember that date,
03:58because I sure no fuckin' forgot it.
04:01All right, look.
04:02I mean, Denise don't get a lot of wins.
04:04So I want her to feel the love and support.
04:06You know, this one's major.
04:08Look, Kareem, I know I could be a little...
04:10Mean?
04:11No.
04:12Bitchy?
04:13The fuck?
04:14I'm slow to kindness.
04:17True, true, true.
04:18Now, I know I wasn't always a good man.
04:20No, you was not.
04:21And shut the fuck up
04:22before I forget what I'm about to say.
04:24You're a good man, Kareem.
04:27Look at you.
04:32At least till you fuck up again, see?
04:36You crazy.
04:37Need to stop all that.
04:38Well, now.
04:39What the hell is going on in here?
04:41What y'all talking about?
04:42It's a secret, Denise.
04:43For me and Pat to know and for you to find out.
04:47No, no.
04:47I think you tell me what the hell's going on.
04:50Well, what's going on
04:51is I'm gonna head on back
04:53and get you an iced coffee
04:55from that fancy place you like?
04:56Oh.
04:57What fancy-ass place you like?
05:00Dunkin' Donuts.
05:03You know, Pat,
05:04I don't know if I trust
05:05that you two are suddenly so lovey-dovey.
05:08Why not?
05:08Because you think of me?
05:10No.
05:11Mm, you think I'm slow to kindness?
05:13No, I think you bitchy.
05:23Put them donuts down, Pat.
05:25Not before I eat one.
05:27Fuck that shit!
05:33Hey, auntie, got your text.
05:34What's got you so worked up?
05:36Listen, what's got me worked up
05:37is I saw your mama
05:39in the kitchen hugging my man.
05:41You know what that means?
05:43Ah!
05:44I don't!
05:45I'm sorry.
05:46I don't know what it means.
05:47Hey, you don't know what that means?
05:49That mean that Kareem about to propose.
05:51Oh, my God, for real?
05:52Yeah!
05:52Ah!
05:55Ah!
05:56Ah!
05:56Ah!
05:57Ah!
05:57Ah!
05:58If you're happy, that is,
05:59because you don't have to just fall in line
06:00with the patriarchy.
06:01Girl, shut the fuck up.
06:02We happy.
06:04Oh, what y'all so excited about?
06:06You finally got that smell out of my room.
06:09Kareem's gonna propose to auntie.
06:11Oh!
06:12Damn, Ash!
06:13I hardly ever have good news to share.
06:15Can I tell my own shit?
06:16I see you!
06:18Isn't this all kind of quick?
06:19And didn't you just tell each other
06:21I love you last week?
06:22Well, damn, can't nobody keep a secret
06:24in this house?
06:26Hey, you know I live for the tea.
06:28I'm happy for you, auntie.
06:30Okay, so tell us,
06:31how do you know he's gonna propose?
06:32Oh, my God.
06:34Way too old.
06:35Girl, okay.
06:35So what had happened was,
06:39I saw him in the kitchen.
06:43Right?
06:47Hugging your mama.
06:50And?
06:52And he's gonna take me to dinner.
06:55And?
06:57And?
06:59He bought me iced coffee, too.
07:03That's commitment right there.
07:07Auntie, um,
07:09write it in for me.
07:11You know, all this stuff that,
07:12you know, you're talking about,
07:13the coffee,
07:14and the dinner,
07:15and the mom hug.
07:17It can mean anything.
07:19That's my point.
07:20She's not a hugger,
07:21so it do mean something.
07:23Look, I'm thrilled for you.
07:24You know that.
07:25I just don't want you getting carried away,
07:26only to get knocked down.
07:27Oh, my God, Ashley.
07:29When have I ever gotten carried away about anything?
07:32Hmm.
07:32I don't know.
07:33Maybe when you burnt all my hair off.
07:36Or what about when you dated Lee?
07:38You were obsessed with that boring-ass man.
07:40Oh, and remember that time
07:41you got that lady's dog kicked off the airplane?
07:44Well, y'all know I'm allergic to dogs.
07:46It was a C&I dog.
07:50And I helped that bitch to the bathroom.
07:54I don't understand.
07:56Okay, listen.
07:57I'm not going to get carried away,
07:58but you three are going to be my wedding planners, okay?
08:02So we need to talk flowers and catering,
08:04and then we're going electric slide on over to the guest list.
08:07Now, listen.
08:08Basic bitches, they like to come in
08:10to Here Comes the Bride, okay?
08:12But I'm going to slide.
08:14Uh-oh.
08:15On into the church
08:16to Baddest Bitch by Trina with a full gospel choir.
08:20So if y'all excuse me,
08:22I'm about to go and try my wedding dress.
08:24Why do you have a wedding dress?
08:27Oh, well, listen here, single bitches.
08:31If you stay ready, you ain't got to get ready.
08:42You bring all that shit home with you.
08:44Ma, that's actually what I want to talk to you about.
08:46Well, wait a minute, girl.
08:47Somebody in the door.
08:51Oh, hello.
08:52Hi.
08:53I'm Yolanda.
08:58Terry said I could drop by any time,
09:00and this morning, my alarm said,
09:02wake up, bitches, any time.
09:06In my head, that made you laugh.
09:09Well, it'd be funny if I knew who the fuck you was.
09:13Hey, who is that?
09:15Yolanda?
09:16Terry.
09:18Oh, hell no.
09:20This your silver side piece?
09:22Oh, no.
09:24Hey, this is my auntie that I saw last week.
09:26She helping me find my father, Yolanda.
09:28You could have called first, you know?
09:30Damn, she ain't even calling.
09:32She brought bags.
09:33Well, I just took him at his word, but I can go back.
09:36No, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine.
09:38Happy to have you here, Yolanda.
09:39You can set up in Brandon's room.
09:41Uh, no, no, no, no, no, she can't.
09:43I'm staying in Brandon's room.
09:45Auntie and Kareem have taken over mine,
09:47and it smells like Badussi in there.
09:49I live in a retirement home.
09:51I've smelled worse things than Badussi.
09:56You must be Janelle.
09:57Yes, ma'am.
09:59And you must be Pat.
10:01Must be nice to meet you, honey.
10:04Terry, you did good.
10:06She look like she can cook.
10:08Uh, Janelle, Janelle, baby,
10:10take your auntie downstairs quick, you know, all right?
10:12And listen, you can sleep on the floor
10:14in Junebug's room until we figure out...
10:16No, tomorrow when the stranger leaves.
10:21What the hell, Terry?
10:22We ain't got enough fucking people in this house.
10:23Every time in one leave, you want to replace them.
10:25Girl, what you getting so worked up about?
10:27She brought fucking luggage.
10:28That's three months with fucking luggage.
10:30She tired of being there.
10:31She tired of being there
10:32and got them old folks on.
10:33Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
10:35I am done with this conversation, girl.
10:38Hmm?
10:40I know, people.
10:41I'm telling you, I've seen this shit.
10:43This old bitch scared me.
10:44She probably ain't even old.
10:46Baby, look,
10:47I am bringing her luggage downstairs, okay?
10:50Okay.
10:51Yeah, go on.
10:52Go on.
10:52Yeah.
10:53You gonna take a lot of trips
10:54with that bullshit right now.
10:56Enough, Pat, okay?
10:57Yeah, yeah.
10:58Uh-huh.
10:59Enough my ass.
11:00All right, all right.
11:00You gonna learn and listen to me.
11:02Yes, ma'am.
11:02Yes, ma'am.
11:03Yes, ma'am, my ass.
11:05Shit don't make no fucking mail.
11:06Answer the door, girl.
11:17Now, who the fuck are you?
11:19Oh, ma'am, you are really scraping the bottom of the barrel for greetings nowadays.
11:24Miss Sarah, what you doing here?
11:27Moral support.
11:29Yolanda, she was scared about traveling by herself.
11:33So, I'm staying as long as she needs me.
11:37So, put that shit over there somewhere.
11:42Staying?
11:42Man, let me see.
11:44Let me check something out.
11:45Baby, what you doing out there?
11:47I'm looking for a sign that say,
11:49Welcome Old Bitches.
11:51Well, I missed that.
11:52But I did see a sign that said,
11:55Beware of Big Bone Bad Bitch.
11:57Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey.
11:58Hey, hey, hey.
11:59Uh, uh, uh, now, now, now, now,
12:01Miss Carol, just ignore her, okay?
12:04Come on.
12:04That ain't gonna be easy,
12:05because she loud.
12:08Yeah, she been even a lot.
12:10Hey, hey,
12:11now, you ain't gotta be mean now, Miss Cheryl.
12:13I ain't say nothing to her.
12:14Yes, you did.
12:15I heard you.
12:16You ain't gotta be like...
12:16Oh, jeez.
12:18Jeez.
12:18No, no, no, no.
12:22I don't know who that old bitch is,
12:24but I slapped the social security check out that hole.
12:32Brandon,
12:32I need your little girlfriend to check on two old bitches for me.
12:36They named Yolanda and Carol.
12:38I don't know they motherfuckin' last night.
12:41Uno out.
12:42Got that ass.
12:43Dang, Janelle,
12:44that's the third time in a row.
12:46She been takin' a Uno class up in Hansberry?
12:49It is more fun playin' with you than Mom's.
12:52Last time I tried to play with her,
12:54she said my win didn't count
12:55because I didn't say Uno in English.
12:59Dad had to pull her off of me.
13:01Mm.
13:01You see, that temper of hers
13:03is exactly why I didn't tell her
13:04why I really came home.
13:06Whatcha mean?
13:09Okay, can you keep a secret?
13:12And not a Junebug promise, okay?
13:14This has to mean something.
13:17Fine.
13:17I had a non-Junebug promise.
13:19Okay.
13:21I'm not goin' back to Hansberry.
13:24What?
13:25You droppin' out?
13:26Oh, Janelle, you got to...
13:30Shh.
13:31Calm down.
13:32Okay, okay.
13:33Tell me what happened.
13:35Okay.
13:36It was just too much drama.
13:38Now, I told you I lost my virginity, right?
13:40Yeah.
13:40But what I didn't tell you was...
13:43It was to a professor.
13:48Aw, Janelle,
13:49you didn't have to give up no ass
13:50to pass a class.
13:55Boy, I beat that man's ass
13:57like I was his daddy
13:58in front of the entire class.
14:01Oh, you make me so proud.
14:05I mean, what now?
14:08Well, I guess I'ma just tell Mom and Dad
14:11I got homesick.
14:12I already signed up for classes
14:14at the community college.
14:17Community college?
14:19Okay, I mean...
14:21You know, that's cool for, you know,
14:22me and Brandon types,
14:24but...
14:26you're a genius.
14:29I guess I'll be a big fish
14:31in a small pond.
14:34But you should be in a big pond.
14:36You know, with bigger fish than you,
14:38that's how you get even better.
14:42That's sweet, Bug, but...
14:44it's just temporary.
14:46But I will say,
14:47through all the mess,
14:48I did learn one massively important lesson
14:51in college.
14:52What's that?
14:54Mini shit.
14:57Hey, Pat, we're here!
15:05Shut the fuck up.
15:07This shit's supposed to be a secret.
15:09What y'all find out on their asses?
15:11Not a damn thing.
15:12They're both clear.
15:12Yeah, clearer than R. Kelly's calendar.
15:15Yo, but Yolanda did have
15:17a grand theft auto charge, though.
15:19Who called she stole it?
15:20Oh, she got mad
15:21because a car was being towed,
15:23so she stole the whole damn truck.
15:26Fuck, that's some shit
15:27I would've did.
15:29Yeah, I know.
15:30I looked your ass up, too.
15:34Ooh, this sweet potato pie
15:37sure was good.
15:38Sure was good.
15:39Your great-grandmama
15:40call it sweet potato poppin' pie.
15:42Just take one bite
15:43and all your buttons start poppin'.
15:46Ooh, you ain't lyin'
15:47mind about to pop right now!
15:49Oh, Miss Carol,
15:50you've got to give me
15:51this mac and cheese recipe.
15:53Baby, I don't know you like that,
15:55but the recipe is in the name
15:57Mac and Little Ronny
15:58and some cheese.
16:06Well, listen,
16:07thank y'all so much
16:08for cooking for us.
16:09I mean, my God.
16:10Oh, we just wanted to say
16:11thank you for having us in.
16:13You ain't welcome.
16:14We just hungry.
16:15This shit was good.
16:18I like her.
16:20Glad somebody do.
16:23Hey, y'all think my daddy
16:24would've liked her?
16:25Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
16:28Oh, God,
16:29I swallowed wrong.
16:30You know,
16:31I never was
16:32a good swallower.
16:43You got to tell us more
16:45about his daddy.
16:45Was he anything like Terry?
16:48Big, sexy?
16:49Oh, he was handsome,
16:51you know.
16:52I mean, what can I tell you?
16:53He was black.
16:55Well, the boy knew he wasn't
16:56half Japanese.
16:59Well, was Grandpa nice?
17:01Mm-hmm.
17:02He was a real people person.
17:04Yeah.
17:05But he always had a little
17:06sadness behind his eyes.
17:08Sadness, huh?
17:09Mm-hmm.
17:09Now, why do you think that was?
17:10Let's dig deeper.
17:11Oh.
17:14Damn, Dr. Phil Esher.
17:15Can we just eat?
17:16Can we just eat?
17:18Well, did you know him too,
17:19Miss Carol?
17:20Who?
17:20Your granddaddy?
17:21He was...
17:22Can we talk about
17:23something else?
17:25Has anybody heard
17:26that new
17:28Smokey Robinson album?
17:31Ain't nobody talking
17:32about no damn
17:33Smokey Robinson?
17:35Yeah, I want to hear
17:36about my father.
17:37Hey, look,
17:38I know that he probably
17:39wasn't perfect,
17:40but I want to know
17:41who I come from.
17:43Well, he can handle it.
17:44A lot of people
17:44think daddy's fucked up.
17:46I mean,
17:47you should meet my lord.
17:48No, I didn't meet the nigga.
17:50No.
17:51No.
17:52What?
17:53Yeah, I need your help
17:54if I'm gonna find him,
17:54you're London.
17:55Oh, I can't help
17:56you find your father.
17:57Well, why not?
17:58Shit, you don't care
17:59about him all over here
17:59and cook them cheap.
18:01Terry, god damn it.
18:03I can't help you
18:04because I'm not
18:05your father's sister.
18:07What?
18:08Oh, hell no.
18:09I knew there was
18:10some bullshit.
18:11Y'all stop eating that shit.
18:12These bitches trying
18:12to poison us.
18:15So, wait, wait, wait,
18:16hold on, hold on.
18:16Y'all just played me?
18:17How did you get
18:18the baby pigeon?
18:18Was that child even me?
18:19Hold on, Terry.
18:21Just let me explain.
18:22I'm so confused right now.
18:23What is...
18:24Right now,
18:24don't get that bag.
18:25They better get the fuck
18:26up out of here.
18:27Bullshit.
18:27Daddy, hold on!
18:30Now, Yolanda,
18:32if you want to leave,
18:34then we can leave.
18:35If not, we can stay.
18:36If you want to stay here
18:37and fight all these niggas,
18:39we can.
18:40But whatever happens
18:41is going to have to be
18:43because you are ready.
18:46What the fuck is going on?
18:48And you got to stop
18:49all that fucking cussing!
18:51You better respect your elders,
18:53young lady.
18:54Sit your ass down!
18:58And let this woman talk!
19:01Yolanda?
19:03Terry, I can't help you
19:04find your father.
19:06I am not your father's sister.
19:11I am your father.
19:19I am not your father.
19:22What?
19:24Okay, now you have it.
19:26So, everybody,
19:27eat up!
19:28Eat your food!
19:28Act like you're a damn
19:29happy family!
19:30Eat!
19:35Perfect.
19:36So, let me take your menus.
19:38Is this your first time
19:39dining with us?
19:40Girl, yes.
19:40I can't afford this shit.
19:43But my man, my man, my man
19:45is rich and famous
19:46and it's a special occasion,
19:47so we doing it big.
19:49Okay.
19:49Well, congratulations.
19:51I'm a huge fan of your work,
19:52Mr. Roberts.
19:53Oh, thank you so much.
19:54I appreciate that.
19:55I'll be right back
19:56with those appetizers.
19:57Okay.
19:57Okay.
20:01So, all this fanciness
20:03do beg the question.
20:05You know, it's not my birthday.
20:07It's not our go-together
20:09anniversary, so.
20:11Well, if you must know,
20:13I'm doing all this
20:14to celebrate you.
20:16Celebrate me?
20:18Celebrate us.
20:19Oh, absolutely.
20:20I do, yeah.
20:21I do?
20:21Oh, I heard it.
20:23Okay.
20:24I'm sorry, baby.
20:25Go ahead.
20:25I was interrupting you.
20:26What did you say?
20:26So, this is the end?
20:28It's the anniversary
20:28of the last time
20:29that you took drugs.
20:30See, now,
20:31I know it was not an easy road.
20:33I know there was ups and downs,
20:34but I need you to know
20:36that I'm so thankful for you
20:38and that I'm so deeply proud
20:40of you, baby.
20:43Deeply proud.
20:49So, that's it?
20:51What do you mean, that's it?
20:52That's everything.
20:54No, Kareem,
20:55that ain't everything, right?
20:57So, this isn't it.
20:58I mean, like, you aren't really...
21:00Are you really just...
21:01Oh, Denise, baby.
21:02Pick a sentence, finish it.
21:06Wow.
21:09Wow.
21:11Terry.
21:14I don't know what to say.
21:18I was looking for you for 50 years.
21:21I didn't know if I would meet you
21:23before I died.
21:24Oh, she gave up so many times,
21:26and I talk her into going back
21:29and look for you.
21:30Now, some folks told us
21:31that you were looking for her.
21:33I guess God just has
21:35his own timing, you know.
21:37So, let me ask you something.
21:39Why would you say you his aunt
21:40and not his mommy-daddy?
21:42Is that the right term?
21:44No, not at all.
21:46I just didn't know
21:47if I was ready yet.
21:50I wanted you to judge me
21:51by my heart,
21:52not by my gender.
21:54People out there kill women like me
21:56for just existing.
21:57Mm-hmm, and that's why
21:58she brought me with her,
21:59because you know
22:00I'll kick somebody's ass.
22:03No, I don't understand none of this.
22:05And it is not for you
22:07to understand, baby.
22:09At the end of the day,
22:10we are all just spirits.
22:12Amen.
22:13You know,
22:15we borrow these bodies
22:16because we're here,
22:17but as soon as we die,
22:19they go right back to the earth.
22:21Mm-hmm.
22:22Now, your shell does not define
22:24who you are.
22:25The spirit does.
22:28Amen.
22:28And if you can't see love
22:30because you distracted
22:31by somebody's shell,
22:34then, baby,
22:35you're gonna lose every time.
22:43Well, when I die,
22:44I'm gonna make sure
22:45my spirit take my pussy
22:46in a to-go bag.
22:50And I hope you wash it first.
22:54Carol.
22:55Okay, all right, I know.
22:57Listen, y'all,
22:58we need to give them some space,
22:59so, family, let's go.
23:12Um, this is just too much.
23:17Terry,
23:18I did not
23:20want to overwhelm you, baby.
23:24I-I just...
23:25I-I just wanted to meet
23:27my-my blood family.
23:29But you...
23:30met my mother
23:31when you were a man?
23:34Mm-hmm.
23:36More like a boy.
23:38Hmm.
23:39We didn't know
23:40who we were
23:40back then.
23:43But I...
23:44always knew
23:45I wasn't what the world
23:47wanted me to be.
23:49I always knew
23:51I was born
23:53to be a woman
23:56like I was
23:56a whole person
23:57in a past life.
23:59Huh.
24:01So is that
24:01why you left me?
24:02I didn't leave you.
24:06Terry, I loved you.
24:07But you didn't
24:07come back to get me.
24:08I didn't even
24:09know you existed.
24:12It's because
24:12when your mother
24:13ran off,
24:15ran off with that man,
24:16I...
24:17she didn't tell me
24:18where you were going.
24:19Oh, you could've tried.
24:20I did try.
24:21You could've tried harder!
24:24Maybe...
24:24maybe being a woman
24:25was more important
24:26than you, huh?
24:27Oh!
24:28Please!
24:29Terry!
24:31That is not fair!
24:35Listen.
24:37If anything,
24:38when you got older
24:40and I became a woman,
24:42I was afraid
24:43to meet you.
24:45I didn't want you
24:46to reject me.
24:47Major
24:49used to beat me
24:50like a dog
24:50when I was a kid.
24:53What?
24:53Now I know
24:55that I wasn't his.
24:57You know,
24:57I used to wonder,
24:58how would my own father
24:59just hurt me
25:00like that, huh?
25:01Why would he
25:03do something
25:03like that to me?
25:04Why would he...
25:05I didn't know, Terry.
25:07Well, you know what?
25:08I didn't know.
25:09If I had only known...
25:11My real father
25:12could've stopped it.
25:13Hmm?
25:15You
25:15could've stopped it.
25:20If I had only known...
25:22Oh, my God.
25:23Shh.
25:26You know what?
25:27I need some fresh air.
25:28Terry.
25:28You know what?
25:29I need some fresh air.
25:36I really thought
25:37you were better
25:38than this, Kareem,
25:39but I should've known.
25:40But it's fine.
25:41You know,
25:42you don't even
25:42gotta apologize.
25:44Uh-oh.
25:45I didn't.
25:46And I don't understand
25:47why I would
25:48in this moment.
25:49Because you don't
25:50get it, clearly.
25:52But it's okay, Kareem.
25:53It's fine.
25:54Just fucking forget it.
25:55Just forget it.
25:56Ladies and gentlemen,
25:58please welcome...
26:01S...
26:02W...
26:03V!
26:08Is there a Denise
26:09Ford in the house
26:10tonight?
26:12Kareem asked us
26:13to do a few songs
26:14that you like
26:15from us
26:15from back in the day.
26:17Kareem,
26:17you got SWV?
26:19All for you.
26:20Okay.
26:21I'll see
26:22what the fuck's
26:23going on here.
26:24You fucking
26:25one of them.
26:26What?
26:27Denise!
26:28You fucking...
26:28Who is it?
26:29Who is it?
26:29That bitch right there,
26:30Lele?
26:30Okay, because I...
26:31I heard if you fucking...
26:32I ain't gonna never
26:32get your back
26:33because I heard
26:33she got that good good.
26:37What?
26:38Ladies and gentlemen,
26:39put your hands together
26:40for this woman right here.
26:42She is celebrating
26:4310 long years
26:45of sobriety tonight.
26:50And you done told
26:51this bitch
26:52all my business?
26:55Okay, listen here,
26:56Coco lady.
26:57Okay, if you want
26:58this nigga so bad,
26:59you can have her.
27:01Girl, what do you mean?
27:02What do you mean?
27:02I'm so into you.
27:04How into you is it, Todd?
27:06What's going on?
27:07No, no, no.
27:08No, no, no.
27:11Hey, hey, hey, hey.
27:12I'm so sorry.
27:12You're gonna give
27:12that fucking money.
27:13No, I got you.
27:14Okay.
27:14I got you.
27:16So, what do you think
27:17about the president
27:18trying to lock y'all up
27:19for using the bathroom?
27:20I do the same thing
27:22I did before
27:22when they told me
27:23I couldn't use the bathroom
27:24because I was colored.
27:26And what's that?
27:27Kiss all over
27:28the fucking floor.
27:30You need to go piss
27:32at the White House
27:33on you-know-who
27:34trying to mess
27:35with our Social Security.
27:36Y'all my kind of brawls.
27:40Derry.
27:42Hey, baby.
27:44Come on, sit down.
27:45We ain't gonna bite.
27:50Your wife, boy,
27:53oh, she's something else.
27:56And your kids,
27:57they're sweet, too.
27:59Proud of this life
28:00you made for yourself, baby.
28:02I'm proud of it, too.
28:04And hey, um, hmm.
28:06I apologize for raising
28:08my voice at you earlier.
28:09I think it was the
28:10hurt little boy
28:11inside talking.
28:13I appreciate you coming.
28:16I definitely got
28:17a lot of questions answered.
28:20I'm sure you got
28:21many more.
28:22Now, listen,
28:22I ain't throwing y'all
28:23out by no means,
28:24but I'm gonna need
28:26some time to think
28:27about how I'm gonna
28:28respond to all of this.
28:30Derry, you don't
28:31have time, baby.
28:32Look at her.
28:32She's running out of minutes.
28:35Excuse me?
28:37She just
28:37on your own.
28:40Derry,
28:40you wouldn't have
28:41no life to be proud of
28:42without this woman.
28:43Look at her.
28:44She came here
28:44to make shit right.
28:47You can't change the past,
28:49but you can damn
28:49show fix today.
28:51Use it, baby.
28:54Look, if this
28:56is the way
28:58you want this
28:59to end,
29:00I am fine with.
29:03I got to see
29:04your face.
29:06I got to meet
29:07your crazy,
29:09beautiful-ass family.
29:13I'm good with that.
29:15So, come on, Carol.
29:18Let's go.
29:20You mean you had me
29:21pack all that shit
29:23for nothing
29:24and all your
29:25ass money?
29:26Wait, wait, wait.
29:27I ain't got to
29:28go nowhere.
29:29Listen,
29:29listen.
29:30Hey, listen.
29:31I said y'all
29:32don't have to leave.
29:35I think I was hoping
29:36that when I met my father,
29:37it would fix something
29:38I was missing.
29:40Fill the hole,
29:41you know?
29:41But meeting you
29:43just reminded me
29:45that I'm already
29:46whole,
29:46that I don't need
29:47to fill no empty
29:48spaces,
29:49that I don't need
29:51who I thought
29:52you were supposed
29:52to be.
29:53I need you
29:55just as you are.
29:57So,
29:59are you saying
30:00you really want
30:01to get to know me?
30:04Know who I really
30:05am today?
30:07Yes.
30:08Yes, I think so.
30:09It won't be overnight,
30:11but I'm going to get there.
30:12I just need to
30:14override my programming
30:15a bit.
30:16Uh-huh.
30:21I appreciate you, boy.
30:25Me too.
30:26You good people
30:27miss Yolanda.
30:29Wait, wait.
30:30Just hold up
30:31for a second.
30:32All right, come on.
30:32I don't even know
30:33what happened.
30:34Can you just talk
30:35to me for a second,
30:36please?
30:37Hell no.
30:38And I already
30:39unlocked the door.
30:41Surprise!
30:43What the fuck
30:44is all this?
30:46A surprise!
30:49Okay, well,
30:50I've had enough
30:51surprises for the
30:52evening.
30:53Thank you very much.
30:54Where you going,
30:55Denise?
30:56To my room.
30:58Oh, shit!
31:02All right, see,
31:03I don't know
31:04what happened to her,
31:05but Pat,
31:05could you please
31:05go talk to her?
31:07I'm on it,
31:07but I told you
31:08you was telling her
31:08you lover
31:09going to turn
31:09her ass crazy.
31:11This bitch just did
31:11a drive-by
31:12with balloons on up.
31:21Leave me alone.
31:22Not in my house.
31:25What the hell
31:26is going on,
31:26won't you?
31:33I am so stupid.
31:38I'm just stupid,
31:40but I thought
31:42that Kareem
31:42was going to
31:43propose to me.
31:46I thought that
31:47somebody would
31:49finally choose
31:50me for once.
31:54But he let me down.
31:57Let you down.
31:59How many assholes
32:00have you dated
32:01over the years
32:01that wouldn't have
32:02never thrown you
32:03a surprise party,
32:05let alone celebrate
32:07you being sober?
32:09I know that Kareem
32:11is nice, okay?
32:12But I need a husband,
32:14Pat, and I try
32:16to be a feminist
32:17like your daughters,
32:18but I need a fucking
32:19man in my life, Pat.
32:21It's just me
32:22by myself,
32:23and I don't have
32:24anyone.
32:26I'm tired,
32:27and this just
32:28showed me
32:29that he is not
32:29that man, okay?
32:32So, I'm just
32:33gonna call it now.
32:36We'll go on
32:36two separate paths,
32:37and so I'm out.
32:40Look at you, girl.
32:41This is some
32:41self-sabotaging shit.
32:43You do this every time.
32:44Somebody try to get
32:45close to you,
32:46you run.
32:47Come on.
32:50Happiness has a way
32:51of skipping over me, Pat.
32:54Happiness don't skip you,
32:56girl.
32:56You just don't let it in,
32:57because you scared.
32:59Tell me I'm wrong.
33:00You're wrong.
33:00Girl, stop interrupting me.
33:03You blowing up
33:04a small-ass conflict
33:05just to avoid
33:06some damn intimacy.
33:09Okay, that was good.
33:11What was that?
33:13I don't fucking know.
33:14Ashley rubbing off
33:15on me,
33:15and my GED
33:16just kicked back in once.
33:18I don't know, Pat.
33:20Maybe I'm just scared.
33:22I mean, can you blame me?
33:24When was the last time
33:25I had a win?
33:26Girl, right now,
33:27you winning.
33:28Open your damn eyes.
33:29Kareem is a good man.
33:32What if he leaves me, Pat?
33:35I'd never be able
33:36to recover from that.
33:38I ain't never met
33:39nobody who can recover
33:40like you.
33:41Maybe it's himself, him.
33:42You be fine.
33:43Look at me.
33:44We family.
33:45I got you.
33:48I know.
33:51But I probably
33:52messed it up anyway.
33:53I said so much shit
33:54to that man
33:54on the ride back.
33:57And I don't really
33:58feel like apologizing,
33:59so I'm just calling
34:02quits and get out
34:04while I can.
34:05It's easier.
34:07Easy?
34:07That's all your ass
34:08want?
34:09Let me tell you something.
34:10I just met Terry
34:11Auntie that turned out
34:12to be his fucking daddy.
34:14Wait, what?
34:16Try to explain
34:17that shit, made him.
34:18Well, no.
34:19I kind of want
34:19to know now.
34:22My point is,
34:23that lady wasted
34:23her whole damn life
34:25being scared to ask
34:26for what she want.
34:28Now she old as hell,
34:29ain't got shit,
34:30and just found a family.
34:32You could waste
34:33your life being scared,
34:34or you can take
34:35a fucking chance
34:36and love this man.
34:38You don't need
34:39no ring to do that, girl.
34:42But I guess
34:42I understand
34:43what you're saying.
34:47Life is too short
34:49to live it,
34:50scared of being happy.
34:56Kareem,
34:57I tried.
34:58I tried.
35:03Whoa.
35:04Deedee, look.
35:06All I wanted to do
35:07tonight was just
35:08celebrate you,
35:09and I know if I...
35:09Oh, shut the fuck up,
35:10Kareem.
35:12All right.
35:13Listen,
35:14I just spent
35:14the last ten minutes
35:15listening to Pat
35:16defend your ass.
35:17Yes, Pat,
35:18of all people.
35:19But what she did
35:20help me realize
35:21is that,
35:22well,
35:23if she can love you
35:24this much
35:25after decades
35:25of hating you
35:26that much,
35:27then shit,
35:28I guess you did
35:28the work.
35:30We've done the work.
35:31Well, maybe
35:32I overreacted.
35:34But it's only because
35:35I'm scared
35:36when things seem
35:37a little too perfect.
35:39Because, you know,
35:39I'm a hood bitch.
35:40I like things
35:41a little toxic every night.
35:47Thank you for
35:48the fancy dinner
35:49and for booking
35:50SWV just for me.
35:53SWV?
35:54He brought out
35:55a whole saying group?
35:56Okay, clearly
35:57Auntie does not know
35:58what the dating pool
35:58is really like.
35:59Give him to me!
36:01You don't know
36:01what to do with it!
36:03All right, look, baby,
36:04all I want to do
36:05is just make you happy.
36:06Oh, honey,
36:07you already make me happy.
36:09I just get a muddy
36:10windshield sometimes.
36:12Hold on for a second.
36:13All right, just...
36:15Well, where you going?
36:16I didn't just...
36:22I get so...
36:27I need control
36:31Take hold of me
36:37Amazing love
36:38So you didn't let me finish
36:39what I wanted to do
36:40after dinner.
36:54Now look, baby,
36:55we're at an age now
36:56where we know
36:57what we want
36:58and exactly
36:59when we want it
37:00and I want you,
37:00Denise Ford.
37:02Will you do the honor
37:04of letting me just
37:05make you happy
37:06for the rest of your life?
37:09Be my wife.
37:10Yes, yes, yes!
37:12Yes!
37:20You're making me
37:21crack those heels!
37:22Welcome to the family,
37:24brother!
37:24Thank you, brother!
37:26Thank you!
37:26Y'all saw, y'all saw!
37:33You got to get
37:37the temptations
37:38for my proposal.
37:40I know most of them dead,
37:42but we can pick
37:43our shovels together, baby.
37:45Aw, this is beautiful,
37:47but can we go now?
37:48Well, no,
37:49can you please
37:49just sing one more song,
37:50please?
37:51No, he only paid us
37:52for one song.
37:54Come on,
37:54just one more!
37:55Please,
37:56I gave you $20.
37:57What do you look like?
37:59Okay, real quick, y'all.
38:01Real quick.
38:02Real quick.
38:03Okay,
38:04can I have this dance?
38:05For the rest of your life.
38:06I'm so into you
38:10I don't know what
38:13I'm gonna do
38:14Boy, you got me so confused
38:19I don't know what
38:22I'm gonna do
38:24You are so fine
38:28You blow my mind
38:31With the things you do
38:36Oh, just look at them
38:38It's like a miracle
38:39Oh, he been waiting
38:40a long time
38:41to know the truth
38:43Appreciate y'all so much
38:44Oh, yeah, well
38:45I'm just being a friend
38:47You know, she took care of me
38:48when I had cancer
38:50Oh, that's so beautiful
38:51Uh-huh
38:52I just figured it was time
38:54I do some shit for her
38:56I'm so glad y'all here
38:58Me too
38:59You got one crazy-ass family
39:01And you can feel free
39:03to take all these niggas with you
39:09Take me自應
39:10Watch out now
39:10Watch out now
39:10Watch out now
39:11do it on my auch
39:13Watch out now
39:14Watch out now
39:15will you do
39:16Do you want me all I know
39:18I know
39:18Look out now
39:28Yay
39:30Sorry, good morning
39:32Dang, girl
39:33Girl, can you knock?
39:35What if I was in here naked?
39:37You would have seen all kinds of things.
39:38Not without binoculars.
39:42How about your shirt back I borrowed?
39:44What are you doing up so early?
39:47I woke up feeling nauseous as hell.
39:51Oh.
39:53Nope.
39:54Uh-uh.
39:56Not on the kicks.
39:57Oh, yeah.
39:58Oh, God.
40:03Oh, my God.
40:11Janelle?
40:17I think, um, it was just...
40:25Okay, do you know for sure?
40:30No.
40:37Come here.
40:45Look, no matter what happens,
40:48there's snow I got you, okay?
40:52Okay.
40:53Okay.
41:03She's a grown-ass woman
41:05And she don't take no stuff
41:07She's a grown-ass woman
41:09And you can't get enough
41:11She's a grown-ass woman
41:13With things and kids
41:16She's a grown-ass woman
41:18And it's a mid-match of the world
41:23Bye-bye.
41:29You
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