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00:02all right let's get it going on a wednesday calm before the storm march madness truly begins
00:08tomorrow we have a i think a very fun show planned including rico i offer this to you
00:14yes because as i said to jeremy otto the days you are here in your earl campbell houston oilers hat
00:19usually you're in a very good mental state i i don't have good trivia today i have great okay
00:26i spent way too much time on this crap i am you shouldn't sell yourself short mike the last
00:31couple days this is better this this makes the last two days look like lions free agency
00:37this is legit don't pull a jeff rieger that's all i ask no i'm i'm going to do the same
00:44way that
00:44jeremy otto delivers okay all right with his seven kids uh i'm gonna deliver today no i'm a good
00:50great good move man great games last night we're gonna have moments we're gonna have records
00:55moments we're gonna have mascots i got it all i got it all i spent wait dude wait i'm embarrassed
01:01but we're gonna have fun that'll be in the four o'clock we will get to the lions no offense
01:06but
01:06dj wanham doesn't warrant opening billing i'll get to it in a completely unemotional way i i i you're
01:15gonna be gravely disappointed if you think there's gonna be any yelling and screaming but we'll do that
01:19a three what i wanted to start with was the following we are in a different place than most
01:27people is that march madness whether it's people taking pto people and i'm doing heavy air quotes
01:36here working even though they're at their desk streaming the games and not working uh whether it's
01:43the vasectomy crowd the the march madness the ncaa tournament the opening two days uh whether
01:49it's people going to vegas like we used to do um people take time off we we in my adult
01:57life i've
01:58never had the opening days of the tournament off totally fine it's what i do for a living i wanted
02:03to ask the people three questions and the third one has been a source of damn near warfare in the
02:09bullpen i'll explain okay one do you as fans out there in listener land do you take pto on one
02:19or
02:19both of ncaa tournament opener the vasectomy crowd i know that's a very specific thing but it is the
02:25number one week for men to do that david looking at you uh but also well jeremy well jeremy no
02:34jeremy
02:36jeremy's vanilla cromarty i'm pretty sure jeremy had a vasectomy and he went right through that
02:42blockade for kid number four i'm telling you these two gonna have a gus macker team i can't wait till
02:46they play each other incredible but i wanted to ask the question is does this event still get you to
02:52take that time off two and this is another one normally when your team plays you have two sections
03:00of fans i want to watch the game alone guy or i want to be in a social party setting
03:05guy so solo
03:07verse party the third thing started as hey guys let me let me let me cater a lunch setup for
03:14david
03:15kenny evan you like because obviously everyone's here the noon games will hit there's something
03:21ceremonial about it it's almost like a founders meeting minus bedazzled quarter zips you you you just
03:27there's a nostalgia and you want to provide okay some good food okay this this group went to war
03:36with each other and i'm going okay i i left it as guys tell me what you want i will
03:41provide it i am
03:42no longer participating in this discussion it was insanity they wanted to order 17 different things
03:48so i want to just get a gauge of 2026 the hype and health of march madness is that just
03:58two segments
03:59i like this because we look and there's no violin i'm saying if i had the ability to take one
04:05of the
04:06days off would i yeah i think i would because being at home on a friday for a long weekend
04:13is bliss as a
04:1445 year old man but it's the games and it's the ability to just vibe out you know it's it
04:21hits a
04:22little different because we're not doing the vegas thing because we had all the games up so we were
04:27able to just kind of watch them as we did the show but yeah i mean i probably would if
04:35i wasn't doing
04:35this but we'll have games on you know as the show goes on david will keep us updated on different
04:40things that are happening in games but probably yeah i would if if i wasn't doing this i would
04:47probably take off uh tomorrow yeah i wouldn't come in i'd be off tomorrow okay so the listen this is
04:54the qualifier if people say no that's fine i i also think too is productivity goes in the tank the
05:00first two days of the tourney oh you can be at the office you're not going to be productive if
05:05you like
05:05college hoops and that look there are certain jobs you can get away with it yeah who are we kidding
05:10i think there are the only worst day is when it falls on saint patrick's day because if you're
05:16if you're a boss just give up that day you know what guys just leave because you're going to the
05:20bar
05:21you're probably going to be drinking watch don't even bother coming back to work so is the opening two
05:28days at attorney pto worthy in 2026 or has that died like the brackets two team vasectomy i mean
05:36are you really scheduling that for this week taking the old soldering gun to the plums but also are you
05:43watching game solo or party now see the party thing that's a bygone era to me i think it's gone
05:50the way
05:51of the super bowl party march madness parties used to be awesome of course that's also when michigan
05:57state was awesome so i have nothing to offer you there but it took seven minutes i'm sorry
06:04um but also the menu now i have something very distinct is like saturday i'm just going to have
06:10a couple of friends by the house not a party absolutely not but what consists of not a party
06:16three friends not yet honest to god three total okay uh i think once you get to eight to ten
06:22people
06:23you've reached party status but it's also louisiana derby day so you're gonna have you're gonna have
06:28horse racing on one tv and march madness on the other the point i'm making is there's some duality
06:34to saturday the menu is critical now much simpler in my personal life coming here these guys act like
06:41it's a golden corral they want to have eight different cuisines and i'm like oh okay i want to
06:47just say this from a menu perspective for march madness i may surprise you i think i side with
06:53kenny cot on this hot dogs not for moonshine and beaver pelts no no sandwiches i i think party sub
07:02or or
07:02some form of big time sandwich shop that that's a march madness thing to me see i'm thinking more you
07:10just can't go wrong with either pizza or wings i because therefore go at it have what you want
07:17there's wings there's pizza leave me alone i'm watching the game i like the variety of the
07:22sandwiches i'm just i want to see what people are going to do and look for you you guys got
07:25to tell
07:26me now we got to come to consensus i'll make it happen my god these guys are acting like i'm
07:30magellan like i'm gonna go to seven different places you're killing me so we'll make it happen
07:35but those are the questions as we start the day yes we will get to dj wannam yes we're going
07:41to
07:41get to other things we can get to aaron judge being a choke artist and america finally got to
07:46experience my baseball hellscape of what he does when there's actually things on the line
07:52i thought about you you know the best part i don't watch a second of it you know who tipped
07:56me off to
07:56it cookies he goes how do you put up with this i sent him back question mark like what kind
08:02of
08:02leading comment is that then he's like aaron judge bat on his shoulder three i'm like jim i don't put
08:09up with it see i figured you weren't because when i didn't see anything in the group text he's not
08:15watching this and i'm not gonna ruin his night no i don't let you be because i don't want to
08:20let you
08:21know the only thing i sent to you is the single worst broadcast in the history of broadcast jalen rose
08:26handing it off to barkley vital and brian anderson who sounded dead with jenny dell as sidelines
08:32i'm going mute his call first four for a reason woof woof that and the basketball was rough
08:41that looked like uh your little money jam up there in lansing that was tough that was a tough scene
08:48which the howard uh no no texas nc state you could have built david a new church with the amount
08:56of
08:56bricks that were laid that was tough finish strong look yeah it's like a football game that ends 21 20
09:03right it doesn't mean it was a good game it just means it was close fair i hear you fair
09:07uh but i
09:08want to hear from the people 248-539-9797 is march madness still a premium event where you are taking
09:15some time off or playing hooky from work yeah you're gonna pull a kang do a little do a little
09:21sick day when you're not sick uh then we get to solo verse party then we get to the menu
09:26what is
09:27the menu for march madness because to me i don't know man i'm thinking the sandwich thing with kenny
09:31here i really am there's something about it because you can make them bite size that's true the pizza
09:37is just a coma the slices man you you can budget yourself with the pizza all right your problem is
09:46this you can budget new york style you can't budget detroit style each detroit style slice is a hand
09:52grenade to your digestive system you just are making a commitment to coma dude i well i like
09:58new york style i grew up on sabaro so that's right america's pizza i'm just gonna take the slander i
10:04don't care i laugh at it you can't like sabaro it's not even legal i'm just saying it was when
10:11i
10:11went to new york in 1985 that's great you went to the greatest food city on the planet and you
10:18collided with a sabaro my god okay it's what a fat boys ate man oh all right so net so
10:29there was
10:29some like nostalgia there right so we're like we gotta go there okay 248-539-9797 we are also
10:36confirming david's vasectomy appointment it's gonna be very exciting okay david screening calls
10:43he can't even fight back uh kenny menu i mean i think you drilled it when you said sandwiches but
10:50also you said something that was important and rico kind of confirmed it is bite size if you want
10:55to if you want to do the pizza thing you got to pull out the pizza slicer and slice it
10:59into smaller
11:00more bite-sized pieces you could do that if you're going to do the detroit style but uh the sandwich
11:05allows for grazing sandwich or wings always good because you can get that down in a couple of bites
11:11especially if you're going with the uh you're on your own with the wings brother i you know my rule
11:14on that what's your rule on that you cannot have people are animals so when you order chicken wings
11:21in and it's more than just you you are inviting disaster into your home this is the party pooper
11:27mike we discovered this during one of the more recent holidays i'll tell you what if you want wings
11:31tomorrow i don't care if you trash this office like guns and roses in a hotel room in 88 do
11:36whatever
11:36you want smash a guitar leave buffalo sauce on the walls that's not a meat problem it's an odyssey
11:42problem it'll be like rick james with the couch skin yes yes if you wear those boots tomorrow you get
11:48chicken wings for free no i didn't smash my boots on the couch yeah i smashed my boots on the
11:52couch
11:54what ain't he talking about then i could see management kick kenny right through the dresser
12:03what about my legs all right what did the five fingers okay yeah oh man two
12:11stop there there's a lot we could quote in there there he is two two four eight five three nine
12:1697 97
12:16i want to hear from you all right that's a different skit i know and none of that's quotable
12:21okay but we're talking about chicken practice all right we'll get to david i want to get to you guys
12:27just a little march madness primer as we do set up social gatherings and does the event still hold
12:33the cachet it once held where you would take time off i mean brackets have died but that's been
12:39replaced probably by betting yeah but do you still take some time off do you still moonlight at work
12:44or do you take the brazen step of pre-scheduling a soldering iron to your apples i mean that's
12:51you really gotta watch basketball for that frozen peas and somebody just you know tied you up so to
12:59speak two four eight five three nine 97 97 great segue rico tell them all about your basement they really
13:06don't know how i can follow that up but don't you just go right into the read but hey
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