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Itll Be Alright On The Night S37E08
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00:13Welcome and in the next half hour a fiery set
00:23We're watching Greg sweat
00:30and a very loose pet
00:38So let's commence the cock-ups
00:42It's Deadly 60 presented by Steve Backshaw
00:45He and his crew are in Uganda looking for mountain gorillas
00:49and they have to be quiet as the slightest noise could scare them off
00:54I can see the bushes moving just ahead of us
00:57I'm kind of shaking, half with excitement and half with a little bit of trepidation
01:02You know, when I watched Gorillas in the Mist
01:05I never thought about what that mist was
01:10Yes, I think I can hear that
01:18It makes me lick
01:24For animals who don't like noise, they certainly make plenty of it
01:28Oh, bad milk plastic
01:32I wouldn't make fun of them, Steve
01:44Yeah, that was quite a left hook
01:46I'm quite glad it didn't go a couple of inches to the right
01:52Bad education
01:53Where comedy is a serious business
01:55No other cast could be this straight-faced
01:58When it comes to singing the word microwave
02:10I'm so sorry
02:18Love Island
02:19And it's going to be another sunny day
02:21So sunny that everyone is already wearing their sunglasses
02:24I hope they don't struggle to see what they're doing
02:30Ow!
02:33I wonder what's more painful
02:34A broken heart or a stubbed toe
02:39Ow!
02:44Plebs!
02:44And they say Rome wasn't built in a day
02:46And by the looks of things
02:47This scene wasn't filmed in a day either
02:49They wake up in the morning
02:52Kiss me
02:53What?
02:54What?
02:55I don't know
02:56I didn't certainly
02:59Come on, lads
03:00Keep it together
03:01You Roman soldiers
03:03Alright, no one dies from green bum, OK?
03:05Of course they do
03:06I've got bum rot, mate
03:07I've got a classic case of bum rot
03:11To finish filming
03:12You may need less funny lines
03:16In Two Doors Down
03:17I'm slightly suspicious
03:19That this prop wine
03:20Might actually be real wine
03:23Here, Eric
03:24Can I
03:25Can I ask you
03:27A question
03:28What?
03:30What's my next line?
03:34The BBC's hugely successful sitcom
03:37Ghosts
03:38Written by the all-star cast
03:40But when you've written it yourself
03:41You only have yourself to blame
03:45As there haven't been any dead bear attacks
03:47In this house
03:47In the last 600 years
03:49I'm going to go out on a limb
03:50And say there's probably not about to be one
03:52Come crashing
03:53I'm going to say that again
03:54I'm going to go out on a limb
03:56And say there's not about to be a bear
03:57Come crashing back
03:58What is it?
04:00Try again
04:02I'm going to go out on a limb
04:03And say there's probably not about to be a bear
04:06Come
04:06Whoa
04:07Who wrote that?
04:08You all did
04:12Billy and Greg
04:13The family diaries
04:14And it can be gruelling
04:15Filming a TV show
04:17Can't it?
04:18Well, no
04:19Not really
04:20Not in the Maldives
04:22You haven't put them on properly, mate
04:23Have you?
04:23Do you want me to sort it out for you?
04:24One's at the back
04:25But one's at the back
04:26Oh, one's at the back
04:29Oh, no
04:33I hope the film crew took out travel insurance
04:38What happened there?
04:39I'll put it on the stand
04:42I'm no expert
04:43But I'd say that tall camera mount
04:44Made it a bit top-heavy
04:49Dad
04:50It's broke
04:51Oh, my God
04:54Oh, it's not the right footwear to be doing this in
04:56I think you might be better off in flippers
04:59Oh, no, hang on
05:00I think the bike
05:01I think I broke the bike
05:11Some food-based fiascos now
05:14Just please let me know in advance
05:15If you have any allergies
05:16I've got a house, babe
05:17No
05:17I'll tell you later on
05:18Here's some chocolate ones coming out
05:21Lovely
05:22Are they a bit burnt?
05:24A little bit scorched
05:26I didn't want to say anything
05:28No, I got in before you
05:32I've seen more edible-looking rocks on the Giant's Causeway
05:37How long were they in the oven for?
05:39They're supposed to be in for 10 minutes
05:4110 to 12 minutes
05:41And what were they in for?
05:43Slightly longer
05:44I was making these other ones
05:49Then I'll wait for the second batch
05:51I don't want to break a filling
05:54Have they been in there since 7am?
05:56Not at all
05:58They were doing 20
06:0026 minutes, pal
06:08You might recognise our next guest
06:09The great Alan Carr
06:11Alan Carr has come in to talk about the new series of Picture Slam
06:14Though one of the questions is about durian
06:16The fruit that apparently tastes of vomit
06:19Let's all try some, shall we?
06:20No, I can't try that smell
06:21It's getting me right
06:23It's getting me right
06:25Tell me what it's like
06:26And if it's nice, I'll try
06:27No, I'm not going in it
06:28It looks horrible
06:28It looks like scrambled egg, doesn't it?
06:31Is it nice?
06:33Is it not nice?
06:34Do you know
06:35I don't think I've ever tried durian
06:36I can't imagine why
06:38That is awful
06:42That's that
06:44Do you want to get rid of it?
06:46Yeah, get rid
06:46Yeah, it's a tissue
06:48We did have a tissue
06:49But don't worry
06:51Sorry, I thought I was back at home
06:53I'm so glad
06:55I can try it
06:56Alan
06:56I feel bad about being sick behind your sofa
06:59I'll clean it up
07:00I'm not a spagging
07:01What is that smell?
07:02It's so bad
07:02Alan, remind me never to peek behind the sofa at your house
07:06No, it's a tissue
07:07I think I can smell it
07:08Oh, why can I do that?
07:10Anyway, it's so good to see you
07:11Yeah, isn't it?
07:12It's so lovely to see you
07:14It's like I've come in here and trumped
07:17Alan is now wishing his quiz producers had written a nice question about croissants
07:21Oh, so much fun
07:24In Australia, they are celebrating lamingtons
07:27A treat that is actually a bit of a mouthful
07:30Welcome back
07:31Well, with soft sponge and choc-cognit
07:33Choc
07:36Let's just rewind to the top of that and start again
07:39Welcome back to the morning show
07:41With soft sponge and choc-cognit goodness
07:44Lamingtons are an iconic national treasure that all Aussies love
07:49Now stop it, guys
07:51Behave
07:52It is
07:53It's national
07:54Lamington day
07:55It's not Lamington day
07:56Behave, Sally
07:57Quiet, okay
08:00Morning, are you coming in then?
08:02Let me just take my shoes off, James
08:06But make sure when it arrives, you make sure you get a short rib of beef
08:09Short rib of beef as well
08:11Right, and then we've got the muscles
08:14It's amazing, that
08:16I've lost a spoon in there, Chef, but I'm sure we'll dig it out eventually
08:19Waiter, there's a spoon in my beef
08:21Okay
08:22Especial songs, there you go
08:26That one's gone in there again
08:31Can we get some more spoons, guys?
08:34Because we seem to be cooking more than we're using, sir
08:37I'm not going to put this one down
08:40This is Glenn Finnell, this is the first time and the last time you'll see me
08:44It's been absolutely fantastic, sir
08:45I think he's after the silver
08:47Check his pockets on the way out
08:49I'll need you
08:50Yeah, I'm okay
08:52Prue needs Cotswold Kitchen
08:54A charming, soothing programme
08:56That's the perfect antidote to the high drama of the bake-off tent
09:00Unless you work behind the scenes
09:01Sorry
09:04Steve
09:07Bless you
09:08Oh, sorry, darling
09:09I deliberately turned away
09:12In order not to infect them
09:14And blasted you
09:18Sorry, if she goes down, you know who's fault
09:21Sarah, do you need a cloth?
09:23People talk about the Hollywood handshake
09:25No one ever mentions the achoo from Prue
09:27We just mix these ingredients together
09:29Back to Ireland, where Catherine is up to her old tricks
09:33And Tommy, when are you going to start your sourdough?
09:36Oh, don't toss away the sourdough
09:38Oh, here, Catherine, the thing's good
09:40The thing's good
09:45It's on fire
09:45It's on fire
09:48It's on fire
09:49It's on fire
09:50It's on fire
09:51It's on fire
09:51Stop that
09:53You've got fire
09:55It's on fire
09:56It's on fire
09:57It's on fire
09:59How's that happen?
10:01The fire alarm's going to go off
10:04What are you like that?
10:05How did that happen?
10:07Has anyone actually checked to see if Catherine is really a chef?
10:11Pour some soup into your bowls there, Tommy
10:12Yeah, go on, go get the bread out of the thing
10:15We're just having a heart attack
10:16For the second time in a month, I've caused havoc in the kitchen
10:19It might be safer next time to order in
10:22I think you had the hob on
10:24I had it on there over that one
10:26Are you sure about that, Catherine?
10:27Or did you cook the other pan by accident?
10:29Our soup is freezing cold
10:31It is
10:33If we were having that
10:35If it was in that, it would be roasted
10:37But it wasn't in there
10:38So it's ice cold
10:40Show us the bacon paper
10:43Catherine, can you look through it?
10:45Peek-a-boo
10:57TV experts on the way
10:59Such as this entertainment reporter Craigie B
11:02What he doesn't know about showbiz
11:03Just isn't worth knowing
11:05Break out the girl power
11:07Because I've got hugely exciting news
11:08It's regarding Victoria Beckham
11:11The one and only former posh spies
11:13But what will spice up this report?
11:18Find out after the break
11:32Welcome back
11:34Cock-ups from TV experts now
11:36And before the break
11:37I asked
11:38What will spice up this report?
11:40Shall we find out?
11:42It's regarding Victoria Beckham
11:44The one and only former posh spies
11:47In another life, of course
11:49Hang on
11:52I think my tooth is about to fall out
11:55Uh-oh
11:57Craigie!
11:59Craigie!
12:00Are you OK?
12:02No, I'm not
12:02My tooth
12:03What did you do?
12:05Did you bite into something?
12:07I did
12:09I can't believe it
12:11I can't believe it either
12:15We've lost a tooth, people
12:17It's 8.33
12:18We've lost a tooth
12:23Richard Arnold
12:24Our very own TV expert
12:27As a Netflix exclusive
12:28He's cordially inviting us
12:30To his very own
12:31Bridgerton balls up
12:33Season 3 part 2
12:35Is almost upon us
12:36Fans have been stressfully
12:37Waiting for the second half
12:37Of season 3 to come out
12:38And yesterday
12:39Netflix sent everyone
12:40Into a tizzy
12:40By releasing the trailer
12:41For part 2 of said season
12:43And just to wet your lady down
12:44Whistle
12:46Your lady down
12:47Whistle down
12:48Anyway, that's out there forever
12:52Richard, that sounds too raunchy
12:54Even for Bridgerton
12:55No, no, no
12:55It's going to suddenly go sour
12:56I'll leave now
12:57Garage for Richard
13:02Entertainment expert Ria Hebden
13:04Is helping Lorraine find something to watch
13:06And they are all great recommendations
13:08But not quite what Lorraine is after
13:10But if you're looking for something a little bit lighter
13:13Alan Carr's Changing Ends
13:14We absolutely love him
13:16This is such a lovely comedy drama
13:19About his actual life
13:21And how challenging it was
13:23Growing up
13:23Oh, this is great
13:24With his lovely dad
13:25Who was the professional football manager
13:28Oh, there's wee doggies over there
13:29Do you know what it is?
13:32It's a border terror?
13:33A border terrorist is so apt
13:35It's not Angus
13:36It's not Angus
13:37I know
13:38Forget the telly
13:39Lorraine just wants to watch the dogs
13:41I know
13:42They're just having a little chat
13:43Aren't they
13:43Letting us know
13:43I don't know
13:44A frank and full discussion
13:46With the dogs
13:47And later there will be a frank and full discussion
13:50Over who had the idea to go live outside
13:55On this morning
13:56Dr. Rangan Chatterjee
13:57Is there to talk about his latest book
13:59Which promises to lead to a calmer, happier you
14:02So why is Vernon so stressed out?
14:05But the other big thing I think
14:06That we get wrong guys
14:07Is that we confuse happiness with success
14:10Right
14:10Many of us think we're chasing
14:12I'm going to have to interject you there
14:13Because we've got to go to the local weather
14:14Which is a hard count
14:15Which means we've got to do it in about four seconds
14:17Well the book is available
14:18Thank you very much for coming
14:18Here's the weather wherever you are in the country
14:20It's good to talk
14:22It's good to talk
14:22But don't talk for too long
14:26Perhaps Vernon needs this
14:28Here exercise expert Lena
14:30Is demonstrating the latest craze
14:32Of puppy yoga
14:33I'm feeling more relaxed already
14:36As much yoga as you like
14:37It's all up to you
14:38Okay David's taking the cuddle path
14:40So can you show me how to combine
14:43I'm very zen right now
14:44But I think someone is a little too zen
14:48I think we're going
14:49Oh no
14:50Oh no
14:50I think we've got a toilet coming
14:51We're dropping
14:53We're dropping
14:53We're dropping
14:53We're dropping
14:54We've got a toilet situation
14:55Come on
14:58Anyone got a bag?
15:16It's less downward facing dog
15:17And more downward facing long
15:19Just keep going
15:21I'll sort this out
15:22It's still going
15:25Well if you will call your show today
15:28Extra, extra is what you get
15:30Get some zen
15:31It's like an ice cream machine
15:33Thank you guys
15:35There we go
15:37Lena what are you feeding these dogs before the class?
15:39Sorry I can't
15:40Oh please don't eat it
15:42No okay
15:43I bet this never happens to Gwynny Paltrow
15:56Cockups on entertainment shows
15:58Now as we join Ant and Dec recording a link with their crew in South Africa
16:02The Australian crew make them do their links live so everyone can go home on time
16:08And as their first mornin arrived they were woken by the crow
16:12Crow?
16:13Crow?
16:14Crow?
16:14Crow?
16:14Crow?
16:15Cry?
16:16Cry?
16:17If at first you don't succeed cry cry again
16:20Better
16:24Infra Penny are in Chester but if Stephen's not careful we'll be seeing a lot more than his loose change
16:29You fly still in time
16:31Stephen
16:31We almost saw your magic wand
16:34They're all laughing behind the cameras because they think I'm going to be embarrassed
16:37Or do you know what?
16:39I'm not
16:41Cheeky
16:43Love Island and in every episode there's always the iconic catchphrase that cancels the cracking on and gets everyone's attention
16:51I've got a text
16:53Oh no
16:54I think my phone's too hot it says shutting down
16:58Too hot for Love Island
17:03Unforgivable where Mel's guests reveal the worst things they've ever done but co-host Lou wants to reveal something of
17:09her own
17:10I'm going to be summarizing by doing a shakespeare's sonnet. I love that
17:16To compare thee to a doctor is not
17:22A little extract there for the front row
17:24Is she wearing any pants?
17:28Lou the whole of your backside was revealed there
17:32Well Lou was doing Shakespeare perhaps you were just giving the audience her bottom
17:37Oh it was lit it was literally up there
17:39It got hoiked on your um
17:41God
17:42On your um
17:43Fucking last series
17:44Something
17:45It was brilliant
17:46I sort of think it worked
17:48I love the looseness
17:51It's David Mitchell's Outsiders where comedians Guz Khan and Judy Love are competing as a pair to win survival challenges
17:59But will they survive each other?
18:02Yeah
18:02Chris talks a lot of
18:08That's why he'd be talking
18:09That's why he'd be talking
18:14Guz! Don't hold back! What do you really think?
18:20I'm just trying to not digest
18:22Don't really don't really
18:24What was that song?
18:26You
18:29Poor Judy, only did this show to get some fresh air
18:32Yeah
18:33You have to re-play that camera mate
18:34Yes
18:35Reposition it to another county
18:37Throw it away
18:38If that
18:39Listen
18:40We are the most fartiest couple
18:46And on Nevermind the Buzzcocks
18:48Host Greg Davies shows that there's one task he can't master
18:52And that's reading this question about Peter Andre
18:54Or C
18:56Showing off in front of the
18:59I'm sorry
19:01Professional
19:03Or was it C?
19:04Showing off in front of the
19:07It's what Peter was doing that makes me laugh
19:09Yeah
19:10Okay
19:11D
19:11Showing off in front of the crew
19:13Peter tried to do that dance move
19:15Where you hold your leg up and jump through
19:16It
19:26Oh dear
19:27One more time, I'm so sorry
19:29I'm so sorry
19:34But he fell into a World War One memorial fountain
19:40Success!
19:41And the audience give a cheer of pride
19:43Or is that just relief?
19:46I hope you're watching this mum
19:55Thanks to all the stars and production teams who shared their funny mistakes with us tonight
19:59Before we go, let's take a moment to appreciate Richard Maidley
20:03He's an author, an agony uncle, and most importantly, the other half to Judy
20:08But I don't think he'll be getting a job in a phone shop anytime soon
20:12I'm going to show you how to do that
20:13Obviously open your phone, go to the main menu page and click on your camera, okay?
20:18Open the camera
20:19Point the camera there at the QR code and a little yellow kind of widget will come up at the
20:26bottom
20:26Press, oh it's gone
20:27We'll do it again, just a minute
20:29You can do it Richard
20:31I'm going to go back in again
20:32There we go
20:33And you press that and you take the picture and then it will basically open up
20:38It's, oh hang on, I'll do one more
20:39No, it keeps going, I knew this would happen
20:41Yes, I think I knew it would happen too
20:44We'll take a picture
20:45There we go
20:47Guys, T-Rex would have done better
20:50Oh Richard, I know this campaign is all about pledging time, but I think you're pledging it in the wrong
20:55place
20:56Well anyway, you press the yellow button
20:59And do it quite quickly, otherwise it goes away
21:01That's what was my mistake that I was too busy talking
21:03Okay
21:03Do the yellow button
21:05And then you get all the options will come up on the screen
21:07And what you, how you can donate
21:09How many minutes you can donate
21:10Hand it over, hand it over, let's see
21:12That's it, Charlotte to the rescue
21:14There we go, so we go into the camera
21:17You go quite far away from there
21:19Click on that
21:21Oh, it's normal food, you're in portrait mode
21:23That's right
21:24There you go
21:24Click on it
21:25And it comes up with how much would you like to pledge
21:28So there we go
21:29And it's got the total there as well
21:31So shall I hand it back to you
21:32There you go
21:33Well done
21:35We love you Richard
21:36Don't ever change
21:37Thanks for watching
21:38And good night
21:41APPLAUSE
22:09Thank you
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