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00:24You
00:30Can't stop with this kryptonite
00:32Dirty girls
00:34Won't listen to that
00:35Ticking clock
00:37Oh no
00:39Ooh, I think they know you
00:42But I know better
00:46You're superhuman
00:48Ooh, so super clear
00:52You made me feel so
00:54Superhuman when you made me
00:56You're the answer for human
00:59You're the
01:00So super clear
01:02You made me feel so good and make my body fly
01:20You're playing baby
01:23Where you can't fly
01:24Rainbow flags and glitter bombs
01:27Loaded guns
01:29And ready point that
01:31Big, big clock
01:32Oh no
01:37Ooh, I think they know you
01:40But I know better
01:43You're superhuman
01:46So super clear
01:50You're the
01:50You're the
01:55You're the
01:57You're the
01:57You're the
01:58So super clear
02:01You make me feel so good and make my body fly
02:22You're the
02:23You're the
02:23You're the
02:25You're the
02:26You're the
02:26You're the
02:28You're the
02:29You're the
02:30You're the
02:30You're the
02:30You're the
02:36You're the
02:47Hello, Krystal speaking.
02:49Ma, you know it's me.
02:51I do, but you need to know it's me.
02:53But I called you?
02:55Yes, but anyone could answer my phone.
02:59You're right.
03:00You and Paul do sound alike at times.
03:03Yeah, well, that won't be happening anymore,
03:06so no need to worry about that.
03:08Ma, did you and Paul end things?
03:10It was Anna McDonagh call.
03:13Amicable?
03:14Yeah, what you said.
03:16So, Adam, how's the early moon going?
03:19I was just about to ask that,
03:22but I'm still confused about the concept of an early moon.
03:26It's just like a pre-wedding honeymoon
03:28so everyone can feel relaxed and ready to go for the big day.
03:33So, are you relaxed and ready?
03:37Uh...
03:38Not really.
03:40I mean, Gabe is still, like, really stressed
03:42about all the wedding plans and his new play that's coming up,
03:46so much so that he can't even stay up long enough for us to...
03:51Well...
03:52You know.
03:54Sexy time.
03:57Yes, well, that.
04:00Maybe it's time to come home.
04:02I hate to say this, but I think you might be right.
04:06Can you say that again?
04:08I might be right.
04:10Ah, yes, yes.
04:11Oh, you're so right.
04:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:13Get over yourself.
04:14Huh.
04:14See you later.
04:24This spa is so good.
04:27Mmm, the spa is nice, but...
04:32What's wrong?
04:33Too hot?
04:34I can turn it down?
04:35I love the spa.
04:37And the temperature of the spa.
04:40I've just been thinking.
04:42No.
04:44You're having second thoughts about the wedding.
04:46No, no, no, no, no, no.
04:47I love you, and I love that we're getting married soon.
04:51I was just wondering, if it's okay with you,
04:54maybe we could cut this early moon a little short?
04:58Really?
05:00I thought you were having a good time.
05:02I was.
05:04Why, I mean, I am.
05:05I just think there's just so much still to do with the wedding.
05:09Maybe it might be a little bit...
05:12less stressful if we were at home.
05:15You've noticed my stress about the play.
05:19A little bit.
05:20And it's not because I fell asleep on you,
05:22because, like, right before I did,
05:24you were looking so hot.
05:26So hot.
05:28I know I did, but no.
05:30I mean, we've had some time away,
05:32and I know how much you enjoy
05:34to be surrounded by your things,
05:36a.k.a. you're a really expensive stationery
05:38and highlighters.
05:40This is why I love you.
05:42Mmm, I love you too.
05:47Well, can we go today?
05:50Today?
05:51Uh, of course.
05:53What, you mean, like, right now?
05:55Well, I mean, like, after the spa.
05:57Yes, Dave, you can enjoy the spa
05:59for a little bit longer before we go home.
06:01Great!
06:03I'm coming back.
06:05Yeah.
06:23Hello, you.
06:25Where the fuck have you been?
06:27Uh, well, I could say the same thing about you.
06:32You didn't call last week.
06:34You call me at the same time every week.
06:36Yeah, I told you it was because I was on my early moon.
06:41Oh.
06:42I thought you were joking.
06:44I wasn't, and I did.
06:46But, you know, thank you for asking how it all went.
06:49Okay, so how was it?
06:51Yeah, we had a really good time.
06:53It was nice enough.
06:54But I'm, like, I'm really worried
06:57about how much this wedding is all costing.
06:59Like, we might even have to move into my mum's place
07:02just to save some.
07:04Are you sure that's a good idea?
07:06Oh.
07:07We don't have much choice.
07:10But, you know, it'll work out for Theo
07:12because he's been keen to travel for a long time.
07:15Ah, yes, how is Theodore?
07:17He's actually been getting a lot of sexy time of late.
07:21Oh, you slutbag.
07:23Oh, well, not with me.
07:27You know, I didn't ever tell you this,
07:29but I think I was in love with him for a little bit.
07:33Ew, what? Really?
07:35No!
07:36I'm just fucking with you.
07:37That's gross.
07:39Ha, ha, ha.
07:41Have you booked any dates yet for the Bucks party?
07:44I would love to book my flights early,
07:46save some money if I can.
07:48Hold your horses.
07:50I'm almost there.
07:51I'll have something booked by tomorrow.
07:52Just, you know, there's only so many minutes in a day.
07:56OK, Grandpa catchphrases much?
07:58And, hey, look,
07:59I'm really sorry that we couldn't cover for the flights.
08:03Um, I mean, at this point,
08:05I'm not even sure we're going to have enough for a wedding cake.
08:08My hands are tied.
08:09Why don't you start an OnlyFans page?
08:13You can call it Hairy Leg Twink.
08:15Why is it that every time that I get on a call with you,
08:19I end up regretting it immediately?
08:22Hey, no, I thought your biggest regret
08:23was when you, uh, didn't say hello to Troye Sivan
08:26when you saw him at Melbourne Central.
08:27Oh, oh, oh, no.
08:30No.
08:31I can't believe you remember that.
08:33That, uh, that still haunts me to this day.
08:37Oh!
08:41Yeah.
08:41What do you think we should do next?
08:44Like, a bit more of a, uh, like...
08:45I'm thinking...
08:46Let's revolve.
08:47Let's revolve.
08:48Yeah, if you jump, jump in there.
08:50Get that backlight going.
08:52OK.
08:54Um...
08:54So you're saying you wanted to get some clowny ones?
08:57I can do that.
08:58Terrific.
08:58Let's see it.
09:00Yeah.
09:02Nice, nice.
09:06All right.
09:07OK.
09:09We have over 200 shots now,
09:11so surely there's one you can use?
09:13Oh, my agent told me that I need four options.
09:16I'm sure we have 40 options now.
09:21Oh, have you seen the film yet?
09:23Oh, I haven't had a chance.
09:25I'm not great with scary films.
09:26Spike is already auditioning actors for his new film.
09:29Come on!
09:30Gabe is super happy that we have a filmmaker to shoot the wedding.
09:34Spike has some really interesting ideas.
09:36I'm still trying to think of a good wedding gift for you guys.
09:40Honestly, don't stress too much about it.
09:42No!
09:44This might sound weird,
09:46but I really want to give you guys the best gift out of everyone.
09:51And why would you need to do that?
09:55I...
09:58I've always struggled to find my place in life.
10:02Now I have this gift as an actor,
10:04thanks to you introducing me to Spike.
10:07It's been a great gift to my life,
10:09and now I'd like to top that for you.
10:13Oh, that's very sweet.
10:16Oh, maybe you could set up an interview with Vogue magazine?
10:19That would make us even.
10:21Vogue US or UK?
10:25It was a joke.
10:26I'm joking.
10:27Oh, okay.
10:28Let's finish up here.
10:29Oh, okay.
10:30You sure you don't want that?
10:32I could get that.
10:50Adam.
10:51Yes!
10:52Last time I checked.
10:53Munro.
10:54Nice to meet you.
10:56Likewise.
10:57Take a seat.
10:59Can I get you a water or a kombucha or a non-alcoholic cocktail?
11:03I'm fine, but thank you.
11:05Okey-dokey.
11:06Let's get into it.
11:07So I just want to say that I'm a huge fan of your work
11:10and condolences on Single Out.
11:13You know, the team here at Pump absolutely love that magazine.
11:17I personally used to grab every issue.
11:19I really appreciate that, Mr Munro.
11:21Sorry, just Munro.
11:23Not Mr Munro, because that's your first name.
11:26Yeah, we had some good times for sure.
11:29Well, I come bearing great news
11:31and there'll be more good times ahead.
11:34That's very exciting.
11:35What do you have in mind?
11:37We want you and your team to be the head of our new campaign.
11:41We think your work suits our style.
11:46Munro.
11:47Yes.
11:48This will be our first campaign outside Canada
11:51and we're targeting the Aussie market,
11:53but predominantly the queer Aussie market
11:55and that's why we want you
11:57as our campaign head photographer.
12:00Sounds amazing.
12:02Thank you so much for this opportunity.
12:05Awesome.
12:05I'm going to give you some stock
12:07to get started with some inspiration.
12:10Yeah, that'd be nice.
12:12Can I keep them?
12:13Absolutely.
12:14So we'll talk to your team next week
12:16and we'll work out a strategy moving forward.
12:18My team?
12:21I usually work solo,
12:22so what were we thinking I needed a team for out of curiosity?
12:27This is a huge campaign across multiple platforms
12:30with a big investment.
12:32You've got a team, haven't you?
12:34Yes.
12:36My team.
12:36Of course.
12:37I have a team of people that do...
12:42team stuff.
12:43Team stuff, great.
12:44I'm excited to see your vision.
12:46Great.
12:47And all of a sudden,
12:48he's asking me for a team.
12:49I don't have a team.
12:50I work solo.
12:52So, are you free?
12:53No, look, Adam.
12:54Look, I'm sorry.
12:54I just, I can't take any more risks.
12:56But it's not taking a risk.
12:58Like, the money's really good
13:00and it could lead to bigger and better things.
13:01I know this just looks like a florist,
13:03but it's so much more than that.
13:05We do so much more than math.
13:08I'm not really one for guessing games,
13:10but seeing as how much more it is
13:12than just selling flowers,
13:14why don't you enlighten me?
13:16Well, we sell...
13:19we sell happiness.
13:23Playing slowly with your left eye
13:24if you're in any danger.
13:29No, look, Adam, my boss is here, okay?
13:32And she respects me
13:33and she cares about my well-being.
13:35You just don't know what it's like
13:37to be in a workplace
13:37where someone actually thinks
13:39you're an important part of the team.
13:40Okay, Ange.
13:41But if you change your mind,
13:43the offer still stands.
13:46Hey, Ange!
13:48I'm so sorry to interrupt,
13:49but I can't help but notice
13:50that this conversation
13:51has less to do with work
13:53and more about you
13:54pursuing a different career path.
13:56Oh, no, no, no.
13:57It's not like that.
13:58I'm all about supporting
13:59the women and their career goals,
14:01but not
14:02if you're gonna screw me over
14:04and leave me short-staffed.
14:05Oh, no, no, no.
14:06I would never.
14:07I have my own personal needs
14:08and I would like to not be here
14:1024-7
14:11if I can bloody help it.
14:13Yeah, understood.
14:14I was just showing...
14:15Is it too much to ask
14:16that once a week
14:17I get to wake up at lunch
14:19and be lazy
14:20while I slowly nibble away
14:22at the pineapples
14:23on my leftover Hawaiian pizza?
14:26I know that sounds oddly Pacific,
14:28but I just really love pineapples.
14:31Do you know what I'm trying to say?
14:32Oddly enough, I actually do.
14:34Can you excuse me
14:35for just one second?
14:36When do I start?
14:38Hmm.
14:44Hey, Sunshine.
14:46What are you doing here?
14:49Come to see you, of course.
14:51Want your job back?
14:52Uh, not today.
14:54You know, I remember
14:54when you first started,
14:55you were so nervous.
14:57I was?
14:58Maybe just a little.
14:59And, you know,
14:59then Gabe started a week later.
15:01Oh, yeah.
15:02I forgot about that.
15:03You know,
15:04I really miss those days.
15:06Yeah, I...
15:06Could you just give me one?
15:08Oh, sure.
15:08It's so good to see you.
15:13If you take a picture of me,
15:14I will never speak to you again.
15:17So, how you been?
15:20Fantastic.
15:22Why haven't you been
15:23answering my calls?
15:25What part of mental breakdown
15:27was I unclear about?
15:29I don't see the point
15:32in having meaningless conversations
15:34about why the magazine failed
15:36and how it's all my fault.
15:38You know, I...
15:40It's getting old.
15:42And besides,
15:42you're doing fine without me.
15:44I see your chatty posts.
15:46Like...
15:47I always knew you'd make it.
15:50Hold up.
15:51Before you cry,
15:52let me just correct you
15:54by saying undoubtedly
15:55that it was not your fault
15:57and I'm not fine without you.
16:00I actually need your help
16:01with something big.
16:03Is that a...
16:04euphemism?
16:05Because I'll have you know
16:06I'm very happy with Spike.
16:07Very happy.
16:08It's very flattering.
16:09Seriously?
16:10I've got a job for you.
16:11It's a big campaign
16:13for pump underwear
16:13and if all goes well
16:15we might finally have
16:16something creative
16:16to work on again.
16:18I already have Ange on board
16:19but I really need you
16:21to manage everything
16:22and keep us on schedule.
16:25I can't do this alone.
16:28Will he say yes?
16:31I need some time
16:33to process
16:34this information.
16:36Is that a yes?
16:37I need some time
16:38to process.
16:40That sounds like a yes to me.
16:41I need some time
16:43to process.
16:45Hmm.
16:46Think about it.
16:49Go away!
17:03Push it away
17:05to push you away
17:07Just get away
17:09before it's away
17:11Push it away
17:13to push you away
17:15Just get away
17:17before it's away
17:19Push it away
17:21to push you away
17:23Just get away
17:25before it's away
17:26Push it away
17:29to push you away
17:31Just get away
17:33I hope that we can go out
17:36on our own
17:37and make some of the work.
17:38Alright.
17:40Why are we here?
17:41I have some big news.
17:45We know.
17:46Who told you?
17:48Mark, you texted us
17:49this morning
17:50I have big news?
17:52With two exclamation marks
17:53actually, so.
17:55Okay, well
17:56don't freak out.
17:58It may come
17:59as a bit of a shock
18:00at first.
18:01You're not sick, are you?
18:03Oh, no, no, no, no
18:04nothing like that.
18:05No, my breasts
18:06are checked in well
18:07thanks to you, Adam.
18:13Can we move on, please?
18:15I'm selling the house.
18:17What?
18:18When?
18:19Before the end of the year
18:21I'm out.
18:23You're out?
18:25Okay.
18:26But why?
18:27Because it's time
18:29for me to move on
18:30and fulfil my lifelong dream
18:32of living in my own apartment.
18:34Since when
18:35was that your lifelong dream?
18:37Since a few months ago.
18:39So a few months long dream.
18:42Does your lifelong dream
18:43include making me homeless?
18:45No.
18:45You wanted to get married
18:47and that usually
18:48eventuates in you
18:50moving in with
18:50the person you are marrying.
18:53Yeah,
18:53but I haven't found
18:55anything yet.
18:56Everything is too
18:57expensive to rent
18:58and I don't have the time
18:59to find something.
19:00Time is just
19:02a man-made contrast.
19:05Construct.
19:06Okay,
19:07construct.
19:08Look,
19:10it'll all work out
19:11in the end,
19:12trust me.
19:14Oh no.
19:16Oh no.
19:19We'll make
19:20things in love with you
19:22Let me know better
19:25You're sick of humour
19:27I'm so sick of fear
19:30You make me feel so
19:33superhuman
19:34I'm so sick of fear
19:41You make me feel so good
19:45and make my body cry
19:47Even if you love me
19:51I'm so sorry
19:59I'm so sick of throwing
20:00Ober offers
20:00You make me feel so
20:01Even if you feel so
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