00:28Sì
00:30Scab legion is occupying this place
00:34Hey, I'm assuming that's you downstairs
00:36Yes, it's me, being me
00:40Good, keep doing what you're doing
00:42You're a very good distraction
00:45The scabs are leaving the platform
00:47This is my chance to rescue Worldcreen
00:49Can you see him?
00:52No, but the SOS signal is coming from the train on the platform
00:55Turned into a train?
00:58I'm going in
00:59Wait, I'm almost at the platform
01:01Don't do anything stupid
01:02That's my job
01:06Get her on the train and don't hurt her
01:08He'll want her alive
01:11Worldcreen's not here
01:15Crab
01:18Frusters
01:18In a train with thrusters?
01:22Any news?
01:24Not really
01:25Worldcreen's not here
01:26Worldcreen is trapped on a runaway train from Jenga's staff
01:29But I'm grinding down the track after it
01:30Jumping over bombs being hurled my way
01:32Okay
01:34Carry on
01:40Can't let that train get out of my sights
01:49Back on attacks
01:52Oh yeah, those thrusters don't look too safe
01:55A few bullets in it, family
01:57Could create a nice fireworks
02:01Scratch
02:05I need to get a beat on those thrusters
02:07That'll slow the train down
02:13Holy shit
02:14See you later, suckers
02:16One down, two to go
02:19A train car just landed outside our base
02:22Correct
02:24I bet you had something to do with it
02:26Correct
02:27I assume
02:28Overcam is in another car
02:30Correct
02:32Actually, I don't know
02:33You might want to go check the wreckage
02:35Oh no
02:39Yeah, that's the ticket
02:44Doesn't look for another route
03:09I need to stop this thing
03:25No more
03:31Real cream is in a garbage truck
03:33But they didn't know where
03:34Garbage truck, huh?
03:35The whole garbage system is automated
03:37The trucks are equipped with GPS transmitters
03:39If you come back to our base
03:40I might be able to figure out a way
03:41To track it down
03:44Okay, cool
03:44I'm on my way
03:46Wait
03:47How do we communicate with Sam
03:49When neither of us is holding a phone?
03:51Uh, you know
03:53Technology
03:54Technology
03:56Let's not complicate things
03:57By poking holes
03:58In the way we deliver the story
03:59Okay?
04:01Oh
04:01Okay, then
04:02I'm gonna go back to the base
04:04And be magically gone
04:05By the time you have control
04:06Fine by me
04:07That's not weird at all
04:18Now, if I was a tree-dwelling hillbilly
04:21Where would I keep my computer?
04:22He's got you, you Fizco, son of a bitch
04:29I'm not from Fizco
04:30What do I look like?
04:31An asshole?
04:32Well, maybe not a Fizco, asshole
04:35But I'm gonna shoot you anyway
04:37Just to be sure
04:38Wait
04:39Listen
04:39I'm not Fizco
04:40I'm just here to steal computer parts from
04:42Perhaps you think you were gonna do that
04:44But I got this here gun
04:46Yeah
04:46I got guns, too
04:48Damn
04:49But how do I know you can use them?
04:52I'm an American
04:54I can use a cocky son of a bitch like you
04:56Looks good on camera
04:58I need footage for my new show
05:00Get out there and show me what you can do
05:02Don't worry about dying
05:04That looks good on camera, too
05:06Thanks
05:07But I wasn't already creeped out enough by you
05:12Well, I got cameras all over that warehouse down there
05:14If you're as good as you say, we should get some great footage
05:18Sweet
05:19I always wanted to star in the Redneck Running Man
05:46Welcome to Buck National vs. the Apocalypse
05:55My audience has very discriminating tastes
05:58So you gotta do exactly as I say
06:08Grab him
06:19Got something new for you
06:33Let's get something a little more awesome
06:36Just smash this switch with your back
06:41And this is gonna be awesome
06:43While M.O.D. are sizzling
06:45Allow me to present to you
06:47Buck National's
06:50Pain Train
06:56Pain Train
06:57Pain Train
06:58Pain Train incoming
07:03Doggy
07:06Jump high and cut him down
07:16Show me something even crazier this time
07:27Got something new for you
07:29Got something new for you
07:46Hit the switch to calm the train
07:48And flame the fear comes the pain train
07:52Here comes the pain train
07:59Here comes the pain train
07:59Here go, you too
08:09Show me something even crazier this time
08:12Show me something even crazier this time
08:24Grazie a tutti.
08:53Grazie a tutti.
09:19Grazie a tutti.
09:49Grazie a tutti.
