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00:07From Studio 6B and Rockefeller Center in the Heart of New York City,
00:12it's the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon.
00:17Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests, Johnny Knoxville,
00:20Dwayne Wade, musical guest, Bill Scott,
00:24and featuring the legendary Ruth Cruz.
00:30And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
00:42Thank you very much, hey!
00:44Thank you!
00:47Thank you very much, hey!
00:51Thank you very much!
00:53Hey, how you doing?
00:55Okay.
01:02Come on, that's what I got him out!
01:04Yes!
01:05Thank you very much.
01:06Welcome, everybody.
01:07Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:10You're here.
01:10You made it.
01:13Thank you for watching at home fun show tonight.
01:16Let's get to some news first.
01:17Well, guys, this is big.
01:19Today, the White House asked Congress to give them $200 billion in additional funding for the war in Iran.
01:25Yeah, $200 billion.
01:27President Trump heard and was like,
01:29Iran must be getting one hell of a ballroom.
01:32That's ballroom money.
01:35Of course, the war continues to drive up oil prices,
01:38but today, Trump downplayed it, saying that he actually expected them to be worse.
01:42Although, it wasn't a great sign that he said that from the back of an Uber pool.
01:47Meanwhile, Vice President J.D. Vance just admitted that gas prices will keep going up.
01:52And this was odd.
01:53He actually explained the whole situation using a bunch of his own popular internet memes.
01:57Like, take a look.
01:58He said,
02:14Then added,
02:15And I understand we all want to go back to the olden days.
02:20You know, when prices weren't making us so sad and angry.
02:24But, in the end, gas prices will lower and everyone will be popping champagne.
02:31And saying,
02:32Thank you, Mr. President.
02:34There you go.
02:35That was a very interesting statement.
02:37That's our Vice President.
02:38Say that.
02:41Yeah, the big story is still the ongoing war in Iran.
02:44Trump asked all the NATO countries to send ships to help him unblock the Strait of Hormuz,
02:49but he's not getting a lot of positive responses.
02:51Let's take a minute to do a roll call
02:53and see how each country replied to Trump.
02:57UK?
02:58No.
02:59Finland?
03:00No.
03:01Norway?
03:02No way.
03:03Trump was like,
03:04I'm okay.
03:05Germany?
03:06No.
03:07Iceland?
03:08No.
03:09Spain?
03:10Hard pass.
03:11Trump was like,
03:12But I need gas.
03:13Sweden said,
03:14Bad idea.
03:15Trump said,
03:15I'll invade Ikea.
03:17Italy said,
03:18We're not starting.
03:19Can I still have Olive Garden?
03:20France said,
03:21Sorry, it's not happening.
03:22What'd you just say?
03:23I was napping.
03:24Latvia said,
03:25Won't go far.
03:26You're lucky I don't know where you are.
03:28Another no.
03:29Estonia?
03:30Wow, I'm getting lonely, bruh.
03:32Hungary and Luxembourg.
03:34Those two just flipped me the bird.
03:36Denmark, Turkey, Belgium,
03:37two screw you and you,
03:39and also you.
03:40Poland, Greece,
03:40and all the rest.
03:41I can't believe you all swipe left.
03:55I don't know where.
03:56If you're watching at home,
03:57I don't know where you are,
03:58how to swipe left.
03:59Yeah, too much math for me.
04:01Get this to combat high oil prices.
04:04Trump has temporarily waived the Jones Act,
04:06which affects U.S. shipping.
04:08Now, if you don't understand the Jones Act,
04:09don't worry,
04:10because very few people have heard of the Jones Act.
04:12So, we actually put together this educational video.
04:15Hey!
04:16Today, we're going to learn about the Jones Act
04:18by using an acronym and a mnemonic device.
04:21The acronym is SHIPS, of course.
04:23S-H-I-P-S.
04:26Sending heavy industrial products.
04:30Sailing!
04:30That's SHIPS.
04:32You still with me?
04:33Good.
04:33Because the next one's even easier.
04:35It's a mnemonic to learn the details of the Jones Act.
04:38The Jones Act is
04:39domestic maritime transport compliance,
04:42whereby cargo moved between designated U.S. ports
04:45must, under applicable conditions,
04:47be carried on vessels constructed in the U.S.,
04:49owned by U.S. interests,
04:51documented under U.S. flag,
04:52and crewed primarily by U.S. citizens
04:54or permanent residents,
04:55unless a waiver is issued for national defense,
04:58operational necessity,
04:59or other limited executive determinations
05:02with costs, routing, availability,
05:04and regional dependency,
05:05all affecting how the requirement functions.
05:08So sing it with me.
05:09Here we go.
05:36Oh, my God.
05:40Who is that guy?
05:41I don't know. He's brilliant.
05:42Yeah, he's not.
05:43Yeah.
05:44Oh, no, no, no, no.
05:44Oh, now I am!
05:52Thank you, J. Michael.
05:53Good to see you.
05:53No, no, no, no.
05:56Boy, don't get him.
05:57No.
06:00Bye, J. Michael, everybody.
06:01Good to see you, buddy.
06:06Bye.
06:08He's lost his mind.
06:09Now I know the Joe's there.
06:10We've lost our minds here, yeah.
06:13Well, switching gears,
06:14everybody is excited about this.
06:15Today, March Madness officially began.
06:17That's right.
06:20And there was already a big upset
06:22with High Point University beating Wisconsin.
06:25Oh.
06:26Yeah.
06:26In the tournament,
06:27the teams go from 64 to 32 to 16 to 8 to 4,
06:32or as it's also known,
06:33Trump's approval rating.
06:34Go.
06:36Yeah, March Madness has tipped off,
06:37and I noticed that during the games,
06:39each team usually gets there
06:40to air a commercial for their school.
06:42You probably got to see them before.
06:43For example, here's an ad
06:45for number three seed, Virginia.
06:46The University of Virginia,
06:48located in beautiful Charlottesville,
06:51a place for scholarship,
06:53a place of excellence,
06:54with world-class professors
06:56and state-of-the-art research facilities.
06:59Come to UVA
07:00and learn what it means to be a Cavalier.
07:03We are Virginia.
07:05Yeah, nice.
07:06Oh, yeah.
07:07Yeah, it's cool.
07:07So, I mean, it's like that.
07:09Now, here's one for number 14 seed,
07:12Wright State.
07:13Watch this.
07:14Wright State,
07:16located in beautiful Connecticut
07:18or Maryland,
07:19maybe Iowa,
07:20a place that's Wright,
07:22a place that's state,
07:25with world-class Wright
07:27and state-of-the-art state.
07:29Come to Wright State
07:30and learn what it means to be
07:32a student at Wright State.
07:34We are Wright State.
07:36Wait, are we spelling that right?
07:37Er, right?
07:38Correct?
07:39Sorry.
07:40We don't know where they're...
07:42I don't know.
07:43I don't know if they're in the Wright State.
07:44Well, some entertainment news.
07:46Amazon just announced
07:47that their new reboot
07:48of the classic show
07:48American Gladiators
07:50premieres next month.
07:51That's going to be fun.
07:52I used to love American Gladiators,
07:54like Nitro, Turbo.
07:56Those guys were awesome.
07:57Tariq, were you a big fan?
07:58American Gladiator?
07:59Uh, no.
08:02How about you, Quest?
08:03Fan?
08:03Nah, man.
08:04It's too intense.
08:05Yeah.
08:06Oh.
08:06What about you, James?
08:09I know I could, Jimmy,
08:11because I was an American Gladiator.
08:13My Gladiator name was Hernia.
08:16My catchphrase was...
08:18My catchphrase was,
08:20time to make the donuts.
08:22This is what I looked like.
08:31But starring on a TV show
08:33wasn't enough to satisfy
08:34my lust for comedy.
08:37So I became an actual Gladiator.
08:39What?
08:40I went to the Coliseum,
08:43engaged the Roman in battle,
08:45and yelled,
08:45Are you not entertained?
08:48And then it turns out
08:49they haven't had a Gladiator
08:50for 1,622 years.
08:56And I had actually just beaten up
08:58a random Italian man.
09:00What?
09:01In fact,
09:02I brought that man here tonight
09:04so I could apologize to him
09:05in Italian.
09:08Mi DPSC Giovanni
09:10no ho mai
09:12luto farti del mel.
09:20That was...
09:21Wow.
09:22That was really...
09:23That's still beautiful.
09:24That was really touching.
09:25It was beautiful.
09:26Hernia, everybody.
09:26Hernia.
09:28Wow.
09:31Beautiful.
09:32Touching.
09:34And finally,
09:34I saw that Costco
09:35is selling a 2-foot-tall,
09:3710-pound chocolate Easter bunny.
09:39Oh.
09:40Eating is tough.
09:41You never know
09:42whether to start with the ears
09:43or the insulin.
09:44We have a great show.
09:45Give it up for
09:45The Ruinity, everybody.
09:47To the best of my knowledge,
09:48I guess that I'm fresh.
09:49When I'm manifest,
09:50I do what we're quest-o.
09:51What's going on?
09:52Let's go.
09:53It's the dawn.
09:54Come on.
09:56Oh, yeah!
10:00Oh!
10:03Hey, everyone.
10:03Marsh Madness is here,
10:05and one of my favorite things
10:06is when fans try to distract
10:08the other teams
10:09when they're shooting foul shots.
10:13It's hilarious.
10:14Yeah.
10:15Look at this one.
10:16It's Moses.
10:17He splits this.
10:18Is that genius or what?
10:20Yeah.
10:20Well, they get really...
10:22It's genius.
10:23They get really creative
10:25and fun with it.
10:26Well, we wanted to get in on that,
10:27okay?
10:28So we made this.
10:29Where is it?
10:30Okay, here we go.
10:32All right, so this is the...
10:33This is the Jimmy Fallon...
10:38It's the Jimmy Fallon googly eyes,
10:40okay?
10:40So now, if you want the other team
10:42to miss a free throw,
10:43just hold this up
10:45and shake it around,
10:46okay?
10:47And then get the googly eyes,
10:48do the work.
10:49And we actually also put a strap
10:50on a helmet here.
10:52Yeah.
10:52In case you want to just
10:54wear it
10:54and just dance.
10:55Yeah.
11:06So we're...
11:07It's very easy to wear.
11:08Yeah.
11:09No headache.
11:10We're going to be sending
11:11these out to the Xfinity Mobile Arena
11:14in Philadelphia tomorrow,
11:16okay?
11:16So if you're at the game,
11:18these are legit going
11:19to the arena tomorrow.
11:20If you're at the game
11:20and you see a giant head
11:21with googly eyes,
11:22pick it up,
11:23shake it up,
11:23go crazy.
11:24We want to see you.
11:25We want to see it
11:26on the camera.
11:27We want you to distract people.
11:29And if it's funny,
11:31we're going to put it
11:31on the show.
11:32Yeah.
11:33But the game's tomorrow.
11:37Boy.
11:38Yeah, the game's tomorrow.
11:40We have Virginia
11:42versus Wright State.
11:44Oh, there you go.
11:46They're the Wright State.
11:47Yeah.
11:47That's tomorrow
11:48at 1.50 p.m.
11:49We have Tennessee
11:50versus Miami.
11:51That's at 4.25 p.m.
11:53UCLA versus UCF
11:55at 7.25 p.m.
11:57And UConn versus Furman
11:59at 10 p.m.
12:00Whoa.
12:01Any of those games.
12:02Look for this.
12:03And when you see it,
12:05shake it and go crazy,
12:06baby!
12:14It also could work like...
12:16You could make it
12:17almost like a cornhole,
12:19right?
12:19Oh, wow.
12:20If you...
12:21Yeah.
12:22Made it there.
12:22And you just throw stuff at it,
12:24yeah.
12:24Yeah, you just...
12:24Maybe you cut out the mouth.
12:25You've got to put a hole in the mouth.
12:26You cut out the...
12:26Just careful.
12:27Never mind.
12:28Don't put a hole.
12:28Yeah, don't do it.
12:30Don't put a hole in the mouth.
12:31Never mind.
12:32Just...
12:32No, no.
12:33Sometimes I just...
12:35Cornhole!
12:35Use it like you're supposed to use it.
12:37Make it a charcuterie thing.
12:38Never mind that idea.
12:40Guys, it is the end of the week.
12:43Someone's going to make a cornhole game.
12:44Yeah, they are.
12:45And they're...
12:45I'm going to see it on the internet.
12:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:48You're going to see it on Reddit.
12:49Yeah, I love you.
12:50It's the end of the week.
12:51That's usually when I catch up
12:52with some personal stuff.
12:53I check my inbox,
12:54return some emails,
12:55and, of course,
12:55I send out thank you notes.
12:56And I was just running...
12:58I was just...
13:00They like me because I'm very courteous.
13:02Oh, they're very nice.
13:02Well, the thing is,
13:03I was running a little behind today.
13:05So I thought,
13:06if you guys wouldn't mind,
13:07I'd like to write out
13:07my weekly thank you notes right now.
13:09Is that okay?
13:14Uh, Hernia,
13:14can I get some thank you note
13:16writing music, please?
13:16Oh, yeah.
13:18There he is.
13:18Wow.
13:19That's Hernia from American Gladys.
13:20The real one.
13:21Yeah.
13:21The Hernia.
13:22Yeah, the Hernia.
13:23He'll sign autographs after the show.
13:25Yeah.
13:26With his bulge.
13:27Mm-hmm.
13:34Thank you,
13:34phone contact list,
13:36for containing 10 people
13:37I actually talked to
13:38and 100 people
13:39I forgot even existed.
13:40It's like, oh.
13:41He was...
13:43Larry Thinson.
13:44Yeah.
13:48Thank you,
13:49Trump's strategy
13:50with the Iran war
13:52for being just like
13:53families on Father's Day.
13:55No plans.
13:57Oh!
13:58You don't have any...
14:00What are we doing?
14:01We're just gonna wing it.
14:02Yeah.
14:07Thank you,
14:08Silk,
14:09for being the fanciest fabric
14:11to come out of a wormhole.
14:14Wow.
14:15Wow, that's what you're calling it?
14:16A wormhole?
14:17I didn't.
14:18Yes, I did.
14:19Yeah.
14:19Yeah.
14:19You just thought of that.
14:20That's correct.
14:21You're thinking of them.
14:21Oh, yeah, these aren't written.
14:22I'm thinking of them now.
14:23Yeah, you're thinking of them right now.
14:24Yeah.
14:27Thank you,
14:27Kraft American Cheese Singles,
14:29for being the Post-it Notes
14:31of the dairy world.
14:32Oh.
14:35Squat!
14:35They should make, like,
14:37edible ink.
14:37Yeah.
14:38To write notes
14:38on your grilled cheese.
14:39Yeah.
14:39Why not?
14:40Hey.
14:40Do something different,
14:41you know?
14:44Thank you,
14:45Handwritten Letters,
14:46for being the acoustic version
14:47of emails.
14:51Come on.
14:53No, no, I don't.
14:54Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
14:56Wow.
14:57You're being very nice.
14:58You're being very nice.
15:00That's pity applause.
15:01One guy's sitting in the front like,
15:02absolutely not.
15:05I refuse.
15:06You're not getting this smile.
15:07No way, man.
15:11Thank you, weeds,
15:13for giving me something
15:14to pull or whack
15:15in my front yard
15:15without getting arrested.
15:17Wow.
15:19Whoa, spicy.
15:22Wow.
15:22That's what you're calling it?
15:23Weeds?
15:24Okay.
15:26Pull or yank?
15:27Yeah.
15:28All right.
15:29I don't know if you're
15:29going to top that one.
15:31I think you're going to.
15:32Here we go.
15:35Thank you, Fun Socks,
15:37for letting my feet
15:38go through a midlife crisis.
15:39There you have it, everybody.
15:40Those are our thank you notes.
15:41We'll be right back
15:42with more Tonight Show.
15:43Come on back, everybody.
15:50We're getting dangerously close.
15:51Does the water spill over here?
15:53I don't know if it's water,
15:54by the way.
15:55Here we go.
15:56Here's an idea.
15:57One, two, three.
16:00Johnny, be careful.
16:02Johnny.
16:06Johnny Knoxville is here.
16:08That's a good one.
16:13Welcome back to the Tonight Show.
16:16We're about to play a game
16:19called Pop Quiz.
16:21Pop quiz.
16:23Pop quiz.
16:24Pop quiz.
16:26Our first contestant is veteran stuntman
16:29and actor, my pal,
16:31Johnny Knoxville is here.
16:32That is correct.
16:34That is correct.
16:35That is correct.
16:37His opponent is an NBA Hall of Famer
16:39and Miami Heat legend,
16:41Dwayne Wade.
16:42Pop quiz.
16:48Gentlemen,
16:49the pop quiz rules are simple.
16:51I will ask each of you questions,
16:52and if you answer correctly,
16:53your opponent is raised higher into the air.
16:56Read the razor-sharp tip of their hat
16:59closer to that giant balloon
17:01full of the Tonight Show mystery substance.
17:04Horse semen!
17:05You can't...
17:06That's not one of the questions.
17:08Oh, sorry.
17:08If you answer it wrong,
17:10you're raised higher.
17:12The first person to reach the top
17:13and pop their balloon loses.
17:15Here we go.
17:16Johnny, the first question will be to you.
17:20What are the names of the cartoon cat and mouse duo
17:24who are always chasing each other?
17:26Tom and Jerry.
17:28Oh, my, come on.
17:29That's easy.
17:37Hey, take me out first.
17:40You have no chance.
17:42Dwayne.
17:45The famous quote
17:46from the movie Jerry Maguire is,
17:48you had me at...
17:50Hello.
17:51Wow.
17:52Yes, that is correct.
17:53They're easy.
17:54Boom.
17:56Boom.
17:56These are easy.
17:57These are easy. Here we go.
18:03Light work.
18:04This game's getting me over fast.
18:06Light work.
18:06All right.
18:07I'm taller, so I get there a little quicker.
18:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:09I see you slungy.
18:11Smooshing your shoulders down a little bit.
18:13All right, Jimmy, ask me the next question.
18:15All right, here we go.
18:17Johnny Knoxville,
18:18the first YouTube video ever uploaded
18:20was titled what?
18:22Two Girls, One Cup.
18:23Hey, stop it, Johnny.
18:25No.
18:26Absolutely.
18:27No?
18:28Absolutely.
18:29Oh, come on.
18:30No, it was me.
18:32Maybe the first one you watched,
18:34but no, these...
18:35Me at the Zoo, of course,
18:38is the answer.
18:38That is incorrect, Johnny.
18:40Johnny, I'll remember what you remember.
18:44I had to wear these hats in school.
18:48Congratulations.
18:50Dwayne, which pop star
18:52sang the 2017 smash hit,
18:56Shape of You?
18:57Oh, well, thanks for the layup,
18:58because I said it on this show.
19:00It's one of my favorite songs.
19:02My friend, Ed Sheeran.
19:07I forgot you love Ed Sheeran.
19:09I forgot you love Ed Sheeran.
19:10Thank you all for that layup.
19:12You're giving him questions he's friends with?
19:14Well, I forgot.
19:15Jesus.
19:15I forgot he's friends with Ed Sheeran.
19:17I thought...
19:17I didn't know her.
19:18Here we go.
19:19Sorry, Johnny.
19:19This is like...
19:20Sorry.
19:25Johnny, I know that you don't know much about pop culture.
19:27This is why it's perfect.
19:29This is why I love this, dude.
19:31All right, ready?
19:32What is the number one stream song of all time on Spotify?
19:36Oh, well, I was just thinking about this question the other day.
19:41Billie Jean by Michael Jackson?
19:43That is no.
19:45It's Blinding Lights by The Weeknd.
19:46Johnny, you're going up.
19:47One more.
19:48Really?
19:52I'm about to get wet.
19:56I haven't heard that in a while.
19:59Oh.
20:00Dween, don't laugh.
20:02Don't encourage it.
20:03Don't encourage it.
20:04Dween.
20:05In tennis, what is the only Grand Slam tournament played on clay courts?
20:11This is why I think I know this.
20:15This Grand Slam is at the end of May.
20:18And my daughter's turning 19, and I'm actually sending her there for her birthday.
20:21And so it's the French Open in Paris.
20:23Oh, my God.
20:24That is correct.
20:28What a know-it-all.
20:32Johnny.
20:33Wait.
20:34We're getting dangerously close.
20:36Does the water spill over here?
20:38I don't know if it's water, by the way.
20:39Here we go.
20:41One, two, three.
20:44Dream us up.
20:45Johnny, be careful.
20:47Johnny.
20:48All right.
20:48There you go.
20:49All right.
20:49Perfect.
20:49Oh, my God.
20:50There you go.
20:50That's how you do it right there.
20:52Let's do it.
20:55That's why he gets paid the big.
20:58That's why he gets paid the big part.
21:02You need to pop it.
21:03Oh, my God.
21:05Oh, my goodness.
21:06Oh.
21:07Oh, my goodness.
21:09Getting the old Chuck Berry.
21:10Oh!
21:16There's a lot of water in there.
21:18I'm sorry.
21:19I don't know who's the prop guy on this, but.
21:24It won't end.
21:25It won't end.
21:26I'm so sorry, kid.
21:28Yeah, I can tell.
21:29Oh, my God.
21:31There's so much water.
21:33We're not trying to waterboard him.
21:35All right.
21:35Let's just get him to safety.
21:37All right, thanks to the one and only Johnny Knoxville.
21:43We'll be right back with more tonight.
21:54I thought we crushed it.
21:56Yeah.
21:56Yeah.
21:57What was your friend's name?
21:58Brian Reeves.
21:59Yeah, we talked to Brian, by the way.
22:01And we actually got our hands on the actual recording.
22:05I don't know if you've heard this since high school.
22:07Here's teenage Johnny Knoxville, this is real,
22:09singing Everything She Wants by Wham.
22:11Oh, God.
22:21Our first guest is a talented actor and very funny man.
22:25He's the host of Fear Factor, House of Fear,
22:28which airs a season finale on Wednesday, March 25th, on Fox
22:33and is available on Hulu the next day.
22:35Please welcome Johnny Knoxville!
22:45Oh, my God.
22:46That's what I'm talking about.
22:48Come on.
22:50That's what I'm talking about.
22:51The one and only.
22:52Come on, bud.
22:54Oh, my God.
22:56Johnny, it's great to see you.
22:57Thank you for being here.
22:58Thank you for playing Pop Quiz.
23:00I'm sorry you got sprayed on there.
23:01I destroyed Dwayne.
23:03Yeah, you really did.
23:04You won, of course.
23:05Yes, you really did.
23:06I want to get to Fear Factor and get to that.
23:10Congratulations, a big hit show.
23:11But first, I want to talk about Jackass 5.
23:15Oh, boy.
23:15This is a real deal.
23:17It's happening.
23:19A new Jackass movie.
23:22How's it going?
23:23Are you shooting yet?
23:25How's it going?
23:25We have shot, and it went great.
23:30I just got word today about an injury.
23:32I'm sorry to report.
23:34Dave England ripped the bone off of his middle finger,
23:38and it ripped the tendon off the bone of his middle finger,
23:44and it coiled at the base by sticking it up Zach's butt.
23:48Can you say that on your show?
23:50He was trying to retrieve a coin, and it was way up in there.
23:56And I'm not even joking.
23:58He has to have surgery.
24:03Oh, wow.
24:04When you do that, do you even think
24:06that that could be an outcome?
24:08No, because there's so many soft corners.
24:11You know?
24:12It's like, I don't know how he did it.
24:15Oh, my heavens.
24:17But we will see this in Jackass 5?
24:21Well, I showed you a picture of it backstage.
24:24I can unsee that, but I didn't know what I was looking at.
24:28That's insane.
24:29When that comes out, please come back
24:31and talk to us about everything.
24:33Man, oh, man, you make me laugh.
24:34We were talking backstage about some of the craziest stunts
24:38that you've done and things that you've never been able to do
24:42that you thought of what could be fun
24:43and they wouldn't let you do,
24:45or someone wouldn't let you do.
24:46Is there a few examples of that?
24:47Well, speaking of Dave England,
24:49like, he's only got one testicle.
24:52And for over 15 years,
24:54I'm sorry if I'm working a little blue to this point.
24:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:57I said testicle.
24:58This is just what we want.
24:59Yeah, yeah, you did say that.
25:00You could have said something else.
25:01But we want to get him another that lights up.
25:08And every time we get to the finish line,
25:11the lawyers always blow it.
25:14Everybody wants him dimnified.
25:17It's so gosh damn funny.
25:19I always learn something new about you
25:21every single time you're here.
25:23One thing I actually saw on the internet
25:25that I wanted to ask you about
25:27is that I didn't know you were trained in musical theater.
25:30Oh, yes.
25:30I have a wonderful singing voice.
25:32Wow.
25:33Yeah.
25:33None of us knew this.
25:34This is amazing.
25:35I played the part of Danny Zuko
25:37in my high school play.
25:39Yeah.
25:40And, uh, yeah.
25:41Thank you, thank you.
25:42Was that the end of your musical career?
25:44Uh, well, it should have been,
25:47but they used to have these recordings booths
25:50out in the mall.
25:52And me and my buddy Brian Reeves
25:54went to Easttown Mall
25:55and recorded a song.
25:57And I don't know why,
25:59but we recorded Everything She Wants by Wham.
26:01We were, like, 15.
26:03Oh, wait, I know what you're doing.
26:04Like, the music video?
26:05Yeah, yeah.
26:06Like, green screen things?
26:07Well, no, there was no videos back then.
26:09They just, you know, they're just the song.
26:10Oh, just audio.
26:11But we recorded it,
26:13and it was like that scene from Boogie Nights
26:16when they're high-fiving and...
26:17And you go, this is great.
26:18This is awesome.
26:19I thought we crushed it.
26:20Yeah.
26:21Yeah.
26:21What was your friend's name?
26:22Brian Reeves.
26:23Yeah, we talked to Brian, by the way.
26:25And, uh,
26:26we actually got our hands on the actual recording.
26:29I don't know if you've heard this
26:30since high school,
26:31here's teenage Johnny Nuss,
26:32this is real,
26:33singing Everything She Wants by Wham.
26:35Oh, God.
26:37Somebody tell me
26:40Why won't you tell me
26:43Why I worked so hard for you
26:47To give you money
26:51Yeah!
26:52Yeah!
26:52A standing ovation.
26:53I'm giving you a standing ovation.
26:55Absolutely.
26:59That's fantastic.
27:00Andrew Ridgely would be proud of that.
27:02Oh, man.
27:03I'm happy you did that,
27:05but I'm happy you ended up who you are,
27:07because, uh,
27:08I will say,
27:09I don't know one person that knows you
27:11that doesn't love you to death.
27:12Oh, thank you.
27:13People, everybody who knows you
27:15and you've ever interacted with
27:16loves you so much.
27:17I will say, even backstage,
27:18our whole crew,
27:19everyone here loves you.
27:20Thanks for always being great to us.
27:21You're one of my favorites.
27:26Let's talk about Fear Factor,
27:28House of Fear.
27:28There's one episode left.
27:30You've been fantastic hosting this thing.
27:32I was going to ask you,
27:33do you like hosting this
27:33and not being in on,
27:35like, doing these things,
27:37the Fear Factor challenges?
27:39I prefer doing things,
27:40but I also try to just take the win
27:43that all I have to do is talk.
27:45You know?
27:46Yeah, take the W.
27:46Take the W, yeah.
27:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:48You don't have to have spiders
27:49crawling around your head
27:50and stuff like that.
27:51You don't get any FOMO,
27:52like, ah, I could do it for fun,
27:53show them how it was done.
27:54Well, we just got finished
27:55filming Jackass,
27:55so I feel like I got my fill.
27:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:58That's true, yeah, yeah.
27:59We don't want to ask any spoilers
28:00of what's going to happen
28:01in the finale of Fear Factor,
28:02but it's fantastic.
28:04So let's just say that.
28:05I want to show everyone a clip.
28:05Here's Johnny Knoxville
28:06in the season finale of
28:07Fear Factor, House of Fear.
28:09Take a look at this.
28:10It's getting really close.
28:13Keep going, keep going.
28:15Let's go, Rob.
28:16Keep it up, keep it up.
28:20Way to go, Ethan.
28:23You're almost there.
28:32This is tight.
28:34Like, Ethan got done first,
28:35but Rob caught up.
28:37Keep going.
28:38Find the screw.
28:39Let's go.
28:41Oh, no.
28:42The screwdriver slipped out of his hands.
28:44Oh, .
28:46Is he going to make it?
28:47We don't know.
28:49Johnny Knoxville, everybody.
28:51Check out the season finale
28:53of Fear Factor, House of Fear,
28:56Wednesday, March 25th, on Fox.
28:58We'll be right back with more tonight.
29:00Just stick around, everybody.
29:16Our next guest is a three-time NBA champion,
29:21a 13-time NBA all-star, and a Hall of Famer.
29:25He's also an analyst on NBA on Prime and the creator of Way of Wade Footwear,
29:30which is available at revolve.com and wayofwade.com.
29:34Everyone, please welcome Dwayne Wade!
29:47Ah, Dwayne Wade!
29:48Come on, now.
29:50Come on.
29:51Dwayne Wade!
29:53The one and only!
29:54Come on.
29:55Welcome back to the show.
29:56We always love it when you're here.
29:58I enjoy being here.
29:58Uh, you're always styling.
30:00Come on, looking good.
30:01Uh, I want to talk to you about, uh, you won, uh, uh, uh, obviously the championship with Miami Heat.
30:06Uh, the first one was 2006.
30:09Yeah, what, you talking about my age?
30:10No!
30:11I'm going to talk, no, not at all.
30:13You can still do it right now, bud.
30:15Trust me.
30:16But you just had a reunion with the 2006 team.
30:19Yes, we did.
30:19Yes, we did.
30:19Come on, bud.
30:20What was that like?
30:21Look at everybody.
30:23It was, Jimmy, when we won this championship in 06, obviously it was 20 years ago.
30:28I was 24 years old.
30:29Wow.
30:30And at this moment, my life, like, took off.
30:32I started getting invited to tonight's shows.
30:34Yeah, yeah.
30:35I started getting invited to shows, and so I kind of, I haven't been around my teammates in 20 years.
30:40Like, we all haven't been in one room together since we won the championship and had a few celebrations.
30:45And so, it was really cool to go back and check out, check on my 24-year-old self and
30:49see what I was doing at 24.
30:51Yeah, do you remember, like, what were you like at 24?
30:53Well, I guess I was really cool.
30:55I didn't know, you know?
30:56Wow.
30:57But I was like, I was really quiet.
30:58I was really shy.
30:59I had a lot of, you know, play with Shaq, play with GP, there's Gary Payton, like Antoine Walker, like
31:04White Chocolate.
31:05Like, I had all these, we had all these personalities on our team.
31:08Yeah.
31:08And myself and UD being the young guys, we were quiet.
31:10We were just doing whatever they told us to do.
31:13Yeah.
31:13But it was cool to go back and just be around the guys and, like, just understand, you know, how
31:18important that time was that has set all of us up for the rest of our lives.
31:21So, it was really, it was really cool.
31:23You actually mentioned Shaq.
31:28But before I show this photo, Shaq made you a promise.
31:32Yeah, yeah.
31:33And can we just say what that was?
31:34Well, he promised UD and I as young guys, he was like, hey, we win this championship, I'm going to
31:40buy both of you guys Bentleys.
31:41Come on.
31:42That's all the incentive we needed.
31:43That's Shaquille O'Neal.
31:45Yeah.
31:45Yeah.
31:46And so, just now, this, yeah, this past week, you got your Bentleys.
31:50Yeah, I got it.
31:51We finally got it.
31:51There they are.
31:53Unbelievable.
31:54So.
31:54Wow.
31:55That's.
31:56We've been, we've been talking about this for 20 years.
31:59Shaq did not deliver on his promise.
32:01We never got our Bentleys.
32:02That's so funny.
32:03UD and I actually went out and bought Bentleys ourselves because Bigfella never gave us our two Bentleys.
32:08Yeah.
32:09And so, he gave us our Bentleys finally, 20 years later.
32:11There he is.
32:11He's a man of his word.
32:12He's a man of his word.
32:14Yeah.
32:14Yeah.
32:14Yeah, 20 years later.
32:15Yeah.
32:15They get the Bentleys I thought we were getting.
32:17No, but you got Bentleys.
32:18We got, we definitely got remote control Bentleys.
32:20Last week, BAM, by the way.
32:23Come on.
32:24Yeah, shout out to BAM, man.
32:25You played with on the heat.
32:26Shout out to BAM.
32:29Scored 83 points.
32:3083 points in a single game.
32:32I tried to do that on a video game the other day.
32:34Failed short.
32:35I had 79.
32:36You can't even do it in a video game.
32:37I can't do it in a video game.
32:38How is it real?
32:38I cannot go to Lifetime Fitness right now and do it.
32:40That's an incredible feat.
32:42The cardiovascular that it takes, the endurance that it takes
32:45to score 83 points is unbelievable.
32:49Go, BAM.
32:49That was fantastic.
32:51Shout out to BAM.
32:52Did you?
32:55You actually, you hold the scoring record, Miami Heat,
32:58for 20,000 points.
33:00No big deal.
33:00Like 23.
33:0123.
33:02No big deal.
33:02Sorry, who's counting?
33:03Who's counting?
33:04Sorry, no big deal.
33:05Who's counting?
33:06Congratulations.
33:07Yeah, I mean, please, you know.
33:08You're one of the best.
33:09Do you think BAM's going to get close to you?
33:10Well, he's at 10,000.
33:11He's second all time.
33:13Well, he just passed Alonzo.
33:14He's second all time around 10,000 plus 83 and some.
33:17Yeah.
33:18He has to be in the Heat uniform probably about another six
33:21to eight years.
33:23We'll see.
33:24Yeah.
33:25Come on, yeah.
33:26We'll see.
33:27Besides having an incredible basketball career,
33:29you have your own line as well.
33:31Your footwear.
33:32Yes, ma'am.
33:32Way of Wade.
33:33We have a pair that you brought tonight.
33:36Come on, bud.
33:37Yeah, yeah.
33:37This is what I'm talking about.
33:39Yeah, yeah.
33:40So, Jimmy, in Miami, I also have my own boulevard.
33:44It's called Dwayne Way Boulevard.
33:45I have my own street.
33:47And so this is called the Way of Wade 12 Way Boulevard.
33:50So this is obviously green and white.
33:52Street sign.
33:53Yeah, street sign, baby.
33:54So this is the boulevard.
33:55But what's it like when you see your shoes in the real world?
33:58Like people wearing them?
33:59Oh, man.
33:59So my shoes have become like a volleyball shoe out of nowhere.
34:04Like all the young girls that play volleyball are going out and buying these shoes.
34:08Their moms are buying these shoes.
34:10Yeah.
34:10They're picking these because they're very good basketball shoes.
34:12They have great traction.
34:13No, I'm just saying.
34:15So they're picking these.
34:16And you could also, they're a dessert topic.
34:18Yeah.
34:18I go to a high school game and I see four girls wearing my shoes.
34:23And I'm like, this is really cool.
34:24I can't wait to have the game to go over and be like, hey.
34:26How you doing?
34:27So I walk up to one of the girls.
34:28I say, hey, thank you so much for wearing my shoes.
34:30She looked at me like, stranger danger.
34:34She was like, what shoes are you talking about?
34:37And I was like, those on your feet.
34:38She was like, I just like the color.
34:41She didn't know they was mine.
34:42Stranger danger.
34:44Get out of here.
34:45Do everything okay, dude?
34:46No, they don't even know this is Dwayne Way.
34:47Come on.
34:48It's the best.
34:49I appreciate all the moms and the dads
34:50that are supporting my sneaks.
34:52I appreciate you guys.
34:52That's the best, dude.
34:53They're the best shoes.
34:54You're stylish, dude.
34:55Thank you for always coming to our show.
34:57Yes, sir.
34:57We love you, bud.
34:58Come back whenever you want.
34:59Thank you, guys.
34:59Dwayne Wade, everybody.
35:00Way of Wade is available at revolve.com
35:04and wayofwade.com.
35:06More tonight's show after the break.
35:07Stick around, everybody.
35:09You're now returning to the size of the
35:12R-double, double-o to the T-S and I stretch
35:15Limits at this professional voice
35:17There's any big checks I've been pressing
35:19Mike Gordon's...
35:22Vince is so savage
35:23K-N-C seems so well on average
35:29Performing her number one hit,
35:32Pressure, from her new album
35:33And to who this may concern,
35:35please welcome Jill Scott.
35:54I wanted you to be mine
35:59In the daytime
36:01As well as the night
36:05But you
36:07Needed to hide me
36:12And that just
36:14Don't sit right
36:17I wasn't each day
36:20I guess, I guess, I get it
36:23So much pressure
36:26Just like them
36:29Pretty incosmated
36:32Elementary, alphabated
36:35So much pressure
36:38Just like them
36:42Just like them
36:45Just like them
36:48So much pressure
36:51Just like them
36:55Just like them
36:58Just like them
37:01Just like them
37:02So much pressure
37:03To appear
37:07You chased me
37:11For a couple years
37:13And a couple months
37:16Till I said
37:17Till I said
37:17Yeah, it's too much
37:20Love moved swiftly
37:22We graduated
37:24We graduated
37:25We graduated
37:25And intensely
37:27And intensely
37:27Showed us
37:29No need
37:31I wasn't the escape
37:34I guess, I guess, I get it
37:37So much pressure
37:40So much pressure
37:52To appear
37:54Just like them
37:56Just like them
37:59I find it
38:04So perfect
38:05I find it
38:07So perfect
38:07Just like them
38:08Just like them
38:11Just like them
38:15Just like them
38:15Just like them
38:16Just like them
38:16So much pressure
38:17Yeah
38:22You're like the wolf
38:24Outside my bedroom door
38:26Holding out the moon for me
38:30Craving all my
38:32Tasting love
38:34Now you got plenty money
38:36Plenty fame
38:39I know you're out there smiling
38:42For the world
38:43And thinking
38:44My baby
38:49Just like them
38:51Just like them
38:52Oh, I guess I wasn't the aesthetic
38:55I guess, I guess, I guess
38:56I get it
38:57I get
38:58So much pressure
39:00To appear
39:02Just like them
39:04I find it so pathetic
39:06I know you're gonna regret
39:09So much pressure
39:12To appear
39:13Just like them
39:16Just like them
39:19Just like them
39:22Just like them
39:24Just like them
39:24So much pressure
39:25To appear
39:26Just like them
39:28Just like them
39:29Just like them
39:31Just like them
39:33Just like them
39:33Just like them
39:33Just like them
39:33Just like them
39:34Just like them
39:35So much pressure
39:37To appear
39:38To appear
39:41Just like them
39:42Just like them
39:42Oh! Come on, now!
39:45That is how you do it. Come on.
39:47Thank you so much. Oh, my God.
39:50Jill Scott! That's right!
39:53Her world tour kicks off June 4th.
39:56We'll be right back, everybody.
39:58Ooh, that was fantastic! I love it!
40:03I love it!
40:15My thanks to Johnny Knoxville, Dwayne Wade, Jill Scott once again!
40:23And the Ruth right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:29Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:31Good night, everybody. Thank you all.
40:44Ha! Uh-huh.
40:48Get involved!
40:50Hey, you say to your city, just let know of us.
40:52That's right!
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