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00:07It's crazy when you go from the city to here it goes from being like city city city to like
00:12nothing yeah everyone here is just so sweet have you bumped into anyone here they go oh shit like
00:19Hillary Clinton when I was looking up for places up here I was like running around with Martha
00:23Stewart a little bit like you were running around how do you fucking well she like hooked me up with
00:28Martha Stewart went house shopping with you I went to her house and she we like she like told me
00:32about
00:32the area and like showed me her fucking cool ass compound she got it it's sick dude yeah it's
00:38Martha fucking Stewart she's so cool she taught my mom how to make a little fucking thing for the
00:42table and I thought it was cool she's so sick let alone her just being like now Peter yeah I'm
00:46gonna make you one of the best lunches you've ever had that's crazy and she went to prison yeah no
00:51and she didn't rap what kind of cryer is she only when she's hungry or just took a giant shit
01:04that
01:04makes sense that they cry when they shit because they can't go like wow yeah it's like the first
01:11sign of maturity where you look at a shit you don't cry you just go oh yeah we ever shit
01:15yourself as an
01:16adult it's kind of funny I shit my I shit myself at Bobby Kelly's when I was dog sitting for
01:22him
01:22why I did it as a bit in a special but it was 100 true I was I had strep
01:27throat and I was on
01:28antibiotics and they were like you cannot drink when you're on antibiotics and I was like yes I can
01:34yes I can and I was at the cellar drinking Budweiser and eating wings the worst thing
01:41for diarrhea without being sick you would get diarrhea a cocktail I was I was brewing my own
01:47cocktail of poop and then I went to his house and in the cab I was like it's happening like
01:54I was like
01:54it's happening and then we'd get Bobby's old apartment you would have to put a key to get into
02:00like a digital code to get into the building right and then the key and then he had a spiral
02:04staircase oh walking up a spiral staircase with shit in your butt that's what got me
02:10the dogs were downstairs the second I put a foot down poop in my pants felt it ran all the
02:17way down
02:18the stairs and kicked the door you know the thing that keeps dogs yeah I kicked that shit clean off
02:22just like and then these two dogs and I remember running and pulling my pants down and sitting on
02:29the toilet like dumb and dumber did it get did it just stay in there and not go on the
02:32underwear it
02:33was like a racquetball amount oh in my underwear oh the best is when you shart but it's still in
02:39your hole oh yeah when you hold on to it yeah that's like puking and going and you hold it
02:43in yeah when
02:45you shit you go I don't think it's a problem for any piece of clothing yeah this was a big
02:50problem did
02:50you tell Bobby I'm using Aruba like dude what the fuck I took it I took him off what's funny
02:57is I took
02:58off my underwear right the dogs are like jumping all over me being like welcome to the club you did
03:03it but I went outside and I threw it in a bag and then I walked them and I put
03:09their poop in here
03:10so if anyone saw it they'd be like two tiny dogs and a big one took a shit but it
03:16was the most
03:16embarrassing the most embarrassing part that no one talks about is cleaning your cheeks yeah when you
03:22have to wash your butt cheeks yeah because it's not there's no relief no it's just disappointment
03:29yeah and then you just go like and then yeah because you know that's the only thing you you're
03:35one your top rule is a human don't get your shit everywhere right because you're gonna get other
03:40people sick and it smells and it smells and everyone will know that you shit and then you're dirty and
03:45gross yeah so anytime you shit your pants you're like I've failed the number one rule you have never
03:49beaten you and madam I've beaten you man no I've never beaten oh yeah yeah I was about to get
03:54so
03:54angry I'm oh I'm about to catch a rage moment out of me I'm not even I'm not even saying
04:01I'm one of
04:02the best four threes you've ever got wet it's like 35 seven like every game destroyed I had a positive
04:08record on Shane Gillis but there was one game where he made me quit and he's such a good bully
04:14that he
04:15would zero in on that moment and now I can't beat him now I got the yips you're gonna quit
04:20yeah dude
04:21I finally we were playing college football he was streamed it for EA he kicked his shit out of me
04:26oh is that the live stream yeah first game was close second game because I changed the past dynamics
04:31that's my fault it's also not Madden I love college football oh you do that's my shit I have a
04:36tough
04:36time with it I love Madden love it but then later that we did a show at Helium and then
04:40that night
04:41we're at his apartment playing and I finally beat him and he was like he kept going you're
04:46beating a drunk guy does that make you feel good does that make you feel good you're beating a drunk
04:51guy and I was like no it doesn't and I turned off the system he got me to turn it
04:55off and I was up
04:56that's how good of a bully he is but yeah I've never never never lost you in Madden dude Shane
05:01says shit that's so it's it's he said something to me that really fucked me up like I still think
05:07about it this is like four years ago I started like receding a little bit and he he did a
05:13lot
05:13of it and I was like well you know you know now everything's blowing up you know you know okay
05:20just
05:20you know fix it up fix a little bit and he goes or I could just be funny yeah and
05:25you're like I was
05:26like oh I was like I need the hair yeah dude I don't give a fuck yeah good with that
05:31shit now
05:31no I need like I need the hair yeah he was like you could just be funny and then the
05:36hair doesn't
05:37matter yeah but then yeah but that's you got to learn how to fight through that you have to learn
05:41how to to block his he kind of started his Shane Fu he started like it was already started brother
05:48I
05:48was back before I got my hair tits did you get oh yeah during COVID everyone's eyes were down
05:55if you didn't do it during COVID you're amazing what did you get PRP I got the FUT I got
06:00the FUT
06:00baby what's that I got the back of my head cut off you got that sick line dude my scars
06:05nothing
06:06because I did a guy I got it's a I got down in New York baby you don't go to
06:10Turkey my buddy was
06:12like fucked up for like a week was it oh yeah it was fucked up for a week you're like
06:15eyes sinking
06:16and you know what's funny is they were like the biggest thing is the scar you have to take care
06:22of the scar and I was like fuck yeah my doctor he's great Dr. Wesley in New York dude's got
06:28like
06:28fucking 10 month wait now I do a long bit about it because once I started telling people I was
06:33like
06:33oh yeah everyone's insecure so you can share your insecurities but the doctor was like that scar is
06:38the most important part you need to take care of your scar so you need to soak your head every
06:43day
06:44like three times in Ebsen salt so the scar goes down he was like telling me about it so much
06:49though
06:49it was like when a doctor says it we're like I have to do this so I bought this inflatable
06:53head
06:55so like sink from Amazon that you blow that you literally like this is during COVID so I'm staying
07:04at Katie's at her condo in Jersey in Hoboken and there's like the guest bathroom and I'm like I lay
07:09it
07:09down on the floor of the guest bathroom I fill it up with hot water and Ebsen salt I'm shirtless
07:15in
07:15my basketball shorts and my big ass head I put it back and it's like when a water breaches an
07:21above-ground pool it just went like oh so then I had to find a weird way to lay in
07:29a tub and soak my
07:31head in that thing and did you tell her straight up like I was just like I'm getting this I
07:35went to the
07:35doctor and he was like if I do one surgery you'll never go bald then I went home and I
07:39was like
07:40what's the right thing to do I'm gonna take that shot downfield yeah and then I was like if it
07:44doesn't work it's funnier it's just funnier if it doesn't work well yours looks good sometimes people
07:50get it in turkey and they look like a fucking chia pet well you know why it's because they get
07:53the
07:54doll hairline yeah it looks weird turkey they're like just it's like an assembly line it looks like
08:05in his brooklyn sixth sense was the first person to call it out you're doing something to your head
08:10yeah he walked I swear to god he walks in he walks into the studio the bonfire he goes why
08:15is your
08:15hair different what'd you do to your hair and I was like I don't know you're fucking crazy what are
08:19you
08:19talking about you know what I mean you're like I'm not such a little bit more he just walked in
08:23it was
08:23like that like ain't no bullshit because he has perfect hair I know because he has that greek
08:28fucking yeah he's got that John Stamos shit yeah but he walked in and immediately was like
08:33your hair is different like loudly shut up but it is it's like for men it's our fake tits
08:40so you get it done and you go like they're good jobs and there's bad jobs yeah dude I'm telling
08:45you right now the future is no one's going to be able to afford food but no one's going to
08:49be bald
08:50that's like the apocalypse we're heading for we all look great though great heads of hair
08:54are just starving motherfuckers and you're just like oh fuck I think we put all our resources in the
08:59wrong shit we did this wrong because it's crazy because guys I like lucked into it where I started
09:05going and then I just met that doctor and he was like this and I was like hell yeah that
09:09sounds cool
09:09right there's guys that like know the cocktail on what to use and they're like it's like neutrophil
09:15first what you're going to want to do is step into a little minoxidil and then you're going to
09:19want to get and you're like Jesus Christ just yeah just shoot the thing into my head yeah I just
09:23didn't
09:23want to look like the dinosaur that rammed everything with the spikes around its head you have a gray
09:27head of hair though it's pretty good I wear a size eight hat eight I can't go bald fitted hat
09:34okay
09:34I'm an eight I'm a seven and one-fourth yeah that's great is that normal that's just great
09:39that's you can find so many hats but I feel like your head got smaller no when you quit during
09:44I got
09:44fatter no my body got wider do you remember that comedy central thing when you were still drinking it
09:49was the summer thing remember we all oh my god that was like the shot that guys please look that
09:55up
09:55it is south beach comedy festival yeah I was glistening sweaty let me tell you also what
10:03happened I just I quit smoking cigarettes yeah for like three months so you get the quit smoking
10:08cigarette fat right and I was drinking no I was and I had long fucking hair because you know it's
10:14always like you you're a big brother to me and always like looked out it was what it was the
10:18first
10:18time I was like I think I should call it damn I'm like 19. Dude Comedy Central was giving me
10:24space they
10:25were going like you all right they the first time when I landed that that was a comedy festival in
10:32Miami and when I landed I was I checked into the hotel found a liquor store and was walking back
10:38and
10:38the Comedy Central people were in the lobby and I had two bags of ice a bottle of Bacardi a
10:44thing of
10:44cups in a jug of pineapple like Miami Comedy Central and I was like I'm about to be a problem
10:49at the
10:49pool and they were like okay like I remember them just being like you know when they can't tell you
10:56no but they're worried right you know you know and they go okay they go oh oh okay and I
11:06was like
11:06I'm throwing on my trunks and I'm coming downstairs with a red cup and they were like oh the show's
11:12at
11:13eight tonight and I was like the fucking and then they took pictures and it was just like that's
11:18that's what made you quit drinking isn't it it was one of them yeah it was a couple conversations and
11:23a couple pictures where I went this might be time for me to hang up the hang up the boots
11:29no
11:29what made what made me quit drugs was there's a photo of me leaving my mom's house and I coughed
11:36yeah I'm just like and crying and like have a cigarette and I'm like this and I was just like
11:42I can't I
11:42can't fucking do it anymore what is the fear of like go you go outside and you have legitimately
11:48dudes whose jobs it is to make you look horrible in pictures yeah just so they could have articles
11:55on like the Daily Mail like I don't get it with this guy oh trouble in paradise has Pete Davidson
12:02been
12:02taken over by a body snatcher dude there was an article that was so I was in rehab and like
12:08uh this is the last
12:09time I went where I was like you know what fucking not doing this for anybody else not doing it
12:12for a
12:13girl it's for me you know and that's the attitude that actually only works yeah and I was like I
12:17don't give a fuck if I work again like I just I need to know what this is like and
12:21I'm sitting
12:21there and I'm like getting myself together and I don't have a phone and then like I always look
12:26because I'm like I'm worried about what my mom's looking at sure more than like my own stuff I'm
12:31like I don't care yeah I can't I couldn't imagine Trish having to thumb past me being like is Dan
12:38Soder
12:38dicking down one of the girls from Netflix my mom's just like no one gives a shit about my son
12:43and now
12:44that I'm with Katie no it's just like a non-starter I can't imagine your mom your mom is the
12:48sweetest
12:48lady just like knowing you're a sweet mom knowing Amy has to read all this shit that's like was he
12:56fucking her in a dumpster we found out and she's like oh Peter they report it like it's stocks
13:05they're like Pete's dick is in this today I'm just like what everyone's fucking everyone he's
13:11one of the k-pop demon hunters back blown out by Pete Davidson and we go I don't fuck dude
13:15I'm just
13:16trying to get my life together I have a life now dude there's an article that said Pete Davidson is
13:22a broke lonely junkie crackhead that lives with his mother damn that's honestly as a guy with a
13:28journalism degree horrible headlines it was dude that it was like the editor editing is dead and
13:33then the article was just like we can't confirm this but it looks like it and I'm just like
13:37was there ever a moment that you like with all that what's the moment where you just accept it
13:43where you just go like fuck it dude this is my life people are going to talk about who I'm
13:47dicking
13:47down um it's not it wasn't only that is this weird like it feel like it's slowed down since I
13:53got like
13:53my shit together and I've had this yeah because it's not as spicy it's not I'm a dad now doesn't
13:58know what gives a shit it's like you're kind of out of the you're out of the pool which episode
14:02of
14:02bluey is pete davidson the most into is he a baby shark guy or is he a baby einstein or
14:11two six signs
14:13that miss rachel left her husband for pete davidson i mean it has got to be cool that you are
14:19like
14:19it's funny to watch with my different friends like they're in these positions that are crazy
14:24like mcdaniel right now everyone's like is he gonna be the new oc the eagles excuse me the new oc
14:28the
14:28fuck everybody's asking like new head coach it's it's really weird i had this moment where
14:32because it really did start affecting me when i was doing drugs it pissed me off more sure once i
14:37did
14:37the sobriety thing i was like this goes with it like i don't care anymore because uh i would be
14:42like
14:42filming stuff or hanging out with my friends or like you know on a date or whatever and i'd be
14:47like
14:48who is fuck who's this source like who's this and i would go through like a like
14:54fuck i would go through everybody on my phone and i'd be like is it you and then i would
14:57start
14:57telling like certain people lies and see if that comes out damn you're like leo and departed so
15:03my whole life just became like oh the fuck is this and then as soon as i was just like
15:07you know what
15:08i don't give a shit it's gonna happen i when i go on stage if they're booing i'll i'll think
15:13i'll
15:13look and see what the problem is sure but chay said that this really really good because chay when
15:18you're in slo you get like weird flack like they pick up something weird and then like a week there's
15:23like a problem sure chay was like if i go to the deli uh my local whatever the place i
15:29go every
15:30day and everyone's still acting the same everything's fine yeah like when i first saw
15:34it with chay he was taking pictures with people and people just kept walking up well people some
15:40people don't even know who you are they're just like people are taking pictures of this guy chay
15:43cracked me up because he said by like the fourth guy he looked at him and he goes what do
15:47i do and
15:48the guy goes as he's posing for the picture he goes play for the knicks and shay goes no it's
15:53one of
15:53my favorite chay stories the guy was just like so casually like oh i don't know i don't know it's
16:00like the wings on a building like how just like there's a line of white girls taking pictures with
16:05the wings oh yeah yeah the big pink that's all yeah just like it's like if the wings had a
16:09bad day
16:10and they're like i don't want to take a picture and they go i need this for my feed and
16:15the wings
16:16are like fine yeah i just lost my cousin they're like take a picture with it yeah it's up i
16:23mean it's
16:24um what's been interesting is to watch like a lot of tell me your favorite like where you're like oh
16:30he's going through it because you know because you knew me when i was like 60 you were like don't
16:33smoke when you were 15. yeah i told you if you quit smoking cigarettes i'd walk you in to see
16:38bill
16:38burr at caroline's and yannis yannis introduced you to bill burr yeah that was that night yeah
16:43that's how i met verzi too yeah he was open yeah and attractions it was verzi de rosa and bill
16:48burr
16:49awesome great show i was like i still don't think i've ever felt that high like yeah because i was
16:53right on the edge of caroline oh i miss caroline i remember being like i asked you the question we
16:58met at a soul joel soul joel show in satan island shout out soul joel out yeah a lot of
17:02those gigs
17:03together oh yeah but the pt cruiser yeah wrapped wrapped in a boat you did i remember before i met
17:09him i saw that and i was like and then you're like white guy white guy the whitest guy ever
17:14white guy stepping out of a car that says soul joel crazy crazy i thought it was going to be
17:19a black
17:20preacher with curls yeah like a fedora like yeah soul joel baby yeah it's a white dude he's like hey
17:25how
17:25you doing what's going on so we i remember we met at that soul joel show and you were i
17:32was smoking a
17:32cigarette and you came out and you did like because i smoked when i was a teenager too you do
17:37the thing
17:37where you look at the adult and then you pull out the cigarette like looking for the adults i wanted
17:42you to think i was so cool i was like hey what's up by the way you did a guest
17:47spot where you talked
17:48about spongebob and so i remember you coming off stage after doing a bit about spongebob and putting in
17:54a cigarette and you go it's the life am i right like you have that energy meanwhile i'm sneaking
18:00shots at the fucking yankee bar next door because i don't want soldiers knowing i'm half in the bag
18:05to open for yannis because i think the show went me you yannis yeah it was like and but watching
18:12you
18:12smoke and i was like how old are you dude yeah i was like 16. i'm 15 about to be
18:1716. when you say about
18:19to be yeah and i was like dude you can't be smoking i was like what the fuck are you
18:23doing because at the
18:24time i was 26 27 and i was like you can't be smoking camels camel lights dude oh i miss
18:30those
18:31uh i miss smoking i miss smoking more than i miss anything really yeah katie and i have a rule
18:36that
18:36if we invade another country we can smoke again oh katie quit as well oh katie and i are on
18:43the edge
18:43do you have nicotine gum or any sort of nicotine gum in the patch i did cold turkey oh but
18:48i i've hit i'm
18:50in 13 years soon oh you're in the clear no no really you quit weed for a bit right yeah
18:56alcohol
18:56and weed it was good it was good and then i was like why am i doing this i need
19:01it yeah okay right
19:03either it's this or an ssri and i think weed probably but cigarettes are the thing that i'm like even
19:09more
19:09than booze that i like but i remember watching you smoke and then being like and i made you the
19:14deal i
19:15go all because you were talking about bill burr it was right when he was i think he was doing
19:20he just
19:21did let it go let it go yeah he's working on uh the next hour yeah and i was like
19:26do you want to go
19:26and you're like please yeah and then i remember meeting your mom and your sister because they're
19:31at the soul jewel show and then i remember your mom was like all right you're 15. yeah dude new
19:37yorkers
19:38you don't understand if you don't grow up in new york you don't understand
19:41new yorkers are adults by the time they're like 13. yeah i remember meeting brian koppelman's son
19:47sam who's 30 now i met him at a white stripes concert when he was 11. me and my girlfriend
19:54brian got his tickets and he was 11 and i was like hey buddy like talking to how i would
19:59talk to an
19:5911 year old he's like what's up he's like yeah yeah and i was like do you take the train
20:04and he's
20:04like yeah every day to school what is this and i remember being like oh but i remember being to
20:09you
20:09being like you're cool to meet me at caroline's yeah i'll meet you at caroline's and you were
20:14outside that door i'm so excited i got there at like three hours early yeah until you like walked
20:19around yeah which is horrible you're like by the port authority yeah guys walk around no do you remember
20:24when you first start doing stand-up you're like i'm gonna get there an hour and a half now you're
20:27like i barely make my set on time yeah like last night at the cellar i was like dreading i
20:31was like
20:31the train was running late and i was like i'm fucked for i'm going on stage in five minutes right
20:36but yeah you met me outside awesome show that was like still at the point where like
20:43i had to sneak in for a louis or a burr show like because carolines would be oversold so you'd
20:49have
20:49to like sneak in i remember we were like standing somewhere where we had to keep moving for the
20:52waitresses i remember kids from your high school talking to you on twitter yeah and you being like
20:59yo fuck all you and like pop it off and you're like you were just on wiling out like fuck
21:03all you and i
21:04remember being like you no you called me you and chay call me and you were like hey like don't
21:09do
21:09that yeah you're like you didn't fuck these guys yeah they're gonna do it more yeah yeah yeah i remember
21:15being that and being like if you do this it'll just make them do it more yeah and then you
21:18were like
21:18okay all right and i closed down my twitter yeah you know when like you're friends with someone and
21:23then maybe you get on a little bit and then you see them talking about you but like like they
21:29don't know
21:30you sure you and jay did this pete davidson song that made me oh i remember that everybody loves
21:37pete davidson dude because you were all like in that moment we were making fun of you opening for
21:44nif candy because we made fun of the fact that he had a candy store in his house in his
21:48house and
21:48he made me like go in to get him dude and then he drove me in his rolls royce wraith
21:54that he just
21:55got and drove me to his house he was like i gotta i gotta go downstairs uh get some candy
22:00he loved
22:00candy because he didn't do drugs or anything yeah shout out i get it yeah so he's you know we're
22:04shopping in his candy store and i'm like and this is in their house in his house and i'm like
22:09you got
22:09a candy store in your house and he's like yeah so i could like know what it like feels like
22:13to like
22:13you know go go shopping oh and i was like okay he's so like such a star yeah like like
22:20he's you know
22:21like he's like tom cruise level where you're like oh you're a real guy yeah because he's so
22:27like it's like if i saw jason statham i think i'd lose my mind yeah especially if he was doing
22:32something that was outside of the realm of beating the out of people right just him like in real life
22:37yeah just him like feeling an avocado being like yeah i don't know if this is right yeah it feels
22:43right
22:43oh my favorite thing about him is all his movies are just like a exactly what they are it's like
22:49uh the beekeeper yeah the working man the mechanic the hvac unit installer but he's somehow you beat
22:56to use it down they're all i love all those movies but they're somehow he just got out of a
23:01thing and
23:01he's like don't make me go back there i just quit yeah i just left baskin robbins i don't believe
23:09in
23:0931 flavors they're like you would made all the flavors don't make me break your face i'm done making
23:15flavors peanut butter doesn't go with peach we gotta bring you back did you see the beekeeper yeah
23:23absolutely i must protect the heart listen i love jason statham he easily kicked the out of me
23:28he makes perfect airplane movies they're amazing if you are on an airplane and you put on a jason
23:34statham movie it's similar to drinking ginger ale if you drink ginger ale on a plane it's just better
23:40yeah just feels better it's a take i've heard before that i completely agree with but you watch
23:45jason statham on and you go this is exactly what i needed i needed four minutes of setup
23:5280 minutes of you beating the shit out he doesn't even talk of them it's great he'll just he'll just
23:56have like those like uh predator like lines where like arnold will throw a knife through someone be
24:01like stick around yeah yeah he always does that he goes he'll be like hold this please
24:04so that honey isn't always sweet yeah and they're like yeah i'm elbowing the lady that's watching
24:12my set and not laughing yeah she's going that's jason statham when he said i must protect the hive
24:17i almost came i was like yeah dude he and he and the pitch meetings for those are have got
24:23to be awesome
24:23oh he i'm a beekeeper all right i'll come back that way he's got limited time they go we have
24:30five
24:30pitches for you look i gotta i gotta try on tag here watches substitute teacher ben done he's just
24:36shooting it down shooting it down no thank you never done that job the landscaper top work run with
24:43that it's only stuff that he respects yeah it's very hard work underappreciated yeah i'm in
24:47a beekeeper give me three weeks to get the stubble level perfect that guy always has the perfect level
24:53of stuff perfect amount of hair yeah it's awesome then you should start doing those well i have i always
25:00ask try to ask one one question at the end of every episode um is there one thing that you've
25:06learned
25:06yourself that's not from other people's advice uh like a life hack or some sort of skill that's helped
25:13you um just in everyday life two things that i've learned that have been the most important probably
25:19the last five years are sleep with your phone in a different room oh wow you do that yeah i
25:24charge i have
25:25my phone in the bathroom and you know i don't i like if i'm gonna look at it in the
25:30morning fine
25:30but um when i wake up you have to go brush your teeth and wash your face yeah and you're
25:34on your
25:34phone and then but then that's hard to do while you're looking at your phone so like i'll save it
25:39for the morning dump which also keeps regularity a nice thing but i've noticed that like uh we've lost
25:45the value of my mom used to call it collecting your thoughts in the morning where you just lay in
25:51bed and
25:51you're like what do i gotta do today because i used to just go right to my phone and then
25:55you're
25:55just immediately infected with this like the world's ending and you wake up and you're like
26:01and instead of going like you know my dog's like waiting for me to walk her so she's just like
26:06laying
26:06there and i'm just like this is fine right everything's all right right then you like ramp
26:11into it but then the second thing is i would say take your time that's what i've learned in my
26:1540s
26:15it was like i was rushing to be someone else my whole 20s and 30s and finally in my 40s
26:22i was like
26:24hey i think i'm a pretty good dude and i'm just going to enjoy my life and my friends and
26:29like
26:29people come and people go but if you take your time and enjoy your time with those people
26:34i think it sets you up for life being less disappointing because you go i just took my time
26:39i enjoyed it let it process i think now with like the immediate you can get everything immediately
26:45and or reach anyone at any point yeah and you see that it's delivered and you're in a constant
26:50state of interruption right so if you just go like man i'm enjoying just this fucking hang right
26:57and then like seven years from now you're like i really enjoyed that hey that was fun yeah my new
27:03thing is uh it's okay for everyone to just not like me yeah and like but now what i would
27:09what i
27:10realized what i was doing which was really like rude to the people who did like me is i was
27:14like well
27:14you guys like me so it's like fine and i'm like why doesn't this guy like yeah you're discounting
27:18people that have given time and effort to you yeah and instead of like you're searching for the
27:23the approval of people that don't matter not in a way that them themselves don't matter but in your
27:28life they don't matter like if this guy doesn't respond to my text guy who i've never hung out with
27:32once i'm worth nothing and i'm like why does that what is that and i went through a big thing
27:37where it was
27:38like i was so worried about people that i idolized growing up loving comedy that i needed their
27:44approval that i didn't realize that was stopping me from getting their approval yeah i wasn't being
27:48myself yeah i was being a thing of like hey hey and then finally when i stopped people were like
27:54oh it was really good and you're like oh thanks man and it's not the same reason i was looking
27:58for
27:58it right it's like a completely different reason which is just like it's okay to be self-serving
28:03don't try to be selfish but make sure that you're taken care of first before you can help other
28:08people right like you're going to notice you've got a kid now so it's like you got to take care
28:12of
28:12yourself so you can put your mask on first yeah then you got to put the mask on the bb
28:16yeah because
28:17you got to take it those guys but it is it's like i think uh selfishness is is what's behind
28:22a lot of
28:23marketing and you just kind of got to ignore that and go like it's not selfish if you take care
28:28of
28:28yourself it's selfish if you don't don't and then and then expect other people to do that right it's
28:35fucked up well thank you yeah dude i heard i heard uh conan and howard stern talk about this and
28:41it
28:41made me feel better that they can't watch any of the early stuff and you're like when you find out
28:45that it's everybody you go that makes me feel better i hear my uncle would be like yeah that's
28:49i didn't watch that shit yeah you're gonna try to do better stuff right also my uncle thinks like
28:54there's like a email thread for hollywood where we all like decide what's being made that's yeah
29:00like my uncle called me he's like electric state he goes what is this what is that what are you
29:04guys
29:05doing over there call them up tell them you don't want to make it yeah do they think we're dumb
29:10yeah
29:10my uncle hey why they killed james bond in the last one why did they go i don't know i
29:15got that spoiled
29:16for me while it was in theaters i was in the lobby of serious it was after covid where you
29:21had to check
29:21in every day like you had to go to this thing and sign in to go do the show and
29:25i'm signing in this
29:26lady this like publicist is waiting in the lobby of serious and she goes i don't know why they killed
29:32james bond in that last movie and i was like a microphone she said it so loud that i went
29:37are you
29:38i was like signing in on the ipad and i went are you fucking serious and she went why why
29:43and i go
29:44you just announced that james bond died in the movie and she went hey hey hey what would you
29:52like to make the pudding is it for lunch lunch oh oh you could i'll just take it yeah i
29:59can leave it
29:59outside oh yeah that works yeah you can just leave it right out there thank you so much that's awesome
30:03thanks for coming hell yeah thank you very much appreciate you thank you that was great is that what
30:09your life is like hey pete home-cooked meal yeah this is unbelievable yeah
30:32pete davidson pete davidson everybody loves pete davidson pete davidson pete davidson everybody loves pete
30:42davidson and i love pete davidson yeah this is gonna be a smash