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00:00From the Alex Trebek stage at Sony Picture Studios, this is Celebrity Jeopardy! All-Star!
00:12Introducing tonight's celebrity players.
00:16She's an Emmy-winning sports comedy host, now on SiriusXM's fan service, and her podcast, Casuals.
00:23Here's Katie Nola.
00:26He's an actor, writer, and producer you know from Apple TV's The Morning Show and his indie horror series, The
00:34Creep Tapes.
00:35Please welcome Mark Duplass.
00:40And she was a seven-season cast member on SNL and is now the host of the podcast Woo Woo
00:47with Rachel Dratch.
00:49It's Rachel Dratch.
00:52And now, here is your host, Ken Jennings.
00:59Thank you, Johnny Gilbert.
01:00And welcome everyone to the first ever Celebrity Jeopardy! All-Stars.
01:04Over the past three seasons, we've seen some exceptional gameplay from our celebrity contestants,
01:09and now 21 of the very best are back with us to compete.
01:13The All-Stars tournament begins here in the quarterfinals.
01:16Winners move on to the semifinals, where they'll be joined by former celebrity champions Ike Barinholtz,
01:21Lisa Ann Walter, and W. Kamau Bell.
01:24Only three can advance to the finals, where they'll have a chance to win that coveted million-dollar grand prize
01:30for charity.
01:31First up, we have with us tonight Rachel Dratch, Mark Duplass, and Katie Nola.
01:35Welcome back, everybody.
01:36How are we feeling?
01:37Good.
01:37Excited!
01:38It seems like real excitement.
01:40I buy that.
01:40Should we play Jeopardy?
01:41Sure.
01:42Good luck.
01:42Let's do it.
01:43Here are the categories we have for you in the first round.
01:46First up, oh, good news.
01:48You're invited to the wedding.
01:49Then we have a world history quiz.
01:52Blank, blank, and blank.
01:54And each response in that category will be in that format, like snap, crackle, and pop.
01:59Then we have the old college try.
02:01Starts with two vowels.
02:03And finally, the King James Bible tells me so.
02:07Rachel, you get to select first.
02:09Ooh, how about blank, blank, and blank for 100, please?
02:11Sure.
02:12In Christianity, the Trinity refers to the unity of these three in one Godhead.
02:18Mark.
02:19What is the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost?
02:21Yes.
02:22All right, let's do the old college try for 100.
02:25What began as a small school that opened in 1838 in Randolph County, North Carolina,
02:30became this university named for a tobacco magnate.
02:37And now it's Duke University.
02:38Oh, don't.
02:39All right, back to you, Mark.
02:40Let's do blank, blank, and blank for two.
02:42Meaning completely, these three elements are part of a firearm.
02:47Rachel.
02:47Oh, I did that wrong.
02:49What is hook, line, and sinker?
02:51And I know that's not right.
02:51It is not, I'm afraid.
02:53That's not a firearm.
02:54Katie.
02:55What is lock, stock, and barrel?
02:56Those are parts of a firearm.
02:58Well done.
02:58That was a guess.
03:00Okay, let's go to, starts with two vowels for 300.
03:05Ooh, okay.
03:06You can clean a wound with a tincture made from this element, but it's going to sting, so put on
03:11your big kid pants.
03:12Katie.
03:13What is iodine?
03:14Yes.
03:15Starts with two vowels for 400.
03:17Sometimes confused with an anteater, this nocturnal mammal is also known as an earth pig.
03:23Katie.
03:24What is an aardvark?
03:24It is an aardvark.
03:26Starts with two vowels for 500.
03:28It's a gooey medicine for your skin, but be careful, sometimes there's a fly in it.
03:33Rachel.
03:34What is ointment?
03:35Fly in the ointment, yes, takes you out of the hole.
03:37Um, blank, blank, and blank for 300, please.
03:40Jeff Emmerich used this Beatles song as the title of his memoir of being their sound engineer.
03:48What is here, there, and everywhere?
03:51Oh, okay.
03:51Back to you, Rachel.
03:52Oh, how about, um, starts with two vowels for 200, please.
03:56It's a feeling of elation or well-being.
03:59Some feel it in nature or at the gym, others while watching Zendaya on TV.
04:04Rachel.
04:05What is euphoria?
04:05Yeah.
04:06Um, I'm sorry.
04:07Um, old college try for 200, please.
04:09In 2020, this Ivy League school in New Jersey dropped Woodrow Wilson's name from two institutions.
04:15Mark.
04:16What is Princeton?
04:17That's right.
04:18Uh, let's go blank, blank, and blank for four.
04:21It's been said flat out that romaine is the best to use in this sandwich.
04:25The other two marquee ingredients can be nooskies and vine ripe.
04:29Katie.
04:29What is a, what is a bacon, lettuce, and tomato?
04:32That's right.
04:32You remembered the category.
04:34Nicely done.
04:34Um, let's finish that category for 500.
04:38Dating from the time of the revolution, this trio makes up the national motto of France.
04:43Rachel.
04:43What is Liberté Egalité Fraternity?
04:46Well done, yes.
04:47Okay.
04:48Um, old college try for 300, please.
04:51This East Coast school says it's obsessed with numbers.
04:54Even its janitors are math geniuses, at least on screen.
04:57Rachel.
04:58What is Harvard?
04:59It was not Harvard.
04:59Oh, I was going...
05:01Mark Kirkady.
05:02Mark Kirkady.
05:03Good Will Hunting is a janitor at MIT.
05:06Oh, yeah.
05:06I thought it was Harvard.
05:07Back to you, Rachel.
05:08Okay, old college try for 400.
05:10In 1967, the tech school bearing the name of this man merged with a science research center
05:16called the Mellon Institute.
05:18Rachel.
05:18Who is Carnegie?
05:19Yes.
05:19Okay, um, how about, um, old college try for 500?
05:23We'll finish it off with this.
05:25Course fees, an annual stipend of about $25,000, and two flights to and from the UK are part
05:31of this scholarship at Oxford.
05:33Katie.
05:33What is the Rhodes Scholarship?
05:35That's right.
05:35Thank goodness.
05:37Um, let's go with, it starts with two vowels for 100.
05:42Microsoft introduced this spelling feature in 1993.
05:45We still use it today, even though sometimes it drives us nuts.
05:49Rachel.
05:50What is autocorrect?
05:51That is correct, yes.
05:52Okay.
05:53That's autocorrect, in fact.
05:54You're just $600 off Katie's lead.
05:56We're going to pause for a moment, but we'll come back with more Celebrity Jeopardy!
05:59All-Stars.
05:59Don't you go anywhere.
06:01Okay, we did it.
06:02First one in the middle.
06:03Move it, guys.
06:03We did it.
06:04Move it.
06:05No big mistakes.
06:06Move it.
06:10Katie Nolan, originally from Framingham, Massachusetts, is a sports media personality, a host, and
06:15a former Celebrity Jeopardy! finalist, if I might add.
06:18How does it feel to be back?
06:20It's good.
06:20I never thought I'd be back here, so it's very exciting.
06:23Jeopardy! was the highlight of my life, so...
06:26Is that right?
06:27Yes.
06:27I'm very, very excited to be back, and I hope I don't...
06:29We are flattered.
06:29Yeah, it's the best.
06:30This is the best show on television.
06:32You know that.
06:32It's pretty good.
06:33Yeah.
06:33It's pretty good.
06:34Do you have any expectations for yourself this time?
06:36Former finalist, that's quite a resume.
06:37I know.
06:38So I'm trying not to hold myself to too high of a standard, because I don't want to put
06:40too much pressure.
06:42But I'd like to win it all this time.
06:44I lost in the finals to Lisa Ann, a worthy competitor.
06:47She's very good.
06:48Excited to see again, but yeah, I'd like her to get eliminated before we, I just, you know
06:54what I mean?
06:54I just want to win this time.
06:55I want to win.
06:56You don't want the rematch with Lisa Ann?
06:57No, I would.
06:58I mean, look, everybody, there's so many talented people that are here.
07:01Sure.
07:01This is like much more stressful than last time, I feel, because of the all-star of
07:06it all.
07:06So I'm a little, I'm nervous, but excited.
07:08Because you got some experience under your belt.
07:10Yeah.
07:10If I remember right, she was the only player in that finals who remembered the phrase,
07:14the butler did it.
07:14Yeah, Ken, you remember right.
07:16Oh.
07:16Here's the thing.
07:17So like, I realized afterwards, and I'm sure you've heard this before from contestants
07:21on Jeopardy, I knew that phrase.
07:24It just didn't come to mind at all.
07:26It was the butler did it, was the final Jeopardy.
07:28And I realized afterwards, because everybody told me on social media, that when the Patriots
07:34won the Super Bowl against the Seahawks, sorry, don't be mad, Malcolm Butler intercepted
07:39the pass, and the butler did it was like the headline across, so I absolutely should have
07:44known.
07:44There was a sports way to get that.
07:46Yes, I think I even had a t-shirt that said the butler dates since Ben donated, but I
07:50had one, and it did not come to mind.
07:52I was very disappointed.
07:52Well, best of luck to you.
07:54Thanks for making a return to Celebrity Jeopardy.
07:56To play, among others, Mark Duplass, an actor, writer, and producer originally from New Orleans.
08:01You played very well in your first Celebrity Jeopardy appearance.
08:05The Daily Doubles didn't go your way, but it was a great game, Mark.
08:08Have you been preparing differently this time out?
08:10A hundred percent.
08:12Okay.
08:12I went full-on, like, SAT prep mode last time and very much stressed myself out watching
08:18hundreds of episodes of Jeopardy and reading trivia books, and I think maybe, like, half
08:24of one thing helped me on one of the answers.
08:26So this time, I was like, you know what?
08:28I'm gonna mellow it out a little bit, kind of, you know, just listen to some Yanni, some
08:33Enya on the way in.
08:35So you were a little over-prepared, you feel?
08:37I think I was over-prepared.
08:38I was also a little over-caffeinated and over-hydrated.
08:41And so, uh, I was also...
08:43I really had to pee for, like, half of the game.
08:46We should go back and look at tape and see if we can tell.
08:49It's...
08:49It's...
08:49There's a lot of bounce.
08:50A little dancing?
08:51A lot of leg jiggle.
08:52A little dancing going on?
08:53And, uh, my friend John C. Reilly once said, look, you can't be funny if you have to pee.
08:57So you always gotta pee before you go on stage.
08:59And apparently, you can't be intelligent if you have to pee as well.
09:02By the way, we can break at any time.
09:04I don't want, like, Mark's bladder to alarm either of you.
09:08Everybody gets all the potty breaks they need on Celebrity Jeopardy also.
09:11My promise to you three.
09:12Rachel Dratch is here, originally from Lexington, Massachusetts.
09:16You were a very impressive player in your first Celebrity Jeopardy appearance.
09:20If I remember right, like, ten consecutive clues at the start of the game responded to correctly
09:25by you and made it to the semifinals.
09:27Semifinals, yeah.
09:28Your fellow contestants here have called you one to watch out for.
09:30Oh.
09:31They're scouting you.
09:32Wow.
09:33That's flattering.
09:34I don't know.
09:35I don't know if my synapses are going as well as they were last time, but hopefully they are.
09:39Yes.
09:40Do you have confidence from that great performance last time out here on the Alex Trebek stage?
09:44That was a good, like, sort of confluence of events because they were both sort of, like, word puzzle kind
09:48of things.
09:49I might be a little better at that than the more fact-related thing.
09:53So, I don't know.
09:54It's just sort of, you just have to try to have fun and relax, I think.
09:58That's, I mean.
09:58Relax.
09:59Everybody relax.
10:00Relax, everyone.
10:02Okay.
10:02You have command of the board right now, Rachel.
10:04Oh, okay.
10:05Just $600 off the lead.
10:06Three categories left.
10:07What do you like up there?
10:09Okay, how about, um, world history quiz for $300?
10:14In July 1588, this fleet, not your favorite year, this fleet of ships under the command of
10:21the Duke of Medina Sedonia was spotted off the English coast.
10:25Rachel.
10:26What is the Spanish Armada?
10:27What is the Spanish Armada?
10:28That's correct.
10:28Yeah.
10:29Good job.
10:30Oh, but can I tell you something in Satan right now?
10:31Absolutely.
10:32I'm not kidding.
10:33That was some regular Jeopardy.
10:34This is crazy.
10:36The guy that was doing my hair this morning, I was like, tell me something.
10:40Well, I was like, I don't know facts.
10:41He's like, oh, like the Spanish Armada.
10:43And I was like, well, let me look that up.
10:46It's the only research I did for this whole thing.
10:49Okay, I'm sorry, but I'm freaking out.
10:50Just to be clear, Rachel, the guy who did your hair knew nothing about the contents of
10:54the Jeopardy game board.
10:54It was the Spanish Armada at perfect.
10:56That's perfect.
10:57And you saw 1588 and you were like, oh, that's my, I hate that year.
11:01It was just on my mind.
11:02And it was the, you're.
11:03This is insane.
11:03Okay, sorry, everyone.
11:04I really took a tangent turn there, but okay.
11:07It's a good tangent.
11:08Okay.
11:09A good tangent.
11:09Select again and we'll see what else your, what else your hairdresser knows.
11:12Okay, world history quiz for 400, please.
11:14Answer there.
11:15Oh, boy.
11:16Look at that.
11:17Oh, boy.
11:17I don't know history.
11:19Okay.
11:19The Spanish Armada hooked you up, Rachel.
11:22Oh, my God.
11:22History.
11:23You're just $300 behind Katie.
11:25How much of that $1,500 do you want to risk on world history quiz?
11:28I'm just going to do $300.
11:30Okay.
11:31You'll be tied for the lead if you're right.
11:33Here's your clue.
11:34After making the mistake of shacking up with the wrong beefcake, she became the last ruler
11:39of the Ptolemaic dynasty in Egypt.
11:42I don't know.
11:43Who is Cleopatra?
11:44Cleopatra's right.
11:45Yeah.
11:46You're tied for first place.
11:50You're now two for two in world history.
11:52You want to go back to it?
11:53All right.
11:54How about world history for 500, please?
11:57This ninth leader of the Aztec Empire tried to pay Hernán Cortés in gold to stay away.
12:02Cortés kidnapped him.
12:07It's bad news for Montezuma.
12:09Of course.
12:09Back to you, Rachel.
12:11Okay.
12:11How about you're invited to the wedding for 300?
12:15You're invited to the wedding of Georg von Trapp in this film.
12:18Oddly, during the ceremony, you'll hear nuns sing about how his bride Maria is a problem.
12:24Katie.
12:24What is the sound of music?
12:25Yes.
12:26Rude nuns.
12:27Ah, you're invited to the wedding, uh, 400.
12:31Of these two guys on Modern Family, nothing will stop the wedding.
12:35Not even a wildfire or the officiant's water breaking.
12:41It's been a minute.
12:43The character names Mitch and Cam.
12:44Mitch.
12:45Back to you, Katie.
12:46Mitch.
12:46I couldn't remember Mitch.
12:47I didn't know if I would get half credit.
12:49No half credit, I'm sorry.
12:50You're invited to the wedding for 500, Ken.
12:52Of Lillian and Doug in this movie.
12:54Rose Byrne, who's in the wedding party, hired Wilson Phillips to sing Hold On.
12:58Mark.
12:59What is Bridesmaids?
13:00That's the movie.
13:01Let's do King James Bible Tells Me So for 400.
13:04How be it the hair of this man's head began to grow again after he was shaven.
13:09Rachel.
13:10Who is Samson?
13:11Right.
13:11Um, how about a Bible for 500, please?
13:15And this man said, divide the living child in two and give half to the one and half to
13:20the other.
13:21Rachel.
13:21Who is Solomon?
13:22Yes.
13:22King Solomon.
13:23Um, Bible for 300, please.
13:25If thou refuse to let my people go, behold, tomorrow will I bring these insects into thy coast.
13:32Katie.
13:32What are locusts?
13:33Threatening locusts, right.
13:35Uh, King James Bible for 200.
13:37And the Lord spake unto the fish, and it vomited out this man upon the dry land.
13:42Rachel.
13:43Who is Jonah?
13:44Jonah got vomited.
13:45Yes.
13:45Um, King James Bible for 100.
13:48Where is Abel thy brother?
13:49And he said, I know not.
13:51Am I these three words?
13:53Katie.
13:54What is my brother's keeper?
13:55Those are the words.
13:56Uh, let's do you're invited to the wedding for 200.
14:00Of Daphne and Simon, aka the Duke of Hastings, on this steamy show that's the talk of the
14:05tawn.
14:06Katie.
14:07What is Bridgerton?
14:08Yes.
14:09Wedding for 100?
14:10Of Ross and Emily on this TV series.
14:13You'll want a good seat, so arrive early.
14:15Ross is going to say the wrong name.
14:17Katie.
14:17What is Friends?
14:18Of course.
14:19World history quiz for two.
14:21South African jazz musician Hugh Masekela wrote Bring Him Back Home about this leader
14:26imprisoned for 27 years.
14:28Rachel.
14:29Who is Nelson Mandela?
14:30That's right.
14:31Here's the final clue.
14:32Perhaps we're all related to this Mongol emperor who pillaged and plundered from 1206 to 1227.
14:39Mark.
14:39Who is Attila?
14:41Not Attila.
14:42Rachel or Katie?
14:43Rachel.
14:43Who is Genghis Khan?
14:45That's the right conqueror.
14:46That means Rachel has a $400 lead at the end of the Jeopardy round.
14:50Mark's got a little catching up to do, but fear not, Mark.
14:52Two rounds of Jeopardy to come, and Double Jeopardy will begin right after this.
14:58You're a history buff.
14:59That was awesome.
15:00I should have made more.
15:02I mean, but you can't.
15:03I can't believe you guys have.
15:04That's crazy.
15:08Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy All-Stars.
15:10Let's show our three celebs the new categories in Double Jeopardy.
15:13First up, we're blinding you with science.
15:17Then we have wordplay in rap, followed by middle D, because D will be the exact middle
15:24letter in each response.
15:26After that, help a poet out, stamp of approval, and finally, let's go tubing.
15:32And I should say, for legal reasons, these are not actual travel tips.
15:36Do not try this at home.
15:37Mark, you're up first.
15:38Let's do middle D for $600.
15:41These three letters follow the dot in Stanford's URL.
15:45Mark.
15:45What is edu?
15:47You got it.
15:48Let's do middle D for $800.
15:50To lead the orchestra.
15:52Rachel.
15:52What is conduct?
15:53That's the right word.
15:55Middle D for $1,000.
15:56The red elm and blue beech are this type of tree that sheds leaves seasonally.
16:02Rachel.
16:02What is deciduous?
16:03That's right, for $1,000.
16:05Okay, help a poet out for $400, please.
16:08Lewis Carroll had a walrus talk of many things, of shoes and ships and ceiling wax, of cabbages
16:14and these rulers.
16:15Katie.
16:16What are kings?
16:17Right.
16:18Wordplay and rap for $600.
16:21Wear a sweater when big boy from this duo is on the mic.
16:24On AT Aliens, he raps, I'm cooler than a polar bear's toenails.
16:28Katie.
16:29What is outcast?
16:30Correct.
16:31Wordplay and rap $800.
16:33Posthumously released, Thug's Mansion by this rapper imagines a heaven where you can
16:37drink schnapps with Sam Cooke.
16:43More posthumous releases perhaps than any other man in history.
16:45Who is Tupac?
16:46Back to you, Katie.
16:48Of course.
16:48Can you cut out where none of us got that?
16:52Let's try wordplay and rap for $1,000.
16:55On this group's album, The Low End Theory, Fife Dog boasts of being smooth like butter
17:00with the ladies.
17:02Man.
17:04Old school.
17:05You thought of it too late, Katie?
17:07Yeah.
17:07Do you want to take a shot just for funsies?
17:09Is it a trap called Quest?
17:10It is.
17:10Yeah.
17:11But you get brownie points with the album.
17:12Thank you so much.
17:14Let's go away from there.
17:15Let's go to, we're blinding you as science for $600.
17:19If you have a high or fast this, the process by which the body provides you energy, you
17:24burn calories quickly, even when at rest.
17:27Katie.
17:27What is metabolism?
17:28Yes.
17:29Science for eight.
17:31Molten rock that is below the surface of the earth is called this five-letter word.
17:35When ejected, it's called lava.
17:37Rachel.
17:38What is magma?
17:39You're right.
17:40Um, blinding me with science for $1,000.
17:42Answer there.
17:43Another Daily Double for you, Rachel.
17:48You're in the lead now.
17:49How much do you want to risk on, we're blinding you with science?
17:53I think I'll do $1,500.
17:55Okay.
17:56Getting a little bolder this time.
17:57Getting a little sassy.
17:58Let's see how it goes for you.
18:00I don't know.
18:00Good luck.
18:01We're blinding you with science.
18:03Sounding a bit like dinnerware, they're the components of blood that gang up together to form clots.
18:09Uh-oh.
18:12What are platelets?
18:13That's right.
18:14Yeah.
18:14They sound like dinnerware because they're platelets.
18:17Well done.
18:18Were you just playing that up, Rachel?
18:20You had that all along.
18:24Okay.
18:24Um, how about Help a Poet Out for $600, please?
18:27Answer there is another Daily Double.
18:29Look at this.
18:30Oh my God, she's killing us.
18:32Three for three on finding the Daily Double so far.
18:34What do you want to bet on?
18:35Help a Poet Out.
18:36Do you like poetry?
18:37I do.
18:38I'll do, um, $2,000.
18:40Okay.
18:41Each time a little bit braver.
18:43$9,300 if you're right, Rachel.
18:44Here's your clue in Help a Poet Out.
18:46She wrote the immortal,
18:48Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me.
18:52Who is Emily Dickinson?
18:53It is Emily Dickinson, yes.
18:55Well done.
18:56Not just three for three in finding the Daily Double.
18:58You are three for three in responding correctly.
19:00And now it's back to you to sell out.
19:01Okay, how about Help a Poet Out for $800, please?
19:04The ancient mariner in Coleridge's famous poem shot this seabird, and about my neck it
19:09was hung.
19:10Curses.
19:11Katie.
19:11What is an albatross?
19:12That is right.
19:13Uh, middle D for $400.
19:16It's never a fun day when you find out the IRS wants to conduct this type of review of
19:20your tax returns.
19:21Mark.
19:22What is an audit?
19:23Yes.
19:24Let's go tubing for $1,000.
19:25Why not?
19:27Don't spill your cerveza waving at both Texas and Mexico while tubing down this fifth longest
19:32North American river.
19:34Mark.
19:34What is the Rio Grande?
19:35You're right, for $1,000.
19:36Let's go tubing for $800.
19:38Let's tube through this Dutch city on the Amstel River, the source of the city's name.
19:43Mark.
19:43What is Amsterdam?
19:44Amsterdam is named for the Amstel.
19:46You have $3,500.
19:47You're on a bit of a roll, Mark, so I hate to pause here, but we have to do it
19:50for commercial
19:50reasons.
19:51But you're watching Celebrity Jeopardy!
19:52All-Stars.
19:59Katie Nolan is a big Jeopardy!
20:00fan.
20:01Shows up in her gameplay.
20:02You actually got to meet some of your favorite Jeopardy!
20:05personalities today, right?
20:06Earlier today, before we came in here, they were like, hey, we gotta shoot some social
20:09stuff.
20:09Come out of your trailer.
20:10And I was standing there, and they were filming me.
20:12They're being kind of vague about what we were going to be doing.
20:15So I was just kind of standing there, you know?
20:17And then Sam Buttrey came walking out, surprised me, and we called Andrew He on the phone.
20:24So I got to talk to friends, Sam Buttrey and Andrew He.
20:28They really are friends in real life.
20:29Did you feel like you were listening to their podcast, hanging out with them?
20:32Yes!
20:33There's just, I love them both.
20:34My fiance and I watch this show every single night, and we have some of our favorites.
20:38Those two certainly rank among those.
20:39So it was incredible.
20:40Being here is truly my favorite thing on earth.
20:43Did you get any tips from Sam and or Andrew He?
20:45They just said deep breaths.
20:47I got a locker room hype up speech from Andrew He, but it was all just sports cliches.
20:52So it might help, but who knows?
20:54As a sports journalist, there's nothing you want to hear more than locker room cliches, right?
20:57I've heard them all, you know?
20:58Now, all three of you are playing for charity today.
21:00Yes.
21:01Tell us about your organization.
21:02Yep, I'm playing for The Trevor Project, which is a wonderful charity that specializes
21:07in suicide prevention and crisis intervention for LGBTQ plus youth.
21:13So important.
21:13Yes, and was just recently the National Suicide Hotline stopped offering specialized services
21:18to this community, and they need them more than ever.
21:20So I'm hoping to raise a boatload of money for them today.
21:23What a great time to support The Trevor Project.
21:25Well done.
21:28Mark Duplass, I understand there's one particular Celebrity Jeopardy! All-Star you are hoping to meet.
21:34So, I am old friends with Ike Barinholtz, and my first time around, he sent me this lovely
21:40video that I still have training me on the art of the buzzer.
21:44So I sort of consider him my master and me the pupil.
21:48He's like Yoda.
21:49Yeah, he is.
21:50He's like, or Mr. Miyagi, one of those, of course.
21:52Someone wise.
21:53But I'm hopeful that, you know, like every good 80s action film, I will meet him in the
21:59finals and have the chance to upend my master.
22:03Sometimes The Apprentice does defeat the master.
22:06Very rarely, but...
22:07Well, sometimes it's because The Apprentice is like the bad guy, like Darth Vader.
22:10Are you Darth Vader in this scenario?
22:12Ike's Vader.
22:13Okay, Ike's Vader.
22:14I'm just Mrs. Doubtfire, really.
22:15Okay.
22:16That famous match between Darth Vader and Mrs. Doubtfire.
22:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:19What about your charity, Mark?
22:20Who are you playing for?
22:21So I'm playing for our family charity, the Soul Points Fund.
22:25We're sort of a scrappy, 100% volunteer-led disaster relief organization.
22:31And we've been focusing on the victims of the L.A. fires recently.
22:35There's a list of about 1,200 families who are just moving into their new permanent residences.
22:39And while they're receiving a lot of donations, like take this couch and take this dining room
22:43set, we like to offer them the dignity of choice.
22:46So we give them an unrestricted $1,000 wish list that they can be fulfilled with us.
22:52And they can sort of not only get the items that are practical for them, but some of those
22:55personal items that turn the new residents into a home.
22:59It's a home again.
22:59That's great.
23:00Thank you so much, Mark.
23:01Good luck to you.
23:04And Rachel Dratz.
23:05Rachel, I wanted to ask you, what surprised you about your first Celebrity Jeopardy! appearance?
23:11Oh, okay.
23:11So I was playing up against Macaulay Culkin.
23:14He's very smart, and he's very good at the game.
23:17He said his family used to watch Jeopardy! like every night.
23:20He was really, really good.
23:21It was neck and neck, neck and neck.
23:23Anyway, I did squeak past him.
23:25But the funny thing is, then I was at this party, and there at this party was Kieran Culkin,
23:31who I'd never met before.
23:32And he came up to me, and he just like looks me in the eye, and he goes,
23:35you destroyed my brother at Jeopardy!
23:37And for that, I thank you.
23:39Wow.
23:41I figured it was all in good fun, so, but that was pretty funny.
23:44If not, you are adding to whatever crazy rivalry exists in the Culkin family.
23:47I guess so, yeah.
23:48You just made it so much worse.
23:49I guess, but Macaulay is a very good player, so.
23:52He is, and he'll be back.
23:53I know, and he's back.
23:54Maybe we'll meet again.
23:55Tell us about your charity, Rachel.
23:57Oh, my charity is Family Reach, and it's an organization that helps out families dealing
24:01with cancer.
24:02So, you know, like if your kid has cancer, and you have to leave your job for a long time,
24:07or you're spending a lot of time in a hotel, in a hospital in another city, it covers things
24:12like, you know, rent, and groceries, and gas, and all the things you might not think about,
24:16so you don't have to stress about that.
24:17That can be so expensive.
24:18What a great charity.
24:19Well done.
24:20Good luck to all three charities.
24:21You're all playing well, but Mark, you have command of the board right now.
24:24Let's get back into the Double Jeopardy! round.
24:27Let's go tubing for $600.
24:29Back to tubing.
24:30The Amazon River has these razor-toothed fishies, but most are scavengers or plant eaters, and
24:35won't bother us tubers.
24:37Katie.
24:38What are piranhas?
24:39Right.
24:40A stamp of approval for $800.
24:42A love stamp with radiating black lines and simple outlined figures is by this graffiti
24:47artist, gone too soon, aged 31 in 1990.
24:51Rachel.
24:52Who is Keith Haring?
24:53Yes.
24:53Um, stamp of approval for $600.
24:56To celebrate the 250th anniversary of our founding, a recent stamp set depicts a midnight rider
25:02and this city's Old North church.
25:05Mark.
25:05What is Boston?
25:06That's correct, and you're the only one here not from the Boston area.
25:09Well done.
25:10Let's go with stamp of approval for $1,000.
25:13Honored with a 2023 stamp, this civil rights leader and U.S. congressman was committed to
25:18making good trouble.
25:20Rachel.
25:20Who is John Lewis?
25:21Right, for $1,000.
25:22Um, help a poet out for $1,000, please.
25:24Perhaps feeling merciful, Alexander Pope wrote, to err is human, to forgive this.
25:30Katie.
25:31What is divine?
25:32You add $1,000.
25:33Uh, blinding you with science for $400.
25:37There are a total of 46 of these in most human cells, and genes within them contain all our
25:43hereditary information.
25:44Rachel.
25:45What is DNA?
25:46Not DNA.
25:47Oh.
25:47Mark.
25:48What is RNA?
25:49Also not RNA.
25:51You drop a bit too.
25:52Katie, not going to try it?
25:53I think I know it, but...
25:54There are 46 chromosomes.
25:55That's right.
25:56Oh, okay.
25:56Katie, steal your board.
25:58I didn't want to be wrong.
25:58X and Y and all that stuff.
26:00Yeah, something like that.
26:01Um, stamp of approval for $400.
26:04The bluegrass stamp depicts a guitar, mandolin, fiddle, and this stringed instrument with a
26:10five-letter name.
26:11Katie.
26:11What is a banjo?
26:12Also a banjo.
26:13Uh, stamp of approval for $200.
26:15The critters featured in the Baby Wild Animals stamp set include owls, a deer, and a kit.
26:21The word for the young of this sly canine.
26:24Mark.
26:25What is a fox?
26:25Right.
26:26Let's go tubing for $400.
26:28I love the tubing.
26:29Can't decide whether to pump up the tubes and head down the blue or the white branches of
26:33this long African river.
26:35Mark.
26:36What is the Nile?
26:36That's the right river.
26:38Uh, let's go tubing for $200.
26:39The Columbia River sounds like a great ride, but we should jump out before it empties into
26:44this ocean, as it could be dangerous.
26:48I hate rivers.
26:50Wow.
26:50A lot of anti-river sentiment from Katie there.
26:53No, the Columbia empties into the Pacific Ocean.
26:56Back to you, Mark.
26:57Let's go middle D for two.
26:58Author James, or acting's Alec.
27:01Katie.
27:02What is Baldwin?
27:03Yeah.
27:04Wordplay and rap for $400.
27:06On the song Gloria, this rapper, aka K-Dot, personifies his writing as a woman whose favorite
27:12movie is The Notebook.
27:13Katie.
27:14Who is Kendrick Lamar?
27:15It is.
27:16Wordplay and rap for two.
27:17I want to say thanks a millie for the phonetics lesson from this rapper who taught us G's move
27:22in silence like lasagna.
27:25Katie.
27:25Who is Lil Wayne?
27:26It is.
27:27Uh, science for two.
27:30Salamanders are amphibians, while lizards are actually this type of animal that includes
27:34turtles and snakes.
27:36Mark.
27:37What are reptiles?
27:38Yes.
27:38Help out a poet for two.
27:39One more time, helping a poet out.
27:41As if a candle were going out, Dylan Thomas wrote, rage, rage against the dying of this.
27:47Rachel.
27:47What is light?
27:48Dying of the light, yes.
27:50So you have the lead at the end of the double jeopardy round, but I don't want to alarm anyone.
27:53We are not done.
27:54We still have Triple Jeopardy on deck, so don't go anywhere.
27:57You're watching Celebrity Jeopardy All-Star.
28:00Triple.
28:01Jeopardy.
28:02Anything.
28:03Triple.
28:03Anything can happen.
28:07Rachel Dratch has swept the Daily Double so far, but there are three more on the board
28:11in Triple Jeopardy.
28:11Anything can happen.
28:12Here are the categories.
28:14We have presidential roasts up first, followed by award speeches.
28:19Who said it?
28:20Then translate the common phrase, signs and the city.
28:24Some chat GPT prompts and queries.
28:27And finally, never call Saul.
28:30You'll want to beware of your advice from this very terrible attorney.
28:34Mark, you're up first.
28:35Let's do award speeches for $1,200.
28:37Answer.
28:38A Daily Double for you.
28:40Right out of the gate, Mark.
28:42Right out of the gate.
28:44Let's go True.
28:44Let's go True Daily Double.
28:46Let's go.
28:46Wow.
28:47Mark is gunning for second place with a True Daily Double.
28:50Here's your clue in award speeches.
28:52Who said it?
28:53At the 2023 Golden Globes, Mike White, you've given me a new beginning, even if this is
28:59the end, because you did kill me off.
29:01Who is Jennifer Coolidge?
29:02That's correct.
29:03Talking about the White Lotus.
29:05And suddenly marks the second place.
29:07Very nice.
29:08Let's do award speeches for $900.
29:11At the Tonys, you let David Diggs turn your couplet into a triplet.
29:15You give him the mic, he grips it and spits it.
29:17Rips it and flips it.
29:19Rachel.
29:19Who is Lin-Manuel Miranda?
29:21That's right.
29:22Award speeches for $1,500.
29:26On the Oscars stage, this moment is for Dorothy Dandridge, Lena Horne, Diane Carroll.
29:31Rachel.
29:32Who is Halle Berry?
29:32You are correct for $1,500.
29:34Signs and the City for $900, please.
29:37In 2017, she made an appearance near her old Midtown office for the dedication of Ms. Magazine
29:43Way.
29:44Katie.
29:45Who is Gloria Steinem?
29:46Yes.
29:47Translate the common phrase, $1,200.
29:49Answer.
29:50A Daily Double for you.
29:52That's cool.
29:55You actually look excited when you get a Daily Double, Katie.
29:57I love this.
29:58Translate from what language, Ken?
30:00Do we know?
30:00We're going to know in a second.
30:01Okay, great.
30:02Can't know.
30:02Let's do, um, let's do, uh, $5,000.
30:07Okay.
30:07That would put you in the lead if you're correct.
30:09Aye, aye.
30:10In Translate the Common Phrase, it's not a good idea to criticize or applaud a novel based
30:17on the look of its dust jacket.
30:19What is, don't judge a book by its cover?
30:21Yes, this is an English category.
30:23Come on, Bob.
30:24English category.
30:25No.
30:25Katie.
30:26No?
30:26Katie.
30:26Oh, I'm so sorry.
30:27I'm so sorry.
30:28I didn't get it.
30:28I didn't get it.
30:28I'm so sorry.
30:29That could have gone terribly wrong.
30:30Yeah, yeah.
30:31Let's go to, uh, chat GPT prompts and queries for $900.
30:36Can you settle hashtag dressgate from 2015 and reveal if that dress was really white and gold
30:41or these two colors?
30:43It was those two.
30:44Rachel.
30:45What is blue and black?
30:46It was blue and black.
30:47Um, how about, uh,
30:48never call Sol for $1,200.
30:51Let's get some advice from Sol.
30:53Sol.
30:53Sol is constantly objecting.
30:55And when the judge rules against him with this other O word, Sol says, whatever.
31:00Katie.
31:01What is overruled?
31:01Yes, you're in the lead.
31:03Uh, never call Sol for $1,500.
31:06Sol always asks odd questions like,
31:09what's your sign during this French-named two-word jury selection process?
31:14Mark.
31:14What is voir dire?
31:15Yes, voir dire is right.
31:17Well done.
31:18Let's do, uh, Sins in the City for $1,200.
31:21Signs in the City.
31:22Signs in the City.
31:24River Avenue, which borders Yankee Stadium, tweaked one of its signs in 2014 to bear the
31:30name of this Hall of Fame relief pitcher.
31:32Katie.
31:33Who is Mariano Rivera?
31:33Yes.
31:35Uh, yeah.
31:37Let's do Signs in the City for $1,500.
31:40The locale of the sign?
31:41In the trio's words, in case you wonder what all this means, we're funky fresh from this
31:46nave in Queens.
31:51Run DMC.
31:56We're not doing a great job with rap today.
31:58That might be all the rap.
32:00No promises.
32:00But that might be it.
32:01Um, let's go to translate the common phrase for $900.
32:05Your Dalmatian has lived a long time now, so don't attempt to get him to jump through a fiery
32:10hoop for the first time.
32:11Katie.
32:12What is you can't teach old dogs new tricks?
32:15Yes.
32:16Nice.
32:16Uh, translate the common phrase $1,500.
32:20Neither rubles, nor euros, nor dollar bills are organically produced by willows, poplars,
32:25or redwoods.
32:26Katie.
32:27What is money doesn't grow on trees?
32:28Right again.
32:29Um, presidential roasts for $600.
32:32In 1933, he got a horse named New Deal.
32:35I guess it didn't like its new owner because it went through a Great Depression.
32:39Mark?
32:40Who is FDR?
32:40That's right.
32:41Okay.
32:42Let's go with chat GPT prompts for $1,200.
32:45I need to tip off my family that I hired a moyle to perform this Jewish ceremony for
32:50my baby boy.
32:51Can you make an announcement?
32:53Rachel.
32:53What is a bris?
32:54Yes.
32:55Um, chat GPT for $1,500.
32:59Which advocate for nonviolence would win in a fight?
33:02This Walden Ryder or Gandhi?
33:04Rachel.
33:05Who is Thoreau?
33:06That's correct.
33:07He would win, by the way.
33:08Yes.
33:09Okay.
33:10Um, how about presidential roasts for $900?
33:14Answer, the final daily level of the game.
33:17Come on, Rachel.
33:18This time, in this round, everybody found one.
33:21This means you're in second place now, Rachel.
33:23What do you want to risk on presidential roasts?
33:25Presidents.
33:26I'm just going to, I don't know.
33:28I'll do $3,000 and I'm scared.
33:30That will give you the lead whether or not you're scared.
33:32If you're correct, here's your clue.
33:34You're number two.
33:36No, really.
33:36You're on the face of the $2 bill.
33:38That's how much your country thinks of you.
33:41Oh, no.
33:42I don't know this.
33:42Oh, I don't know this.
33:44Who is, um, who is Theodore Roosevelt?
33:47I don't know.
33:48Oh, sorry.
33:49No.
33:49Thomas Jefferson.
33:50You just don't see $2 bills very often, right?
33:52Darn it.
33:53Okay.
33:53You lost a few $2 bills there, Rachel, but you're still in second place.
33:56Okay.
33:56How about, um, chat GPT for $600?
33:59I've got a quiz booth at Black Rock City.
34:01How long does it take to drive from Los Angeles to this annual festival in Nevada?
34:06Rachel?
34:07What is Burning Man?
34:07Yeah.
34:08See, I know Burning Man.
34:10Okay.
34:11Okay, how about common phrase for $600?
34:14Those who plead for money should not be too picky about what they receive.
34:18Katie?
34:19What is beggars can't be choosers?
34:20That's the phrase.
34:22Uh, presidential roasts for $1,200.
34:26He went by Dutch, but was from Illinois.
34:28That's like Arkansas-born Bill Clinton being nicknamed Ethiopian.
34:35Who is Ronald Reagan?
34:37Yeah.
34:38Dutch Reagan.
34:39All right.
34:39Back to you, Katie.
34:40Sorry, presidents.
34:41Um, let's go with, translate the common phrase, $300.
34:44One Granny Smith every 24-hour period ensures that the physician will not be coming over
34:49to see you.
34:50Mark?
34:51What is an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
34:53Right.
34:53All right, let's do presidential roast $1,500.
34:56Take a Sesame Street denizen and a city in Ohio to get the name of this 19th century prez.
35:02Don't blame me.
35:03I voted for Oscar Akron.
35:05Mark?
35:05Who is Grover Cleveland?
35:06Right again.
35:07Let's do signs in the city.
35:11Leaving Brooklyn?
35:12Look up.
35:12The borough offers humorous exit signs reading forget about it and this two-word Yiddish plaint.
35:19Rachel?
35:19What is oy vey?
35:20The other sign says oy vey.
35:22Um, okay, award speeches for $600.
35:26At the 2012 Emmys, I don't see anything funny about me being vice president of the United
35:31States.
35:32Katie?
35:32Who is Julia Louis-Dreyfus?
35:34Yes.
35:35Uh, never call Saul $900.
35:38After multiple warnings about wearing silly wigs to trial, Saul got thrown in jail for this
35:43charge of court.
35:45Katie?
35:45What is contempt?
35:46Yes.
35:47Never call Saul $600.
35:49Saul's closing argument called this person, the term for the one who speaks for the jury,
35:53a bonehead.
35:54Mark?
35:55What is the foreman?
35:56Yes.
35:57Let's do, uh, signs in the city for three.
36:00The number values on one street sign are an adorable nod to Queens resident Alfred Butts,
36:05creator of this game.
36:06Mark?
36:07What is Monopoly?
36:08No.
36:09Katie?
36:09What is Scrabble?
36:10Yeah, those are the tile values in Scrabble.
36:12Yeah, there was a whole clue up there that you look at.
36:15Um, never call Saul $300.
36:19I could feel the judge's blood start to boil after Saul's cell phone went off once again.
36:23It's ringtone, my humps, by this group.
36:27Katie?
36:27Who are the Black Eyed Peas?
36:28Yeah.
36:30Um, award speeches, who said it for $300, please?
36:32In 2020.
36:33This is my first Grammys.
36:35I grew up watching them, and this is my brother, Phineas, and he's my best friend.
36:39Katie?
36:40Who is Billie Eilish?
36:41Yes.
36:41Uh, ChatGPT prompts and queries for $300.
36:44Mention my degree from Clown College and my five-plus years of experience in balloon
36:48making when you draw up this document for me.
36:54Someone asking ChatGPT to do their resume.
36:57Yes.
36:57Ah, okay.
36:57Here's the last clue in Presidential Roasts.
37:00In 1973, he said, I'm not a crook.
37:03Well, then maybe I'm not the host of Jeopardy!
37:06Rachel?
37:07Who's Nixon?
37:07Nixon is correct, yes.
37:09Look at these scores.
37:09Three great performances in this game from our celebrities.
37:12Good job, guys.
37:13But it's Katie Nolan in the lead as we head into Final Jeopardy!
37:17Let's see what category will decide this thing for you.
37:20You'll be making your wagers based on your knowledge of animals.
37:23We'll pause while they do that, and then we'll come right back with the clue.
37:35Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy! All-Stars.
37:37As we know that animals is the Final Jeopardy! category, let's find out what our stars know about animals.
37:43Here's the clue.
37:45The genus name of this animal is Phascolarctos, meaning pouched bear.
37:5030 seconds.
37:51Good luck.
37:52Good luck!
37:52Good luck!
38:09All-Stars and Tourists
38:17Good luck!
38:22Let's start in the middle with Mark Duplass.
38:25A great score, 13,200.
38:26Will he be adding to it?
38:28He wrote down, what is the kangaroo?
38:32I'm afraid that's not the right marsupial.
38:35Mark, what did you wager?
38:37He went big from third.
38:39That leaves him with zero dollars.
38:41But of course, he won't wind up with zero dollars.
38:43Rachel Dratch was in second place with 15,400.
38:45What did she come up with?
38:47A different marsupial.
38:48She wrote down opossum.
38:50And I'm afraid it's not the opossum either.
38:52Rachel, what did you wager?
38:54Some random number.
38:55You will lose a random 9,101,
38:58leaving you with an even more random 6,299.
39:02Katie Nolan had a narrow lead with 21,700
39:05after a great Triple Jeopardy round.
39:07What did she come up with?
39:09What is koala?
39:10That's correct.
39:11We often call it a koala bear, but it's a marsupial,
39:14which means it's got a pouch,
39:15just like the kangaroo and the opossum.
39:17Nicely done, Katie.
39:19You wagered 91,01.
39:21Your score goes up to 30,801.
39:24But what really matters is,
39:25you will be advancing to the semifinals.
39:28Congratulations, Katie.
39:30Rachel and Mark, thank you so much for being here.
39:33$30,000 will go to each of your charities.
39:35That was a great game.
39:37Katie, we'll be seeing you in the semis.
39:39And I hope we see all of you on the very next
39:42Celebrity Jeopardy All-Stars.
39:43Good night, everybody.
39:45Craving more competition?
39:46The latest episodes of Jeopardy are now streaming on Hulu.
39:50Well played, you guys.
39:51So smart.
39:52You guys are so smart.
39:53You guys are pretty smart.
39:54It's annoying when, like, talented, funny people
39:57are also good at Jeopardy.
39:58Can't that be our thing?
40:00Like, can't that be the nerd's thing?
40:02Why do you guys have to be good at Jeopardy?
40:04All three of you played very well and had great moments.
40:07Rachel, so impressive in that game.
40:09You found four Daily Doubles, got the first three right.
40:11You answered the national motto of France in French.
40:15Oui, oui.
40:16That's a little flex.
40:18Liberté, égalité.
40:19No, I took French, so you remember those things.
40:22Is that right?
40:22But I'll never look at a $2 bill the same way again, yeah.
40:27I mean, luckily, we hardly ever see them,
40:29so you're not going to be tormented by your past too often.
40:31That's true.
40:32That's true.
40:32Katie, you're going to be playing again in the semis.
40:35Mm-hmm.
40:36What do you think?
40:36Is your inner competitor excited about this, apprehensive?
40:39Yeah.
40:39I'm going to go do wind sprints outside
40:42and just get myself kind of back in the zone.
40:44I'm excited.
40:45It's another thing to be nervous about, you know?
40:47It's like, at least you can stop being nervous.
40:50Wow.
40:51You just won the game, Katie, stand out.
40:52It's just the facts.
40:53It's just the facts.
40:54This is a tough competition.
40:55This is what it takes to be a winner, Kenny.
40:58You can tell that you two come from the world of TV
41:00where it's like, oh, no, you're great, you're great,
41:02and Katie comes from sports.
41:02I know, and I feel so glad the whole time.
41:05I was like, I get too competitive in these moments,
41:07and you were so supportive, both of you, and it's...
41:09I think you were all...
41:10And look what that did for us.
41:13Look what that did for us.
41:15Luckily, all three of you did very well today.
41:17Thanks for playing for such worthy charities,
41:19and Katie, best of luck in the summer.
41:22It was fun.
41:24Let's break it.
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