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Deadloch S02E06 (2026)
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00:03What are you doing here?
00:04You're not supposed to be doing this.
00:06You're a cop.
00:06Yes, I know I am a cop.
00:08That is why I am here.
00:10Triphiantic protected species is profoundly illegal regime.
00:13Yeah, but this is my first shift.
00:14I didn't know it was croc hunting.
00:15Let's go!
00:15Fucking cash and hand jobs.
00:17It's always something disgusting.
00:18Or legal.
00:18Or both.
00:19Okay, let's get in there, boys.
00:20All right, let's go!
00:22I need to get out of here.
00:23Yeah, so do I.
00:24I teach Great Three back in Dublin.
00:25I'm not about to get locked up from one of your poxie detention centers.
00:27Where is your cop?
00:28I don't have a fucking cop!
00:29Let's go!
00:32Okay.
00:33You can just come for me.
00:34This way.
00:37Let's get airborne!
00:38Come on!
00:39My phone's in the chopper.
00:41Where's yours?
00:41My phone's dead.
00:45Okay, I'll stop this guy.
00:46He lives on an avocado farm not far from here.
00:48We can go there, charge your phone.
00:50We can call someone to pick us up.
00:51How far away is it?
00:52Just 25Ks.
00:53What?
00:53We'll be there by sunrise.
00:54Come on, ducky.
00:59You two are really lucky we were out on the road.
01:01Leo and I just dropped the backpackers off at the airport.
01:04They made us keep it a secret that they were alive until after they left so they didn't have to
01:07deal with Ebba's ex.
01:08And look, technically we should have reported it to the authorities, but when your actions hurt real people, then everybody
01:14knows you just have to do the right thing, Rasheed.
01:16Okay, Abby, I know that I stuffed up.
01:18Oh, you reckon, cunt?
01:21Yes, I do reckon.
01:23And I am trying to get Eddie out of this mess.
01:25That you dumped them in?
01:26Yes, that I dumped them in.
01:27Correct.
01:27Leo would never do that to me.
01:29Please leave me out of here.
01:30Also, as if Eddie killed Bushy.
01:32As if!
01:32Okay, I know that Eddie didn't kill Bushy.
01:36I think that Bushy was murdered by someone involved with Jason Wade because he uncovered the Croc safaris.
01:41But there is footage of Eddie following Bushy out of City HQ.
01:45And a bullet from Bushy's murder weapon was found in Eddie's Torchland Cruiser.
01:49So, until we have a reasonable explanation for that five-star buffet of evidence, there is no way those detectives
01:56will drop Eddie as a suspect.
01:58Kath, I love you so much.
02:00I love you too, so much.
02:02But, Dolce, those detectives are in our camper van.
02:04With two police officers.
02:05They said they had a breakthrough and now they're bagging up all of Eddie's things.
02:08Our piss bucket, their sports bras, Bushy's fuck off on fishing head, even her coat cans.
02:12Dolce, they're collecting Eddie's DNA.
02:14I heard them say they're taking them to the crime scene in the DR.
02:18Okay, Kath, everybody, we need to stall those detectives in whatever way you can.
02:22Not you, Rasheen.
02:23Oh, thank you, baby Jesus.
02:25Abby, do you have any idea where Eddie might be?
02:29Um...
02:29In the rivers of the sea, there are crocs of the sea, and now this biggest mob, but they're moving
02:33upstream.
02:34Crocodiles are deadly.
02:35Stay still.
02:35Oh, dear.
02:37Oi, did you...
02:37Oh, what the hell?
02:38Jason Wade's croc hunting safari.
02:40You're done.
02:41That's 80 bucks.
02:41Was there last night?
02:42Was there a hunt time?
02:43There was, hey?
02:44Oh, no, words instead of fists, Mick, that's your rule.
02:46You coconut, you said that you were going to work at Lander Crocs to learn the ropes for
02:49our cultural centre, but as soon as you put on that poxy croc lanyard, you started power
02:52tripping, ignoring your cultural responsibilities, waxing your thighs, and now I find out that
02:56you're in that day walker's chopper hunting our totem?
02:59No, I don't go on the hunts.
03:00I'm on the ground, Mick.
03:02Spud uses the drawing to find the shock crocs.
03:04And Jason gets me to collect them in an esky because he knows that it's not illegal for
03:07me to have them.
03:08What?
03:08Why isn't it illegal?
03:09Because it's cultural reasons.
03:10None of your business.
03:10Look, I'm really sorry, Mick.
03:12I tried to quit, but Jason said I'm in too deep now.
03:15I'm scared of him, sis.
03:16True God, the dude doesn't blink.
03:17Who that?
03:18Those detectives?
03:19Collins.
03:20I'm not answering.
03:20She's dead to me.
03:21Okay, Al.
03:22So you're not one of the big boys playing kill, kill, bang, bangs, but who is involved?
03:26Whose card is this?
03:27We know it belongs to Wade's liaison.
03:29We think this bloke bumped off Don Darrell, but he's dangerous, Al.
03:32He's a dangerous liaison.
03:34Dude, as if Jason would tell me who they are.
03:36I'm just black cladding.
03:37Hang on, did you just say they?
03:38Mm-hmm.
03:38Wait, is it Leo?
03:41Fuck, mementos!
03:43Oh, it's always the ones you least expect!
03:45Fucking rolled again!
03:46No, they, because there's been more than one liaison.
03:49They got rid of the first one six months ago.
03:51Shit, ready?
03:52That's why there's two numbers on the card.
03:54Yeah.
03:54Okay.
03:55Okay, so, we just need to connect Jason with these hunts and they hit on Don.
04:00He's using it, Bernard, to call these liaisons.
04:01We've got to find it.
04:02Buttnuss, can you get us into his office?
04:03It's Dulcy.
04:04I know Eddie didn't kill Bushy.
04:06This is all my fault.
04:07I spent the night trying to make this right.
04:08She keeps going, apologising, listing her mistakes.
04:10Hey, shame.
04:11Did she have an affair?
04:12Give me that.
04:12No, excuse me.
04:13You're on the hook for murder and she wants to help get you off.
04:16That's not our vibe at all.
04:17Get off?
04:17No, I'm mentally.
04:18Legally, not sexually.
04:20Oh, my goodness.
04:20I'm getting all flustered because you're making me defend a cop and your hair's all out.
04:24Can I go?
04:25No.
04:26Ready?
04:27I'm sick of your dead to me shit.
04:28Look, I know that what Dulcy did was a dog act, okay?
04:31But she's trying to take responsibility and fix it.
04:33Yeah, she fucked up.
04:34But you fucked up too.
04:35And fucked up places create fucked up people that do fucked up things.
04:38Nothing here is ever black and white.
04:40Zebras are.
04:41And actually, you know what?
04:42Actually, if you think I'm a fuck-upper as well, then I'll just go.
04:45So you're binning yourself now?
04:46No, you're binning me.
04:47I don't bin people.
04:48That's proper carceral thinking.
04:50You need to decolonise your mind, sis.
04:51Do the work because I'm trying to keep you.
04:54Hey, I could break into Jason's office.
04:57What?
04:58Yeah.
04:58I could.
04:59I could sneak in.
05:00I can wear the chomp costume.
05:01Try and find his Lisa Boner.
05:02You sneak in.
05:04But he can't even do Guna quietly.
05:05No, no, no.
05:05Me and Reddy will go.
05:06You take the kids fishing.
05:07Oh, Mick.
05:08It's about the storm.
05:09Al, where do you get this fishing show from?
05:12What?
05:13Oh, that's my Lisa uniform.
05:14Hey, Clay.
05:15I've got another charger for that phone you mob found in the DR.
05:18Excuse me?
05:19That you found in the where now?
05:20They found a flip phone out in the land cruise near Rogers.
05:22Clay, you said you played Cool Tree.
05:24Sorry, Mel.
05:25You went to the DR.
05:26Hey, where are you going?
05:27Cuba.
05:28What?
05:28I'm off to drink.
05:29My heat is in the sun.
05:30Freddie, what about Jason's burner?
05:36Sorry, I'm confused.
05:37Diane said that you had a rapid DNA testing machine out here.
05:40Yeah, Diane has a drinking problem.
05:42She hides vodka in an amber pair.
05:44It's really sad.
05:44So it'll be three days, unfortunately, to DNA test your evidence there.
05:48Yeah, everything takes longer up here because of the road trains.
05:51Okay, well, in order to make an arrest, we need to establish a forensic link between
05:55our murder suspect, whose DNA is all over this evidence, and the biological matter found
06:00on the bullet from the cruiser.
06:02What?
06:02So this testing needs to be prioritised.
06:04We're very behind as it is thanks to a chatty lesbian who gave us terrible directions.
06:09Erin?
06:10What?
06:10She sent us to a fishing comp, Rachel.
06:12Her lesbianism is irrelevant.
06:13She's the one who called herself a city licker.
06:15Okay, now overheating.
06:16Just go to the car and turn the aircon on.
06:19I just want to go for the wave pool.
06:21I apologise about Detective Wilson.
06:23She has perimenopausal.
06:24They denied her HRT.
06:26It's a medical misogyny and it's ruining my life.
06:28If you could get us an ETA on the results as soon as you can, thank you.
06:31Lauren and Oliver, and no worries.
06:34Hey, you have the car keys.
06:36Yes.
06:37All right, I'm coming.
06:38Abby, it's Abby.
06:39Come on, let's go.
06:40We've got Abby's stuff.
06:41We've already stole the detectives, and this paper onesie is not going to pull them for
06:44long.
06:45I look like a toddler going to the snow.
06:47Oh, no, I'm trying to find the bullet.
06:49That whole mortal detective said there's biomatter on it.
06:51She thinks it's probably Eddie's DNA, but she's wrong.
06:54Stop it.
06:54Okay, and maybe whoever's DNA is on it is, well, she's murderer, but I can't find it.
06:59Shit, she's going to go to jail.
07:00Stop it.
07:00They're going to hear us.
07:01Hello, champ.
07:03Question, can you do a rapid DNA test on this?
07:07100% I can, champ.
07:09Good man.
07:11What?
07:12What is it?
07:13Ah.
07:22Eddie.
07:25I called Mickey.
07:27She said you're off to drink mojitos in the sun, but the detectives aren't with me,
07:30and I'm not going to tell them that you're here.
07:35I'm so sorry, Eddie.
07:44I've been completely off on one since we arrived up here, or, you know, more globally since birth,
07:54but that doesn't excuse the harm that I have caused you, and I am going to work myself into
08:01a nub to clear your name, and I would work that nub into an even smaller nub to fix us
08:07too, but I also know that that is not happening, and I know that I am dead to you, so.
08:15I just, I just, I just wish that I had been more careful with my best friend, because I would
08:29do anything
08:29to get them back.
08:32Them her.
08:34I'd do anything to get them her back.
08:36Yes, them her.
08:37Sorry.
08:38Great.
08:46Okay, thank you.
08:47I'll leave you alone.
08:48Thanks, Eddie.
08:50You do anything?
08:52Ah, yep.
08:53Yes.
08:53Yes?
08:57Lie on the ground.
08:59I beg your pardon?
09:01Right, yes.
09:02Lie on the ground.
09:04Yes.
09:06Roll over.
09:08Uh-huh.
09:09Expose your belly.
09:10Full submission.
09:12Uh, uh, like this?
09:14Yes.
09:15Okay.
09:16Do dog hands.
09:19Oh.
09:21Wimper.
09:28Alright, that's enough.
09:29You're making it grog yourself.
09:31Just get up here.
09:32Really?
09:33I, really?
09:33Yeah, I just said that, didn't I?
09:36I just...
09:39Oh, fuck me.
09:40Sorry.
09:41Oh.
09:42Oh, sorry.
09:44A horse mounting a horse.
09:45I didn't mean to put my face so close.
09:48Oh, that's a cramp.
09:50I got it.
09:51I got it.
09:59I got it.
10:01In Bushy's box.
10:03The one that you told Wilson and Green about.
10:07Eddie Bushy wasn't out at Barcreek that night because he was having an affair.
10:11I think that, that Jason ordered a hit on Don because he knew too much.
10:17And I think he did the same to Bushy.
10:18I think Bushy was killed because he was investigating Jason's croc hunts.
10:21Bushy wasn't investigating the hunts.
10:26This is his shirt.
10:28The one I told you about.
10:29Croc on the front.
10:30Dropper on the back.
10:31He didn't uncover those hunts.
10:35He was in on them.
10:56Smell that storm brewing, Pat?
10:58I brought you today's electro smog readies.
11:00They're off the charts.
11:01Look.
11:01Tongs don't lie.
11:02Yeah, all right.
11:03I'll make sure Senior Sergeant Ferguson gets these, Rog.
11:06Oh, of course.
11:07It's your last day.
11:08How was your retirement party?
11:10Oh, yeah.
11:11It was a rip-snorter.
11:12Oh, good luck, Pat.
11:13All the best.
11:18DJ.
11:19How you holding up, love?
11:20Big day.
11:23Right?
11:25Yep.
11:25Okay.
11:26Be right there.
11:33Toy!
11:34Toy!
11:35The duck boat can't go in the water, so we're going to have to take the boxes of Dad down
11:39to the jetty in the beach trolley.
11:41There they are, Pat.
11:42Those kids are down there.
11:43I'm not dealing with this today.
11:45We need that bit for the funeral.
11:46Tell them to piss off.
11:46Yep, right out.
11:47DJ, what's the point of a fucking duck boat that can't go in the water?
11:49Because it looks sick.
11:51Useless as a dick on a hammer.
11:52You lot are going to have to clear out of here for Don's funeral, okay?
11:55Come on.
11:56Hey.
11:57On your way.
11:57I think I've got something.
11:58What is it, Matt?
11:59Hawking?
12:00Cherry, get the net.
12:00Get in here.
12:01Keep the runner pie.
12:02That's it.
12:02I'll get the net.
12:03Okay, I got it.
12:03I got it.
12:04Lift it up.
12:05Oh, look at it.
12:05Look at it.
12:06Look at it.
12:06Okay.
12:07All right.
12:08We'll just get that sorted and then get out of here, all right?
12:10What's that on his fin?
12:11Holy crap.
12:12That's the golden tag.
12:13What?
12:14Oh, my God, Matt.
12:15You just caught the golden barra.
12:17Oh, my God.
12:18That's like 200.
12:19Okay, calm down.
12:21Calm down.
12:21No.
12:21No.
12:22The golden barra is an over-18s competition.
12:25No worries.
12:25I'll say I caught it.
12:27Yeah.
12:29Yeah, but you didn't catch it, did you, Al?
12:32That's okay.
12:33I still caught it, didn't I?
12:35Yeah, but you didn't play by the competition rules, Matt, so you don't get rewarded for that,
12:39all right?
12:39You didn't win.
12:40So just put the fish back in the water, please, Maverick.
12:43No.
12:43If I was a white kid, you wouldn't make me put it back, would you?
12:47A proper entrant deserves to win.
12:50Put it back now.
12:52That's an order.
13:06Right.
13:07Pack up your stuff and get out of here.
13:11Come on, dog.
13:13Hey.
13:13Hey, Pat.
13:14You watch yourself, mate.
13:15You're 10 now, okay?
13:17You're not a kid anymore.
13:18And after today, I won't be here.
13:20And that new guy in town, he won't be as forgiving as I am.
13:23So next time you steal a car, yeah, I know about that, or you decide to get smart with a
13:29police officer, you go to proper prison, just like your dad.
13:33Pat, you hear?
13:47Pat, you hear?
13:49You should have known Bush wasn't having an affair.
13:5195% of this town is just blokes named after fucking rodents.
13:55So Bushy was Jason's first liaison.
13:58Yeah.
13:58He was probably some kind of fixer.
14:00That's why he had that burner phone, then there's his schmicko boat, the jaw water, all
14:05paid for with that turbo cunt's dirty coin.
14:07Bush set Frank up.
14:08He lied to me.
14:10Made a joke about friendship.
14:11Fucked my life up.
14:12All so we could get ahead, well, fuck that greedy cunt.
14:14And fuck this revolutionary piece of wearable fucking heart.
14:18No, you love that shirt.
14:20No, you've got to separate the shirt from the man.
14:22No, leave it.
14:22There's Rupert all over the dirt.
14:24I'll pop it through.
14:25Hot wash.
14:25I don't want it.
14:26I just, no.
14:31I didn't kill him.
14:33Someone's stitching me up.
14:34Who is it?
14:35Hey, we will figure it out, okay?
14:39But in order to do that, Eddie, you need to be honest with me.
14:43Why were you in Barrow Creek that night?
14:50Any information?
14:53Yes.
14:53I'm trying to have a moment here.
14:54Yeah, go on.
14:55Yep.
14:55Oh, shut up.
14:55Go on.
14:56Go on, Eddie.
15:00That night at HQ, Bushy told me that he'd put a request in for a new partner.
15:08I had a go at him and he cracked the shits and took off.
15:12So I really got all the piss.
15:15I power spewed.
15:17Tasted like bananas.
15:19You know how you can taste the food in your nose?
15:21No, not at all.
15:22Anyway, then Sprog started licking the spew.
15:25Bushy left him behind, you see.
15:27Okay, sorry.
15:28So Sprog is Bushy's child.
15:30Yeah, his dog.
15:32He was a Darwin special.
15:35He was the best dog in the world.
15:37Okay.
15:38Farts that tasted like beef lasagna.
15:41Oh, that's unnecessarily descriptive.
15:44I don't know if you know this, Collins, but I have this real problem relegating my emotions.
15:52Oh.
15:52Anyway, that night, the rage, the grog, really got to me.
15:58I was angry at Bush for pinning me.
16:00So I put Sprog in the cruiser.
16:05Yeah, and I headed out to Barra Creek, and I, and I fed him to Triple Pen.
16:24Right.
16:28Right.
16:28Right, so, so, sorry, that is your big secret, that you fed Bushy's dog to your family crocodile.
16:37Yeah.
16:39You should probably rename him Quadruple Pet now.
16:41Oh, my God.
16:42Oh, I wish I'd just go back to that night, you know?
16:44I just fucking stop myself like that baby Hitler hypothetical.
16:49Eddie, why didn't you just tell me all of this?
16:52Because Cap loves dogs.
16:54She can't know about this.
16:56She sends me 25 photos of dogs a day.
16:59Dogs that are, are, are, are complete strangers to both of us.
17:03Oh, so anyway, that's what happened that night.
17:05That's the whole picture, the, the full, Mona Lisa's smile.
17:10I killed a dog, but I didn't kill a man.
17:12Okay, okay, so, so, Bushy left City HQ.
17:16You followed him in your Land Cruiser with Sprog.
17:19Cap pulled you over, left the car on the side of the road.
17:21Was that before or after Sprog was, uh, dispatched?
17:26Nah, that, that's not what happened.
17:27I didn't follow Bushy.
17:28What?
17:29I didn't follow him.
17:30No, the detective saw footage from HQ car park.
17:33They saw you follow him in your Cruiser.
17:35Nah, I told you, I just kept pissing on.
17:36Sprog and I left way later.
17:38The drag queens and Knob across the alley
17:39were getting ready to piff frangers at the HQ windows.
17:42We must have left at 10 o'clock at least.
17:46Okay, I need to have a look at the footage of that night.
17:49You're leaving.
17:50I need to see what happened.
17:51They on HQ aren't going to show you what they've got.
17:53Yeah, I know they won't.
17:54And you need to stay here,
17:55Wilson and Green are out there
17:57trawling for you like squid.
17:58What?
17:59Nah, I'm coming with you.
18:00No, sorry, I can't hear you.
18:01Get a couple of farts and it'll be good to go.
18:03Now, let's call.
18:11You're riding out.
18:16You've called Michaela Evans, kindly leave a message and I shall return it at my soonest opportunity.
18:21Mickey, it's Dulcy.
18:23Did you say your cousin worked at a nightclub in Darwin?
18:27My good sir.
18:28My good sir.
18:29Weave your magic.
18:30Can do, be old chump.
18:31I hate you.
18:33Abby, I've hit my code switching limit for the year.
18:35This is doing neural damage now.
18:36Let's go.
18:37Yep, there was DNA on the bullet, so I'm sending myself the results.
18:39Allie!
18:40Don't hide behind that small child.
18:43I know it's you.
18:43Toby, tip me off.
18:45I'm dobbing on you to the prom.
18:46And top on me and my anonymous new friend,
18:48I'm going to tell everyone that you and Oliver are having sex.
18:50And don't deny it because I'm staying in the room next to you.
18:53And I know what shit sex sounds like because that's the only kind of sex I've ever had.
18:57And you two are definitely having it,
18:59even though you're blood relatives, which makes you the incest twins.
19:04And fuck you too, Toby.
19:05You're going to be dead in five years and I'm going to piss on your grave.
19:10I've got the file.
19:11Move!
19:12Dude, slow down.
19:13I'm in platforms.
19:24Kat, come out here, Lynn.
19:26The storm will hit soon.
19:27I'm doing the bus run for the funeral.
19:28You right here?
19:29Yeah, hey, take these ponchos in case it starts raining.
19:31Do you want me to bring in Roger's art?
19:32Yeah, bring it all in.
19:33When the wind picks up, they turn in missiles.
19:39Hi, ma'am.
19:40I'm fixing your car around door.
19:41Oh, you don't have to do that now.
19:43It's about to bucket down.
19:44I am all right.
19:52Just swallow it, you darfucker.
19:53You can't chew.
19:55I tell you, I'm going to knock that cunt Bushy's block off for setting me up.
19:59Yeah, well, some cunts already beaten you to it, haven't they?
20:01Which cunt?
20:02I don't know which cunt.
20:03If you knew which cunt, I'd know that cunt to a wall, wouldn't I?
20:15What was Mum like then?
20:17What?
20:18My mum, your wife, who died then?
20:21What was she like?
20:24Yeah, she was good.
20:25Oh.
20:26Yeah, great fucking awesome chat, Frank.
20:29Where was she from?
20:31India.
20:31Well, whereabouts in India?
20:32I don't know, some place.
20:34Some place, fuck.
20:35Ah.
20:37Oh, Fiji.
20:42But, Fiji's not in India.
20:45Fuck.
20:48What else about it then?
20:50I'd know it didn't ask you anything else.
20:52Why?
20:54You didn't want to know?
20:55You didn't think I'd want to know?
20:56I thought we'd have more time for me and her, didn't I?
21:01No, I didn't think I'd have to find out everything about her and everything about everything else, because it'd be
21:06just me doing it all.
21:08Gita was the one who was good at shit.
21:11Tough as guts, too.
21:16She would have been proud of you.
21:25She would have been proud of you.
21:26You own some fucking new blood thinners or something, are you?
21:28Shut up.
21:29She would have been.
21:29No, she wouldn't be proud of some of the stuff I've done.
21:31Yeah, well, becoming a copper is a bit of a misstep.
21:34Not becoming a copper, fuck.
21:38I fed Triple Pet his fourth pet.
21:41I haven't been able to look him in the eye since I got here.
21:43It's hard enough to look him in the eye.
21:44You have to fucking swap between the two.
21:46What the fuck are you on about, girl?
21:48I fed Sprog to Triple Pet.
21:50You hung them bones up on the end there to shame me.
21:53That's a fucking goat.
21:56What?
21:57They've got flat teeth.
21:58They eat grass.
22:00No, no, that's...
22:05Where's Sprog then?
22:06I don't bloody know.
22:10Who's this gut here?
22:22How was that?
22:23Shit out.
22:23Thank you for helping Mickey and her budgie, Isaac.
22:27Oh, my God, stop talking.
22:28Okay.
22:29And this is the only camera you have?
22:31Yes.
22:31Just asking.
22:33Okay, that's Bushy leaving now.
22:35What time is this, Isaac?
22:36It's incredibly dark in here.
22:38Yeah, that's because it's a gay club.
22:39Yes, I know.
22:40I am queer too, Isaac.
22:41Well, just because you're a lesbian doesn't make you queer, doll.
22:45It's 7.16 p.m.
22:46See?
22:46Says so on the screen.
22:47That is directly in front of you.
22:49Hang on.
22:49That's Eddie leaving now.
22:51Okay.
22:52So Eddie did follow Bushy.
22:56Alright, I'm going out for a smoke.
22:58Are you okay here, Isaac?
22:59Mm-hmm.
23:04Can you go to 10 p.m.?
23:07I will never set foot in here again.
23:09Isaac, that is my solemn vow to you.
23:138, 9, 10 p.m.
23:16Wait, why is the cruiser back?
23:18I don't know.
23:18I have no opinion on this.
23:24Okay, there's Eddie.
23:27And there's Sprog.
23:32No, I don't understand.
23:34Eddie didn't mention anything about leaving HQ twice that night.
23:39Wait.
23:41There's blood on the ground.
23:43That wasn't there before.
23:45Um, uh, Isaac, can you go back to where the land cruiser is returning, please?
23:49I will pay you.
23:50You name your price.
23:51Abby.
23:51Dulcy, we're stuck on a bridge due to wildlife, but there was biomatter on the bullet you found
23:55in Eddie's car.
23:57It doesn't belong to Bushy or Eddie.
24:00I think someone else was in the land cruiser that night.
24:03I don't know who it is, but whoever they are, they have XY chromosomes, they're gluten intolerant,
24:09and have the MZ1R gene variant.
24:12That's the gene that controls pigmentation.
24:15Dulcy, Bushy's killer was a redhead.
24:20He shot himself in the foot.
24:26Tomorrow's my first official day as sergeant, and so I'm going door-to-door handing out my
24:32homebrew.
24:33Pat said it would be an effective way to connect with the locals.
24:36Sure.
24:37Yeah.
24:38Everyone loves it.
24:39Stout with notes of banana.
24:51What happened to your moonbeam, moonbeam?
24:53You've been playing with fire.
24:56Dropped my cigarette on it.
24:57Really?
24:58I'd pick you for a smoker.
25:02Well, I am.
25:09You there?
25:11Eddie, it's Luke.
25:12He shot Bushy.
25:13He followed Bushy in your land cruiser.
25:15I think he got shot in the foot somehow, and he drove the land cruiser back to the HQ
25:19maybe to get help, and then moments later you got in it with Sprog.
25:21He's the one that set you up.
25:23He must be Jason's new liaison.
25:27Hey, G'day, Roger.
25:29He's Luke there.
25:31What's that?
25:32Dad left his scooter at your place, the dildo.
25:37Keep him there.
25:38I'm on my way.
25:46Get up.
25:46Good on you.
25:47We'll come and pick it up before you go to the funeral.
25:48All right.
25:49See you, Rog.
25:52Who is that?
25:54You left your scooter at Roger and marries your muppets.
25:57Roger just call on his 5G mobile.
26:05What can I offer to lower you off this bridge?
26:08It's not these nuts.
26:10That much is clear to me now.
26:11Okay, Dulcy thinks Luke's the liaison, and he probably killed Don.
26:14I just sent a photo of Luke to Astrid and Ebba, so when they land in Phuket, they can tell
26:17us whether or not he was the guy that gave them the Lisa business card.
26:20I put us all in a group chat, TBC on fun name, but I was thinking Gay's They isn't Abby.
26:24No, Abby, we've been through this.
26:26Remove me from all group chats.
26:27Holy shit!
26:30That's Don's torso.
26:32It'll confirm his cause of death.
26:34We've got to get it.
26:35Hurry up!
26:40Cole, listen.
26:41Wilson and Green got it wrong.
26:42It's not Eddie following Bushy in that footage.
26:44It's Luke.
26:45Luke?
26:46I've drank his handbrake before, Dulce.
26:48I said it was good.
26:49I mean, it wasn't, but still.
26:50He's with Eddie now.
26:51Oh, shit.
26:51Is Eddie okay?
26:52Yeah, I don't know.
26:53I'm headed there now.
26:54Okay.
26:55I'm bringing a team.
26:56Look, I know Luke looks like a pinky mouse, but he has a gun, so do not approach him until
27:01we arrive, detective.
27:03You've called Al.
27:04Leave a message.
27:05Al, I've been through Jason's office.
27:07I can't find the burner phone.
27:08I can't find fucking anything.
27:09Where's the staff exit?
27:10I'm wandering in the hallways looking like someone's fucking mushroom hallucination.
27:13Wait!
27:13Shit.
27:15Al, you slack fuck.
27:17I've got fucking fake tan rubbed off on my shorts again.
27:19I look like a shit myself.
27:21Jason.
27:22Jason.
27:23What?
27:23There's a message from Ballsack in the group chat.
27:26He reckons that detective's onto us.
27:28Tall one, looks like a man.
27:29No, the short brown cut and the three quarters.
27:31Fuck.
27:32You tell that ginger fuck to get her to Dickie's not.
27:34I'll sort this out myself, man.
27:38You.
27:39Give those a fucking start.
27:42I can't find Merv how to run in with Pat.
27:46Fuck.
27:53Mr. Popular, hey?
27:56Anyone I know?
27:58No, I can't find a bottle open into here.
28:00No worries, Frank.
28:01I'll just MacGyver it open.
28:03Yeah, all right.
28:09No, I can't.
28:10They're for you.
28:10Nah, I guess it's first, Lukey.
28:13I hope it's not as strong as that stuff you made me try at HQ.
28:17Because if it is, you won't remember a thing tomorrow.
28:20People will be filling in the blanks.
28:23Oh, you've broken into the wave pool.
28:24You got into a fight with an e-scooter.
28:26You murdered your best mate.
28:29That sort of thing.
28:30You know, it's almost like you want me incapacitated now for some reason.
28:37Anyway, drink up, Moonbeard.
28:39Frank, I fucking insist.
28:47Frank, I'm taking your sword!
28:51What?
28:52Fuck.
28:57You can't even be sure it's him, Abby.
28:58It's obviously Don Daryl's torso, Leo.
29:00Just help me get it in.
29:01I need to examine it.
29:02No, just leave it.
29:03That torso belongs to the river now.
29:05Leo, we still don't know the cause of Don Daryl's death, okay?
29:08And it's really hard to prosecute a murder if you don't have evidence of how they were murdered.
29:11Well, I don't believe in the carceral system, so my presence is ornamental.
29:15Also, you chose this job, not me.
29:17I'm done with true crime.
29:18White people can find someone else's trauma to listen to while they use an elliptical at 5am on a Saturday
29:23morning.
29:24Um, hang on.
29:25That's weird.
29:26A lot of this damage isn't post-mortem.
29:29Leo, you should see this!
29:30Nope.
29:31I'm not falling for that again.
29:32Seriously, his chest is caved in and his sternum's been completely pulped.
29:36Oh my god, no.
29:37Stop talking.
29:38I can taste every word that you're saying, Abby.
29:40Leo, he's got purple striations.
29:42They match the tread of tyres.
29:44Like, big ones.
29:45Oh shit, that's fatal crush trauma.
29:47That's what killed him!
29:48He was run over by massive tyres!
29:51Fuck!
29:51The duck boat!
29:53DJ!
29:54What's a duck boat DJ?
29:57Oh!
29:58Oh!
30:01Eddie, we figured out who killed Don Daryl!
30:03Yeah!
30:03It's Luke, he's the fucking Lisa Legion!
30:05No, it was DJ Daryl!
30:06What?
30:06He ran over him in his duck boat!
30:07I don't think the murders are connected!
30:09Okay, we'll cut them to a pole and deal with it later, like pap smear results.
30:12Loose escapes!
30:13He said it's a dicky's knob!
30:15I'm going in after him!
30:16I need backup, you guys!
30:17Okay, drop me a pin, I'm coming out!
30:19Uh, Abby, also went that way.
30:21But Eddie needs help, so thank you so much, Leo, for understanding.
30:24You are the best, I have to go.
30:25No, Abby, the torso is floating away!
30:27Just taste him down, then!
30:33I'm back!
30:35Don't go any further, it's Croc City in there!
30:39And now, get to your request, it's day, Dom, and slice of heaven!
30:42Not now!
30:46Nicky!
30:46Dulcy, I need Jason's Lisa burner from Land of Crocs, but when I was there, Dulcy...
30:50Eddie's in danger, Jason's gone after her.
30:52Yeah, I'm headed to Franks now.
30:53No, he told some ginger fuck to take her out to Dicky's Knob.
30:56I wanted to follow him, but Al can't find Mab, and I...
30:58I have kids, Dulcy.
31:00I can't be Batman and just go and save Eddie, even though I really want to!
31:03Eddie wouldn't want you to be Batman, Nicky, just find Mab!
31:06Eddie's gonna be okay, I'm on it.
31:11Mab!
31:12Mab!
31:19And now, there's no king of the river, because now Dad is dead.
31:25We still don't know who murdered and chainsawed up our Dad, but when we find them, we're gonna
31:30rip their dicks off.
31:31The end.
31:41Um, when I was a kid, Dad called me his perfect princess.
31:48But little girls grow up and turn into their mum.
31:51Dad used to say that the sign of me reminded him of mum.
31:54And Dad...
31:56Right, nah, that's it.
31:57Troy, Troy, use it!
31:59Hey, John, I'm not even done!
32:00That's a matter of thing, I don't care.
32:01Hurry up, he's gonna piss down.
32:03Bluetooth connected.
32:04Alright, the funeral's over, everyone in the wake's at the pub.
32:07Alright, see you later.
32:09Quick, get up here and help us with these boxes at that.
32:12Yep.
32:13Get the shotties!
32:14Get him in the water, it's what he wanted.
32:25Alright, let's get out of here.
32:28Abby, you can go fuck yourself.
32:30What am I meant to do with this?
32:32Put it in my Macanto?
32:33Troy, turn the fucking music off!
32:36Um, yep, hello?
32:38Hello?
32:39Hey, Detective Lee.
32:40Yeah, it's Angelo from Marketplace.
32:43You called me the other day about the chainsaw I listed?
32:46Um, can I call you back, Angelo?
32:48It's not a great time.
32:48Yeah, nah, look, I won't keep you.
32:50Sorry to stay in a couple of days.
32:52Bluetooth connected.
32:53I've had a rotten case of gout.
32:55Anyway, yeah, that chainsaw I sold the other week.
32:58The one that you think might have been involved in that Barra Creek murder?
33:02Yeah, the bloke who bought it paid cash, so I don't have any details.
33:06Yeah, so I didn't catch his name, but he kept trying to get me to follow him on his socials.
33:11Anyway, none of my business.
33:12I didn't ask questions.
33:14But what I will say is, he was a wiry guy.
33:17Greasy kind of looking bloke.
33:19Like a cooked chook you'd feed to a dog under the table.
33:23You pathetic fuck!
33:25You killed Dad!
33:26DJ, you said that you didn't kill Dad.
33:29No, no, it was fucking Jason Wade who did it!
33:31What?
33:32Because if it wasn't for him, I would have to fucking kill Dad!
33:35So you did kill Dad!
33:35No, no, I didn't!
33:37I didn't kill him!
33:38Fuck!
33:41That's for murdering my dad-in-law!
33:43Dad didn't even like you, Quig, you anaphylactic fuck!
33:47Dad said that he would give best bets to me, and then he didn't!
33:51You fucking toddler!
33:53That's it all over our entire family because things didn't go your way!
33:56You poisoned Dad!
33:57You chopped him up and chucked him in the fucking river!
34:00I didn't chop him and chuck him!
34:02I just poisoned him and then I ran him over!
34:04Who did then, DJ?
34:05He didn't chop and chuck himself, did he?
34:07Get the fuck away from that!
34:09No, I'm a fucking bitch!
34:10Ah!
34:11Please!
34:15I love you!
34:16I love you so much!
34:18You little maggot!
34:21You shot my mate a lot up!
34:24Amber!
34:24Get away from my son!
34:30Mum!
34:31What are you doing?
34:3350 years of marriage!
34:35Working day in and day out!
34:39Hacking up horse for that bastard!
34:42Through seven pregnancies!
34:44And six rounds of chemo!
34:46Your dad said we were retiring!
34:49Gonna travel around Australia in a caravan!
34:51He said he was handing the business over to DJ!
34:55But then he got that hush money out of Jason!
34:57Said he was staying!
34:59He couldn't give up being king of the river!
35:03Well, I wasn't working myself into the grave for that bastard!
35:06Your brother did what needed to be done!
35:10Yeah!
35:10I did what needed to be done!
35:13All right!
35:13I'm the new alpha!
35:15I'm the river king!
35:18DJ!
35:19Donal Junior!
35:20Oh, DJ!
35:23Mom, stay back!
35:25Donal, DJ!
35:26Shit!
35:27It's gonna be all right!
35:28I can look after us!
35:29I know how to do everything!
35:31Mum, it's okay!
35:31I'm here!
35:33I'm here!
35:35I can do it!
35:36I can take care of you!
35:38Don't be so bloody stupid, Amber!
35:40You're just a girl!
35:42A useless fucking girl!
35:55Just get out of here!
35:57Just go!
35:58Leave my mum alone, mum!
36:07Where?
36:08Where is she?
36:09Where did she go?
36:11Mum!
36:12Mum!
36:15Mum!
36:16Mum!
36:17Mum!
36:17Mum!
36:17Mum!
36:17Mum!
36:18Mum!
36:27Mum!
36:28Mum!
36:28I know you're working with Jason!
36:29And you fucking stick me up!
36:31And you fucking stick me up!
36:31Eddie, where are you?
36:36What?
36:53Eddie, where are you?
36:54I'm at the tip of your knob!
36:55I lost Luke!
36:57Luke didn't get the Lisa card to the backpackers!
36:59It was someone else!
37:00What?
37:00Luke, there's a delay!
37:03Eddie!
37:03Hey guys, I can't hear you!
37:04I've got to head back down the shaft, okay?
37:06I'll meet you in the pools!
37:10Eddie!
37:14Eddie!
37:20Luke!
37:21Luke, stop!
37:25Hey guys!
37:26Where are ya?
37:30G'day, g'day!
37:33What's your plan here?
37:35You gonna do a little jousting?
37:37Run rabbit, run!
37:40I'll give you a head start!
37:44Don't go in there Luke!
37:46It just leads to the river!
37:49Get your hands in the air!
38:00Don't look at me like that!
38:02If he'd have given you the order, you'd have followed in too!
38:07It's the only way to get in with that lot!
38:09And I deserve my share too!
38:12In with who Luke?
38:14Who else?
38:20Well Skiddy, it's the end of the Bashnancer!
38:22Sure is BP!
38:23And nobody caught the golden barra!
38:25No, but who knows!
38:26Maybe it'll still be swimming around next year!
38:28I doubt it, but it'll get eaten by a croc!
38:30Yeah!
38:30Okay, should we go to some music?
38:32Yeah, this is Pete Murray's...
38:33Mev!
38:34Stop!
38:37Hey!
38:38Mev!
38:41Disrespectful shit!
38:50You see that, Dalt?
38:52He was going for his weapon, wasn't he?
39:01It's you!
39:03You're working with Jason!
39:08You know, Eddie, Bushy didn't think much of you!
39:12He's always calling you a useless piece of brown shit!
39:16And that new partner of yours?
39:18What's her name?
39:19Dulcie?
39:20He doesn't give a fuck about you either!
39:23Yes, she does!
39:24Are ya?
39:25Where is she then?
39:28Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier, Dulce.
39:30It's not that I don't trust you, obviously.
39:32I just wanted you to get a sense of things before we chatted.
39:36Before we chatted, Carl?
39:38Yeah, well, I've been looking for a new recruit for months, you know.
39:41And Bushman didn't work out.
39:43I mean, he immediately asked for more money after the Frank McCallister framer.
39:47But then Redcliffe started asking too many questions about what Bushy was up to.
39:52And, I mean, Luke, he was supposed to get rid of Bushy and frame up Eddie.
39:56But to be quite honest, I don't think Luke's a good fit for this.
40:01But you are, Dulcie.
40:04You are incredible at your job.
40:07And unlike these blokes you do it with, nowhere you go, no dick swinging, it's just so refreshing.
40:11You are perfect for my team.
40:13I mean, you're exceptional police, you thrive on structure, you follow the rules,
40:18and you know when to stretch them to get what you need done.
40:21I mean, that's all this is.
40:22This work with Lisa, we just smooth some pipelines.
40:25It's easy.
40:27Cole's taken a real shine to your mate Dulcie.
40:29You know, she's been informing on you.
40:32Turned you in when she found that bullet in your car.
40:34In fact, she's with Cole now.
40:37Shelling you out.
40:41Fuck.
40:43I know you can do it, darling.
40:45The way you handled all that stuff with Redcliffe, it just confirmed it for me.
40:49You got in my ear about Eddie Cole.
40:52Oh, you lied!
40:53And I listened to you!
40:54No, I just think you needed a bit of a nudge reframing that to save your own career.
40:59I mean, sometimes us fathers have to intervene. We can't help it.
41:03Where's Eddie?
41:05Jason's with her.
41:06And trust me, Dulcie, even she knows you're better off without her.
41:09Eddie!
41:11I'm here and I'm coming to you!
41:14She's a good liar, I'll give her that.
41:17Tell it!
41:18I'm here!
41:19Come on, Dulcie!
41:20This is a huge professional opportunity.
41:22And don't think you're too good for this.
41:24This is who we are!
41:26Tell it!
41:27Dulcie!
41:30Don't make me do this.
41:40You gave this card to the backpackers, Cole.
41:45They remember you.
41:46We're working with a journalist too.
41:49Oh, they know everything.
41:53So you can shoot me, Cole.
41:57But by morning, your face, your name, they'll still be everywhere.
42:29Alan!
42:34I got you in the funnel, Nathan.
42:37Give up!
42:43Turn around.
42:52Eddie!
42:53Ah!
42:54Trust a bitch as tall as you to be that fucking loud!
43:04You fucking can't!
43:05I fucking do that!
43:23Oh, Jesus!
43:29I need backup!
43:30Mav's stolen your camper van, Dulce!
43:32I'm in pursuit!
43:34What?
43:34He's just a kid!
43:36No, no, no!
43:36He's a criminal is what he is!
43:38Would have been him that stole your Land Cruiser that night!
43:40I'm going after him!
43:41No, leave him, Pat!
43:42Leave him!
43:46Ah, stand down!
43:47I'm not making you go!
43:48You will run him off the road!
43:49He's ten years old!
43:51He's just a little boy!
43:52No, he's not getting away with this!
44:08Mav's got a gun out!
44:10Pat!
44:10Pat!
44:11I don't know I can see him!
44:12No!
44:20He's just a kid!
44:20It's fun!
44:21Yeah, I, he's just a kid...
44:26Yeah, I, he's just a kid!
44:49Where the pontoons bump in sway
44:54I miss an early morning whistle
45:03Not a very big way to start the day
45:15Fight!
45:24You can't smell like big lasagna boss
45:31Where is she?
45:32Over there, Mick
45:39You're not coming back here
45:45She don't like that kind of behavior
45:52She don't like that kind of behavior
45:58So throw down your guns
46:03Don't be so reckless
46:07Throw down your guns
46:11Don't be so...
46:29You're not coming back here
46:32You're not coming back here
46:59Now what are your plans, Abbs?
47:01Will I put Leo and I onto a Croatian booze cruise?
47:04We're gonna get our myths out
47:05Abbie, I don't drink
47:06You're probably 24 years old
47:07The world's on fire
47:08Let's just have some fun
47:10I'm 36
47:11What?
47:13I want to be a hammerhead
47:20You got a booger
47:21You got a booger?
47:45Yeah, got two
47:45Yeah, hey
47:51I love you
47:55It's easy then
47:58Shout it
47:58Yeah, okay
47:59Well, I love you too
48:17Look at that
48:19My face is in your tits like you've always wanted
48:21Okay, off your top
48:22Go on, get back to your first ever girlfriend
48:24Tell you what, mate
48:25How about his vag?
48:26Yeah, very good
48:27You always bang on that
48:28Just keep your voice down
48:28Yep, okay, all right
48:29Okay
48:30Hello?
48:31Okay
48:32Oi, you mob
48:33Does anyone know a Lloyd Reynolds?
48:35He just won a jet ski
48:36I love a jet ski
48:39Ice on my window
48:42Ice in my heart
48:45Falling with thunder
48:48Every time we start
48:50It's been raining
48:53For so long
48:56It's been raining
48:58For so long
49:00It becomes a chorus
49:01Just one line does
49:01Don't you go out in the rain
49:05Come on, come on
49:07Don't go out in the pouring rain
49:12Let's call the points of an angel
49:15I think so
49:16Okay, here we are
49:17Here we are
49:19Here we are
49:19Kath, what is this?
49:23Hey, those are Arcus clouds
49:25I know they are
49:30Wait
49:32Are they storm chasers?
49:34Surprise
49:34Happy unemployment
49:37Come on, we'll miss the storm
49:42Hi, I'm Kath, this is my wife Dulcie
49:44We're on a road trip
49:46Oh my god
49:48Oh my god
49:51Apparently this storm is a warm core non-frontal synoptic scale low pressure system
49:57Are you flirting with me?
50:00Always
50:03Here we go
50:05Showtime
50:13Fuck, I fucking love the weather
50:15Fuck, I fucking love the weather
50:33Come on
50:33Come on
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