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Deadloch S02E04 (2026)
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00:09This is a bloody dog act, but it wouldn't be your first dog act, would it, Winner?
00:13Probably won't be your last dog act, either.
00:15Hey, stop the car. I'm getting out. I'm going to get in the face, huh?
00:17No, you wouldn't. No, you will not be doing that.
00:19I am. I'm just going to fucking charge it up and then zap, zap, zap.
00:21Yeah, come on, get it out. I'm happy with you little pigeon toy.
00:24Hey, for fuck's sake.
00:27Stop it, change it, change it.
00:30Get them down, Eddie. Put your belt on.
00:36We will question Frank formally in our kitchenette with a recording device.
00:47Why don't you fucking do it?
00:48Eddie, Eddie, no.
00:49I didn't do nothing. It was a stitcher.
00:51Oh, come on. You've been talking about killing Don Darrell for 40 years.
00:54We found a chainsaw buried in your backyard like a dead budgie.
00:58Not to mention the fact that Leo found some of your crap in the river scrap.
01:01What was it, Collins? What was it? Hey?
01:03Um, we will talk about that later.
01:05Yeah, we will talk about it later. It was something big, wasn't it?
01:08You are up shit creek without a snorkel, mate.
01:10Those forensics are searching every nook and funny at Don's Donger.
01:13And if they so much as find silver pube of yours, you are going down.
01:18You got me.
01:21I've done it.
01:26I murdered Don Darrell.
01:34How'd you fucking do it?
01:35Eddie, Eddie, no.
01:37You've really stepped it up, shit face. You're going down.
01:39A jury's going to have no trouble at all imagining the bunny hop you've made from fucking animal cruelty to
01:44full-blown fucking homicide.
01:46I'm going to cook you like a three-course dinner, mate.
01:47It's going to be soup, meat and a fucking viennetta.
01:50Collins, don't answer that.
01:5140 years of this shit.
01:52You're fucking my dick, mate.
01:54I'm waiting.
01:59Ah, Detective Collins?
02:02Hi, Cole.
02:03We've got a bit of a problem at HQ.
02:06Double page spread in a national fucking paper.
02:09Full color.
02:10The son, DJ Darrell, says.
02:12The cops went after Jason Wade.
02:14Hipso facto, they think he murdered my dad.
02:17So there it is, black and fucking white.
02:20It's not black and white, it's a full color spread.
02:21We never discussed anything of the kind with DJ, sir.
02:24Commissioner, could we seek a legal retraction from the paper?
02:27He called Jason Wade a murderer, all right?
02:29You can't unsuck that cock.
02:30What the fuck are you wearing?
02:32Oh, well, you said you were coming in at 10 and I had running clubs, so I haven't...
02:35Close your legs, mate.
02:35One of your nuts has popped out.
02:36No, no, no.
02:37That's a pocket, sir.
02:38That's a very low-hanging pocket.
02:41Ah, here we go again.
02:44Every weekend, these eight-foot fucking she-mans from that gay club knob across the alley hurl shit at us.
02:51Bomber dingers filled with jizz.
02:52I mean, Cher here, he thinks we should march with him at pride.
02:56No, well, I asked my 20-year-old about that and she said no.
03:00That's unbelievable.
03:01Because you bunch of fucks have been up at Barracruz five fucking days and by all reports,
03:05your investigation has changed direction more times than a bat with a fucking concussion.
03:10Oh, we would agree that it has been a bit of a bumpy start, sir, but we are currently piecing
03:14together a picture.
03:15A picture?
03:16This isn't a 1,000-piece puzzle of a fucking puppy in a hat.
03:19We haven't got time to let this drag out, particularly if Don Darrell's seagull family keeps squawking to the press.
03:26Well, actually, Commissioner, the detectives had a breakthrough overnight.
03:29They found a chainsaw at the property of a person of interest in an area...
03:33Oh, good!
03:33Because Blunt's team has made a breakthrough too.
03:36Really?
03:37Have they?
03:37Yeah.
03:38Two backpacks were found at River Creek by a hunter and his pig dogs.
03:41So if you don't finish pushing together your pictures, I'm going to hand your case over to Blunt so fast
03:47that your heads will spin off your necks like a fucking Greek discus.
03:50Do you understand?
03:51Fucking spin your head off like a fucking Greek discus.
03:52We do understand.
03:53We absolutely understand.
03:55Yes.
03:56Put some fucking pants on Colton before I involve HR.
03:59Yes, sir.
04:01Wow, wasn't he delightful?
04:03Proud to serve with him.
04:04Fucking cock.
04:05And taking our case and giving it to Blunt.
04:07Uh, it's Kath.
04:08She needs us to pick something up from the cucka trucker for Ladies Day night.
04:12What the fuck is that?
04:12And Pat's also messaged.
04:14Roger claims Frank's detainment contravenes his right to ipsum lorem.
04:18Okay.
04:19Yep, all right.
04:19Roger's not a real lawyer.
04:21Eddie.
04:22Eddie.
04:23I'm coming through next to Nob.
04:25Chasing the fans.
04:26Okay, Pat also wants to know how long do you think we'll be holding Frank?
04:28Because he wants a continental breakfast from the pub and it costs $38.
04:31It's bread and gruel, the cunt.
04:33Oh, I am going to text the C word to Pat, Eddie.
04:35Yep.
04:36Okay, so we can't hold Frank forever.
04:38Well, we're not going to let him go.
04:39He confessed and there was evidence in his yard.
04:41Okay.
04:42Well, the chainsaw needs to be analysed and his confession was informal.
04:44To charge him, we need to build a case.
04:46We have a motive.
04:47Frank found king, okay?
04:48And that rat bastard Don took the credit.
04:50So for 40 years, Frank's been fighting hot air about killing Don and now he's finally
04:54done it.
04:54Okay, okay, okay.
04:54So he's so factored.
04:55Frank did it.
04:55But we need a motive that is reasonable, not crock-based.
04:58A crock-based motive is our reason.
04:59Next, we need to ascertain how Frank could have done this.
05:09Okay, if you guys will autopsy the dick bum and test the chainsaw, the backpack can look
05:13into its origins.
05:14We're like an investigative tenurkin.
05:16Well, Leo said they can't work with us today.
05:18What?
05:19Mementos?
05:19Why not?
05:21So, DJ, what are some of your fondest memories of your dad?
05:24I'll tell you my fondest memory, Leon, right?
05:26No, he's in fucking ways.
05:27He's raining the river.
05:28DJ, he's over!
05:29I wasn't reporting.
05:30DJ, rabbit said the cops were questioning someone else from Land O'Cross.
05:33Who?
05:33Who was it?
05:34I don't know who it was.
05:35My dad saw lights in the sky once.
05:39They hovered there and just flew away.
05:43Two days later, he made his leg.
05:46Thanks, Troy.
05:47That's great colour.
05:53Oh, God help us.
05:56Pat, is Reddy and that other copper in there?
05:58No, sorry, Mick.
05:59I don't know where they are.
06:00Why was my brother questioned by them yesterday?
06:02Hey, you want to come inside?
06:04I just made a copper.
06:05No, no, no.
06:05I'll stick to the perimeters, thanks.
06:07Like it's snowballed.
06:08Listen, why wasn't Legal Aid notified?
06:09Oh, I popped my head in.
06:10That was nothing serious, Mick.
06:12They were just chatting to Al about, you know, why he was at the dongle with Don on the night
06:16he was murdered.
06:18Right, yeah, it was all good.
06:19Al let them know he was out on the river on the big King Tide cultural business, of course.
06:23And they sent him on his way.
06:25Mum, take it to me.
06:26Hey, I met young Mab yesterday.
06:28He wasn't too keen on me giving him a lift home.
06:30Yeah, well, Mab doesn't know you, Pat.
06:32The cops put his dad in jail.
06:34I see.
06:34He's had a few reigns with the law, too.
06:36Well, I guess that might colour things for him.
06:37You tell those two next time they want to chat to my brother.
06:40They need an advocate present.
06:41Oh, no, no, they won't be questioning him anymore.
06:43They're holding someone else now.
06:45Who?
06:45Not my mob.
06:46Oh, I'm not at liberty to say, love.
06:49Pat!
06:49I need to make a lunch or order.
06:51All right, Frank.
06:52Just keep it down, mate.
06:53I want a chicken farmer.
06:58Okay, let's get you lots to Uncle Rogers, eh?
07:00No playing kick-to-kick with his artwork this time, please.
07:02How do we know what's his art and what's his rubbish?
07:05All right, you swampy fucks.
07:07This is a lock-in until you lots start talking about Sunday night.
07:12You're at first, Florels.
07:13Come on, snitch it up.
07:15How'd you take the news about Bushy's gun being found?
07:18Oh, I haven't told her yet.
07:19Hey, clear off, Greg.
07:19What does?
07:20Oh, well, no, I was going to tell her last night,
07:23but then her dad got arrested.
07:24And now City HQ has put this absurd time pressure on us,
07:27like it is cake-pop week on a baking show.
07:29Did you see this old scrope, this bike here?
07:32Oh, yeah.
07:33He was here on Sunday night.
07:35He left at 11.15 after my set.
07:37I remember him because he got mad at me
07:39because he didn't know Cacklin' Rosie.
07:41What?
07:41I think it's a song about a witch, maybe?
07:43Like a jolly witch?
07:45What did she say?
07:46Cacklin' Rosie?
07:47No, Shane Job!
07:48Neil Diamond, how the fuck do you not know that song?
07:50Play now, play now, play now.
07:54Now, my baby.
07:56Cracklin', Cracklin', Rosie.
07:57No you old history.
07:58Hey, men, where are you going?
07:59Hey, I've got questions for you.
08:01Did my old man have his scooter here Sunday night?
08:03Oh, poor love.
08:04It's unhealthy to keep all that inside.
08:06Remember when we lost Angela Lansbury?
08:07That dog that we had for three weeks?
08:09Yeah.
08:10The death was so sudden
08:10and I didn't process it properly
08:12and it gave me those hemorrhoids.
08:13Fissures like the Mariana Trench.
08:15It's really important to feel your feelings
08:17and do the healing
08:18before your arse gets involved.
08:20Okay, I'm going to hose out those portaloos
08:21for Lynn and Mary's party.
08:23I love you, sexy.
08:24Good luck telling Eddie about Bushy's gun.
08:31Eddie?
08:32Yeah.
08:34Okay.
08:35Laura the Explorer said Frank lived here
08:37on this scooter at 11.15.
08:39The drone showed Al and Don on the jetty at 11.30
08:41so Frank must have arrived at the donger
08:43after Al left.
08:44Right, and Lynn thinks it was fully charged.
08:47Yeah, because he bums her power
08:48every time he comes to town.
08:52It's Abby.
08:52I had a tracking device.
08:53Hang on, she's saying there's no sign
08:55of the chainsaw at Forensics.
08:56She doesn't think it's there.
08:58What?
08:59You told Luke to travel it to Forensics.
09:01Yes, I did.
09:02I mean, in my head,
09:04but maybe not with my mouth.
09:06Okay, okay, so where is the chainsaw now?
09:08No, I had it, okay, I fucking had it.
09:10I wrapped it up and then I put it,
09:12but, you know, I don't fucking know, okay?
09:15Frank was calling me a snitch.
09:16Right.
09:16He came at me with a creaky little that
09:17and so I went, ha-choo, like that,
09:19and then fucking Moonbird got a red ant bite
09:21so Frank pulled his dick out and pissed on the sting.
09:23There was a lot going on.
09:24Okay, so the chainsaw is still at Frank's?
09:27I don't know, maybe, yeah, probably.
09:29Okay, well, it is our only actual evidence,
09:31so we should probably get out there and get that.
09:34Okay, well, then we'll get Leo to take this out to the donger
09:37and they can time out the journey,
09:39see if the battery can make six Ks.
09:40Wait, Leo's not working with us today.
09:43Fuck!
09:44Okay, well, then you can ride this out when we get back then.
09:46No, no, I never fit on that.
09:48I look like a Soviet circus bear.
09:49Detectives, the suspect has a message for you.
09:51No, no, do not do it,
09:53but do not tell me that he has changed his confession or some shit.
09:56The suspect has changed his lunch order.
09:58He now wants a dozen oysters Kilpatrick
10:00and something called a steak cake cooked well done.
10:07Luke, what are you doing now?
10:20I need to get the chainsaw from Barra Creek, Diane!
10:22Well, you've been put on desk duty, Zeta.
10:23Yes, I know I have, but why?
10:25Luke, you have been removed from your team due to a personality clash.
10:28Hang on, Lauren and Oliver complained about me?
10:30But they don't even know my name.
10:31Well, Toby also showed signs of discomfort with you
10:33as evidenced by his severe constipation.
10:41Can I at least have access to lab three
10:43so I can autopsy Don Daryl's pelvis?
10:45I don't have a swipe card.
10:45Don Donald is not a priority for us, miss.
10:47Until the task force needs you,
10:49you can unpack the dishwasher
10:50and consolidate the communal Vegemite jars in the kitchen.
10:53A tox report needs to be done on him, Diane,
10:55and the chainsaw needs to be tested too
10:57because that was the thing that was used to disarticulate him.
11:04I bagged the chainsaw up
11:06and where the fuck did I put it?
11:07Hi, Luke.
11:08How'd you go with the scooter?
11:09Maybe it was where I was drinking.
11:11Hey!
11:11My cake!
11:12Okay.
11:13Mm-hmm.
11:14Ah, here it is.
11:15Collins have found it.
11:16It's over here in front of Superfest's cage.
11:19What a shock.
11:19Yes, we'll come get you.
11:21What the fuck?
11:25Frank.
11:25Fucking Frank.
11:26Shit stirrer.
11:28Yes, see you soon.
11:29Bye.
11:32Eddie.
11:33Eddie, have you got the chainsaw?
11:35Yeah, it's just here.
11:37Hey, we should grab some of Frank's bricca-bracca
11:39while we're out here as well.
11:40Might help us with the cause of death.
11:41We've got loads of weapons out here,
11:43a shotgun, meat hook, samurai sword.
11:46He could have stashed that on his scooter
11:47when he went to the pub.
11:48Moonboot done yet?
11:50Don't you get him to collect up this shit
11:51and do the fuck-boring drive back to Darwin, what?
11:54Luke didn't make it to the Donga.
11:56The battery died three k's out of town.
11:58So unless Frank walked the rest of the way,
12:01he didn't follow Don from the pub to the Donga.
12:05Yeah.
12:06Yeah.
12:07Frank didn't follow Don from the pub to the Donga.
12:10Exactly.
12:11He has the muscle mass of a pipe cleaner, Eddie.
12:13There's no way he could manage any of this.
12:15I think we should reconsider the validity of his confession.
12:18He scooted here to his joint and then,
12:20then he went to the Donga.
12:22What?
12:23How?
12:23Eddie, by our slingshot?
12:25As the crow flies,
12:26because the crow avoids all roads,
12:28bridges and security cameras.
12:29Come on, Collins.
12:30We need to be like the crow.
12:31No, Eddie, we do not need to be like the crow.
12:34We need to be like the police.
12:35Come on, Collins.
12:36We take the chainsaw to forensics.
12:40Evidence protocols are not a serving suggestion.
12:45Yeah, so this party is Lynn and Mary's first big event.
12:47I'm practising croc-sucking cowboys.
12:49It's butterscotch snaps and a layer of Irish cream for the jizz, I think.
12:53Yeah, no, I'm looking forward to my retirement party.
12:55Oh, yeah, great.
12:57Booked a private dining room.
12:58I've pre-ordered a whole lot of prawns.
13:00Oh, good.
13:01I mean, yeah, after 40 years of service,
13:03I expect to be a pretty good turnout.
13:05I started in the force when I was 20,
13:08just after I got married.
13:10But my husband, he didn't understand this job is a calling,
13:13so we divorced.
13:15Then he died, apparently.
13:18Right.
13:19Right.
13:19Now I need to pick up Frank's steak cake.
13:21Which one?
13:28When you said we'd crossed the river in your childhood boat,
13:31I wasn't expecting one that you'd built out of classic barrels
13:34and zip ties in the 90s, Eddie.
13:36Shut up.
13:36I'm thinking.
13:37Okay, this is definitely Frank's tingy.
13:39I can tell by the portside piss stain.
13:41So what's happened is he rode it over here
13:43to the doner side of the river.
13:44Then that old grog bog has dragged it up here.
13:46Eddie, this just shows Frank's been over here.
13:49It doesn't prove he was here on Sunday night.
13:51The boat could get up this high if it was a big fuck-off tide,
13:54and according to Al and his king tide cultural business,
13:57he was a king tide on Sunday.
13:58So, all right, Frank's fucking bush-bashed it.
14:02Thank you, thank you.
14:03All the way to dons.
14:05Wait, Eddie, Eddie, what are we doing?
14:07Our water bottles are still in the car.
14:09Come on, Collins, move your boobs.
14:11The don is just on the other side of the DRR.
14:25Oh, she did.
14:28Okay, sis, I'll drive to Perth.
14:30I'm rich now.
14:31I've got a phone.
14:32All right, bye.
14:33Cherry, did you find a phone?
14:35Yeah, I'm here.
14:35It's a flip phone.
14:36I wonder whose car this is.
14:38You reckon we could sell it?
14:39Got to get it running first, bros.
14:41You reckon it's here because aliens picked it up,
14:43but it was too heavy, so they dropped it again?
14:45Not aliens.
14:46Well, if it wasn't aliens, how'd it get here, then?
14:49Yeah.
14:50Uncle Roger says there's been bigger swap lights at night.
14:53Aliens beam me things up to their spaceship.
14:55He says it's a government conspiracy.
14:57As if.
14:57Can I chuck us there, Clay?
15:01And, Cherry, it's definitely not yours.
15:03Nah, Pat, Gabe, tell us once you cleaned our lost property.
15:09OK, perfect.
15:10We have no reception.
15:14Come on.
15:15You're a lesbian on a bushwalk.
15:16Just be guided by your gay.
15:18Oh, well, you know, Eddie,
15:19if I'd known that we were going on this enterprise,
15:21my gay would have guided me to a snake-centric first aid kit
15:24and my camel bladder.
15:26All right, all right, yes, yes.
15:27We should have brought Cass drink bottles.
15:30My piss back there's like pumpkin soup,
15:32but it's all good.
15:33We're in the DRR.
15:34I know this place like the moles on my fucking tits.
15:37Plus, if any grey man try anything,
15:39I've got the reflexes of a liger
15:40and a police-issued gun.
15:42Pew, pew!
15:43Look, uh, Eddie, speaking of police-issued guns...
15:47Fuck my dick.
15:48What?
15:49Fruity juice.
15:51I knew it.
15:52Frank walked this track.
15:56It's his signature Chewie.
15:58Frank has sat here smoking a fag
16:00and chewing on his pineapple cut,
16:01and look, there's another rapper.
16:05Frank must have been nervous.
16:07He was chewing like a cow at a rave.
16:09Sorry, how do you know it's Frank?
16:11Because no one else eats that.
16:12Tastes like toucan piss.
16:14Come on, Collins.
16:15Come on.
16:17Come on!
16:18The donger's just up here.
16:21Hey, wait, Eddie, those tropical chewing gum wrappers could be anyone's.
16:24It doesn't mean it's connected to Frank or Don's murder,
16:26so can we just forget about the donger and...
16:29Now, shut your ring.
16:30Okay.
16:31Fruity juice has a short flavour window,
16:34so if Frank started a bit back there on that log,
16:37then he'd be looking to get rid of it somewhere...
16:39Eddie!
16:39Somewhere, like, right here.
16:45I fucking told you Frank was here.
16:48Bag it.
16:50Gift ruck it.
16:51We got him.
16:52Let's get back to town and charge that rat fucker.
17:06Hey, Cherry, can you stop playing with that mic, please, Bob?
17:08No, why?
17:09Because it's giving me a real bad headache in my ears.
17:11Hey, Uncle Roger said you might have played outside all day
17:13to near peep from you.
17:15Yep, yep.
17:15So proud, tell you what.
17:17Hey, what'd you get up to?
17:18We found a cool tree.
17:19Yep, we played that all day.
17:21You played a cool tree all day?
17:23Okay.
17:24Hey, what's that?
17:25Is it the buffalo?
17:26Is it Bob?
17:27Ugh, I wish.
17:28Shove over, you two.
17:30No, Clay, meat farted.
17:31I didn't meat fart, that was boss.
17:38Eddie, it's getting dark and no one didn't recognise anything.
17:42I told you I know my shit.
17:47Eddie, we didn't pass that before.
17:49Yeah, we did.
17:50It was probably hiding behind a fat pandanus.
17:52You know, I may be dangerously low on electrolytes,
17:55but I reckon I would have remembered a four-wheel drive in our path.
18:00That's clearly been stolen.
18:01I'm going to write down that VIN number.
18:03It's just VIN.
18:04Just leave it.
18:05It's due diligence.
18:06No, come on, we've got to get you home before a mozzie bites your moot.
18:09Boat's just down there.
18:10It's not just there, Eddie.
18:12Just there is just more bugs because we are lost.
18:15No, I have a perfect sense of direction because of the mercury bird magnet in my brain.
18:19Eddie, you don't have a mercury bird magnet in your brain.
18:23How do you know?
18:23Because you are not a bloody bird.
18:26You're just pissed.
18:27I got the result.
18:28Oh, my God.
18:29You know what?
18:30What?
18:31I knew we should have turned back and not pursued your half-cocked plan.
18:34Excuse me, not half-cocked.
18:35To my better judgment, I followed you.
18:37And now I am dehydrated.
18:40There are bugs just nibbling at me like I am a corn cob and we are lost.
18:45I got the evidence we needed, didn't I?
18:47Well, that doesn't matter if we die getting it, Eddie.
18:49Why didn't you follow me if I am such a half-cocked then, hey?
18:52Why?
18:53What's wrong with you?
18:54Well, I've just been a little bit preoccupied all day, Eddie, because Bushy's service gun
18:57was found in the river yesterday.
19:03And, okay, yes, I was waiting to tell you at a more appropriate time, but you've actually
19:08been a nightmare all day.
19:09Yeah, yeah, great.
19:09Gotcha.
19:10All day.
19:10It's hard for the after.
19:11Okay, you're welcome.
19:15Also, sorry, I didn't know that Bushy's body was found around here.
19:18It wasn't.
19:19It was found 200 k's away, wrapped up in a net like a dead man in quality street.
19:23But his gun was here.
19:25So was Bushy in Barracrick when he died?
19:27Oh, mate, what does it matter where he was, whether he was here or fucking straddling a
19:32satellite up in space, okay?
19:33He still topped himself, so just fucking leave it.
19:38Good, you're not dead.
19:39That makes it easier.
19:40Mickey.
19:59Again, Luke, we're very sorry we forgot about you.
20:01I'm taking tomorrow for personal leave.
20:08Did you get a lot of the, uh, weather today?
20:11It's pretty, pretty cool.
20:16Had them, um, mammary just clouds, you know, the ones we've got, boobs.
20:35Well, Skid, it's day three of the Bashnanza, and the $200,000 Golden Barra is still out there.
20:41That's right, Beefy, but today is all about the girls, because it's Ladies' Day.
20:46It certainly is, and Skiddy.
20:48Apparently, there's a Ladies' Day night event at the Barracrick pub.
20:51Ah, when's that, today?
20:53No, that's tonight.
20:54Oh, yeah, I'm going to avoid that.
20:55Yeah, we'll be staying off the road.
20:58Coffee and tyres, I'm offering tyre replacement, wheel a lot.
21:01I can't believe you were lost yesterday, Sexy, and I didn't even know.
21:04Oh, no, I wouldn't say we were lost, because they loved.
21:06I would have combusted if I knew.
21:08Lucky I have my new book, you know, from the pub book swap.
21:10It's called Breathless Falls.
21:12Turns out it's lazy porn, and I ended up wanking all night.
21:14I'm red raw, darling.
21:16It's written in 1945, it's about these two war widows
21:18who were in a character tale station, and they went to a waterfall
21:20called Breathless Falls, and they came across this old hut,
21:23and they just had a fucking...
21:24Oh, wow.
21:24In the hut.
21:25It's a fuck hut, Dolph.
21:26It's incredible.
21:27I'm in a constant state of cumming.
21:28I'm in a cum loop, Dolph.
21:30Thanks.
21:30Anyway, I'm done.
21:32Okay.
21:32Have you washed your bits?
21:33Yeah.
21:34Oh, fuckity, I've got our towels!
21:37Can you just wait?
21:39Hi, Joy.
21:39Is there a spare towel?
21:40Hi, Kat.
21:41Hi, Dulce.
21:42Hi, Joy.
21:43Yes, it is.
21:44Nice to see you.
21:46Do you want my towel, Kat?
21:47Oh, no, no.
21:48I'll just drip dry.
21:51And breaking in backpacker news,
21:53the task force have located some of the girls' belongings
21:56at River Creek Mine,
21:57but their four-wheel drive, a White Land Cruiser,
21:59has vanished without a trace.
22:01White Land Cruiser is a great car.
22:02You've called Superintendent Colt Colt.
22:04Leave a message.
22:05Colt, it's Dulce.
22:06I think I've found the backpacker's vehicle,
22:07so call me back.
22:08Hey.
22:09Hey, Leah, have you seen Eddie?
22:10Uh, no.
22:10I wanted to talk to you about my interview with the Daryls.
22:12That's fine.
22:13There's no need to apologise.
22:13Oh, no, I'm not apologising.
22:14Abby.
22:15Oh, hi, ma'am.
22:15I can't autopsy the pelvis
22:17because Diane won't let me into the lab
22:18because she's a human sphincter,
22:20but...
22:20Have you seen the WhatsApp I created for you, me, and man?
22:23Uh, no, I haven't.
22:24Oh, no worries.
22:25Have the task force found anything at the mine site?
22:27Um, no, so far they've only found a bunch of feral pig bones,
22:30which are about as connected to the backpackers as they sound.
22:33Okay.
22:33How about Astrid and Ebba's vehicle?
22:35Any sign of that?
22:36No, that's still missing too.
22:38In fact, the only thing the task force has found
22:41at the River Creek mine site
22:42are those random old backpacks.
22:43And I've seen photos of them.
22:45They have more Southern cross flags on them
22:47than an anti-vaxxer's bumper bar.
22:49So unless Astrid and Ebba
22:50immediately became Australian racist on their holiday,
22:53then that stuff...
22:54That doesn't belong to them.
22:55They're still out there.
22:56I agree, ma'am.
22:57Whatever happened to them...
22:58Detective...
23:01I went to go and collect the suspect's breakfast this morning.
23:04But Detective Redcliffe already picked up the suspect's breakfast
23:07on her way to interview him,
23:09which made my trip completely and utterly redundant.
23:12Sorry, Eddie is interrogating Frank without me.
23:14Yes, but she didn't pay for it.
23:16I did.
23:16So I'd like to be reimbursed a full $37.57.
23:20But Diane said that it's not my job to have ideas.
23:23It's my job to put rinse aid in the dishwasher.
23:26Stop it.
23:26Luke!
23:27Yeah, exactly, ma'am.
23:28Stop her!
23:29You tell Detective Redcliffe
23:30that while she is interviewing a suspect without me,
23:33I'm off to the DRR on another lead.
23:35I'll be back in half an hour.
23:36Abby, I gotta go.
23:37Okay, check the group chat.
23:38What should your phone be, miss?
23:42Uh, well...
23:43My phone should be in my locker, Diane.
23:47Mm-hmm.
23:48But you know what?
23:48Lab equipment should be sterilised in the autoclave,
23:51not stacked in the dishwasher by you
23:53and put on a 30-minute eco-cycle.
23:55I mean, corrosive beakers covered in fuck-knows-what
23:58next to people's food containers and reusable straws.
24:01For shame, Diane.
24:02Now imagine what the prof would think of you
24:04if he heard this from me.
24:06What do you want, Abigail?
24:08I think you know what I want, Diane.
24:22Yes!
24:25How'd you sleep last night, Frank?
24:27What's the thread count of the sheets in here?
24:29Zero?
24:30Huh?
24:30These aren't rice bubbles.
24:32No idea.
24:32These are my rice bubbles.
24:34Ah.
24:35Delicious.
24:38I went back to your place.
24:40Found your little brother's green trail
24:42of fruity juice wrappers all the way to Don's donger.
24:45You got anything to say about that?
24:47Nah?
24:47Doesn't matter.
24:48Because I've fucking got you, mate.
24:50I've got you.
24:52You loaded up Don with croc-sucking cowboys
24:54and you row, row, rowed your boat over the river.
24:56You bush-bashed it to Don's place,
24:58bumped him off, hacked him up,
24:59dumped his body
25:00and then you row, row, rowed...
25:02River.
25:08Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
25:11Collins!
25:15Collins!
25:17What's this?
25:18Why are you speedwalking with me?
25:20I need to talk to you about my Daryl family interview.
25:22Ah, yeah, well, you really side-fucked us with that, Leo,
25:24but apology accepted.
25:25I'm not apologising.
25:26DJ Daryl said that Don had me saved in his favourite.
25:28Collins, you in here?
25:29Frank's tinny is still on the donger side of the river.
25:32Someone gave Frank a lift home.
25:34Do you hear me?
25:35Someone else was at the donger.
25:36Frank had an accomplice.
25:38That's why he's not talking.
25:39Someone else is involved.
25:40Ah!
25:41Ah, sorry, Joy.
25:42Ignore that.
25:43That was just a funny joke.
25:44Um, yeah, sorry.
25:45Backpack, can I just give you a bit of advice?
25:47They-to-they.
25:48Ah, I haven't been listening to a word you can say.
25:50I know.
25:51Been?
25:52Yeah, probably.
25:53Why not?
25:54Anyway, what were you saying?
25:56The public used my work message bank to report crocodile-based tip-offs.
26:00I went through the messages in my first week on the job,
26:01and then I've never listened to them again because I don't want to.
26:04I respect that, Leo.
26:05Thanks.
26:06But last night, I found this message from Don.
26:08He left this two days before he was murdered.
26:11Leon, it's Don Daryl.
26:12I've just come into some very interesting information
26:15about what's been going on around here.
26:17It's about the lights in the sky.
26:18Let's just say, I know...
26:22We have a doctor.
26:23It's a doctor.
26:25The men behind this will try and kill me
26:27to keep the truth from getting out.
26:29The NUA aren't happy.
26:30They've booted me out, but I won't shut up, Leon.
26:33I'm a truth teller.
26:34Meet me Monday.
26:35DJ, turn that fucking duck root off!
26:38Obviously, I did a meet with Don on the Monday
26:40because he was dead.
26:41Well, who wanted to kill him?
26:42Who's this group he's talking about?
26:44The NUA.
26:45They're local conspiracy theorists who trade in the Cooker Classics,
26:47Aliens, 5G, World Economic Forum,
26:50the Great Fire of London being started by a rat spontaneously combusting.
26:52Their current president is a Mr. Son-Name Redacted.
26:56Fucking Rojack.
26:57Frank's fucking garbage brother.
27:40Oh, my god.
28:29I need the box, please, Edwina.
28:31Right, fine.
28:32Done.
28:34Come out.
28:365G electro smog can't get you now, Arch.
28:39Now, Edwina, as a citizen of the sovereign state of Magpie Goose Landing,
28:44I do not acknowledge your authority.
28:45Was Don Darrell a member of the NUA UFO?
28:48And I do not consent to answering your questions.
28:51Okay, no works.
28:52No fucking works, mate.
28:54Just trying to get you involved.
28:55I already know that Don was a member of the NUA.
28:58What was the information you didn't want to get out, hey?
29:00Did Don find out that you and Frank were up to something?
29:04Huh?
29:04Hang on.
29:05Does Frank know that you buddied up to Don while he was in the clink?
29:11He doesn't.
29:12He had intel about the pyramids in Antarctica.
29:14That's the only reason I approved it.
29:15Wow, wheeze.
29:16Best friend cheating on him with his worst enemy.
29:19Oh, this is like some bloody cooker Bermuda love triangle.
29:22Don't you tell Frank.
29:23This could end very badly for me, Edwina.
29:25It's my boat.
29:26But it's his big magnet.
29:28Okay.
29:28I won't tell him if you answer my questions, Rog.
29:31I'll have to be a softball to start.
29:33What the fuck were you up to on Sunday night?
29:39Lynne, Mary, I just spoke to some fishos.
29:41They all misunderstood the flyer.
29:42They thought it meant Ladies' Day night, like the cricket.
29:45So the whole comp's on their way now.
29:46It's Ladies' Day night.
29:48It's a night event for Ladies' Day.
29:50The DJ doesn't get here till eight.
29:52Well, that's it, Mary.
29:53It's over then.
29:54I guess I'll reunite with my ex-husband.
29:56Maybe you stop thinking it's gay to wash his bum off.
29:58Oi, where are you going?
29:59I'm a lesbian with two lesbian mothers.
30:00I know what women want.
30:02Thanks, Flora.
30:03That's enough.
30:03Daddy, where'd you get that bus?
30:05This bullshit.
30:06She's dead in the river.
30:08I'm not going to know this song.
30:10Let's go, girls.
30:13Mickey?
30:14Come on.
30:15Better get down here.
30:19I wasn't even with Frank on Sunday night.
30:21Me and Mary came straight home.
30:22This is our doorbell camp.
30:24Timestamped at 2147.
30:26So, you're just up the road.
30:28You went home, changed your shorts, met up with Frank at the gonger, and you did a little
30:32night murderer.
30:33No, I didn't go out again.
30:34Just watch.
30:35These cameras go 24-7, 354.
30:38You'll see the footage of the perimeter.
30:39Mary's mini horse doing its bedtime wee.
30:41But on the doorbell camera, you won't see me, because I'm tucked up in bed wearing my
30:45bloody CPAP.
30:46What's that?
30:47CPAP.
30:48That's personal.
30:49We need to redact it.
30:50Redact the CPAP.
30:50No, no, not the fucking CPAP.
30:52Just replay the tape.
30:53There's a car driving towards the doner.
30:58Who the fuck is that?
31:01Wait a minute.
31:02I know that logo.
31:04I know that logo.
31:11I can fucking take a real fucking group.
31:14Shhh!
31:28Caustic ulcerations?
31:37200 mils.
31:43Yeah, I'm sorry Diane, but I had to leave work early.
31:46I've got my period. It's a big one.
31:50Hi Angelo, it's Leo Lee. I'm police.
31:53I'm making inquiries into a chainsaw that you recently sold on Marketplace,
31:57so call me back and I will answer the phone, I guess.
32:01This is a private event.
32:02It's just me. I can't be out there anymore.
32:05A fish I just vomited into a sleeve.
32:08No, why did I give you my number?
32:11Wade!
32:13Why don't you kill my dad?
32:14Why don't you kill him?
32:16Look at this, Wade!
32:17Croc-croc!
32:24I've got one night off and I've got to come and help back sort you out.
32:27No, I was literary. People love me, but I'm like a modern day Ned Kelly.
32:32You've got to forget Jason Wade, DJ.
32:34No, I'm going to destroy him.
32:35Wait, where are you going?
32:36Back to the party. Get your own way home.
32:38No.
32:38Shona, you seen Tegan?
32:43Let's go girls.
32:47Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
32:49Take a movie first.
32:51I'm going out.
32:52Wait, Arnie!
32:53Where's the salty?
32:54Over there.
32:55They just came in with it.
32:57Shit.
32:57Do the cops know?
32:58No.
32:59So you better get her out of here.
33:00Yep.
33:01I'm on it.
33:01Be careful.
33:02And if there's trouble, my crocs are still tapped.
33:04Thanks.
33:05Excuse me.
33:06I need that drop.
33:06Oh!
33:08You!
33:08Come out!
33:09Bring it back here!
33:17Fucking come back!
33:18Come back!
33:19Come back!
33:19Let a few of these off with Dad's birthday tonight.
33:22Bit of a celebration.
33:23Give it.
33:24Give it.
33:24Give it.
33:24Give it.
33:24Give it.
33:26No, I still got the shit with you.
33:31Look at my little brother Slyway.
33:32He's accusing him of murder.
33:33You were at the dong and the night Don was murdered.
33:35I knew something was fucking off about you.
33:37When I saw those fruity juice wrappers in your cup holder,
33:39I thought, oh, yuck.
33:40That's a bit of a turn off.
33:41And now I know you have my geriatric rat dad in your car.
33:44You fucking cracked.
33:44I didn't turn off.
33:45A little bit.
33:47Well, I wasn't even out of Don's Donger.
33:49Hey.
33:49You're having a good night.
33:51You drove past Roger and Mary's girlfriend.
33:53No, I didn't.
33:55Fuck.
33:56Fine.
33:57Get out of here.
33:58Listen.
33:59I was out there because Don snuck the Donger over the boundary
34:02into the DRR, so I tried to drag it back with my winch.
34:05I only managed to pull it off its blocks, though,
34:07because Frank was inside knackered.
34:09What happened then, eh?
34:09Did you give Frank a hand?
34:11Yeah.
34:11Killing Don.
34:12Get that Dungalaba land dispute wrapped up quick smart.
34:14You're accusing me now?
34:16Yeah.
34:16Are you fucking serious?
34:18Don was still here at the pub when we were at the Donger.
34:20Ask Mary.
34:21She was on lookout.
34:22Bullshit, Mickey.
34:23Okay?
34:24We have footage of Don at the Donger at 11.30pm.
34:26Flowers told me that Frank left the pub after her set at 11.15pm.
34:30No, I was driving Frank home by 11.15pm.
34:33Flowers!
34:34Sunday night.
34:35Your set finished at 11.15pm.
34:37Frank left the pub after that, yeah?
34:38Oh, yeah.
34:39I forgot that Lyn cut my set short because I was crying too much,
34:41so I actually finished at 9.
34:44See?
34:44Frank and I were long gone when Don arrived.
34:47Frank wasn't at the Donger to kill Don, Eddie.
34:49He was dropping a dead croc off at Don's cot.
34:52He was doing croc justice.
34:54Just think it through, you dumb copper dog fuckhead.
34:57Why did they use this fucker tell me the truth about all this shit then?
35:00Why do you think?
35:01Because I was out there doing something dodgy,
35:03so maybe your geriatric rat dad was trying to protect me from you lot
35:06because I've got three kids and they'll get taken away from me
35:09if I get caught putting one nubby pinky toe wrong.
35:14Fucking hell.
35:15No, actually, you know what?
35:16Fuck this.
35:17A black fella didn't kill Don Darrell
35:18because if black fellas were bumping off every land-stealing white fella,
35:2280% of this town would be dead.
35:23Of all the settler blow-ins,
35:25I cannot believe that didn't occur to you.
35:30Why do you have the extra toilets?
35:34Come on.
35:36Nikki!
35:40Wait!
35:41Nikki!
35:42Wait!
35:42You and Frank didn't do it, so we could, yeah?
35:44Nikki!
35:45Wait!
35:47Fuck!
35:52Ma'am!
35:52I hired a car from Rent-A-Shitbox.
35:54I did 150Ks all the way from Darwin.
35:57I think my engine's fallen out.
35:59I got access to the dick bum and I ran a tox report on John Darrell.
36:02He wasn't drunk.
36:03There was no alcohol present in his system at all.
36:09Ma'am?
36:09What?
36:11John Darrell was incapacitated the night he died because he was poisoned.
36:18Detective, this bullet's from a police issue weapon.
36:20Yeah, it is.
36:21HQ's checking their serial number now.
36:23I knew the backpackers were driving a white land greaser,
36:26so this was just due diligence to make sure it's not theirs.
36:28But then it was burnt out last night, so...
36:31Yeah, I can barely read this thing because it's so fire damaged.
36:34I don't think that's a seven.
36:35I'm going to try a one.
36:36Why did I listen to Eddie?
36:37The evidence is gone now because I left it a whole bumming day.
36:41Don't stress.
36:42We'll figure it out.
36:43Oh, here we go.
36:45Hang on.
36:47That's not the backpacker's car.
36:50Oh, no, no.
36:50That may not be right.
36:52What?
36:52Who's the vehicle registered to?
36:54How did it get to the D-R-R?
36:55The last time I saw that vehicle was a night.
36:58I pulled the silly bugger over for drink driving.
37:00We left the car on the side of the road.
37:08Ma'am, Don had colonic ulcerations
37:11from eating red meat laced with glyphosate.
37:13It's the organophosphorous compound that's present in weed killer.
37:16I think someone put it in Don's steak cake.
37:18Found something.
37:19Fuck my asshole.
37:21This is on DJ's socials.
37:22Hey, it's gone.
37:23DJ Daryl Crocod here.
37:24I just want to introduce you to...
37:26Ah, yeah, Dulcie.
37:26We've run the serial number on that bullet.
37:29It was fired from Detective Bushman's gun.
37:31It matches the round from his skull.
37:33But, Detective, it was the second bullet fired.
37:36So, it was fired after Bushy was shot?
37:40Yeah, he couldn't have fired that shot himself.
37:43Someone else was involved.
37:45Dulce, where did you find that bullet?
37:48Mate, this is the duck boat.
37:50I'm telling you, this thing's fucking...
37:52Yeah, yeah, DJ's got an amphibious car.
37:54It's very cool.
37:54I've always wanted one.
37:55Stop talking.
37:56Look who Don's talking to in the background.
37:59Who is that?
38:01Oh, my God.
38:02It's the Swedish Backpackers.
38:07He's burned up for shit!
38:09I'll find jobs!
38:10Fuck it, why?
38:11This isn't over!
38:12Detective Bushy didn't commit suicide.
38:15We're looking at a homicide here.
38:16Where did you find that bullet?
38:20In a Land Cruiser.
38:24Registered to Eddie.
38:28The End
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