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00:03What are you doing here?
00:04You're not supposed to be doing this.
00:06You're a cop.
00:06Yes, I know I am a cop.
00:08That is why I am here.
00:10Triviantic Protected Species is profoundly a legal regime.
00:13Yeah, but this is my first shift.
00:14I didn't know it was crow hunting.
00:15Let's go!
00:15Fucking cash and handjobs.
00:17It's always something disgusting.
00:18Or legal.
00:18Or both.
00:19Okay, let's get in there, boys.
00:20All right, let's go!
00:22I need to get out of here.
00:23Yeah, so do I.
00:24I teach a great tree back in Dublin.
00:25I'm not about to get locked up
00:25from one of your poxie detention centers.
00:27Where is your car?
00:28No, no, I fucking can't!
00:29Let's go!
00:32Okay, you can just come for me.
00:34This way.
00:37Let's get airborne!
00:38Come on!
00:39My phone's in the chopper.
00:41Where's yours?
00:41My phone's dead!
00:44Okay, I'll stop this guy.
00:46He lives on an avocado farm not far from here.
00:48We can go there, charge your phone,
00:50and close the one to pick us up.
00:51How far away is it?
00:52Just 25 km.
00:53What?
00:53We'll be there by sunrise.
00:54Come on, ducky.
00:59You two are really lucky we were out on the road.
01:01Leo and I just dropped the backpackers off at the airport.
01:04They made us keep it a secret that they were alive
01:06until after they left,
01:07so they didn't have to deal with Ebba's ex.
01:09And look, technically,
01:09we should have reported it to the authorities,
01:11but when your actions hurt real people,
01:13then everybody knows you just have to do the right thing, Rasheed.
01:16Okay, Abby, I know that I stuffed up.
01:18Oh, you reckon, cunt?
01:21Yes, I do reckon,
01:23and I am trying to get Eddie out of this mess.
01:25That you dumped them in?
01:26Yes, that I dumped them in.
01:27All right.
01:27Leo would never do that to me.
01:29Please leave me out of it.
01:30Also, as if Eddie killed Bushy.
01:32Okay, all right.
01:32Okay, I know that Eddie didn't kill Bushy.
01:36I think that Bushy was murdered by someone involved with Jason Wade
01:39because he uncovered the Croc safaris.
01:41But there is footage of Eddie following Bushy out of City HQ
01:45and a bullet from Bushy's murder weapon
01:47was found in Eddie's Torchland Cruiser.
01:49So, until we have a reasonable explanation
01:51for that five-star buffet of evidence,
01:54there is no way those detectives will drop Eddie as a suspect.
01:58Cass, I love you so much.
02:00I love you too, so much.
02:02But, Dolce, those detectives are in our camper van
02:03with two police officers.
02:05They said they had a breakthrough
02:06and now they're bagging up all of Eddie's things,
02:08our piss bucket, their sports bras,
02:10Bushy's fuck-off on fishing head, even her coat cans.
02:12Dolce, they're collecting Eddie's DNA.
02:14I heard them say they're taking them to the crime scene in the DR.
02:18Okay, Kath, everybody, we need to stall those detectives
02:21in whatever way you can, not you, Rasheen.
02:23Oh, thank you, baby Jesus.
02:25Abby, do you have any idea where Eddie might be?
02:29Um...
02:29In the rivers of the sea, there are crocs unseen
02:31and now this biggest mob, but they're moving upstream.
02:34Crocodiles are deadly. Stay still.
02:35Oh, sorry.
02:37Oi, did you...
02:37Oh, what the hell?
02:38Jason Wade's cropped hunting safari.
02:40You're done. That's Eddie Bucks.
02:41Was there last night? Was there a hunt time?
02:43There was, eh?
02:44Oh, no, words instead of fists, Mick, that's your rule.
02:46You coconut, you said that you were going to work at Lander Crocs
02:48to learn the ropes for our cultural centre,
02:49but as soon as you put on that poxy croc lanyard,
02:52you started power tripping,
02:53ignoring your cultural responsibilities,
02:54waxing your thighs,
02:55and now I find out that you're in that day walker's chopper
02:58hunting our totem?
02:59No, I don't go on the hunts.
03:00I'm on the ground, Mick.
03:02Spud uses the drone to find the shock crocs,
03:03and Jason gets me to collect them in an esky
03:06because he knows that it's not illegal for me to have them.
03:08What?
03:08Why isn't it illegal?
03:09It's cultural reasons.
03:10It's none of your business.
03:11Look, I'm really sorry, Mick.
03:12I tried to quit,
03:13but Jason said I'm in too deep now.
03:15I'm scared of him, sis.
03:16True God, the dude doesn't blink.
03:17Who that?
03:18Those detectives?
03:19Collins.
03:19I'm not answering.
03:20She's dead to me.
03:21Okay, Al,
03:22so you're not one of the big boys playing kill, kill, bang, bangs,
03:25but who is involved?
03:26Whose card is this?
03:27We know it belongs to Wade's liaison.
03:29We think this bloke bumped off Don Daryl,
03:31but he's dangerous, Al.
03:32He's a dangerous liaison.
03:34Dude, as if Jason would tell me who they are.
03:36I'm just black cladding.
03:37Hang on.
03:37Did you just say they?
03:38Mm-hmm.
03:39Is it Leo?
03:41Fuck, mementos!
03:43Oh, it's always the ones you least expect.
03:45Fucking rolled again.
03:46No, they,
03:47because there's been more than one liaison.
03:49They got rid of the first one six months ago.
03:51Shit, ready?
03:52That's why there's two numbers on the card.
03:53Yeah.
03:54Okay.
03:55Okay, so we just need to connect.
03:58Jason with these hunts and they're hit on Don.
04:00He's using a burner to call these liaisons.
04:01We've got to find it.
04:02Buff nuts, can you get us into his office?
04:03It's Dulcy.
04:04I know Eddie didn't kill Bushy.
04:06This is all my fault.
04:06I spent the night trying to make this right.
04:08She keeps going, apologising, listing her mistakes.
04:10Hey.
04:11Shame.
04:11Did she have an affair?
04:12Give me that.
04:12No, excuse me.
04:13You're on the hook for murder,
04:14and she wants to help get you off.
04:16That's not our vibe at all.
04:17Get off.
04:17No, I'm mentally.
04:18Legally, not sexually.
04:20Oh, my goodness.
04:20I'm getting all flustered,
04:21because you're making me defend a cop,
04:22and your hair's all out.
04:24Can I go?
04:25No.
04:26Ready?
04:27I'm sick of your dead to me shit.
04:28Look, I know that what Dulcy did was a dog act, okay?
04:31But she's trying to take responsibility and fix it.
04:33Yeah, she fucked up, but you fucked up too.
04:35And fucked up places create fucked up people
04:37that do fucked up things.
04:38Nothing here is ever black and white.
04:40Zebras are.
04:41And actually, you know what?
04:42Actually, if you think I'm a fuck-upper as well,
04:44then I'll just go.
04:45So you're binning yourself now?
04:46No, you're binning me.
04:47I don't bin people.
04:48That's proper carceral thinking.
04:49You need to decolonise your mind, sis.
04:51Do the work, because I'm trying to keep you.
04:54Hey, I could break into Jason's office.
04:57What?
04:58Yeah.
04:58I could.
04:59I could sneak in.
05:00I can wear the chomp costume.
05:01Try and find his Lisa burner.
05:02You sneak in.
05:03But he can't even do Gunnar quietly.
05:05No, no, no.
05:05Me and Reddy will go.
05:06You take the kids fishing.
05:07Oh, Mick, it's about the storm.
05:09Al, where do you get this fishing show from?
05:12What?
05:13Oh, that's my Lisa uniform.
05:14Hey, Clay, I've got another charger for that bone
05:16you mopped out in the DR.
05:18Excuse me, that you found in the where now?
05:20They found a flip phone out in a land cruise near Rogers.
05:22Clay, you said you played cool tree.
05:24Sorry, Mel, you went to the DR.
05:26Oh, my.
05:26Hey, where are you going?
05:27Cuba.
05:28What?
05:28I'm off to drink.
05:28My heat is in the sun.
05:30Freddy, put it on Jason's burner.
05:36Sorry, I'm confused.
05:37Diane said that you had a rapid DNA testing machine out here.
05:40Yeah, Diane has a drinking problem.
05:42She hides vodka in an amber pair.
05:43It's really sad.
05:44So it'll be three days, unfortunately, to DNA test your evidence there.
05:48Yeah, everything takes longer up here because of the road trains.
05:52Okay, well, in order to make an arrest,
05:53we need to establish a forensic link between our murder suspect,
05:57whose DNA is all over this evidence,
05:59and the biological matter found on the bullet from the cruiser.
06:01What?
06:02So, this testing needs to be prioritised.
06:04We're very behind as it is,
06:06thanks to a chatty lesbian who gave us terrible directions.
06:09Erin?
06:09What?
06:10She sent us to a fishing comp, Rachel.
06:12Her lesbianism is irrelevant.
06:13She's the one who called herself a city licker.
06:15Okay, you're overheating.
06:16Just go to the car and turn the air con on.
06:19I just want to go to the wave pool.
06:21I apologise about Detective Wilson.
06:23She's perimenopausal.
06:24They denied her HRT.
06:26It's a medical misogyny, and it's ruining my life.
06:28If you could get us an ETA on the results as soon as you can, thank you.
06:31Lauren and Oliver.
06:32And no worries.
06:34Right.
06:35You have the car keys.
06:36Yes.
06:37All right, I'm coming.
06:38Abby, Abby.
06:39Come on, let's go.
06:40We've got Abby's stuff.
06:41We've already stalled the detectives,
06:42and this paper onesie is not going to fall on for long.
06:45I look like a toddler going to the snow.
06:47No, I'm trying to find the bullet.
06:48That whole mortal detective said there's biomatter on it.
06:51She thinks it's probably Eddie's DNA, but she's wrong.
06:54Stop it.
06:54Okay, and maybe whoever's DNA is on it is Bushy's murderer,
06:57but I can't find it.
06:58Stop.
06:59She's going to go to jail.
07:00Stop it.
07:00They're going to hear us.
07:01Hello, champ.
07:02Question.
07:03Can you do a rapid DNA test on this?
07:07100% I can, champ.
07:09Good man.
07:11What?
07:12What is it?
07:25Eddie, I called Mickey.
07:27She said you're off to drink mojitos in the sun,
07:29but the detectives aren't with me,
07:30and I'm not going to tell them that you're here.
07:35I'm so sorry, Eddie.
07:44I've been completely off on one since we arrived up here,
07:48or, you know, more globally since birth,
07:54but that doesn't excuse the harm that I have caused you,
07:58and I am going to work myself into a nub to clear your name,
08:04and I would work that nub into an even smaller nub to fix us two,
08:08but I also know that that is not happening,
08:09and I know that I am dead to you, so...
08:15I just...
08:21I just wish that I had been more careful with my best friend
08:28because I would do anything to get them back.
08:32Them her.
08:34I'd do anything to get them her back.
08:36Yes, them her.
08:37Sorry, thank you.
08:38Great.
08:46Okay, thank you.
08:47I'll leave you alone.
08:48Thanks, Eddie.
08:50You do anything?
08:52Ah, yep.
08:52Yes.
08:53Yes?
08:57Lie on the ground.
08:59I beg your pardon?
09:01Right, yes.
09:02Lie on the ground.
09:04Yes.
09:06Roll over.
09:08Uh-huh.
09:09Expose your belly.
09:10Full submission.
09:12Uh, like this?
09:14Yes.
09:15Okay.
09:16Do dog hands.
09:19Oh.
09:21Wimper.
09:28All right, that's enough.
09:29You're making it grog yourself.
09:30Just get up here.
09:32Really?
09:33Really?
09:33Yeah, I just said that, didn't I?
09:36Oh, fuck me.
09:37I just...
09:39Oh, fuck me.
09:40Sorry.
09:42Oh.
09:42Oh, sorry.
09:44A horse mounting a horse.
09:45I didn't mean to put my face so close.
09:48Oh, that's a cramp.
09:50I got it.
09:51I got it.
09:55I got it.
09:59Eddie, I found that coaster in Bushy's box.
10:02The one that you told Wilson and Green about.
10:07Eddie Bushy wasn't out at Barcreek that night because he was having an affair.
10:11I think that Jason ordered a hit on Don because he knew too much.
10:16And I think he did the same to Bushy.
10:18I think Bushy was killed because he was investigating Jason's croc hunts.
10:21Bushy wasn't investigating the hunts.
10:26This is his shirt.
10:28The one I told you about.
10:29Croc on the front.
10:30Dropper on the back.
10:31He didn't uncover those hunts.
10:35He was in on them.
10:56Smell that storm brewing, Pat?
10:58I brought you today's electro-smog readings.
11:00They're off the charts.
11:01Look.
11:01Tongs don't lie.
11:02Yeah, all right.
11:03I'll make sure Senior Sergeant Ferguson gets these, Rog.
11:06Oh, of course.
11:07It's your last day.
11:08How was your retirement party?
11:10Oh, yeah.
11:10It was a rip-snort-up.
11:12Good luck, Pat.
11:13All the best.
11:19DJ, how are you holding up, love?
11:20Big day.
11:23Right?
11:25Yep, okay.
11:26We're right there.
11:33Toy!
11:34Toy!
11:35The duck boat can't go in the water,
11:37so we're going to have to take the boxes of Dad down to the jetty in the beach trolley.
11:41There they are, Pat.
11:42Those kids are down there.
11:43I'm not dealing with this today.
11:45We need that bit for the funeral.
11:46Tell them to piss off.
11:46Yep, right out.
11:47DJ, what's the point of a fucking duck boat that can't go in the water?
11:49Because it looks sick.
11:51Useless as a dick on a hammer.
11:52You lot are going to have to clear out of here for Don's funeral, okay?
11:55Come on.
11:56Hey.
11:57On your way.
11:57I think I've got something.
11:58What is it, Matt?
11:59What is it?
12:00Jerry, get the mat.
12:01Keep the runner-up high, that's it.
12:02I'll get the mat.
12:03Okay, I got it.
12:03I got it.
12:04Lift it up.
12:05Oh, look at it.
12:05Look at it.
12:06Look at it.
12:06Glory.
12:06Get it.
12:07All right.
12:08We'll just get that sorted and then get out of here, all right?
12:10Hang on, what's that on his fin?
12:11Holy crap.
12:12That's the golden tag.
12:13What?
12:14Oh, my God, Matt, you just caught the golden barra.
12:17Oh, my God, that's like 200.
12:19Okay, calm down, calm down.
12:21No, the golden barra is an over-18s competition.
12:25No worries.
12:25I'll say I caught it.
12:27Yeah, I caught it.
12:29Yeah, but you didn't catch it, did you, Al?
12:32That's okay.
12:33I still caught it, didn't I?
12:35Yeah, but you didn't play by the competition rules, Matt,
12:37so you don't get rewarded for that, all right?
12:39You didn't win.
12:40So just put the fish back in the water, please, Maverick.
12:43No, if I was a white kid,
12:44you wouldn't make me put it back, would you?
12:47A proper entrant deserves to win.
12:50Put it back now.
12:52That's an order.
13:06Right.
13:07Pack up your stuff and get out of here.
13:11Come on, dog.
13:13Hey.
13:13Hey, Pat.
13:14You watch yourself, mate.
13:15You're 10 now, okay?
13:17You're not a kid anymore.
13:18And after today, I won't be here.
13:20And that new guy in town, he won't be as forgiving as I am.
13:23So next time you steal a car, yeah, I know about that,
13:27or you decide to get smart with a police officer,
13:30you go to proper prison, just like your dad.
13:33Pat.
13:33You hear?
13:49I should have known Bush wasn't having an affair.
13:5195% of this town is just blokes named after fucking rodents.
13:55So Bushy was Jason's first liaison.
13:58Yeah, he was probably some kind of fixer.
14:00That's why he had that burner phone,
14:02then there's his schmicko boat,
14:03the jaw water,
14:04all paid for with our turbo cunt's dirty coin.
14:07Bush set Frank up.
14:08He lied to me.
14:10Made a joke about friendship,
14:11fucked my life up,
14:12all so we could get ahead.
14:13Well, fuck that greedy cunt.
14:14And fuck this revolutionary piece of wearable fucking heart.
14:18No, you love that shirt.
14:20No, you've got to separate the shirt from the man.
14:22No, leave it.
14:22There's Rupert all in the dirt.
14:24I'll pop it through a hot wash.
14:25I don't want it.
14:26I just...
14:31I didn't kill him.
14:33Someone's stitching me up.
14:34Who is it?
14:35Hey, we will figure it out, okay?
14:38But in order to do that, Eddie,
14:40you need to be honest with me.
14:42Eddie, why were you in Barrow Creek that night?
14:49Look, Eddie, it went down...
14:51Oh...
14:53Yes, I know.
14:53I'm trying to have a moment here.
14:54Yeah, go on.
14:55Yep, oh, shut up.
14:55Go on.
14:56Go on, Eddie.
15:00That night at HQ,
15:03Bushy told me that he'd put a request in for a new partner.
15:08I had a go at him,
15:09and he cracked the shits and took off.
15:12So, I really got on the piss.
15:15I power spewed.
15:17Tasted like bananas.
15:19You know how you can taste the food in your nose?
15:21No, not at all.
15:22Not at all.
15:23Then Sprog started licking the spew.
15:25This Bushy had left him behind, you see, and then...
15:27Okay, sorry.
15:28So Sprog is Bushy's child.
15:30Yeah, his dog.
15:32He was...
15:34Darwin's special.
15:35He was the best dog in the world.
15:37Okay.
15:38Farts that tasted like beef lasagna.
15:41Oh, that's unnecessarily descriptive.
15:44I don't know if you know this, Collins,
15:48but I have this real problem relegating my emotions.
15:52Oh.
15:52Anyway, that night,
15:54the rage,
15:56the grog,
15:56really got to me.
15:58I was angry at Bush for pinning me.
16:01So,
16:03I put Sprog in the cruiser.
16:05Yeah.
16:07and I
16:09headed out to Barracreeca
16:10and I
16:14and I fed him to Triple Pen.
16:24Right.
16:28Right, so...
16:30So, sorry,
16:31that is your big secret,
16:32that you
16:34fed Bushy's dog
16:36to your family crocodile.
16:37Yeah.
16:38You probably rename him
16:39Quadruple Pet now.
16:41Oh, my God.
16:42Or I wish I'd just go back to that night,
16:44you know,
16:44just fucking stop myself
16:46like that
16:47baby Hitler hypothetical.
16:49Eddie,
16:50why didn't you just tell me all of this?
16:52Because Cap loves dogs.
16:54She can't know about this.
16:56She sends me 25 photos of dogs a day.
16:59Dogs that are complete strangers to both of us.
17:03So, anyway,
17:04that's what happened that night.
17:05That's the whole picture,
17:06the full
17:08Mona Lisa's smile.
17:10I killed a dog,
17:11but I didn't kill a man.
17:12Okay, okay.
17:13So,
17:13so,
17:14Bushy left City HQ.
17:16You followed him in your Land Cruiser
17:18with Sprog.
17:19Pat pulled you over,
17:20left the car on the side of the road.
17:21Was that before or after Sprog was dispatched?
17:26No,
17:26that,
17:26that's not what happened.
17:27I didn't follow Bushy.
17:28What?
17:29I didn't follow him.
17:30No,
17:30the detective saw footage from HQ Car Park.
17:33They saw you follow him in your Cruiser.
17:35No,
17:35I told you,
17:35I just kept pissing on.
17:36Sprog and I left way later.
17:37The drag queens and Knob across the alley
17:39were getting ready to piff frangers
17:40at the HQ windows.
17:42We must have left at 10 o'clock at least.
17:46Okay,
17:46I need to have a look at the footage
17:49of that night.
17:49You're leaving.
17:50I need to see what happened.
17:51Darwin HQ ain't going to show you
17:52what they've got.
17:53Yeah,
17:53I know they won't
17:54and you need to stay here.
17:55Wilson and Green are out there
17:57trawling for you like squid.
17:58What?
17:59No,
17:59I'm coming with you.
18:00No,
18:00I'm not here.
18:01Get a couple of farts out and it'll be good to go.
18:03Now,
18:03let's call.
18:11You're hiding out.
18:16You've called Michaela Evans.
18:18Can't you leave a message
18:18and I shall return it
18:19at my soonest opportunity.
18:21Mickey,
18:22it's Dulcy.
18:23Did you say your cousin
18:24worked at a nightclub in Darwin?
18:27My good sir.
18:28My good sir.
18:29Weave your magic.
18:30Can do me,
18:31old chump.
18:31I hate you.
18:33Abby,
18:34I've hit my code switching limit
18:35for the year.
18:35This is doing neural damage now.
18:36Let's go.
18:37there was DNA on the bullet
18:38so I'm sending myself the result.
18:39Allie!
18:40Don't hide behind that small child.
18:42I know it's you.
18:43Toby tipped me off.
18:44I'm dobbing on you to the prom
18:46and dobbing on me
18:47and my anonymous new friend.
18:48I'm going to tell everyone
18:49that you and Oliver
18:49are having sex
18:50and don't deny it
18:51because I'm staying
18:52in the room next to you
18:53and I know what shit sex sounds like
18:55because that's the only kind of sex
18:56I've ever had
18:57and you two
18:58are definitely having it
18:59even though you're blood relatives
19:01which makes you
19:02the incest twins.
19:04And fuck you too, Toby.
19:05You're going to be dead in five years
19:06and I'm going to piss on your grave.
19:10I've got the file.
19:11Move!
19:12Dude, slow down.
19:13I'm in platforms.
19:24I'm out here, Lynn.
19:26The storm will hit soon.
19:27I'm doing the bus run
19:27for the funeral.
19:28You right here?
19:29Yeah, hey, take these ponchos
19:30in case it starts raining.
19:31Do you want me to bring in Roger's art?
19:32Yeah, bring it all in.
19:33When the wind picks up
19:34they turn into missiles.
19:39Hi, Mav.
19:40I'm fixing your caravan door.
19:41Oh, you don't have to do that now.
19:43It's about to bucket down.
19:44Oh, I am all right.
19:52Just swallow it, you garb fucker.
19:53You can't chew.
19:55I'll tell you,
19:56I'm going to knock that cunt
19:57Bushy's block off
19:58for setting me up.
19:59Yeah, well, some cunt's
20:00already beaten you to it,
20:01haven't they?
20:01Which cunt?
20:02I don't know which cunt.
20:03If you knew which cunt,
20:04I'd nail that cunt to a wall,
20:05wouldn't I?
20:15What was mum like then?
20:17What?
20:18My mum,
20:19your wife,
20:20he died then.
20:21What was she like?
20:23Yeah, she was good.
20:25Oh.
20:26Yeah, great fucking awesome chat, Frank.
20:29Where was she from?
20:30India.
20:31Well, whereabouts in India?
20:32I don't know,
20:33some place.
20:34Some place, fuck.
20:35Ah.
20:36Well,
20:37Fiji.
20:39But,
20:42Fiji's not in India.
20:44Fuck.
20:48What else about it then?
20:50Well, I'd know
20:50it didn't ask you anything else.
20:52Why?
20:54You didn't want to know?
20:55You didn't think I'd want to know?
20:56Well, I thought we'd have more time
20:57for me and her,
20:58didn't I?
21:01No, I didn't think
21:02I'd have to find out
21:02everything about her
21:03and everything about
21:04everything else
21:06because it'd be just me
21:07doing it all.
21:08Gita was the one
21:09who was good at shit.
21:11Tough as guts, too.
21:16She would have been
21:17proud of you.
21:18Yeah.
21:25Well, you want some
21:26fucking new blood thinners
21:27or something,
21:28are you?
21:28Shut up.
21:28She would have been.
21:29She wouldn't be proud
21:30of some of the stuff I've done.
21:31Yeah, well,
21:32becoming a copper
21:32is a bit of a misstep.
21:34Not becoming a copper,
21:35fuck.
21:38I fed Triple Pet
21:39his fourth pet.
21:41I haven't been able
21:41to look him in the eye
21:42since I got here.
21:43It's hard enough
21:43to look him in the eye
21:44if you have to
21:44fucking swap
21:45between the two.
21:46What the fuck
21:47are you on about,
21:48girl?
21:48I fed Sprog
21:49to Triple Pet.
21:50You hung them bones
21:51up on the end
21:51there to shame me.
21:53That's a fucking goat.
21:56What?
21:57They've got flat teeth.
21:58They ain't grass.
22:00No, no, that's...
22:05Where's Sprog
22:05Bill?
22:06I don't bloody know.
22:10Who's this cut here?
22:21How was that?
22:22Shit out.
22:23Thank you for helping
22:25Mickey and her budgie, Isaac.
22:27Oh my God, stop talking.
22:28Okay.
22:29And this is the only
22:30camera you have?
22:31Yes.
22:31Just asking.
22:33Okay, that's Bushy
22:34leaving now.
22:35What time is this, Isaac?
22:36It's incredibly dark in here.
22:38Yeah, that's because
22:38it's a gay club.
22:39Yes, I know.
22:40I am queer too, Isaac.
22:41Well, just because
22:42you're a lesbian
22:43doesn't make you queer, doll.
22:45It's 7.16pm.
22:46See?
22:46Says so on the screen.
22:47That is directly
22:48in front of you.
22:49Hang on, that's
22:49Eddie leaving now.
22:51Okay.
22:52So, Eddie did
22:53follow Bushy.
22:55All right, I'm going out
22:57for a smoke.
22:58Are you okay here, Isaac?
22:59Mm-hmm.
23:04Can you go to
23:0510pm?
23:07I will never
23:08set foot in here again.
23:09Isaac, that is my
23:10solemn vow to you.
23:138, 9, 10pm.
23:16Wait, why is
23:17the cruiser back?
23:18I don't know.
23:18I have no opinion
23:19on this.
23:24Okay, there's Eddie.
23:27And there's Sprog.
23:32No, I don't,
23:33I don't understand.
23:34And Eddie didn't
23:35mention anything
23:36about leaving HQ
23:37twice that night.
23:39Wait.
23:41There's blood
23:42on the ground.
23:43That wasn't there
23:44before.
23:45Um, uh, Isaac,
23:46can you go back to
23:47where the land cruiser
23:48is returning, please?
23:49I will pay you.
23:50You name your price.
23:51Abby.
23:51Dulcy, we're stuck
23:52on a bridge due to
23:53wildlife, but there
23:54was biomatter on the
23:55bullet you found
23:55in Eddie's car.
23:57It doesn't belong
23:58to Bushy or Eddie.
23:59I think someone else
24:01was in the land cruiser
24:02that night.
24:02I don't know who
24:03it is, but whoever
24:05they are, they have
24:06XY chromosomes,
24:08they're gluten intolerant,
24:09and have the MZ1R gene
24:11variant.
24:12That's the gene that
24:13controls pigmentation.
24:15Dulcy, Bushy's killer
24:16was a redhead.
24:20He's shot himself
24:22in the foot.
24:25Tomorrow's my first
24:27official day as
24:28sergeant, and so I'm
24:30going door-to-door
24:31handing out my
24:32homebrew.
24:33Pat said it'd be an
24:34effective way to
24:34connect with the
24:35locals.
24:36Sure.
24:37Yeah, everyone
24:38loves it.
24:39Stout with notes
24:41of banana.
24:51What happened to your
24:52moonbeak, moonbeak?
24:53I've been playing
24:54with fire.
24:56Dropped my cigarette
24:57on it.
24:57Really?
24:59I'd pick you for a
24:59smoker.
25:02Well, I am.
25:09You there?
25:10Eddie, it's Luke.
25:12He shot Bushy.
25:13He followed
25:14Bushy in your
25:14Land Cruiser.
25:15I think he got
25:15shot in the foot
25:16somehow, and he
25:17drove the Land Cruiser
25:18back to the HQ
25:19maybe to get help,
25:20and then moments
25:20later you got in
25:21it with Sprog.
25:21He's the one
25:22that set you up.
25:23He must be
25:23Jason's new liaison.
25:27Yeah, g'day,
25:27Roger.
25:29Is Luke there?
25:30What's that?
25:32Dad left his
25:32scooter at your
25:33place, the dildo.
25:37Keep him then.
25:38I'm on my way.
25:46Get up.
25:46Good on you.
25:47We'll come and
25:47pick it up before
25:48you go to the
25:48funeral.
25:48All right.
25:49See you, Rog.
25:52Who was that?
25:54You left your
25:54scooter at Roger
25:55and marries your
25:56Muppet.
25:56Roger just call
25:57on his 5G mobile.
26:00Huh.
26:05What can I offer
26:06to lower you
26:07off this bridge?
26:08It's not these nuts
26:09that much is clear
26:10to me now.
26:11Okay, Dulcy
26:11thinks Luke's the
26:12liaison and he
26:13probably killed Don.
26:14I just sent a photo
26:14of Luke to Astrid
26:15and Ebba so when
26:16they land in Phuket
26:17they can tell us
26:17whether or not he
26:18was the guy that
26:19gave them the
26:19Lisa business card.
26:20I put us all
26:20in a group chat,
26:21TBC on Fun Name,
26:22but I was thinking
26:23Gay's Day isn't Abby.
26:24No, Abby,
26:25we've been through this.
26:26Remove me from all
26:26group chats.
26:26Holy shit!
26:30That's Don's torso.
26:32It'll confirm
26:33his cause of death.
26:34We've got to get it.
26:35Hurry up!
26:39Cole, listen,
26:41Wilson and Green
26:41got it wrong.
26:42It's not Eddie
26:43following Bushy
26:43in that footage.
26:44It's Luke.
26:45Luke?
26:46I've drank his
26:47homebrew before,
26:47Dulce.
26:48I said it was good.
26:49It wasn't, but still.
26:50He's with Eddie now.
26:51Oh, shit.
26:51Is Eddie okay?
26:52Yeah, I don't know.
26:53I'm headed there now.
26:54Okay, I'm bringing a team.
26:56Look, I know Luke
26:57looks like a pinky mouse,
26:58but he has a gun.
26:59So do not approach him
27:00until we arrive,
27:01detective.
27:03You've called Al.
27:04Leave a message.
27:05Al, I've been
27:06through Jason's office.
27:07I can't find the
27:08burner phone.
27:08I can't find fucking
27:09anything.
27:09Where's the staff exit?
27:10I'm wandering
27:11in the hallways looking
27:11like someone's fucking
27:12mushroom hallucination.
27:13Wait!
27:14Shit!
27:15Al, you slack fuck.
27:17I've got a fucking
27:17fake tan rubbed off
27:18on my shorts again.
27:19I don't look like
27:20a shit myself.
27:21Jason!
27:22Jason!
27:23What?
27:23There's a message
27:24from Ballsack
27:25in the group chat.
27:26He reckons that
27:26detectives onto us.
27:28Tall one?
27:28Looks like a man?
27:29No, the short brown
27:30cut and the three-quarters.
27:31Fuck.
27:32No, you tell that ginger
27:33fuck to get her
27:33to Dickies Knob.
27:34I saw this out myself,
27:35Ron.
27:38You?
27:39Give those a fucking
27:40start.
27:43Can't find Merv
27:44how to run in
27:44with Pat.
27:46Fuck.
27:53Mr. Popular, hey?
27:55Anyone I know?
27:58No, I can't find
27:59a bottle open
27:59in here.
28:00No worries, Frank.
28:01I'll just
28:01MacGyver it open.
28:03Yeah, all right.
28:09No, I can't.
28:10They're for you.
28:10Nah, I guess it's first,
28:12Slukie.
28:13I hope it's not as strong
28:14as that stuff
28:15you made me try
28:15at HQ.
28:17Because if it is,
28:18you won't remember
28:19a thing tomorrow.
28:20People will be
28:21filling in the blanks.
28:22Oh, you've broken
28:23into the wave pool,
28:24you got into a fight
28:25with an e-scooter,
28:26you murdered
28:27your best mate.
28:29That sort of thing.
28:30You know,
28:31it's almost like
28:32you want me
28:34incapacitated now
28:35for some reason.
28:37Anyway,
28:38drink up, man, babe.
28:41I fucking insist.
28:48Frank, I'm taking
28:50your sword!
28:51What?
28:52Fuck.
28:57You can't even
28:57be sure it's him, Abby.
28:58Obviously Don Dowell's
28:59torso, Leo.
29:00Just help me get it in.
29:01I need to examine it.
29:02No, just leave it.
29:03That torso belongs
29:04to the river now.
29:05Leo, we still don't
29:06know the cause
29:06of Don Dowell's death,
29:07okay, and it's really
29:08hard to prosecute a murder
29:09if you don't have
29:10evidence of how
29:10they were murdered.
29:11Well, I don't believe
29:12in the carceral system,
29:13so my presence is
29:14ornamental.
29:15Also, you chose
29:16this job, not me.
29:17I'm done with true crime.
29:18White people can find
29:19someone else's trauma
29:20to listen to while
29:21they use an elliptical
29:22at 5am on a
29:23Saturday morning.
29:24Um, hang on.
29:25That's weird.
29:27A lot of this damage
29:27isn't post-mortem.
29:29Leo, you should see this.
29:30Nope.
29:31I'm not falling
29:31for that again.
29:32Seriously, his chest
29:33is caved in
29:34and his sternum's
29:34been completely pulped.
29:36Oh my god, no.
29:37Stop talking.
29:37I can taste every word
29:39that you're saying, Abby.
29:40Leo, he's got purple
29:41striations.
29:42They match the tread
29:43of tyres, like big ones.
29:45Oh shit, that's
29:46fatal crush trauma.
29:47That's what killed him!
29:48He was run over
29:49by massive tyres!
29:51Fuck!
29:51The duck boat!
29:53DJ!
29:54What's a duck boat DJ?
29:57Oh!
29:58Oh!
30:01Eddie, we figured out
30:02who killed Don Daryl!
30:03Yeah!
30:03It's Luke!
30:04He's the fucking
30:04Lisa Legion!
30:05No, it was DJ Daryl!
30:06What?
30:06He ran over him
30:07in his duck boat.
30:07I don't think the
30:08murders are connected.
30:09Okay, well, cut them to a pole.
30:10We'll deal with a label
30:11like perhaps mere results.
30:12Loose escapes.
30:13He said it's a dickie's knob.
30:15I'm going in after him.
30:16I need backup, you guys.
30:17Okay, drop me a pin.
30:18I'm coming out.
30:19Uh, Abby.
30:20It's also went that way.
30:21But Eddie needs help,
30:22so thank you so much,
30:23Leo, for understanding.
30:23You are the best.
30:24I have to go.
30:25No, Abby,
30:26the torso is floating away.
30:27Just taste it down, then.
30:33I'm back!
30:35Don't go any further!
30:36It's Croc City in there!
30:39And now,
30:39get to your request,
30:40it's Dave Domlin's
30:41slice of heaven.
30:42Not now!
30:46Nicky!
30:46Dulcy,
30:47I need Jason's Lisa burner
30:48from Land of Crocs,
30:49but when I was there,
30:50Dulcy...
30:50Eddie's in danger.
30:51Jason's gone after her.
30:52Yeah, I'm headed to Frank's now.
30:53No, he told some ginger fuck
30:54to take her out to Dicky's Knob.
30:55I wanted to follow him,
30:57but Al can't find Mab,
30:58and I...
30:58I have kids, Dulcy.
31:00I can't be Batman
31:00and just go and save Eddie,
31:02even though I really want to.
31:03Eddie wouldn't want you
31:04to be Batman, Nicky.
31:04Just find Mab.
31:05Eddie's gonna be okay.
31:06I'm on it.
31:11Mab!
31:12Mab!
31:14Mab!
31:20Mab!
31:24Mab!
31:25Mab!
31:30Mab!
31:31Mab!
31:31Mab!
31:40Um, when I was a kid, Dad called me his perfect princess
31:47But little girls grow up and turn into their mum
31:51Dad used to say that the sign of me reminded him of mum
31:55Right, nah, that's it
31:57Troy, Troy, use it
31:59Hey, I'm not even done
32:01Hurry up, he's gonna piss down
32:03Bluetooth connected
32:04Alright, the funeral's over, everyone in the wakes of the pub
32:06Alright, see you later
32:09Quit, get up here and help us with these boxes of Dad
32:11Yep
32:13Get the shotties, get him in the water, it's what he wanted
32:25Alright, let's get out of here
32:28Abbie, you can go fuck yourself
32:30What am I meant to do with this?
32:31Put it in my Picanto?
32:33Troy, turn the fucking music off
32:36Um, yep, hello
32:38Hello?
32:39Hey, Detective Lee
32:40Yeah, it's Angelo from Marketplace
32:43You called me the other day about the chainsaw I listed
32:46Um, can I call you back, Angelo?
32:48It's not a great time
32:48Yeah, no, look, I won't keep you
32:50Sorry for taking a couple of days
32:51Bluetooth connected
32:52I've had a rotten case of gout
32:54Anyway
32:56Yeah, that chainsaw I sold the other week
32:58The one that you think might have been involved in that Barra Creek murder?
33:01Yeah, the bloke who bought it paid cash
33:04So, I don't have any details
33:05Yeah, so I didn't catch his name
33:07But he kept trying to get me to follow him on his socials
33:10Anyway, none of my business
33:12I didn't ask questions
33:13But what I will say is
33:15He was a wiry guy
33:17Greasy kind of looking bloke
33:18Like a cooked chook you'd feed to a dog under the table
33:23You pathetic fuck
33:25You killed Dad
33:26DJ, you said that you didn't kill Dad
33:28No, no, it was fucking Jason Wade who did it
33:31What?
33:32Because if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have to fucking kill Dad
33:34So you did kill Dad
33:35No, no, I didn't
33:36I didn't kill him
33:38Fuck
33:41That's for murdering my dad-in-law
33:43Dad didn't even like you
33:44Quick, you're anaphylactic fuck
33:47Dad said that he would give best best to me
33:50And then he did it
33:51You fucking toddler
33:52That's it all over our entire family
33:54Because things didn't go your way
33:56You poisoned Dad
33:57You chopped him up and
33:58Chunked him in the fucking river
34:00I didn't chop him and chuck him
34:02I just poisoned him and then I ran him over
34:04Who did then, DJ?
34:05He didn't chop and chuck himself, did he?
34:07Get the fuck away from her
34:09No, you fucking bitch
34:10Please
34:15I love you
34:16I love you so much
34:18You little maggot
34:20You shot my mate of honour
34:23Amber, get away from my son
34:30Mum, what are you doing?
34:3250 years of marriage
34:35Working day in
34:36And day out
34:38Hacking up horse for that bastard
34:41Through seven pregnancies
34:43And six rounds of chemo
34:46Your dad said we were retiring
34:48Gonna travel around Australia in a caravan
34:51He said he was handing the business over to DJ
34:55But then he got that hush money out of Jason
34:57He said he was staying
34:59He couldn't give up being king of the river
35:03Well, I wasn't working myself into the grave for that bastard
35:06Your brother did what needed to be done
35:09Yeah, I did what needed to be done
35:12All right
35:13I'm the new alpha
35:14I'm the river king
35:18DJ
35:18Donald Jr
35:20I'm DJ
35:23Mom, stay back
35:24Don't look
35:25Don't look
35:25Don't look
35:25Don't get up
35:26Shit
35:27It's gonna be all right
35:28I can look after us
35:29I know how to do everything
35:30Mum, it's okay
35:31I'm here
35:33I'm here
35:35I can do it
35:36I can take care of you
35:38Don't be so bloody stupid, Amber
35:40You're just a girl
35:43A useless fucking girl
35:55Just get out of here
35:56Just go
35:57Leave my mum alone, mum
36:07Where, where is she
36:08Where did she go
36:11Mum
36:12Mum
36:15Mum
36:26Mum
36:27I know you're working with Jason
36:29And you fucking stick me up
36:31Eddie, where are you?
36:36What?
36:37What?
36:40What?
36:53Eddie, where are you?
36:54I'm at the tip of your knot
36:55I lost Luke
36:56Luke, get the Lisa cart
36:58To the backpackers
36:59It was someone else
37:00What?
37:00Luke, get the Lisa
37:03Hey guys, I can't hear you
37:04I've got to head back down the shaft
37:06Okay, I'll meet you in the falls
37:10Eddie
37:14Eddie
37:21Let's stop
37:25Big eyes
37:26Where are you?
37:30G'day, g'day
37:33What's your plan here?
37:34You're gonna do a little jousting?
37:37Run, rabbit, run
37:40I'll give you a head start
37:44Don't go in there Luke
37:46It just leads to the river
37:49Get your hands at the end
38:00Don't look at me like that
38:02If he'd have given you the order
38:04You'd have followed it too
38:07It's the only way to get in with that lot
38:08What?
38:10If I deserve my share too
38:12In with who Luke?
38:14Who else?
38:20Well Skiddy, it's the end of the Bashnanza
38:22Sure is BP
38:23And nobody caught the Golden Barrow
38:25No, but who knows
38:26Maybe it'll still be swimming around next year
38:28I doubt it
38:29It'll get in by a crop
38:30Yeah
38:30Okay, should we go to some music?
38:32Yeah, this is Pete Murray
38:33Matt
38:35Stop
38:37Hey
38:38Matt
38:41Disrespectful shit
38:50You see that, Dalt?
38:52He was going for his weapon, wasn't he?
39:01It's you
39:03You're working with Jason
39:08You know, Eddie
39:09Bushy didn't think much of you
39:12He's always calling you
39:13A useless piece of brown shit
39:16And that new partner of yours
39:18What's her name?
39:19Dulcy?
39:20He doesn't give a fuck about you either
39:23Yes, she does
39:24Oh yeah?
39:25Where is she then?
39:28Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier, Dulcy
39:30It's not that I don't trust you, obviously
39:32I just wanted you to get a sense of things
39:35Before we chatted
39:36Before we chatted, Carl
39:38Yeah, well, I've been looking for a new recruit
39:40For months, you know
39:41And Bushman didn't work out
39:42I mean, he immediately asked for more money
39:45After the Frank McAllister frame-up
39:47But then Redcliffe started asking too many questions
39:50About what Bushy was up to
39:52And I mean, Luke
39:53He was supposed to get rid of Bushy
39:55And frame up Eddie
39:56But to be quite honest
39:58I don't think Luke's a good fit for this
40:01But you are, Dulcy
40:04You are incredible at your job
40:06Unlike these blokes you deal with
40:08No ego, no dick swinging
40:09It's just so refreshing
40:11You are perfect for my team
40:13I mean, you're exceptional police
40:15You thrive on structure
40:16You follow the rules
40:17And you know when to stretch them
40:19To get what you need done
40:20I mean, that's all this is
40:22This work with Lisa
40:23We just smooth some pipelines
40:25It's easy
40:27Cole's taken a real shine to your mate Dulcy
40:29You know, she's been informing on you
40:32Turned you in when she found that bullet in your car
40:34In fact, she's with Cole now
40:37Selling you out
40:41Fuck
40:43I know you can do it, darling
40:44The way you handled all that stuff with Redcliffe
40:47It just confirmed it for me
40:49Now you got in my ear about Eddie Cole
40:51Oh, you lied
40:52And I listened to you
40:54No, I just think you needed a bit of a nudge reframing that
40:57To save your own career
40:59I mean, sometimes us fathers have to intervene
41:01We can't help it
41:03Where's Eddie?
41:05Jason's with her
41:05And trust me, Dulcy
41:07Even she knows you're better off without her
41:09Eddie!
41:11I'm here and I'm coming to you
41:13She's a good liar, I'll give her that
41:16Thomas!
41:17I'm here!
41:18Come on, Dulcy
41:20This is a huge professional opportunity
41:22And don't think you're too good for this
41:24This is who we are
41:25Thomas!
41:27Jesus
41:27Dulcy!
41:31Don't make me do this
41:41You gave this card to the backpackers, Cole
41:44They remember you
41:46We're working with a journalist too
41:48Oh, they know everything
41:53So you can't shoot me, Cole
41:57But by morning
41:58Your face
42:00Your name
42:03They'll still be everywhere
42:28Alan!
42:34I got you in the funnel, mate
42:36Give up
42:43Turn around
42:52Eddie!
42:53Oh, trust a bitch
42:55As tall as you
42:55To be that fucking loud
43:04You fucking
43:05Can't
43:05I fucking do that
43:23Oh, Jesus
43:28I need back up!
43:30Matt's stolen your camper van, Dulc
43:32I'm in pursuit!
43:33What?
43:34He's just a kid!
43:36No, he's a criminal
43:36Is what he is
43:38Would have been him
43:38That stole your land cruiser
43:40That night
43:40I'm going after him
43:41No, leave him, Pat!
43:42No, I'm stuck over, Pat!
43:43Leave him!
43:46Pat, stand down!
43:47I'm not making you go
43:48You will run him off the road
43:49He's ten years old
43:51He's just a little boy
43:52No, he's not getting away with this
44:08He's got a gun out
44:10Pat!
44:10Pat, do you know I can see him?
44:12No!
44:12What?
44:13I can't
44:14I can't
44:30I can't
44:31I can't
44:32I can't
44:33I can't
44:33Leave him
44:34Leave it
44:34get hit
44:36I keep
44:36Leave it
44:43Take me down by the jetty landing
44:49Where the pontoons bump and sway
44:54I miss a early morning whistle
45:04Not a very big way to start the day
45:22It's gross!
45:24You can't smell like pickles, aren't you, boss?
45:31Where is she?
45:32Over there, Meek
45:39You're not coming back here
45:46She don't like that I'm kind of a hater
45:52She don't like that I'm kind of a hater
45:58So, throw down your guns
46:04Don't be so reckless
46:07Throw down your guns
46:10Don't be so
46:39Don't be so
46:54Hooray, Hooray, Hooray
47:00Now, what are your plans, Abbs?
47:01I booked Leo and I on a Croatian Booz Cruise
47:03We're gonna get our myths out
47:05Abbie, I don't drink
47:06She brought, like, 24 years old.
47:08The world's on fire.
47:08Let's just have some fun.
47:10I'm 36.
47:11What?
47:12Fine.
47:14I want to be a hammerhead.
47:20You got a booger?
47:20Yeah, got two.
47:22Yeah, three.
47:26I'm it.
47:27Get him.
47:28Are you off?
47:29For now.
47:30You had your badging?
47:32Yep.
47:33You?
47:33Oh, I haven't found it yet.
47:35When they do, I'll probably just peep it in the river.
47:38Okay, good.
47:40That's a solid plan.
47:51I love you!
47:55It's easy to shout at you.
47:59Okay, well, I love you too.
48:18Look at that.
48:19My face is in your tits, like you always wanted.
48:21Okay, off your pop.
48:22Go on, get back to your first ever girlfriend.
48:24Tell you what, mate.
48:25How about his vag?
48:26Yeah, very good.
48:27You always bang on me.
48:27All right, just keep your voice down.
48:28Yep, okay.
48:29All right.
48:30Okay.
48:30Hello?
48:31Oi, you mob.
48:33Does anyone know a Lloyd Reynolds?
48:35He just won a jet ski.
48:37All right, let's go.
48:37Let's go.
48:38Let's go.
48:39Let's go.
48:40Let's go.
48:40Ice on my window, ice in my heart, falling with thunder, every time we start.
48:50It's been raining for so long.
48:56It's been raining for so long.
49:00He comes across, just one line, don't you?
49:02Don't you go out in the rain.
49:05Come on.
49:06Come on.
49:07Don't go out in the falling rain.
49:13Oh, the voice of an angel.
49:15Oh, thanks, well.
49:16Okay, here we are.
49:18Here we are.
49:19Kath, what is this?
49:23Hey, those are Arcus clouds.
49:25I know they are.
49:29Wait.
49:32Are they storm chasers?
49:34Surprise.
49:35Happy unemployment.
49:37Come on, we'll miss the storm.
49:42Hi, I'm Kath.
49:43This is my wife, Dulcy.
49:45We're on a road trip.
49:47Oh, my God.
49:51Apparently, this storm is a warm-caught, non-frontal, synoptic-scale, low-pressure system.
49:58Are you flirting with me?
50:00Always.
50:03Here we go.
50:05Showtime.
50:09Showtime.
50:13Fuck, I fucking love the weather.
50:19I don't know.
50:21I don't know.
50:31Oh
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