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00:17Nah, we got more chance of finding a shit with wings than more of Don Daryl's body tonight.
00:23Some croc's probably tucked him away like a drag queen's dick by now.
00:27Well, I'd say he's been eaten already.
00:31What?
00:33What?
00:34Were you ever gonna tell me that your dad lives in Barrow Creek?
00:37Here we go.
00:38Well, you specifically said that you have no family here, Eddie.
00:41Yeah, because I thought he was in jail.
00:42Well, feel free to tell me about your hometown while we are investigating a case in your hometown
00:48so I don't make a complete git of myself.
00:50Well, you're doing a pretty good job of that yourself by now.
00:52Oh, the glasses are for motion sickness.
00:55Mate, who cares who kept what from who, okay?
00:58We're trying to solve a high-profile murder here.
01:00Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
01:01So tomorrow morning we hit the ground running, get his autopsy report and we fingerprint his cage.
01:06What? Who's cage?
01:07Triple pet, my crocodile.
01:09Eddie, we are investigating a homicide.
01:11This is a fucking homicide.
01:12Hom means human.
01:13Right, now I'd like to say a few words about triple pet and my crocodile brother.
01:18Please don't.
01:19Triple pet.
01:19Please no.
01:20You loved eating.
01:23Specifically pets, three of them to be exact.
01:25And I know we had our challenges.
01:27I accidentally shot off three of your scutes with a slug gun and you tried to eat me a lot.
01:31But you were my best mate.
01:32And I solemnly vowed to find your killer and avenge your death and so does Collins.
01:35No, I don't.
01:36And now, for your favourite song?
01:38Oh, bless you.
01:39Cracklin' Rose, you're a starboard woman.
01:42But you make me sing like a guitar homin'.
01:46So hang on to me, girl, the song keeps playing on.
01:51Play now, play now, play now, play now, my baby.
02:05Yeah, that was a silly brawl last night.
02:08Hey, and Don's death is no excuse for you to kick off it in there.
02:13Let's get this right on the show, shall we?
02:15Wait, wait, wait.
02:16What's with this?
02:17Get up.
02:18You look like a beachy mortician.
02:19You need to get involved with this, mate.
02:21100% petroleum, moisture wicking, hammerhead, shark on the back.
02:25Okay, yep, wowee, yep.
02:27Not as good as Bushy's shirt, eh?
02:29Oh, hey, have you seen that one?
02:32Bull crock on the front, helicopter on the back, double the action, you know?
02:36I don't.
02:37So, any word on Don's autopsy?
02:39Uh, no.
02:40Apparently, forensics are busy, but we'll head to Darwin once the autopsy's confirmed.
02:44Okay, when do we meet our team?
02:45Uh, there is no team.
02:46All personnel have been diverted to Task Force Homare for the backpacker case.
02:51My loves!
02:52Hi.
02:52I bought us new drink bottles.
02:54I've taped the What Colour Is Your Piss Dehydration Guide on the site.
02:56Good on you, Kate.
02:58Eddie, I'm so glad you're here reconnecting with your dad.
03:00No, I'm not.
03:01Such a beautiful experience.
03:02No, it's not.
03:03Thank you for letting us be part of it.
03:04No, Cap.
03:05No.
03:06Yeah, let that away!
03:07Fucking old screwed up to you now.
03:09Hold that.
03:09I'm going to talk to him about triple pen.
03:10Okay, my love.
03:11I'm going to a camping store.
03:13Buy us a family piss bucket.
03:14Oi!
03:15Why are you still here?
03:16Well, I thought we could reconnect.
03:18Have a nice cup of Makona.
03:19I'm investigating the Don Darrell homicide.
03:21I don't think you fucking talk to me about Don Darrell.
03:24He's fucking dead to me.
03:25I'll tell you what.
03:26If you had one dram of fucking loyalty and you'd be fucking dead to you too.
03:30He is dead to me.
03:31He's fucking dead to everybody because he's fucking dead.
03:34What did you do with triple pet?
03:36You've got tits for airs.
03:37I told you last night.
03:38Somebody stole him.
03:39Oh, really?
03:39Okay.
03:40Yeah?
03:40And that's how he wound up dead in the river with Don Darrell's arm in his mouth?
03:44What are you on about?
03:45Well, that's not triple pet.
03:46Look at the bunch on top of his head.
03:48That croc's got all his goots.
03:49Triple pet's got half his missing.
03:51And we both know how that happened.
03:52Shit shot.
03:53So where's triple pet then?
03:54I don't bloody know.
03:56Come on.
03:57Not this asshole again.
03:58Get fucked off the gun.
03:59Hey, you.
04:00I'm a confessor.
04:02Bang.
04:02Bang.
04:03Hi.
04:03Bang.
04:04Hi.
04:04Hello.
04:05I'm Dulcie.
04:07I didn't get a chance to meet properly when you were shooting at us.
04:10Yeah, I know about you.
04:12Have a look at a pair of you, eh?
04:13Shetland pony and a lesbian giraffe.
04:15It's like a fucking Disney film come to life.
04:19Good luck with a case at Wiener.
04:21You're off to a fucking flyer so far.
04:30This building used to be the old school.
04:32Eddie would remember that, wouldn't you?
04:34Yep.
04:34Oh, yeah.
04:35So anyway, here's the keys to your vehicle.
04:37Alright, that's on loan from the boys at the Dierks River Station.
04:40So I'd give it a wipe down if I was you.
04:42Ah.
04:43The kitchen just over here.
04:46Bathroom's out the back.
04:47The toilet is non-load bearing.
04:49So just hover over the top of it like you're riding an invisible motorbike.
04:53That's it.
04:54Just make yourselves at home.
04:56I'm retiring next week.
04:57Oh.
04:57So I'm doing the handover with my replacement.
04:59So far it's been like hand-rearing a baby duck.
05:03Senior Sergeant Heffernan?
05:04Oh, speak of the devil.
05:06Detectives, this is the incoming Barra Creek Sergeant Luke Ferguson.
05:10Hey!
05:10I know you.
05:11Used to work at HQ.
05:13Bushy put his dick in your yoga that time, remember that?
05:15I do.
05:16I do remember that.
05:17Yeah, you're still making that home, bro?
05:19Stuff that tastes like a banana pissed itself.
05:21It was tropical sour.
05:22Oh, yeah.
05:23It was potent.
05:24Couldn't stop pissing brown for a week.
05:26What?
05:26What's the deal with the man-bait, man-bait?
05:27I had a procedure done on my plantar fasciitis.
05:30The Don Darrell autopsy report's taking an awfully long time to print.
05:34Sorry, the autopsy's been done already?
05:36Yes.
05:36And it's taking a very long time to print.
05:38Okay.
05:39We'll just bring it in to the detectives when it's done, Luke.
05:41Oh, I can't do that, Senior Sergeant.
05:43You are supposed to be taking me through the emergency SOPs all the way through till lunchtime.
05:47I'm only rostered on till 3pm.
05:48It'll be overtime after that.
05:49Yeah.
05:50Okay.
05:50Okay.
05:51Yep.
05:52Jeez.
05:53If the weather doesn't do me in, that boy will.
05:56Just hold tight.
05:57Right.
05:57You can open the tray and then you just got it.
06:00What going on?
06:00Back out forensics officers and autopsy without informing the detectives in charge.
06:05It's territory forensics, mate.
06:06Pretty much just three blokes and a Commodore 64.
06:09You've just got to be firm with this.
06:10Senior Sergeant.
06:11Oh, great.
06:12Coming, Luke.
06:12No, download.
06:13Too slow.
06:15Weapon used in the post-mortem disarticulation of D. Darrell is a weapon with a cutting edge
06:23attached to a handle or hilt.
06:26So...
06:26It's a knife.
06:27That's a knife.
06:27Right.
06:28So his head and arm were removed after death.
06:32What else does it say?
06:33The knife bit.
06:34What?
06:35That's not...
06:36No, it's not.
06:36It is?
06:37No.
06:37What about the time of death or the cause of death?
06:39Is there a tox report?
06:42Cause of death unknown.
06:43Yeah, and they need the torso.
06:44It's got all the vital organs.
06:45The heart, the lungs, the bum and the boobs.
06:46Sure, but this isn't a forensics report.
06:49This is a book blurb.
06:50Forget about it.
06:51We'll figure this out some other way.
06:52Forensics is a crutch for you anyway.
06:54Come on, let's just go to the Darrells.
06:55Shake their shorts.
06:56See what turds fall out.
06:57Come on, you can drive.
06:59Oh, can I?
07:00Oh, Eddie, in interviews we refer to Don's death as a fishing accident.
07:04No mention we're treating it as a murder.
07:05I know.
07:06I'll be confidential as fuck, mate.
07:07I always am.
07:09Hi.
07:10Fuck.
07:10Pat was going to give me a quote about Don Darrell and then forgot about me.
07:13I heard everything you said.
07:16You're a fucking journo?
07:18Yes, I'm Leo Lea.
07:19I write the NT Times daily crock watch column.
07:21Right.
07:22Well, obviously I'm a fan, but if you print anything we just said,
07:25I'll do you for perverting the course of justice, okay?
07:26That's not the charge for that.
07:28Just keep your holes shut.
07:29Okay, but I'm a trained journalist, so you should let me investigate with you.
07:32I'm dangerously bored in my job.
07:33I've written the same weekly crock attack article for months now,
07:36and not one person's noticed.
07:37Leo, your help with the crime scene photos was appreciated,
07:40but I am running a professional investigation here,
07:42so thank you and no thank you and goodbye, please.
07:46There's a recycling bin.
07:48Yes, yes.
07:48Okay, thank you.
07:49Oi!
07:50Ready!
07:50That bike!
07:51That's not yours.
07:53The one, are you?
07:53Yes, it's Mickey.
07:55Hi, Aunty.
07:55Don't call her Aunty Bub, she's not black.
07:57Yes, she is.
07:58Did you pretend to be black to take my ten-year-old's bike?
08:01No!
08:02And I didn't take the bike.
08:03Yeah, she paid me $120 to hire it for three days.
08:06Cash?
08:07Yes, so we can pay to get Uncle Al's boat fix.
08:09Yeah, because I put dog biscuits in the field tank.
08:11Right, well, what?
08:12Return it in good condition.
08:13Pump up the tyres.
08:14Come on, let's go.
08:15Wait, wait, wait, Miffy.
08:17You're a ranger, yeah?
08:19Sir, my crocodile brother triple pet's gone missing.
08:21Have you seen him in the area?
08:22Listen, Blue Heelers, if you want my ancestral knowledge
08:25and my professional expertise for your police investigation,
08:27then you can contact my boss, Keith.
08:29Keith can contact me and I can tell Keith to fuck right off.
08:31Here you go.
08:33Your sonny's.
08:35Alright, come on, you lot.
08:36Aunty Mary said you can collect some cans at the pub
08:38while I'm at work today.
08:39Love the school holidays.
08:40Come on, Mub.
08:41How many cans do we need?
08:42That ranger's a bit of a punish.
08:45Freaky eyes.
08:46Too many fucking colours, if you ask me.
08:48Looks like a poisonous frog.
08:51What?
08:51We don't need the bike, Eddie.
08:52We have the car, we have an adult car now, so...
08:54I've still got five hours left on the rental.
08:55Let's just go.
08:56No worries.
08:57I'm gonna be your human map.
09:04What?
09:11So when we get there, I'll take a lead with the Daryls.
09:14Really?
09:14You think that's wise?
09:15And we're all but kneecapped to you last night.
09:17At least I'm a local mate.
09:18You stick and rich.
09:19I'll look at you and then they'll know you play the oboe
09:22and you're terrified of arse play.
09:25It was the clarinet, actually.
09:28Oh, it's the superintendent.
09:29Believe it, we're almost there.
09:32Superintendent.
09:32Ah, Detective.
09:33I'm just out to relax, huh?
09:35Thought I'd give you a call, see how you got on this morning.
09:37Well, we've just arrived at the Daryls now, sir,
09:39so hopefully we can question all of the family members,
09:41get them to piece together a picture of Don's final hours.
09:43OK, and how's Detective Redcliffe getting on?
09:49Ah, really, really great, actually, but she'd like a therapy puppet.
09:54Would she?
09:54Really?
09:55A puppet?
09:55OK, to each their own.
09:56I'll let HR know.
09:58They'll be rapt.
10:00I'm doing too many things here.
10:01Oh, actually, sir, we could use your assistance with forensics.
10:04Don Daryl's autopsy report was all of eight words.
10:07They didn't give us a cause of death.
10:09Now, we appreciate that they need more body parts,
10:12but we expected a bit more information.
10:13Yeah, well, that sounds about right, Detective.
10:16Look, I'll make some calls,
10:17see if I can't unblock a few of those evidence pipelines for you.
10:20Thank you, sir.
10:20And we'll do some old-fashioned pavement pounding till then.
10:24All right, I'll leave you to it. OK.
10:26It's time for now.
10:29Hey, no jokes when we go in there.
10:32That don't work for you.
10:33It's like a G-string on a knotter.
10:38Yeah, so straight out the butt, we offer our condoles
10:43and I just want to say how sorry we both are.
10:47Don was a legend, a river king,
10:55a sultan of swing.
10:57Shove it up, you clack.
10:58Dad would be rolling in his grave to know you were here.
11:00Well, he's not in a grave, is he, so...
11:02My C-section's here, you shithead.
11:03I will go here.
11:04OK.
11:05It's a statement of fact, OK?
11:07Fine, he's mainly in the river.
11:08Fuck, fine, you go.
11:08OK.
11:10Um...
11:10Uh...
11:11Miss...
11:12Miss Darrell...
11:13Mrs Darrell, we just want to ask a few questions
11:16about Don's last movements.
11:18How would we know his last movements?
11:19We didn't follow him to the shitter.
11:20No, sorry, I meant what he was doing before he died.
11:23Well, say that then.
11:24Scrabble.
11:24You think you're better than me?
11:25No, I never... I don't.
11:26And I'm a missus, not a miz.
11:28I'm married to Grant.
11:29That's my husband there.
11:30That's...
11:31Oh...
11:31Oh, that's...
11:33Congratulations.
11:34Um, so when was the last time you saw Don?
11:37Why?
11:37What's it to you?
11:38How fucking dare you?
11:39I am just trying to do my job.
11:43The last time we saw Dad was...
11:46Sunday night!
11:47Sunday night!
11:48The whole family had tea at the pub.
11:50You happy?
11:51So you didn't see him on Monday then?
11:53If we'd seen him then, we would've fucking said...
11:55Tigger, can you get the phone?
11:57So, the last time you saw Don was Sunday night.
11:59Okay.
11:59No, no, no, no.
12:00She can't.
12:01That little one can't.
12:01Oh, sorry.
12:01We are conducting a police interview.
12:03You can't just...
12:03She's my best friend.
12:05Tegan was my mate of honour.
12:06Okay?
12:07It's a funeral only, mams.
12:09Okay.
12:10Well, you tell him, Teegs, that we're not paying for a full-size coffin.
12:13We only got the head and the arm, so we'll just do a dog one.
12:15For shit's age, Zamba!
12:16Stop going on about bloody money!
12:18Well, someone's got her mum.
12:19DJ won't, will he?
12:20He just bought a fucking duck boat.
12:22Tell him, Teegs.
12:23Hey, they're JJ.
12:24You've got my bracelet.
12:25Boys don't play with bracelets.
12:26It's gay.
12:27Okay, so the meal at the pub on Sunday, was everyone in good spirits?
12:32What's it to you?
12:33Yes.
12:33Do people who aren't in good spirits do three rounds of crock-sucking cowboys?
12:36It was a lovely night.
12:37It was a lovely night.
12:37How dare you?
12:38Oh.
12:42Who are they from, Troy?
12:47Dear Colleen, Amber, DJ and Trey.
12:50Troy!
12:51That's you.
12:52Troy.
12:52Sorry for your lost, deepest symphonies.
12:56Jason Wade.
12:57Oh.
12:57That dick rat.
12:58The bloody nerve.
13:00Troy, you take those birds of paradise out the back and you burn them in the incinerator.
13:07So what happened after dinner?
13:09Dad got eaten by a fucking crocodile.
13:10Girl knows that, Amber.
13:11No, sorry.
13:12Actually, I meant, what time did you all leave the pub?
13:18It's none of your business, but Dad stayed at the pub and then we all left about 10.
13:23We dropped DJ and Troy back here and then Mum come back to ours because all our kids had
13:26both ends gastro.
13:28We were just swapping out buckets till 5am.
13:30Fucking awful.
13:30Yeah, something ripped through on.
13:31It's probably that woman's nuggets.
13:33And where did Don go after the pub?
13:35Probably headed home.
13:36Okay.
13:37And did he make it home?
13:38Did Troy or your other son BJ see him here?
13:41DJ.
13:42Don Junior.
13:43How dare you?
13:44DJ.
13:44Sorry, my bad.
13:45Yeah, you're not listening to a word we're saying.
13:47No one saw him after the pub.
13:48We already said that.
13:50Right, we're done here.
13:51I've lost my dad.
13:52DJJ's lost his pop.
13:53Mum's lost the love of her life.
13:55What about her gutful?
13:56Yeah, we still need to talk to DJ.
13:58DJ's not here.
13:59He's taking it hard.
14:00He was Don's favourite.
14:01Well, tell him we want a word.
14:03Okay.
14:04Come on, call us.
14:04Let's go.
14:07Actually, I do just have one more question.
14:09No, you don't.
14:09Yes, I do.
14:10By the time that Don's remains were found on Tuesday,
14:13you hadn't seen him for two days?
14:16Where did you think he was?
14:18Fishing.
14:18Right, and what makes you think that he was fishing?
14:21Because on Sunday night he told us he was going fishing.
14:24And you weren't worried about him?
14:25No.
14:26We're not like you city people.
14:28We can go weeks without talking to each other.
14:30It's called being a family.
14:33Right.
14:34Well, that feels like it's here to a natural conclusion.
14:36Uh, great.
14:37We will be in...
14:39Yes.
14:40Joy!
14:41Fire!
14:42Fuck!
14:43Bloody hell!
14:44Shit!
14:44Get up, you ladies and cunt!
14:45There's a fire!
14:46Fucking darrows!
14:47Where's the hose?
14:47Where's the hose?
14:48I don't know where the fucking hose is.
14:49Fuck!
14:52Okay.
14:53We'll question the locals about Sunday night.
14:55You just sit in the corner and try not to dog it up again, Scruttle.
14:57Oh.
15:00Come on, you three, cut the shit.
15:02I know you know what fucking went on on Sunday night.
15:05Your asses have been planted here since 1983.
15:08What about you, Rabbit?
15:09Did you see Don Darrell on Sunday night?
15:11Bert?
15:12Did you see Don, huh?
15:14Rog, what about you?
15:15I didn't see anything pertaining to Don Darrell, Ed Weiner.
15:18I'll tell you what I did see recently, though.
15:20Lights in the sky over the DRO.
15:23Extra-terrestrial activity is increasing exponentially.
15:26No, no!
15:26No cooker shit, Rog, okay?
15:27Answer my questions or I'll sign you up for a government ID.
15:30Hey!
15:30I wanted to know you, boys.
15:32Don't start that!
15:33Don't start that!
15:34Don't start that!
15:34Don't start that!
15:35Fuck my hole!
15:36Okay.
15:38Your government says the DRR is decommissioned military land.
15:41They're doing something out there and they're doing it with my taxes.
15:43You don't pay taxes, Rog.
15:45And this is why?
15:45That's my man.
15:46Fuck the colony, babe.
15:48Oh.
15:49This is beautiful.
15:50Because my muse is beautiful.
15:53Those aliens are probably behind all this.
15:55They've probably got triple pet, too.
15:56No!
15:57Hi, boys!
15:57Hot one today!
15:58Shut up, boys!
15:59Stay down and enjoy!
16:01Fuck's sake!
16:03Yeah, the Daryls were here on Sunday night for Don 70th.
16:05The kids ate five dozen nuggets.
16:07Don 70th?
16:08Why didn't they mention that?
16:10Don't take it personally, Darcy.
16:12The Daryls probably just didn't tell you about Don's party because it's none of your business.
16:16Here we are.
16:18Oh.
16:19Mary?
16:20Yeah?
16:21I thought you cleaned up in here.
16:23No, I remember you were cleaning.
16:24I was digging.
16:26Oh.
16:27Don didn't even finish his steak cake.
16:28I'll get the karcher and pressure hose the lot of it out the roller door.
16:32Just leave the mess for now.
16:33Thank you, please.
16:34Okay, but we've got to clean it soon.
16:35Pat's having a retirement do in here next week.
16:50Mary, did the Daryls have a fight?
16:541982, Tyndall Base.
16:5642.7 degrees.
16:57Still.
16:58But this is hotter.
16:59Okay, okay.
17:00Okay, let's get back to Don Daryl or I will kill you all.
17:04We were at the Daryls yesterday.
17:06We fed King.
17:07Okay, that's it.
17:08Line up.
17:08You're all gonna die.
17:09See?
17:09Line up.
17:10I'm gonna shoot you up.
17:11Hi.
17:11Ah.
17:12Ron chucked a chook.
17:13Jesus.
17:14You sliding on wheels?
17:15No, I've been here this whole time again.
17:17If you want to know what happened that evening, the drone was filming around the pub on Sunday night.
17:20I know because I stay in a caravan out back that barely has a roof.
17:23If you got your hands on the drone, it might have filmed on leaving.
17:27Who owns a drone?
17:28Not sure, or maybe Satan.
17:29The croc in this cage isn't king.
17:31What?
17:32This is not king.
17:33This croc is missing its skirts.
17:41Shit house rats.
17:57Pullins where are ya?
17:59In here.
18:00I know we're having a triple pimp.
18:05Troy did the penis on the billboard.
18:25I love what you two have been up to, you get down you croc-napping fuckers, that croc
18:31in king's cage, that's triple pair isn't it, so that means it was king in the river with
18:35your dad's arm in a joint, split up, get up, don't follow me, do not jump if there is
18:41no give in the gravel, none mate, I told you that it hurt, we need to question you formally,
18:50get out of there, come on you take your stride, come on, want to take me off, come on, oh
18:57my god, dismount the tiny bike, fuck, get off Troy, fucking no, I didn't do nothing, I didn't
19:26get out of there, I was at the pub today, Troy did you graffiti the same penis and testes
19:32onto your father's face? What, on the billboard? No, it was those Landa Crocs wankers. Yeah
19:37it was me. What, dick and bald dead tigers? Hey, hey, DJ. DJ, DJ, no, that's it my birthday drawing
19:44made him look like a pussy. Take him up. I was angry at him. Troy, come on, look at me,
19:52dads
19:52can be tough, yeah? We know that. You know, weight of expectation. It's a lot. You know?
19:58Collins, her dad, he was shit. He was an actor. He was in Brigadoom.
20:03No, he was a brigadier in the defence force.
20:06The point is, she understands why you'd want your dad dead.
20:10No, no. Yeah, yeah, no. You had a fight with your dad at the pub because of your gay dick
20:15ass.
20:15No, the fight was because Dad fed Grant Crabb and then his throat closed over.
20:19Yeah, Dad says allergies for puss.
20:21Yeah, okay, whatever. And then after that, you killed your dad, you fed his arm to King, your prehistoric garbage
20:25disposal.
20:26That's not what happened.
20:27Yeah, and then King died because he choked on that arm, so you tucked him in the river.
20:31No, King was already, he was already in the river.
20:33You know what?
20:34Sorry, King was already in the river.
20:37Yeah, King got out Saturday night, the gate was open. That's why we nicked Triple Pet.
20:40We thought Frank was still in jail.
20:42DJ, is it our fault that Dad's dead?
20:43Yeah, Troy. King got out.
20:46Right, and then King ate Dad when Dad fell in the river. Man, it's a fucking circle of life shit.
20:51King murdered Dad because we left the gate open.
20:54I'm not joking.
20:55These two fuckspanners don't know how Don died.
20:58Agreed.
20:59I'm not joking.
21:00I'm not joking.
21:01That's enough, DJ.
21:02Shut up.
21:03Hey!
21:04Where did you two go after the pub on Sunday night?
21:07Home.
21:07Went home.
21:08Home, he was on his sink.
21:09Twitch.
21:11Troy was on his Twitch and I went out with Rabbit setting off some fireworks.
21:14Look, I've got the videos on my socials to prove it.
21:16Look, look, 15 blowjobs all in a row.
21:18Oh, no thank you.
21:18No, no fellatio.
21:19No, no.
21:20They're a type of firework.
21:21What?
21:22Yeah.
21:23Like this.
21:23Okay, right.
21:24Wait, hang on.
21:24What?
21:25They're our confiscated fireworks, Troy.
21:26Grab them.
21:27No, no, concentrate please.
21:28So did you see your dad at all?
21:30He was due back at your place after the pub, yes?
21:32No.
21:33No, Dad went to his place.
21:35His place?
21:36What?
21:36I'm not following, no.
21:37He was going to his place.
21:38Yes, but isn't his place your place?
21:40No.
21:40It's our place.
21:42Well, where the fuck is his place then?
21:43Dad's Donger.
21:44Dad went to Dad's Donger.
21:48You're on Top Man Hot Hits with Beefy and the Skid where the Mango Madness is setting
21:52in Skiddy.
21:53That's right, Beefy.
21:54And big news, Toby the Cadaver Dog has joined the missing backpacker search.
21:57Just in time for Jason Wade's Big Barabash Nanza.
22:01Which kicks off tomorrow in Jerks River.
22:03Maybe Toby will have time to dip a rod in Skid.
22:05Maybe, maybe.
22:06Ha, ha, ha, ha…
22:09Ha, ha, ha, ha…
22:21No.
22:22Come on.
22:23No! Why the fuck not?
22:25Superintendent Confirmed Forensics is en route and the dongle is...
22:29Donga! It's a portable building. Soft G. Rolling in the G. Donga.
22:32However you pronounce it, it is a suspected crime scene, so we wait for them.
22:37No, we make our own destiny. I'm going in.
22:39No, like fun you are!
22:41We don't have gloves, we don't have booties, and it's all potential evidence in there.
22:44No.
22:45Okay, well, I'm gonna get Leo to bring us booties.
22:48Leo?
22:48Yeah. The journo told me about the drone.
22:51Why would Leo bring us booties?
22:52Well, they were in the shower block when I was doing my bedtime blog, so I asked them to help
22:55us with this.
22:55No, no, no, they won't. A journalist is not joining this investigation.
23:00God, Eddie, you should have checked with me first. No, fire them. Pay them out if you have to.
23:03I'm not paying them, that's a good thing. They just want first dibs on the story so they can turn
23:07it into a podcast.
23:09What?
23:10Collins, we need more hands, okay? Between the two of us, we've got four hands, but none of them know
23:14how to turn on a computer.
23:15Leo can handle that for us. Plus, they've got this vibe where they barely exist.
23:19Like, people don't even notice when they're being interviewed by them.
23:21I think it's the wind.
23:24Hey, hey, Eddie, don't open that. I said we were waiting.
23:28Oh, I forgot.
23:31Ah, considering that Daryl's place looked like the BFG's junk drawer. Don kept a remarkably clean dongler.
23:40Donger. It's Donger.
23:41That's what I said.
23:44Wait. Is it just me or is this place on a lean?
23:50No, you're right. It is on a lean.
23:52I'm going to dip a toe in.
23:53No, don't. Don't. Don't.
23:54Just a toe. Just a fucking point of toe.
23:56Oh, fucking finally, cunts.
23:59Eddie.
23:59Where have you cheese biscuits been?
24:00Language.
24:01You've got a hard arm for your swabs.
24:02This might be ants. This is a workplace.
24:04I've got a semi. I've got a semi for your swabs.
24:06Thank you. Hello. Thank you.
24:07We didn't go in.
24:11Hi, Mams.
24:14G'day, big eyes.
24:20I'm struggling with these, Lynn.
24:21Just use a hook grip, Mayor.
24:23Hi, Lynn.
24:24Hi, Kath.
24:24Hi, Mary.
24:25Hi, Kath. Yep.
24:26You look busy.
24:27Yep. Always got something to do.
24:29I don't think it'll all dissolve in this.
24:33Oh, hello. Where did you come from? Good boy.
24:36Hi.
24:37Oh.
24:37I've got a new fishing shirt.
24:39And a loose tooth as well.
24:41Loose tooth?
24:42Wow.
24:43Is this your dog?
24:44Boss isn't Cherry's dog, miss.
24:45Nah, it's Mav's dog, eh?
24:47Found him on the highway, eh?
24:48Oi, cool car, miss.
24:49Mav loves cars.
24:50He stole one once.
24:51Shut up, Cherry.
24:51Oh, I stole Simon Crean's car once.
24:54It was a uni grassroots guerrilla thing to protest speed regulation.
24:58It didn't work.
25:00Can I get a hurricane drink from McCullough?
25:02Uh, yeah.
25:04Sure you can.
25:05Arnie!
25:06She's taking us to Land of Crocs to see Uncle Al.
25:08Oh!
25:09Good on you, Kath.
25:10I was running out of cans for them to collect.
25:12Cool, I'm in the front.
25:13Come on, boss.
25:14Thanks, miss.
25:14Oh, Ziggy's got touch screen.
25:16Yeah.
25:16Sure.
25:18This'll be fun.
25:20Where are we going again?
25:22Kay put me up for this uni placement
25:24because Darwin Forensics hasn't hired anyone new
25:26since the Azaria Chamberlain case.
25:29That's Lauren and Oliver, the other interns.
25:31They're either siblings or they're dating.
25:33I can't actually tell which.
25:35Anyway, I'm paired with Toby the cadaver dog
25:37because according to the office manager, Diane,
25:39we're in the same pay bracket.
25:40Yeah, well, I'd get him away from the water, big eyes.
25:42He's in the lunch position there.
25:44The lunch position, ma'am?
25:46Oh, shivers.
25:49Toby, come on.
25:51Toby, here, boy.
25:52Toby, come on.
25:55Toby, good boy.
25:58Isn't he so cute?
26:00Yeah.
26:01Yeah, we're all supposed to be on the backpacker case,
26:03but our boss, the profs, they're not here for the day.
26:05But I don't mind because I'm back with my work mums.
26:08So, Abby, I was wanting...
26:10Oh, yeah.
26:10Oh, no, sorry.
26:11Why are you going to do that?
26:12What's happening?
26:12No, that's good.
26:13Oh, you didn't want to...
26:14No, that's good.
26:15Okay, um, cool.
26:16Okay, um, how is this investigation going?
26:19Hey, did you hear that?
26:21That's not a spacecraft.
26:22I assure you, I did not think it was.
26:24Stop of a cunt.
26:26Run!
26:26Eddie!
26:27Eddie, leave it!
26:28No, no stuff!
26:30Oi!
26:30I want to talk about Sunday night at the pub!
26:33Sue, is this a potential crime scene, ma'am?
26:35That's what we're trying to figure out.
26:37Don was headed here on Sunday night,
26:39so we're just looking for anything to indicate
26:41what might have happened.
26:43Did Don make it out here?
26:44You know, was he alone?
26:45Oh, wait, ma'am.
26:46You've just stepped in some Toby poo.
26:47No.
26:48I'll go get you a bag.
26:49Yep, great.
26:51Hi!
26:51Hi!
26:51Get back here, you everyone fuck!
26:53I just want to talk!
26:54Here, ma'am.
26:55You can lean on me.
26:56I think, right, right.
26:58Ooh!
27:00Is anyone missing a bracelet?
27:02With straight pride symbols on it?
27:05What?
27:05And an iced coffee?
27:17That your bracelet?
27:20No.
27:20Alright, well, we did find it this morning at your dad's Dongra.
27:24His what?
27:25At the...
27:25Dongra's.
27:26Your dad's Dongra.
27:27Okay.
27:28For fuck's sake, well...
27:29Were you out there last night?
27:31No!
27:32I wasn't!
27:32I've got five kids under five, and Greg's never changed a nappy,
27:35so that could be anyone's.
27:36Sure.
27:36But we did see you with it yesterday when you told Don Junior Junior
27:40he couldn't play with it.
27:44Well...
27:44So what, that I was at the Dongra last night?
27:46What's it to you?
27:46What's it to us?
27:47What it...
27:48What it to us is, is that we think your dad was murdered out there.
27:51Eddie, no!
27:52Just fuck!
27:52Just...
27:54Um...
27:54What?
27:56Yeah...
27:56What?
27:57You fully said Dad was in by a croc.
27:59No, we fully didn't.
28:01It was you that said that.
28:02Amber, we know about your dad's 70th,
28:05how he force-fed your husband and grand mud crabs,
28:08and that resulted in a fight where those crabs were weaponised.
28:12Why didn't you tell us about the crab fight, Amber?
28:14Why did you say it was a lovely night?
28:16Clearly it wasn't.
28:17This is none of your fucking business that Dad is a cunt!
28:21But Dad was a cunt!
28:24Amber...
28:25If you don't tell us why you were out of the Dongra,
28:27then we're just gonna have to guess.
28:29We think you went out there to cover up a bit of a dad murder.
28:35Tell them the truth, Lambs.
28:36Yeah, listen to your mate, Amber.
28:38Fuck off.
28:40Alright, fine.
28:42I was out there because I was looking for the money.
28:44I didn't find her because someone else has been out there.
28:46I can tell because the Dongra's been winched off its blocks,
28:48and aside from that, I couldn't have killed him
28:50because I was at the hospital all Sunday night with Grant
28:52because his throat closed over, didn't it?
28:53Shut up!
28:54Wait, what money?
28:55The money he wants back!
28:56The money who wants back?
28:58Him!
28:59Who?
28:59Fucking him!
29:00Jason Wade!
29:01That land of crooks fuck paid Dad 300 grand,
29:04and now he wants it back!
29:06Can I go?
29:07I've got meat in the car!
29:10So Jason Wade grew up in Adelaide and attended an elite boys' college
29:13that was burned down by its own old boys when it went co-ed.
29:16He has no prize, just a caution for driving 170 kilometres
29:20in a 160 school zone.
29:22Are you okay?
29:22No, I'm not.
29:23I'm police, Leo, and all of this is official police business.
29:28Uh-huh.
29:28I know.
29:29So if you publish anything about this case
29:31before a suspect is convicted of this crime,
29:34then not only will justice not be served for the victim,
29:38but the law will come down on you with the force of a hypernova.
29:42Do you understand?
29:44I do.
29:44Good.
29:45But also if you don't solve this case,
29:46I'm just going to bin the whole thing
29:47because nobody wants to hear about losers.
29:49Where was I?
29:50Anybody want a chip?
29:52Yeah.
29:53Tastes like B.I.
29:54Good B.I.
29:56Jason is the star and creator of Jason Wade's Adventures Down Under
29:59and the Marine spin-off Jason Wade's Adventures Down Under
30:01goes more down under.
30:03Eight years ago, he opened Jason Wade's Land of Crocs
30:05and Other Animals Wildlife Park near Dierks River.
30:11Oh, no, I'm done.
30:12Oh, okay.
30:13All right, great.
30:14Well, we'll head to Land of Crocs now.
30:17Three hundred and fifty dollars.
30:19We got this car yesterday.
30:20Is this normal?
30:21Yes.
30:22Detectives.
30:23Hold up.
30:25G'day Moonboot.
30:25You don't answer your phone.
30:27Yeah, because it might be a bill.
30:28Well, it wasn't a bill.
30:29It was me.
30:29I was calling because a local man by the name of Mr Rabbit
30:33reported a body part in the river.
30:36It's in the water off Dickies Knob.
30:39Okay, great.
30:39Well, I know a ranger that would love to take you on a boat
30:42to collect that loot.
30:43No, no, no.
30:44See, my shift ends in ten minutes.
30:51Oh, no, don't look at me.
30:52I didn't bring my goggles.
30:53Of course.
30:54I'm off to Land of Crocs.
31:00Get out, you normal bastard mince!
31:04Get out!
31:05Did you know Child Protection Services now has an app?
31:08Just key in your 26-digit client being for access.
31:11You're speaking with Ellen.
31:12Oh, oh, oh, hello, hello, hello, hello.
31:14Hi, hello, hello.
31:15Oh, hi, Ellen, Ellen, is it?
31:16Yes.
31:16Yes, Ellen, hi.
31:17I'm Mikaela Morris and I've recently become the kinship carer
31:20for my nephew, Maverick.
31:21One moment, please.
31:21No, don't put me on hold.
31:23Ellen.
31:23Connecting you with kinship services now.
31:25Ellen.
31:26Fuck, at least fucking lube me up
31:28before you fuck me like this, Ellen!
31:35Are you all right?
31:37It's another big day at Land of Crocs and other animals
31:40with our feeding of Chops kicking off soon in the Croc Arena.
31:44At 3pm we have the batfish feeding
31:46and don't forget to book in...
31:48I need to speak with Jason Wade.
31:50The office isn't answering.
31:51Yeah, sorry.
31:52It's my children's school holidays.
31:53One adult, that's $75, please.
31:55Uh, and police.
31:56Oh, where's your family of four?
31:57It's $75, please.
32:01Right, right, yep.
32:04No, I don't need that.
32:05I'm just...
32:06I'm just gonna try and find that.
32:07Yeah, I just need to know where...
32:09And don't forget your tickets.
32:10Here you go.
32:10Have a nice seat.
32:11Next.
32:13Uh, could you direct me towards Back of House?
32:15Thank you so much.
32:16Stand on the black X there, please.
32:17Oh, I just need to be directed towards Back of House,
32:19if that's okay.
32:20Okay, Big Fella is to your left,
32:22so look up at him, super scared.
32:24Who's that bitch?
32:25Oh.
32:25At 3 p.m., Kate and Kate are going into the tube of doom.
32:29And then at 4 p.m., folks,
32:31we have the city grunter feeding with me, Roisin.
32:34Okay?
32:35But starting now in the process here...
32:37Just go for a place.
32:38Right, okay.
32:38It's croc feeding time with Big Fella!
32:41Thanks, Roisin.
32:42Take the seat, folks.
32:44Welcome, welcome.
32:45Good day, everyone.
32:46My name is Al,
32:48and I'm the land of crocs and other animals
32:50indigenous ambassador.
32:53Can we just take your seat, please?
32:54Now, this has been my people's country
32:56since time immemorial.
33:08Today, I welcome everyone in the crocosphere
33:12to my country.
33:14Huh?
33:15My people are...
33:16Good job!
33:17I am!
33:19A hundred thousand years!
33:21Caring for country, respecting country,
33:23and all its creatures.
33:25Why does Uncle have that yidaki?
33:26He doesn't even know how to play.
33:28Like Dungalaba!
33:33Dungalaba is language for my total,
33:35the saltwater crocodile.
33:37And now, a special surprise for you all,
33:40the top end's favourite son,
33:42Jason Wayne!
33:48Thanks, everybody.
33:49Give it up for him.
33:50I'll tell you what, folks.
33:51I'll tell you what, folks.
33:51No one knows these rivers and these crocs
33:53better than our Maydow.
33:55We'd all learn so much from you.
34:00G'day, g'day.
34:01G'day, g'day.
34:02G'day, g'day.
34:04G'day, g'day.
34:04G'day, g'day.
34:05G'day, g'day.
34:05My name is Jason Wade.
34:07I might host a couple of TV shows.
34:10For fans of the house.
34:11Love it.
34:11But seriously, we all know
34:13who the real star of today is.
34:16Ladies and gents,
34:17give it up for Bigfella!
34:20Let's get him out here and give him a feed!
34:31Yeah, so Moonboot said that rabbit said
34:33that the body part was up round this way,
34:35so we've just got to go at that, um,
34:36trap, trap, tramitur, tree, uh, by, uh, Dickies Knops,
34:42I reckon we just head downstream, Miffy.
34:44It's Mickey!
34:45Do you seriously not remember me?
34:47Mickey Morris, we went to school together?
34:49Oh, come on!
34:50It was you, me, my cousins,
34:52a bunch of white dogs talking racist shit about us
34:55even though they only shared one fucking face between them
34:57like it was a bong.
34:57Come on!
34:58You'd co-hanging me at home heck.
35:00Yeah, because I'd invite you out for darts
35:02to the Creepy Face Tree and you'd dog me every time.
35:05Yeah, cool.
35:06So what's been happening?
35:07You still school?
35:08I'm 44.
35:10No shit, me too.
35:11Hey, I reckon we need to go to where the crocodile and the sunnies is.
35:15You do realise that's an activity map for kids?
35:19Hard, hard left, I reckon, Miffy?
35:25Is that your sonar or works?
35:27Works.
35:29That's a bull shark.
35:30I know.
35:31Bull shark gave birth to a live young.
35:32Like you.
35:34You gave birth to your life young.
35:37Is that...
35:38Is that how it happened?
35:40What's that one?
35:41Is that a sawfish?
35:42Sawfish cut their prey in half with their noses.
35:45It's not a sawfish, alright?
35:46I know what a sawfish is and that's not a sawfish!
35:49Worse than my kids.
35:50Is it a torso?
35:54Oh, bugger.
35:55It's just a foot.
35:56That's not going to help us unless Don died a tinea.
35:58Where's its big toe?
36:02What's this hair?
36:03The hovercats!
36:05Yes!
36:11Shit shot my ass.
36:16I'm investigating Don Daryl's death.
36:19Okay, and you've spoken to Amber Daryl.
36:20I have, and your name came up.
36:23You think there's something going on with me and Amber?
36:24No, that is not what I thought.
36:26Tulsi, come on.
36:27Detective is fine.
36:28How do I put this politely?
36:30My wife, Alethea, is a former runner-up Miss Australia.
36:35She's one fashion on the fields.
36:36She's beautiful.
36:37Yeah.
36:38Have a look at her cover of Maxim.
36:39Pre-kids, of course.
36:40It's really not necessary for me to see your wife's photos.
36:43But you get it though, right?
36:44If I have an affair, it won't be with someone like Amber Daryl.
36:47She doesn't even register as a woman to me.
36:49Well, that is not why your name came up.
36:52She told us about the $300,000.
36:55Oh, that.
36:57Oh, you'll be worried there for a second, Tulsi.
36:59Detective.
37:01Why did you give Don Daryl $300,000?
37:04It's to buy King.
37:06The biggest croc in the territory.
37:08I've been trying to buy him for years.
37:09I knew the Daryls were struggling, so I made Don an offer he couldn't refuse.
37:14I paid him the cash, Friday.
37:16Gonna need that back, obviously, now that he's dead.
37:18Don?
37:18No, King.
37:19I can wait till after the funeral.
37:21I don't need the cash, obviously.
37:23Make more than that each week off hurricane drinks.
37:25Yeah, if that makes sense, they are $35 a pop.
37:28Can't believe you thought I was having an affair with Amber Daryl.
37:32Not what I thought, so...
37:34Anyway, Mrs and I have an event to get to.
37:37We're Pearl Ambassadors, so let me walk you out.
37:40I'll see if I can remember where the staff exit is.
37:42Not on the ground much anymore.
37:43Just flat chat, filming my show, editing season 12 right now.
37:47And then we're going to do a series where I'll drive a fast car over Salt Lake.
37:50Just back and forth.
37:52Me and big Russ.
37:52Russ will grow.
38:08Hey, Leo.
38:10I shot down the hovercats.
38:11So, I need you to see if there's any footage on the drone of Don leaving the pub.
38:15So, yeah.
38:16Action you to action that.
38:17Come on.
38:18Quick dicks, Leo.
38:18Yeah.
38:19Mm-hmm.
38:21That's a foot.
38:22Don't worry about that.
38:23Eddie!
38:24I met the most amazing dog today.
38:27Awesome.
38:28Yeah, great.
38:29Look.
38:31His name's Boss.
38:32I'm a bit too busy to talk about dogs right now, okay?
38:35Hey, Leo, can we hurry this up?
38:36I need to get this foot to forensics before it gets soupy.
38:39There is footage saved on this drone.
38:41Is there anything from Sunday night?
38:47Okay, I'm going outside, Lozzie.
38:49Okay.
38:50Oh, bloody hell, that was a monumental waste of time.
38:52There is absolutely nothing here to suggest this is a crime scene.
38:55Yeah, because someone's hosed the site down, Oliver.
38:57I mean, look, there's water runoff, even though it hasn't rained here since last April.
39:01Of course it's rained here since then, Ali.
39:02That's ridiculous.
39:03No, it's the tropics.
39:04Grab Toby, yeah?
39:05We're leaving.
39:05Lozzie, let's get out of here.
39:07Toby, where are you?
39:10Toby?
39:12Toby?
39:13Toby?
39:17Freak!
39:18Freak!
39:18Freak!
39:19The lunch position!
39:21Toby!
39:24Toby?
39:26Toby, is that you?
39:31Oliver!
39:32Toby found a toe!
39:33It is the clam scene!
39:36No, Toby!
39:37That's evidence!
39:38Toby, no!
39:42Yeah, this is good, Leo, but there's no one around.
39:45The joint's dead.
39:46Looks like a model railway.
39:47Just go around the corner.
39:48I can't turn the camera around.
39:49I'm not controlling it.
39:50No, I've seen people do it.
39:51No, you've seen Google Street View.
39:54Oh, that's just me.
39:55It's 76 photos of Boss.
39:57Cool.
39:57No, no, don't go away.
39:59I haven't seen Don leave the pub.
40:01Where are you going now?
40:02Wait.
40:02I know where that is.
40:05I know where that is.
40:06That's near Don's Donger.
40:08That's his bloody chitty.
40:12G'day, g'day.
40:14Who do we have here, then?
40:16So I'm doing K2, then Denali, then Everest, with our Geo.
40:20And then I'm back here for a six-parter, where we barbecue fish on the beach.
40:24Sounds fun.
40:24Jason, I also will need your whereabouts for last Sunday night.
40:28My PAs know my daughter, so just give them a call.
40:30Who are they?
40:30This is the exit.
40:31Do you need a selfie with me to show the girls back home?
40:33Uh, no.
40:34I think the girls are fine.
40:35Great.
40:35Awesome.
40:36Really great to meet you, Dalton.
40:38Oh, really special.
40:39Okay.
40:39Take care.
40:39And your PAs contacts.
40:41Mm.
40:45That was...
40:46Yeah.
40:57Eddie.
40:58Collins.
40:58There was someone else out of Don's Tonga.
41:01They got picked up on the drone on Sunday night.
41:03They're dragging Don's body up the jetty.
41:05What?
41:05Can you tell who it is?
41:07It's Chomp.
41:08Sorry.
41:08It's who?
41:09Oh, God.
41:10Chomp from Land of Crocs.
41:12He's our killer.
41:13Collins?
41:14Collins, you still there?
41:23Hey!
41:28Whey.
41:30Tch.
41:32Yeah.
41:35Hello.
41:37Oh, God.
41:38We've been popped.
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