00:02All right, everybody. Cough up some green for the DLC.
00:08Wait, wait. Aren't you going to buy the DLC?
00:10Nah, I don't believe in it.
00:12Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let me get this straight. You don't ever buy the DLC?
00:16I don't buy it just because it's new.
00:18All right, I mean, I'll buy it if it's something really interesting,
00:21but then I'll watch a Let's Play first or get it on a sale.
00:24But buying everything new automatically? That's for the birds.
00:30As far as I'm concerned, they should have just put it in the game for free.
00:33Hey, giving things for free, that don't pay the bills.
00:36You don't care if indie devs count on you buying the DLC to survive?
00:41Do you know what this is?
00:43It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the indie devs.
00:47You don't have any idea what you're talking about.
00:50These people bust their ass. This is a hard job.
00:53So is working in retail selling the actual games.
00:56But you don't give those people five bucks, do you?
00:58He's convinced me.
01:00I'm removing this f*** nonsense from my Steam cart.
01:03Hey, leave it in your cart.
01:06Wait a minute. Who didn't buy the DLC?
01:09Valentino.
01:11Valentino? Why the hell not?
01:13You don't believe in it.
01:14Shut up. What do you mean you don't believe in it?
01:17Come on, you. Cough up a buck, you cheap bastard.
01:20You bought the game on 75% off.
01:22I worked overtime for this.
01:24All right. Since I only paid $2.50 for the vanilla game, I'll buy the DLC.
01:29But normally I would never do this.
01:32Never mind what you normally would do.
01:34This is Goat Simulator.
01:36Just buy the new damn DLC like everybody else.
01:39Thank you.
01:41Thank you.
02:04Give me a little sunshine, give me a little sunshine, give me a little sunshine.
02:10Thank you.
02:14Thank you.
02:20I love you.
02:24Thank you.
02:25Grazie a tutti.
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