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00:02Only one of them is obsessed with B's, but they all get in trouble for thinking with
00:07their D's.
00:08It's Watch What Happens Live with Shep, Craig, and Austin from Southern Charm, now!
00:23Hey everybody, welcome to Watch What Happens Live.
00:25I'm your host Andy Cohen in the Bravo Clubhouse on Southern Charm finale night with the three
00:30threesome ready to go all night long.
00:32Give it up for Shep Rose, Craig Conover, and Austin Ball.
00:37Now I want to say things ended tonight in not a good place between Craig and Austin, and
00:45they have a- they- these three guys love coming on the show together and I always love having
00:51them and so we made a date early in the season with best intentions for you three to come
00:56on and you've kind of agreed to put it on ice for tonight and we will see where things go
01:02at the reunion.
01:03So thank you for doing that.
01:04Um, I also want to say I never thought that I would see Craig with flower embellishments
01:12on the bottom of his pants, uh, but here we are.
01:16And Shep, stand up please, because show the people what is on-
01:21Hey!
01:21Look, this says-
01:22Shepic.
01:23Shepic.
01:24Right here.
01:25Shepic.
01:25And when you're with a lady and you unzip your pants and it says Shepic there, you know you're
01:31setting it up.
01:32It's all part of the game.
01:34I guess.
01:34Okay, well, I mean, I hope your dick is Shepic.
01:37Uh, over at the bar getting us buzzed, it's one of Craig's worker bees, his assistant Jack
01:43Gilchrist.
01:48Um, the questions for you guys that came in, they're so savage, and since we did the
01:55reunion, I, I, there's a part of me that doesn't want to put you back through it.
01:59I do want to know, Craig, uh, seeing the van, was it, I was going to ask if it was
02:06different
02:07than how you remembered it, but I'm assuming you didn't really remember it.
02:10Well, I guess, what was your reaction to seeing that?
02:13I mean, it just enforces that it sucked to ever get to that point.
02:17I mean, I, I was well aware of how, I mean, I freaked out and just shouldn't happen.
02:23Um.
02:24It's not fun.
02:25Uh, Austin, you want to know the number one question for you?
02:30Why are you such a gossip behind Craig's back?
02:35Uh, gossiping is fun for my friends.
02:38I don't know.
02:38I don't know.
02:39He's good at it.
02:40Yeah, I don't know.
02:41Oh, my God.
02:42Shep, number one question for you.
02:44Why do you let the guys talk to women, uh, the way that they do?
02:49I, I'm in charge of them all of a sudden?
02:52It's ridiculous.
02:52Yeah.
02:53Shep is the barometer now?
02:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:56Yeah, because, yeah, because Shep is, Shep is the, wow, yes, yes, wow.
03:01Craig has long refused to compare dicks with Austin, but when it comes to what's about to go down on
03:09this show, I need all three of my guests to suck it up and play.
03:12Let's do it.
03:16Hey!
03:16All right, okay, fellas, uh, take these contraptions with your faces on them, and I am going to ask you,
03:25uh, questions.
03:26Answer by spinning, uh, the head to the person, uh, whose answer it is.
03:31Okay, who of the three of you has let fame go to their head the most since first joining the
03:36show?
03:37Woo-hoo!
03:39Craig?
03:40Craig?
03:41Craig?
03:41And you, Craig, you say?
03:43I mean, I knew they were both going to say.
03:45Okay.
03:46And are you going to say you, too?
03:47Oh, look at that, self-aware.
03:48Sure, why not?
03:49Okay, a self-aware king.
03:51Let's play this.
03:51Okay, who does Miss Patricia like the best?
03:54Oh, dude, it's annoying.
03:56Wow, all right.
03:59Who can keep a secret the longest?
04:04Unfortunately.
04:04Wow, you're all saying Craig, Craig, that's.
04:07But he doesn't when he's on the secret, he loves it.
04:10Oh, okay.
04:11He should tell you that he knows something before he.
04:13Okay, who do you currently trust the least?
04:18I'm not, I'm not, I'm not myself.
04:21Craig, you trust yourself the least?
04:23Yeah, me.
04:24Okay, Shep trusts himself.
04:26You all trust yourselves the least.
04:28I love it.
04:29Who has the highest body count?
04:35Shep, Shep.
04:36Wolder.
04:37Craig says Austin.
04:38Okay.
04:39Good, thank you, Craig.
04:41All right.
04:41Who is the best at business?
04:43Oh, boy.
04:44I just have good teams.
04:46That's, that's part of business.
04:48Okay.
04:48All right.
04:49Okay.
04:49You all said Craig.
04:50Who's going to be the first to get married?
04:53Yeah.
04:55Craig.
04:56Craig.
04:57Craig.
04:58I'm going to say Shep.
04:59Okay.
04:59I like that.
05:00Yeah, that would be awesome.
05:01Shep is really trying.
05:02He is, he is.
05:03Is he?
05:04I am.
05:04Yes, I would love that.
05:06In more ways than you.
05:08All right.
05:08Well, thank you very much, guys.
05:10That was fun.
05:12You can put those down.
05:14Tonight, Shep declared that he wants to have children or at least be, as he called it,
05:19a boner donor.
05:22Wow.
05:23Yeah, he did.
05:25Craig, do you watch the show?
05:27I, I love the show.
05:29You love the show.
05:29I love that everyone loves the show.
05:30You love that everyone loves it.
05:32Okay.
05:32My question was, do you watch the show?
05:34No, not that much.
05:35Okay.
05:36Okay.
05:37I give it a hundred percent.
05:38Do you make, oh, I know.
05:39Hold on.
05:39I give it a hundred percent.
05:40I was going to ask Jack what his duties are, but I know that one of his duties are, he
05:45watches the show for you, right?
05:47Yes.
05:47Yes.
05:48Every week.
05:49Every week.
05:50Yes.
05:50Okay.
05:51But to see if any of these guys know what women want, we are putting them to the test.
05:57This is so good.
05:58Okay.
05:59We, with the help of my female staffers, gentlemen, we have pulled the women on my staff on a variety
06:05of topics.
06:06For each question, you will guess how they voted.
06:09Okay.
06:10This is really good.
06:11Which of these single summer house guys do the ladies on my staff objectively find the
06:18hottest?
06:19Kyle, Jesse, or West?
06:22Yes.
06:22Any idea?
06:23You say West?
06:24I would probably say that it can be West.
06:27No one's going to ask me.
06:28Okay.
06:29It is West Wilson, 95%.
06:32Okay.
06:33What percentage of the ladies on my staff are into dad bods?
06:40I feel attacked.
06:4133?
06:42What percentage?
06:43What percentage of the women?
06:4465.
06:4565.
06:4648.
06:47Guess what?
06:48Kyle, I'm the closest one ever.
06:50Over.
06:50Austin.
06:52Which business venture do the women on my staff feel is sexier, sewing down south,
06:57trop-op, or neither?
06:59Neither.
07:00What did you say?
07:01Neither.
07:02Yeah, neither.
07:03Neither.
07:04Okay.
07:05Yay!
07:06What percentage of my female staff finds Wittner to be the hottest guy on Southern Charm?
07:13Well, it's all about how someone's season is going.
07:15I think Wittner's having a good season.
07:16New guy.
07:17I'd say that's pretty high.
07:18Okay.
07:18I'd say that they're going to say 78%.
07:21I'll go 50.
07:2264.
07:23Uh, it's 67%.
07:24Yeah!
07:25Of the three of you, who do the ladies of Watch What Happens Live declare is currently most deserving of
07:32being called marriage material?
07:35Of the three of you.
07:36I would say that Shep had a pretty quiet season, so I wouldn't say Shep.
07:40Yeah, quiet.
07:40Shep's season was very subdued.
07:41Yeah, maybe me, yeah.
07:42Currently.
07:42Guess what?
07:43Austin.
07:44Oh!
07:45Oh!
07:46Wow!
07:47Yeah!
07:47Okay, okay.
07:49What the heck?
07:50Which of these charmers do the women of Watch What Happens Live believe is a true girl's girl?
07:57Charlie, Madison, Molly, Vanita, or Sally?
07:59They would say Madison.
08:01Or Molly.
08:01Or...
08:02Or, oh, oh, right.
08:04Let's reveal.
08:05Yeah.
08:06Molly.
08:07Madison got 5%.
08:08If you were to propose tomorrow, what diamond do ladies generally prefer?
08:13Craig knows this answer.
08:14Or oval cut?
08:15I have some experience.
08:17Craig?
08:17The one on the left looks more like, what?
08:20Uh, yes.
08:20Yes.
08:21That's what Paige liked.
08:23It's just whatever.
08:23Was that in the water?
08:24Okay.
08:24No, it was elongated cushion.
08:26At the time, elongated cushion cuts were in.
08:28Was it in your locker?
08:29All right.
08:30Okay, let's reveal.
08:31It was the oval cut.
08:33Okay.
08:33What?
08:34What?
08:35I thought it was the left one.
08:36Okay.
08:36Will Craig become instantly hotter to the ladies of Watch What Happens Live if he makes
08:41up with Vanita?
08:42Yes or no?
08:43Yes.
08:44Yes.
08:4571%.
08:45Out of the three of you, who do the women on my staff believe is packing the most down
08:52there?
08:53Who do they think is the most endowed?
08:56I bet they think Craig is.
08:57I don't think I'm going to win this.
08:59I think Austin.
09:00Because people who don't show their wiener probably just got it going on.
09:04I feel like someone on this show said that Craig was very well endowed.
09:11Yes, he got some good press.
09:12Madison said that she heard it.
09:14He got some good press.
09:14He got some good press.
09:14But is your Shepik?
09:16Guess what?
09:17Guess what?
09:18I'm going to say Shepik.
09:19This is Blow Away.
09:20Whoa.
09:21Austin wins again.
09:23Austin.
09:24You are hot.
09:27All right, I'm going to...
09:28Yeah, go see the ladies.
09:30All right.
09:31Oh, my gosh.
09:31Oh, it's the Shotsky siren.
09:34You know what that means.
09:36Okay, come on up, guys.
09:39Come on up.
09:40This is for you three, and I'm going to do one with you.
09:46Okay, let's do it on the count of three.
09:48One, two, three.
09:52All right, Craig, model the Shotsky.
09:55Model the Shotsky.
09:56No, just model it.
09:58Yeah, you can get your own Shotsky at ShotByBravo.com.
10:03Who doesn't want this?
10:05Don't you want to look like Craig with the Shotsky?
10:08Coming up, a game where one of you will be confronted with someone from your past.
10:14This is going to be fun.
10:15Say your DVR for tomorrow night's show.
10:17We've got Jennifer Tilly and Jennifer Devon at 10 after Ladies of London.
10:22Oh, Shotsky, Shotsky.
10:25Watch what happens live.
10:26Oh, Shotsky.
10:32Watch what happens live.
10:34Watch what happens live.
10:37All right.
10:38Welcome back to Watch what happens live.
10:40I'm Andy Cohen in the Bravo Clubhouse
10:42with the Southern Charm boys,
10:44Shep Rose, Craig Conover, and Austin Pearl.
10:48Catch part one of their reunion next Wednesday
10:50at eight on Bravo.
10:52Over at the bar, it's Craig's assistant,
10:54Jack Gilchrist.
10:57What's the gnarliest thing that Craig asked you to do?
11:02Once I had to help him shave the back of his neck,
11:04and that was probably the weirdest thing.
11:06Drinking game reminder, if you're 21 or over,
11:08or any time you hear this word,
11:10chug until your drink is gone faster than Sally's chickens.
11:14Okay, I want to take questions from our fans in studio.
11:17We have Emily from Connecticut with a question for Austin.
11:20Hi, my question is for Austin.
11:23Has Audrey seen the footage of you making out with Sally
11:26in Mexico, and if so, how did she react?
11:29Yeah, it was on the trailer.
11:33And so that was like far before it ever came out on TV.
11:38And yeah, she wasn't pleased.
11:41Yeah, okay.
11:42Let's go to, and by the way, Austin, while you're here.
11:47What did you make of Sally saying in her confessional
11:50in the night she thinks you both know if you got together,
11:52it could be the real thing.
11:54And I mean, you two are hanging out and making out these days.
11:58Well, that's not entirely true.
12:00But Sally and I are close.
12:03And she knows that, you know, when we got back from Mexico,
12:05it was like, hey, I'm still like newly single,
12:09and I need time.
12:10And it's still kind of like that.
12:12But we're just really good friends, to be totally honest.
12:17I don't know why you're laughing.
12:18I'm just saying, he started to laugh.
12:20It's what I started to laugh.
12:21No, I'm not laughing.
12:22Why are you laughing?
12:23Because you hate this question.
12:24I do.
12:25I do.
12:26I hate it.
12:27And Sally is obviously like, she has done lots of interviews
12:30making it seem like we're like actively like hot and heavy.
12:33I can attest that's not true.
12:35It's not true.
12:36They are friends.
12:36Absolutely.
12:37We all are.
12:38Yeah, friends who we don't.
12:41Okay.
12:42All right.
12:42That's kind.
12:44Shep and Austin, Alyssa J, what was your reaction to hearing Craig
12:48say that he was at a point in his relationship with Charlie
12:51that he would have picked her over Paige?
12:55Do I think about that?
12:56That was at that time.
12:58Yeah, I like it.
12:59I think that's really sweet.
13:00I thought it was like, what a turning point to move past
13:05someone from your past.
13:06Yeah, is that how it came off?
13:08Like not like back in the day, but like in that moment.
13:11Yeah.
13:11Yeah.
13:11Okay.
13:12That's what I meant.
13:12All right.
13:13That's exactly what you said.
13:14Shep, Olivia wants to know, do you think Craig's apology to
13:17Sally was sincere or do you agree with Charlie that it was
13:21not enough?
13:23I think Craig has his reason.
13:25I think they should have, they should have hashed some things
13:28out.
13:28An apology is never a bad idea, but there's something deeper
13:32there that I think didn't get explored.
13:34You know, Katie Kaye said, Oh, maybe this is Katie Kroll.
13:39Austin, it is for you.
13:41Austin, when you told Craig, you made out with Sally,
13:44Craig smiled and seemed very happy for you.
13:46When Craig said he kissed Charlie,
13:49why was your immediate reaction shocked?
13:51And to ask if Sally knew,
13:53why do you think Sally needs to know about everything that
13:55happens in their relationship?
13:57Well,
13:57I just thought that that's what friends do.
13:59They tell each other when they kiss a boy or a girl.
14:03And I thought that that was just like a natural thing that
14:06would have happened.
14:07And then I think that what I thought was kind of most shocking is
14:10that Craig had held this secret and said like, you know,
14:14it was like two or three weeks ago.
14:16And I was like, that's not that big of a secret, man.
14:19It's just like a kiss, you know?
14:20But Charlie thought it was a huge deal for like to be kissing
14:24boys on TV or something.
14:25And so Craig was kind of like, Craig was kind of like bound to
14:29silence, which I thought was crazy time.
14:31And then in Mexico, I was just like, this is silly.
14:33Right.
14:34And so finally Craig was like, okay, I'm going to tell Austin
14:37because kissing isn't not a big deal.
14:39Like you and I are single, Charlie.
14:41Who cares?
14:43Okay.
14:44Well, when these three are busy breaking up with each other,
14:47you can find them screwing up with a variety of women from the
14:51Bravo universe and beyond in honor of their roster of exes.
14:55We have invited one of them to join us for a fun-filled game of
14:59ex who?
15:01Okay, guys, our game board features 12 of your exers.
15:05It is your job to guess which one of them is on the line right now.
15:10Her voice has been disguised and you will take turns asking yes or no
15:15questions to reveal the identity of one of your exes.
15:21But whose ex it is will be off limits.
15:25Mystery ex-girlfriend, are you there?
15:31I'm here.
15:32Okay.
15:34Okay.
15:35You are asking yes or no questions and you can't ask like, are you my ex?
15:40Okay.
15:41Can I say, have you kissed?
15:44No, because that's, okay.
15:46All right.
15:46Shep, you're up first.
15:48Yes or no questions?
15:49Do you live in Charleston currently?
15:53Sometimes.
15:55Craig.
15:56Hold on.
15:58Have you hooked up with one of us in Charleston?
16:04I believe so.
16:05You believe so?
16:07Okay.
16:07Oh, okay.
16:08They're taking exes off the board just to narrow it down.
16:12Oh, this is cool.
16:12Okay.
16:13I mean.
16:13Um, Austin.
16:15Uh, what the hell?
16:18Okay.
16:19I'm looking up, up, up.
16:19Okay.
16:20Okay.
16:22On a clock.
16:24The ex is laughing.
16:25Okay.
16:25Okay.
16:26Okay.
16:26Who has the question?
16:27Come on.
16:27Okay.
16:27Well, it's your turn, sweetie.
16:28I don't have one.
16:29Just ask him anything.
16:31Do you have blonde hair?
16:34Yeah, good question.
16:37Yes, obviously.
16:39Obviously.
16:40Okay.
16:41So it's down to these five.
16:43Okay.
16:43You can, do you want to guess Madison?
16:45Is it?
16:46No.
16:47You can guess.
16:48Sometimes.
16:49Okay.
16:49It's, it's, we're, we're on TV.
16:51So we've got to be timely.
16:52Have you worked out with more than one of us?
16:54Has anyone up there?
16:57Not yet.
16:58Not yet?
17:00She's spicy.
17:01Okay.
17:01Start guessing.
17:02Okay.
17:03Does Austin have a birthmark on his right ass cheek?
17:08Hold on.
17:09She said sometimes.
17:10Not that I saw.
17:11Not that I saw.
17:13Ooh, is that a reveal?
17:14Is this Olivia?
17:14I think it's Olivia.
17:15Let's reveal.
17:18Yes!
17:21Wow!
17:22Hey, Olivia.
17:23The relief is palpable.
17:26Hey, Olivia.
17:27There she is, guys.
17:28Wow.
17:29Great to see you.
17:30I don't know who was.
17:31That was so fun, Olivia.
17:33Hey, Olivia.
17:33First of all, thanks for doing that.
17:35The guys were squirming and freaking out.
17:39Listen, I am curious, because have you set a date for your wedding?
17:44I know you were engaged, and then it was on, and then it was off.
17:46Is it happening soon?
17:49No.
17:50No new date.
17:51You know, we have so much fun playing.
17:52We figure we do it for a second go around.
17:55All right.
17:56That's the spirit.
17:57Well, you look great, and it's great to see you.
17:59And thanks for keeping these guys on their toes.
18:01After the break, we have more with these three, and a bonding opportunity for Craig and Austin.
18:20All right.
18:22Welcome back to Watch What Happens Live.
18:25I'm Andy here with Craig, Austin, and Jack.
18:32Oh, my God.
18:35Austin, Vicky wants to know your response to Craig, saying that holding hands with you
18:39was a fun callback to the memories that kept you friends for so long.
18:43And looking back on that moment, do you still feel like those sentimental feelings could lead
18:47to you being besties again?
18:50Listen, I will say that it's very easy to fall back into my friendship with Craig in certain
18:57moments.
18:57I find it so easy to do so.
19:01Even though he's your enemy.
19:03Well, yeah, frenemy is different than enemy.
19:06Okay.
19:07And you said you hated him.
19:10At times.
19:12Are you guys happy that Wittner is in the crowd?
19:16I think that Wittner is like, oh, I was like, what is, no, he's not in this crowd.
19:23No, no, like, he's on the show.
19:26I think it's fun that, you know, like, Wittner has come on, and it's very obvious, because
19:31he texts me all the time, and he texts us, and he's trying to get beers and trying to get
19:35drinks, and he's trying to be a part of the group.
19:39And I really, it's refreshing, after that little run was, like, ruining my life.
19:46JT caught astray.
19:48Tonight, Austin called Craig a lost soul.
19:51But since we think they might be soulmates, we are hoping to bring them together with something
19:56we know that they both love, boobs.
19:59It is time for a healing round of hot bro titty.
20:03Okay, Craig and Austin are going to pass Tamara's implant back and forth.
20:08This was in Tamara Judge.
20:10Yes, it was.
20:11Okay, yes, actually.
20:13That's insane.
20:13Okay, you're going to pass it back and forth, and you are going to, when you pass it, you're
20:18going to say something that you love about the other person.
20:21You're back and forth.
20:23We're going to put 20 seconds on the clock, okay?
20:25I love this.
20:26Okay, go, Craig.
20:28I love your height.
20:29Wow.
20:30Craig's winning smile.
20:32His winning smile.
20:33Oh, I like your new pursue into fashion.
20:37Ah, okay.
20:39I like Craig's passion for gardening.
20:47I like your cast.
20:47Teddy!
20:48Okay, all right.
20:50Wow, really deep.
20:51Yeah, that was really deep.
20:53That was not enough time.
20:55Well, it wasn't, did you feel like you were warming up?
20:58Yeah.
20:59Okay, good.
20:59All right, well, we'll see what happens at the reunion.
21:01I want to thank Chef Craig, Austin, and Jack for being here.
21:06The word of the night was Sally.
21:08He said it 11 times when he was playing our drinking game.
21:10No driving.
21:12We'll see you tomorrow night.
21:13Jennifer Tilly and Jenna DeWaughn are here after Ladies of London.
21:18That's our after show on Facebook Live.
21:20We'll see you tomorrow night.
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