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00:02She gets to be a part of a firefighting battalion, and she bore witness to Dorit speaking Italian.
00:09It's Watch What Happens Live with Jennifer Tilly and Jenna Dewan now.
00:24Hey everybody, welcome to Watch What Happens Live.
00:26I'm your host, Andy Cohen, in the Bravo Clubhouse.
00:29From the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, please welcome the divine, Jennifer Tilly.
00:37Our next guest is starring in The Rookie Mondays on ABC, but when it comes to being a Beverly Hills
00:42superfan, she's a seasoned vet.
00:44Give it up for our pal, Jenna Dewan. Hey, Jenna.
00:48I want to get right into tonight's Beverly Hills.
00:51Yes. Tilly, do you agree with Sutton and Kyle that Dorit was just bringing up Amanda's cult status to kind
00:58of haze her?
00:59Well, I believe Dorit did not bring it up in a friendly way, but I believe that Dorit has had
01:05it up to here.
01:06And she was sort of saying, well, what about you? Let's hear something about you, Amanda.
01:10Right.
01:11Yes.
01:11What was our reaction to Kathy tonight, saying you need to read the room and know your place?
01:16Well, I was very shocked because Kathy is usually Switzerland, and she said to me, the great thing about being
01:22a friend up, you don't have to get involved in the drama.
01:24Right.
01:25And sure enough, every time people start to yell, I look around, and she has disappeared in a poof of
01:29smoke.
01:30Right.
01:30Like, I dream of Jeannie.
01:32Right.
01:33She was sitting right here a minute ago, yes.
01:35And tonight, she got in there.
01:36I was thinking, I felt, right, in that moment, I was like, what are you thinking of Amanda this season?
01:43You know, it's tough.
01:45She's tough.
01:46It's hard for me to connect in with her, to be honest.
01:50I feel like she's maybe, like, she doesn't read the room, and so I feel like her delivery and when
01:56and how she says things is off-putting.
02:00I think it was hard for everybody to connect with Amanda because she's sort of out of sync with the
02:04group, you know?
02:05I think she sort of just got off to the wrong foot and never kind of got corrected there.
02:10What did we think of Sutton offering to room with Amanda?
02:14Confusing to me.
02:15I was confused.
02:16Was anyone else confused?
02:17Okay, I was really shocked because Sutton called me up.
02:20She goes, Jennifer, she goes, both said that we need to share a room.
02:23She said, I said, it's not fair.
02:25We shared a room in St. Lucia.
02:26We shared a room in Sedona.
02:28And we shouldn't always have to share a room just because we're friends.
02:31And I said, you know what?
02:32I agree.
02:32And I said, if there's ten rooms and one of them has two beds, I guarantee you it's the kids'
02:37room and they're going to be twins' beds.
02:39And also, I think she doesn't like sharing a room with me because I'm very messy.
02:43Like, in St. Lucia, our room looked like Harvey Two-Face.
02:46Like, one of those really nice and fabulous and the other half was totally f***ed up.
02:51Well, Dorit inspired Amanda to outline her next book.
02:55But over at the bar, outlining our next drinks, it is Nick Pugliese, who co-starred with Jennifer in School
03:03Spirit, streaming now on Paramount+.
03:05Right?
03:06All episodes are up there.
03:07All eight are there, yeah.
03:08You and Tilly together again?
03:09We don't have any scenes, but Nick is amazing.
03:12He plays a delightful gay ghost.
03:16He died, he had a peanut allergy, and then he just died.
03:20Okay, I thought you were going to say something about a penis.
03:23Tonight, Jennifer Tilly faced the relatable pickle of being trapped in the elevator of her Italian villa while wearing a
03:31face mask and caftan with no one but a taxidermied polar bear to hear her cries for help.
03:37Trust me, I have been there, honey.
03:40But let's hope Jennifer's friends hear her now as she attempts to give everyone a lift.
03:45With elevator, Tilly, as your pals pop in, my clubhouse elevator, answer one question about how each woman can up
03:51her game, starting with Amanda.
03:54How can Amanda elevate her standing in the group?
03:56Well, I think what Amanda could do, she could ask other people questions about their life and try to get
04:01to know the other girls instead of forcing them to try to get to know her.
04:05Okay, let's look at your Sutton.
04:09How can Sutton elevate her dating life?
04:12Well, I think Sutton, you know, she's a shy, retiring girl, as we all know.
04:16I think she needs to show off the goods when she goes on a date.
04:19She has goods.
04:20We all see them.
04:21Like show tits and ass?
04:23Yes, a little low cut, a little cleavage here, show a little bit of leg.
04:27You know what, that may not be the worst idea, actually.
04:31She has some pheromones behind her ears.
04:34All right, next up is Bose.
04:36How can Bose elevate Dorit's current opinion of Kyle?
04:41Um, hmm.
04:42I don't think Bose is interested in elevating Dorit's current opinion of Kyle.
04:46I think you're right.
04:47Let's go to the next one.
04:49It's Rachel.
04:50My ass is too hard.
04:51Is there anything that Rachel Zoe should do to elevate her own style, or is she perfect?
04:57Well, I would love to see Rachel in hot pants.
05:00I know that's something that she usually would do, but I think she would look fabulous in a nice 70s
05:06pair of hot pants and some roller skates.
05:08Okay, next up is Kyle.
05:11What can Kyle do to make things work with Dorit?
05:13Oh, I thought you were going to say worse with Dorit.
05:15No, that's not possible.
05:17Next week, you'll see that goes all to hell.
05:19Yes.
05:20You know what, yes, and it kind of, it's starting.
05:23I mean, it's been starting all season.
05:25It's a slow burn.
05:26I think the thing is, is that Kyle maybe needs to forget about past hurts, because what happened, now there's
05:31an accumulation of hurts.
05:33And I think she needs to just take things one at a time and maybe have a little bit more
05:38empathy for Dorit's situation.
05:40Okay, last up is your travel buddy, Kathy Hilton.
05:43What does Kathy need to do to elevate the Kathy Hilton travel experience?
05:48Well, Kathy travels with all her pillows, and they're all flowered, and there's about 27 of them.
05:53I think she just needs to get one of those things in the gift store that goes around your neck.
05:57One pillow.
05:57Yes, one pillow that goes around your neck.
05:59Yes.
06:00All right.
06:01Thank you very much, Tilly.
06:02Jennifer likes to be mostly submerged during her naked thirst traps, because water is very forgiving.
06:09But our audience will never forgive me if I don't let Jenna unleash a fire hose of uncensored hot takes
06:14about this season.
06:15Here we go.
06:17Do you see a path forward between the Amanda and Dorit friendship?
06:21I mean, yeah, there can always be.
06:24I think there's a possibility.
06:25I like your optimism.
06:27Based on this season, who's more responsible for the constant tension in their friendship, Kyle or Dorit?
06:31I have to say Kyle.
06:33How has Rachel Zoe done assimilating into the friend group?
06:36Like, she's always been there.
06:38I think she's amazing.
06:39Um, do you agree with the woman sitting next to you that her good pal Sutton tends to make everything
06:46about herself?
06:47Oh, wait, wait, wait.
06:48I said that.
06:49I don't mean it.
06:50I didn't know there was a word here.
06:52You take it back?
06:56It's not true.
06:57We all make everything about ourselves once in a while.
06:59Okay.
07:00Even you and Cohen, I'm sure.
07:04We take it back.
07:06We take it back.
07:06Okay.
07:06Uh, who do you consider to be the ultimate fashionista of the group?
07:10I mean, this is a...
07:11Yeah, this is tough.
07:12I mean, this is an honest answer.
07:14It's not just because I'm sitting next to you.
07:15I think, I mean, obviously Rachel is iconic and she's synonymous with fashion, but your hat in that last...
07:21Oh, my God.
07:22Like, made the fashion on the whole show.
07:26So, Jennifer, it gave me life.
07:29Thank you, Jenna Dohan.
07:31I appreciate it.
07:33Okay, Jennifer Tilly's life has been as vibrant and full as the multicolored feather headpiece she wore to dinner tonight.
07:38I want to pluck a few big names out of that thin air to see if I can get Tilly
07:42squawking.
07:43We're going to play...
07:44Have you met them?
07:47Okay, Jennifer, I'm going to rattle off some notable people.
07:49Jenna is going to guess if you have met them.
07:51Okay.
07:52I'll have a poker face on you.
07:53Okay, Jenna, has she met Elton John?
07:56Yes.
07:57Yes, I have.
07:58I go to the Elton John, you know, Oscar party all the time.
08:01Yes.
08:02Did she meet Elizabeth Taylor?
08:05No.
08:06Yes, I did.
08:07I went to the launch of her book and I bid on a necklace that she wanted to bid on,
08:12but she got upset because she was distracted by Elton John talking to her at the moment she wanted to
08:17bid on it.
08:18Wow.
08:19Did you wind up getting it?
08:20I wound up getting it and someone came up to me and they said,
08:22Elizabeth is very upset.
08:24She's going to call you tomorrow and she wants that necklace.
08:26And I thought, well, if I could meet Elizabeth Taylor, it's worth giving up this necklace.
08:31But then I never heard from her, so...
08:33Has she met Jennifer Coolidge?
08:35Yes.
08:36We starred in the women together.
08:38Jennifer Coolidge.
08:39So good.
08:39Kristen Johnson, Cynthia.
08:40She's so much fun.
08:41Yes.
08:42Yes.
08:42And she was really funny.
08:44That was an amazing production.
08:46She said, I woke up last night, I woke up this morning and there was a whole pizza in my
08:50bed and I don't know how I got that.
08:55Did she meet Marlon Brando?
08:57No.
08:58Oh, he was a little bit for my time.
09:00I mean, I think he might have died before I was born.
09:03Has Jennifer Tilly seen a ghost?
09:06Yes.
09:07Oh, yes.
09:07I've seen so many ghosts.
09:08I've seen all kinds.
09:09I've seen the kinds you can look through.
09:11I can see the kinds that look just like sitting right there.
09:14I've seen some...
09:16I have ghosts come to me in the dreams.
09:18Ooh.
09:18Yes.
09:19Have you ever had sex with a ghost?
09:20I have not, but that's something I'm looking forward to.
09:22Has she met a member of One Direction?
09:27Yes.
09:28Who's One Direction?
09:29Is that Justin...
09:29Wait, is that...
09:30Is that Justin...
09:31Wait, is that the guy that's on...
09:33Not Justin Timberlake.
09:34No, I know.
09:34Harry Styles.
09:35Oh, Harry Styles.
09:36No, I haven't even seen.
09:37Has she met Lorne Michaels?
09:39Yes.
09:40Yes, I auditioned for...
09:41When Lorne Michaels came back,
09:43I auditioned for Saturday Night Live.
09:45Really?
09:45I did not get it.
09:46You made a big, big mistake, Mr. Michaels.
09:47Yeah, you did.
09:48Has she met Kathleen Turner?
09:51Uh, yes.
09:52Whee!
09:53Yes, I watched What Happens Live.
09:55We had so much fun.
09:56Oh, my gosh.
09:57You did.
09:57That was an iconic episode.
09:59When you said...
09:59You said, who do you like the best?
10:01Danny DeVito, Michael Douglas, or somebody else?
10:04And she said, Danny DeVito.
10:05And I said, that's because that's the only person
10:07you haven't had sex with.
10:08And she laughed a big, jolly laugh,
10:10and I knew it was true.
10:11Yes.
10:13Thank you very much, Jennifer Tilly.
10:16Coming up with more with Jennifer and Jennifer Ron.
10:19Here she's stopping by next week.
10:22You're the best.
10:23E to the B, hills.
10:25Bound hills.
10:27Bound hills.
10:32Bound...
10:33Hello.
10:33Why did a stranger hand me an audio jammer
10:36and a burner phone and tell me to call you?
10:38I have been told that you are in danger.
10:41Told by who?
10:43Zuzu.
10:44The homicidal AI?
10:46Since when have you become besties with that thing?
10:48I...
10:48I'm not.
10:50It's...
10:51complicated.
10:52But it called to warn me that someone has been doing a deep background check on you.
10:58That your phones, your apartment, your office, they're all most likely bugged.
11:04That was my guest, Jenna Dewan, in The Rookie.
11:07New episodes air Monday nights on ABC and stream the next day on Hulu.
11:11Welcome back to Watch What Happens Live.
11:13I'm Andy Cohen in the Bravo Clubhouse with Jennifer Tilly from The Real Housewives of the Real House.
11:18Go see Jennifer in The Adding Machine off-Broadway starting March 24th at the theater at St. Clement's.
11:25She was just telling me about the play.
11:26It sounds amazing.
11:28Over at the bar, it is Nick Pugliese from School Spirits.
11:32All episodes are streaming on Paramount+.
11:35You can see Jennifer Tilly on Paramount+, on stage, on Peacock, on Bravo.
11:42You can see Jenna on Hulu and ABC.
11:45I mean, we've got everything covered.
11:46Drinking game reminder, if you are 21 or over, anytime you hear this word,
11:51drink until, like Sutton's suitcase, you randomly end up in Germany for no reason.
11:55Let's take some fan questions.
11:57Lauren from New York is here in our Clubhouse audience with a question for Jennifer Tilly.
12:02Hi, Lauren.
12:02Hi, Jennifer.
12:04Okay, my question is for you.
12:05I'm wondering if you would say that Sutton Brown has been a better friend to you than Sutton Strack has
12:11been in the past.
12:12I think Sutton Brown is such a good idea because Sutton is really going out of her way to try
12:17and be a better person.
12:18And all the ladies are saying, well, we really like Sutton Brown.
12:21We like this Sutton Brown.
12:23But Sutton Strack and Sutton Brown are actually the same person.
12:26But Sutton Brown just thinks a little bit before she speaks.
12:29So I think overall it's been a success.
12:31That's positive.
12:32Look how I dodged the whole question like a politician.
12:34I know.
12:35It's very good.
12:36I'm good.
12:36You should be a friend.
12:37I know.
12:37We got the reunion Friday.
12:39You can run, but you can't.
12:41We have a virtual fan named Savannah beaming in from Ottawa, Canada with a question for Jenna.
12:48Hi there.
12:49Hi, Andy.
12:50Hi, Jennifer.
12:51Hi, Jenna.
12:52You guys look great tonight.
12:54My question is for Jenna.
12:57Jenna, I'm currently planning a wedding with your fiance.
12:59What did you think of Amanda's plan to ride into her wedding on a helicopter and have her husband enter
13:05riding on a horse?
13:07What could go wrong, right?
13:09Not for me, but, you know, to each of their own.
13:13I'll be much more chill.
13:15All right.
13:16Jenna, by the way, I've got to ask you.
13:18Yvonne from Mississippi said my celebrity crush is Nathan Fillion, and I want to know what kind of kisser he
13:24is.
13:25Oh, he's a good kisser.
13:26Yes.
13:27He's a great kisser.
13:27Okay.
13:27Yeah, I mean, you know, we're married on the show, so every scene is, and then they kiss.
13:32Yes.
13:33He's, like, wonderful.
13:35All the rest of the world.
13:36He's amazing.
13:36All right.
13:37Can you imagine if you said, what if I said no?
13:40What if I said no?
13:40What if I said no?
13:40And you show up on the set Monday morning?
13:42Let me tell you this.
13:43But you were very sincere.
13:44If you said no and you broke it down, I would be the happiest talk show host.
13:49On Ladies of London, The New Reign, rumors that Dara was a madam who talked crap about her best friend,
13:55had her running for the hills.
13:57Meanwhile, her former pals are way more likely to confront the salacious nuggets in their past.
14:02So I have a big surprise.
14:04The British are coming.
14:07It is Ella Crane.
14:09Lady of a Thin.
14:10Oh, gorgeous.
14:13And Kelly.
14:15And Ladies of London, look at these icons.
14:19This cheeky trio has flown across the pond to help us play I London-o.
14:26Okay.
14:27Um, I love you three.
14:29The show is outstanding.
14:31I'm so excited that you're here.
14:34It's like, I'm a little starstruck seeing you all.
14:38Our announcer, Paul, will read a positively dodgy fact about one of our Londoners here
14:44as they all stare dramatically into the camera as they are wanting to do.
14:48Jennifer and Jenna have to guess which person each fact is about.
14:52Paul, give us the first one.
14:54When this Londoner was 14 years old,
14:57they threw a frozen turkey out of a penthouse window
15:00and it went right through a Rolls Royce convertible parked in the downstairs ballet.
15:05Oh, my God.
15:06Was it Lady Emma?
15:08Kimmy?
15:10Or Mark Francis?
15:12Well, it wasn't Mark Francis because he was laughing.
15:14You were laughing for me.
15:15I think it was you because you have the fabulous hat on.
15:17You don't look like somebody that could cook a turkey.
15:20Yay!
15:23You were right.
15:24That's me.
15:26All right, give us another one.
15:29Why do you want to do it?
15:29It felt so obvious.
15:32It just felt right.
15:34Yes.
15:34He could have.
15:36Okay, Paul, give us another one.
15:37This Londoner borrows major pieces of jewelry for events
15:41that come with a bodyguard who stays with them all night
15:44to keep the jewels safe.
15:46Is it Lady Emma?
15:48Kimmy?
15:50Or Mark Francis?
15:52Oh, I think we're Lady Emma, right?
15:56I would say Lady Emma also.
15:59You're head to toe in jewelry right now.
16:01She's legit.
16:02Oh.
16:02Is it you, Lady Emma?
16:04It's me.
16:04Yay!
16:06I did it.
16:07Okay, Paul, give us another.
16:10This Londoner has an irrational fear of overcooked pasta.
16:14Is it Lady Emma?
16:17Kimmy?
16:18Or Mark Francis?
16:20Mark Francis.
16:21Mark Francis.
16:22Men don't like things that are gummy.
16:26Also, I don't think he knows his way around a bowl of pasta
16:29from the looks of it.
16:30Well, quite.
16:31So it's not me.
16:40I like everything hard and al dente.
16:43All right.
16:44I'm going to shrink it out.
16:45I'd have been three for three if I like you.
16:48Okay, Paul, give us another one.
16:50This Londoner danced so hard at a nightclub,
16:53their outfit fell to pieces and the maitre d' had to tape it back together
16:56with black duct tape.
16:58I love that.
16:58Was it Lady Emma?
17:00Kimmy?
17:01Or Mark Francis?
17:03Oh, maybe this is...
17:05Go on, Jenna.
17:06I know you're not.
17:07I mean, I...
17:08I mean, I feel like it's unexpected to be you, Mark.
17:12Are we right?
17:13Which is precisely why.
17:14Yeah!
17:15Yeah!
17:17Oh!
17:19Mark, are you wearing a dress?
17:21Not on that particular occasion.
17:23Oh, okay.
17:24Okay, give us one last one, Paul, before we go to break.
17:28This Londoner once fell into their own fountain
17:30during a particularly wild party.
17:33Was it Lady Emma?
17:35Kimmy?
17:36Or Mark Francis?
17:38I think Kimmy, I mean...
17:39It's gotta be Kimmy.
17:41Lady Emma seems so elegant.
17:43Yes.
17:44Sure.
17:45Well, it's me.
17:45It was you.
17:46Oh!
17:48That's where my party's fountain.
17:50That's a facade.
17:52That's somebody else's fountain.
17:54By the way, has any...
17:56I swan died.
17:57Have any of you heard from Doris and she quit the show?
18:00Oh, yes.
18:01We blocked her.
18:02I know.
18:02I've seen everyone was banned from asking.
18:04Like, who cares?
18:06All right, we're gonna leave it there.
18:07Stick around, you three.
18:09After the break, we have more with these two
18:11and Watch What Happens Live.
18:17Andy, you're so shady.
18:20Andy, you're so shady.
18:22Welcome back to Watch What Happens Live.
18:25I'm Andy here with Jennifer, Jenna, and Nick at the bar,
18:28along with Lady Emma.
18:30Kim and Mark Francis.
18:32Kimmy.
18:34Kimmy, I can't believe I called you Kim.
18:37Feels so...
18:37Shame on you, Andy.
18:39I want to ask you to leave.
18:42Jennifer, Sydney J. wants to know how many DMs you got
18:45after posting your St. Lucia thirst trap.
18:48You know what?
18:48I never go to my DMs.
18:50I only get...
18:50Well, then what's the point?
18:51I know.
18:52I don't know.
18:53I just...
18:53I had something to prove it.
18:55You know, I don't know what it was.
18:57But, you know...
18:58For herself.
18:59Yes, yes.
19:00For herself.
19:01But I didn't get any DMs.
19:02No, I did not.
19:03You definitely did.
19:04Yes.
19:05Yeah, you didn't check.
19:06Yes, I don't check my DMs.
19:07Okay, well, then you don't know if you got DMs.
19:09Probably, like, pictures of penises and people...
19:12It's time for Watch What Happens 5.
19:14After Sutton said she had room with Amanda on Bo's trip,
19:16she should have started manifesting larger beds
19:19because they ended up in twins.
19:21So, tonight, we are counting down
19:22the top five twin bed moments on Bravo.
19:24Nothing says, I'm in Brooklyn,
19:25trying to survive in this economy like a twin bed.
19:28Number five is the one Alex and Simon shared.
19:31while living through a home renovation.
19:33Wow.
19:33Drew was assigned a twin bed
19:35on Portia's trip to Nashville,
19:36and then the unthinkable happened in Grenada.
19:39Drew got the twin again.
19:40Watch number four.
19:42The guest bedroom has two twin beds.
19:47Let's see the beds.
19:48Let's take a look.
19:49Why are they doing this girl like that?
19:50Justice for Drew!
19:52If Jack's worried more about water safety
19:55than twin beds in Big Bear,
19:57maybe he wouldn't have almost drowned.
19:59Check out number three.
20:00He goes, hey, so I heard beside yours and Rob's room,
20:03there's only one queen bed.
20:04I'm assuming that's for Tom and Ariana.
20:06Brittany and I are not sleeping in a twin bed.
20:07I am 38 years old,
20:09and it's just not gonna work with my back.
20:11So, that being said,
20:12what hotels are close by?
20:13Or we don't go.
20:14In Colorado,
20:15before there was no running water,
20:17Giselle and Ashley wanted to run far,
20:19far away from these twin beds.
20:21Watch.
20:22The smallest room in the house
20:24that has two beds?
20:26I'm never going in that room.
20:28I'm not in college.
20:28What the f*** is this?
20:31I can't imagine
20:33that any of our friends
20:35from across the pond
20:36have slept in a twin bed.
20:38What's a twin bed bed?
20:40You slept with two twins?
20:41Yeah, sleeping with twins.
20:43Twins and they're good-looking
20:44and they're good-looking.
20:47I thought that was a twin bed.
20:48Sleeping with twins.
20:49The number one twin bed moment
20:51goes to all the brave men and women
20:53from the Below Deck universe
20:55who still made their hookups happen
20:57despite their tiny twin cabins.
20:59Bravo to you.
21:00I want to thank Jennifer,
21:02Jenna, Nick, Lady Emma,
21:03Timmy, and Mark Francis
21:05for being here.
21:06The word of the night was Amanda.
21:07We said it 12 times.
21:10No driving.
21:11We'll see you Sunday night
21:13after the finale of Mary to Madison
21:15with Toya and Dr. Simone.
21:17Have a great weekend, everybody.
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21:23See you next time.