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00:00Show TV.
00:03Testing, testing.
00:05Reporting live of Untucked.
00:07Let's do this, honey.
00:09I'm about to give it to him, bitch.
00:10Give it.
00:11A little bit of reading, a little bit of shade.
00:13Season 18, Untucked!
00:18This is Untucked.
00:19From live, loud and in color, darling.
00:22Time to go behind the scenes with the queens of season 18.
00:26Yeah!
00:27But honey, if you're not watching Untucked,
00:29there's gonna be a lot of tears.
00:31I hope so.
00:33You're only getting half the story.
00:35Ooh.
00:36Banana!
00:42Let's get ready to roast, ladies and gentlemen.
00:46Let's get ready to roast.
00:48I'll see you at the roast, bitch.
00:54Today's the day that we are going to be doing the roast.
00:56The hardest part about this challenge
00:58is the entire challenge.
01:00Am I comfortable on a microphone?
01:02No.
01:03Am I good at telling jokes?
01:05No.
01:06Have I been in the bottom?
01:07A lot.
01:07Yes!
01:08I just gotta survive another week and be here to see tomorrow.
01:14Two minutes, everybody.
01:15Two minutes until we head to the main stage.
01:18Two minutes, everybody.
01:25Two minutes until we head to the main stage.
01:26It's a toast to Alyssa Edwards.
01:35Yes, Ms. Edwards.
01:36Yes, Ms. Edwards.
01:37She should be on the show.
01:40Thank you guys so much.
01:42Yay!
01:43Incredible.
01:44Good luck to you all.
01:45Have fun.
01:46Thank you, Alyssa.
01:59For this runway, I feel stunning and I'm giving stunning.
02:03And I am so proud of myself for this roast.
02:06I got Rue cackling.
02:07I got Alyssa press.
02:09I could win this.
02:11I could win this.
02:13Thank you, Queens.
02:14I think we've heard enough.
02:15While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
02:23Good job, bitch.
02:24Bitch.
02:25Rave reviews.
02:27Rave.
02:27That was not expected.
02:30Oh my God.
02:31I think Darlene's surprise was really epic.
02:34I was in the top last week.
02:36But child, I didn't do as well in the roast as I wanted to.
02:39Although, I feel like I gave great energy.
02:42I know the jokes weren't there.
02:44It's not looking good.
02:46It's a good old KP, bitch.
02:48Well, here's Ms. Darlene's.
02:51Cheers.
02:51Fingers crossed.
02:52I'm on the board.
02:54I can see it.
02:55Oh God.
02:56I can see it.
02:57All right.
03:00Ooh.
03:03Okay, so this is what the girls are seeing these days.
03:07Let me take a seat and make myself at home.
03:11Where's my camera?
03:12This one?
03:12This one?
03:13Or this one?
03:14Or this one?
03:16Which one of you is filming me?
03:22Cheers to me.
03:31Are they out there?
03:33Are the girls out there?
03:35Do they know what to hear?
03:37I'm doing the reading now.
03:38These fucking bitches.
03:42Hi.
03:43Oh my God.
03:45Surprise, surprise.
03:47All right.
03:47All right.
03:49All right, ladies.
03:52Mother's here.
03:52Oh my gosh.
03:53Well, ladies.
03:54Welcome to my toast.
03:56Because it's my turn.
03:57Yeah.
03:57To repay the favor.
03:58Okay.
03:59You all think you're clever, don't you?
04:02Bunch of fucking dirty ass rotten horse.
04:05Look at y'all.
04:06Oh my goodness.
04:07Bishop.
04:08Miss Alyssa, this time she gonna roast us, girl.
04:09I'm getting scared, honey.
04:10Because it's a lot of shit you can say about me right now.
04:24Cheers to season 18.
04:26Cheers.
04:27Cheers.
04:27Cheers to all of you.
04:29Cheers.
04:30And cheers.
04:32Oh my goodness.
04:34Look at this room.
04:35This brings back memories.
04:37I was gonna say.
04:37Over in the gold bar.
04:39I know.
04:42What the hell are you squirpin' like a chirpin' like a bird?
04:44No, that's how you get, that's how you do it with a tray.
04:47Can I do that?
04:49How a woman has an orgasm.
04:51This shake and go you got on your head?
04:53Mama, this is human.
04:54Girl, look how fucking orange you look.
04:58Talking about Alyssa's greatest moments is so cool.
05:00I'm so excited to be in the presence of a drag race goddess.
05:04She is one of the most iconic queens to come out of the show.
05:07I'm looking at these walls and I know they're glittered cardboard but.
05:15Aren't we all?
05:16That's drag.
05:17I mean so many memorable moments of my life has been shared.
05:22And I hope you all are experiencing when you sat at home and you watched.
05:25Yes.
05:25Of what you thought it would be.
05:26I hope it's that for you and more.
05:28It feels very surreal to be here.
05:30I think we all agree it does not feel like it's hit yet that we are doing fucking drag race.
05:35And you're doing it.
05:38Well I hope everyone is having a good time today.
05:40It was absolutely fabulous.
05:41Truly it was an honor for you all to read me.
05:43I had to get back in my dressing room and call my therapist.
05:47And it's a good thing that my husband is a clinical psychologist
05:50because I had to call him after the therapist.
05:53And say these bitches had the nerve, the gall, the gumption, the audacity
05:57to sit up here and tell me I had illegal Botox and shit.
06:01I'm in danger.
06:03The one pulling out the burgers.
06:05Oh look.
06:06A burger.
06:07The bananas, the apples.
06:09The banana.
06:10I was like, this is really something else.
06:14They really tried me.
06:15But that was fun.
06:16And that was a good roast.
06:18How's it going to shake out today?
06:20It sounds like it's going to be myself, Darlene and Jane.
06:23She's what I would call a sneak attack.
06:27You just let loose.
06:29That's what you want to see.
06:30You will work for the rest of your life doing that act.
06:35Drag has been something that I just did at home for years.
06:38And so to feel genuinely seen and felt by other people, it's an overwhelmingly good feeling.
06:48You also got really good ones too.
06:51You were also doing a character that was very funny.
06:53Every time you would, she means it.
06:54She means it.
06:55But you were doing that too.
06:56It's a silliness in you that really comes out.
07:00I found yours to be so funny, smart, witty.
07:03Obviously, this is what you do naturally, right?
07:05Thank you, yeah.
07:06Alyssa, you are the pride of Texas.
07:09Oh wait, I'm sorry, I read that wrong.
07:10Alyssa, your back is as wide as Texas.
07:13As for our other sisters, it's kind of up in the air.
07:17It could be any of us four.
07:19Compliments and critiques.
07:20I think Meanie's probably safe.
07:22I did dress for a funeral and I was like, shit, maybe I shouldn't have dressed for a funeral on
07:26a night where I could be up for elimination.
07:29Cause that would not be cute.
07:30It would be on theme though.
07:31If it got sent home.
07:34But we're not manifesting that.
07:36We're not manifesting that.
07:37We rebuke that.
07:38The devil is alive.
07:39Girl, you better keep that dark side of shit over there.
07:43What are you feeling right now?
07:44You're being very quiet.
07:45Do you think you're in the bottom tonight?
07:47I hope not.
07:49Period.
07:51I'm leaving at that period.
07:53I'm just like honored to be in front of you.
07:55I'm a dancer also.
07:57So like grew up in the dance competition world and all that stuff.
08:00So I like look up to you so much.
08:03And what about you?
08:04You're hilarious by the way.
08:05Can I tell you?
08:06I was looking at you giggling.
08:08You have this, this presence and this aura, this energy about you.
08:12That's funny.
08:13That's like, I want to go out to eat with this girl and just keep eating.
08:15Alyssa, I'm glad you get it, bitch.
08:17We often forget, yes, while this is important, we're putting our art on a global platform.
08:23Have fun.
08:24Giggle.
08:25Cut up.
08:26High five.
08:27Read.
08:28Rewind.
08:28Do it all again the next day.
08:30Because truly, this is a once in a lifetime magical experience.
08:35It's insane.
08:36And it's hard.
08:36It is insane, yeah.
08:37It's hard, I know.
08:38Really, you should all be proud of yourself and give yourself grace.
08:42Yeah.
08:42Baby, when I did the Katy Perry, I said, I'm winning.
08:46Have you ever kissed a girl?
08:47Oh.
08:48Well, never.
08:50But, uh, yeah.
08:53I said, I was so good.
08:54They said, Alyssa, how'd you do?
08:55Oh my God, I was so good.
08:57I had the blue wig.
08:58Nailed it.
08:59This is how I go into every single challenge.
09:01I'm like, you know what?
09:02I'm in the top this week.
09:03I won this week.
09:04So you're telling me you're in the bottom every week?
09:05Oh, safe.
09:05I have been safe every single week.
09:07I know all about that.
09:08We watch global.
09:09But sometimes, listen, consistency can win the pageant where I'm from.
09:14You've gotten to lip sync a lot on the show.
09:16Yes.
09:16Through many seasons.
09:18What is your biggest advice?
09:19Because a few of us have had to lip sync for our lives, but...
09:21Or for the win.
09:22Or for the win.
09:23Where does your head go when you're in that moment?
09:25Well, lip syncing is what got me here.
09:26Right.
09:27Yeah.
09:27So, one thing I knew.
09:29One thing was certain.
09:30When them lights go down.
09:32Ooh.
09:33When them lights go down and the lady who writes the check sits up.
09:36Mmm.
09:37And I'm like, this is your opportunity.
09:40This is your high five to that little queer kid from Mesquite.
09:44Yeah.
09:45That dared yourself.
09:46Dared yourself to be your authentic, unapologetic self.
09:50Yeah.
09:50And I would often tell myself after like the fourth time lip syncing.
09:55I was like, girl, don't be mad.
09:56This is your bookings.
09:57Okay.
09:58You're about to work.
09:59You letting the fans know a little dose of what they're going to get on the road.
10:02One hundred percent.
10:03And that's why she stays blessed and highly favored.
10:07Hallelujah.
10:08Yes.
10:08You know, and so it's an opportunity.
10:10It's an opportunity if you fall short in something and you get to lip sync for your life or for
10:14the win.
10:15You can show another angle to your art, another aspect, another layer of who you are as an entertainer.
10:20Absolutely.
10:21So, you know, for me, I would just say a silent little prayer.
10:24I'm like, look, bitch, good luck because you already done fucked it up.
10:27All right.
10:27So now get up in here.
10:29Get up in here and twirl and remind them and remind yourself.
10:33Click that refresh.
10:34Yeah.
10:34Of why you're here.
10:35I might be in the bottom tonight, but Alyssa, she really snapped me out of it.
10:40This is my bread and butter.
10:41This is lip syncing.
10:42So, you want another show?
10:44Judges, I'll give you another show.
10:46I'll give you a performance.
10:48All of you bitches making these old jokes.
10:50Just remember one thing.
10:51I'm not old.
10:53I'm established.
10:56Now walk me around, baby.
10:57Come on.
10:58Let's go.
10:58Here, is this a snack bar?
10:59It's a snack bar.
11:00You hungry?
11:01Y'all got a snack bar?
11:02Honey, we got snacks up in this home.
11:03The girls upgraded.
11:04Bitch.
11:04We sure did.
11:06The girls upgraded.
11:06All you young gals, y'all know about this shit.
11:09Zoom this out.
11:09I'm just gonna back it up.
11:10Y'all, is this the only light we got in here?
11:12Get in here, South Carolina lady.
11:13Hold on, let me get in.
11:14Get in here, Darlene.
11:15I don't wanna block, I don't wanna block Alyssa, bitch.
11:17Get in here, Darlene.
11:18Baby, I can never-
11:19Okay, I'm gonna be in the corner.
11:20It's a video.
11:20My name is Alyssa Edwards.
11:21We are live and in color.
11:22And this is the untucked photo booth.
11:27Oh!
11:30Oh, girl, I'm blocking Alyssa, girl.
11:31Ladies, I got a flight to catch.
11:34Yes, my love.
11:35She's gotta go.
11:36Truly, truly, I hope y'all just enjoy all this.
11:39And remember, remember, remember, even if you don't win, you could still win.
11:44I would know all about that.
11:46I would know all about that.
11:48I would know all about that.
11:50I would know all about that.
11:50Because sometimes you gotta crown your damn self.
11:52All right.
11:53That's right, Darlene.
11:54I will see you all on the road.
11:56Yes, ma'am.
11:57Good luck, good luck, good luck.
11:59Truly, good luck.
12:00Thank you for inviting you.
12:02My name is Alyssa Edwards, always and forever.
12:07Gag.
12:09Gag.
12:09Ooh, people pay a lot of money for that.
12:11That's true.
12:12I would love to know everyone's idea for this runway, because we all took it in completely
12:17different aspects.
12:19Mm-hmm.
12:19The runway theme this week was swept away.
12:22And for the first time in Drag Race history, we walked from the runway and were blasted by
12:28a high-power fan.
12:30Jane, don't.
12:31I have an Airtay tattoo.
12:32Mm-hmm.
12:32So I was like, I need to do some kind of Airtay thing.
12:35And then it's also like a little Vegas.
12:37Yeah.
12:37And I always love when you watch those old Showgirl shows.
12:39Like, I love the bitch that just comes out where you're like, she looks so uncomfortable.
12:43Like, it's just literally like walking like this the whole time.
12:46Darlene?
12:4780s power suit woman caught in the windstorm on her way to work.
12:51It's also giving Jennifer Coolidge and White Lotus.
12:54100%.
12:55Oh!
12:56Discord, where was the inspo?
12:58Um, I wanted to be like the fastest motorcycle in the world.
13:01Mm-hmm.
13:01Just flames coming off me.
13:02Ghost Rider, you know?
13:03Yes.
13:04Well, I wanted to do something monochromatic and really gorge for Swept Away because that
13:08fan was going to be epic.
13:10So I was like, I don't have anything gorge.
13:11So why'd you choose this?
13:12Well, oh, well, uh, okay.
13:17I did it again.
13:19Um, yeah, mine was also inspired by, like, I was trying to think of a different way to
13:22approach the wind that would involve, like, different props and things.
13:27Juice?
13:28I saw the parachute thing done on a runway, like a Vogue runway battle, and I thought
13:33it was super cool.
13:35I want it to look like I'm part of the Winx Club.
13:37It's very Winx Club.
13:38It is very Winx Club.
13:40It is very Winx Club.
13:40It's very Winx Club.
13:41All right, y'all.
13:42Let's follow the Discord train back to the couch.
13:44Let's do it.
13:44Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:49Darlene, how do you feel?
13:51I feel really good.
13:52It was so completely fucking untethered and unhinged.
13:57And, like, unmoored from reality.
14:00And everybody else, like, kind of went up there and did, like, a standard roast set.
14:03And you did, like, this bizarre performance art.
14:07It was, like, comedy, but it was also, like, a theater piece.
14:10And it was, like, you making fun of yourself in the moment for sucking.
14:16In a way that, like, circled back around to actually being the funniest part of the night.
14:20I feel like I've been proud of myself that I have been in the top a few times.
14:24But I still have been really, really craving a win.
14:28And to sort of really latch on to, like, why I deserve the crown, I need to get on the
14:33board.
14:34Period.
14:35You were the biggest surprise of the night.
14:37I think Darlene's got it in the bag.
14:39If you win in this mola, I'm throwing away my wigs.
14:41If you win in this mola, I am not paying for wigs anymore.
14:47Where's your head at, Discord?
14:49Um, there's definitely a case that I could be lip syncing tonight.
14:53Um, I mean, they, on the comedy side, they said it wasn't the best and I could have gone much
14:59farther.
15:00And then on the fashion side, everybody got pretty positive runway critiques.
15:04And I think I definitely got the worst of the runway critiques.
15:07This look tonight, I wouldn't really call it blowing in the wind in any way.
15:12There's a little bit.
15:12I think it's kind of stiff up here.
15:15Juicy, where is your head at, babe?
15:17Um, I mean, I'm preparing for anything, of course, because you never know.
15:22Kenya?
15:22Kenya?
15:23Yes.
15:23How are you feeling?
15:24No, babe.
15:26It is no secret, it was a very emotional, um, critique for me.
15:30I feel like I've been in front of the judges a lot this season.
15:34A lot.
15:35And it was mostly, you know, girl, what the fuck?
15:38And I, I thought I escaped that for the past two weeks.
15:43And then to be right back in this place.
15:45And then for her to make that comment about that child inside.
15:48You need to have a conversation with that little kid inside of you.
15:51And understand you are a natural star.
15:56That's a lot.
15:57To hear someone read you so clearly.
16:00Right.
16:00And so loudly.
16:01I just think the judges see it for me so fiercely.
16:04Right.
16:05They see it for me so fiercely.
16:08And me not being able to hold up my end of the bargain and some challenges.
16:13I'm like, girl, if I have to lip sync, which I feel like I do, bitch, if I gotta fight,
16:17bitch, I gotta fight.
16:18You gotta fight.
16:18Hang on, bitch.
16:20It's feeling so real.
16:21Girl, this is the top seven.
16:22We knew this was coming, girl.
16:23Buckle up or get the fuck out.
16:25And that's, that's where I'm at.
16:27All right, ladies, this is time to start heading back.
16:38Just thinking.
16:41Don't spiral.
16:43Just what Alyssa said.
16:44It's time to perform.
16:46It's time to perform.
16:47Give it.
16:48It's your show.
16:49Get booked more.
16:50Like, that's what it is.
16:51I know.
16:52Trust me.
16:53I know all those feelings, baby.
16:54Just, you're fucking fierce, bitch.
16:57You do.
16:58You really, you really are.
17:00They do.
17:04I love you, girl.
17:05I love you, too.
17:08Bye.
17:11I'm going this way.
17:14Oh.
17:16And once again, untucked, I'm the last motherfucker walking out of here.
17:20One thing about me, bitch, I may struggle.
17:24I may have to go through a lot of stuff.
17:28But one thing I will never do is give up.
17:33If it's my time, bitch, I'm going to lip sync for my motherfucking life because I was ready to do
17:36so.
17:37And, bitch, if in a strange reality I'm not here next time, I love y'all, bitch.
17:45Can you please a bitch?
17:49Welcome back, queens.
17:51I've made some decisions.
17:54Darlene Mitchell, congratulations.
17:58You're the winner of this week's challenge.
18:01Oh, my God.
18:04Kenya, Juicy, you are up for elimination.
18:09The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
18:24Juicy love, Dion.
18:26Shantae, you stay.
18:29You may join the other girls.
18:33Can you please her?
18:34The answer is, yes, you can.
18:39Now, sashay away.
18:42The question still stands, RuPaul.
18:45Can you please her?
18:52I worked so hard to get here, to have it crumbling in front of me.
18:56It's hard to feel right now.
19:07It's okay.
19:11I'm a fucking fighter.
19:13And I worked so hard to get here.
19:16And I am so proud of what I was able to do on this goddamn little bitch program.
19:29One thing about it, bitch, you could cry.
19:32You soaked them motherfucking tears up, bitch.
19:34You'll be all right.
19:37Top seven, girl.
19:39I did it.
19:40A lot of hoes wish they could.
19:42But I did.
19:46Child, I gotta walk my fat ass out this dough, girl.
19:51This ain't the last you seen the King of Pleaser.
19:53Honey, this ain't the last you seen of me.
19:55Okay?
19:56The question still stands, can you please her?
19:58Can you take it?
19:59The King of Pleaser effect, darling, is always in motion.
20:02Let me go out this dough, girl.
20:05Girl, wait.
20:06Look at me when I walk out, girl.
20:07Hold on.
20:08I'm still old, bitch.
20:08I can't fit.
20:09Hold on, bitch.
20:10Lord have mercy.
20:12I'm going.
20:13I love y'all, bitch.
20:14I love y'all.
20:16Woo!
20:33I love y'all.
20:34I love y'all.
20:36I love y'all.
20:37I love y'all.
20:38I love y'all.
20:39I love y'all.
20:40I love y'all.
20:41Give yourself permission to take the script.
20:43Give yourself permission to take the script.
20:47Cause you're not like other bitches.
20:49And she'll be something different.
20:51I love you, friend.
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