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Dave & Chuck the Freak watch a viral video of a man gratuitously licking a woman's ear on a plane, and even getting inside the ear. Then, wondering if people have this kind of fetish, stumble upon ear wax fetish videos.
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00:00Chuck, I found a new treat. It is buttery, vanilla, and sweet, no sugar, and a boost of caffeine.
00:05That sounds amazing.
00:06It is. Here, confetti craze from 5-Hour Energy.
00:09Oh, wow. Sweet.
00:11So where's this cake you're talking about?
00:13Idiot, that is the cake!
00:21This is an interesting situation.
00:25So, you are behind this couple on a plane.
00:29Okay.
00:30Do you say something?
00:32Hmm.
00:33Okay.
00:34This guy in Denmark was on a flight recently, and he thought a guy was just whispering into his lady's
00:41ear.
00:42Okay.
00:43It was a little more than that.
00:46Uh-oh. What are we going to hear here?
00:49I don't know.
00:51It's just some music.
00:52Watch again.
00:54Thought he was just whispering, but nope.
00:55I'm cutting my beard off today.
00:57He is tonguing her ear.
00:59Holy shit.
00:59He's tonguing her ear on the plane directly in front of this guy.
01:05That's gross.
01:06She loves it.
01:08They're older.
01:09She's got, like, my mom's haircut.
01:11Stop it.
01:11I don't want to see that.
01:12Oh, you want to see old people eat each other's ears out?
01:15No.
01:17Does it help the ears pop while you're going up an elevation?
01:19Oh, my gosh.
01:20Maybe that's how you loosen them up.
01:23Would you say something?
01:25If you saw Irrolingus on a plane, would you say something?
01:28I would call the flight attendant.
01:29Ding.
01:29Would you?
01:30Yeah.
01:30Yeah, you just do that.
01:31There's some ear-looking happening here.
01:32Can someone help?
01:34Because someone else has seen it.
01:36Make it stop.
01:37Oh, my God.
01:38I can't imagine being the third in that row.
01:41Right.
01:41That's right.
01:42There's just got to be another person sitting beside those.
01:44Oh, my God.
01:45He is disgusting.
01:46He's deep.
01:46His tongue is deep in there.
01:48He loves the inside.
01:50Does anyone on the show like getting their ears tongued?
01:53Not tongued, but you could, like, you could nibble on them.
01:57I don't need you to clean them out for me.
02:00That's a little ridiculous.
02:01This guy is in there.
02:02There's some silent people on the show, if you've noticed, Chuck.
02:04Oh, yeah.
02:04I know.
02:05I do not.
02:08You're probably getting some nuggets if you go dig into dick.
02:11Oh, you dirty pig.
02:13Jesus, Jason.
02:13He's clean.
02:14Why?
02:15He tries his best.
02:16I try to keep it clean, but you never know.
02:18But don't say that.
02:19I got hairs growing and everything.
02:21Don't say that.
02:22I got hairs popping up that I never knew existed.
02:24Jesus, clean your ears, fool.
02:26He does.
02:27I did just last night.
02:28Yeah.
02:29I do after I take a shower, but, you know.
02:32Court silence.
02:32Well, that's when I take a shower.
02:33Oh, yeah.
02:34I mean, if you're going to let a lady in your back door.
02:36Of course.
02:37He likes any hole of his.
02:39I'm not turning down pleasure.
02:41That's right.
02:42Hears are kind of gross.
02:44Yeah, they are.
02:45I mean, just keep it on the outside, I guess.
02:48Yeah, on the low.
02:49Keep it on the outside.
02:50Yeah, keep it on the outside.
02:51You know what?
02:51I'm in the illustration.
02:52You don't need to go up top.
02:54No.
02:54I don't need you up top.
02:55No.
02:55What are you doing up top?
02:57Just tell me you don't want to hold that blue here.
02:58That's fine.
02:59That's it.
03:00You can put it on the top.
03:01That's okay.
03:02Yeah, I guess.
03:02You can lick the top.
03:03What kind of angle are you attacking me at if you're at the top?
03:06Come on now.
03:08Yeah.
03:08No ear penetration is needed.
03:10Yeah.
03:11I think it's time to shave your beard off.
03:13Obviously.
03:14Did you see this?
03:15I can't believe that happened.
03:16God, she's loving it.
03:19That poor guy.
03:19You can tell the way she's leaning her head in like, yeah, get in my ear.
03:23If I wasn't doing it before, I might be now.
03:25Oh, wow.
03:26Oh, God.
03:27She has like what I would say is a grandma haircut.
03:31Well, I mean.
03:32It's the short hair guy style.
03:35I'd say 50s.
03:36Yeah.
03:36I think my mom changed to that hairstyle in her 50s.
03:4150s?
03:41Come on.
03:42Look at him.
03:43No way.
03:43I'd say 50s.
03:44Oh, God.
03:45See?
03:45No, they're a bit older.
03:46Seeing his tongue go deep like that is too much.
03:48What are you looking up over there?
03:50I have to see.
03:51Who?
03:52If it's out there.
03:53It is.
03:54Of course it's out there.
03:54It's going to be horrifying.
03:56Of course you do.
03:57I'm not sharing it with you.
03:58It's just for myself.
03:59Why do you torture yourself?
04:00Because I'm sick.
04:02He is.
04:02He's twisted up.
04:03He is twisted.
04:04I feel like guys are doing things to ears.
04:09You can't fit anything in an ear.
04:11You can rub it on there.
04:13I guess you can rub it on, but you can't get it in there.
04:15No, but they're trying their best, you know.
04:17I guess it's positive that older people are so passionate.
04:22They can't help themselves.
04:23Lisa's positive attitude today.
04:24I love it.
04:25I love it, Lisa.
04:26He's so positive.
04:27Yeah.
04:27I mean, you know, they're older, and they still want to do this on a plane.
04:31Holy cow.
04:32Unless they're cheating.
04:32You think they're cheating?
04:33Yeah, that's how you can tell.
04:35You know?
04:35What?
04:36I don't know.
04:36Now I'm getting negative.
04:38Shoot.
04:40That definitely lasted.
04:41That was a brief glimmer.
04:42You tried so hard.
04:44You tried so hard.
04:46Thank you for trying.
04:47I tried.
04:49They're still passing it, but maybe they're cheating.
04:52It's only cheating if my tongue's in your ear.
04:55I mean, like, for sure.
04:56Like, we're doing stuff.
04:57It's out of this world.
04:58You're not married for a long time.
04:59Yeah.
05:00You're on a plane.
05:00Someone says she looks like when I scratch my dog behind his ear.
05:04You know when your dog's like, oh, yeah.
05:06Oh, yeah.
05:06Jameson loves that.
05:07But that's how this woman is leaning into him.
05:10I just, you know, there's an older look about your neck.
05:13And, and, uh.
05:14Oh, God, Nick.
05:16I can't wait.
05:16I'm watching this over and over and over.
05:18I know.
05:18We've watched it like 50 times now.
05:20Um, you look like you're a man that's just seen some stuff, Jason.
05:24Yeah, they're sick, man.
05:25I'm not even sharing it.
05:26It's sick.
05:27Oh, good.
05:27It's that bad you won't share it?
05:29Wow.
05:29That's sick.
05:30That's pretty bad.
05:31Ear porn.
05:32Yeah.
05:33Yeah.
05:34Wax.
05:34Okay, just wax.
05:37Get the hell out of here.
05:39What do you think I was looking for?
05:40Get the hell out of here.
05:41Look at the ASMR.
05:41Just, I thought you were looking for ear licking.
05:44Well, you know people like that.
05:45They like to whisper.
05:46Do you think they clean it out?
05:47Do you think they clean it out and then suck on it?
05:50Yeah.
05:50Disgusting.
05:51If I had someone else's ear wax in my mouth, I'd vomit.
05:54That's so gross.
05:55Ear wax is disgusting.
05:57Even my lover.
05:57Oh, yeah.
05:58Even your lover's.
05:59Even my lover.
06:00I don't want my lover's wax.
06:01No ear wax.
06:02I don't want any lover's ear wax.
06:06At all.
06:06It is a vile.
06:08Are people into that?
06:10Yeah, that's what Jason said.
06:11No.
06:12Like regular people in the world?
06:16Ear wax.
06:17Yeah.
06:18Like not just for the internet?
06:20No.
06:20Yeah.
06:21Because everyone's into stuff.
06:23It involves, it's called seraminophilia.
06:27It involves sexual arousal from ear wax, often linked to the satisfying feeling of removal.
06:35Oh.
06:36Okay.
06:36So I get that part of it.
06:37Honestly, I've had my ears professionally cleaned.
06:41Yeah.
06:41And the feeling of that coming out.
06:44It's so satisfying.
06:46Boner.
06:46But not like that, right?
06:48No, not like it was satisfying, not sexual.
06:50Right.
06:51Right.
06:51That's different.
06:53But okay.
06:55Number one, the fact that the link down there is the explore the best ear wax fetish art
07:04is truly disturbing.
07:07Are they using the wax as the paint?
07:09That's what I wondered.
07:11Yes.
07:11I can't.
07:12I'll throw up.
07:12That's what I wondered.
07:14Click it.
07:14Close your eyes.
07:15You can get some yellows, some greens.
07:17Lisa, look away.
07:17Oh, some greens.
07:18Oh, of course.
07:18If you've got green, I don't know.
07:20Oh, green.
07:21That will smell so good.
07:22Oh, green means you're dying.
07:23A little touch of red.
07:24Yeah.
07:25Well, that's blood.
07:25It's gone too far, you know?
07:27Okay.
07:28This is a little different than, thank God.
07:30It's not people using ear wax.
07:31It's just people drawing it.
07:33People drawing ear wax pictures.
07:34Okay, that's not bad.
07:35It's gone too far.
07:36It was going to be, like, people collected the wax and made it into, like, a little sculpture.
07:42I wouldn't be surprised if that's a thing.
07:45Well, it would take so long, you know?
07:47But they have time.
07:49Yeah.
07:50Yep.
07:51They have time.
07:52They do.
07:53They do.
07:54I can make everybody throw up right now.
07:56It's crazy.
07:57I feel I've gone too far today.
07:58I feel sick.
08:00I need a break.
08:02Okay, I don't want to see it.
08:03What have you seen?
08:04It's just the excretions from all sorts of places in your face.
08:10Excretions.
08:11Okay.
08:12So you've gone beyond ear wax.
08:13But what are they doing to it, though?
08:15What are they doing to it?
08:17Ah, they're eating it.
08:18They're eating it.
08:19Okay.
08:19Get out.
08:19Go.
08:20Get out.
08:21So this is the thing, right?
08:23So, like, as we know.
08:24You gotta see it.
08:24I know.
08:25Get off.
08:26Do it.
08:26Get off the show.
08:27Get into it.
08:29You know, like the pimple popper, right?
08:31Like, I see those and I've watched it.
08:33I can't watch that stuff.
08:34There's no way I could watch someone doing that and then they eat it off of the person.
08:41No.
08:41There's no, like, there's no.
08:43And that's, I think, what he's.
08:45To me, like, the.
08:49Almost like in the way there's, like, that cleaning aspect.
08:52You're, like, taking care of someone's skin and getting rid of things and helping.
08:56Yeah.
08:57But then if you're, like, helping is I pop a big thing and it pusses out and then you.
09:03Okay.
09:03Lick it up.
09:04All right.
09:05That'll do it.
09:06Which I think that's where Jason is right now on the internet.
09:11Someone said I don't get the ear licking, but sometimes I do use a massage gun on my ears and
09:15it feels so good.
09:17Almost orgasmic.
09:18Massage gun?
09:19I would never think of using that gun on my head or ears.
09:21No, I feel like it'd be too much.
09:23I'd knock myself into next week.
09:25I'd have a concussion after that.
09:27Oh, that's dangerous.
09:27I don't think you should.
09:28I don't think you should.
09:29No, I don't think so.
09:29You got bone.
09:30Yeah, you shouldn't do that.
09:31Shouldn't it be on the bone?
09:32Mm-mm.
09:33Uh.
09:34Oh.
09:36Mm-hmm.
09:37Yes, Dave?
09:38Worked with a guy that used his car keys to scoop a dime-sized ball of earwax out every morning.
09:44This guy.
09:46He's just cleaning them, but what is he doing with it?
09:48How do you get a dime-sized piece of wax in your ear every morning?
09:53I don't know.
09:54That doesn't sound awesome.
09:55Okay.
09:55Your lady's off and wetting it.
09:57Yeah.
09:59All right.
09:59Stalming noises.
10:00Court's off the show now, too.
10:01Who made the noise?
10:02Where'd that come from?
10:04Chuck?
10:04That was Chuck.
10:05Okay, I thought so.
10:06Okay, he's off the show, too.
10:08Everyone's off.
10:09He can't be off the show.
10:10He's gone.
10:11He's gone.
10:12He's waiting for me to say that for years.
10:14Oh, my God.
10:16Don't tempt me with a good time.
10:17I know.
10:18All right.
10:19That's enough earwax stuff.
10:20Yeah.
10:20But if you saw that on the plane, you'd press the button, right?
10:24You press.
10:24Just in closing, I'll just say this.
10:26There was someone that I went to school with that every day, you know, you would get a nickname called
10:36Ketchup Ears.
10:38Ketchup Ears?
10:39What in the AFCHOC?
10:40Ketchup Ears was this kid.
10:42Because it was red, and it was all the way up to, like, the crown of where the ear hole
10:52is, and it was so visible that every other kid saw it, and then once they see it.
11:01What was it?
11:02It was his earwax.
11:04Ketchup?
11:05Yeah.
11:06Ketchup.
11:07It's red.
11:08Gross.
11:08It's red.
11:09It's like a reddish.
11:11That's a doctor.
11:11That's revolting.
11:12Go see a doctor.
11:14He was just a kid, you know?
11:18They have parents.
11:19Sometimes parents don't care as much.
11:23They don't.
11:23I don't know why hearing you say ketchup so confused is hilarious.
11:27Ketchup!
11:28What?
11:29Ketchup!
11:30What was it?
11:31What is it?
11:33What was in it?
11:34It was wax.
11:35It was red.
11:36I don't even want to think about it.
11:37It was red.
11:38I don't even want to think about it.
11:39It was like a dark orange, like a rust color.
11:42Ketchup!
11:42Ketchup!
11:45Damn you!
11:46If you get your ears professionally cleaned, you'll know that incredible sensation I'm
11:50talking about.
11:51What is it?
11:52What is that?
11:52They blast it.
11:53I have water.
11:54I know, but I have one too.
11:56The doctor does it.
11:57The doctor does it.
11:58Oh, really?
11:58And nothing's worked as well as when the doctor did it.
12:00With the water, right?
12:01With the water.
12:02Yeah.
12:02And then stuff comes out into this little cup.
12:05It's gross.
12:05But the feeling is like, ah!
12:08Yeah.
12:08Yeah.
12:09Yeah.
12:09I want to make that sound.
12:11Yeah.
12:12I'm sure you do.
12:13I'm sure you do many times.
12:15No, because I have the one, the home one.
12:17And I think it's okay.
12:19I think it's okay.
12:20It doesn't do the same.
12:21It doesn't have the same kind of power behind it.
12:24But also, I don't want to be responsible for blasting out my ear to the nose.
12:27Exactly.
12:27Yeah.
12:28Leave it to the professionals.
12:30All right.
12:30That's enough of your wax talk for one day.
12:32Ketchup!
12:33Ketchup!
12:34Ketchup!
12:35Ketchup!
12:36Ketchup!
12:37Ketchup!
12:37Ketchup!
12:38Ketchup!
12:38Ketchup!
12:39Ketchup!
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