00:00how many kiss cruises have you done uh this is a funny story it's a sensitive question
00:06it's a sensitive question because i've done four i think but i upset the kiss fans on one of them
00:13really you don't know about that dude on one of the kiss cruises i think it was the first
00:19first or second one i get on and i i'm on the kiss cruise and i'm i can't believe
00:25as i entered the ship i'm like holy shit and i'm sure you have this feeling too when you go
00:31to a
00:31show it's like i'm friends with these people i'm friends with the management i'm fairly friendly
00:37with the band i'm definitely friendly with the road crew this is incredible like i'm i'm part of
00:44the family on some level here right and then i did something on that cruise that oh my god those
00:50kiss
00:50fans they're called the kiss army i did something that pissed off those kiss fans they hate me more
00:56than gene simmons ever did because um i um i met a girl who was the cruise director um she's
01:03really
01:03upbeat and pep she's the she's like the julie mccoy right i was gonna say julie right julie mccoy of
01:08the
01:08of the kiss cruise and when she meets me she goes oh my god are you craig and i said
01:13yeah she goes you're
01:14craig yeah you're the comedian you're the guy who does all the voices with like the family guy and the
01:19do you want to do a funny announcement on the kiss cruise tomorrow morning and i went
01:23oh fuck yes like look well let me ask you a question if i make an announcement who's going
01:29to hear the announcement and she goes well if you want we can flip a switch and it'll get piped
01:35into
01:35every cabin and i went flip that switch i know exactly what i want everyone to wake up to tomorrow
01:42morning the next morning 3 000 of the biggest kiss fans in the world at sea woke up to bing
01:49bong
01:50hey everybody this is paul stanley and this is gene simmons from kiss and we have a very important
01:59announcement do not panic but we have a very important announcement about the kiss cruise at
02:05that moment my friends on the ship said that all the fans on the boat just stopped in their tracks
02:11and they're looking at the speakers and smiling until the next words that came out of my mouth
02:16we've just hit an iceberg which keep in mind when i said we hit an iceberg we're in the middle
02:23of the
02:23fucking bahamas there's no reason for you as an intelligent person the ship's going down the ship's
02:30going down we're in the bahamas but do not panic because kiss is going to take care of everybody we
02:37actually have three packages to get you off the ship first we have the platinum package it's five
02:45thousand dollars we'll put you in a life raft and you have your own private photo and medical care
02:52from kiss then we have the diamond package isn't that right paul that's right the diamond package for
03:00ten thousand dollars where we throw you in the ocean with tommy and eric and then kiss floats by on
03:08a rack
03:10everything i said was just stupid right and several members of the kiss army ran to the employees and
03:17said so kiss is going to charge us to get off the boat is that what's going on they genuinely
03:22believe
03:22that kiss was capable of charging people to get out of an emergency which was amazing it really
03:29that is so funny says a lot about the fandom you know what i mean
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