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00:00Carts!
00:01This time, when you're looking around, could you give it a bit more, um, helpless in the eyes?
00:06I'm sorry, I just can't do this anymore.
00:08Sorry? What was that?
00:10That ring.
00:11Could you possibly have failed to tell us you're fucking engaged?
00:14Why not roll out an entire campaign with the both of you?
00:18I think we should do it.
00:19Do you know who should do her dress?
00:20Bean.
00:21Bean?
00:22Mr. Bean.
00:22Beanie McElroy.
00:24Bridal wear.
00:25Visionary.
00:25Why so alone?
00:27Like a wedding orphan.
00:30You haven't heard from Jo that maybe we have, like, a missing person situation on our hands?
00:34This is just what Jo does.
00:36She, I don't know, appears when you want her the least, and Houdini's when you need her most.
00:40Jo's been a really good friend to you, and she's dealt with things that you don't even know are going
00:44on.
00:44She's your best friend.
00:45What are you gonna do?
00:46Get married without her?
00:47You and I both need her to come back.
00:50You owe me an apology.
00:51No, you owe me an apology.
00:53One drink.
00:55What would Abe think?
00:55You might be good for Fred.
00:58She's not good for us.
01:00I don't know.
01:02That's why I'm not gonna tell him.
01:16Shall I open up the floor?
01:20Yeah?
01:20I'm happy to offer myself as a neutral third party slash therapy puppet.
01:29How about we start with a heartfelt apology from Jo?
01:36Not happening.
01:37Cool.
01:38Yeah, really glad we're doing this.
01:40If anyone is apologizing here, it's you.
01:42Sorry, does anyone else here garble?
01:45Mic check.
01:45Yep.
01:47You came into my home, slept with my almost stepson, lied about it, and then ditched me all while on
01:52shit.
01:52The jury hears this and is very much nodding.
01:55You are not the jury, Ty.
01:56Well, how about I represent the emotional stakeholders, Jo?
01:59Okay, fine.
02:00I was gonna tell you about Levi.
02:01I just didn't know what it was yet.
02:03It's gross.
02:05It's like we shared a genetic toothbrush.
02:08Oh, fucking hell.
02:10Is he, like, okay?
02:14I mean, I just kind of feel like maybe he's better off not being around me at the moment.
02:18Don't use me for closure.
02:20And come and get it yourself.
02:21He's moved in.
02:22Oh.
02:23Okay, let's cut to the chase here, shall we?
02:26If Freya is to allow you back into her life, right, how does she know that you're not, no?
02:32How does she know that you're not going to pull your signature move?
02:36Disappearing the minute someone actually needs you.
02:38I don't do that.
02:39Oh, come on.
02:40What about our London trip?
02:41Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
02:49Ladies and gentlemen, from the flight tech, this is your captain speaking.
02:53On behalf of Toronto Air, we'd like to welcome you to sunny Barbados.
02:58Little jest for you.
02:59We've safely arrived in London, where the current temperature is a barbie 12 degrees Celsius.
03:05Due to the technical reason, we need to disembark a wheelchair user from the aircraft first.
03:09Please help Titus, this may take some time.
03:12Oh.
03:13All right, what do you want your dating profile to say?
03:16Chaotic disabled hottie seeks short-term diplomatic relations and some light thunder?
03:22No, no, let's ease them in.
03:24Um, dating a disabled person is like dating a celebrity.
03:29Um, strangers always feel entitled to an opinion about my body.
03:33Um, I come with an entourage and I always get VIP parking.
03:37Perfect.
03:37If anything, they'll see that you're handy with an analogy.
03:40That is like foreplay in British.
03:42Hey, where is my ride?
03:43Don't you cool cats think that it's a bit dangerous?
03:46Dating strangers in a foreign country?
03:49Dating is the whole point of this trip, Barb.
03:51Joe's gonna chronicle the shit out of it when she starts writing again.
03:54My Horny Disabled Friend by Joanna Garcia.
03:57We'll workshop the title.
03:59And we're also visiting my grandma.
04:00Grandma's, that's more my speed.
04:02Oh, I can't wait to meet her.
04:03I get the sense that she raised you off of like, I don't know, filterless cigarettes and light emotional neglect.
04:08Yeah, she's so mean.
04:09She RS repeats at my cousin's wedding with a note that said,
04:11I don't bless mistakes.
04:13I'm serious about the dating girls.
04:15Maybe you should have a safe word in case things go sideways.
04:18Yeah, I don't hate them.
04:22Aperol Spritz.
04:24That's not a safe word.
04:25That's an $18 mistake.
04:26No, seriously.
04:27If one of us utters the word Aperol Spritz, the other one has to stop whatever they're doing
04:30and then get them the hell out of there.
04:32Alright, Aperol Spritz it is.
04:34Oh, God.
04:35I am so ready for this.
04:37I've honestly never felt sexier.
04:49Do I look like Hannibal Lecter?
04:51Yeah, but slettier.
05:06What gets you out of bed in the morning?
05:08My PA, obviously, and I guess making art that exposes a marginalized perspective.
05:15You?
05:16So, have you lived in London long, or...?
05:23Well, you know, the gym.
05:25My crypto portfolio.
05:27I want you to feel safe.
05:28Because if it came down to it, I would fight for you.
05:31Annoying the woke mob on Twitter.
05:33What was that last one?
05:34People are just so sensitive these days.
05:36Can I try lifting?
05:37I want to see if I can carry you all my back out of a fight.
05:41Don't get me wrong, I'm all for diversity.
05:44I just think we've overcorrected.
05:50Okay, I don't know how this happened, but you are legally a child.
05:56Totally.
05:57Yeah.
05:57Um, I'm suddenly desperate for an Aperol Spritz.
06:02I've trained.
06:05I'm very confident in your physical.
06:08Aperol Spritz!
06:13I've never felt unsexier.
06:16Maybe you just need to hurt in the wild.
06:17Fuck the pain away.
06:19Fuck the pain away.
06:21Fuck the pain away.
06:21Fuck the pain away.
06:21Fuck the pain away.
06:22Fuck the pain away.
06:22Fuck the pain away.
06:23Fuck the pain away.
06:25Fuck the pain away.
06:27Oh my god.
06:30Oh my god.
06:30Okay, absolutely not.
06:32Come on, Joe.
06:33Don't be Smurfist.
06:34Freya, they're football fans.
06:35And I think they're French.
06:37Fuck the pain away.
06:42We'll Smurfette!
06:44Yeah, that's right.
06:45The one they don't put on lunch boxes.
06:48You can still, um, how do you say, do the sex, no?
06:53Jesus.
07:02You can feel that?
07:06Am I not focus on?
07:18You call me Wheel Smurfette.
07:20He did.
07:21I still fucked him.
07:23You did.
07:24And I had to sleep by the ice machine.
07:28I'm stuck to the bed.
07:31Okay.
07:33Ugh.
07:36Holy shit, I look like I got railed by a blueberry.
07:40Or jerked off a crayon.
07:42Damn.
07:43Hey, I'm going to head to the, um, oldie's home.
07:45You still up for it?
07:46Oh, can we do another time?
07:48I'm hanging.
07:49I just don't want to leave it too late.
07:50My stomach is doing crimes and I feel radioactive with shame.
07:54Yeah.
07:55I thought the UK would be better, you know?
07:59What if it's not me being disabled?
08:01What if it's just my shit personality?
08:04Your personality is your best asset.
08:07After your tits.
08:09Hey, you're wildly lovable.
08:12And what if I end up alone?
08:13You won't.
08:15We'll always have each other.
08:18I really do want to come with you.
08:21It's your origin story.
08:23I just feel awful.
08:25Come on, Freya, please.
08:27Oh.
08:27Please.
08:29Next time.
08:32Okay.
08:33Yeah, fine.
08:34Um, just stay in bed.
08:38Okay.
08:38Tell your grandma.
08:40I'll win her over with my incredible personality and my tits.
08:44Okay.
08:47I'll see you at our local later.
08:49Yeah?
08:49Uh-huh.
08:52I did everything you asked.
08:54Every weird plan you made.
08:57All I wanted to do that trip was visit my grandma and then you bailed.
09:00You never said that bothered you.
09:01It should be obvious.
09:03Oh, I'm sorry.
09:04My telepathy was down again.
09:05Oh, there was a sorry in there, Jo.
09:07How about you?
09:08You ready for the big one?
09:09You never get when things really matter to me because your needs always come first.
09:20I didn't know you felt that way and if I'd known, I would have dropped everything and
09:23come, blue paint and all.
09:25I didn't want to make you.
09:27I want you to want to.
09:31That felt like a moment to me.
09:34Did we all feel that shift?
09:38Maybe it was just me.
09:44Right.
09:45Tie one.
09:48Very romantic.
09:50Tie two.
09:53Tax lawyer on ketamine.
09:55Tie three.
09:57It was just a very long tie.
10:00Honestly, I think just go shirtless.
10:02Wrap the tie around your head.
10:03It's a massive power move.
10:06Yeah.
10:07Tie is in position.
10:08Yeah, but which one?
10:09Which one did you pick?
10:10No, that was tie.
10:12She says Freya's on track for half past.
10:14Right, yeah.
10:15Okay, I do just want to make sure that you are aware how unhinged it is that you're rebooting
10:19your engagement as some sort of, like, deranged Groundhog Day thing.
10:23No, I'm not.
10:24Freya never got the proposal she really wanted.
10:25You know?
10:26The Olivias think that this will really boost engagement.
10:29Ah, yes.
10:30The Livs.
10:31Your girl boss privy council.
10:33Oh, don't you push me, boy.
10:37Hey, guys.
10:38Listen, I'm just trying to keep things moving.
10:40Yeah, we've only got an hour, so...
10:43Why?
10:43Why?
10:43It's not like I have anywhere else to be.
10:45Yeah.
10:45No, I...
10:46I just think Abe might get a bit suspicious if your art meeting goes on too long.
10:51Oh, no.
10:52We wouldn't want Abe getting suspicious now, would we?
10:56Ty, can you get me some wine, please?
10:58Sure.
11:00Me too.
11:01A large...
11:01Should I?
11:17No, no, I'm just doing this to boost Freya's art career.
11:20That's all.
11:21Okay.
11:22Well, if I were her, I would find it quite odd that you're rewriting your big moment together
11:28for the sake of social media.
11:31Well, no, that's it.
11:32We never had a big moment.
11:34Okay.
11:35Right?
11:36You remember?
11:36She said...
11:37Well, you weren't there, but she said,
11:39Shall I start wearing the ring?
11:40And I said,
11:41Yes, if it means we're engaged.
11:42And she said,
11:43All right, then.
11:44And now you want the Spielberg cut.
11:46Well, I...
11:47The lives feel that the public really want to see the surprise on Freya's face.
11:53It's not...
11:54I don't...
11:55It'd be chill.
11:57Okay.
11:59Well, good luck with it.
12:02Wait, where the hell do you think you're going?
12:04You're filming it, boy.
12:06What?
12:13You know what my grandma meant to me.
12:14Still with her grandma.
12:17She might have been a mean old bitch, Freya, but she fucking raised me.
12:20Yeah, I know she did.
12:23She died.
12:25That day you didn't come with me because you were too hungover.
12:28I had to go there alone and find out that she was dead.
12:33What?
12:34Yeah, apparently some second cousin had tried to call me, but my number had changed.
12:41She'd been dead for a month, and I didn't fucking know about it.
12:46God damn it.
12:48I didn't even get to say goodbye.
12:51And I had to find out alone that she'd gone.
12:55I had to find out.
13:26What an art, you know, to the tradition of queuing.
13:30One of the few British traditions that doesn't involve sources or colonizing something.
13:33You don't really just jump on in just because you're attracted.
13:35Oh, that's really sweet, but I'm really not that interested.
13:38That's not me flirting, I can promise you that.
13:40Oh, wow.
13:41Negging and pedantic.
13:42That's really cool.
13:43No, I just mean I'm on a date already with a rather lovely someone.
13:47No offense, you're not really my type.
13:48No, I'm counting for taste.
13:50Just, um, thank you.
13:51I, um, wish your poor date good luck.
13:54Poor date good luck.
13:55Oh, fuck you too.
13:58Oh my god, hi!
13:59Hi, I'm glad to see you've rejoined the flesh tone.
14:02It's just had the fucking worst.
14:04Uh, I'm sorry, can we help you?
14:08No, Joe, this is Abe.
14:10Abe, this is my best friend.
14:11Are you kidding?
14:12Say it's proper introductions.
14:14Oh no, we've, uh, we've met.
14:16Okay, Aperol Spritz.
14:18Wait, what?
14:19Seriously, Fran?
14:20Aperol Spritz.
14:22No, I'm good.
14:24I mean, Abe got me a start, which is actually delicious.
14:26Okay, but I want an Aperol Spritz.
14:31Then order one?
14:40She seems fun.
14:42Sorry, she's protective.
14:44Yeah, I got that.
14:45She's seen some real shockers lately.
14:48In fact, you're too normal.
14:49Suspicious.
14:50Ah, yes.
14:51Well, I'm a lot of things.
14:52I'm not sure about normal.
14:55I'm separated.
14:56I've got a kid.
14:57Mild IBS.
14:59Cried in four separate Ikeas.
15:01No idea why.
15:02You don't have an ex?
15:03You're holding hostage in a bunker somewhere?
15:04Uh, just emotionally.
15:06We should do this again.
15:09Properly, you know.
15:11You like tapas?
15:11Oh, I, I, I'd love to.
15:14Really, I'm just heading home in two days.
15:18I believe they have phones in Canada.
15:20Okay, but I don't know when I'll be back.
15:22I can fly.
15:24Well, it's a long way to come.
15:25I'm partial to in-flight entertainment.
15:29I'm disabled.
15:31You're brilliant.
15:40She's gone?
15:42What the fuck?
15:44Why didn't you tell me?
15:45I said Aperol Spritz.
15:47Aperol Spritz is not code for help me.
15:49My grandma's fucking croaked, Jo.
15:51If I'd known, I, I would have dropped everything.
15:56But then, yeah, you wouldn't have gotten to know Abe.
16:00And now, now you're marrying him.
16:04Yeah, I am.
16:10I feel a bit smaller in their pitch.
16:12Are we 100% on the suits?
16:14I feel like we look like a father and son ventriloquist, Jo.
16:16I just feel a bit magician forward.
16:18All right, let's go for one.
16:19Get it in your bodies, yes?
16:20So, Abe's here.
16:22Levi, ready?
16:23Oh, yeah, okay.
16:26And action.
16:34To know you is to love you.
16:36Yeah, chin down.
16:37Lights jumping off the jaw like a disco ball, honey.
16:39Okay?
16:41Lovely.
16:42Up.
16:43Yeah, thank you.
16:44I have a lifetime to get to grow, grow more, to love you, grow, to learn, to learn, to grow,
16:52to love, to get to, to grow, to love you, to more, to, ah, that's not right.
16:56Okay.
16:57And down on one knee.
16:58Right.
16:58What?
16:59Huh?
16:59No, I was going to stand.
17:00You have to go down on one knee.
17:01Yeah, it has to scream effort.
17:03It's a proposal.
17:04Mm-hmm.
17:04Romantic.
17:05Danny Pop, just drop, please.
17:13Um, line?
17:16What, you need a cue card to tell your fiancée that you love her?
17:19No, I just, no, no, that's, exactly, I, so, okay, we are already engaged, right?
17:28I kind of feel any reaction we're going to get from Freya at this point is just 90% confusion.
17:33Oh, right, well, confusion still reads as surprise, doesn't it, Abe?
17:37Yeah, and look, it is very powerful to show someone make a big public declaration of love.
17:43Yeah.
17:44Our audience, especially the disabled viewers, they're going to feel so seen by this.
17:48Yeah.
17:49Wait, has anybody else clocked up the statue as a memorial for four people that died in an industrial incident?
17:53Oh, my God, Jesus Christ, here she comes.
17:55Okay, positions, places, positions, everyone.
17:57Cue the choppers.
17:58Cue the choppers.
18:27Cue the choppers.
18:29No, no, no, guys, stop, stop, stop, guys, stop.
18:34Who is that?
18:38Oh, yeah, the years have really taken a toll on Freya, haven't they?
18:43oh my god raymond i got scared that's not her raymond right reset come on guys you're gonna
18:50have to rebuy that yourself i'm happy for you i really i really am you have him and a safety
19:01net
19:01i'm just i'm just trying to get my shit together and figure out what the fuck i want to do
19:06with my
19:06life what about writing that was always the plan and you're so good i can't just sit around and
19:11write some of us actually have to work freya dude i live on a financial settlement from breaking my
19:18neck exactly can't all be so lucky look if we're gonna do this friendship you gotta get better at
19:30telling me how you feel okay but you have to be a little less selfish
19:43deal
19:44do you want to get another round no more rounds we're going now right now brilliant brilliant work guys
19:54really love friendship i'm so pleased for you guys we're off we're off hey joe joe hey hey um the
20:07hark's really boring you don't want to go anywhere else do you no well it's just where we're headed it's
20:14it's very freya specific i'm pretty freya adjacent so okay why are we going through the park
20:20oh well it's very scenic it's also very flat joe you can absolutely hate it i honestly think you
20:27should definitely okay what's going on ty you've been acting weird all day even for you nothing nothing
20:33you've had a big day and nature can help you decompress right what the
20:42fuck surprise cue the proposal oh shit um to know you is to love you um i i no
20:55what what is this and why are the olivias here and why do you two look like a father-son
21:00ventriloquist
21:01act i told you mate why is she here you're proposing but we're already engaged
21:10fucking two for two yes again sorry why is she here okay stop deflecting with joe she's the least
21:16weird thing about all of this it's i just it's they made me do it just it's just part of
21:23the whole
21:23wedding campaign you know you're supposed to have your big surprise uh i i kind of hate it oh good
21:34okay great she kind of hates it kind of hate it too i also kind of hate how i seem
21:40to be out here lately
21:43making steps towards our future and you're you're you're just right back to unpicking everything
21:48so last time why is she here abe if i'm in this she is too no this is about you
21:55we're getting married
21:57you and i i want to marry you that's nice that's very nice of course and joe i want to
22:10marry joe
22:12thank god are you going to say yes or what yes i accept your proposal again oh my god it's
22:24better
22:25than the plan it is real it is raw it is clickable right cue joggers cue snow patrol cue Levi
22:49i kind of love it
23:11it's so simple and you know it is
23:14you know it is
23:29yeah should somebody tell them to stop well i think he's probably polite to let them finish
23:34okay
23:35what do i have to say
23:40what do i have to say
23:40for god's sake dear
23:44For God's sake dear
23:47For God's sake dear
23:53Just say yes
23:55Just say there's nothing holding you back
24:02It's not a test
24:04Nor a trick of the mind
24:09Only love
24:11Just say yes
24:13Just say there's nothing holding you back
24:20It's not a test
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