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00:03Oh
00:04Time
00:0524-hour PA thing. Cara, you don't do a single thing for her. You lazy fuck. I wondered whether these
00:11might look better on someone standing
00:13Ty, you're fired. How long before we can get a replacement do you think?
00:17I need you. Fine, I'll do it. I'm like a Pied Piper piss.
00:22Oh shit, you're wiping piss on a model. Shut up.
00:27Free to heat. Matching artist. Oh my god, I'm an artist too.
00:31If there's one thing that people love right now, it's this. Yeah, it's all of this.
00:35What? Yeah.
00:36Time, okay? I would like a divorce.
00:42Please. Levi, Joe, Joe, Levi, Levi is Abe's son.
00:46Hi. Hello. Oh my god. You're fucking Levi.
00:53Just kidding.
00:55That would be like the worst thing that you could ever do.
00:58You might be good for Freya, but you're not good for us.
01:02Who called me? You said she doesn't work here anymore?
01:06You said she'll be great for you.
01:07That's the first time heumped to you.
01:10You asked me for not partying a reason.
01:10You said she won't go and cut out of the hello to her.
01:12Look.
01:17That's why, may I walk.
01:20With her, may I have to die?
01:24No, that's why I can do it all.
01:26You're 25 to 21 in this decade.
01:26I determined that had sw ellos on her forever.
01:26You know that.
01:28I know that I could ever got you.
01:28But she said her again...
01:28Is she magical.
01:29Who is amazing?
01:29She's good for you?
01:31Well, I can love you...
01:32We could be.
01:59When you're alone, frustrated and have no help,
02:04some things feel out-reached, benefits shouldn't be.
02:07If your condition makes everyday tasks hard, you may be eligible for-
02:11Cut! Let's reset. It's not you, Freya.
02:15Get a move on. Going again.
02:19Right, where's the real crying baby?
02:23All good. Need anything?
02:26Yeah, a gun with a single bullet would be great.
02:30Hey, how do we feel about that one?
02:32Oh, uh, I guess you tell me.
02:34Oh, please, I follow a very actor-led approach.
02:38Loved it.
02:39Huh, interesting. I felt it really didn't work.
02:43Okay, um, what's missing for you?
02:45This. I need raw, real, that lived experience.
02:49You saying, hey, if something is wrong with your body,
02:52the government will throw you a fiver.
02:54Got it.
02:55We'll go for another one. This time, when you're looking around,
02:57could you give it a bit more, um, helpless in the eyes?
03:01Sure thing.
03:02Should we workshop it?
03:04Hm. Yeah.
03:07Uh, yeah, okay, um...
03:11Okay, that's too helpless. That's UNICEF.
03:14And dial it down.
03:18Further, further, back up.
03:23Hey, did you see that?
03:24It's called professional collaboration, people. Look it up.
03:28Where's the fucking baby?
03:33Oh, there she is.
03:39Uh, are you pre-retirement, Serena Williams?
03:41Because you were serving out there.
03:43Okay, what's four plus four?
03:45Eight.
03:46And that's exactly what you did, Girly Pop.
03:48You ate them up.
03:49I'm sorry. I just can't do this anymore.
03:52Oh, no. Is it David?
03:55He does tend to rub people up the wrong way.
03:57Sometimes, literally.
03:58Hey, do you rub that one too?
03:59No, it's not him. It's my art.
04:01My immersive sculpture. My oil portraiture.
04:04You know, the work that I love to do, but never get a chance to.
04:08Sorry. What was that?
04:10Oh, but I can still do the occasional job, depending on what it is.
04:13No, no, no, no, no. That ring.
04:15Is that...
04:16Could you possibly have failed to tell us you're fucking engaged?
04:20Oh, that's a casual ring. Totally casual.
04:22That signifies betrothal.
04:24You proposed last week.
04:25No!
04:26As in this last week.
04:29Ty, this is big, big, big, big news.
04:32Huge news for us as your reps.
04:34Do you know who should you address?
04:36Bean.
04:37Bean?
04:38Mr Bean.
04:39Not Mr Bean.
04:40Beanie McElroy.
04:42Bridal wear visionary.
04:43You two will fall in love.
04:46Let us set up the cola.
04:47Yes.
04:47Oh, that's okay. No, you don't need to.
04:49Worst case, there's no spark.
04:51Best case, a chic, custom-made, specially discounted bridal garment.
04:56Huge exposure.
04:57I'm calling her.
04:58I'm calling her.
04:58But what's in it for her? It's not like I...
05:00A legit disabled bride, as your canvas, is gold dust.
05:05Anyone who gives a hoot about increased representation will froth.
05:10Darling, it's Liv.
05:12I've got fashion's fave tetraplege model slash upcoming artiste slash soon-to-be bride here.
05:18Okay, yeah, yeah, one sec, one sec. What are we thinking?
05:23Fine.
05:24She said yes!
05:25I know, she said yes.
05:26Bean.
05:27Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.
05:28It's a yes.
05:29Yes.
05:30Let's sync calendars, let's do this.
05:34Hi darling.
05:36Hope you're in the mood for a lovely surprise.
05:43Levi's here.
05:44Yay.
05:46It's me, Levi.
05:49Need somewhere to stay.
05:51Right.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Hey, well you look amazing.
05:56I think.
05:57I've been out hustling in search of gainful employment.
06:00Where?
06:01The certified hottie getting himself together after being dumped by someone he was far too good for in the first
06:07place factory.
06:09Um, no, Nando's mainly.
06:12Hot.
06:12Well you look like you're doing better.
06:14Don't let the new coat of paint fool you.
06:15I'm still extremely mental.
06:18Found him curled up in the spare bedroom this afternoon.
06:21Joe's old bedroom.
06:23Having a healthy cry, weren't you boy?
06:24Yes, because the duvet still smells of her.
06:26Um, my mother says that my heartbreak has an odour to it.
06:29Jane was never keen on anyone emoting around her, was she?
06:32Yeah, although I will say she has been particularly apathetic towards my despair.
06:37Well, don't expect a pity party from us here.
06:39Yeah, cause we're actually thriving without Joe at the moment, aren't we guys?
06:44Yeah, the dynamics here are rock solid and we don't need any setbacks.
06:48Well you get no trouble from me. I'm a good boy.
06:50It's up to you darling. Is that a little bit acidic?
06:55Oh no. Lovely body.
06:58Wait, should we go sit down?
07:00How can I help?
07:06So they're besties all of a sudden?
07:07Yeah, they've been like this since Joe left. It's fucking annoying.
07:10Yeah, and I'm guessing you haven't heard from Joe since?
07:13Since you asked me last week or the week before that.
07:16Okay, I'm just like starting to get a little bit worried that maybe we have like a missing person situation
07:20on our hands.
07:21She's fine.
07:21Yeah, but what if she's been kidnapped or trafficked or fallen down a big, big well?
07:25Or maybe this is just what Joe does.
07:27She, I don't know, appears when you want her the least and Houdini's when you need her most.
07:32And we are ready.
07:34You know, you're welcome to stay here as long as you need. Just try and keep the cry wankering to
07:39a minimum.
07:40Oh no, you'll barely hear a thing in the daytime. The nights are going to be horrendous.
07:45It's so true.
07:54I don't know. It seems like a little putty club.
07:57Come on, get out and teach me.
07:59Sure?
08:03Yeah.
08:04Yeah.
08:05What do you think?
08:05I love it.
08:07If you want, I can try others, eh?
08:10No, no, no.
08:11I mean, it's perfect.
08:14Yeah?
08:15Yeah.
08:15Me help, please?
08:16I think I have my hair on the zipper.
08:19Of course.
08:19Of course.
08:19A ver, take a moment.
08:29A ver.
08:30There you go.
08:32There you go.
08:32Okay.
08:33Hey, you're coming later, right?
08:35Yes, of course. You need me there, right?
08:37I need you there.
08:39Okay.
08:41We'll take the rest of the clothes too.
08:42Really?
08:44Why not?
08:46I'm missing my child.
08:50Do you remember what I'm in this night?
08:52Nothing that you can't handle.
08:53Okay?
08:53You stay calm.
08:54Thank you now.
08:56So, somehow my attempt to soft quit ended up with me being gently bullied by the Olivias
09:01into meeting someone called Bean who makes wedding dresses.
09:06I think they're probably just a bit overexcited, aren't they?
09:09I mean, it's a wedding. It's exciting.
09:11Yeah, Avid is exciting. I mean, it's not not exciting. It's just, I don't want to be consumed by it.
09:17Yeah, no, I get that. I'll just, yeah. Take it nice and slow.
09:22Great, because I've always found a long engagement to be very chic.
09:26When you say long?
09:28Um, I guess the timeline in my head was maybe two years?
09:32Two years?
09:34Yeah.
09:35Two years?
09:37Yeah.
09:39Two years.
09:43Well, that's very relaxed.
09:45Yeah.
09:46So, so chic.
09:47I just want to rejoin the art world.
09:49Save up so I can contribute to the wedding, you know?
09:53Hashtag equality, babe.
09:55I just think it's so exciting to be engaged.
10:00Right? That's the fun part. Not spreadsheeting florists.
10:03Well, you say that. Florists get booked up.
10:05I mean, you know?
10:07We want tulips from Holland at peak bloom and a certain colour palette.
10:11I don't know. We haven't even discussed that.
10:13What is the colour palette? What is the theme? What is the range?
10:16Are we doing pastel? Are we doing autumnal?
10:17Okay, you're spiralling.
10:19And this isn't my first wedding, remember?
10:21I haven't learned things.
10:23First rule, cousin with the snakes, not in charge of anything.
10:27You see, when you bring up your last wedding, it stops being so hot.
10:31Well, I hear that.
10:33Oh, Freya, the bridesmaids, currently just me, have some mood boards to be looked over ASAP.
10:39Current colour palette, virgin dusk.
10:41Whenever you're ready.
10:43I'll be...
10:44Go.
10:48It is down here, you think.
10:52Don't worry, I dropped a pin.
10:54And if we vanish, they'll have a breadcrumb trail.
10:56But who did you share the pin with?
10:58Oh, no-one who'd look for us.
11:01Is this, er...
11:04It's kind of...
11:07Yeah.
11:07This is it.
11:15It's you.
11:18Oh!
11:20Oh!
11:23It's you and it's me.
11:25And one for the chair.
11:31Come on in!
11:38Follow me into the creative lair.
11:41The bean machine, as I like to call it.
11:44Do you know, I started out in TV costume, but people just kept throwing the clothes at me.
11:50It was laundry, laundry, laundry.
11:51So finally, I just said, burn it down.
11:54And I torched the van with all the costumes in.
11:58Oh, wow.
11:58Unfortunately, I also lived in that van, so I was rather home for a while, but...
12:02But then I started posting bridal gowns on socials, built up quite a following.
12:07Now, very happy life.
12:09How?
12:10What a journey you've had.
12:12Never stop being positive.
12:14If someone says it's going to rain tomorrow, be sure to tell them how great that'll be for the farmers.
12:21It's Yoko Ono on Twitter.
12:23I say that all the time.
12:25Do you?
12:25Yeah.
12:26So, you are getting married when?
12:30Oh, we haven't set a date yet.
12:34And are you feeling peaceful?
12:38I think so, yeah.
12:40Yeah.
12:42To create a more peaceful world requires a peaceful mind and a peaceful heart.
12:49That was the Dalai Lama on Twitter.
12:53They tried to cancel them.
12:56I remember.
12:56Right.
12:58Let's have a look-see.
13:01Now, this is a dress made entirely out of coins.
13:05It's a protest against the wedding industrial complex.
13:09Ha ha ha.
13:13Oh.
13:15Yeah.
13:15But for you, I think something more minimal.
13:22I think so.
13:23Yeah.
13:24Minimal, minimal.
13:25Yeah.
13:26I think we should try this.
13:28This is half a dress for someone who's half certain about getting married.
13:36I mean, it could be a skirt, but I think that makes less of a statement.
13:42Anchovies.
13:44Oh, no.
13:46Yeah.
13:50It's a fish.
13:51That's good, aren't you?
13:53I know.
13:57Mm-hmm.
13:59Nice.
14:00Do you want another?
14:01Yeah.
14:07Oh.
14:07Yum.
14:15Now, this one matches your aura.
14:20If you don't mind me saying so, you carry the energy of someone deeply lonely.
14:26There's clearly a slice of sadness to this wedding.
14:30Something missing.
14:31I mean, maybe it's just who you brought.
14:33Oh, well, this is Tai.
14:35She's my PA.
14:36Right.
14:37No, no.
14:38Best friend.
14:39No sister.
14:40No Prosecco auntie.
14:43Why so alone?
14:45Like a wedding orphan.
14:47I don't know.
14:48That's...
14:49That's not the case.
14:50I mean, very surrounded by people.
14:53You know?
14:53And also, her and Abe are absolutely perfect together, you wouldn't believe.
14:58Right.
14:59Then why is she crying?
15:01I'm not.
15:02I'm not crying.
15:03Oh, my God.
15:06Oh, I am.
15:08Uh...
15:09Yeah, I know that you hit a nerve, because, um...
15:12Definitely nothing you said.
15:14Uh...
15:15Do you know, a wedding is a place of joy, yes.
15:17But it's also a place of a oneness.
15:20Not just with the other, but with oneself.
15:25Who is that, Dalai?
15:26Or...
15:27It was just me.
15:30On Twitter.
15:32Pretty amazing, isn't she?
15:34That was something.
15:37Oh, I can smell the anchovies coming out of her pores.
15:41You said it in my mouth.
15:43Oh, my God, Ty.
15:44Spit it out.
15:50Feel better now.
15:55You know, I don't blame you.
15:56For her leaving.
15:57Well, yeah.
15:58Why would you blame me?
15:59Well, because you scared her off that night.
16:01Oh, I scared her off?
16:02Yeah.
16:03The two of you spoke, and then she left.
16:05Never to be seen again.
16:06I assumed there was some kind of fight.
16:07Oh, really?
16:08Really?
16:08And you didn't think that maybe it was you announcing in front of everyone that you loved her that maybe
16:13scared her off?
16:14Yeah, that's a dizzyingly high soapbox you're on here.
16:17There is nothing that will scare Jo off more than premature love-bombing over-committedness.
16:22It was mutual love-bombing.
16:24The truth is, Levi, maybe you were just a bit young for her.
16:27Seriously?
16:28You and Daddy-O?
16:29At least Jo and I are the same generation.
16:31We're both millennials, I think.
16:32You're right.
16:33Not young. Immature.
16:34You think I'm immature?
16:35I'm not immature.
16:37I'm not...
16:37If you think I'm immature, then you're a bitch.
16:42Sorry, whoa.
16:44I'm immediately so sorry.
16:45That was awful of me.
16:48Holy shit, you're a bitch.
16:50Yes, I am a bitch.
16:51I'm a bitch.
16:52Look, Freya, Jo's been a really good friend to you.
16:56She's dealt with things that you didn't even know were happening.
16:59Got on with it without complaining because she cares about you.
17:04She's...
17:05She's your best friend.
17:07What are you gonna do?
17:08Get married without her?
17:09How does that work?
17:10That'd be so weird.
17:11Look, you and I both need her to come back.
17:15Sorry again for calling you a cunt.
17:17You called me a bitch.
17:19Oh, no.
17:19This was earlier when you were out.
17:21Okay.
17:22Bad news.
17:23A bunch of your socks shrank.
17:26But...
17:26Silver lining.
17:27You're planning on having a baby.
17:29How cute!
17:36Cock sock?
17:39No, I've got plenty.
17:42Clearly at some point we'll have to address this.
17:47Address what?
17:50This radiating sensual energy between us.
17:53I know you've got a thing for PAs, but professionalism comes first for me.
17:58So, um...
17:59Do you wanna try something on?
18:00Fine, yeah?
18:01But just...
18:02Wait until after evening hours, yeah?
18:04I have absolutely no intention of doing that.
18:07Yeah.
18:07Look, if anything does...
18:09Happen...
18:10Um...
18:11Guess I'll have to ask Freya formally if I should...
18:13Resign?
18:16You won't need to do that.
18:18Bless you.
18:19Don't look.
18:30That's not gonna be her...
18:41She's got to be!
18:42That's not gonna be a period of 50, have it?
18:43It's got to be...
18:46Wow! Not what they pictured.
18:48No, I kind of pictured neck tattoos, facial hair, or maybe neck beard facial tattoos.
18:53Is someone more rag and bone man?
18:55Yes, in a way I was expecting THE rag and bone man.
18:58Yeah.
19:00Well, you must be the Olivias.
19:02How do you know?
19:07Roses!
19:08Love that.
19:13Oh my goodness!
19:15Hi!
19:16We were in the area and thought, why not pop in?
19:19Is that so weird?
19:21Were you just in time for coffee?
19:23So bougie!
19:25Didn't see it coming.
19:27Right, first up, Bean adored you.
19:31She wants to do the dress, the bridesmaids, the bridal headwear, all free of charge.
19:38Seriously.
19:39No, I thought Bean hated me.
19:41What?
19:42No, the opposite.
19:43She had a vision about you.
19:45Now, we might have promised her a tagged carousel post, and this got our hive minds buzzing.
19:50Yeah.
19:51We thought, why stop at the dress?
19:53Why not roll out an entire campaign?
19:56With?
19:57The both of you.
19:58You both.
20:01I don't know, I'm not an influencer.
20:03I once livestreamed my chin for six minutes.
20:05I don't know, this all sounds very proactive, doesn't it?
20:08Might get things moving.
20:09Right, you like inclusivity.
20:11Six story posts, and you could be gifted a fully accessible, fully comped London venue
20:17in London.
20:18You know, we're thinking of getting a hashtag going.
20:20Mm.
20:20How about hashtag wheelie in love?
20:23Or hashtag just roll with it.
20:26Okay, these sound like hate crimes, but go on.
20:30And you'll receive a bespoke wedding wheelchair.
20:34I shudder to think what that looks like.
20:37Oh, well I'll tell you right now, it's a chair with a veil attached to it.
20:40Wow.
20:41That is a hell of an offer.
20:43I mean, we should talk about it.
20:45No, we won't.
20:46We won't?
20:46No?
20:47No.
20:47This doesn't sound like a wedding.
20:49This sounds like inspiration porn.
20:52Yeah, but I mean, it takes care of any contributions.
20:55Could be fun.
20:56For which part?
20:58Hashtag wheelie in love.
20:59Okay, Freya, hear us out.
21:01Because we've also been thinking about your art.
21:05Now, do you know the artist Andy?
21:07Two D's?
21:08Two I's?
21:08We got her from 900 followers to 200,000.
21:12Now she's exhibiting at the beige rectangle.
21:15This is what it can do.
21:17Visibility.
21:17Platform.
21:18Then you flop out the work.
21:20So you really think this could actually help with my platform for my artwork?
21:24Exactly.
21:26Think art meets commerce meets inclusivity.
21:31And we completely exploit that.
21:34Tastefully.
21:34I've got it!
21:37Hey, Mum.
21:38Hey, love.
21:39How are you doing?
21:39I've got your stuff.
21:39In the end, you'd be in total queer love control.
21:42Dad, why don't you give it to me?
21:44Because you can't be trusted.
21:45Don't go in there.
21:46Oh, shit.
21:48Sorry.
21:48Sorry to interrupt.
21:49How about that?
21:50Can I...?
21:50Go on, Mum.
21:51No, I just...
21:51I've got a Levi survival kit.
21:55Just give it to me instead of to Dad.
21:56Yeah.
21:56Pants.
21:57Pills.
21:58Roll on, Diego.
21:59Just have them.
22:00They're my pills for my depression.
22:02No, no, no.
22:02It's fine.
22:02We just need to remember.
22:03OK, so this is Jane, Abe's ex-wife.
22:06Hi.
22:07And Levi, his son.
22:09Blended family angle, gorgeously relatable, lovely stuff.
22:13OK, well, I'm probably going to go because I...
22:16No, stay.
22:16Stay.
22:17We love building out Freya's world.
22:18Yes.
22:19I hear you're writing a book.
22:21Yeah.
22:21Yeah.
22:22That's amazing.
22:22What's it about?
22:24Monogamy and Gibbons.
22:25Oh.
22:26Back to the Gibbons.
22:27Well, it's not just Gibbons, actually.
22:28It's also penguins who don't, it turns out, propose to each other with pebbles.
22:33That's a Disney myth.
22:34And a lot of them are paedophiles.
22:37Nonsense.
22:37To be honest, they are.
22:39And humans, of course, so...
22:41Yeah.
22:42I'm using a few examples from our own marriage.
22:44Well, that's interesting.
22:46Which examples might they be?
22:47Jane.
22:48You're going to have to read it to find out.
22:50Yes.
22:50Do you have reps?
22:53Represente.
22:54Joe.
22:56Ah, no.
22:57Qué bien que hayas venido, Bernal.
22:59Qué bien, nada.
22:59Ven, que te enseño dónde te sientas.
23:03Esta es la chica a la que te hablé.
23:04Ah.
23:05Joe.
23:06Sí, sí.
23:07Eh, Joe.
23:08Enchanté.
23:09Enchanté.
23:10Enchanté, enchanté.
23:11Oh, oh, oh.
23:13Oh, oh.
23:14I'm gonna order McDonald's!
23:17Ah!
23:17Yes, I'm coming off.
23:18Vinga.
23:19It's five steps to launching you through the lens of this wedding.
23:24Mm.
23:24And monetizing it so people pay you to get married.
23:27I think we should do it.
23:29I think it would be great for you.
23:30I think it's a good idea.
23:31I think people should pay you to get married.
23:34I don't know, it just feels a bit like selling your soul.
23:38Listen, for a free venue, you can do what you want with my soul.
23:42Ah!
23:42Am I right?
23:42Okay, it feels like about as authentic as that accent.
23:46I mean, doesn't it just seem a bit...
23:47Morally bleak, spiritually violent.
23:50Yes.
23:50Yeah.
23:51I don't think so.
23:52I think it goes all the way through past morally bleak and spiritually violent.
23:55Through tacky and comes out as a work of art.
23:57I mean, you don't think we'd end up as some kind of like, I don't know, over-designed circus
24:01or a freak show?
24:02No, no, no.
24:03It's not a circus.
24:04It's not a freak show.
24:06No.
24:06It is a brand journey.
24:08Yes.
24:09And you have something to say.
24:15I mean, I guess I could be a bit more online.
24:17Yes!
24:18Yes, there she is!
24:20Look, there is so much good here.
24:23Disabled joy, an interabled wedding.
24:26Yes.
24:27More than ever, it is vital that disabled people feel seen.
24:31I think it's genius.
24:33You know who'd really hate this fake allyship bullshit?
24:36Jo?
24:36You know, what does the walk down the aisle look like?
24:41What does the first dance look like for some of these difficult...
24:44These are questions that actually...
24:46Yes.
24:47If you're asking me, I'll give you a big fat yes right now.
24:50Yes.
24:50But they're not asking you, are they?
24:52Yes, they are.
24:54What?
24:54Well, technically, they're asking both of them.
24:57Yeah, but Dad's got no integrity because he's a lawyer.
24:59That's not true!
25:00Said every lawyer everywhere.
25:02Well, we're asking Freya...
25:03Well, we're asking Freya...
25:11Oh!
25:12There's that look the director wanted!
25:27najwięks!
25:29I'll have to rub your brain in the tiyakusi japonese.
25:34What's the matter?
25:35No, no, everything is fine.
25:37No, no, no, no.
25:39Espera, espera, espera.
25:41I'm going to break my face between your teeth
25:44while you're slowly going through my trip.
25:47Yeah, but...
25:48You know that logistically
25:50it can't work.
25:53You know?
25:55Well, I'm going to go.
26:02So...
26:03Danny said
26:05that he's looking to kiss you in the jacuzzi japonais.
26:09Super.
26:10Or that he wants to enter his head
26:11while you're going through it.
26:13How does that work, logistically?
26:16Well, I've already asked him the question, but...
26:18Yo!
26:18Yes?
26:19There's someone here for you.
26:21For me?
26:22Yes, yes.
26:23Sure.
26:24Good.
26:38Freya?
26:41How did you...
26:43By my friends, you never switched off your location.
26:45Okay, well that feels invasive.
26:47Who's that guy?
26:48What the fuck is that on your finger?
26:50How does everyone have, like, ring radar?
26:52Are you seriously engaged?
26:54Oh, what?
26:55And you're here to see if I can help you get out of it?
26:57No!
26:57I'm here to see if you're still alive.
27:00Dick.
27:01Levi's been a complete mess.
27:02Well, you're clearly living up the high life with Pepe Le Pew.
27:05That?
27:05No, that's my 23-year-old boss.
27:07And he's Spanish, by the way.
27:09Wait a second, please!
27:10And FYI, the high life is me translating dirty talk
27:14for some horny Spanish soccer wunderkid
27:17who can barely tie his own fucking shoelaces.
27:19Well, FYI, I'm glad that it's not just my life
27:22that's sucking total ass right now.
27:24Oh, the shit people have been saying
27:25and I couldn't even text you.
27:27No, you could've.
27:28You owe me an apology.
27:30No, you owe me an apology!
27:32Oh, surprise, surprise.
27:33Deflecting to avoid accountability.
27:35Okay, you know what?
27:36Bye.
27:38Oh, Aperol Spritz!
27:48Okay, so...
27:52One drink.
27:53Saturday?
27:55What would Abe think?
27:58I don't know.
28:00That's why I'm not gonna tell him.
28:06Time is 0900 hours.
28:07We can begin.
28:08You lied.
28:09I didn't lie, I just wasn't telling the truth.
28:11Why didn't you tell me that Joe is stalking you?
28:14Action!
28:14I have a lifetime.
28:16Down on one knee.
28:17What? Huh?
28:20What was that?
28:22Am I gonna fuck a smurf?
28:23Frank, what do you wanna do?
28:25You wanna call off the wedding?
28:26Are you scared of the dress's disruptive potential
28:28or your own?
28:30People are gagging for more.
28:32Ugh, they are retching!
28:33Be Laid.
28:34Be Laid.
28:47Oh, oh, oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
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