00:00The audience will have no idea who he is, so they're probably going to scrap that, too.
00:03Oh, my God.
00:04It's our chance.
00:07Chuck, you can be the next Bachelor!
00:09Oh, yeah.
00:10Chuck the Bachelor!
00:10Let's just submit him in there.
00:12Oh, my God!
00:12Chuck is the next Bachelor.
00:14Hi, hi, hi.
00:15How are you?
00:16What a show.
00:19Will you take my rose?
00:25I can't even imagine how bad it would be.
00:29Oh, my God.
00:29I'm, like, fat.
00:30All the dates.
00:31I'm, like, yeah, let's go swimming.
00:35Oh, Chuck, he's got to go to the bathroom again.
00:37Oh, yeah.
00:38Diarrhea break on set!
00:39Diarrhea break!
00:40Listen, I know we're getting really romantic here, but I got to be honest with you for a second.
00:45I got to go diarrhea real quick.
00:51Hey, which one of you lovely ladies wants to shave my back today?
00:57Tonight on The Bachelor.
00:58If you love me, you'll shave me.
01:04Who wants to prune me?
01:07Your dates are metal detecting.
01:09Oh, yeah.
01:10I got a great idea for a really cool romantic date.
01:13We're going to hit the beach.
01:14Oh, my God.
01:15Where are we going?
01:16The beach!
01:17He's taking me to the beach!
01:18Yeah, we're going to lovely Fort Lauderdale, where I can hopefully find someone's lost
01:24diamond ring tonight on The Bachelor.
01:27You're like, boop, boop, this is terrible!
01:29Boop!
01:29Oh, my God.
01:29I love to be grateful for you.
01:30And whokn Sim.
01:30Oh, my God.
01:30So in the Alors 캐�ner.
01:30He's taking me to the beach yesterday.
01:31We go to the beach.
01:31He's taking me to the beach, and maybe I can also catch this money.
01:31Yeah.
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