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Hollyoaks 17th March 2026
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00:01Dylan!
00:03Vicky's taking slimming jabs.
00:05Please get her to stop.
00:08If I have only got months left,
00:10then let's let them be the best months that we've ever lived.
00:13I know what it's like to want to be something else.
00:16To have to be someone else.
00:19I'm not trans.
00:20No, I know.
00:23But I'm also not myself.
00:25I don't know what I am.
00:27Hello, Jensen.
00:28I've been looking for you.
01:08You can't keep it up today forever.
01:12Warren!
01:18We're gonna end this once and for all.
01:21That's my speed.
01:22Yeah, yeah.
01:23Give me the speed.
01:31Uncle Dom, reporting for duty while your parents go to London.
01:37But what I really want to know is...
01:40Oh!
01:41Well, I wasn't expecting a welcome party.
01:44Ah, Steve, there's something we need to tell you.
01:48Right, you kidnapped me, beat me up,
01:50bought me in a boot in your car all night.
01:52What's the plan, big man?
01:53If you're gonna end it, end it.
01:56You know, I left you in that boot to give you some time to think.
01:59But my patience was one thing.
02:02So come on, who are you working for?
02:03Why do you find it so hard to believe what I told you in Liverpool when we first met?
02:07Warren, I'm your brother.
02:09Nah.
02:17Right, go to my place.
02:19Flat 4, Merkley Sour, key code 5625.
02:22Bottom jar of the kitchen, brown envelope.
02:27Right, what are you gonna do?
02:28Leave me here?
02:29Look, I'll just keep shouting.
02:31No, you won't.
02:46So, yeah, Jack will be fine looking after the pub.
02:48We just need you to keep an eye on the hutch.
02:50Diane, don't worry.
02:51Tony's filled me in on all of this, right?
02:52I've made notes.
02:54Thanks for doing this, Don.
02:55Any time, bruv.
02:57Now, listen.
02:59You better be around for him if the worst happens.
03:01He's gonna need support from the people he loves.
03:04Diane?
03:05No.
03:06I mean it.
03:09If I don't make it, I need to know he's gonna be strong for the kids.
03:12You're gonna make it, yeah?
03:14Okay.
03:23I will just save the tears for the marriage therapist.
03:26Maybe he'll believe they're genuine.
03:29Right, you lot, you'll be good for Uncle Dom, okay?
03:31We'll see you soon.
03:33See ya.
03:35See ya, kids.
03:38Right.
03:39Let's get you off to school, eh?
03:40Yeah?
03:41We could play you I spy, if you like.
03:44But I warn ya, I am the world champion.
03:46Have a good day at school, guys.
03:48Yeah, we will.
03:49Yeah, we will.
03:52What are you doing?
03:53You don't really think we're going in, do you, are?
03:55Yeah, if mum and dad are determined to turn this into a broken home,
03:58might not have some fun while we still can.
04:02Lucas broke out of prison?
04:03Yeah.
04:03Are you gonna tell Steve about this thing you've been exploring?
04:07So, Rex and James...
04:07You need to know the truth.
04:09You're getting married!
04:10Yes!
04:11Okay.
04:12It's not for ages, so...
04:13I'll turn him back to you.
04:14Anyway.
04:15After all that, I didn't want you to fresh out of his son.
04:17Then James went on the way.
04:19On the way where?
04:20Travelling.
04:21Abroad.
04:22Dylan's sake of James out the country!
04:24I thought we might have told ya.
04:25He did ask for her permission, yeah.
04:27Well, it would have been difficult, considering she's not talking to me.
04:30What?
04:32Well, when I got there, she'd already worked out something that was up.
04:34Lucas had not been in contact for ages.
04:36Neither had Vicky or Frankie.
04:37Did you tell her about you having it off with Dylan?
04:41Yes.
04:42How did she react?
04:44What do you think?
04:45Badly.
04:46And the college work's already been chaotic,
04:48and then I dropped that bombshell.
04:49And the minute I told her Lucas was in prison, that was it.
04:51It was just the final straw.
04:53So she chucked me out, and I had to check myself into an airport hotel.
04:57So, I've lost me son.
04:58I might never see me grandson ever again,
05:00and me daughter in America, she's fuming at me.
05:02She don't want to speak to me either.
05:03You haven't lost Lucas, okay?
05:05He wants you in his life.
05:07Oh, did you and mine not-so-dead-ex work that out
05:10when you helped him escape from prison?
05:12Listen, Lucas chose to go back to prison, didn't he?
05:14So that's what's important.
05:16Right, any more surprises?
05:17Before me jet lag kicks in?
05:23Erm...
05:23Listen, I don't really know what to tell you this, but...
05:27What?
05:30Where's this taxi?
05:31You should've been here ten minutes ago.
05:34Deezy hates me.
05:35If she doesn't hate ya,
05:37she thinks we're having marital problems.
05:39Look, if she knew the truth...
05:41What?
05:41Then her mum might be gone before the end of school time.
05:45Oh, please don't say that.
05:46This doctor in Holy Street is really good.
05:48Yeah.
05:50Oh, here he is.
05:53You two off on a mucky midweek, Ev?
05:56What's up?
05:59We'll tell you when we get back.
06:01We've got a train to catch.
06:02Come on, darling.
06:04You look like you've had a sucker punched at gut.
06:09What's up?
06:11I've got cancer.
06:14What?
06:16Yeah.
06:18And it's terminal, so...
06:22Diane...
06:24I am so sorry.
06:26It's okay.
06:29But listen, we're going to London to...
06:32to see a specialist and get a second opinion.
06:35Exactly.
06:35I agree.
06:35I mean, there's experimental treatments here and abroad.
06:38We're gonna beat this, aren't we?
06:39Yeah.
06:41But do us a favour and don't mention it to anyone, will ya?
06:43Cos we haven't told the kids yet.
06:46Of course not.
06:48Phil and Becca.
06:52Good luck.
07:10I just came back to change.
07:12I'll see you there, alright?
07:15Dodge.
07:16Ain't you supposed to be in school?
07:18We've got an inset day.
07:20That's funny, cos when I got off shift just now,
07:22I saw a load of kids wearing your uniform.
07:24Oh, they must have got their dates mixed up.
07:27Don't make us a lot of them.
07:29Kathleen...
07:29Look, just cos you're hooking up with my mum, it don't make you my dad.
07:33I know that.
07:34It don't mean I care for you any less than I do your sister.
07:37I want us to be a proper family.
07:38You can want all you like.
07:39Don't make it reality.
07:41Kathleen Angel!
07:47Was you just talking to her?
07:49I swear I could hear her.
07:50It's longer on registration.
07:51No.
07:53It's just me.
07:57Look at us now.
07:58Me off to London.
08:00You opening this place tomorrow.
08:02It's so exciting.
08:03I know.
08:04I bet you're glad that you did sign with that model, you don't know.
08:07Well, considering he said I was the size of a house, yeah.
08:10You know he was wrong about that.
08:12You are absolutely perfect as you are.
08:14I know, but, you know, there's always room for upgrades.
08:18Frank, do you want to come and look at the treatment room before you go priceless?
08:21Erm, yeah, okay.
08:24You know, when I finish ballet school, we shall follow Dylan's lead and go travelling.
08:27Erm, no thanks.
08:29Can you imagine me in some bunk bed and skanky hostel?
08:32Yeah, but there will probably be loads of it lots in them hostels.
08:36Oh.
08:37Sign me up.
08:52Help.
08:53Help.
08:55Help.
08:55Help.
08:55Help.
08:55Help.
08:56If you're a cop, you're a bad boy.
08:57A bit.
09:00A bit.
09:07You'll have to pick up the store.
09:09A bit.
09:11Oh.
09:16Oh, finally, someone I can have a decent conversation with.
09:19You made it.
09:20Just about.
09:22Do you wanna drag me to the back of school and maybe climb the fence so she can hide
09:25her phone behind the bins?
09:27What?
09:27Oh mate, she's never gonna forgive me.
09:29Why should she?
09:30You called her a slag.
09:31If you tried that with me I would've folded you like a deck chair.
09:35Look, it's just gonna be more awkward the more you don't talk to her.
09:38You know, go over there and apologise.
09:46I was wondering if you maybe wanted to come over in game, you know, like, after school.
09:51Town, come.
09:52What else?
09:53Come.
09:56You alright, Trina?
09:59You better have a big apology in that saggy back pocket of yours.
10:09You alright?
10:10Not bad.
10:13Look, I hate the way things have been between us these past few months.
10:17I was banged out of order for what I called you.
10:20I just had a daft five minutes, which is no excuse.
10:27I'm sorry.
10:29Can you forgive me?
10:33Go on then.
10:34Yeah?
10:35Maybe you fancy a drink?
10:36Yeah.
10:45I hope you told them to do one.
10:47Trina Arena strikes again.
10:49Ant still fancies me.
10:54Bix, before Dylan left, he told me something.
10:58Oh, let me guess.
10:59You finally can bust a steel in your expensive mascara.
11:02Sadie's.
11:06Hey, Emma, I need more of them pills.
11:09What?
11:10Have you got any?
11:11No.
11:12No, I'm not gonna do that.
11:13They said you've been taking them for ages, so you must have some somewhere, Gemma.
11:17No.
11:17And even if I did, I'm not gonna let you relapse.
11:23Come in, sit down.
11:26Mum and Dad got to London safely.
11:28As long as I'm not forced to live with that sad old cow with the divorce, I couldn't care
11:31less.
11:32You just give your gobbler ass for once in your life.
11:36I think they've got any decent tunes here.
11:39Sounds like something my mum would listen to.
11:41You gonna speak to Ant for me?
11:42No chance.
11:43He's a mug.
11:44I just wanna make sure he's still keen before I make a move.
11:47Come on.
11:48Please.
11:48Get off.
11:56Hey.
11:59Look, I don't know why I'm even wasting my breath.
12:02But Trina's watching so I'm gonna try and make you look authentic.
12:07She's moving mad and for some reason she still fancies you.
12:14You're just some sad lad who gets his entire personality off watching even sadder lads chat rubbish about
12:20girls who won't look at them twice.
12:21Yeah.
12:23Yeah.
12:23I don't know.
12:24Thanks.
12:30Does he still like me?
12:32I don't think he's in the right headspace for a girlfriend at the minute.
12:37Well, it's his loss.
12:39There's plenty of other fit boys around here.
12:43We need to get you to a meeting.
12:45I will.
12:46Later.
12:47Like, being in recovery is difficult.
12:49But I know you can go the distance.
12:51Mercedes, you beat cancer.
12:52Yeah.
12:52Well, I were the lucky one, weren't I?
12:55Yeah.
12:55Yeah.
12:56I've just found out that someone I know is terminal.
13:00Oh.
13:05And I feel proper guilty.
13:08Well, you shouldn't feel guilt for surviving.
13:11Well, she's a good mum.
13:13A good person.
13:15I've done so much wrong in my life.
13:17But, yeah, I get a second chance.
13:19I get to be with my kids.
13:20She don't.
13:21I just feel like I don't deserve it, you know?
13:24No.
13:24Of course you do.
13:26We all make mistakes.
13:27The best thing you can do by your friend is by changing your life and sticking to it.
13:32Take that trip.
13:33I don't sit still.
13:34Buy an expensive handbag.
13:36I do.
13:37Even though I can't afford it.
13:39Skydive.
13:40Skydive.
13:41Hmm?
13:42I think that's a problem.
13:44I'm skydiving my way through my life.
13:46Right.
13:47Well, you said it yourself.
13:48You've been given a second chance.
13:49Take it with both hands.
13:51Take control.
13:52That's what I'm doing.
13:55It's time for you to take that parachute.
14:27Now we're going to get you.
14:29Hello.
14:32Hey, that was Bart's past then.
14:34And I'm uninvited.
14:35Erm, I am invited.
14:38Rose told me to wait here while he takes Trina home.
14:40She got leathered and she threw up all over Deedee.
14:43Right, what are you doing?
14:45I'm going to eat decent snacks. I'm starving.
14:51Right, can you leave?
14:52Yeah? I want to be on my own.
14:56Let me show you how to play this properly.
15:02I'd rather you just get out of my face and leave me alone, to be honest.
15:04What is your problem?
15:06You're my problem, yeah?
15:08Having a go at me like that in the park.
15:10Making me look like a right idiot.
15:12You're doing a good enough job of that yourself.
15:14You're sat here sulking in your PJs.
15:16Oh, my God. We just give you a big cop a rest for once in your life.
15:20You what?
15:21You heard me.
15:24Oh, Kathleen, Angel McQueen.
15:26The never-ending podcast that nobody asked for.
15:29Anna Hutchinson.
15:31The massive lose that no-one wants to hang out with.
15:36Why are you still here, then?
15:38Eh?
15:39If I'm that much of a loser, and I'm awful, then why don't you just go?
15:42You do one.
15:44Me?
15:45This is my house!
15:51So, this specialist that Diane and Tony have seen in London, he'll be able to save her,
15:56though, won't he?
15:57Well, I'm crossing everything, but part of me thinks they might be giving us false hope.
16:00We need to make sure that whatever time Diane does have left is...
16:04Well, it's filled with joy, happiness and memories for her, Tony and the kids.
16:08Yes.
16:09Oh, sorry.
16:11Can I get this?
16:12Yeah?
16:14No, you haven't eaten since the plan.
16:16You must be starving.
16:16I'm not hungry.
16:18Yeah, I'll come straight away.
16:19Um, I'm sorry about this.
16:21Would you mind watching the restaurant for half hour?
16:23Something's come up.
16:24Yeah, that's fine.
16:25Ned, thank you.
16:28You're right in what you're saying, though.
16:31We need to make memories for Diane and the family.
16:33I will do whatever it takes to make sure that happens.
16:38OK.
16:39Let's bring the wedding forward.
16:41I mean it, Rex.
16:42Marry me as soon as possible.
16:55What is it?
16:58What's wrong?
16:59What is it?
17:00Where is it?
17:01In England.
17:02Where is it?
17:03Where is it?
17:05Where is it?
17:09I've got it.
17:10I've got it.
17:15You need to sit up.
17:17Just breathe.
17:18Just breathe.
17:18Just breathe.
17:18Just breathe.
17:19You all right?
17:23So, you found the birth certificate.
17:28Now, do you believe we're brothers?
17:33Yeah, I just nip time.
17:35I'll be back at yours in a bit for some wedding planning.
17:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:41Can't wait.
17:41I'll be back.
18:03So, I'll be back.
18:12Ah, ah, yeah, come in!
18:20What's next tonight?
18:22Yeah, Froggy's not in, but I'll let him know that you dropped by.
18:27That's OK. I can wait.
18:32Do you want to change the way that you look?
18:34What do you mean?
18:37I'm just worried about my sister.
18:40There's just so much pressure these days.
18:43People using AI to look perfect in social media
18:45and then trying to make that a reality in real life.
18:48It's like we're trying to hide who we are.
18:50Like, we're not comfortable in our own skin.
18:54Rex, you're bleeding.
18:56No, no, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
18:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine.
18:59Bill, this will stop the bleeding.
19:03Wasn't it important, was it?
19:07Er, I was going to throw it out anyway.
19:17Do you want Mum and Dad going through the worst time
19:20and I get a call from the school saying you're free of skiving?
19:23Oh, I'm actually sick.
19:25Look!
19:26Whoa!
19:27David!
19:27They're not here.
19:28Where are they?
19:31Please.
19:32Don't make this any worse for yourself or them.
19:34Tell me.
19:36They're at the park.
19:43Oh, I'm proper in the trenches now.
19:46Well, at least he didn't catch us.
19:49I can't believe we just slept together.
19:57escribine.
19:57I'm sure.
19:58He was really, really worried my dad was the type of kid that was aión.
20:03He's going to have some time out of life.
20:04You've got some time out of the toilet.
20:05Just look at my bed and I'm so tired.
20:05He's going to have some time out of the toilet.
20:10I've got some time out of the toilet.
20:10We'll have to wait to see him feel safe now.
20:14And I just like this, right in front of the toilet.
20:14And I'm going to have to wait to get him fed.
20:17We'll see you next time.
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