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Hollyoaks 17th March 2026 Full Episode
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00:01Dylan!
00:03Vicky's taking slimming jabs.
00:05Please get her to stop.
00:08If I have only got months left,
00:10then let's let them be the best months that we've ever lived.
00:13I know what it's like to want to be something else.
00:16To have to be someone else.
00:19I'm not trans.
00:20No, I know.
00:23But I'm also not myself.
00:25I don't know what I am.
00:26Hello, Jensen.
00:28I've been looking for you.
00:56I've been looking for you, Jensen.
00:59I've been looking for you.
01:07I've been looking for you!
01:08You can't be locked in here forever.
01:12What is it?!
01:14I've been looking for you.
01:19I's been looking for you.
01:23I've been looking for you.
01:26You can't keep me locked in here forever.
01:31Uncle Dom, reporting for duty while your parents go to London.
01:40Oh, well, I wasn't expecting a welcome party.
01:44Ah, Steve, there's something we need to tell you.
01:48Right, you kidnapped me, beat me up,
01:50locked me in a boot in your car all night.
01:52What's the plan, big man?
01:53If you're going to end it, end it.
01:56You know, I left you in that boot to give you some time to think,
01:59but my patience was one thing.
02:02So come on, who are you working for?
02:03Why do you find it so hard to believe what I told you in Liverpool when we first met?
02:07Warren, I'm your brother.
02:09Nah.
02:17Right, go to my place.
02:19Flat 4, Moorley Sour, key code 5625.
02:22Bottom jar of the kitchen, brown envelope.
02:27Oi, what are you going to do?
02:28Leave me here?
02:29Look, I'll just keep shouting.
02:31No, you won't.
02:46So, yeah, Jack will be fine looking after the pub.
02:48We just need you to keep an eye on the hutch.
02:50Oh, yeah, don't worry.
02:51Tony's filming on all of this, right?
02:52I've made notes.
02:54Thanks for doing this, Don.
02:55Any time, bruv.
02:57Listen, you better be around for him if the worst happens.
03:01He's going to need support from the people he loves.
03:03Do I ain't?
03:05No.
03:06I mean it.
03:08If I don't make it, I need to know he's going to be strong for the kids.
03:12You're going to make it, yeah?
03:13OK.
03:23I will just save the tears for the marriage therapist.
03:26Maybe he'll believe they're genuine.
03:29Right, you lot, you'll be good for Uncle Dom, OK?
03:31We'll see you soon.
03:33See you.
03:35See you, kids.
03:38Right.
03:39Let's get you off to school, eh?
03:40Yeah?
03:41We could play I spy if you like.
03:43But I warn you, I am the world champion.
03:46Have a good day at school, guys.
03:48Yeah, we will.
03:52What are you doing?
03:53You don't really think we're going in, do you, are?
03:55Yeah, if Mum and Dad are determined to turn this into a broken home,
03:58might not have some fun while we still can.
04:02Lucas broke out of prison?
04:03Yeah.
04:03Are you going to tell Steve about this thing you've been exploring?
04:06So, Rex and James...
04:07You need to know the truth.
04:09You're getting married, yes.
04:11OK.
04:12Well, that's a big thing about someone and Godwin.
04:14I'll turn him back to you.
04:14Well, yeah, anyway, after all that, I didn't want to catch it out with his son.
04:17So, him and James went away.
04:18On the way where?
04:20Travelling.
04:21Abroad.
04:22Dylan's sake of James out the country.
04:24I thought we might have told you.
04:25He did ask for her permission, yeah.
04:27Well, it would have been difficult, considering she's not talking.
04:30What?
04:32Well, when I got there, she'd already worked out something that was up.
04:34Lucas had not been in contact for ages, neither had Vicky or Frankie.
04:37Did you tell her about you having it off with Dylan?
04:41Yes.
04:42How did she react?
04:44How do you think?
04:45Badly.
04:46And the college work's already been chaotic, and then I dropped that bombshell.
04:49And the minute I told her Lucas was in prison, that was it.
04:51It was just the final straw.
04:52So, she chucked me out and I had to check myself into an airport hotel.
04:56So, I've lost me son.
04:58I might never see me grandson ever again.
05:00And me daughter in America, she's fuming at me.
05:02She don't want to speak to me either.
05:03You haven't lost Lucas, OK?
05:05He wants you in his life.
05:07Oh, did you and mine not-so-dead-ex work that out when you helped him escape from prison?
05:12Listen, Lucas chose to go back to prison, didn't he?
05:14So, that's what's important.
05:15Right, any more surprises?
05:17Before me jet lag kicks in?
05:21Um, listen, I don't really know what to tell you this, but...
05:26What?
05:30Where's this taxi?
05:31You should have been here ten minutes ago.
05:34Deezy hates me.
05:35Yeah, she doesn't hate you.
05:37She thinks we're having marital problems.
05:39Look, if she knew the truth...
05:41What, then her mum might be gone before the end of school term?
05:44God, please don't say that.
05:46This doctor in Holy Street is really good.
05:48Yeah.
05:49Oh, here he is.
05:53You two off on a mucky midweek, have?
05:56What's up?
05:59I'll tell you when we get back.
06:01We've got a train to catch.
06:02Come on, darling.
06:04You look like you've had a sucker punched at gut.
06:08What's up?
06:11Got cancer.
06:14What?
06:16Yeah.
06:18And it's terminal, so...
06:22Diane, I'm...
06:24I am so sorry.
06:26It's okay.
06:29But listen, we're going to London to...
06:32to see a specialist and get a second opinion.
06:34Exactly.
06:35I mean, there's experimental treatments here and abroad.
06:38We're gonna beat this, aren't we?
06:39Yeah.
06:41But do a favour and don't mention it to anyone, will you?
06:43Yeah, cos we haven't told the kids yet.
06:46Of course not.
06:47Phil and Gekko.
06:52Good luck.
07:10I'll just get him back to change.
07:11I'll see you there, all right?
07:14Oh, shit.
07:16Ain't you supposed to be in school?
07:17We've got an insect day.
07:20That's funny, cos when I got off shift just now, I saw a load of kids wearing your uniform.
07:24Oh, they must have got their dates mixed up.
07:26Don't make us the lot of them.
07:28Kathleen.
07:29Look, just cos you're hooking up with my mum, it don't make you my dad.
07:33I know that.
07:34It don't mean I care for you any less than I do your sister.
07:37I want us to be a proper family.
07:38You can want all you like.
07:39It don't make it reality.
07:41Kathleen Angel!
07:47Was you just talking to her?
07:49I swear I could hear her.
07:50It's longer on registration.
07:51No.
07:53It's just me.
07:56Look at us now.
07:58Me off to London.
08:00You open in this place tomorrow.
08:02It's so exciting.
08:03I know.
08:05I bet you're glad that you did sign with that model agent, huh?
08:07Well, considering he said I was the size of a house, yeah.
08:10You know he was wrong about that.
08:12You are absolutely perfect as you are.
08:14I know, but, you know, there's always room for upgrades.
08:18Frank, do you want to come look at the treatment room before you go press list?
08:21Erm, yeah, OK.
08:22OK.
08:24You know, when I finish ballet school, we shall follow Dylan's lead and go on travelling.
08:27Erm, no thanks.
08:28Can you imagine me in some bunk bed and skanky hostel?
08:32Yeah, but there'd probably be loads of it lads in them hostels.
08:36Oh, sign me up.
08:52Help, help, help.
09:04You had one job, raid the cellar, and you'd choose the smallest bottle of cider in the world?
09:08Eh?
09:13Oh, finally, someone I could have a decent conversation with.
09:16You made it.
09:17Just about.
09:19Do you want to drag me to the back of school and maybe climb the phone so she can hide
09:22her
09:22phone behind the bins?
09:24What?
09:24Oh, mate, she's never going to forgive me.
09:26Why should she?
09:27You called her a slag.
09:28If you tried that with me, I would have folded you like a deck chair.
09:32Look, it's just going to be more awkward the more you don't talk to her.
09:35You know, go over there and apologise.
09:38Go on.
09:43I was wondering if you maybe wanted to come over in game, you know, like, after school.
09:48Tom, come.
09:49What house?
09:50Come.
09:54You all right, Trina?
09:56You better have a big apology in that slaggy back pocket of yours.
10:06You all right?
10:07Not bad.
10:10Look, I hate the way things have been between us these past few months.
10:14I was banged out of order for what I called you.
10:17I just had a daft five minutes, which is no excuse.
10:24I'm sorry.
10:26Can you forgive me?
10:30Go on, then.
10:31Yeah?
10:32Maybe a fancy drink?
10:33Yeah.
10:42I hope you told him to do one.
10:44Trina Arena strikes again.
10:46Ant still fancies me.
10:51Vix, before Dylan left, he told me something.
10:55Oh, let me guess.
10:56You finally can bust a steal in your expensive mascara.
10:59Say it is.
11:00Hey, um, I need more of them pills.
11:06What?
11:07Have you got any?
11:08No, no, I'm not going to do that.
11:10You said you've been taking them for ages, so you must have some somewhere, Gemma.
11:14No, and even if I did, I'm not going to let you relapse.
11:20Come in, sit down.
11:23Mum and Dad got to London safely.
11:25As long as I'm not forced to live with that sad old cow with a divorce, I couldn't care less.
11:29You just give your gob a rest for once in your life.
11:34I haven't got any decent tunes here.
11:36Sounds like something my mum would listen to.
11:38You go speak to Ant for me?
11:39No chance.
11:40He's a mug.
11:41I just want to make sure he's still keen before I make a move.
11:44Come on.
11:44Please.
11:45Get off.
11:53Hey.
11:56Look, I don't know why I'm even wasting my breath with this, but Trina's watching, so I'm going to try
12:00and make you look authentic.
12:04She's moving mad, and for some reason, she still fancies you.
12:11You're just some sad lad who gets his entire personality off watching even sadder lads chat rubbish about girls who
12:17won't look at them twice.
12:19Yeah.
12:20Yeah, no, thanks.
12:27Does he still like me?
12:29I don't think he's in the right headspace for a girlfriend at the minute.
12:34What's his loss?
12:36There's plenty of other fit boys around here.
12:40We need to get you to a meeting.
12:42I will.
12:43Later.
12:44Being in recovery is difficult, but I know you can go the distance.
12:47Mercedes, you beat cancer.
12:49Yeah, well, I were the lucky one, weren't I?
12:52I've just found out that someone I know is terminal.
13:02I feel proper guilty.
13:05You shouldn't feel guilt for surviving.
13:08Well, she's a good mum, a good person.
13:12I've done so much wrong in my life, but, yeah, I get a second chance.
13:16I get to be with my kids.
13:17She don't.
13:18Just to feel like I don't deserve it, you know?
13:21No.
13:21Of course you do.
13:23We all make mistakes.
13:24The best thing you can do by your friend is by changing your life and sticking to it.
13:29Take that trip.
13:30I don't sit still.
13:31Buy an expensive handbag.
13:33I do.
13:34Even though I can't afford it.
13:36Skydive?
13:37Skydive.
13:38Hmm?
13:39I think that's a problem.
13:41I'm skydiving my way through my life.
13:43Right, well, you said it yourself.
13:45You've been given a second chance.
13:46Take it with both hands.
13:48Take control.
13:49That's what I'm doing.
13:52It's time for you to take that parachute.
14:19It's time for you to take it.
14:25OK.
14:27Hello.
14:29Hey, that does barge past anything uninvited?
14:32Erm, I am invited.
14:35Rose told me to wait here while he takes Trina home.
14:37She got leathered and she threw it all over Didi.
14:40Right, what are you doing?
14:42I'm getting decent snacks.
14:43I'm starving.
14:45Ooh.
14:48Right, can you leave, yeah?
14:50I want to be on me home.
14:53Let me show you how to play this properly.
14:59I'd rather you just get out of my face and leave me alone, to be honest.
15:02What is your problem?
15:03You're my problem, yeah?
15:05Having a go up with me like that in the park.
15:07You mean you look like a right idiot.
15:09You're doing a good enough job with that yourself.
15:11You're sat here sulking in your PJs.
15:13Oh, my God.
15:13We just give you a big cop a rest for once in your life.
15:17You what?
15:18You heard me.
15:20Oh, Kathleen Angel McQueen.
15:23The never-ending podcast.
15:24That nobody asked for.
15:26Anna Hutchinson.
15:28The massive loser that no-one wants to hang out with.
15:33Why are you still here, then?
15:35Eh?
15:36If I'm that much of a loser and I'm awful, then why don't you just go?
15:39You do one.
15:40Me?
15:42This is my house.
15:48So, this specialist that Diane and Tony have seen in London,
15:52he'll be able to save her, though, won't he?
15:54Well, I'm crossing everything, but part of me thinks they might be giving us false hope.
15:57We need to make sure that whatever time Diane does have left,
16:00it's filled with joy, happiness and memories for her, Tony and the kids.
16:07Sorry.
16:08Can I get this?
16:09Yeah.
16:11No, you haven't eaten since the plan.
16:13You must be starving.
16:13I'm not hungry.
16:15Yeah, I'll come straight away.
16:16Um, sorry about this.
16:18Would you mind watching the restaurant for a half hour?
16:20Something's come up.
16:21Yeah, that's fine.
16:22Ned, thank you.
16:26You're right in what you're saying, though.
16:28We need to make memories for Diane and the family.
16:30I will do whatever it takes to make sure that happens.
16:35Okay.
16:36Let's bring the wedding forward.
16:38I mean it, Rex.
16:39Marry me as soon as possible.
16:55What's wrong?
16:56What is it?
16:57What's wrong?
16:57What is it?
16:58Where's it?
17:00Where is it?
17:02Where is it?
17:06I've got it. I've got it.
17:12You need to sit up.
17:14Just breathe. Just breathe. Just breathe. Just breathe.
17:16You all right?
17:20So, you found the birth certificate.
17:25Now do you believe we're brothers?
17:30Yeah, I just nipped home.
17:32I'll be back at yours in a bit for some wedding planning.
17:36Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't wait.
17:59You just don't know, how I find you, I don't know, I'm calling you to know I've been gone.
18:08Ah, ah, yeah, come in.
18:10Because I'm not something to own, baby cakes. You just don't know, how I find you, I don't know.
18:29Do you want to change the way that you look?
18:31What do you mean?
18:34I'm just worried about my sister.
18:37There's just so much pressure these days.
18:40People using AI to look perfect in social media and then trying to make that a reality in real life.
18:45It's like we're trying to hide who we are, like we're not comfortable in our own skin.
18:52Rex, you're bleeding.
18:53No, no, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
18:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine.
18:58This will stop the bleeding.
19:00Wasn't it important, was it?
19:03Uh, I was going to throw it out anyway.
19:14Do you want mum and dad going through the worst time and I get a call from the school saying
19:18you're free of skiving?
19:20Oh, I'm actually sick.
19:22Look!
19:23Ro, David!
19:24They're not here.
19:25Where are they?
19:28Please, don't make this any worse for yourself or them, tell me.
19:33They're at the park.
19:39Oh, I'm proper in the trenches now.
19:43Well, they still didn't catch us.
19:46I can't believe we just slept together.
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