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00:25She called you twice last night.
00:28I called her five times last week.
00:30That was last week.
00:32I'm not going to call her.
00:34Oh, call her.
00:35Mama.
00:36Don't you mama me.
00:37No.
00:41Pride is a terrible thing.
00:45I'm going to Lansky's.
00:47His hayride show is a pretty big deal, son.
00:49Did they tell you how much you're going to be making?
00:51$18 for the night.
00:53Ask them can they pay you under the table.
00:56Why is that?
00:57Well, this here's federal housing, son.
01:00If you start making too much, the government kicks us out.
01:05That'd be a real shame.
01:19Come on, Maddie.
01:20See ya.
01:24Bye-bye.
01:24Bye-bye.
01:24Oh, my God.
01:55Oh, my God.
02:25You can't just force yourself on me.
02:27Is that what I'm doing?
02:29You're taking me for granted.
02:30I called you five times last week.
02:33Five times, and you never called me back.
02:35I called you twice last night.
02:37Still seeing George?
02:52Elvis, slow down.
02:59What do you want?
03:01You won't let me come on the road with you.
03:02You expect me to stay locked up in my room?
03:04Elvis, slow down.
03:12Let me out.
03:13I'll walk.
03:16Stop the car, Elvis.
03:18I want to get out.
03:25Stop the car!
03:54I want to go.
03:56I want to go.
04:13I'm telling you, they want you to buy a new one.
04:17They expect it.
04:22You think these things break down by accident?
04:24Mm-mm.
04:25Warranty runs out.
04:26There's a little switch in the back.
04:28It goes off, boom, shuts the whole thing down.
04:32Wires.
04:34The milk's going sour.
04:36It's a scam.
04:40That's it.
04:41Guy comes out in the house.
04:42He says, lady, you got a problem here.
04:44We can't fix this.
04:46Then sells your brand new refrigerator, and it starts all over again.
04:51Ow!
04:52Why don't you just call Bill?
04:56Well, just because Bill's good at fixing cars don't mean he's good at refrigerators.
05:00Well, at least he's mechanical.
05:02What is that supposed to mean?
05:04You can't play a guitar solo with a hurt hand.
05:07That's what it means.
05:09And if you can't play guitar, you stop making money.
05:11And you stop making money, then you can't afford to buy the new refrigerator that we need to keep my
05:17vegetables from wilting.
05:18We are not buying any damn new refrigerator.
05:21This one is fair.
05:24See?
05:37You got it, Lewis.
05:38That's it.
05:39Just keep paddling, son.
05:40That's good.
05:41Yeah, man, all the girls going to be looking at you here pretty soon.
05:44I know.
05:45Come on.
05:45Keep it going.
05:46You got it.
05:47That's good, man.
05:48Okay, now keep it steady and just keep paddling.
05:50You hear me?
05:51Okay.
05:51Go for it, man.
05:52Get it.
05:53Get it.
05:54That's it, Lewis.
05:54Don't look back.
05:55Just keep...
05:55No, no.
05:56Don't look back.
05:57You got it, son.
05:58That's it, but no, don't look back.
06:01All right, man.
06:04Woo!
06:04Good fall.
06:08Hey, look, this time I promise I won't let go, okay?
06:11Come on.
06:12Let's go again.
06:13Get up there.
06:14No, I'm through.
06:17Hey, Lewis, come on.
06:19Son, one more time.
06:20That fall didn't hurt you.
06:24Hey, come on.
06:34You're pushing him too hard, Bill.
06:36He's seven years old.
06:37He's only seven years old.
06:39Yeah, well, I could ride a bike when I was five.
06:41Well, he can't.
06:42He can't if he puts his mind to it, Evelyn.
06:44Not with you pushing him.
06:46You're making him feel bad.
06:48Not as bad as he's gonna feel when he sees all these other kids riding their bicycles.
06:52Now, you tell him we're to work on this Sunday when he gets back from the hayride, you hear?
06:54No.
06:57What do you tell him?
07:01All right.
07:03Don't come with me.
07:04Don't come with me.
07:06What, you ain't gonna eat?
07:16Mm-hmm.
07:18Oh, I don't think there's a doubt at all that good rockin' ain't gonna do some big business.
07:23Uh-huh.
07:24Now, I did tell you that Elvis is appearing at the Louisiana hayride tonight, right?
07:28That's right.
07:29And you know what kind of market that is.
07:32Well, good.
07:32I'm glad to hear that you want to distribute Elvis's records.
07:35Now, all you gotta do is tell me what you want.
07:3925.
07:41Did I hear you right?
07:4325 records?
07:46Yeah, I think we got a serious misunderstanding here.
07:50Oh, 25 records that hardly cover the cost of shipping.
07:54Well, I think 100 record lots, yeah.
07:57Yeah, that's what I said.
07:58100 record lots.
07:59I mean, you'd sell that many in a week.
08:03Well, I'm sorry to hear that you feel that way.
08:06No, sir, no.
08:08I mean, that's my deal.
08:09If you can't abide by it, then I guess I'm gonna have to find myself another Canadian distributor.
08:14Oh, well, that's just fine with me, then fine.
08:17Fine.
08:32Mr. Phillips?
08:33Back here.
08:38Well, I don't know about you boys, but I can't wait to get out of town.
08:42Yeah, away from my wife.
08:43Yeah?
08:44Well, I got the amen corner.
08:47You guys have as much trouble with women as I do?
08:49Trouble?
08:51Son, you don't know what trouble is till you get married.
08:55Or have to deal with Canadian distributors.
09:01You're gonna put the record out in Canada?
09:03Well, it's a little too cold up there, but if you boys kill them at the hayride tonight,
09:07maybe we can light some fires.
09:09I mean, this is CBS radio, 190 stations.
09:12Oh, man, don't tell me that.
09:15You're making me nervous, Sam.
09:16How old were you guys when you learned how to ride a bike?
09:29Well, what are we doing in this old record studio, man?
09:32Pedal to the metal, boys.
09:34Let's roll.
09:43Hey, you did the right thing, Sam.
09:45You gotta show a woman who wears the pants.
09:47You're gonna regret it on down the line.
10:00I mean, Canada never was big on rhythm and blues.
10:03Now, y'all named me one artist.
10:05One artist that made a name for himself up there.
10:19Well, I guess I learned to ride a bike when I was about five.
10:34It's a scam.
10:36They pay a fortune for the damn things, and they don't last two years.
10:39Well, that's why you don't give them a penny, man.
10:41They're right blind with repairs.
10:43I figured it's worth the little spoiled milk.
10:46Well...
10:47Shut it!
11:04You all right, Elvis?
11:07I think I'm still breathing.
11:09Scotty?
11:10Still behind the wheel.
11:13Where in the hell did they come from?
11:38Ladies and gentlemen, turn up your radios and take your seats.
11:42CBS Radio and KWKH in Shreveport are proud to present the Louisiana Hayride!
11:47Hey, boys.
11:49Elvis.
11:49This is Dave Kent.
11:51He's the owner of the show, and, of course, you know Mr. Bob Neal.
11:54Yeah, Mr. Neal used to let me sit in on his radio show and watch the Blackwood Brothers.
11:58Don't sing much gospel now.
12:00Is that why you won't play our record?
12:01Well, it's station policy.
12:03You know that.
12:04Yeah, gospel and country, man.
12:06Time to move on, Bob.
12:08Well, I hear you boys nearly had to run in with a couple of mules.
12:11Lucky we had old Scotty here at the wheel.
12:13Yeah, he's so blind, we figured that's the only way we missed.
12:18Yeah, well, you're lucky.
12:20Had a guy in town, Harry Logger, hit a deer last spring.
12:23Both of them wound up in so many pieces.
12:25We figured that some of the deer ended up in the coffin, some of old Harry ended up on the
12:29dieting table.
12:36A young man from Memphis, Tennessee, recorded a song on the Sun label.
12:40And in a matter of a few short weeks, that record has skyrocketed up the charts.
12:44He's only 19 years old.
12:46He has a distinctive new style, Elvis Presley.
12:49Let's give him a nice hand.
12:59Elvis, how are you doing this evening?
13:01Just fine.
13:01How are you, sir?
13:03Y'all geared up?
13:04We'll get up.
13:05Let us hear those songs.
13:06Yes, and I just wanted to say that we're real happy to be down here, and it's a real honor
13:11to play the Louisiana Hayride.
13:13And we're going to do a song for you.
13:17I'm sorry, was there something else you wanted to sing?
13:18No, I'm ready.
13:20Go ahead.
13:23We're going to do a song for you tonight that we got out on the Sun.
13:26And it goes something like this.
13:33Well, that's all right, Mama.
13:36That's all right with you.
13:38That's all right, Mama.
13:40Just any way you do.
13:42But that's all right.
13:44That's all right.
13:47That's all right, Mama.
14:05Some of the deer ended up in the car.
14:07Some of the old Harry ended up on the dining table.
14:25I'm leaving town, baby.
14:28I'm leaving town for sure.
14:30But then you won't be bothered with me hanging around the door.
14:34But that's all right.
14:36That's all right.
14:39That's all right now, Mama.
14:41Oh, any way you do.
14:46I said, I need you, love.
14:55Oh, no.
14:56It didn't.
14:56It's just I said, I need you.
15:02I need you.
15:09I need you.
15:17It's just, I need you.
15:31And he had come through, got a fatal accident, some singer in his band said he was pretty
15:37good too, pretty good too, pretty good too, pretty good too.
15:54I'm leaving town, baby, leaving town for sure, but then you won't be bothered with me hanging by the door,
16:03but that's all right, that's all right, that's all right now mama, any way you do.
16:31Hey, hey, hey, great show, I think I'm gonna have to have you boys back soon.
16:35Well thank you sir, we'd love to come.
16:37You know I got a couple of tours going out soon, think I could use these boys on one of
16:41the bills.
16:42Yeah, you fellas think you can free up a few more Saturday nights, I'm gonna tell you, I like your
16:46new sound, and I think these country people are gonna like it too.
16:50Just as soon as they get used to hearing, they're gonna like it just as much as all these young
16:55kids do right now, you know what I mean?
16:56Scotty, you got that calendar with you?
16:59Excuse me?
17:00Well just as long as y'all know, that door here is wide open.
17:04Oh, thank you sir.
17:06I say I'd like to get together and talk to you about booking you on one of my tours.
17:10Yeah, that, uh, would you boys excuse us, we gotta...
17:26We almost didn't make it there, did we?
17:29That was a real close call.
17:32I didn't stop shaking since I got off stage.
17:47Are they always this, uh, strange after the shows?
17:53Y'all excuse me, uh, I gotta make a phone call.
17:58Uh, hello Matty?
17:59Don't hang up, don't hang up.
18:02I know I was a real fool, and driving like that was pretty dumb.
18:07And sometimes I think people do things like that to cover up what they don't wanna hear, you know?
18:13Look, I was wondering if...
18:16Hi, Bobby.
18:17Well, if you'd see me when I'm in town.
18:20Uh, if you can't, I understand, I...
18:21I don't wanna force myself on you.
18:23No.
18:25Oh, we're making pretty good money now.
18:27Mm-hmm.
18:27Well, I ain't the greatest mechanic.
18:30No, I don't see any good reason why we can't just go out and get a new one.
18:35No, no, see, I was the one in a foul mood.
18:38I mean, if you Canadian boys wanna order just ten of Elvis' records,
18:41that's fine with me.
18:42What?
18:42But you're gonna be coming back.
18:44You're gonna order a thousand, I guarantee it.
18:46Oh, sometimes I get a tick on him, babe.
18:47Oh, yeah.
18:47You know me.
18:49Hey, listen, can you, uh, can you put him on?
18:55Hey, little boy, how you doing, partner?
18:59Oh.
18:59Yeah, we had a great night, Bill.
19:01Yeah.
19:05No.
19:06No, Dad...
19:07Dad just call and tell you he loves you, Bill.
19:12Yeah.
19:12He's gone.
19:12Mm-hmm.
19:13He's gone.
19:13Here's the word.
19:14Let's get started.
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