In this retrospective review, I'm diving into Kesha: My Crazy Beautiful Life (MTV 2013 docu-series/reality show) – the intimate, two-season look at Kesha's wild life during her Get $leazy Tour, Warrior album era, and personal ups/downs. Filmed over two years by her brother Lagan Sebert (huge access!), it shows tour chaos, family moments, bullying stories from her past, partying, vulnerability, and behind-the-scenes artist struggles.The big question everyone's still asking: Was the "crazy, glitter-throwing, party animal" Kesha on screen a performed character (the dollar-sign Ke$ha persona from her early hits) or the real, authentic person? From 2013 promo interviews and reviews, Kesha herself pushed that it's "real and raw" – no filters, thanks to sibling trust and home-video style filming. Critics noted the entropic, fun-chasing energy felt genuine (vulnerable moments like voice loss, tabloid drama, and emotional family bits hit hard), but some called it messy/disorganized, with the wildness "deeply rooted" in her real being rather than pure act.In hindsight (post her legal battles, name change to Kesha, and more introspective era), the show captures a transitional phase: the over-the-top party image clashing with glimpses of the "real" artist underneath. It's not fully scripted (brother-shot docu-style), but reality TV editing amps the drama – so a mix of authentic Kesha shining through her larger-than-life persona.If you're into 2010s pop culture retrospectives, Kesha's evolution, MTV reality shows, or debating celeb authenticity (was it all performance or raw truth?), this balanced take explores the highs (intimate access, tour energy), lows (pacing issues, "partying for a living" excess), and why it feels more real than most celeb docs.
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00:00Hey, do you remember when MTV gave Kesha her own reality series?
00:04This docu-series would showcase Kesha's rise to stardom,
00:07while us, the viewer at home, would feel like we were traveling on the journey with her.
00:12And unlike the Ashley Simpson show, Kesha was ready for this big break.
00:17You see, Kesha's mom, Peeb, was already in the business.
00:21You'll find out a little bit later that she had some connections.
00:25Was Kesha a Nepo baby, or did she really have to earn it?
00:30One thing you can say about her, though, is that she was ready for this moment.
00:35And kudos to her for giving everybody on her team a job.
00:39Her brother, Legan, he's our documentarian.
00:42It's a little odd that this guy's going to make money off watching his sister
00:47make out with a bunch of dudes and get hammered.
00:50But you can't f*** off.
00:53I'm not f*** off.
00:54I'm not f***ing slow.
00:55But, Legan, you do you.
00:59You're going to learn that Kesha is just a character,
01:03much in the same way that Hulk Hogan isn't Terry Bollea.
01:10Kesha, the character, is going to do a drunken cartwheel.
01:14She's going to make out with a bearded Scottish man.
01:17She's going to feel up the fat boys, which gives me hope.
01:21I want a Scottish man in a kilt.
01:24I want to fondle him under his kilt.
01:26I might bite your beard.
01:28It's like I have a chance.
01:30Being the character of Kesha, that's a big thing for her.
01:33I feel like my music speaks to people who don't feel like they fit in anywhere.
01:37It's probably because I've always been kind of an outcast myself.
01:42That when she's out in public, people are going to view her the way she wants them to.
01:47The way they hear her in the songs.
01:49The personality she projects in her music.
01:52It's kind of a rock star, isn't it?
01:54That underneath all that synth and glitter is just Alice Cooper's Welcome to My Nightmare.
02:02Would explain why later on in her career, she worked with Alice Cooper.
02:08School's out forever.
02:12She might tick-tock on the clock, but she also might want a plumber on the clock because,
02:19yeah, there's going to be serious issues with that drain.
02:21Look at all the crap that washes off her after each one of these shows.
02:25Kesha the character is carefree.
02:28Let's get drunk!
02:30The real girl, she cares.
02:32And she cares a lot.
02:38It doesn't make you want to drink.
02:40A bad performance?
02:42She's got to fix it.
02:43The carefree party girl image goes away.
02:46And the perfectionist shows up.
02:47That if her show even has one little hiccup in it, that's the end.
02:51Her career's over.
02:52You look at me puke.
02:55I'm going to puke.
02:56The haters are going to win.
02:58A hater like Perez Hilton.
03:00Who, on this reality series, is one of our bad guys.
03:04Whenever she's feeling up, Perez is going to leak a bunch of personal things about her
03:08and bring her right back down.
03:10And since this is a documentary, we're going to see both the ups and the downs in her career.
03:16It's like, oh, Kesha's f***ed up.
03:19She's so sad.
03:20You see, guys?
03:20She's very, very deep.
03:23Dreams end.
03:25And I don't want this dream to end.
03:27She doesn't go to the beach just to swim.
03:29She goes there to reflect.
03:31To tie together all this random footage that her brother's been shooting,
03:35Kesha's going to be our narrator.
03:37This is going to be her road diary.
03:40And I'm going to give Kesha some credit.
03:42While other shows paint a more rosy picture,
03:45you actually do get to see her actual downs,
03:48as opposed to other reality shows where the downs aren't really even downs.
03:53They're just temporary setbacks.
03:55With her, no, some of this stuff kind of seems crappy, right?
03:58It's not all fun and games and glitter.
04:01It's kind of funny because I never thought of Kesha as a character.
04:06You kind of forget the amount of hard work or how young she was during all of this.
04:12She's just playing a role.
04:14But at the time, people you'd think, like, wouldn't care at all seem to get it.
04:20As soon as TikTok came out, and I heard TikTok and said, who is this?
04:23And then I saw her, and I was like, that's it.
04:26This girl is freaking amazing.
04:27It's kind of funny that Conan O'Brien realized right away that this is an act.
04:32She's just a professional underneath all that train wreck she puts on.
04:37You're having too much success to just be like, whatever, oops, another hit song?
04:41Whoa, how'd that happen?
04:42Woo, glitter.
04:43Do you know what I mean?
04:43I don't think that's possible.
04:44I think it's time to hug.
04:45I think it's time to hug for a long time.
04:47You know what?
04:48Who's killing the vibe?
04:49Your brother.
04:50And it's kind of wild to go back in this time period,
04:53knowing about all the stuff between her and Dr. Luke.
04:56You don't really get hints of it here.
04:58My label is literally building a house on my balls.
05:02The drama you do get is from when she had that feud with Perez Hilton.
05:07You remember Perez Hilton, right?
05:09Kesha who?
05:10I hate the stupid dollar sign in her name.
05:13I hate the stupid nose ring.
05:15Ran a gossip blog, kind of exploited a bunch of celebrities,
05:20tried to out him.
05:21Or in Kesha's case, he had nude photos of her,
05:24and he posted them on his website.
05:27And since this is a documentary, you get to see her reaction in real time.
05:31It stands for everything I hate, everything I'm against.
05:34Yeah, it's pretty scummy to have done that.
05:37Now, granted, she wanted this image of herself out there.
05:42I keep on having penis dreams.
05:44I think I need to get laid.
05:47Not that either one of you want to hear about this.
05:50And I'm sure she wanted all the publicity she could get,
05:53much in the same way you can find Perez Hilton around that time period,
05:56hanging out with a pre-fame Lady Gaga.
05:59I think Katy Perry's there.
06:00But this is kind of low.
06:02I hate the stupid makeup.
06:04I hate the fact that she looks like she smells and never showers.
06:08And how much of an ego did this guy have to think,
06:10oh, yeah, I'm going to pull up to the Kesha show.
06:13She's totally going to let me in after pulling that stunt.
06:16I got to tell you, I don't miss the guy.
06:20I'm glad he's kind of not relevant these days.
06:22So being this famous allows you to perform all over the world,
06:27from Rio to festivals in Europe.
06:32And I'm glad for the Europeans she goes there as the stereotype American.
06:37She looks like Made in the USA, Lef Luger.
06:40That's a huge crowd in London.
06:42I bet it's from all the exposure she got when she did Conan O'Brien.
06:46And it definitely takes balls to perform in Beirut.
06:50Why are you so scared?
06:53Because they have sued her pretty bombs, haven't they?
06:56I think we have good reason to be scared.
07:00This would have been a whole different type of documentary
07:03had she been kidnapped and held for ransom.
07:06This is where the president was assassinated.
07:08Our hotel? Great.
07:10You know the phrase, there's no price on a human life.
07:14That's not true.
07:15You actually know how valuable you are
07:17based on the amount of security guards
07:20that somebody's going to pay for you to have.
07:22Well, they said that Beyonce had like 60.
07:26What are you trying to say?
07:27About four people kidnapped a few months ago.
07:32But you're safe. You're completely safe.
07:34Yes, because they went into the wrong areas and everything.
07:36Not helping, dude. Not helping at all.
07:39How much would I go for?
07:40I think you're worth about 10 mil.
07:41Sweet. I'm expensive.
07:44If she's going to become a hostage,
07:46she's going to be a very expensive hostage.
07:48So, you know, maybe it'll be an ego boost to her
07:51if somebody was willing to pay a lot of money
07:53to bring her back.
07:55With these reality series,
07:57sometimes they kind of expose
08:00what it's like to actually be a pop star.
08:03My first day off in like eight months.
08:05Sure, you're traveling the world.
08:07But are you really?
08:08Are you really just kind of going from town to town
08:11and not really seeing the scene?
08:13So you've got to squeeze in the fun wherever you can.
08:16I'm never really off.
08:18Even when I'm partying, I'm working.
08:20And she wasn't lying.
08:22She tick-tocked around the clock
08:24until they actually did see the sunlight.
08:26Kesha's mom, Peed, plays a big role in this series.
08:29And you can see her getting very emotional
08:32when her daughter's about to leave for tour.
08:34And this family does seem pretty tight.
08:36They watch home movies together.
08:39Kesha's backstory kind of reminded me
08:41of the same one that Josh Peck had
08:43when I did the History of Drake and Josh video.
08:46I've never known for sure who my dad is,
08:48but I don't really want to know.
08:51She doesn't know her father,
08:53that it was just some hookup
08:55so that her mom could have a second kid.
08:57So she asked a couple of her friends to help out
09:00and try to get her pregnant.
09:01Mom is just as wild as Kesha.
09:04Mom, you get to wear the penis costume tonight.
09:07The Kesha family business
09:09allows mom to dress up in the penis costume.
09:13And it's surprisingly kind of wholesome in a way.
09:17Even though while they're wrestling around,
09:20mom is dressed like a big dick.
09:23Did you see mom attack me in the penis suit?
09:24Did you pee in the suit again?
09:26Yes.
09:27Oh, did you really?
09:28I did.
09:29Gross, mom.
09:30Gross.
09:31And to celebrate all of Kesha's success,
09:34they're going to eat dick-shaped pastries.
09:37I hope you're proud of your daughter there, Peeves.
09:40And she is.
09:41She's very proud of her daughter.
09:43I'm getting kind of teary-eyed watching this.
09:45It started out when she was 14.
09:48And nobody believed anything we were doing.
09:52And people would laugh us out of their offices.
09:55Okay, so the industry connections I talked about.
09:58This woman wrote for Johnny Cash, Dolly Parton.
10:02She's as country as country gets.
10:05Straight up American flag couch.
10:07That's how country she is.
10:09In another life,
10:11Kesha really should have been a country singer.
10:13I used to take on her brown law before I met you.
10:21But no.
10:22This woman has a knack for creating electronic dance music.
10:26Your love is my drug?
10:28Half written by mom.
10:31She's also a hoarder who can't seem to part with anything,
10:35even if it belongs to her daughter.
10:37Don't you think we should keep the VCRs?
10:40Don't they not make them anymore?
10:41Because, you know, someday,
10:43Kesha's gonna come back and be like,
10:45Hey, what happened to the jacket I wore on Conan O'Brien?
10:49Mom is extremely distressed watching all her junk get thrown away.
10:53She's having a full-on meltdown.
10:55Can't throw that away?
10:56It's good stuff.
10:57It's a vintage filekeeper thing.
11:01You know what?
11:02If we're gonna get rid of all this stuff,
11:04at least get some money out of it.
11:06And because they're rich and it would look really bad
11:08if they just pocketed the money,
11:09they're gonna put it towards helping street animals.
11:12I can get behind that.
11:13You know what?
11:14Cut Peeves some slack.
11:15I just watched the House of Carters
11:16and that mom didn't look like she cared about any of her children.
11:20I mean, she's always gonna be my baby
11:22and I love her more than anything.
11:24I mean, I just came here because she wanted me to be here with her.
11:26Peeves wants to keep every memento.
11:28She is who she is.
11:30I got no problem with that.
11:31Remember, someday if I'm in a wreck on the freeway
11:33and my dying words,
11:34I'm calling to talk to you and you don't pick up.
11:37It's kind of like half the show is really wholesome
11:40and like a loving family.
11:42And then the other half is Kesha being like,
11:44bearded dude.
11:45All right, let's bone.
11:46Kind of a weird mix of the two.
11:48Nothing's off limits tonight.
11:51Just goes to show you,
11:53everybody needs their mom.
11:55Even superstars.
11:56I guess there's really only one thing I can do now.
11:59Call my mom and try to get her here.
12:01If you've seen my Ashley Simpson video,
12:03there's a big difference between how Ashley Simpson handled her throat issues
12:07and how Kesha handled hers.
12:10Kesha would just power through.
12:11I had a dream last night that scared me to death.
12:15I was taking the stage at Glastonbury
12:17and when I opened my mouth,
12:19nothing came out.
12:22My voice was gone.
12:24Kesha was built for this.
12:26So I'm going to draw another comparison
12:28to the Ashley Simpson show.
12:29They were trying to fast track Ashley to superstardom.
12:33Kesha, on the other hand,
12:35she seems ready for it.
12:37If production failed,
12:38we're doing it again.
12:40We're improving.
12:41We're going to do more rehearsals.
12:43The tour bus breaks
12:44and suddenly it's hard to get to the show.
12:47We're going to take only the essential people
12:49and we're going to make this work.
12:51It doesn't seem like it's a feasible thing.
12:53We're not going to have all the lights
12:54for the blacklight stuff anyway.
12:56Fine.
12:57Fine.
12:57We get introduced to her best friend,
12:59Savannah,
13:00or as Kesha calls her,
13:02the Wayne to her Garth.
13:03She is the Wayne to my Garth.
13:05In season two,
13:07that assistant slash best friend
13:08is leaving her
13:10to spend more time with her boyfriend.
13:12My assistant before you,
13:13she went home because she got a boyfriend
13:15and now Nicole got a boyfriend.
13:16Nicole has to quit
13:17because she needs to have sex with her boyfriend
13:19more than once every six months.
13:21Which reminds Kesha
13:22that she's so alone,
13:24so alone.
13:25So alone.
13:27So alone.
13:28So alone.
13:30Everybody gets boyfriends
13:31and everybody leaves me
13:32and I'm going to be here all by myself,
13:34old and my boobs are going to sag to my knees
13:36and I'm just going to be alone.
13:37So she's going to have to interview
13:39for a new assistant.
13:40I'm pretty much helpless
13:41without an assistant.
13:43And the first person who comes along,
13:45uh, she's half intellectual,
13:48but she's also half party girl
13:50and ends up failing
13:51these little tests they put in place.
13:54The second assistant does a lot better.
13:56She comes in
13:57and she's not scared away
13:59when she learns just what a train wreck Kesha is.
14:02She's very spontaneous.
14:03She'll go,
14:04I wanted a massage in an hour.
14:05And you're like,
14:06an hour?
14:07We're in Nebraska.
14:08The test is,
14:09do the exact opposite thing
14:11that you think Kesha would do.
14:13Do not party with a rock star.
14:15Like being in prison,
14:17babysitting a two-year-old
14:19that has food swings
14:20and is your boss.
14:23So without even running it by mom,
14:25Kesha hires her.
14:26But she still misses Savannah.
14:28Savannah has to work though.
14:30And she takes her laptop to the beach.
14:33She's being a total boner detourer.
14:35This show really is a sitcom.
14:38Is my butt jiggling?
14:39No, not at all.
14:40You don't have enough fat to jiggle.
14:42I'm trying really hard.
14:45So what I'm understanding is,
14:47Kesha is dumber than a bag of rocks
14:49in that if you don't pamper her
14:51and basically usher her from place to place,
14:54she's going to end up deader than a nano baby
14:57that you didn't look after.
14:58Savannah, I got a real doll.
15:00A real job.
15:01Really f***ed that.
15:02Lunchable s***.
15:04I mean, it's really ruining my time.
15:06I'd like to try being homeless.
15:08I also like having a bed.
15:10Because underneath this party girl covered in glitter
15:13is a sad, lonely girl who doesn't have anybody.
15:17All the hits, none of the love.
15:18But YOLO, she's just going to do the journey alone.
15:22That's why you can't work.
15:23It's because I'm sad.
15:25And everybody always leaves me.
15:26You left me.
15:27I've never left you.
15:29The nine to five, whatever.
15:31Kesha's just got Kesha, okay?
15:33That's who she can rely on.
15:34Anytime I try to let somebody into my heart,
15:37then I just stomp all over.
15:39You were tired most of the time.
15:41I love you so much.
15:42Oh, thanks.
15:42Can I give you a hug?
15:43No, thanks.
15:44Please?
15:44No, thanks.
15:45A little one.
15:45Yeah, no thanks.
15:46Oh!
15:50That was a nice moment.
15:53I don't know who that was.
15:54And I got really excited
15:56because he brings me peace and love
15:59and all things good in the universe.
16:02And then he didn't hug me in front of cameras.
16:04And it was like the most depressing
16:08and hilarious, but also so sad.
16:13It was like the saddest moment of my life.
16:15Maybe that's why the awkward thing happened with Seinfeld.
16:18Maybe he was like, it didn't want glitter on him.
16:20The hug.
16:21The hug.
16:21The non-hug.
16:22Yeah.
16:22I, you know, I'm 63.
16:24I don't know every pop star.
16:26I don't know everyone.
16:28But they say you're not a hugger now.
16:31I'm not.
16:31The next day, I, like, woke up
16:34and for whatever reason, I don't know why,
16:37but, like, the TV downstairs in my house,
16:40which is never on, had the hugging episode on.
16:43And I was like, well, there's the universe
16:45just reinforcing the fact that I should have remembered
16:48that he doesn't like the hugs.
16:50I would know.
16:51No hugs for you.
16:53And you probably should thank Kesha
16:55because she warned you.
16:56There are sluts everywhere.
16:59I'm not ever having a real job.
17:00I'd rather be a hobo.
17:01So, yeah, Kesha is a crazy cat lady,
17:05which is weird because it seems like
17:06she doesn't even like her cat.
17:08And I can understand why the cat doesn't like her.
17:11Lately, he's been acting like a d***.
17:13Are you, ow?
17:15Ow.
17:16Are you so mean to me?
17:17Are you, ow?
17:19Just repeat, stop your d***.
17:21Just repeat, call me.
17:24Leave.
17:25I just love you.
17:27Ow.
17:28Cats don't wear leashes.
17:30This is not bright, and it's not, this is not gonna work.
17:33So we have two different types of scenes.
17:36One where they have to get an exorcist for the pussy.
17:39You're not allowed to be in there.
17:42Get out of my vagina.
17:43Get out of there.
17:45There is totally a ghost in my vagina.
17:47And then one where the pussy needs a psychic.
17:50Mr. Peeps is clearly depressed, so I need to take drastic action.
17:55So, we're gonna start off with Mr. Peeps, right?
17:59You know the line in her song where at the very end she goes,
18:03I like your beard?
18:04This show is all about the beard.
18:06OMG, look at the beard, look at the beard.
18:07What?
18:07Look at the beard, look at the beard.
18:09Where?
18:10Yeah.
18:10I want to find a man who is a man.
18:15But it's not just a guy with a beard who attracts her.
18:18And isn't a pussy, but is in touch with his emotions, but doesn't write me bad poetry.
18:25She's got demands, things she looks for.
18:28I've seen what Kesha's politics are, and I think she's looking in the wrong direction.
18:33Is hilarious, and has a big beard, and knows how to build things.
18:36These demands sound more like, do you want a conservative guy?
18:41And that's not what, you know, Kesha's about, or is.
18:45I don't know.
18:46She's a complicated woman.
18:47And isn't intimidated by my fierceness, but also put me in my place when I'm being a little
18:54f***head.
18:55It's also about her wanting the D, but she'd actually prefer the B.
19:00The D isn't shortchanged, though.
19:02There is plenty of that on this show.
19:04And Kesha is out patrolling for it.
19:07But, you know, sometimes Peebs has to be a real cockblock herself.
19:10So, well, you kept seeing her pound down all the booze.
19:13I stole a bottle of Stoli.
19:17I borrowed a bottle of Stoli.
19:20She was actually making sure to keep herself in shape.
19:23She may seem like a wild child, but she's actually listening to rock and roll legends like
19:29Steven Tyler.
19:30And the reality show really focused on the grind that the music industry is.
19:35I'm already feeling the pressure to go back in the studio as soon as possible.
19:39Two and a half years of touring.
19:41And instead of your record label saying thank you, they say make new songs.
19:45Vacation?
19:46What vacation?
19:47Get back on the plane.
19:49Vacation's just gonna have to wait.
19:51I'm flying 12 hours to play one last show.
19:55And that kind of thing is why a lot of artists burn out or have a full-on meltdown.
20:01Like, you see that thing about Lil Nas X?
20:03Anytime you ever hear, like, a famous person or, like, somebody successful being like, I'm tired.
20:09You're like, shut the f*** out.
20:12You're famous and you're rich.
20:14Shut up.
20:17So now it's time to make the new album.
20:20It has to be different.
20:22And it can't suck.
20:23And she knows who the character of Kesha is and where she'd like to go with it.
20:28I know you thought we could have a casual, sexual kind of thing.
20:33But I don't hook up, I sink in my teeth and eat that raw meat.
20:38Machine Gun love you.
20:40Does that make sense?
20:41Do you keep making what she did before or do you try to expand the sound?
20:45The first time she tried to expand the sound, the record label rejected the track.
20:51Unfortunately, they think that Machine Gun love is too different from the sound that I'm known for.
20:56You think she's some ditz, the way she portrays herself on the record.
21:00But no, she's very aware.
21:02She doesn't want to be pigeonholed as the party girl.
21:05I can't just write party songs forever.
21:09It's not that I don't want to make pop music, but I just want it to be different.
21:14Which I remember Flash cartoons and early YouTube parodies at the time portrayed her as.
21:20Like, what if Kesha was a Disney princess?
21:22Really played out the I'm a drunk slutty party girl.
21:27But Kesha wants real.
21:29Zip your lips like a padlock level real.
21:32I'm stuck.
21:33I need to find something real to write about.
21:36To get a little inspiration for new songs, she goes to visit her first love, Harold.
21:41You sure you don't want me to come?
21:42No, I don't want you to come.
21:43You can't come.
21:44Shut up.
21:44She hasn't seen him but three years.
21:46She goes to see him and she's over him.
21:48But that visit was enough to inspire her to create a new song, which I'm hoping Harold got something out
21:55of.
21:55Throw him a few bucks, okay?
21:56He inspired you.
21:57Now I have something real to write about.
22:00And the label actually likes the new song.
22:03She's all that's good.
22:06All right, we're going to go in this direction for the new album, Warrior.
22:11They love it.
22:12They said it was heartfelt and fresh.
22:14Even her regular singing voice kind of sounds auto-tuned.
22:18Looking for some trouble tonight.
22:21Take my hand and I'll show you the wild side.
22:25Fight for the f***.
22:28It's weird.
22:30Fight for the f***.
22:32Damn it, sorry.
22:34Ooh.
22:35Kesha, you and I have so much in common because when I mess up a take, it also looks like
22:40that.
22:41Not every song we hear is going to make the record.
22:44Which is a shame because the leaked version of Shots on the Hood of My Car, that's a banger.
22:49I would drink a 40 in a brown bag at 7-Eleven with all my friends.
22:55Yeah, we wrote a song about that once, if I recall.
22:58Yeah, we did.
22:59What happened last night?
23:00I was going to get laid for the first time in a month and she ruined it.
23:04Wait a minute.
23:06What the hell is Pauly Shore doing in this?
23:08She thought she was helping me out.
23:10She's like, don't you love Kesha?
23:11And the guy's like, what?
23:13And ran away and he's like, I have to feed my dog.
23:15It never came out.
23:16Where was this at?
23:18My house because I said she could stay with me never again.
23:20What the f***?
23:22It should not be.
23:23He's a pain in the ass to try to get laid.
23:24Really.
23:26Why are you having a hard time getting laid?
23:28I don't.
23:29Well, you're too busy.
23:30I'm too busy.
23:31Well, that's the problem.
23:31So we got a little romance happening between Kesha and one of the members of the crew.
23:36He's got a beard, so he's perfect for her.
23:39He gets to be the tour boyfriend.
23:42Is this the love that Kesha's been looking for?
23:44I'm pretty sure.
23:46We're getting married.
23:47Okay, is her brother going to film her boning?
23:51Even when she's in Brazil, she's got to get herself a bearded dude.
23:55And this felt staged.
23:57The rest of the show feels authentic.
23:59Like, do you want to stage something so we have interesting content?
24:03Kind of play up that, you know, you, the average guy at home, could make out with Kesha if you
24:09had a beard.
24:09Because that's what she likes, right?
24:11But really, I think the real Kesha is the girl that when she's drunk is just like, I want a
24:16boyfriend.
24:17I want love.
24:18I love kisses.
24:19Give me more kisses.
24:21Can we get married with a weird Elvis dude?
24:23Yes.
24:25She thought she had it with the guy on her tour.
24:28Maybe he could be the love I've been looking for.
24:32But that didn't last.
24:33His leg of the tour is over, and he's going home.
24:36Kesha's love life is always being affected by how often she's out on tour.
24:40Her having to constantly make music.
24:42It really leaves no time for a relationship.
24:45And she's still hung up on Harold.
24:47Harold.
24:48Yeah.
24:49A guy named Harold.
24:51The only Harold I can think of right now is the guy on the five, the Democrat representative.
24:57I don't think it's him, though.
24:59I'm going to poop in my pants.
25:00I'm so scared.
25:01One of the reasons I broke up with Harold was because I had to go on the road.
25:06This is a song that I wrote about my first love.
25:12His name was Harold.
25:13One of the things that drove me absolutely nuts while watching the Ashley Simpson show
25:17is that it all kind of got handed to her.
25:20And you'd think, well, I mean, Kesha, the party girl, the girl who drinks her own pee,
25:25has glitter thrown everywhere.
25:26She's probably just as vapid.
25:28But not really.
25:29Actually, I think by having a mom in show business
25:32and being somebody who was writing for other artists before she broke herself,
25:37I think she knew how important this all was,
25:39that she's the meal ticket and that everybody eats if she does well,
25:45that she's in charge of the entire thing.
25:47I never really thought of myself as a boss until this tour started.
25:50And I saw how many people there are working their asses off with me every night.
25:54You're 24 years old, Kesha.
25:56You employ a lot of people.
25:58Without you, they wouldn't have a job.
26:00If she wants the video to turn out well,
26:02she's got to put the effort in.
26:03She's not a trained dancer.
26:05So we're going to take the time and learn choreography.
26:08And we're going to put in the hard work until we actually nail it.
26:12Everyone's just sitting around watching me try to shake my ass.
26:17You shake your ass.
26:18These people that I perform with?
26:21Yeah, she's so close to them that they allow her to make Pac-Man tattoos on them.
26:26I don't think you were getting that out of the Ashley Simpson recruits.
26:29I feel like my family.
26:31It's more like a ward at a middle hospital.
26:34And Kesha does seem to have a connection to her fans.
26:37Kesha's music has a kind of anti-bullying message to it.
26:41I know how it feels.
26:43I'm going through a rough patch in my life at the moment.
26:46And without her, I wouldn't be here.
26:50It's for you.
26:56It may have resonated with the fans, but it didn't for Rolling Stone.
27:02They were more like Taught in the Shadows.
27:04And they didn't like the style.
27:06They didn't seem to like Kesha.
27:07My songs endorse my philosophy of life to the point where you bitterly regret all your non-Kesha parts of
27:15your existence.
27:16It's pretty good.
27:17I like that.
27:19But that's alright.
27:20Kesha likes Kesha.
27:21She's going to buy her own CD.
27:23It's a ritual she has.
27:25Is one of her other rituals to go dress like Axl Rose?
27:29And hey, why aren't you supporting your fellow artists?
27:31You don't want to buy the three Green Day releases of Uno, Dos, and Trace?
27:36It's time to promote the record.
27:38And she runs into controversy right away.
27:41Her lead single, Die Young, has a phrase,
27:44We're gonna die young.
27:47I remember hearing this all the time at the club.
27:49But you know when it doesn't feel appropriate?
27:52After Sandy Hook.
27:54I get her point.
27:55Like, Die Young is kind of an insensitive title after a tragedy like that.
28:00But it's also like the list of songs that were banned after 9-11.
28:03Do you really think Let the Bodies Hit the Floor caused all of this?
28:07No.
28:07Drowning Pool had nothing to do with that tragedy.
28:10And that's how we ended season one.
28:12But her brother just kept rolling, right?
28:15So, we got a season two.
28:17I realize now that I'm not counting down to the end.
28:20Three, two, one!
28:26I'm counting down to the beginning.
28:28And season two is, um, not as candid as season one.
28:33Right off the bat, I'm like, uh, did we have a tonal shift?
28:37Because instead of being about the ups and downs of becoming a superstar,
28:42we're now talking about ghosts and having sex with ghosts.
28:47He wasn't a mean ghost, but he was, like, a slutty ghost.
28:53He was, like, how do I put this appropriately?
28:57He was just kind of a hoe.
28:59There's actually another Kesha reality show.
29:02In 2022, there was Conjuring Kesha.
29:05I'm obsessed with the supernatural, but that's not something my cousin Kaylin and I have in common.
29:12Aliens and ghosts scare the crap out of her, which just makes it way more fun for me.
29:17So, this scene where they go to a haunted hotel, I think was the prototype.
29:30My favorite guy is the one who's so sick of their silliness that he just tells them to shut the
29:36fuck up.
29:54The ghost meter provides three indicators of EMF emission strength.
30:00Got five stars.
30:01Half off.
30:02Yeah.
30:03Oh, my God.
30:04That's the same EMF reader that I learned about in my Ghostbusters video.
30:09Supernatural is the song I wrote about the slutty ghost I did unmentionable things with.
30:14Instead of music, we learn about ghost babies, haunted vaginas.
30:20Maybe that...
30:21Something in her bag.
30:22There's a ghost in your bag.
30:23They hire an exorcist for her vagina.
30:26I didn't even know that was a thing.
30:28There's a ghost in my...
30:34Okay, so either my vagina is haunted or I'm pregnant with a ghost baby.
30:39So, forget all the pitfalls of touring.
30:42We now got wacky sitcom hijinks.
30:46We got red solo cups on the C cups.
30:49Let's have a party.
30:52You'll never guess.
30:53Kesha's music is not popular with the Westboro Baptist Church.
30:57I'm just shocked.
30:58A church with extremist social views is planning to protest one of my upcoming shows.
31:02They protest every show.
31:04They called me a fag-loving white trash whore.
31:09And I gotta be honest, I looked up the parody.
31:12We are who we are.
31:13They turned it in that God hates who you are about her.
31:16And she's a dirty whore and she's gonna go to hell.
31:19Hates you, of course he does.
31:21You're running around town just like a slut.
31:23We preach you don't wanna mess with us.
31:25Christ Jesus will avenge us.
31:28Because I'm like, okay, if they took their time to parody Kesha,
31:32they had to have listened to the song a bunch of times
31:35to be able to write the parody and match the production style.
31:40Hearts are turning hard, hard, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.
31:43God smacks this world of art, art, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.
31:47He'll tear it all apart, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.
31:51You think you're superstars.
31:53God hates who you are.
31:55So, you know, they're like trolls on the internet
31:58who hate something so much that they can't tear themselves
32:01from the thing they hate.
32:03We're just talking truth.
32:05We're telling you about the sins you do.
32:07You're selling your souls born on God.
32:09He's slapping you down, smacking you dudes hard.
32:12If you're pushing your message out there, Kesha,
32:15then Westboro Baptist Church is gonna push theirs back at ya.
32:19Even if, you know, yours might be more popular to your audience
32:23and theirs might not be.
32:26You know you're doing something right
32:27when the Westboro Baptist Church pickets your show.
32:30This really gets to her.
32:32So when she's on stage, she tells the audience,
32:35be yourself, stay true to your school.
32:38Well, she didn't say stay true to your school,
32:40but stay true to yourself.
32:42There were a group of people protesting this show here tonight.
32:48Can you guys make me a promise?
32:50Can you promise me that you will be yourself
32:55unapologetically always?
32:56I love every single one of you just as you are.
33:00Katy Perry may have the album where she's dressed like a sad clown,
33:03but that's actually kind of Kesha.
33:06On the outside, she seems like the life of the party.
33:09But this reality show shows her as somebody who's kind of alone most of the time,
33:16looking for a soulmate, opening up her heart, and getting nothing.
33:20Maybe that's stupid.
33:22You either deal with how stupid they are,
33:24or you become a lesbian.
33:26Those are the only two choices.
33:27I know this is your favorite shirt.
33:29Guess where it's going?
33:30Fire!
33:31In the fire!
33:32She takes this breakup very hard.
33:35But what's his side of the story?
33:36Maybe he's perfectly justified in his breaking up with Kesha,
33:40and you're just being mean and destroying an awesome pineapple shirt.
33:44I don't know his crazy beautiful life.
33:46Maybe he's got reasons, okay?
33:48That's all I'm saying.
33:49Her cousin is going to get married,
33:51and she's got no one.
33:52Just a guy she's on and off with.
33:55But she buries it within.
33:58She's going to focus her energy on helping her cousin's boyfriend plan the best proposal.
34:04All the guys I come across just suck.
34:08Thank God my cousin Kaylin doesn't have that problem.
34:11To distract herself from heartbreak,
34:14Kesha's going to plan her cousin's perfect proposal.
34:16It's obvious to everyone that Sean's going to pop the question,
34:19and I better get on the job to make sure he doesn't mess it up.
34:22I'm thinking Kesha should have looked inward,
34:25tried to reflect on what's wrong with her,
34:27because in trying to make her cousin have the perfect proposal,
34:30she oversteps her bounds.
34:32She completely cuts off Sean, the fiancé,
34:35and decides, you know what?
34:37I'll pick out the engagement ring,
34:39and I'm going to pick out exactly where you're going to propose
34:41and how you're going to do it.
34:43Wait, this is really...
34:48This wasn't as selfless as Kesha wanted to make it seem.
34:51No offense, you're a dumb boy,
34:52and you probably don't know what she wants.
34:54I do.
34:56Will you marry me?
34:59Yes.
35:00Kesha just wants a man.
35:01But am I to believe that with her level of fame,
35:04somebody's not coming around,
35:06that she needs to rent a boyfriend?
35:09That's BS.
35:11You look adorable.
35:12I love it.
35:13We have to pretend like we're mad in love.
35:15You're not going to tell anybody where, when, or why.
35:18I'm the strong silent type.
35:19Yeah.
35:19All right, we can do that.
35:20You know what makes this show different
35:22than other pop stars reality series?
35:24Kesha is willing to rate her vagina.
35:27You didn't get that from other singers.
35:28And you know what?
35:29It is good enough to write a pop song about it.
35:31I'm like a solid seven.
35:33Come on.
35:34That's your other problem.
35:36You need to raise your standards.
35:37Yeah.
35:37You got to put your on the pedestal.
35:39Well, my is a ten.
35:42The rest of me is a seven.
35:43I'm down the streets in my Go Trans Am.
35:46I'm looking for a man, looking for a man.
35:49Got my T-tops off and I'm working on my tan.
35:52Wait a minute.
35:53If Go Trans Am is about her vagina,
35:55what did she mean when she said this?
35:58Because my Trans Am doesn't really work
35:59and it doesn't fit very many people
36:01and it's molding also.
36:03And I found a dead rat in the trunk
36:05that was half molded away.
36:07You know what?
36:08I don't think this is the solid 10 you think it is.
36:11Time for some more online dating.
36:14Is he a fame whore douchebag?
36:16Like my ex-boyfriend?
36:17Potentially.
36:18It's like he can't ruin this for you.
36:20First of all, you love penises way too much
36:22for him to ruin.
36:22Why do you love them so much?
36:24Yeah, I've been in a few commercials
36:25and almost infomercial style.
36:27You were at infomercials?
36:28It's kind of my dream.
36:30Okay, yes.
36:30Oh no.
36:31So this is what the Manosphere
36:33definitely complains about.
36:35That this guy is a nice dude.
36:37Does infomercials.
36:38He's well put together.
36:40And Kesha has no interest in him.
36:42She only wants bad boys
36:44who will break her heart.
36:45I think I've learned an important lesson.
36:48You can't teach a bad bitch new tricks.
36:51Yeah, Kesha.
36:53You might be part of the problem.
36:54But, you know, you're not forced
36:56to go out with this guy.
36:57But, Jesus.
36:59You're talking about killing yourself
37:00to escape this dude.
37:02And all he's done is
37:03maybe not be your type.
37:05If you say penguin,
37:07come out,
37:07drop him by the throat.
37:09Say run.
37:10Just slit the throat.
37:12Baster style.
37:12And then you meet
37:14her next boyfriend,
37:15Casey,
37:16a.k.a.
37:18Bear Man.
37:19Bear Man is a dude.
37:20I'm surrounded by polar bears.
37:22Who makes films about wildlife.
37:24This is awesome.
37:25You'd think the older brother
37:27would put down the camera
37:28and say,
37:29yeah, this is a terrible idea, Kesha.
37:31But he doesn't.
37:33That's actually a job
37:34for the younger brother.
37:35I want to see whales.
37:36I just want to see the wilderness.
37:37And I want to give Bear Man
37:38another chance.
37:40I think it's all dumb.
37:42Bear Man is an outdoorsman,
37:44but he's pretty full of himself.
37:47Even saying things like,
37:48Most girls that like
37:49to do this kind of stuff
37:50are pretty rough around the edges.
37:54Are you saying they're not hot?
37:56This guy makes a living
37:57filming bears and eagles.
38:00And he's got a beard.
38:01So he could be the perfect fit.
38:04But he says things.
38:07Are you kidding me?
38:09There's like no way,
38:10I would dig this girl.
38:12Why?
38:13Well, come on now.
38:14It certainly doesn't look like
38:16a girl who's ready
38:17to go feral anytime soon.
38:19You know, when I first met you,
38:20there was probably a few friends
38:21that definitely didn't think
38:23it was a good idea
38:24for you to hang out with me.
38:25It's got that vibe.
38:31I don't want to make you
38:32feel uncomfortable.
38:33Does that make you feel
38:33uncomfortable, really?
38:37Oh, you're mad at me.
38:38Yep.
38:39I am mad at you.
38:40What a sweet talker
38:42this guy is.
38:43You know what?
38:44Based on the look
38:45going on here,
38:46did this inspire timber?
38:49Okay,
38:49Beer Man is just
38:51a little too blunt.
38:52So Cashia has to get
38:53out of here.
38:54Eventually.
38:56She wants out of here
38:57so bad
38:58that she's going to
38:58go out in the storm
38:59and risk possibly drowning.
39:01You think it's over,
39:03but nope.
39:09She wants out of here
39:10so bad
39:10that she's going to
39:11go out in the storm
39:12and risk possibly drowning.
39:14I kind of see it
39:15like when somebody drowns
39:16when you're playing
39:17Oregon Trail
39:17and you just see
39:19a hat come above water.
39:26So what do you think
39:27of the bear party?
39:30You're definitely
39:30delivered.
39:32I promise it.
39:33And how can Kesha
39:34not feel romantic
39:35with all these bears around?
39:39Except not one of them
39:40seems to be Cocaine Bear.
39:42Bear Man arrives
39:44in Nashville
39:44and I too want
39:46a hippie's beat-it
39:47doormat for my house.
39:49The family digs the dude
39:50and why shouldn't they?
39:52This dude has a pet bear.
39:55People would be surprised
39:57if they got these
39:58moments with you, I think.
40:00Unfortunately,
40:01this twisted Disney love story
40:03is not meant to be.
40:04Bear Man has gotten back
40:05with his ex.
40:06So that was Kesha's reality show.
40:08I got a full list
40:09of reality shows
40:10on this page
40:11that I reveal
40:12along with other weird
40:13TV projects.
40:15So don't forget to subscribe
40:16and I don't know,
40:17is there still a bell?
40:19YouTube's always changing.
40:20Anyway,
40:21it would have been
40:22really interesting
40:22to see what future seasons
40:24of this show
40:25would have become,
40:25especially when we get
40:27to all the Dr. Luke stuff
40:29when different celebrities
40:30started choosing their side.
40:32Do you get like
40:33the Taylor Swift's
40:35and the Katy Perry's
40:36and anyone else
40:36who donated
40:38to Kesha's legal fund
40:40or the ones who still
40:41wanted to work
40:42with Dr. Luke?
40:43What about the contract battle
40:45that literally,
40:46I think,
40:47just got wrapped up?
40:49I would probably get laid
40:50or at least just get
40:51someone to on me
40:51and then go to set the line.
40:52After watching the reality show,
40:54I gained kind of a
40:56big appreciation for Kesha.
40:58You learn that
40:59underneath all that
41:00party girl
41:01was a real committed musician.
41:04Someone that could
41:05write their hits,
41:06perform as a character.
41:15Oh, that's hard.
41:17People in the know
41:18actually knew
41:19that she was doing
41:20something kind of special.
41:21so I can definitely understand
41:23skipping community service
41:24to go to the Kesha concert.
41:26I think that
41:27if you were to go
41:28to that concert,
41:28this is going to be
41:29one of the worst decisions
41:30you've made.
41:31Was the Kesha concert
41:32worth 45 days in jail?
41:33No, definitely not.
41:35We shut us down,
41:36down.
41:37We shut us down.
41:37Hey, there's a whole bunch
41:38of videos on this channel
41:39and if you become a member,
41:41I mean, I made it super cheap
41:42and you can get videos
41:44way, way early
41:45or, you know,
41:46uploaded somewhere else
41:47in case something gets
41:49flagged, I guess.
41:51And every dollar
41:52helps keep the channel alive.
41:54A lot of songs
41:55that I write suck.
41:57Some are good
41:58and some suck.
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