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00:01Reach for the speed, reach for the whistle, go where the rail may run.
00:09Reach for the words, reach for the story, follow the rainbow sun.
00:17To a shining time station, where dreams can come true, waiting there for you.
00:36You take care now, you old pin-puller.
00:42The trains are wildly out of Packersports, it says to all my friends at Shining Time Station.
00:48Let's open it!
00:49It's heavy. Feels like blood.
00:56What's this? Let's see.
00:58My dear friends, enclosed is a free sample of my new savory sandwich spread.
01:05The recipe is from my mother, but the quality is all mine.
01:10Enjoy. Your pal, Schemer.
01:13Oh, I didn't know Schemer could cook.
01:16We haven't tasted it yet.
01:18Shining Time Station.
01:20Sir, if you...
01:21If you please stop shouting, sir.
01:24Who?
01:26No, uh, Mr. Schemer isn't here right now.
01:30Sure, sure, I could take a message.
01:32From the mayor of East Shemp?
01:35Yes?
01:36The package never arrived.
01:39Uh-huh.
01:39This is no way to do business.
01:44And you demand an explanation.
01:47Oh, yes, Mr. Mayor, I'll tell him.
01:50Yes, you're...
01:51Well...
01:52Oh, boy.
01:53Gee, he was really angry.
01:56Oh, I don't believe it at all.
01:59Schemer.
01:59I'm ruined.
02:01What happened?
02:02I thought that I sent a free box of my new sandwich spread to the mayor of East Shemp.
02:08He was going to serve it to the friends of the Flowering Cactus Ladies Auxiliary at their annual benefit luncheon.
02:14Apparently, something went wrong.
02:17Wait.
02:17I have a receipt here somewhere.
02:19Oh.
02:20Fisky.
02:22Now, here it is.
02:26I did not send it to East Shemp.
02:28Where did you send it to West Shemp?
02:33Caracas, Venezuela.
02:35Apparently, my mind was on something else.
02:41And now my career is finished.
02:44Oh, Schemer.
02:46I crossed up the mayor of East Shemp.
02:50Wait, Schemer.
02:51I know.
02:52We can send the mayor our box.
02:54And still keep one jar for ourselves.
02:56Oh, that is brilliant.
02:59I'm saved.
03:00I'm so glad I thought of it.
03:02Okay, everybody.
03:03Stacy, Harry, to the workshop.
03:05I'm going to do a complete new re-wrap.
03:07Wait.
03:07That's not very efficient, Schemer.
03:09You don't need three people to wrap a little package.
03:11I'll do it.
03:12Good.
03:12All right.
03:13And I will supervise.
03:15And I'll make sure you don't mess up my workshop.
03:23He's one to talk about good judgment, I must say.
03:27Well, I'm off.
03:28I'm going fishing and rafting down a river on the island of Sodor.
03:33Rather like that raft on the mural, actually.
03:36Well, see you later.
03:38Wait.
03:39Uh, I thought you only liked trains.
03:41I didn't know you liked boats.
03:43I like them both.
03:45Trains are good for getting from place to place in an interesting way.
03:49Boats are good for going nowhere in an interesting way.
03:52You ride the water.
03:53You wait for the fish.
03:55And you learn to be patient.
03:56Well, wish me luck.
03:58You should take Schemer fishing with you.
04:01Oh, I don't think so, Matt.
04:02He'd scare away the fish.
04:04He scares me away.
04:06But don't you think Schemer needs to learn to be patient?
04:09I should say so.
04:10His problem is he thinks of himself all the time.
04:14Of course, he's not alone.
04:16Gordon was behaving the same way only last week.
04:20Oh, very well.
04:22Listen.
04:27Gordon was resting in a siding.
04:30Sometimes, he thought, it's really tiring to be such a large and splendid engine.
04:36One does have to keep up appearances, so...
04:43Peep, peep, peep, peep.
04:45Hello, lazy bones, whistled Henry.
04:46What cheek spluttered Gordon.
04:49That Henry is too big for his wheels.
04:51Fancy speaking to me like that.
04:54Me, he has never had an accident.
05:01Aren't jammed whistles and burst safety valves accidents?
05:05Asked Percy instantly.
05:09No, indeed.
05:11High spirits might happen to any engine.
05:13But to come off the rails like Henry did well, I ask you.
05:17Is it right?
05:18Is it decent?
05:22Then it was Henry's turn to take the express.
05:25Gordon watched him getting ready.
05:27Be careful, Henry.
05:29You're not pulling the flying kipper now.
05:31Mind you, keep on the rails today.
05:42Henry went off in a huff and Gordon yawned and went to sleep.
05:48But not for long.
05:49Wake up, Gordon, said his driver.
05:51A special train's coming and where to pull it?
05:54Is it coaches or freight cars?
05:57Cars, said his driver.
05:59Cars, said Gordon.
06:00Pull!
06:05Gordon's fire was slow to start.
06:08So Edward had to push Gordon to the turntail to get him facing the right way.
06:15I won't go.
06:16I won't go, grumbled Gordon.
06:22Don't be silly.
06:23Don't be silly, puffed Edward.
06:29At last Gordon was on the turntable.
06:32The movement had shaken his fire.
06:33It was now burning nicely and making steam.
06:39Gordon was cross and didn't care what he did.
06:41He waited till the table was halfway round.
06:44I'll show them, I'll show them, he hissed.
06:51He moved slowly forward to jam the table.
06:54But he couldn't stop himself and slithered into a ditch.
06:57Oosh, he hissed.
06:59Get me out, get me out.
07:05Not a hope, said his driver and fireman.
07:08You're stuck, you silly great engine.
07:11Don't you understand that?
07:14They telephoned their Topham hat.
07:16So Gordon didn't want to take the special train and ran into a ditch.
07:23What's that you say?
07:24The special's waiting.
07:26Tell Edward to take it, please.
07:28And Gordon?
07:29Oh, leave him where he is.
07:30We'll get him out later.
07:33On the other side of the ditch, some little boys were chattering.
07:37Coo, doesn't he look silly?
07:39They'll never get him out.
07:41They began to sing.
07:43Silly old Gordon fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch.
07:47Silly old Gordon fell in a ditch, all on a Monday morning.
07:53Gordon lay in the ditch all day.
07:55Oh, dear, he thought, I shall never get out.
08:03But that evening, they lifted Gordon and made a road of sleepers under his wheels to keep him from the
08:08mud.
08:09Strong ropes were fastened to his back end, and James and Henry, pulling hard, managed to bring him to safety.
08:16Oh, dear, he thought, I shall never get out.
08:17Oh, dear, he thought, I shall never get out.
08:46A sadder and wiser engine.
08:57Does that mean that Gordon would ever be bossy again?
09:00Well, not for a while, at least.
09:02Come on, shake a leg, Miss Jones.
09:04The train will be here any minute.
09:06Whoops.
09:07See you later, Tanya, Matt.
09:08He comes, I go.
09:10And that is that.
09:12Good luck with the fish.
09:14Oh, schemer, stop worrying.
09:16The local train will get there soon enough.
09:20Wait.
09:21Didn't we save a jar for us?
09:23Here's one.
09:25Oh.
09:26Hey, why don't we give it a try?
09:28Who knows?
09:29Maybe schemer's a really good cook.
09:32Hmm.
09:34Okay.
09:38Here, Harry.
09:40Matt?
09:41Tanya?
09:43Hmm.
09:51Hey, what's going on?
09:53Sounds like you people just experienced a major, horrible catastrophe.
09:56We did.
09:57Your sandwich spread.
09:59Come on, Harry, get out of here.
10:01Did you taste it yet?
10:02No, I didn't taste it yet.
10:07Hmm.
10:09Interesting.
10:10Schema.
10:13What's in this, anyway?
10:14It is not my fault.
10:15It's my mommy's fault.
10:16It's her recipe.
10:19Mayonnaise, yogurt, garlic salt, lemon juice, white pepper, and cocoa powder.
10:25What did you say?
10:26Cocoa powder?
10:27Cocoa powder, right there.
10:28Sea powder, cocoa.
10:29Think I should have used chocolate syrup instead?
10:31Oh, schemer.
10:33Your mother didn't mean cocoa powder.
10:36She meant chili powder.
10:37Cocoa powder doesn't go with all these other ingredients.
10:41That's cocoa powder?
10:47I can live with that.
10:50I'm ruined!
10:52I can live with that.
10:56There's enough of this foolishness.
10:58I've got work to do.
11:03Can you believe, schemer, putting cocoa in a sandwich spread?
11:09Yeah.
11:09I think it's a good idea to put chocolate on sandwiches.
11:13Then you don't have to waste time eating dessert.
11:15Dee Dee, that's just so wild it almost makes sense.
11:23I don't want to hear anything about schemer or his sandwich spread.
11:27I've spent enough time with that man today.
11:30Well, then how come you helped him wrap up his jaws for the train?
11:33Stacy did that.
11:35All I did was hold my finger down when she tied the string.
11:39Harry?
11:40Mm-hmm?
11:41Come on, play with these.
11:42Help yourself.
11:45Because I didn't mind helping schemer out.
11:48Uh-huh.
11:49He's not a serious man.
11:51I know that.
11:52He's pretty silly.
11:54Mm-hmm.
11:55But still, when someone needs help, and you know you can help them,
12:01there's something in you that naturally volunteers to do it.
12:05At least that's the way it's been with all the best people I've known.
12:08Now, you kids, go along.
12:11I've got work to do.
12:23Oh, hi, schemer.
12:25Uh, schemer who?
12:29Uh, are you going to a costume party, schemer?
12:33Uh, no, I'm not going to a...
12:36Just, just, just go, huh?
12:37Come on, you have something to do, don't you?
12:38Come on.
12:45Oh, good morning.
12:46The name is Osgood Bob Ploptinger.
12:49I'm the mayor of East Shep, and I'm looking for a man called Schemer.
12:53I never saw him before, but I know his voice.
12:57Have you seen him?
12:58Uh, oh, Mayor Ploptinger.
13:03We spoke on the phone earlier.
13:05Earlier than who?
13:06Never mind.
13:07The point is this.
13:09Have you tried that sandwich spread of his?
13:12Uh, yes, I have tried it.
13:14Well, then I don't have to tell you that this stuff isn't edible by man nor beast.
13:19My shaving cream tastes better than this.
13:23I'll tell Schemer you stopped by.
13:25Thank you very much.
13:26And tell Mr. Schemer that if he doesn't have a new, improved version of his sandwich spread
13:32and time for lunch, he's in big trouble.
13:35And not only with me, but also with every one of the friends of the Flowering Cactus Lady's
13:40Auxiliary.
13:41And that's not funny.
13:43Believe me, I speak from experience.
13:54Schemer, are you doing your exercise?
13:56Oh, this job I've finished.
13:59I have had it.
14:04Oh, Schemer, not quite.
14:09What's your mother's phone number?
14:12555-3387.
14:14Okay.
14:16Why?
14:18What?
14:22No, no, don't tell her!
14:28Hello, Mrs. Schemer.
14:30Yes, this is Stacey Jones at Shining Time Station.
14:33Yes, we have a question or two about your sandwich spread.
14:38Yes, is sea powder chili powder?
14:42It is.
14:44Oh, well, Schemer thought that it was cocoa powder.
14:48Yes.
14:49Well, thank you.
14:51Yes.
14:53Excuse me?
14:55Why, sure.
14:56I'll tell Horace to call you.
15:00Yes.
15:01Thank you very much, Mrs. Schemer.
15:02Bye-bye.
15:03Bye-bye.
15:05Horace?
15:06Come on, kids.
15:08We've got work to do.
15:10I can't believe it.
15:12I can't believe you told her that.
15:16Go!
15:18This is the worst day of my life!
15:20All right, now, we're going to need a bowl.
15:21Come on, Matt and Tanya, we've got some shopping to do.
15:24And what am I supposed to do?
15:25Uh, stay calm, Horace.
15:30Horace?
15:33Maybe she's right.
15:35I'll take a nap.
15:47I can't sleep.
15:50Music!
15:52What I need right now, some music.
15:58Here, play two songs.
16:09Oh, look, look, it's a buffalo nickel.
16:13A real buffalo nickel.
16:16Since when, Mike, do buffalo have their own money?
16:20It's not a buffalo's nickel.
16:22It's a nickel with an engraving of a buffalo on it.
16:26They stopped making them a long time ago.
16:29Say, um, why do you think they stopped making them, Tex?
16:33Well, Rex, the way I see it, being a buffalo is hard enough without going around making little pictures of
16:39each other.
16:40And I'll figure they just got tired of it.
16:42Hey, man, the buffaloes didn't do the engraving.
16:47They just had to pose right, just like, stand real still.
16:51I wonder if they got paid for posing.
16:53Why, yes, sir.
16:54They paid them each a dime.
16:56Quiet!
16:57Play!
16:58A one, a two, a three.
17:01Come on, you rounders, I want you to hear the story of a brave engineer.
17:07Casey Jones was the rounder's name on a big eight-wheeler of a mighty thing.
17:13Casey Jones, he pushed on the throttle.
17:16Casey Jones was a brave engineer.
17:19Come on, Casey.
17:20Blow the whistle.
17:22Blow the whistle so they all can hear.
17:27Casey said, before I die, there's one more train that I want to drive.
17:33And I will try for many a day.
17:36The Union Pacific and the San Jose.
17:38Casey Jones pushed on the throttle.
17:42Casey Jones was a brave engineer.
17:44Come on, Casey.
17:46Blow the whistle.
17:47Blow the whistle so they all can hear.
18:04Caller called Casey by the fast forward.
18:07He kissed his wife at the station door.
18:10Climbed in his cabin, was on his way.
18:13I've got my chance on the Santa Fe.
18:16Casey Jones pushed on the throttle.
18:18Casey Jones was a brave engineer.
18:21Come on, Casey.
18:23Blow the whistle.
18:24Blow the whistle so they all can hear.
18:29There.
18:30That should do it.
18:32Let me try it first.
18:34Let me try it first.
18:34Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:40I am a genius.
18:44No, you're not.
18:45Stacy is.
18:46Well, let's just say Horace's mother is a genius, but you're going to need a new label.
18:52Schemer's Fred.
18:53New, improved blend.
18:55I'll say.
18:56Listen, we could get this on the Express at the East Shep.
18:59It'll get there before lunch.
19:00So, kids, you let me know if anybody comes in.
19:03Sure.
19:05Mr. Conductor, how can Schemer make such a big mistake and still be like he always is?
19:10He's not sorry or anything.
19:12Well, he may not have learned anything, but you have learned about helping people.
19:18And Gordon has learned the same thing.
19:21Lucky thing for Thomas that he did, too.
19:23But let me begin at the beginning.
19:31One day, Thomas was at the junction when Gordon shuffled in with some freight cars.
19:41Whew, remarked Thomas.
19:44What a funny smell.
19:48Can you smell a smell?
19:50I can't smell a smell, said Annie.
19:53A funny, musty sort of smell, said Thomas.
19:56No one noticed it till you did, grunted Gordon.
19:59It must be yours.
20:01Not long ago, he had fallen into a dirty ditch.
20:04Thomas enjoyed teasing him about it.
20:07Annie?
20:07Clarabel?
20:08Do you know what I think it is?
20:10It's ditch water.
20:14Before Gordon could answer, Thomas puffed away.
20:21Annie and Clarabel could hardly believe their ears.
20:24He's dreadfully rude.
20:25I feel quite ashamed.
20:27I feel quite ashamed.
20:28He's dreadfully rude.
20:29And to Thomas, they said, you mustn't be rude.
20:32You make us ashamed.
20:33But Thomas didn't care a bit.
20:45That was funny.
20:46That was funny, he chuckled.
20:49He felt very pleased with himself.
20:51Annie and Clarabel were deeply shocked.
20:53They had great respect for Gordon, the big engine.
21:01Thomas left the coaches at the station and went off to the mine for some cars.
21:08Long ago, miners digging for lead had made tunnels under the ground.
21:12Their roofs are strong enough to hold up cars, but not the weight of engines.
21:17A large notice wants them not to enter the area.
21:20Danger!
21:21Engines must not pass this board.
21:29Silly old board, thought Thomas.
21:32He had often tried to pass it, but had never succeeded.
21:35But this morning, he had made a plan.
21:40The fireman went to throw the switch.
21:43Now for my plan, thought Thomas.
21:45Thomas, bumping the cars fiercely, he jerked his driver off the footplate and followed them into the siding.
21:51Come back, yelled his driver.
21:57Fire and smoke, said Thomas.
22:00I am sunk.
22:01And he was.
22:03Oh dear, he said.
22:05I am a silly engine.
22:10And a very naughty one, too.
22:13I saw you, said Sir Topham Hatt.
22:16Please get me out.
22:17I won't do it again.
22:20I'm not sure.
22:21We can't lift you out with a crane.
22:23The ground's not firm enough.
22:26Hmm, let me see.
22:28I wonder if Gordon could pull you out.
22:31Yes, sir, said Thomas.
22:32But he didn't want to meet Gordon just yet.
22:37Down a mine, is he?
22:39Ha, ha, ha, lap, Gordon.
22:41What a joke.
22:47Poop, poop, little Thomas.
22:49We'll have you out in a couple of puffs.
23:01Strong cables were fastened between the two engines.
23:04Are you ready?
23:06Heave!
23:13It was a lot harder than they all thought.
23:16But at last, Thomas was free.
23:19I'm sorry I was cheeky, said Thomas.
23:22That's all right, Thomas.
23:24You made me laugh, replied Gordon.
23:26I'm in disgrace.
23:28Tom, I said Thomas.
23:31Why, so you are, Thomas.
23:33Shall we form an alliance?
23:34You help me, and I'll help you.
23:37Right, you are, agreed Thomas.
23:39Good, that settled, rumbled Gordon.
23:43And buffer to buffer, the Allies puffed home.
23:46Whoooo!
23:48Whip, whip, whip.
23:52Whip, whip, whip, whip.
23:54Whip, whip, whip.
23:55Whip, whip, whip, whip.
23:57Whip, whip, whip.
23:58Whip, whip, whip.
23:59Whip, whip, whip.
24:00So you see, even Gordon can learn to help someone besides himself.
24:05Do you think Schemer ever will?
24:08Stranger things have happened.
24:10Not that I can think of any.
24:23Ooh, kids, it's almost time for you to go.
24:25We're almost done here, Stacy.
24:30Oh, ladies, could we go tell him in here?
24:32Oh, Mrs. Jones, I want you to know I received that shipment of Schemer's sandwich spread.
24:39Did you like it?
24:40Did I like it?
24:44Why, it made our lady's auxiliary chicken salad taste like a heavenly mouthful, Mrs. Jones.
24:53Believe me, in my job, I've had that chicken salad several times in the past.
24:59Oh, more than several.
25:01Well, sometimes it seems like a million.
25:04Well, did you like it?
25:07Who said that?
25:09Did you like it?
25:12Who said that?
25:13Did you like it?
25:16I loved it!
25:17Ah, well, uh, hello there.
25:20I am Schemer, and I, uh, it's my recipe, and I'm basically responsible for the whole thing.
25:24Schemer!
25:26Well, uh, let me be a little more precise about that.
25:28Uh, my mommy invented it, and then, uh, Stacy, Matt, and Tanya, uh, made it a little bit better.
25:33But basically, it was all me.
25:35Oh!
25:35Oh, my compliments!
25:39Well, well, uh, good night, all!
25:43Yeah, oh, oh, each ship never sleeps.
25:50Well, and you kids thought I couldn't pull it off.
25:54You know, there's a lesson to be learned in this, kids.
25:57In the sandwich-spread business, as in life itself, you cannot be a coward.
26:03You must have nerves of steel.
26:06Schemer, it's for you.
26:07Oh, hey.
26:10Help!
26:12Oh, no, this is not Schemer.
26:14No, no, no, no, no, this is definitely not Schemer.
26:16No, this is a fellow named, uh, Scrammer.
26:18This is Scrammer.
26:19Bye.
26:20Shame on you, Schemer, hanging up on your mother like that?
26:35Hello?
26:37Oh, hi.
26:39Well, sure, of course I know the difference between cocoa powder and chili powder.
26:44Chili powder, you put in chili con carne, and cocoa powder, you put in cocoa con carne.
26:51Hot chocolate?
26:53Okay.
26:54Yeah, I'll remember.
26:55Okay.
26:57Yeah.
26:57Bye, Mommy.
27:01My Mommy was very disappointed in me.
27:03Oh, Schemer, don't feel bad.
27:05When I was a little girl, I wanted to make a lemon meringue pie.
27:09The recipe said, use five egg whites.
27:12You know what I did?
27:12I put in five eggshells.
27:15I thought that was the white part.
27:18Well, how did it turn out?
27:20Schemer, the white of the egg is the clear part,
27:23not the eggshells.
27:25Oh, crap.
27:26That was awful.
27:33Oh!
27:35Oh!
27:36Oh!
27:38Oh!
27:39Oh!
27:40Oh!
27:40Oh!
27:41Oh!
27:42What?
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